#wade: where's the fun in that?

[mischievous-thunder]

Yukio: How do you spend your time when Logan's not home?

Wade, dreamily: I watch the fan made videos about Logan and I read all the gossip about him to catch up on the latest rumours.

Colossus: But he's your boyfriend?!

Wade: That's irrelevant.

[hemlock-dreams]

How was their first kiss like?

(huge fan of you AU and art style<3)

First kiss? Spidey's (and Wade's) brain go out the window.

Unfortunately, most of Peter's body is poison. :(

I decided to combo the questions and there's an explanation under the cut.

Peter produces venom both on demand but also unconsciously when he's excited/high on adrenaline etc.

When he's producing venom, it mixes into his saliva and acts like a neurotoxin, which can produce intense highs that can quickly tip over into oversensitivity and pain.

His mouth is EXTREMELY sensitive because of this. Wade's skin is like the fourth of july for his brain.

Prolonged internal exposure (kissing/oral/licking a cut/etc) creates a headrush that leaves most normal people unconscious. Skin to saliva contact is just tingly.

(Making out for long periods of time/oral with MJ was NOT on the table- which had MJ coming to wrong conclusions.)

His blood is straight up poison. Would not recommend ingesting. (Don't eat brightly colored spiders, kids!)

His sweat is so negligible as to be be unnoticeable- unless you're wringing towels into your mouth.

His semen also produces intense sensation- mostly oversensitivity, that can be incredibly pleasurable, but can also tip into pain and paralysis for most people. Peter has no idea his semen can do this- because he's never experimented with it (always a condom. ALWAYS).

Because Wade has an incredible healing factor, as well as extensive nerve damage and scarring, he doesn't experience the negative aspects of Peter's venom. A big enough dosage could cause paralysis and death, but it's also going to have to be a WAY bigger hit than Spiderman would normally apply.

This is a super fun learning experience for them both!

Once again, thank you so much for all the support and the asks, it's been so fun figuring Peter's venom out and finding ways to play with him!

@eevylynn

[buckyscap]

the french mistake version of deadpool and wolverine where one day logan wakes up in a different universe and tries to find a way back home. he's so relieved to come across wade and they start discussing plans. but then, wade takes his mask off and logan goes WHO THE FU— because it's ryan reynolds all along, they're in the dpnw film set.

all that time ryan plays along thinking it's just hugh practicing.

[gossippool]

so i do think it's very interesting how, at least from what i've observed, people see/depict worst logan as kind of different from the x men logan in terms of their propensity for violence, or rather how this violence is released. i think it has to do with a couple of things:

as many have pointed out, wade is the only one who has ever been able to match him in a fight. so it makes sense that people would headcanon their relationship as involving fights on the regular. but also;

most of what we see from him in the movie is him fighting, and so we assume that he has a tendency towards it, especially since the past he's trying to escape from is exactly that: him being violent towards others, including those who don't deserve it. i think this has definitely subconsciously shaped some people's perception of him in some way.

but i think it's good to remember that what we are shown isn't proportionate to who he is, because the movie necessarily can't develop his character much outside of the plot. i don't think worst logan and x-men logan are different at all in the sense of x-men logan being "gentler", because not only have we just not had the chance to see worst logan act otherwise, but x-men logan also has this same animalistic violence in him. we can see how quickly he unleashes himself in the movies when the situation calls for it, and even when he's doing it to protect, there's still that rage underneath it all.

worst logan is violent towards wade because 1. he's projecting, and 2. wade can take it. but also it's a symptom of something else that he hasn't worked through, possibly decades of trauma he hasn't worked through. i'm working on a fic that explores this rn, but my headcanon is that his post-x-men rampage was a sort of addiction for him because of the release it gave him, which he then replaced with getting shitfaced, and finding someone who could take him in a fight (wade) could be a reversion to the former addiction if he doesn't work on it. (i think that especially with superhero movies, it's so easy to brush off violence as just another normal thing, but realistically, a failure to unpack all that baggage could escalate his problems into something way worse.)

so imo i think worst logan is practically the same, if not very similar, to x-men logan, just that he's a variant that was dealt the worst card, but we interpret his character differently because all we're shown is what he became because of it. we all know logan is gentle with his lovers, and i think that unless wade shows that he enjoys it, logan would not be violent towards him just because wade can take it. just because you can doesn't mean you should, and i think he of all people would understand that

[isthemedia]

Alright alright!

It’s getting written!

It’s almost at 2000 words right now. And I guess I’ll have to do a Wade POV follow up too.

And it’s being called “Yoink!”

Link to come soon

[worstwolvie]

logan and wade helping each other deal w their chronic pain <3

[sciderman]

Reading back on the civil war arc, only just realised the reason why Wade is dead in the Merc Spidey universe is because Spider-man is the only reason Wade wanted to live and he's the only reason Wade joined the weapon-X Program. And because Peter never actually became Spider-man in that universe is because Uncle Ben never died.

well i mean, peter did become spider-man. just hot sexy morally corrupt spider-man who's in it for the money.

he never gets pushed down the hero's path. never learns about great responsibility, and stuff.

[x]

[palestporn]

==> 👑 ==> ♦️

(CW: references to canon-typical violence/ implied torture and execution, blood. Signless/Sufferer execution, etc. Caveat lector)

[vaguely-concerned]

trying to look for a ttrpg group in spaces where I can't just go 'listen I want to play this shit in the tumblr fandom kind of model (gay subtext extremely welcome bordering on essential, mutual unhinged character psychoanalysis, we could create a novel of a backstory together to make this sadder, let's all play with our OC dolls together and also sometimes dice are rolled I guess)' and be readily understood and/or not be immediately side-eyed or denigrated for my inherent unavoidable tumblerinaness feels like such an annoying debuff to deal with on the quest. like I know my people exist out there but how do I express myself in the right way and wade through all the copious not-it (not for me) dynamics to find them!!!

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

Sonic fandom when Knuckles has an entire epiphany montage where he calls the Whipple family his home: I mean. This could mean anything. Maybe Wade and Knuckles are good friends. Maybe Knuckles is friends with them.

Sonic fandom when Maddie tells a construction worker that the damage Knuckles did was done by her "big kid" so as to not admit that she has alien anthropomorphic animal teenagers living in her house, and then follows that up by calling Knuckles by "our big red friend" to Sonic, with all of this happening after Sonic says he considers Knuckles to be his roommate: OMG Knuckles series confirmed Knuckles Wachowski CANON I cannot believe we won!! He's her kid this is his home he's Sonic's brother!! After the show he gets back to the Wachowski household and gets in sooo much trouble cause Maddie is his mom

[mystery-star]

Russell Crowe as Ben Wade in 3:10 to Yuma (2007)

[edwardwonghaupepelutivrusky4th]

okay i've answered my own question and i think i can say that the purple/pink that shows up when ember & wade's orange & blue mix, usually on wade when he's close enough to ember, IS additive color mixing!

i remembered that some physics site might have an interactive additive light toy, and:

turning down the green creates the orange (instead of yellow) and cerulean/azure (instead of cyan), and the combination of those colors Is a pinker/lighter magenta!

put that color against a screenshot:

it's the reflection of ember's light off wade: the brighter parts of her are yellow, and the brighter part of her reflection in him is an even brighter pink, closer to white, which lines up with the colors mixing additively, since yellow has more green light than orange, and this [combo of their colors] pink is the result of what would be white light with some of the green taken out. add it back in, and it's closer to white

i think it's really neat; love that for them

[naffeclipse]

Just saw your answer about a (non-canon) beach episode with the Loch Ness Monster and had a wee chuckle to myself bc Nessie is v much a national treasure here and would b dearly missed if Y/N were to ever exterminate her.

HOWEVER.

There is another cryptid often associated with lochs around here. One that is known to particularly prey on children in quite a few tales - The Kelpie. 👀

(Sorry for the ramble, I just really love local folklore and cryptids too! The latest chapter was incredible and I was on the edge of my seat the entire time I was reading it 💕)

Pffft, that would be so sad for Y/N to be that guy who kills the local monster that everyone likes lol

OH HO The kelpie is a creep critter, huh? Ohhh man, I can see that as a beautiful fight with Sun/Moon keeping the kid safe and Y/N diving into the water to finish the beast! *jots down this cryptid in my notes* Very interesting, indeed.

I like to think there's at least one scene where Y/N and Sun/Moon get to splash around in some pretty shallow water somewhere before a kelpie ruins their relaxation ;-;

[stars-on-fyre]

Idk about y’all but I think Deadpool & Wolverine is putting my faith back into Marvel a little because it was honestly one of the best Marvel movies I’ve seen in a hot minute

Spoilers/rant in tags!!! 🏷️

[rotisseries]

when you want to get on dming terms with people but you don't even know how to manage that. kicking and screaming😐😐😐

[mycological-mariner]

Can’t sleep. Thinking about fungi.