#wade wilson x original female character

[bambisworlds]

cookies and clay

wade fails to guess what creature bambi had made out of clay, seeing as it was more of a blob than an actual animal, and offers to make sugar cookies in an attempt to cheer her up. but, bambi gets too excited and accidentally burns her hand (1,049 word count)

content warnings

f!reader, bambi!oc, little!reader, oc age regresses to 5 years old, caregiver!wade, poor wade's doing his best, ddlg dynamics, fluff fluff fluff, use of "daddy", let me know if i forgot anything x

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Wade had just arrived home from a grueling mercenary job. He had been shot multiple times today, and his body ached, but the wounds were already healing. He sighed heavily as he set down his duffle bag of gear by the door. His red and black suit was sticky with blood, some his and some from his targets. He kicks off his boots, the sound echoing in their small apartment, and removes his mask. His ears perked up at the familiar sound of Bambi coming barrelling out of their shared bedroom.

"Daddy!" she says excitedly as she hurries over to Wade, holding something in her hands.

Wade looks down at her with a tired but loving smile, "Hey, honeybun. What've you got there?" he asks, leaning down to inspect the creature Bambi had molded out of clay. 

"Made it for you," she says, holding it closer to his face, so close his eyes crossed. Wade chuckled and pushed the creation back slightly.

"That looks great, baby. Is it a…." Wade tries to guess, turning the little creature she had made in his hands. "Is it um…." he trails off, not being able to guess for the life of him what it is.

"It's a bunny!" Bambi snaps with a pout, yanking the clay blob away from him.

"Obviously! I knew that sweetheart; I was just testing you," he smiles, lying through his teeth. Bambi glares at him as she stomps back towards their bedroom, "C'mon now, sugarplum, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings." Wade says as he follows after her, "It's just… your creation is so good; it could be so many different things!" he insists, scrambling to say something so she wouldn't give him the silent treatment. However, the silent treatment lasted up to 10 minutes with her. She'd always come out of whatever room she had hidden in, dragging her feet and crawling onto Wade's lap with a cute pout still on her face.

"Whatever…" she mumbles as she sets the creation on the nightstand beside their bed. Wade walks over to the closet, fighting the urge to smile as he pulls out comfy clothes. She was adorable when she was mad.

"How about once I get dressed, we make those cute pumpkin sugar cookies you wanted to try?" Wade proposes, and Bambi immediately snaps out of her slump, already hurrying towards the kitchen to get them out of the fridge. Wade chuckles as he pulls on a clean t-shirt and follows after her.

Wade watched over Bambi's shoulder as she placed the cookies on the tray. She always wanted to do things herself, but he wanted to ensure she wasn't doing anything incorrectly, resulting in accidentally ruining the cookies. The last time they made cookies, he let her take over, and she burned them tremendously, resulting in a meltdown from Bambi because they were the last cookies in the box.

Wade sighed contently as Bambi crawled in his lap while they waited for the cookies to bake, her legs draping over his thighs. He leans back against the couch and wraps his arms around her, pulling her closer against him. His hands roam over her back, rubbing and caressing her skin soothingly. Bambi happily nuzzles her face into his neck, melting into his embrace from his familiar and comforting smell. Wade was having a similar experience, enjoying the scent of her shampoo.

"You smell so good, sweetheart; I could just eat you up," he smiles, nuzzling the side of her face, eliciting some giggles from Bambi. Bambi grabs his hands off her lower back and guides them to her stomach; she has always enjoyed belly rubs. Wade chuckles under his breath and squeezes and massages her soft belly. "That feel nice?" he asks, and Bambi nods against his neck.

The oven begins to beep, signaling that the cookies are done baking. "I'll get it!" Bambi says excitedly, getting off Wade's lap in a flash as she practically runs into the kitchen. Wade chuckles from her eagerness and follows her, his pace far less hurried.

Bambi was so excited about tasting the cookies that she forgot to grab the oven mitts and grabbed the cookie sheet in her hand, crying out in pain. 

"Baby!" Wade calls out as he runs into the kitchen, his heart pounding, "What happened? Let me see." Wade demands gently but firmly as he takes her hand. Bambi sniffles and lets out a choked sob as he examines the burns on her hand, "Angel, we talked about this," Wade says as he leads Bambi over to the sink to run cool water over the burn, "Only Daddy's allowed to play with the oven. You were supposed to wait for me."

"I know…just got excited," she sniffles, tears beginning to stream down her cheeks as Wade holds her hand under the water. 

"I know, you just need to be careful. I don't ever want to find burns on these cute little hands," Wade smiles, trying to lighten the mood. After a handful of minutes of keeping the burn under cool water, Wade wraps it in a cool compress. "That should help a bit," he says, lightly patting her palm.

Bambi's nose was red, and she still had tears in her eyes as she looked down at the compress around her hand. Trying to cheer her up, Wade quickly got the cookies out of the oven and popped one in his mouth while he put them on a plate. "C'mere, little one," Wade says as he lifts Bambi with one arm while holding the plate of cookies in the other. He carries her back to the couch and sets her on it without dropping the cookies. 

The rest of the night consisted of Bambi nibbling on cookies while Wade dramatically reenacted the fights from his mercenary gig, managing to produce fits of giggles from her while using a banana as a prop for a gun. While Bambi watched with rapt interest, he danced around the living room with the banana, acting out his adventures from today but in a less gory fashion. 

"And that little one," Wade pants, pointing the banana at Bambi as he finishes his reenactment, "Is why you don't mess with Daddy," he says, blowing on the tip of the banana.

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Second finished story!

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A little piece of heaven [Part 1]

Pairing: Wade Wilson x Original Female Character x Logan Howlett. Summary: In Wade's timeline, Iris is his supernice upstairs neighbor. In Wolverine's, she's his beloved dead wife. A/N: This is a Wattpad Fic with an original character of mine that you can find here. This is just the first chapter that I wanted to share with you. Warnings: Deadpool & Wolverine spoilers, kinda.

Chapter 1: Refraction.

When they entered the room she was in a corner, elbows resting on the table as she talked passionately to Vanessa. Logan's gaze was instantly hooked on her, ever since he realized how her delicate features were exactly as he remembered. He froze, inhaling sharply as the memories came back flooding. Her gentle touch, her soft melodic voice, her cute laugh.

This wasn't, of course, his Iris. He tried to pinpoint each difference as soon as he could but both her beauty and her lively nature were tearing him apart.

Her silky blonde hair fell in blowout waves and her lips were a glossy crimson color. She wore a strange piano pleated skirt that barely covered anything and a mesh blouse that showed the bright red bralette she wore underneath. It felt like a desecration to his wife's memory. A sexier, younger, messier version of what she used to be.

Yet she laughed, her eyes crinkling, her small tooth gap showing. And her shoulders shook, and she talked, and her voice was gleeful and melodic. Iris swayed to the music delicately, timidly and then smiled at her friend in front of her.

She was a sight.

Logan felt Wade's hand gently tap his back and understood that he knew. Rage filled him. The little fucker knew, even back when Logan had told him about his dead wife. The little fucker knew and he hadn't told him that it wasn't like that in every universe. Wade knew that in his, Iris was alive and well. He was going to stab him as soon as she was out of sight.

Logan turned to leave but Wade put a firm hand on his chest and pushed him into the picture, acting as if he didn't know what he was doing.

"Wade!" Iris turned around, smiling sweetly, "I thought for a second there that you weren't going to make it! This is actually my outfit for your funeral!"

"It's the most hideous thing I've seen in my life and yet you managed to pull it off!" he answered snappily, with a smile as sweet as hers, "I came back and I brought you a gift."

Logan frowned, not remembering Wade taking anything from the void. Then, he felt his hand firmly press against the back of his neck, like he was some kind of kitten being carried by it's mother, as he dragged him and pulled him onto Iris. 

He was actually going to stab him right there.

"For me?" Iris followed him suit, putting a hand softly on Logan's shoulder, but giving him an apologetic look when they made eye contact, "I've always wanted a Wolverine!"

"Oh, sweetheart" Wade pressed his hands together and tilted his head, "I know."

"You shouldn't have..." And then she laughed, and extended her hand out for him to shake, "Iris Finch, a pleasure."

She looked up through her lashes and Iris had always had such plump, soft and inviting lips that, despite knowing it wasn't his wife, he wanted to kiss her. 

He managed a nod, his voice barely audible, "Pleasure."

And Logan tried to avoid her for the rest of the night. Emphasis in 'tried', because Wade didn't seem to respect the fact that that was not his dead wife. No, this Iris had dirty blonde hair and she never got her teeth fixed. This Iris used a different perfume, a cheaper one, and seemed to like Wade's jokes far more than what Logan was comfortable with.

But just like his Iris, she had an impecable intuition and every time he wanted to take a look at her, she stared back, giving him a smile. Just like his Iris had, she timidly approached, a known curiosity in her eyes that he missed dearly. And he was back there all over again, feeling endearment for her already.

"I know this is sudden, and maybe a bit forward, but I don't remember you."

"Oh, I'm not from..." he tried to explain, his voice rough, "I'm from another..."

"Timeline, I know" she nodded, fidgeting with the beer in her hand, "I meant..." she looked back at Wade, who was finally talking to Vanessa, and then gave Logan a bashful smile, "What was your Iris' abilities?"

Logan frowned. His Iris. He knew the distinction, he knew the distinction, but how did she know he had a Iris? He licked his lips, feeling uncomfortable, yet he answered "Lucid dreaming."

Iris nodded, "And she never told you what dreamwalking was?"

He felt his nostrils flare and anger start to get a hold of him. He didn't understand why yet, but Iris' existence alone was starting to enrage him. Felt like an impostor, uncanny and profaning.

"No."

The girl, oblivious of his annoyance, smiled widely and started explaining in depth the abilities of his beloved dead wife. To be fair, she was explaining her own abilities but Logan didn't want another version of Iris telling him something about her. 

"...And that's why every time I fall asleep, I usually see a Wolverine." she continued, making him raise his eyebrows "And of course I don't think I've met every single one of them, but I'm pretty sure I would've remembered you if I had!"

"In order for you to dreamwalk into another universe, you need another you inhabiting it, right?"

"Yeah."

"Well, my wif... Iris" he corrected himself, making sure that he was staring straight into her eyes and making himself clear, "Has been dead for over twenty years."

Iris's smile faltered, replaced by a look of genuine surprise.

"I... I'm so sorry. I didn't know. I thought..."

Logan's anger was slowly simmering down, replaced by a cold, hard realization. It wasn't really her fault that she was another version of the love of his life, however fucked up that was.

A long silence stretched between them, filled only by the soft murmur of the crowd. Iris was the first to break it, smiling yet again. 

"So, you're my new downstairs neighbor, huh?"

A/N: I hope u guys understand where I'm going with this... And yes, I'm going to make a side fanfiction where I write the sweet, tragic story of Logan and Iris of his timeline.

NEXT PART.

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requesting guide

updated: 17.06.23

please make sure to read this before requesting anything — i'm hoping that you'll respect my boundaries on what am i comfortable with and with not writing.

MASTERLIST

I tend to curse often in my fics, and are usually comfortable with covering more serious topics, so make sure to check the content warning before hand. I always write warnings when I believe they're needed, but do let me know if you think something should be added!

also senders may request as many as they want <3

FORMS OF WRITING :

oneshot

imagine

headcanon

series

alphabet

I tend to write oneshots over 1000 words, so if you want feel free to specify if you want a long or short story.

CONTENT I WRITE :

fluff

angst

sensitive / triggering topics

gore

smut / spice

most tropes ( best at friends to lovers )

I'm pretty comfortable with writing sensitive topics as well as angst ( anyone who's read my works before will know that they're the things I write best ) however, if I'm not comfortable with the topic as a whole I will DM you, or possibly put it off for a while.

*If you have a writing prompt from somewhere as well, feel free to send it through !!

CHARACTERS :

male reader / ftm

gender neutral

genderfluid

original character

I do not write female readers / characters anymore. If there aren't specified pronouns then I will write it as a male character.

There are also some characters I only feel comfortable writing for with a male reader/character and vice versa, which I'll note who.

PAIRINGS :

love interests

platonic

family

polyamorous ships ; depends on the character

WHAT I WILL NOT WRITE :

support of homophobia, transphobia, fatphobia, racism, sexism, pedophilia, incest ; if they're mentioned in a request in terms of the character being bullied / abused ( in the past ) then i may write it but NOT explicitly, only a mention

a pairing against a character's canon sexuality

rape

pregnancy

female reader

anime

WHO I WRITE FOR :

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES :

charles rowland

edwin payne

monty

niko sasaki ( not romantic )

crystal palace ( not romantic )

DESCENDANTS :

ben beast

harry hook

carlos de vil

jay

mal bertha

evie grimhilde

LOCKWOOD & CO :

anthony lockwood

lucy carlyle

george karim

quill kipps ( friends / family only )

MARAUDERS :

remus lupin

sirius black

regulus black

james potter

lily evans ( not romantic )

evan rosier

barty crouch jr

marlene mckinnon ( not romantic )

dorcas meadows ( not romantic )

pandora lovegood ( not romantic )

mary mcdonald ( not romantic )

MARVEL :

peter parker / spiderman ( tom and andrew )

loki laufeyson

kate bishop

yelena belova ( not romantic )

steve rogers

bucky barnes

pietro maximoff

wanda maximoff

valkyrie ( not romantic )

natasha romanoff

tony stark ( not romantic )

gwen stacy ( emma stone )

gwen stacy ( atsv )

*marvel and particularly the mcu is a fandom i'm more comfortable with than most, so if there is a character not listed, then i may or may not write for them

NARNIA :

prince caspian

peter pevensie

edmund pevensie ( only during dawn treader )

SHADOW AND BONE / SIX OF CROWS :

kaz brekker

inej ghafa

jesper fahey

wylan van eck

nina zenik

alina starkov

nikolai lantsov

genya safin ( not romantic )

matthias helvar

STRANGER THINGS :

steve harrington

jonathon byers

max mayfield

robin buckley ( not romantic )

TEEN WOLF :

stiles stilinski ( *i will take most/all dylan obrien characters )

isaac lahey

scott mccall

liam dunbar ( not romantic )

allison argent

malia tate

lydia martin ( not romantic )

kira yukimura

derek hale

THE HUNGER GAMES :

finnick odair

peeta mellark

katniss everdeen

THE MAZE RUNNER :

newt

thomas

minho

X-MEN :

logan howlett

charles xavier ( james mcavoy )

jean grey

mystique

rogue

erik lehnsherr ( not romantic )

wade wilson / deadpool

kitty pryde

bobby drake

*FANDOMS COMING SOON : PJO, DISNEY, HANNIBAL

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X-Men Masterlist

to us and the world Pairing: Logan / Original Female Character / Original Male Character | Original Male Character / Original Non-Binary Character Summary: One year after humanity declares mutants an international threat, Logan and Shelby are two mutants trying to find the other X-Men in order to fight back against a world that hates them. It’s all a matter of survival and trying to help each other. Status: In-Progress Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, loosely follows comics and movies, polyamorous relationship, canon-typical violence, older man/younger woman. Rating: E Chapters: One

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and you feel like home Pairing: Logan | Worst Wolverine / Original Female Character / Wade Wilson / Nathan Summers Summary: On his search to find Wolverine, Deadpool comes across a variant of Shelby O’viere, the only one left in her universe after a complete extinction of everyone else. With his own reality’s version of her dead, Deadpool decides to have her tag along so he has a buddy. Cue to them saving the universe and Shelby has to live in a completely different world where not only is a variant of Logan here, but as well as the man that her own variant loved, Cable. Love is seriously all kinds of fucked up. Status: In-Progress Warnings: explicit sexual content, threesome, polyamorous relationship, canon-typical violence, foursome, older man/younger woman. Rating: E Chapters: One | Two

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we'll fly so far away Pairing: Logan / Original Female Character / Original Male Character | Original Male Character / Original Non-Binary Character Summary: Approached by Charles Xavier, Shelby is invited to stay at the X-Mansion to better learn to control her psychic powers. There, she finds her best friend, Kahn and Logan, a grumpy, temperamental man who has a soft spot for Kahn and then eventually Shelby. Status: In-Progress Warnings: explicit sexual content, polyamory, threesome, loss of virginity, canon-typical violence Rating: E Chapters: One | Two | Three | Four | Five

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our last breath Pairing: Logan / Original Female Character Summary: Apocalypse caused well, the apocalypse. He pretty much killed every human on Earth besides about a million, declaring himself ruler of Earth. Mutants were allowed to live without fear, but Apocalypse has a habit of forcing mutants to join his cult. Shelby is one Omega-level mutant in search of Wolverine, who had vanished after the X-Mansion was destroyed. And then, she finds him. But he’s not the same.

Status: In-Progress Warnings: Alternate Universe - Dystopia, Alternate Universe - Apocalypse, Canon-Typical Violence, Older Man/Younger Woman, Explicit Sexual Content, Loss of Virginity. Rating: E Chapters: One

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Domestic Pairing: Logan / Original Female Character Summary: The X-Men bring home a large cat. A very large, angry cat resembling a tall, rough man with metal claws and a daughter. Shelby is appointed caretaker. Status: In-Progress Warnings: feral! Logan, feral! Laura, Amnesia, Canon-Typical Violence, Older Man/Younger Woman, Animalistic Behavior, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Explicit Sexual Content, Loss of Virginity. Rating: E Chapters: One

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Empire of M: A song of silver and fire

by Iwillshipuman69

While weaponizing sexism to take over the world the house of M managed to find love while doing it.

Words: 1066, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 13 of Avengers and X-men

Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Erik Lehnsherr, Pietro Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff, Lorna Dane, Anya Lehnsherr, Johnny Storm, Onslaught (Marvel), Original Characters

Relationships: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier, Pietro Maximoff/Johnny Storm, Wanda Maximoff/Kurt Wagner, Esme Cuckoo/Lorna Dane, Logan/Scott Summers, Jean Grey/Ororo Munroe, Lucas Bishop/Remy LeBeau, Irene Adler (X-Men)/Raven | Mystique, Victor Creed/Arkady Rossovich, Sean Cassidy/Emma Frost, Bobby Drake/Alex Summers, Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Elizabeth Braddock/Warren Worthington III, Brian Braddock/Meggan Puceanu, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Natasha Romanov, Joseph/Rogue (X-Men)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I'm Bad At Titles, Female Erik Lehnsherr, Male Raven | Mystique (X-Men), Parent Erik Lehnsherr, Erik Lehnsherr is So Done, Pietro Maximoff Needs a Hug, Pietro Maximoff Has ADHD, Everyone Has Issues

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/46577791

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rules | write list

will write:

Red Dead Redemption 2

Arthur Morgan : John Marston : Javier Escuella : Mary-Beth Gaskill : Kieran Duffy : Abigail Roberts : Charles Smith

Resident Evil [re2r, re4, re4r, re7, re8]

Leon S. Kennedy : Claire Redfield : Ada Wong : Ethan Winters : Ashley Graham

The Last of Us [Game]

Joel Miller

X-Men & X-Men Adjacent

James Logan Howlett : Scott Summers : Ororo Munroe : Jean Grey : Wade Wilson (Origins included)

Arcane

Viktor : Jayce Talis : Ambessa Medarda : Mel Medarda : Vander : Ekko : Jinx : Silco

The Walking Dead

Daryl Dixon : Rick Grimes : Carol Peletier

will write ftm reader and trans characters

will only write top reader for smut

won't write:

female reader, bottom reader, pedophilia, r@pe, etc.

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Transported in Mythraedon Fantasy World RPG

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/EpdGeKs by KittenFandom17 A rogue sorcerer’s spell backfires, transporting Spider-Man, Deadpool, and Wolverine into a sprawling fantasy RPG-style world—completely naked, de-aged and unarmed for just a moment. Peter could see Wade's thought boxes, Yellow and White, while also having his own box appear but a helpful one named Guide. Meanwhile, Wade is ecstatic to be in a fantasy world, though is annoyed by his boxes Yellow and White. Logan is less than amused by the current company between the two red-suited troublemakers. As they adjust to this strange world filled with mythical creatures, quests, and magic, the three unlikely allies must rely on each other to survive. And, perhaps, the clash of their personalities will spark something more… Words: 4823, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Comics), Marvel, Fantasy - Fandom, fantasy adventure - Fandom, Adventure - Fandom Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Categories: Gen, M/M, Multi Characters: Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Logan (X-Men), Wade Wilson, Peter Parker, Stephen Strange Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Logan (X-Men)/Wade Wilson, Logan (X-Men)/Peter Parker, Logan (X-Men)/Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Peter Parker & Wade Wilson, Logan (X-Men) & Peter Parker, Logan (X-Men) & Wade Wilson, Peter Parker & Original Character(s), Wade Wilson & Original Character(s), Logan (X-Men) & Original Character(s) Additional Tags: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Fantasy, Underage - Freeform, Alternate Universe, Dimension Travel, Crossover, Deadpool Thought Boxes, Polyamory, Peter Parker Loves Wade Wilson, Wade Wilson Loves Peter Parker, Feral Logan (X-Men), Grumpy Logan (X-Men), Protective Wade Wilson, Protective Logan (X-Men), Protective Peter Parker, Wade Wilson Is Bad at Feelings, Logan Is Bad at Feelings (X-Men), Peter Parker is Bad at Feelings read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/EpdGeKs

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Un jour après l'autre [Clint]

Read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/56438227

by Felicia_Vardya

[Recueil] Série de textes sur Clint Barton & d'autres personnages.

Words: 5437, Chapters: 14/30, Language: Français

Series: Part 10 of Shippez votre personnage favori [Clint]

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Original Work, X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel (Comics)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Relationships: Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton & Original Female Character(s), Clint Barton & Nick Fury, Clint Barton & Shang-Chi, Clint Barton & Kurt Wagner, Clint Barton/Wade Wilson, Clint Barton/Loki, Clint Barton & Jane Foster, Clint Barton & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Clint Barton & Thor, Clint Barton & Wanda Maximoff, Clint Barton & Steve Rogers, Clint Barton & Helmut Zemo, Clint Barton & Darcy Lewis, Clint Barton & Namor, Clint Barton & Clarice Ferguson, Clint Barton & Sersi, Clint Barton & Rogue (X-Men), Clint Barton & Gilgamesh, Clint Barton & Wong, Clint Barton/Tony Stark, Clint Barton/Loki/Venom, James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton, Clint Barton & Cléa, Clint Barton & Ayo, Clint Barton & Cassie Lang, Clint Barton & Ned Leeds, Clint Barton & Hope Van Dyne

Additional Tags: Discord: Les défis galactiques, crackfic, Fairy Tale Style, Crackfic & Fairy Tale, Minor Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Post-Episode: s01e09 The Series Finale (WandaVision), Movie: X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Minor Wanda Maximoff/Rogue (X-Men), Minor Kate Bishop/Cassie Lang

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56438227

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NEED FOR SPEED

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/ZYoCUVm by beanie_bear_1 Speed was all that you needed when in the state of New York, especially in the boroughs. Manhattan, Queens, Brooklyn, and the city of New York itself were notorious for their street racing. They were even more known for their rivalries. (MARVEL x The Fast and the Furious) Words: 4867, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Fast and the Furious Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M Characters: Yelena Belova, Kate Bishop, Clint Barton, Shuri Udaku, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter, Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner, Thor Odinson, Peter Parker, Dreykov - Character, Antonia Dreykov, Arnim Zola, Johann Schmidt, Vision, Alexei Shostakov, Melina Vostokoff, Wilson Fisk, Maria Hill, Morgan Stark, Hank Pym, Scott Lang, Riri Williams, Wade Wilson, Matt Murdock, Ezekiel Stane, Brock Rumlow, Loki (Marvel), Nick Fury, Wanda Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bucky Barnes, Alexander Pierce, Carol Danvers, t’challa udaku Relationships: Kate Bishop/Yelena Belova, Sam Wilson/Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers/Peggy Carter, Tony Stark/Pepper Potts, Alexei Shostakov/Melina Vostokoff, Wanda Maximoff/Vision, Shuri Udaku/Riri Williams, Natasha Romanoff/Original Female Character, Clint Barton/Laura Barton Additional Tags: Inspired by The Fast and the Furious, Car Accidents, Street Racing, Rivalry, Red Room (Marvel), Hydra (Marvel), SHIELD, Avengers - Freeform, Fluff and Angst, Slow Burn, Hurt/Comfort read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/ZYoCUVm

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Empire of M: A song of silver and fire

Read it on AO3

by Iwillshipuman69

While weaponizing sexism to take over the world the house of M managed to find love while doing it.

Words: 1066, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 13 of Avengers and X-men

Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Erik Lehnsherr, Pietro Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff, Lorna Dane, Anya Lehnsherr, Johnny Storm, Onslaught (Marvel), Original Characters

Relationships: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier, Pietro Maximoff/Johnny Storm, Wanda Maximoff/Kurt Wagner, Esme Cuckoo/Lorna Dane, Logan/Scott Summers, Jean Grey/Ororo Munroe, Lucas Bishop/Remy LeBeau, Irene Adler (X-Men)/Raven | Mystique, Victor Creed/Arkady Rossovich, Sean Cassidy/Emma Frost, Bobby Drake/Alex Summers, Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Elizabeth Braddock/Warren Worthington III, Brian Braddock/Meggan Puceanu, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Natasha Romanov, Joseph/Rogue (X-Men)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I'm Bad At Titles, Female Erik Lehnsherr, Male Raven | Mystique (X-Men), Parent Erik Lehnsherr, Erik Lehnsherr is So Done, Pietro Maximoff Needs a Hug, Pietro Maximoff Has ADHD, Everyone Has Issues

Read it on AO3

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A Aranha na Teia

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/SZYJB1q

by MistycSong

Natasha Romanoff sempre fez jus ao codinome Viúva Negra; suas mentiras eram tecidas com a mais perfeita maestria, e cada encenação era perfeita, enredando as vítimas como a suave e invisível teia de uma aranha, até que o sufocamento final viesse, sem saber de onde, com um “picada” letal. Ela sempre dominou suas farsas, sempre conheceu bem a própria teia. Mas até mesmo o caçador mais eficaz comete erros, e o dela tem um nome: Steve Rogers. Desde que o soldado e sua honestidade entraram na vida da mulher, seu hábitos de caçadora solitária têm sido postos em xeque, e o papel que teceu para si por décadas começa a se rasgar. Uma luta contra si mesma, durante a qual Romanoff precisa encarar a verdade, enquanto certezas que pensava ter caem junto com o mundo que criara para si dentro da SHIELD: às vezes, deixar-se capturar é o único caminho para a libertação. Será o amor de fato uma infantilidade? Ou um vínculo sólido com pessoas que, um dia desconhecidos, viriam a se tornar a família que a infame assassina jamais pensou poder possuir? Pela primeira vez, sua teia não está vazia, mas isso a tornará mais forte, ou a deixará vulnerável?

Words: 7409, Chapters: 1/?, Language: Português brasileiro

Series: Part 1 of The Spider

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Avengers (Comics)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Multi

Characters: Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Original Female Character(s), Original Mutant Character(s) (X-Men), Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Thor (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel), Erik Selvig, Darcy Lewis, Clint Barton, Laura Barton, Nick Fury, Peggy Carter, Sharon Carter (Marvel), Maria Hill, James "Bucky" Barnes, Wade Wilson, Sam Wilson (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Pietro Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff, Jean Grey, Charles Xavier

Relationships: Steve Rogers/Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton/Laura Barton, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Natasha Romanov Is Not A Robot, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov Friendship, Natasha Romanov Feels, Natasha Romanov Needs a Hug, Natasha Romanov & Tony Stark Friendship, Natasha Romanov Has Issues, Past Bucky Barnes/Natasha Romanov, Natasha Romanov Lives, Hurt/Comfort, Hurt Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Recovery, Team as Family, Avengers Family

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[marvelhead17]

It has been updated up to Chapter 8!

Miracle (Cable x Female OC) ON HIATUS? (130004 words) by Marvelhead17 Chapters: 19/? Fandom: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Nathan Summers/Original Female Character(s), Wade Wilson & Original Female Character(s), Wade Wilson & Everyone

Characters: Wade Wilson, Deadpool (Deadpool Movies), Colossus (Deadpool Movies), Colossus, Domino, Neena Thurman, Ellie Phimister, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Russell Collins, Firefist, Nathan Summers, Cable, Hayden Jones (Original Female Character), Original Female Character(s), Original Female Human Character(s), Hope Summers, Jean Grey School Staff, Scott Summers School Staff, Piotr Rasputin

Additional Tags: Triggers, Implied/Referenced Torture, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Hydra (Marvel), X-Men Inspired, Super Soldier Serum, Strong Female Characters, Alternate Universe - Mutants, Mutant Powers, Mutants, Mutant Rights, Nightmares, Night Terrors, Sexual Humor, Nathan is a Softie, Divorced Nathan Summers, Brother-Sister Relationships, Strong Language, Post-Deadpool 2 (2018), Slow Burn, Cable x OC - Freeform, Jean Grey - Freeform, Scott Summers - Freeform, Charles Xavier - Freeform, mentions of rape/non-con, Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, Sex Pollen Scene, Emotional Sex, Explicit Sexual Content, Adoption

Summary: After years of trying to hunt down a leading member of Hydra for what he’d done to her, Hades’s finally has a chance of getting rid of him for good, what she doesn’t realise is that fate was about to flip her whole world upside down – her brother gets himself killed, but luckily for her, time-travelling bounty hunter Cable was around to fix that.

Now unable to go back to the future to see his daughter Hope, Cable has to learn how to work in the past, live with a bunch of mutants at Xavier’s School for the Gifted, and keep his feelings in check.   “How’d you fix it?” Nathan asked. “Ask Ellen the Teenage Warhead,” Wade shrugged as he stood up, “As for baby Hitler, he ended up having a diaper change, funny story I was actually going to call Cable since he was so keen on killing Russel, I thought this would be like taking candy from a baby, if that means replacing it with a bullet that is,”

First published: 7 January 2019 Inspiration song: Miracle - The Score Disclaimer: All characters mentioned except my own are owned by 20th Century Fox/Disney. All songs and lyrics described and used in this story are owned by their respective writers/producers/performers.

Getting back into editing my Cable x OC fic cause it's been nearly 2 years shiiiit.

But I got to this part in Ch8, and I didn't know how Logan-coded this scene was at the time until now because of Deadpool and Wolverine

Literally making my character Hayden drink straight vodka from the bottle, given the chance I'm sure Logan would do the same.

[nyeddleblog]

A little piece of heaven [Part 4]

Pairing: Wade Wilson x Original Female Character x Logan Howlett. Summary: In Wade's timeline, Iris is his supernice upstairs neighbor. In Wolverine's, she's his beloved dead wife. A/N: This is a Wattpad Fic with an original character of mine that you can find here. Warnings: Deadpool & Wolverine spoilers, kinda.

PREVIOUS PART.

Chapter 4: Wine, weed and Wade.

A week went by and she didn't hear much from Wade or Logan. She wondered if his new roommate had already figured out a way to murder him or if he'd gotten trapped in another reality all over again, yet she found the quiet good enough to begin grading her tests.

She got a carefully curated collection of sweet wine, a good stash of homemade cookies and an old Altoids box that she kept since high-school, with freshly ground weed. She was going to do just fine, she just needed a bit of Chappell Roan in the background and she was good to go.

Or hot to go. 

Heh.

Iris didn't go out much on weekends. She usually just put on a good show and tried to retake the work she left during the week, like then, or listened to her playlist while she baked something, like she planned to do that afternoon. It's not like she didn't enjoy people's company, she was just much more comfortable alone, or next to Wade. 

To be honest, her whole ex situation had made her a bit of an introvert.

But forty grades in and she was already starting to miss human interaction. And grading over 120 students, about an hour later, made her wonder what she was doing with her life. 

She really needed a smoke.

Iris grabbed her cardigan, slipped on her flats and took a hold of the little Altoids box and her glass of wine before stepping out into her balcony. It was that time of the semester where every single student appeared to have lost all of their brain cells.  

"Burnout, sugarplum?" she heard Wade's voice beneath her. She let out a sigh, smiling to herself, "Missing me already?"

"Feeling lonely without you" she played along dramatically, rolling a joint. There was a faint smile on her lips as she fidgeted with it in her fingers. 

Wade chuckled, his voice carrying up to her. "Aw, come on, Rainbow Eyes. I was just about to raid your fridge. You know, for research purposes."

Iris rolled her eyes at that, imagining the ridiculous anecdote he would tell her once she inquired about his absence, "You craving my questionable left-overs, baby?"

She leaned over the balcony, just to check the reaction he had to the pet name. He looked up at her, mouth agape and then, slowly, he raised Mary Puppins in his hands, enough for her to gently lick what she reached of Iris' chin. Iris giggled loudly at that, and she could hear a frustrated groan from deep within's Wade's apartment.

"He's not taking this well, is he?" she whispered.

In response, Wade looked somewhere inside his living-room and yelled, "Can you shut up? I'm trying to flirt with your wife!"

Iris eyes widened at that and she could only see her friend disappear abruptly, being yanked by a clawed hand. Mary Puppins let a small cry when she was left on the floor, and Iris pouted at the thought, staying with her joint in hand curiously, to figure out what was happening downstairs.

She heard glass break, a few things being tossed aside and some muffled insults before she could realize there were at least 20 tests ungraded. She took a long drag of the joint and came back inside, barely able to imagine the chaos unfolding. 

She paused the music, attentively trying to decipher the words being said. The rampage was somewhat comforting, and much more fun than any show she was starting to finish. She finished her joint as she stared at the student's name below her. Miles Morales.

Yeah, that was probably her favorite student. At least one kid who would get into college and appreciate her efforts to educate them. 

She finished her joint, careful not to burn the papers. Then, she took a sip of wine and scribbled down the the few notes that praised the kid's wit. 

He'd made a great fucking essay right at the end of the test. She smiled sweetly, correcting a few grammar mistakes and underlining the beautifully phrased answers Miles had written. Too focused to hear the heavy steps on the stairs, so the ring made her spill a considerable amount of red tint over the kid's test. She inhaled deeply.

She would have to photocopy it. Couldn't take the risk of anyone finding out she drank while grading, though she was pretty sure most of her colleagues did.

"Wha... What?!" she yelled out, a pinch of annoyance gripping her voice.

"Hey, you were the one giving me fuck me eyes ten minutes ago" She heard Wade's muffled voice let out, making her roll her eyes with a grin, "Don't play with my feelings like that!"

Iris stood up from her comfortable position in the floor and made sure that her knitted shorts were covering her butt cheeks completely, because lord knows what Wade would say if he saw all of that but, thinking it a little better, she raised the waistband and let it hug her curves comfortably. Let him stare for a while.

"Quit fighting or...?"

In front of her, as she swung the door open, where both her best friend and the man of her dreams (literally, that is). Iris raised her eyebrows, wondering what could she possibly have done to deserve this amusing visit, but Logan scanned her figure thoroughly and looked away, and she was once again self-conscious of the length of her shorts.

"'Sup" she tried to appear nonchalant. 

"My, my, my..." Wade let out, giving her a little spin, "Look at you, tripping and working. I bet your students love you."

She giggled, stepping aside to let them in, "My students don't give a shit."

Her friend hummed in answer and took in the sight of her apartment. She guessed that, after a week (a bit more if she included the time he was out fighting the TVA) he couldn't see the faint changes she had worked on. A few more shelves, the baby blue paint all over the walls.

It was only a matter of time, she had bought the apartment after all.

"Did you do this all by yourself, sweet cheeks?"

"Who would've helped me, Wade?" she let out, turning to the fridge and walking over to promptly search what she knew Wade was looking for, food. And, just for the sight of moody Logan right behind him, two beers.

He looked good, Iris realized as she gave him the bottle with a gentle smile. I mean, Logan always looked good but it was even better when she was herself, looking at him through her own eyes; she wondered what could her version of that universe have done to put a ring on his finger.

Her ogling was interrupted by Wade putting an arm around her shoulders. She could see the reaction Logan had at that, his jaw clenching, his fists giving a silent warning. It was a lie if Iris said she didn't like that, so she rested her head on Wade's shoulder.

It was impressive how his mouth opened and Logan was pure rage. He said something about Iris' fuckable thighs, she wasn't really sure, but she knew it was more in a playful tone, than a seductive one. Either he was trying to get himself killed, or make his friend objectify her.

"I'm going to finish grading" she stated, gently nudging Wade to the table, "Eat your food, kids!"

He grinned happily in response, getting a hold of Iris' cabinets to take out the plates he was going to wash afterwards with the rest of her dirty dishes, because he wasn't a fucking animal. 

"You're a teacher?" Logan inquired.

Iris, already settled on the floor (right in front of her very comfortable couch), looked up at him mindlessly and nodded. She just had five grades left. She was so going to finish them and take a nap, but the gaze burning her skin was a bit too distracting.

"What?" she giggled playfully, "What's so mind blowing about it?"

He opened his mouth to answer but nothing really came out. She realized there was definitely something mind blowing about it, but chose against prying too much and gave him a kind smile instead, taking a sip of what was left of her wine.

She wondered if the ring in his hand had her name engraved on it.

A/N: I'm sorry if it's too serious for a Deadpool Fanfiction but, well, you're in for an angsty polyamory slowburn, with a bit of comic relief interruptions. 

[queenofallhobos]

DAISYPOOL MASTERLIST

Heads up guys, I’ve been slacking and only posting this story on Ao3 and have up to chapter 13 posted there. So I don’t overwhelm y’all with a bunch of chapters I’ll post one a day until I’m caught up with myself! Maybe two a day.... if you ask nicely :)

Summary:

Daisy used to be a normal girl in our reality, until she was involved in a car accident and woke up in the MCU as a mutant. Thankfully she has Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool who took her under his wing. Now that she’s gotten the hang of her powers it’s time for her to fuck up some shit in the MCU.

“A bit cliche but it works.”

“Wade get out of the summary!”

“At least tell them about your filthy fucking mouth, and all the sex. It’s not that great since I’m not involved, but it’s there.”

Chapter 1 Here there be backstory

Chapter 2 A Strange turn of events.... get it? Cause Doctor Strange is in this chapter...

Chapter 3 It’s goin down. I’m yellin FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

Chapter 4 Here’s Loki

Chapter 5 Professional annoyance for hire

Chapter 6 F is for friends that do stuff together... and fuck

Chapter 7 I'm making friends all over the damn place.

[datauthorress]

the love never ends [chapter 1]

Pairing: Wade Wilson / Original Female Character, Logan / Original Female Character, Cable / Original Female Character, Wade Wilson / Logan, Wade Wilson / Cable

Summary: On his search to find Wolverine, Deadpool comes across a variant of Shelby O’viere, the only one left in her universe after a complete extinction of everyone else. With his own reality’s version of her dead, Deadpool decides to have her tag along so he has a buddy.

Cue to them saving the universe and Shelby has to live in a completely different world where not only is a variant of Logan here, but as well as the man that her own variant loved, Cable.

Love is seriously all kinds of fucked up.

Warnings: Canon-Typical Violence, Deadpool and Wolverine Movie (2024), Variants from Other Universes, Talk of Death and Deceased Characters, Survivor Guilt, Depression, Romance/Adventure/Drama/Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Loss of Virginity, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Friends to Lovers, Foursome - F/M/M/M

Rating: Explicit

“Oh, damn…..there’s like nobody here. What, did everyone just fucking die off?”

A gunshot shot off the ground in front of him, causing Wade to shriek in surprise and take a step back. He glanced up towards one of the highest roofs of the X-Mansion, seeing a hooded figure sitting there with a sniper rifle poised at him.

“Next shot is your head,” the figure said, a feminine voice coming from their lips.

Wade gasped loudly, putting his hands on his face. “I know that voice! Shelby!”

“What?” the woman asked, confused. “How do you know my….?”

“I had one of you in my reality! Of course, she’s dead now, fuckin’ lung cancer, but still, I had one of you!” Wade exclaimed.

The woman levitated off of the roof and landed on the ground about ten feet in front of Wade. She took off her hood, revealing a young-looking woman with dark brown hair that cascaded over her shoulder in thick streams, her bangs long and nearly covering the right side of her face. Her eyes, cerulean blue, sparkled in the warm sunlight. She was wearing a pair of jeans that hugged her legs quite nicely, Wade added, a t-shirt underneath and some kind of cloak or cloth that mostly went over her shoulders and back with a hood on the back. She was wearing black boots and fingerless black gloves.

“My name is Shelby,” she admitted.

“Well, of course it is. I’d recognize your voice anywhere. You’ve got a very distinct voice, coming from Bex Taylor-Klaus that the author had decided to base your appearance off of.” Wade said.

“What?” she asked, confused.

“Eh, nevermind.” He said, waving a dismissive hand. “So, you live here at the X-Mansion?”

“Yeah, I’ve been here for the last few years.” She replied.

“Neato. Where are the others? Surely you’re not living here by yourself.”

“They’re dead.”

“I’m sorry?”

“They’re dead. All of them. Including every human being and mutant on the planet. I’m the only one alive here.” Shelby explained.

“What happened?”

“I killed them,”

After Shelby’s statement, she further explained that when she was 20 years old, she had been learning to control her mental abilities when she had a complete nervous breakdown and sent out a pulse that destroyed the neural networks of every human being and mutant on the planet. They had all just dropped dead. When Shelby had realized what she had done, she tried to reverse what she had done, but it had been too late. The damage was done, and she had been living on her own the past ten years, having no guts to end her own life.

“But you didn’t mean to,” Wade pointed out, chewing on a piece of smoked beef jerky.

“Yeah well, I keep telling myself that.” Shelby said, sipping from a water bottle. “Why are you here, Wade?”

“Well, I’m looking for a Wolverine.”

“Logan? Yeah, I killed him too.”

“Yeah, well….the Logan in my reality got chest-fucked by a tree and died, and the TVA has decided that since Logan is dead because he was some anchor-being for my reality, that my reality deserves to be destroyed. So, I figure, I’ll find me a Wolverine and replace him. Can’t be that hard.” Wade replied.

“Well, there’s no Logan here.” Shelby scoffed.

“Yeah, guess I gotta head to another reality.” Wade replied, before he went quiet for a second and then had an ‘aha’ look on his face. “Hey! Why don’t you come with me?”

“Why would I do that?” she asked, arching an eyebrow.

“It’s gotta be lonely here,” he said. “You come with me and you can live in my reality with me! Hell, we can be roommates!”

“Jesus Christ, you’re annoying.” Shelby huffed.

“Come on……when’s the last time you had human contact?”

Shelby glanced at him for a long moment, the wheels turning in her head before she sighed. “Alright, fine….there’s nothing left for me here. Just let me grab some things and we’ll go.”

“That’s the spirit!” Wade laughed.

A backpack and a duffle bag later, Shelby and Wade were walking through a portal to a different reality.

~

“Shelby?”

The Logan variant’s voice is nothing but a mere whisper when his dark eyes landed on the young woman. Her eyes softened slightly.

“I’m not her, Logan.” She said softly.

Logan stared at her in disbelief before he looked away, holding onto Wade’s gun that was aimed directly at his forehead. He lifted the bottle of alcohol to his lips and downed the entire bottle, causing Wade to whistle.

Logan pulled the bottle away from his lips, mumbling something before he fell backwards, landing on the wooden floor with a heavy thud, passing out.

“Jesus Christ,” Shelby muttered.

“He’s perfect!” Wade exclaimed, before he stood over Logan’s prone form and started to lift him up by his shirt, only to glance underneath his shirt. “Heyyyyy, nice pajamas.”

Shelby came over and glanced underneath the shirt as well, seeing yellow and blue.

“It’s his comics accurate suit! Oh, it looks so good on him!” Wade chuckled. “Help me get him up.”

Between the two of them, they were able to lift Logan off of the ground, putting his arms over their shoulders.

Shelby had forgotten how heavy Logan was.

~

They arrive to the TVA, only to be informed of why the Logan they picked was the worst one. Shelby jumped as Wade was hit by some kind of taser, causing his entire frame to disappear in sparks. Logan was next and Shelby glanced at Paradox with wide eyes.

Before she’s too struck by the taser and she’s flying through darkness.

~

Shelby wakes up to Wade and Logan fighting, stabbing each other with their weapons and claws so much they’re both bleeding out.

“Guys, seriously?” Shelby groaned, standing up with a soft wince.

Within moments, they’re surrounded by bad guys and one annoying Sabertooth. Shelby sighed softly, crossing her arms as Logan and Sabertooth charged towards each other, but Logan won with a single swipe to Sabertooth’s neck.

They’re knocked out soon afterwards.

~

Shelby wakes and realizes that she, Logan and Wade are pressed up tightly against one another. Shelby is in between them and she can feel Wade’s head on her shoulder as he’s still passed out.

Shelby’s gaze filtered up towards Logan, who looked annoyed. “Well, this is awkward.” She muttered.

“You’re telling me,” he snorted.

Wade woke with a start, shaking his head slightly. “How long was I out?”

“Not all of you was asleep, Wade.” Shelby said.

“Oops,”

~

They manage to get a vehicle from Nicepool and drive across the vast expanse of the Void until Wade says “if they can fix your universe”. It caused Logan to slam down on the breaks and put the car in park, stabbing Wade a few times before going on a rant about how pathic Wade was.

“I’m gonna fight you now,” Wade said quietly.

“Nope,” Shelby said, opening the door and stepping out. She wanted nothing to do with their bloodshed.

They fight for hours. Shelby manages to get a few hours of sleep before jolting awake once its quiet. She got up, brushing herself off before she walked over to the car and peeked inside, seeing that both men were passed out on the seats. Wade was tied up with the seatbelts of the car and Logan was passed out next to him, both of them covered in blood.

“Men,” she sighed, before she opened the passenger side door in front and brushed the glass off of the seat. She sat down in it and leaned back against the seat, before dozing off.

~

They meet the resistance group and come up with a plan to get into Catherine’s base. Logan is reluctant, refusing to join them. When night falls, Shelby goes out to the fire with Laura, where Logan is drinking. He explains to them what happened to his world and after Laura shares some heartfelt words, she leaves, leaving Shelby and Logan by the fire.

“She’s right, y’know,” Shelby said. “You may be the wrong guy, but you were the one she needed.”

Logan grunted, taking another swig from the bottle.

“What was I like….in your world?” she asked cautiously.

Logan is quiet for a moment before he speaks. “You were young, learning to control your powers, but you had potential. You were strong, stronger than I ever could be. No matter how much I pushed you away, you wouldn’t leave me behind. Scott would always tell me ‘Shelby’s looking for you’, ‘Shelby wants to show you her powers’, ‘Shelby misses you’.” he said softly. “You were the only person I let in, and then you were killed.”

Shelby was quiet, listening to him as he spoke about the Shelby of his reality. It reminded her too much of the Logan of her own reality, the Wolverine, the man she had been drawn to ever since she had arrived at the X-Manson. “You were pretty much the same in my reality. A stubborn bastard who tried to push me away, until you stopped and you started letting me in. Then, well…..I killed everyone on the planet.”

“Guess we have things in common,” he said.

“Seems so.” She said.

Logan sighed after a moment and tossed the bottle away from him, before standing up. “C’mon, let’s get some sleep. We’ve got a big day tomorrow.”

She grinned softly, taking the hand that was offered to her. She knew he would change his mind.

~

They manage to break into Cassandra’s base and fight their way through, only for Cassandra to knock Wade out and force Logan and Shelby to their knees.

“I may not be able to penetrate your mind,” Cassandra said, lightly stroking a finger along the curve of Shelby’s jaw. “But I can penetrate his,”

Hearing Logan in pain caused her heart to break. She struggled to break the grip of where she was, but it was too strong. “Leave him alone!” she shouted.

Shelby heard a thud and glanced behind her as Wade grabbed the backpack that had been thrown up to them. He unzipped it, pulling out Juggernaut’s helmet. Shelby nodded and Wade maneuvered behind Cassandra and put the helmet over her head, causing her grip on Logan and Shelby to break.

Of course, Pyro shot her. Of course, they agreed to take the helmet off so she could heal. As soon as they did, she revealed the Sling Ring that she had this entire time and told them they had four seconds to get through the portal.

“Come on!” Shelby shouted, grabbing both Logan and Wade by their hands and the three of them ran towards the portal. Everything seemed to go by in slow motion, as they jumped off the base and headed right for the portal. The monster that roamed the Void reached them, but they managed to get through the portal.

They were falling through the sky and Shelby saw the ground, covered by cars, quickly coming up. Logan grabbed her, turning his body so his back would meet the car instead of her. He held her tight against his chest as they collided with the car, causing the reverberation to shake Shelby’s entire frame.

“Fucking Christ, oh my god, ow….” Shelby grimaced.

“You okay, bub?” he asked, a bit breathlessly.

“Yeah, yeah, I’m okay. Thanks for that, Logan.” She replied.

Logan nodded and helped her onto the ground. They had to get to the TVA.

~

Cassandra arrives on Earth, forcing Paradox to tell her about the Time Ripper and she has decided to destroy all realities, forcing Paradox to go with her to the base in order to complete her mission.

When the trio tries to go after her, they are intercepted by 100 variants of Deadpool, who then shoot at them. Shelby is hit in the thigh and she shouts out in pain, before diving behind the car with Logan and Wade.

“Put pressure on it,” Logan told her, ripping off a piece of the cloak she wore over her shoulders and pressed it against the wound. “We’ll get the bullet out later, but keep pressure on it for now.”

Wade drags the paralyzed Nicepool out into the crossfire, who is killed when his head explodes. Wade dives down behind a large sign and Logan holds up Dogpool, causing the other variants to stop firing. Shelby is helped over to Wade, who takes the gold pistols.

“You’re such a goddamned moron,” Shelby announced.

~

They make it through the Deadpool variants, who all regenerated and were planning on fighting once more until Peter arrived and told them that they were with him. The other Deadpool’s cheer, allowing Shelby, Logan and Wade to head down into the subway and to the TVA.

“Oh, now you’re here!” Paradox scoffed as they rushed into the room. “Oh well, you’re too late, it’s all over.”

         “Not yet, it’s not.” Logan said.

         “No, no, no, no, but we’re very close.” Wade spoke. “Homestretch, folks, promise. Quick! Let’s have the stakes.”

         “If she steals the Time-Ripper’s energy, she has the power to shred the fabric of all realities until there is nothing left but the void.” Paradox explained.

         “So how do we shut it down?” Shelby demanded.

         “I don’t know,”

         Logan let loose a snarl and shoved Paradox against the control board, his metallic claws unsheathing to press threateningly close at Paradox’s face. “How about now?” he growled.

         “The mask is really intimidating,” Wade laughed. “It’s like Batman except he can move his neck.”

         “Okay, look, look, look.” Paradox said quickly, pressing a few buttons on the control board and pulling up the video of a machine, that held two feeds into a single chamber, with glowing blue in one feed and glowing orange into another feed. “The Ripper is fed from a secure chamber below ground. It is powered by twin matter and anti-matter feeds converging inside the device. Now Cassandra Nova is redirecting the Ripper’s power to eliminate all timelines, starting with this one. Theoretically, you could stop her by short-circuiting the feeds in the chamber below. One of you would create a circuit between the two feeds, then the released power would destroy the machine. But well-,”

         “Come on, man!” Wade exclaimed. “If you’re not gonna swallow, spit it out!”

         “Whoever formed the bridge would be annihilated.” Paradox finished with a thick swallow.

         “I could live with that,” Logan said with a shrug.

         “I could live with that too, actually.” Wade said. “….we survive anything. We’re like cockroaches.”

         “Not this time,” Paradox said, shaking his head. “This is matter and anti-matter. They do not play nicely with each other. When they mix in your body, you will be atomized. Trust the laws of physics if you don’t trust me. Even if you lived long enough to make the circuit, you will die down there.”

          Shelby exchanged a glance with Logan and Wade, nervousness in her features.

         ~

         “Hold up, hold up.” Logan said as they reached the door that led to the chamber of the Time Ripper. “You guys heard that asshole upstairs. Even if we pull this off, we’re dead, permanently.”

         “That’s why it’s gotta be me.” Wade said.

         “What?” Shelby and Logan asked at the same time. “Fuck that, no! It’s gotta be me!”

         Wade groaned and took his mask off, now able to look at both of them in the eyes. “Look, guys, neither of you asked for any of this. Logan was right. I lied right to his face, just to get him to help me.”

         “You didn’t lie,” Logan sighed. “You made an educated wish. Come on,” he said and pulled out the family photo that Wade had dropped in the Honda Odyssey. “You got a whole world to go back to. I got nothing.”

         Logan patted Wade on the chest with his fist and approached the door. He unlocked it, giving it a push open.

         “Logan!” Shelby said, before she bounded over to him.

         Right as Logan turned to face her, she cupped his cheeks with both hands and leaned up, pressing her lips to his in a deep kiss. A choked off sort of noise left Logan’s lungs, utterly surprised by the sudden kiss. He didn’t get a chance to return it, as Shelby pulled away with a soft smile on her features.

         “I’m sorry, both of you.” she said with an apologetic expression on her features.

         Without warning, she used telekinesis to grab Logan by his arm and toss him away from the door. Shelby quickly went into the chamber, shutting the door and locked it.

         “Hey!” Wade and Logan both shouted, before slamming their fists on the windows. “What the fuck are you doing?!”

         “Wade, you have a family to get back to. Logan, Wade is your family now.” Shelby replied somberly, putting her hand on the window. “I destroyed everyone in my world, remember? I have nothing. I don’t deserve to live.”

         “That’s not true!” Wade shouted, banging his fist on the door.

         “I’m sorry,” Shelby said softly, cerulean eyes lowering before a soft smile spread across her features. “Say hi to your friends for me,”

         As she walked away from the door and headed to the middle of the chamber between the two feeds, she could feel the energy radiating off of them. It was powerful, making her skin prickle and her hair raise. This was going to kill her, she knew it. But she was okay with that, because after everything she did, if she could do something to save Wade’s universe and give Logan another chance at life, she would do it for them in a heartbeat.

         She heard them shouting at her as she approached the matter feed, taking a deep breath. With telekinesis enhancing her strength, she slammed her fist into the feed and pulled out tubes of pure, raw matter. The sheer energy of the matter made powerful sensations course up the length of her arm, causing her to grimace. She let out a pained shout as she pulled with all of her might, trying to pull enough out so she could grab onto the tubes of the anti-matter.

         Forcing herself through the pain, Shelby outstretched her hand towards the anti-matter feed. “Come on!” she shouted, struggling to use her powers to force the feed to break so the tubes could come out. “Come on you fucking fuck!”

         The matter coursing through her body was nearly overwhelming, her veins beginning to glow blue from underneath her skin as she struggled towards the anti-matter feed.

         “Please!” Shelby begged.

         She turned her attention back to the matter feed, before she suddenly felt a gloved hand grab ahold of her arm, instinctively her hand grabbed onto their arm. Her head whipped around to see Wade, who’s own other arm was outstretched and holding onto Logan’s. Without hesitation, Logan sunk his claws into the anti-matter feed and all three of them shouted as the matter began coursing through their bodies, with Logan’s shirt literally being ripped to shreds.

         Shelby could feel the energy beginning to stabilize within her, as they created a circuit that began to overload both of the feeds.

         It all became slow in motion.

         Shelby closed her eyes and saw the faces of her friends, the ones she had killed, let down. But then she sees the faces of her new friends, Logan and Wade and Laura and tears stung the corners of her eyes as she realized she did have something to live for.

         She had them.

         Shelby’s eyes fluttered open and she turned her attention to Wade and Logan, who were both looking at her. She nodded and they nodded back and Shelby focused her powers on the energy coursing through all three of them.

         Tears streamed down her cheeks as the sensation increased ten-fold, pain radiating through her entire form.

         And then…

         And then it all went white.

         ~

         She was dying.

         Her lungs felt full, it was hard to breathe. She could feel something….

         “Come on!”

         A harsh push on her chest caused water to gargle up her throat and she erupted into a coughing fit, rolling onto her side. A rough hand patted her on the back to get the water out of her lungs and she continued coughing for a moment until she was able to take a full breath.

         “Oh my god, drowning is the fucking worst…” Shelby coughed.

         “You fucking crazy moron,” Logan growled. “What the hell were you thinking? If we didn’t get into the chamber in time, you would have been killed!”

         “I made a choice, Logan,” Shelby said, glancing up at him.

         “You stupid….” He bared his teeth in a snarl, before he grabbed her jaw with a rough hand and yanked her close, his lips roughly converging with hers in an angry, deep kiss.

         Shelby squeaked, but melted into the kiss and couldn’t help but moan softly into it. Logan pulled away after a few seconds, his chest still heaving.

         “Wow,” Wade said dreamily.

         “You’re a fucking moron too!” Logan snapped at Wade, before he yanked Wade’s mask up to his nose and was kissing him next, his facial hair scrapping against Wade’s scarred skin.

         Wade downright moaned into the kiss, grabbing at Logan’s shoulder before they parted. Wade sighed dreamily, before he was pulling Shelby into a kiss next. It felt different kissing Wade than Logan due to his scarring, but she returned it all the same.

         Once the three of them parted from the kisses, Shelby stood up with help and they walked out of the chamber, hearing Paradox’s voice.

         “He has risen, baby girl!” Wade announced, his voice echoing as he pulled down his mask.

         “FUCK!” Paradox shouted in frustration.

         ~

         Shelby watched tiredly as a partially destroyed bus was taken away on a tow truck, while taking a bite of the Shawarma that Wade had gotten them.

         “You know,” Wade said between bites. “The Avengers discovered Shawarma.”

         “They’d be lucky to have you,” Logan said, swallowing down his food.

         Wade smiled and took another bite of his food, before all three of them heard a bark. They watched as Mary Puppins came bounding around the corner towards them. “Fuck off!” Wade exclaimed, literally throwing his food onto the cement. “Come here my little cuntchkin! Yes, that’s you, you’re a survivor!”

         Wade picked the dog up, hugging her against his chest. “All is right in the world!” he smiled.

         “So what now?” Shelby asked, finishing up with her food.

         “Well,” Wade began. “I do share an apartment with Blind Al.”

         “I don’t think all four of us and a dog are gonna fit in a one bedroom apartment, bub.” Logan said, matter-of-factly.

         “But we can make it work,” Wade said with a grin. “There’s a pullout bed and I think all three of us can fit.”

         “I’m game,” Shelby nodded. God, she desperately needed a shower.

         “Well, I didn’t kiss you two for the hell of it.” Logan said, a smirk on his rugged features.

         ~

         “Al, I’m back!” Wade called as he led Logan and Shelby into the apartment, with Shelby shutting the door behind her.

         “About damn time!” the elderly, black, blind woman said, walking towards them. “I’m all out of devil’s dandruff and I’m shaking like an angry vibrator!”

         Shelby snickered.

         “Thank you, Al. We have company.” Wade said, before he looked at Shelby and Logan with hesitation, before Logan nodded. “Althea, this is Logan, my….my boyfriend. And this is Shelby, my girlfriend.”

         “Nice to meet you, Shelby, Logan.” Al said with a smile, shaking both of their hands.

         “Nice to meet you too.” Logan said with a smile as well.

         “And this little ancient ass shit-knot is Mary Puppins, or as I like to call her, Dogpool.” Wade said, leaning forwards a bit towards Al. “You wanna treat yourself to a little stroke? Get the tongue.”

         Al reached forward and felt the tongue that hung out of Mary Puppins’ mouth. “Oh my god, motherfucker!” she exclaimed in disgust.

         “Right, it’s like an armadillo fucked a gremlin, angrily, in a bed of gonorrhea and didn’t stop till the sun came up.” Wade chuckled.

         ~

         A celebration was something that Shelby, nor Logan were used to. With new friends around, and those friends to call family. Shelby hadn’t even celebrated her own birthday in ten years and now she finally felt that she could move on and forgive herself for what had happened back in her home world.

         She’s sitting between Wade and Logan, with Logan’s hand on her thigh in a comforting way. She was around people she didn’t know very well, so her anxiety about meeting new people was a bit high, but with Logan’s touch on her knee and Wade’s presence beside her, she could feel herself calming down.

         It had been a few days since they had saved the universe and while the three of them hadn’t had sex yet, they had fallen into a complex, but shared relationship with each other. They balanced themselves out with each other. Shelby knows that Vanessa, Wade’s ex-girlfriend was staring at both Shelby and Logan. While Shelby didn’t know why Vanessa was staring at her, she could understand why she was staring at Logan. Logan was gorgeous, a shit brickhouse of a man that was all muscle and testosterone and towered over Shelby by nearly a foot.

         Shelby moved her hands on either side of her, one curling around Logan’s and the other around Wade’s. Both men glanced at her and the three of them smiled.

         Sometimes your family was a gruff wolf of a man, a wheelbarrow full of cancer, a powerful psychic, said gruff man’s daughter and the world’s ugliest dog.

         It felt good.