#wally to zatanna: another magic trick please 🥺
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The unfortunate son of John Constantine au
Wally: I wanna go home!
Bruce, flying the plane while Diana rest her arm: stop complaining, we have a mission to finish.
Wally, whining: but I don't wanna, I want my dad, where's Robin? Why do I have to come along without a friend!! Let me go home!!
Bruce: Jordan, next time you leave Allen get kidnapped along with J'onn and we have to find him, I'm taking your spleen.
Hal: he is 6yo, and bored you wouldn't let me get him his chem books that are for long trips, what do you want me to do?
Bruce: use your ring to make them.
Hal: I didn't memorize that large book, if I get one thing wrong he'll know, this is his special interest B.
Wally: we're so slow, I wanna go and run, I want to go play!!
Clark: do we need a speedster, truly?
Bruce: yes, every league had one if we don't it could be make things worse.
Arthur: well, what do we do?
Oliver: well his dad is that magic freak... Hey kiddo you want to see a magic trick?
Wally: magic doesn't exist and you're the freak not my dad, loser.
Oliver: you little sh—
Diana: hey, child ears are listening.
Zatanna, on call: child ears, wha?
Wally, getting happy: momma!!
The league:
Bruce: where are you, we're picking you up.
After awhile
Wally, on zatanna's lap giggling: again, again!
Zatanna, been doing magic tricks: is this your card?
Wally, amazed: it is!
Oliver, grumbled: thought magic doesn't exist...
#wally west#bruce wayne#oliver queen#hal jordan#zatanna#diana prince#arthur curry#clark kent#kid flash#Batman#green arrow#green lantern#superman#wonder woman#aquaman#magicblazer#the unfortunate son of John Constantine au#john and zatanna ain't even dating yet at this point#wally is a momma's boy#wally to everyone including john: magic ain't real#wally to zatanna: another magic trick please 🥺#he's biased
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