#waiting for Tornadoes

[artcallednonsensed]

I’ll add something to top intended for this added extension but meant for underneath so i do this way

[warandpeas]

Daily Affirmations

[metalotaku-da]

Dick and wally were sitting at the wayne family dinner table with their joint families announcing their engagement. Just before desert their was a knock on the front door. Alfred went to tend to it. Nobody thought anything of it till Alfred came back to dinning room with a large meta with him and two scruffed young kids hanging from his hands.

"I believe you have a guest master dick, master wally." Alfred said looking at the red head with a bit of judgment.

"You." The large meta with a goatee and flaming seemingly flaming hair. Motioned to wally with one of the kids who protested. "Well shit you are all here." He looked around the table. "Good I only need to do this once then hopefully. Quit fucking with the time stream." He ignored the throat clearing of the butler and the half raised from the seat posture of most of the dinners guests. "I'm tired of cleaning up all these timeline collapses you speedsters cause. So here is the deal." He sat the protesting kids down in to wally's lap. By phasing through the table. "I'm going to pull all your kids who would cease to exist from the now failed timelines and drop them all in your laps. And I don't care how many it ends up being. You want to cause me problems. You're getting all of yours 10 fold." As he backed out of the table. He pointed an accusing finger at the speedsters. "Do not try me! Oh and By the way. Congratulations on your engagement." He gave a rough pat to alfreds back. "Thanks old man." And then he vanished from sight.

The bats stared at the speedsters. "Care to explain that?"

"Who was that guy?"

"OH my god I'm a dad!" Wally said in shock looking down at his two kids. Ignoring Barry arguing with half the bat clan.

"What are your names?" Dick said all smiles at the two little kids sitting in wallys lap.

"Jai"

"Iris"

[girlwiththegreenhat]

beautiful women named tornado warning are texting me 💙

[mythtakens]

bts video that has I Ain’t in Kansas Anymore by Miranda Lambert (from the Twisters soundtrack)… still no name for episode 2 and episode 3 is No Place Like Home… stop letting them distract you with bees opening disaster tornado theory is real 🌪️🌪️🌪️

[sxggybeans]

need like a parent trap-esque fic with jake seresin and tyler owens

[moretheta]

oh duazul... woman that you are.... mother that you are.....

[keithkog]

I heard Pidge use the phrase ‘gnawing at the bars of my enclosure’, and now I want to use it.

Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure right now because I really want to take Kosmo on a walk but there is literally a tornado warning and there is no way we will be going outside.

-Keith

[wildsaltair]

I’d like to thank Maximus Decimus Meridius for inventing loyalty and emotional intelligence and devotion and goodheartedness. and also sex

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

I’ve scrolled through all your posts during school and I think that was probably the most blasphemous thing I could’ve done in religious studies.

Listen buddy if God didn't want you macrodosing on heresy and indignity then he wouldn't have put me on your page. If there's a will there's a way Vice Before Virtue bless bless I'm your local priest

[tricerotopicpt2]

Tornado sirens went off in the middle of todays lore but the fable smp grind never stops

[moonshynecybin]

[god-i-hope-so]

Reading the anti-Tommy anons some of you guys get is GOLD. It's supposed to be mean and all but it's like pure comedy, I can't 😂

[saturnaous]

if edward elric is bisexual he has the worst taste in men ever

[a-fucking-tornado]

Looking at my irl bestie's whole profile and seeing eras of my life instead

[selkiefinalist]

truly what a week when a sam girard first goal of the season ot winner is going to bring me to tears like yes the narrative and yes i love him but also what emotions perchance need additional outlet at this particular place and time