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F/o give me the willpower to go to work ๐๐
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Kreerence <3 (gnaws on ceiling fan)
#The way Kreese is so possessive and obsesssive about Johnny is so good#The way Kreese would not hesitate to kill someone for him. Heโs so fuckin obssessed he nearly killed JOHNNY#We never see him show a soft spot unless itโs with Johnny or womenโฆ.and donโt even get me started on what that implies#He would literally throw Daniel off a cliff ZERO hesitation if Johnny wanted it. He would be elated actually#Daniel is nothing more than a pest to him. itโd be like squishing a bug in his eyes#but alas Johnny isnโt into killing people. Heโs still so soft at heart even after all his training#and โstill seems to LIKE Daniel (a nice guy with a good soul and gentle hands) in some ways. which is so damn annoying to Kreese#And gosh Johnnyโs love for him. So wild and confused. wanting his love back and to make him happy. Make him TELL him heโs happy#Kreese was at his absolute lowest after he lost Johnny for his own actions#for hurting whats precious to him. For losing everything important#Thatโs why he didnโt leave Johnny alone throughout the entirety of CK#Johnny really said โfuck off and learn to treat me rightโ#Kreese: WaH Baby no I care about you more than anyone come backโ#canโt wait to see how this patheticโค๏ธ behaviour continues in the new season#But what would have happened if Johnny had stayed after the choking? came back the next day to Kreese who was like a bitey dog with its tai#between itโs legs. staring at the marks on Johnnyโs neck with disgust. he likes leaving his marks on Johnny#Likes hurting people with no mercyโBut god. not Johnny. At least Not this much. How can he possibly make it up?#He does end up making it up. Gets Johnny back by slowly allowing himself to love better#at least with Johnny. Now they cuddle on the couch together and buy each other holiday gifts#Gosh I could talk about them so much#john kreese#kreerence#tw possessive behavior#tw unhealthy relationship#Turned healthy
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jaemin dad scenario #2
hellooooooo ~ not sure if y'all are familiar with this audio but I saw a cute tiktok vid earlier with this audio and I wanted to write one about it. plus I've been wanting to write another dad jaemin scenario so here we are๐
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Jaemin hears the voices from downstairs, waiting for his wife and daughter to walk in the kitchen where he's currently baking cupcakes for Heejin's school day.
"Daddy, we're home"
He turns around to face the two of you, his two girls smiling widely at him. Heejin reaches out for him, immediately getting Heejin from you to give him her after daycare cuddles and kisses
"There's my baby princess, how was daycare today? Did you have so much fun? You didn't cry?" he ask in between kisses on her face. Meanwhile you watch the adorable scene between your husband and his mini me.
"She didn't cry, her teacher told me and she got a star"
"Wah you did? Can appa see it?" he asks the little girl in his arms, Heejin holds out her hand to show the star sticker on the back of her hand
"Wow, that's great! I'll give you a cupcake since you're very good" he promises Heejin, you give him a strict look but you let it slide.
You and Jaemin are on the same page when it comes to raising your daughter. You rarely have any arguments, but there are times Jaemin folds whenever Heejin wants something. Like giving her sweets, or letting her stay up past her bedtime.
You really can't beat the dad-daughter duo, they both know how to make you say yes. One look at you with their round eyes, you're nodding your head to whatever wish they have.
"Also Heejin got something to say" you tell Jaemin, walking towards the fridge to get a drink while Jaemin sets Heejin on the counter
"What is it, baby?"
"I got a boyfwiend" her little baby voice says happily.
Immediately Jaemin's smile changes while you try to hold in the laughter. He looks over at you then back at Heejin
"You don't have a boyfriend"
The little girl frowns at her dad, "I do have my boyfwiend" she says a bit louder this time
You can't help but laugh, Jaemin looks over at you with a glare clearly not amazed with the situation but to you it's very hilarious.
"You don't have a boyfriend" he sternly says, Heejin then sobs then reaches out for you.
You step closer to give her some comfort while Jaemin stands beside you, still not done with his argument with his 4 year old daughter.
"Aw love, what's wrong? who made you cry?" you ask her, patting her hair. The Little Na looking up at you with teary eyes
"Daddy says.. daddy says i don't have boyfwiend" she says in between sobs. At this point you can't help the big smile on your face, your daughter is being so adorable right now.
"But you do have a boyfriend?" you ask her, giggling.
Jaemin playfully pinches your waist, you brush him off while you watch Heejin nod her head "You do? What's his name?"
"Ji-hun" she says with her lips cutely pouting
You laugh again, enveloping her with a hug and kissing her head. Looking over at your husband to see him with an opposite expression on his face, "Yah, they're kids. Just go with it" you whisper
"She's four, she's my babygirl" he grumbles, taking Heejin from you to hold her again
"You're not allowed to have a boyfriend until you're 50" he tells her seriously. To little Heejin, it doesn't really make any sense apart from meaning she doesn't get to be right this time which she doesn't like.
This makes her cry again but doesn't move from her father's embrace
"Boys will make you cry then I have to beat them up then dad will have boo boo's. Do you want dad to have boo boo's?"
"No" she answers, hugging Jaemin quickly. She's always been a worried baby, if she feels like either of you are in danger she gets very anxious and starts to cry. When she was a baby, she hated seeing Jaemin on his bike. She thought he was going to fall.
"Okay then don't get a boyfriend okay? Pinky promise" he holds out his pinky towards Heejin, the little girl sealing the promise
"I can't even imagine how you would be when she actually starts dating" you tease him
"Don't start with me. I'll actually fight them"
You laugh, joining in their hug. Jaemin wraps one arm around you while the other holds Heejin, both of his girls in his arms.
"And I love you for that, but one day she's going be a big girl and would fall in love just like I did. With you" you tell him, giving him a kiss on the cheek
He looks at you, his eyes full of love and adoration like they always have ever since you met. "Well then as long as she falls in love with someone who loves her the way I love you, then I guess I'll be okay. That's still a maybe though, no one deserve our baby girl"
You smile at him, kissing him again this time on the lips then giving Heejin a kiss also on her chubby cheeks "I love you more, both of you. How about we finish baking these then let's have a cuddle night the three of us?"
"Sounds like heaven to me" He agrees, kissing both you and Heejin on the head before he sets Heejin down. The little one getting her standing stool ready to help with decorating the cupcakes but you both know she's after the sprinklers
"After I put her to bed, you and I are going to have a talk" he whispers
"What did I do" you laugh "Mhm, you can laugh now. Just wait until later"
#story#fic#nct#nct dream#nct jaemin#na jaemin#nct oneshot#nct scenario#nct fluff#nct dad#jaemin imagine#jaemin fluff#jaemin au#jaemin scenario#jaemin dad
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Silly confession while someone's drunk
Pollux invited you to go out on a drink with other sorcerers, Vega strangely enough after knowing you're going, he suddenly want to come.
You never pick up that he only come because of you but nevermind that. You'll find it out later.
Spica and Sirius weren't there as Pollux definitely don't want to invite Spica and Sirius, Pollux forgot to send invitation.
You didn't drink much to get drunk but for others, they already black out expect for Alpheratz.
"I'll send the kids to their dorm." Alpheratz began to pick up Pollux and Arcturus, as if they weren't heavy to him. "You should help Vega get to his dorm, I'm pretty sure he's not in the state to think."
You nodded. Alpheratz already left while carrying Arcturus and Pollux on his shoulders like packs of flour.
You're trying to wake Vega up, he seems to be real drunk right now, it's almost cute.
"Hmm... ... Summoner..?" You nodded as you heard him calling for you, to your surprise he suddenly stroking your hair. "Hehe you're so beautiful..."
Well that was something. You said to Vega that you're bringing him back to his dorm. Vega obediently comply despite being drunk and let you help him.
The journey back to his dorm wasn't easy, he keeps clinging on you which keep you not being able to walk properly.
Of course you manage to arrived at his dorm at last.
You said you're going to go back to yours but Vega didn't let go.
"Nu.... Nu-uh.. You stay." He pouted, still not letting you go. "Stayyyyyyy"
You sighed and told Vega tomorrow they have classes but Vega began to groaned and... Cry-
"Wah.... Summoner is so mean.. I want Summoner to stay but they keep walking away." He cried while while wiping his tears on your clothes. "Bad Summoner..! They so mean to me..."
You decided to record just in case. Feeling defeated, you agreed to stay with him until he fall asleep.
"Yippee yay! Summoner is kind again!" He smiles sheepishly, "Summoner is staying hehe..." At least he stopped crying. He dragged you into his bed and began to cuddle up with you. "Summoner is so popular that I'm jealous..."
You asked him if he's jealous of your popularity.
"Nu... Summoner is so clueless... ... I'm jealous because Summoner want to spend time with others... I wanna be only Summoner's muse... Just look at meh." He pouted while burying his head on your chest.
You were about to ask him what he meant by that but he already fall asleep.
You get to see a new side of Vega, it's very adorable. You sighed and stroke his hair, deciding to stay and sleep in his dorm.
Maybe missing a few classes won't be a big deal.
#arcana twilight#arcana twilight mc#arcana twilight arcturus#arcana twilight alpheratz#arcana twilight pollux#arcana twilight vega#arcana twilight summoner#artw vega x reader#I had fun mwhehehe
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Honestly,your works are really nice especially your Albedo/Zhongli!reader and i wanna request what if Albedo/Zhongli!reader like dogs? Like he have his own dogs and generally would give them a lot of affection and head pat like everyday. I wanna see the rest of yandere reaction,especially Dazai since he dislike dogs
๐:๐ฏ- ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ช๐ต! ๐'๐ฎ ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฑ๐ฑ๐บ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ, ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐บ ๐ด๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐บ/๐ฏ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ญ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐จ๐ด ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ด ๐ง๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ค๐ข๐ต๐ด ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฐ.. (๐๐ถ๐ต ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ค๐ข๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ ๐ค๐ข๐ต๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ค๐ข๐ถ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ช๐ต ๐ต๐ณ๐ช๐ฆ๐ด ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฆ๐ข๐ต ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฃ๐ช๐ณ๐ฅ๐ด ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ค๐ณ๐ฆ๐ต๐ญ๐บ ๐ต๐ณ๐ข๐ช๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฆ๐บ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ข๐ณ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ).
๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ณ๐บ ๐ช๐ต ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ข ๐ญ๐ช๐ต๐ต๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ข๐บ ๐ข๐ด ๐ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ข ๐ญ๐ช๐ต๐ต๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ด๐บ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ธ๐ข๐ต๐ต๐ฑ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ธ๐ณ๐ช๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ.
๐ ๐ฅ๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ช๐ต ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ช๐ฏ ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ช๐ต ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ธ๐ข๐ต๐ต๐ฑ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ธ๐ข๐บ.
๐ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐๐๐ ๐ท๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ฐ๐ถ๐ด ๐น ๐ข๐ญ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฐ/๐ป๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐จ๐ญ๐ช!๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ
๐ ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ค๐ข๐ฏ ๐ง๐ช๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ต๐ฐ๐ณ๐บ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ธ๐ข๐ต๐ต๐ฑ๐ข๐ฅ!
๐๐ข๐ณ๐ฏ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ: ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ, ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ด๐บ, ๐ /๐ฏ ๐ช๐ด ๐ฅ๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐ข๐ค๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐จ, ๐ /๐ฏ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ด๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ต ๐ฎ๐ข๐ง๐ช๐ข ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ข ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ด๐ฐ, ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ค๐บ ๐ค๐ข๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ๐ต ๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ต ๐๐ข๐ง๐ช๐ข ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ.
๐๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ซ๐ฐ๐บ ๐ช๐ต?
The first thing how you got a dog was to take care of it, by the cafe owner which you often visit as the family seems to go on vacation leading you to take care of their dog, which is a he.
The dog was big, bigger then Chuuya height when he was attack I mean cuddle by the dog you brought in the Headquarter.
Mori was taken aback by sudden seen of the dog which you brought so... Suddenly.
Elise was practically on top of the dog back as he carried her around making the dog her new ride to roam around of sort.
Everything will be fine, even Chuuya was so happy to see a dog with friendliness as it love to pounce onto others and lick them happily.
But.. The main problem was..
Your divided attention.
The port Mafia's members doesn't mind at all, they think but the more days it stay the more you started to come less at headquarter and busy taking of the dog.
Which lead Mori to let the dog come to the headquarter so that you will do your job.
Which was practically researching or paperwork's.
During those times, either Chuuya look after the dog or.. Hirotsu.
"Wah.. But from where did you get him, Al-niisan?" Asked Elise curiously while letting the dog.
You briefly stopped on your tea drink as you glance at her.
"Oh, he is the cafe owner family dog.. They eventually went for vacation for some weeks"
"Ah no wonder you have been asking me to make tea for you.. More often" said Kouyou who chuckle slightly as you gently smile apologetically.
"Heh.. What's the dog name?"
"...."
"Did you even ask them his name?" Asked Mori as you squint your eyebrow and frown slightly.
"..so you did forgot" said the four of them.
"Either way! Elise-chan seems to like the dog a lot!"
"Hmm mmh! Since Al-niisan like him too!" Said Elise as you just drink your tea with thought swirll in your mind.
They should not feel jealous especially Chuuya who watches you just patting the dog while on one hand held the report.
He notices your gentle smile and often care for the dog and leave your work if the dog wants to go out for a walk.
He frowned as he shouldn't be jealous of a simple dog, but it annoyed him that you can divide your focus on both work and the dog.
And the most bothering thing was you stop patting him for doing a task complete. Which he won't admit but he wish you say, "good work" and a pat on his head but nope!
The dog have hogged your time.
But thankfully it wasn't just him.
Akutagawa was so close to just take the dog and leave it in a dark room lock so that it won't bother you.
His sister Gin was very much concern yet she too, wish the dog to STOp taking so much of your time.
You barely even bat an eye on her when she handed you the reports or even a nod, even if you do speak you would ask about bringing the dog food for the dog or even some toy for the dog to play with.
Ryounosuke is very much paronoid as his mind race in thought.
'What if L/n-sensei care more about the dog and stop acknowledging me..' He thought to himself as he can't even talk to you unlike some can, as he would wait for you to say something whenever he did a task and you often gave a pat on his head or a smile, even a word of advice for him to take care of his health of sort but...
Now you just hummed a small okay, and take the mission report or even given task to him as the dog been your main priority.
Though they are slightly glad that Elise like playing with the dog and even take him for a walk around hallways of the headquarter but... It also, annoyed them that you were very much into taking care of pets over them.
Even Kouyou was annoyed when she was talking to you while having tea you just ask her what type of dog treats are good.
Like hell she knows that! And the fact that your own thoughts and care was solely on the dog.
The worst case is the dog have weak immune leading you to often call the cafe owner on the first week making no time in Port mafia work and practically solely focus on the dog that got sick.
"When will this dog leave?" mutter Kouyou as Mori let out a sighed while massaging his forehead.
"Don't know the particular cafe owner which Y/n-kun often visit has still not came back from vacation"
"Huh..? Why does Sensei have to take care of the dog! And its annoying how his focus is only for the dog!" Muttered Chuuya who too took a cup of tea to drink.
"Hmm? Don't you like dogs, Chuuya?"
"I do, Ane-san but... This dog is not even sensei's and it belong to someone the worst is sensei is so attack to the hip of taking care of the dog... He doesn't even bait an eye when I gave him the report of the assassin!" Said Chuuya who frowned in annoyance as Mori sighed in agreeing.
"Y/n-kun didn't even frown or say anything like usual.. When I try to ask him to go for shopping with Elise-chan, he just said.. 'Can I bring him to then? Maybe he need another colar' shouldn't his focus be slightly diverted from the dog?" Said Mori annoyed that you didn't even look at him while speaking as you busy taking out the leech on the dog fur.
"You don't say, Ougai-dono, Y/n even ask me what dog treats shall he get for the dog, when I eventually ask if he want to go with me to the new bakery but his focus of attention was for the dog" said Kouyou recalling your distracted formed of trying to leave early with the dog to get the latest treat for him.
Well, they couldn't do anything and they just wish the dog owner come earlier or they might resort to... Just lock away the dog away from you of sort as it annoyed them all.
And the fact that even the detective agency was affected.
For example, Fukuzawa was awaiting for you to visit or perhaps meet to drink tea together which you both often does once or twice in a month.
But to only got rejected that you have a work to take care of leading you to kindly excuse it out and told you won't be having tea time together for some time.
He was unbothered yet, worried if Mori wanted you to stop visiting him as he frowned at the thought.
He barely has a friend whom he can have tea together with, and the fact that if Mori is the problem of you rejected about the tea he was in fact abit annoyed. Cause he love having tea time vacancy time with you.
And he often wait for the day to come to have a pleasant conversation with you, as you often have interesting (useless) facts to tell even stories that are interesting (boring) history which he enjoy listening.
But that thought went off when, One time when Fukuzawa was with Ranpo and Kunikida to buy Ranpo some of his sweet store to buy and a particular case around the area.
Ranpo was the one who point out noticing you alarming both of them.
There you were with a dog happily playing in the park throwinga disk and letting the dog catch it .
'Why is he here with a dog didn't he say he have urgent work or sort..' Thought Fukuzawa to himself trying to ignore it as he was slight curious and hurt of why you would reject to spend tea time with him that only happens one or twice in month.
"Isn't that.." Ranpo point at some group as Kunikida frowned.
"Why are they there and why all of them acting so suspicious?" Muttered Kunikida confused.
There they were most of the well know Members of Port mafia stalking you who was busy playing with the dog and patting it.
"I didn't thought.. Sensei like dogs.." Muttered Dazai alarming Kunikida as Atsushi awkwardly bowed and greet Fukuzawa.
With Yosano and Kenji who seems to just walk past and was confused of why.. Fukuzawa (who wasn't trying to hide), Kunikida and Ranpo (hiding in a bush)
"What do you mean?"
"I hate dogs! And why is the dog licking my handsome sensei face! Ah! It almost touch his lips!!" Exclaimed Dazai accusingly.
As you and the dog started leaving as The Port mafia members approach them.
"Oh? Dazai-kun, Fukuzawa-dono Yosano-chan and.. The other agency members I didn't thought we would encounter here" said Mori as the air tense around them.
"Oh? Neither did we? Is there a specific reason why the port mafia here... Stalking your own executive?" Said Fukuzawa as Mori chuckle.
"Well, Can't we? After all he is part of port mafia! Especially looking after the members is what make me a great boss"
"Huh!"
Whereas, Chuuya glared at Dazai who held a stiff smile.
"Ayaya~ Chuuya what's with the grumpy face"
"You still don't learn do you, Mackarel"
"Oh? And what do you mean by that?"
"Stop.. going around stalking sensei last time you try to double suicide with him" said Chuuya as Dazai blink twice and let out an mocking sigh.
"Why can't I? After all Sensei and I are close I'm just following wherever my teacher walk no?"
"You..!"
As Yosano stare at Kouyou who gave a smile.
"Oh, I didn't thought I will see the doctor Yosnao here"
"Huh? Oh arent you the women who was injured and capture by us weeks ago"
"Indeed, what brings you agency here in the park?"
"It is a public park can't we wander around our wish?"
"Ohoho~ indeed indeed, but the timing is too accurate.."
As their stare make Kyouka and Gin to flinch and slightly back away from the older women's staring off contest.
"..."
"....."
"..."
Atsushi just want to be buried alive By the intense glare of Akutagawa who seems to be in murdering mood.
'What did I even do!?' Cried Atsushi in his mind.
"Are you all going to just glare off? That researcher have already bygone somewhere" said Ranpo annoyed that he lost sight of you.
"What?!/when?"
The glaring continues.
"Why are the Port mafia even interested in knowing where the researcher go?" Said Fukuzawa with raise eyebrow as his eyes look down at Mori who smile evily with a tick mark on his for head.
"And what brings the agency to pry what we Port mafia does?"
"..."
"..."
"Some young girls are talking to the.. researcher"
Like a switch they all rush to where Ranpo stood who let out an annoyed sighed.
"Why are the agency interest on who those womens are? Huh? Is it some of your members to manipulate our executive?"
"Huh? As if! we don't stoop so low, perhaps it is your own members trying to sway him onto dealing and stay more in port mafia"
"Huh! He have his own life and privacy"
"Yes, he have his own privacy but that does imply to port mafia as well to stalk him"
"..."
"..."
The argument stopped when they notice your discomfort by been surrounded by some two-three high schoolers that are trying to sway in by just saying the dog is so cute to literally flirting with you.
Your eyes held discomfort as you try to be polite.
"You know, I don't like co-operafing but.. Will you help my partner y/n removing those girls from his side?" Asked Kouyou to Yosano who raised an eyebrow as she side glance at Fukuzawa who gave a shook.
"Argh! Comeon, Help us with this we can't just scooped and kick those girls it will literally asking to be jail"
"...."
"..."
"..."
"Alright... in one condition you tell us why you are here in first place"
"Same goes to you too... then"
"Alright"
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You don't know why and what just happen as Kouyou and Yosano just came between and sweet talk with the higschooler girls who squeak in fears and left running.
You just went to focus on the dog.
"You alright?"
"Yeah didn't thought the-/should it be you-" they both stopped as they frown when they notice you just patting the dog and smile when he bark and wave his tail happily.
"Good boy, are you hun-"
"Y/n"
"Oh, Right... Thank you? Akiko and Kouyou" You unsurely said as you don't know what to say, as the highschool girls that they chases away were only asking what the dog eat to be this big and what breed it was Or even how old the dog was.
You were discomfort because it wasnt your dog and you have no clue what the owner of the cafe gave to the dog to make the dog to be this big in size.
Maybe, Because of its breed you are not sure.
"Is he often like this?" Asked Yosano to Kouyou who let out a sighed.
"Unfortunately his focus has often been with the dog"
"What why?"
"Not sure.. he seems to take care of the dog more.. Especially he started to side tracketed in his own works"
"Pity, But how long had you guys raise as I doubt he suddenly just love the dog after raising it to the point to just stopped caring about work and focus on the dog"
"Well that dog was been taken by y/n to take care of by the cafe owner which he often visits as they went on vacation"
"How long has it been?"
"A month now, and he havent come to Port mafia headquarters for a week because of the dog"
"Heh.. Why not just take away the dog"
"...do you think that.. is easy"
"Hmm.. I barely know him but.. Yeah it won't be easy and-"
They both stop talking to see you already left so does the other members alarming them both.
"Ah! Come on they seriously left us?"
"Meh~ Ranpo have an weird interest on the researcher so yeah"
"He? That's.. Weird even y/n have interest on you"
"Me?"
"Yeah"
"How so?"
"He calls your.. first name"
"So.. did he call yours"
"Because.. we are partners since 14, I think but.. He doesn't know you much right?"
"...I guess.."
And so does it perk Yosano interest as they both left in search of where you left.
The whole up-and down came to an end as they finally saw you leave the park to go home with the dog happily barking .
As the evening fall they all tiredly stood there.
"So he rejected to drink Tea meetinf for the dog?"
"Yeah... He even didn't came to work for a week"
"..."
"...."
"You know.. The owner should really take away the dog"
"First time I agree with you"
As silence felt over.
But soon they both shook hands with the other members to agreed.
"We will find where that Owner of cafe left of too and quickly let them take away the dog"
"And.. we will try to make Y/n-kun not to be around the dog 24/7 so that he won't missed the dog when it truly left."
"..."
"Also what do you mean by Tea meeting, Fukuzawa-dono? Are you trying to steal my executive, Y/n-kun?"
"...."
He just gave a dead paned look and departed with the agency.
So, does the port mafia with one goal in mind.
'Never in million we will bring another pet so that y/n won't be distracted with it again'
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:n- that's all good day/night to all hope you take care!!
#yandere bsd#yandere bsd x reader#bsd#bsd x reader#bungou stray dogs#yandere x male reader#yandede ranpo edogawa#yandere fukuzawa#yandere yosano#yandere dazai#yandere chuuya#yandere akutagawa#yandere atsushi#yandere bsd x male reader#yandere kouyou#bungou stray dogs x male reader#bungou stray dogs various x male reader#bungou gay dogs#Yandere Mori#yandere ranpo#yandere bungou stray dogs#Zhongli#albedo
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Im going through a woozi brainrot again, so hereโs a sfw version of him as your boyfriend !
THESE ARE MY HEADCANONS BTW! TAG ME IN YOURS LOL.
CW! None!
โข Spoils you, like so much. Anything you want heโll give you, no matter what.
โข He is such a clingy bf, but in private though while him or you are driving he will hold your hand. He likes to rest on you, while hugging you. Heโll do anything to be near you. He likes to touch you, your arm, your head, your face,etc.
โข Spends as much time as he can with you. Even though heโs like busy all day, when he gets home he doesnโt focus on work and just you.
โข Loves when you ask him advice on things such as โwhich shirt do I buy?โ or โhow should i tell this friendโฆโ
โข Takes so many pictures of you just to look at you later on while heโs bored
โข Takes care of you on your period like its an olympic game. He gets you everything you need, without you asking, and if you ask him to get you something, you better know you wouldnโt be able to finish your sentence before heโs out the door.
โข Lets you control the radio (because you have great music taste).
โข Cannot take compliments, no matter how long you have been dating, he still gets so nervous. But he loves giving you compliments, no matter what time of the day it is, he will say โyou are so prettyโ, โwah- how do you look that good?โ.
โข Loves when you take care of him aswell. You are so good to him he canโt even believe he could of pulled someone like you. He loves when you shower him with affection, and get really clingy in public, though he doesnโt reciprocate that much.
โข He does get jealous, but heโll tell you heโs jealous instead of keeping it in. He likes you to know his feelings, because he wants to know yours as well.
โข Kisses you so passionately, loves to just lick your lips, and suck on your bottom lip. Heโll just stay there and suck on your bottom lip for almost a minute, until you slap him peacefully giggling.
โข You know how cats rub their face to show love, thats what you guys do, especially with HIS CHEEKS UGH.
โข He definitely writes songs for you, and will ask you advice on songs. Make sure they arenโt rude or anything, etc.
โข Loves to hear you go on for hours.
โข YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT ANIME ALL THE TIME. AND WATCH IT TOGETHER, ETC.
โข Sweetest guy in the world, loves to make you feel good, and will just treat you with so much respect.
โข Loves to lazy love with you. Like cuddle, or watch a movie with you.
โข Kisses you everywhere out of nowhere. Like youโll be doing something and heโll just give you a million kisses & leave
โข He is always there for you when you need him, a call to him will have him put in jail for speeding.
Thats it for right now, PLEASE PUT REQUESTS IN THE COMMENTS ILL KISS YOU (only if you want)
#seventeen x reader#woozi x reader#svt woozi#seventeen#kpop imagines#seventeen imagines#imagine#boyfriend woozi
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Counting Numbers
OC writings :)
Cactus/Rose, 1.2k words, M/M, cold snz.
It's much fun to have your boyfriend be so observant of you that he knows you're sick before you do.
"-hhaAAiish!!"
"...Ten!" A grin spread on Cactus' face, confusing his boyfriend.
From behind a tissue, Rose choked out a "Pardon?"ย
"You've sneezed ten times today now."
"Thanks for counting, I... I think? You usually just say 'bless you'." A pointed sniffle, the taller man lowering the thoroughly used tissue from his irritated nose.
"This many in such a short time? Are you feelin' good, baby?โ
Rose frowned, "...Sensitive. Sorry, this must be so gross, I- hhiiTshh!!"
"Eleven. I don't think it's gross, you can't exactly control it. Well, you're tryin', but..."
"Hhah- ahh- hhaaAAa-!! aaSshii!! Hhatshhiew!! Gghwaagh.." he whined pathetically, accepting another handful of tissues from his boyfriend.
"What's that, twelve, thirteen?"
"If it keeps on like this," the redhead blew his nose softly, "We'll find out how high you can count."
"Bully! But not wrong. This is more than regular sensitivity, you allergic to somethin' around here? Did I forget to dust? Or are you comin' down with a cold?" Cactus traced a thumb over his cheek slowly, intimately, "Either way, you know I'm gonna look the fuck after ya, right?"
"Language..." Another sniffle, despite his previous efforts, "Ugh... I should send you away so you don't catch this thing, if I have fallen ill..."
"But....?"
"But I... God, this is so selfish, but I want you to stay. Take care of me, give me cuddles..."
"Hah, that's a cold, all right. Tch, poor thing, you only get this clingy when you're sick. Mind if I check your temp?" Cactus didn't expect a fever, but Rose had surprised him before. All he needed was a gentle 'mmm' for permission, and he clicked his tongue.
"Startin' to get a little warm, but that might just be that my hands are cold. Whatever, gonna make you rest and take medicine anyway, should help with those body aches you get when you're feverish."
"How do you remember all this?"
"I try so I can help better next time. It's not creepy, is it?"
"No, it's swee--aahiigGSH! H-hhah- hahchii!! Hhashhii!! Aaeeshiiiu!! ...Wah."
ย "Bless you, baby. See, I've lost count already. I'm just gonna say you're gonna sneeze like, a bajillion times today."
Wrapping his arms around himself and dropping the crumpled tissue, a shiver ran through Rose's body, a sad and tired expression on his face as he accepted that he was, in fact, quite unwell. Without saying a word, Cactus pulled his scarf off and easily wrapped it around his boyfriend's neck, smiling at Rose when he looked up in surprise.
"But that's-"
"Shhh, shh. Gotta keep you warm. That any better?"
"....Mm, it is rather nice..."ย ย
"Need anythin' else? Is it prime time for you to obtain a 'boyfriend hoodie'?"
Rose laughed, hiding his lower face behind the familiar-smelling scarf. "You give that up, you'll never get it back. You're lucky I know how much this scarf means to you, so... Mercifully, I won't steal this."
"You want me to carry ya to bed?" Cactus continued, Rose rolling his eyes as a response.
"Cactus, I'm not an invalid. It's a little cold, the sofa is more than fi... Fi... Ffi-IIishh! Iihtsshi! Iishiie! Tsshiew-iishhIiew!! AahptshHh! Kktshhiiu!"
His eyes snapped open as he realised what he'd done.
".....Oh mby god." A nervous sniffle, "I'm so sorry."
"Whoa, bless you, bless! Jeez, you good? We hit a hundred yet?"ย
A thick, warm hand caressed Rose's hair. Slowly, his eyes closed again, leaning into the touch. It felt so nice against his aching head.
Wait, no, wait, stop distracting him.
"C-Cac, I sneezed on your scarf, how are you not mad? Are you mad? I'm so, so sorry. I didn't mean to, my nose just tickles s-so bad right now, even just mentioning it-"
"Bless you."
"Aag-hh- I- I haven't even- s-sneezed again yet...." Rose's nose scrunched up, nostrils twitching in irritation.
"Listen, Rose... I seriously don't mind. It can be washed. You need the warmth, and it was there. I'm not gonna be mad about you getting sick, I knew what I was signing up for when I put it on ya. You can let 'em out."
"G-ggh- no, it's... Don't wanna do it again... Bad enough I... I... Hhih-... Did it before..."
Cactus blinked at him, nonplussed.ย
"You serious? It's already done, just let 'em out. Hey, better yet, get that tickle out with a biiiiiig sneeze. Big breath in, that's it. Think of dust. Think of, uh... A cute, fluffy dog."
This man was going to kill him. He couldn't. That's Cactus's scarf. He wears it every single day, no matter how hot it is. And here Rose was, sneezing into it and dirtying it! The disrespect of it all!
"I... C-cah-... Can't..."
"Yeah, ya can. Come on, imagine somethin' real tickly. Ooh, one of those stereotypical feather dusters! You know the ones, that come with the french maid outfi-"
"Caaaaac, s-stop, I.... I need... T-to..." Rose's chest shuddered with hitches, eyebrows tugging higher and higher, "Need... Need... Hhi-iih-!! Iihh...."
Stray fibres from the scarf itself weren't helping matters, yet he wasn't pulling it down, or taking it off. It brought a smile to Cactus's face, and it made him want to tease the florist relentlessly.
"Come on, I know you wanna. I know you gotta. It's really no problem, you can sneeze against me if you want."
"A-a-absolutely not! You- I... It's... Nng-ggh... Gghk-TSsh-! Iighshh! Ttsh! Ii-iih-iihTSHii!! Iktshiew! I-i-iisSHhiew! A-ah... Ahh'ttshHIIi!! G'ttSHHEw!! Aauaagh, oh, god..."ย
Cactus blinked at him, "Whoa, bless you! Damn, that was a lot, are you do-"
"GghTSSH! HHht-tsshiew-iishHhew!! IitshHHEee!! Ii-h... Hht'shShew! P'tshiu!!" Rose interrupted him, the held-back fit tumbling out.
"Guess that answers that question. Jeez, bless you a kajillion times." The barista grabbed a handful of tissues, offering them up to his incapacitated boyfriend. They were taken gratefully, Rose motioning for Cactus to turn around with a single finger.
โReally?โ
โDodโt look at be. Iโb a bessโฆโ
He obeyed with a chuckle. He's seen Rose in much worse states, yet he was embarrassed by this. So cute. Cactus couldn't help a wide grin on his face as he heard Rose blowing his nose and groaning in upset, likely at the โmessโ he made of the scarf.
Snf!
โCactus, I have to wash this before I return it to you. I'm not having you catch this because you wanted to do something nice for me.โ There was a rustling sound that accompanied this, which Cactus surmised as Rose attempting to clean the scarf off at least a little. He snuck a glance, and smirked at his suspicions being confirmed.
โI mean, you will return it, but keep it as long as you need.โ
โCaaacโฆโ
โLook, you put it on, I'll get you some medicine, some tea, then we can snuggle and watch that show you like. Whassit. โDickโs Dealsโ? It'll be like you never left England.โ
Whether Cactus got it wrong on purpose or not, Rose almost choked with laughter regardless. โP-Pffft- do you mean โDickinsonโs Real Deal'? It's just bad daytime TV, you don't have to do that.โ
โAh, but there ain't nothinโ better when you're feeling like shit, right?โ He stroked Rose's hair, smoothing it out after his intense sneezing fits left it disheveled, โYou've done the same for me.โ
โ....Mmm. Don't be long, then. I want you here.โ
โWouldn't dream of it.โย
#snz fic#snzblr#snz#i fear. i full of fear. i will never not be scared to post anything#snz ocs#please forgive me if this is bad my brain is just an uninterrupted train of thought but the carriages are full of distracting memes
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SMOOCHES!!! Hii my cutie patootie!!! เป๊ฐเพเฝฒยด ห ` ๊ฑเพเฝฒแ
Itโs been a while since I last sent something here and Iโm so sorry about that!! Iโm doing a lot better now (although I never got my test results back to see if I had that syndrome or not LOL) and I almost have the two new Fontaine regions 100% oopsies! But I have like serious brainrot (but school is so tiring I usually just nap the whole afternoon) anyways!! I listened to one of mitskiโs songs called โOnce More to See Youโ and ugh it honestly just reminded me of Dottore and fragile!reader. The beginning makes me think of how fragil!reader and Dottore (especially) having a reputation and being looked as โweirdโ or as students who donโt belong in the Akademiya. The rest of the song just reminds me of Dottore being alone once fragile!reader fell into their coma, and him longing to feel your hand against his. To have your warm touch, caress his cheek, kiss his lips, embrace him, and to say his name, โZandik!โ In that lovely tone of yours. ouuughh I love fragile!reader and Dottore so so much just Dottore having to wait so long for them to wake up. Like imagine having to wait hundreds of years for the only person whoโs every shown you affection and love. The only person to hold you so lovingly, say your name with love and not disgust, or with horror.
And after waking up??? Oughhh I know I say this a bit frequently but Dottore would become so so protective and possessive. I mean, youโre the only thing he has left, and he almost lost you once. He wonโt spare to almost lose you another time, especially after centuries went by without your warm touch, or your voice. He defff savors every moment you two have together when heโs available. And especially when he becomes so used to having you on his lap and him being able to feel your heartbeat. Sometimes he may unconsciously tighten his grip on you when heโs holding you.
okieokie I think thatโs enough for today!! I hope youโve been doing amazing smooches again Iโm so sorry Iโve been away I always wanna brainrot but sometimes I think my ideas arenโt that great compared to anons (YOUR ANONS ARE SO AMAZING I LOVE READING EVERY POST, AND KAIโS WRITINGS <333 MWA MWA!!) But i hope youโre getting lots of rest and staying healthy!! A bunch of chu chus n hugs, n maybe a few cuddles ! hehe!!
-from your dear boo boo bear ๐ anon! เฑจเง
๐ ANON MY BELOVED!!! Oh my gosh I'm so happy you're back and alright, I missed you, and I'm so happy to hear your health has gotten better โค๏ธ Congrats on your Fontaine exploration and omg i totally understand, take those naps if you need to ๐ญ I'm not much of a napping person but those few times that i do nap, feel so good lmao. Okay brainrot time~
WAH THANK YOU FOR INTRODUCING ME TO ANOTHER MITSKI SONG... omg i love this so much. Dottore was definitely ostracized and excluded in the Akademiya, everyone thought that he nor his crazy ideas belonged there. And you, I imagine your reputation start to get dragged through the mud the more you hang out with Dottore. They just don't understand. Why would you ever want to even sit in the same room as him, much less befriend him? You started to be labeled as the same things as him. You don't mind (most of the time, sometimes it still gets to you) because you think those people are just shallow compared to your friend. But Zandik himself doesn't understand you either? There's no way that his "friendship" (your words, not his) is worth the stress of all this. He doesn't understand, it's not like you're using him, if anything he's the one using you instead. Zandik doesn't understand... but he's not going to admit that the fact that you chose him over everyone else makes him feel a certain way. And that tingly feeling only grows and grows. And he refuses to acknowledge it... until you leave him and suddenly everything he's chosen to ignore hits him at once. Everything that Zandik's been trying so hard to deny, he admits to now. He misses you... he longs for your touch, your kindness, the way you treat him with such love, your voice... as horrible as this is, it really did open his eyes. Made him realize that living by himself again in the dorms is slowly making him even crazier without you. Made him realize that he's willing to do anything, and i mean anything, to get you back.
OH YEAH Dottore is extremely protective over you when you finally wake up. See, Dottore isn't really scared of someone else hurting you. He knows that he and his segments would never let that happen. Rather, he's scared of other things. Like your illness. Things he can't control. Dottore is a man who's used to being in control now, so when he can't predict things? When he can't see them coming? He doesn't like that. Not one bit, especially when it comes to you. He needs to know everything, otherwise, he won't be satisfied. He can't risk you being hurt again, not under his watch. You're very confused in the beginning because hello? This is the same guy who used to let you go out and do all these crazy tasks on his behalf? But yeah, he can't help but be very possessive. It's very Dottore like of him.
Thank you for the delicious brain rot ๐ anon!! I enjoyed it tremendously :3 AND SHUSH YOUR BRAINROTS ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE THEM. But yuppp my anons and Kai have such yummy writing!! I am doing well, thank you :) just busy but I'm fine! Giving you lots of my hugs and kisses to you toooo <33
#smooches talks#๐ anon#fragile reader <3#dottore love notes <3#when i was in hs and it was super hot sometimes id nap as soon as i got home ๐ญ good times#it was worth it cuz i cant work properly when its hot ๐
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The Foxes as things my old friend and I have said
I make no apologies for the cursed shit you are about to read
Neil @ Andrew: Yes, malicious compliance, thank you. I knew if anyone would know the correct term for spiteful behaviour, it would be you.
Neil or Kevin: I'm working on two hours of sleep and a protein bar, I am ready to fight God or BECOME HIM!
Nicky: *cackling maniacally while shoving a muffin in his mouth* *process to almost choke to death on said muffin*
Neil: What's the word? Clothes soap?
Nicky: Pinoccio can turn into a sex toy by lying and telling the truth really quickly
Neil, talking about Andrew's dark humour: It was just the added hint of rape that really got it there
Matt: What the fuck in the misogyny???
Neil or Andrew, probably: I'm staying in this doorway, I don't want to commit a felony
Wymack: In the same way it takes a lot of pressure to make a diamond, it takes a lot of trauma to make a Fox
Neil, to Andrew: I am the rake to your Sideshow Bob
Aaron, playing a video game: This fucking game can get fucking shoved up my asshole! It can fester with my haemorrhoids!!!
Neil: *makes an unhelpful comment*
Aaron: You're right, I do need to find all the boxes. But in order to find all the boxes, I need to find a shred of my sanity!
Nicky: Toot toot get the gripping socks oot for crash bandicoot
Dan: If you are smaller than the person you are cuddling, it's not called being the big spoon, it is being a backpack
Aaron, from across the dorm: YOU ACTUAL RAT FANNY FLAP
Neil @ Aaron: Imma turn your glasses into contact lenses!
Kevin, talking to Andrew about his friends: Nevermind quality over quantity, you don't have either
Matt, to Dan: Are you playing footsie with me madame?
Drugged Andrew: I am the evil doodle from Spongebob
Kevin: *clapping for emphasis* You. Are.
Andrew or Neil: Stop being funny when I don't have pants on!
Nicky, upon learning he talks in his sleep: Even sleep can't shut me upโ I have a disease!
Nicky: You are a cinnamon bun
Neil: No, I'm something that looks like a cinnamon bun, but is actually filled with paprika
Nicky: You are a paprika bun!
Andrew: I don't know what you're complaining about, I'm fucking funny
Kevin, high as fuck: You're not allowed to die. And, God, I wish you were a donut.
Andrew or Neil @ Kevin: Gonna fe fi fo fum my foot up your ass
Neil: Fuck me, it's cold!
Andrew: I'm not going to fuck you just because it's cold
Neil: Nah, you're going to fuck me because of my hot ass
Renee: surviving?
Kevin: Not thriving.
Nicky, to Neil: You and Andrew are like the Kermit darkside meme... Except you are both wearing hoods.
Allison: Keep your nipples on! Don't get your fucking fanny lips in a twist, honestly
Also Allison: Being hit in the clit with a Bisexual flag is not how I want my sexuality reaffirmed
*discussing why they would never date*
Matt: I don't see you as a person
Nicky: *bursts out laughing* I don't see you as a person, the nicest thing a friend has ever said to me
Matt: No, wait, lemme explain
Aaron: Fuck. Da. Ocean.
Matt: I've definitely eaten too much. I'm going to have a food baby. I will name him Derek
Allison, finishing her homework: My laptop is going away and it's not coming back out until Monday
Dan: woop woop get your tits oot
Allison: *flashes single boob*
Nicky: Which of the seven dwarves are you?
Neil: *struggles to remember all seven dwarves*
Neil: Dopey, clearly
Andrew: That's a big off
Kevin: I am a big oof
Andrew: What does that make me?
Kevin: A small, angry oof
Drugged Andrew @ Renee: if you ask a Christian to prove that God exists, they will just whip out the bible. Like, yes *whips out Mr Men book* wah-bam! Proof that Mr Tickle exists!
Andrew, telling Bee about his bad day: Right, so, I woke up, so already off to a bad start
Andrew again: Life is a naughty dog that keeps humping your leg
Andrew: *suddenly singing along to song* YES!
Kevin: *confused*
Andrew: Sorry, my inner demon just took over a little there
Kevin: You're inner demon is so gay!
Andrew: *dying with silent laughter*
Kevin: I am half expecting it to say 'yas'! You have the gayest inner demon I've ever seen
~a few moments later~
Andrew: Yaaaas! Oh, goddammit! Why did you have to put that thought in my head? Stop giving my demon ammunition!!
Aaron: It's your turn to pick dinner
Andrew: *thinks about it for five seconds* No.
Aaron: The fuck you mean 'no' ?!
Kevin, drunk: It wasn't great. I wouldn't rate. *burps* I used a burp to punctuate.
Kevin: What are we doing?
Neil: I have no plan. For life or for dinner.
Kevin: Let's formulate a plan. For dinner. You're on your own for the rest
Nicky: We do not ride at dawn in this house. That is far too early. We ride at dusk.
Allison: Well, if you can't beat them, climb between their legs
Neil: .... *shrugs* If you can't win, be good at oral
Matt: She is beauty, she is grace, I would like her to sit on my face
Aaron @ Neil: You're like biting into a chocolate and discovering it's liquorice
Andrew: I will indifferently shove you in front of a train
Nicky: *yawns ridiculously loudly*
Matt: That yawn had layers!
Nicky: I call it my oni-yawn *cries laughing at own joke*
Andrew: I need a chiropractor, an exorcist, and a bong
*trying knitting instead of sparring*
Renee: I'm trying to knit myself some mental stability
Andrew: I'm trying to knit myself a noose
Andrew: When you think about it, that's all people are; we are sperms with delusions of grandeur
*the monsters play Monopoly*
Aaron: *lands on chance*
Andrew: You coming to join me in jail?
Chance: go back 3 spaces
Aaron: Ha! No!
Aaron: *lands on community chest*
Community chest: go to jail
Aaron: Oh, fuck you!
Nicky, talking about why the mosters can't play Monopoly anymore: Friends were lost that day, patiences were tried, shoes were thrown
Kevin: Can God let go of my gonads?
Andrew: No dick is good enough to live on salad
Aaron, into the pitch black, silent bedroom: You old cock-blocking bastard
Andrew @ Wymack: Come get yo kid, they about to get a McKnuckles Slappy meal
Neil: There is a nice personality inside me, problem is he's mute.
Nicky: You know, it was only after I did that that my self-preservation instincts realised there was a very real possibility that you could have punch me in the face.
Andrew: Self-preservation instincts? You have those?
Nicky: Clearly not!
Renee: PHONE 911 YOU ABSOLUTE PLUM
Aaron: Where does today come before yesterday?
Neil: The alphabet? Oh, a dictionary!
Aaron: The alphabet?!
Neil: I got the alphabetical thing, I just forgot dictionaries existed for a sec!
Matt: My ankle is killing me
Nicky: And IIII, I must confess, so is my knee!
Matt: Is my knee!
Foxes @ Neil: You are always angry and always dying. You are like a suicidal hulk.
Bonus in honour of tsc:
Jean @ Jeremy: Give me an orgasm and then slit my throat. Please and thank you.
#i'm not sorry#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard#aftg shitpost#aaron minyard#nicky hemmick#matt boyd#dan wilds#allison reynolds#jean moreau#renee walker#kevin day#coach wymack
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Hi, i was wondering if you could do a 8turn headcanon about cuddling with them!
btw i love your writing so much omgg
pairing: 8turn x reader
warnings: fem!reader specified in haemin though I wrote all imagining a fem reader
A/N: I hope you like this! Thank you I'm glad you like my writing <3
MYUNGHO
"Myungie?"
He was sat on his bed with you, texting someone on his phone.
"Mmm?" His eyes stayed glued to his mobile
"Yah? Myungho"
His eyes lazily met yours, "Yes sweetheart"
You placed a kiss onto his lips and looked him in the eye
"What do you want angel?"
You wrap your arms around his shoulders and pull yourself onto his lap.
"Wah, you love me so much huh?"
You let out a huff and shoved his shoulder lightly
"You were ignoring me!"
He rubbed circles on your back and placed a kiss on your cheek
"Sorry baby, I love you,"
JAEYUN
โY/nnie, I found this new blanket at the store you should come try it with meโ
Jaeyun walked into your room with a canvas bag in his hand, he dumped it onto the floor, removing the blanket before slumping down onto your bed.
"Come here baby,"
You walked toward him and sat down next to him, as he wrapped his hand around your shoulder.
He pulled the blanket over the two of you as you nuzzled into his chest
You stayed there peacefully for a while before you finally broke the silence
"Baby?"
Jaeyun let out a sleepy groan
"I have homework"
โง~MINHO~โง
You walked into your apartment and slumped down next to Minho on your sitter
"Hey baby, you okay?"
You let out a huff as you felt Minho's arm sneak around your shoulder and lightly pull you into him
"This girl in my class was being horrible today and we got into an argument,"
He would sit and listen to your story while pulling you closer, all the while chiming in with,
โYou totally won that argument babyโ
and
โshe said what to you!โ
YOONSUNG
You and Yoon sat on the floor of your campus green house, in complete silence
You both hated each other yet the stupid weather had decided to turn on a thunderstorm when you were mid-way through your herbology lesson.
You let out a shiver and caught Yoonsung looking at you from the corner of your eye
"Quit it Yoonsung,"
"What did I do?"
"Your staring"
He let out a grumbled, "whatever"
Another shiver travelled down your spine as you shifted in your place.
"are you cold?"
"obviously, It's fucking freezing Yoonsung,"
"god, alright, calm down I don't control the weather,"
"I didn't say that you did, your so annoying,"
He let out a grunt and passed you his jacket,
"Thank you," you mumbled
Yoonsung placed his bag behind his head as he slowly layed down
"Y/n?"
You slowly turned to him and nodded slightly.
"Are you still cold?"
You nodded again, eyeing him suspiciously
"Do you want to share body heat, it works?"
You rolled your eyes at the boys comment and shifted in your seat
"I'm being serious, if you want to freeze to death, be my guest!"
You turned around sharply and let out a huff
"fine!"
You shifted over towards him as he placed his arm around your waist, slightly nuzzling his face into your neck,
"I told you it works,"
you suppose he was right, the burning sensation on your cheeks did warm you up.
HAEMIN
Your date for the dance had cancelled on you last minute, so you were sat in your apartment, alone, as usual
The ringtone of your phone ripped through the silence
"Hello Seungheon, you alright?"
"I heard that Kai cancelled, he's here already,"
"He- he said he was sick,"
"Oh my god, what an asshole!"
You slumped further into your seat, letting a sigh leave your mouth
"You know what, are you still home?"
"Yeah, why? Don't leave, please, I want you to have a good night!"
"No I won't, my friend's date didn't turn up, I'm gonna send him over, trust me okay?"
"Ugh, fine, this better not be one of your schemes!"
"I promise, I'll see you soon I love you!"
"Bye Heonnie!"
You got changed into some silky pyjamas and made a cup of hot chocolate for yourself
You were mid-way through an episode of a love so beautiful (a comfort show of yours) when a knock at your door interrupted your watch
"Hi, I'm Haemin, your Y/n, right?"
"Yeah, thanks for coming! You want a drink?"
The boy stepped into your apartment, pulling his jacket off of his shoulders, hanging it behind your door
He slumped down onto your couch, leaning his head back against the chair.
You sat next to him, passing him his mug of tea
"So, what happened with you?"
He explained that he hated school dances, that "everything is so cliche, the dates, the drama, it's so unnecessary! To get my friends off my back I told them I had a date, then said that she was ill today."
You laughed at his minor outburst, crossing your legs on your couch before placing your mug down on your sideboard
"I was meant to go with this boy I really liked but he turned me down last minute, he told me that he was sick but Heon said that he saw him at the dance with some other girl,"
"Wow, that's low! How could someone turn you down? You're so pretty!"
You looked at him shocked, "Thank you!"
"Why so shocked, with a face like yours, I'd of thought people tell you that your pretty 24/7, am I right, pretty girl?"
A blush crept it's way onto your cheeks and you turned away from him
You felt Haemin's hand make it way to your waist and pull you onto his lap
"You don't get complemented often? That's not right! Your, angelic,"
He knew exactly what he was doing
You placed your face in the crook of his neck, hiding your face which was now a vibrant red,
The boy played with your hair, telling you how you deserved better, how Kai should be on his knees begging for forgiveness, as he sent you into a lullified slumber.
KYUNGMIN
It was 2 AM and Kyungmin had called you at least 10 times in the last 5 minutes
Begrudgingly you answered the phone, "I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO TALK!"
A sniffling noise made it back through the phone, "Please baby, just talk to me I can explain everything,"
You had plans to go out with Kyungmin earlier that day but he stood you up, sending you a quick message 'I'm with Minho, sorry it's an emergancy call u l8tr'
You had called Minho, just to check if everything was okay but he replied "I'm fine, I haven't seen Kyungmin since yesterday morning, sorry."
You were quick to send Kyungmin a long message and leave him on read for the next 3 hours
And that brings you to now!
"GET ON WITH IT THEN KYUNGMIN!"
"Listen, I can't tell you were I was, It'll ruin it you just have to trust me!"
"Are you joking? Tell me now Kyungmin!"
"I don't want to ruin it, please"
"No, Tell me"
"Fine, I had an appointment,"
"An appointment? What with another girl?"
"No, it's not like that! It was with a jeweller, I was getting you a promise ring,"
"..."
"I forgot about it and I couldn't reschedule, I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry,"
"Don't be sorry, can you let me in though?"
"Huh,"
Suddenly there was a knock on the door, quickly opening it you were met with a red eyed, open armed Kyungmin
Rushing into his embrace, he led you both towards your bed, falling peacefully onto it
He cradled your body and whispered, "I'm sorry I lied,"
"I'm sorry I didn't trust you,"
"I love you,"
"I love you too,"
YUNGYU
It had been a long day.
Both You and Gyu were extremely tired from studying all day.
"Baby its been hours I'm tired please can we finish up?"
Yungyu threw a pillow in your direction at a failed attempt to get your attention.
"Ya Yungyu. I'm busy! Just let me finish this please. It won't take that long!"
The boy let out a sigh and let his body flop onto the bed that sat in the corner of your room.
5 minutes had past but to the waiting Yungyu it had felt like an eternity.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Are you done yet? I miss you!"
"How can you miss me when I'm right here? Be patient Yungyu!"
"How would you like it if I just sat and played video games with Min when you were over?"
"I wouldn't like it at all"
"Exact-"
"Because Video games serve no educational purposes. Studying does now let me finish Yungyu!"
The boy let out an exaggerated sigh and slumped dramatically onto the floor.
5 minutes
10 minutes
15 minutes
The boy let out a sigh ever so often but they went unnoticed
"Done!"
The boys eyes lit up and he arose to his feet.
You stood up and he pulled you into a warm embrace
"You're so dramatic Yungyu!" You laughed into his shoulder
Yungyu fell backwards onto your bed and tightened his hold on you.
"I'll take more breaks next time okay?"
"You better.
SEUNGHEON
You were nervous to say the least.
Meeting the parents of your boyfriend was always a nerve wracking task but especially when one of them was your proffesor.
"Hello Mrs Lee" you spoke, leaning into a deep bow
The Woman, surprisingly, brought you up to stand with her hand telling you there is no need to bow!
"Hello! It's so nice to properly meet you! Seungheon speaks about you a lot but I never really speak to you in lesson, you're just so well behaved,"
You grin at the woman, what a relief, she ushers you into the sitting room and shouts your boyfriend down stairs.
As his face emerged from the stairwell you saw a smile take over his face.
He pulled you into a hug and exclaimed that you looked so beautiful!"
She is just so lovely Seungheon. And so polite!"
You smile at the boy as he silently thanks you for making his mom smile.
"You two go upstairs I'll call you down later okay? Your father's running late but you can just meet him at dinner!"
As you entered his room he pulled you straight onto his bed, thanking you for being kind to his mom and reassuring you that his father will love you!
A/N: Sorry it took so long :( Seungheon's mother represents asian moms as a whole.... NOT my mom threatened my boyfriend saying she'd sell him to Teke Teke (ifykyk) if he ever dared upseat me. He hasn't tho and it's been nearly a year so clearly it works!
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Toybox
Let's play! I wanna play more! It's so much fun! I don't want it to end. If it ends, you'll leave, right? I don't want that. So please stay.
Let's have fun every day. It was so lonely before you, Azz-azz and Iruma-chi came. I don't wanna be lonely again.
Do you like games? I have plenty! Are you hungry? I have lots of snacks! Maybe you like toys? Look at this one! Isn't it cute?
There's no need for you to go anywhere else! I have everything you could ever need or want. I'll be sure to keep you happy...
But then... why does everyone else leave? They make false promises and give fake smiles. But not you, not iruma-chi, even azz-azz keeps their promises and he's stupid.
I just want you to stay longer. So please do. You, me, iruma-chi and azz-azz together forever. Let's keep playing forever!
So enter my toy box! We'll have so much fun! I can't wait to show you everything. We'll play tag, have water fights, and play house all day.
Come play on the slide! Jump on the trampoline! We'll go woosh and wee! You'll see! It will be bang, bang boom! Wah! Amazing!
Hey, hey! How about we make fireworks too! Iruma-chi and Azz-azz will like them for sure! We'll have pink, green, blue, red and gold. All the colors!
Oh, oh! I know! We should invite Eggie-sensei too! We can pet him all day! Wouldn't that be great? I think so!
Even when we're tired, we'll still have fun, right? A giant sleepover! Let's build blanket forts and have pillow fights!
All four of us can cuddle in a mountain of blankets! Or not... Azz-azz will definitely keep us warm! Oh, you can cuddle with me and Iruma-chi!
He wouldn't mind. Azz-azz might get jealous, but who cares? First come, first serve. You'll agree with me, right?
Let's be friends forever. All of us! You have to keep your promise, OK? No matter what, we're friends for life now. It's set in stone.
You, me, Azz-azz, and Iruma-chi can't ever be separated. We're going to be happy. I'm going to make sure that you three can still smile in the future. No matter what.
#welcome to demon school iruma kun#mairimashita! iruma kun#iruma suzuki#asmodeus alice#clara valac#reader
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How some of the bonten members would react to your period.
(๐the amount of pain some of us feel is just omg)
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Ran Haitani
He would have a basic understanding of it
Unaware of cramps/mood swings and that sorta shit so he would def be taken aback if you winced in pain.
Would tease you but would stop if you're visibly pissed or hurt
Would try his best in getting you the right sort of pads
Will buy you whatever you want "wah, that bag is super cute! " Next thing you know Ran bought it.
Gives you massages
Overall his care is a 9.5 on 10 the teasing made him lose the .5
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Rindou Haitani
PLS he literally knows nothing about periods, he just found you sleeping and happened to see a stain, he lowkey thought you got shot on your ass and freaked out
He is a pretty fast learner so after reading up on some articles about it he would go to the store and buy every single pad/snack available
Would spoil you but not come near you, he's liked kinda grossed outtt idk the idea of bleeding out of your ๐ฑ for almost 24/7 doesn't sit right with him
He would be a bitch and ask you to sleep in the guest bedroom, but he would end up sleeping on the couch.
"Rin can i get a hug pleaseeeeee" "EWW no way in hell am I comin' near you and your bleeding๐ฑ"
Overall he's a solid 7 on 10, the distancing makes you feel like shit and he doesn't even make up properly just buys you stuff and awkwardly tries to make up for the shitty week your body and he caused.
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Mikey
Pretty experienced because of Emma
Keeps a track of your cycle
Shares his food (which is a stretch even for his "emo" Self)
Butterfly kisses on your stomach
He would take a day off and put either Kakucho Or Kokonoi incharge (no way in hell is he letting Sanzu take over for a full 24 hours)
Thinks a lot before he speaks to you during the week, he is so scared of saying smth that might hurt you in anyway
Personal heatpack <3
10/10 he is literally the sweetest during this time <333333
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Might update later.
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Kakucho Hitto
Contrary to popular belief of him being "husband" Material, I think he would be flustered to talk about it.
"Oh.. You're uh on your.. *cough* monthly cycle... UHH" Poor dude would be confused af and would be super worried if your cramps are bad
He'd come back early frm Bonten hq in an attempt to take care of you, but freak out as soon as he had laid eyes on a stain.
He would properly make it up to you for freaking out about it (unlike someone ๐)
Would cuddle you from behind and rub gentle circles on your back
Same as Ran 9.5 on 10, he lost the
.5 at being awkward, it put you on edge.
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Sanzu Haruchiyo
Manz doesn't know what it is and won't care to learn about it, all he needs is a nutshell explanation and BOOM he literally runs faster then Sonic to the supermarket and buys you everything you could ever need
Would take the whole week off just to stay with you
Movies and binge watching cringy rom-cons are a must
Asks you if you can still do the deed
If your cramps are bad in the morning he'll carry you downstairs bridal style throw you on the couch and gets you your favorite instant noodles
Would take a hot bath with you without being disgusted by the sight of your blood
Overall solid 10, he is super ooc here because I refuse to see all his red flags ๐
(**AN, I WILL BE ADDING KOKO ASWELL AS TAKEOMI LATER**)
Hhhgnudvjfvjfc I'm back like I promised, I'll be ending it with koko and takeomi, I'm sorry i just can't write shit for mochi๐
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Kokonoi Hajime
He honestly could care less, but he loves you and hates seeing you in pain
He will def spoil you like crazy, slides you his phone from across the table and asks you which piece of clothes you like better
Buys you some of the best meds, manz hates it when you say you don't need the meds but are literally glued to the bed cause of cramps
After a really bad period he would take you to a gynecologist to make sure everythings ok
Would take a day off to take care of you, but when he returns the whole hq is in literal shambles
Would make sure you have a really or atleast maybe relaxing week
(Fhcghv i low key love this man sm i have sm hcs just based on him)
If your back hurts he'll buy a whole new matress
10/10 no explanation needed
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Akaashi Takeomi (this is the literal first time I've ever wrote anything for him, probs the last time too idk he and mochi are hard to write for)
Would be experienced because of senju
Doesn't keep a track of your cycle but knows when it's near almost like a 6th sense
Cooks gourmet worthy food for you
Cuddles and what not
He asks you literally everything like "hey, would you like it if I went to work today? "
#remote working
Checks in on you a lot to make sure you're comfy and not in too much pain.
10/10 (smh rin better be taking notes)
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Bye bye luvs!! I'll post smth later
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On another note, for once I didn't fall into the "my f/o would think I'm a burden and leave me" when I came out of my attack.
Its all thanks to Adam(Sackler)
Because of how caring he is in canon, how he ran blocks and block and took a subway just to get to someone having a panic attack.
It was easy to imagine he would come see me and take care of me. Despite some aspects of it being gross. He'd never judge and he'd help as best as he can. Maybe he'd even throw in a few little jokes to make me feel a little bit better, at the very least, crack a smile.
Once I tell him I'm no longer experiencing vertigo he would still stay, he'd cuddle up with me on my bed and finally stroke my hair. He'd just treat me so gently and ask if I needed anymore water or food now that I'd be able to consume it. He'd ask if I wanted to watch a movie with him or just snuggle or both!
I just am feeling all of the gratitude and love from him ๐ future husband doin' it right. (Wah I got butterflies saying "future husband" goddd)
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okay this is kind of a lot so you don't have to answer all of them but
for jensen/bryce
2, 4, 10, 11, 22, 23, 24, 27
wah ty i love these (going off this one but feel free to tell me if you meant this one lol)
2. Who gets up to cook at 2am?
jensen jensen jensen jensen je---
but no literally especially when his insomnia is bad he Will be up making a whole ass meal. bryce will stumble out of bed to see wtf the loud ass clanging and shit is and its jensen trying to pull a pan out of the bottom of the cupboard while 10 others fall onto the floor. he at least offers whatever hes making to bryce
4. Their favorite show to watch together?
hmm ofc ofmd bc im me. also bluey. but also i think some shitty reality shows ofc, especially like ink master and shit
10. Who is always reminding the other not to forget important documents/general things before leaving out the door?
ooh this is a good one. i think jensen is the one who puts everything out so he remembers it then inevitably ends up walking away w something so he forgets it. bryce is the one to just not grab it at all if he forgets anything. generally though jensen carries more shit so therefore Forgets more shit, so its def bryce reminding him more often than not (especially his water bottle bc if jensen forgets that then it's Both their problems)
11. Who leaves notes in the other one's lunch? (Bonus: what do they say?)
bryce leaves them for jensen!! he likes to stop by the dt office and leave him little notes too if they dont make lunch. usually its bryce making lunch since he's up earlier. usually it's simple stuff like "i love [xyz] about you" or "have a good day, excited to see you tonight" or occasionally he will put some incredibly filthy vulgar shit in there just to get jensens reaction later
22. Love languages? How do they get around differences, if any?
i dont think their love languages show up too much honestly, so its not really hard for them to work around. bryces is quality time, which isnt hard for them to accomplish bc jensen obvi loves hanging out w him but also jensen is def a homebody, so bryce gets to hang w him whenever hes there
23. Who initiates cuddling more?
hmmm. initially i want to say bryce but also jensen like,, subtly initiates it? like if hes on the couch reading when bryce gets home he will casually move his book to the arm of the couch to clear his lap yk. jensen tends to be a little more particular about his personal space, so when he opens up like that bryce knows hes free to fully take over lol. he will walk right over to him and plop himself in his lap and play w his hair and shit
24. Sleeping/cuddling positions? (Big spoon, little spoon, etc.)?
oh my god okay i love this one bc jensen sleeps like a fucking maniac. just full starfish, either as far away from bryce as possible or literally half on top of him. usually they fall asleep spooning or w ones head tucked under the others chin or w their legs tangled, but like an hour in and jensen will be tossing and turning. bryce is pretty much fine, and especially w his weighted blanket he'll stay in one spot the whole night, but jensen is usually pretty active the whole time (yay insomnia). after a few years bryce has figured out if he just like,, ropes jensen in by the waist and big spoons him for long enough he settles and can stay asleep like that (even if he whines at bryce to get off bc hes warm)
27. Craziest place they had sex?
hmm probs just work lmao (which lbr is not that accurate but for this i just take what pb gives me)
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no longer horny i want to cuddleeeeeeee WAH
also. i am sleeping late again i hope i donโt miss class tomorrow ๐๐๐
i see ur taking hiatus, pls take care of urself sugu!! donโt stress donโt stress good luck with everything :]
โ babygirl
aww baby. you and i both need a cuddle. iโm just as tired. itโs 2 AM. i should be asleep but i donโt have class until around 11 tomorrow so iโm staying up.
donโt miss class, though. i wonโt be very happy, angel.
itโs not even really a hiatus, ahahah. i keep coming back here anyway.
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I'm kinda now upset that Rook didn't use a potion that was colored pink for this to happen... I'll get revenge on Rook later
I only have a week left, and... I kinda like the pampering from Trey, Soul and Jade when they help take care of me... I kinda wanna stay till I turn back to normal...
But I also miss my mtn dew... I want it so badly WAH!!!!!! but if I turn back just for that Trey will scold me till the ends of the earth (or this month)
Decisions decisions... although fighting the instinct to just go cuddle near Silver like any animal is not something I'd like to deal with to...
Hello, I've been turned to a fox by @bonjour-it-your-hunter
Im so smoll and floofy now, but I was almost got lost on the way here when I saw Silver sleeping and felt like curling up beside him. Man no wonder animals are drawn to him when he's asleep!
You've been turned into a fox? How strange.
I can undo the effect of the potion, if you want, or you can stay that way until it wears off. It's your choice.
And yes, Silver has been prone to attracting animals.
#twisted wonderland#twst rp#malleus draconia#ooc: what if i told you as a child malleus really liked cuddling his baby brother silver#<- i'd believe it#Rook why you no use a pink potion COME ON!!!!#At least I didn't turn into a llama though
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