#wamp wamp

[smallsafespace]

Hihi!!! I love your blog so much, I hope you do more clown stuff!!!!

Thank you!! :0) heres a child of the stars clown agere look and find!

[iasips8]

my hyper fixations are so embarrassing because what do you mean your favorite character is mac mcdonald from iasip thats so weird… (aquabats jimmy hyperfix is arguably a hundred times worse but)

[fartlebee]

gotta get away from the ball and chain, just want to be fishing on the lake rn

[wickedlybittersweet]

oof adhd and anxiety!

thats it thats the post this sucks.

[fluffygiraffe]

mayo isn't real :pensive: =[

[kits-shrine]

Meeka began to babble in the hopes that hearing her voice would help convince him she really was there, “she was so tiny! I forgot how small babies are, and then she grabbed my hair, and I don't think she was scared of me. Even though I know I look scary to little kids!”

He made small noises of acknowledgement, petting her hair with a shaking paw "You... are... not... scary."

[dimensionalspades]

40 Days of Everything Sucks for Julian a Lot

[thatgingerloser]

People that made 2020 vision jokes manifested that shit

Not a single meme ever will age better for me than this one. You had no fucking idea. None of us had a damn clue.

[taletreader]

i've loved this song for about...let's see...13 years now??

[crunchywrapper]

Wamp wamp

[sunsandwolves]

Slavers.

As if it couldn't get any fucking worse. Any of it. Kidnapped, stripped, drugged, and thrown in a floating prison on a ship going Light knows where. The main thing on her mind, however, was... the fact that she was kidnapped to be a shiny souvenir for slavers. It was hard to understand what she should feel. Anger, fear, sadness... embarrassment. She should have searched the fucking moss.

Yelena was suspended midair with a threadbare sack for clothing until she decided to rattle the confines of her cage and send it careening to the floor of the ship. Sideways. It was too small to fully transform in, the gibbet made for women and children and not worgen, but with the strength and ferocity.. at least she wasn't spinning around for hours.

But now, like the dozens of filthy men to be bartered and sold, she was naked. And condemned to lay on her side until she kicked out the door. Or someone came to get her. Burrich had helped her retain some of her dignity by scooting over some hay to cover herself with, but a few scraps weren't going to keep her warm and modest. It was times like this where she wished she had her long hair again.

Worry pooled in her gut; where was Rose? She knew her using her shadows was a bad thing. Yelena didn't know why, but it was imperative that Rosemarri never step into her shadows. But she did to save her. The image of the dead, crimson and marching, parting like an ocean manned by a terrifying messiah. Everything was red and cold and clammy, reeking of death and promises of forever. It felt wrong. Those weren't the shadows that Jakk taught her how to use. That was something else. Something wrong.

And Yelena couldn't protect her sister. How could she be Rosemarri's Holia if she was dead? How could she protect her like this? Naked and trapped within an iron birdcage. Bullshit. Her eyes burned, but she didn't trust anyone while she was like this. Her knees tucked themselves up, and her arms tightened across her breasts, those eyes, tired and burning, settled fiercely on the candlelight on the hallway at her side. Any shadows that moved, anything that tattled that large, stinking fat man was on his way, she would be ready.

They were dead. Anyone who dared get close enough was dead. Never corner a frightened, deadly animal.

It usually didn't end well for the aggressor.

[iasips8]

ngl i wish blogs were more popular like they used to be. like if my irls had a blog i would be so interested in what they say on there yk

[im-not-a-sheep]

when the arting aint arting

[george-rr-binks]

Hahahahaha Putin has cancer and no I will not apologize for laughing good job cancer kill him faster

[fatgutbelly-blog]

[howlingday]

Girl: I don't want to make out with you! I want to make out with the hero, Rwby!

Ruby: ...I'm sorry, what?

Jaune: Sorry I'm late! I just woke up.

Girl: Oh, my hero! Thank you for saving me, Rwby!

Jaune: ...Her. She's Ruby.

Girl: But... The show is called RWBY, named after the hero, RWBY. And you are the hero.

Jaune: Huh... That is some sound logic. Am I Rwby?

Ruby: Wh- NO! Just... No!

Jaune: (Impersonates) It's also a gun~!

Ruby: ...Okay, that was pretty good.