#waa hoo!

[beforetheendowo]

My new mootie is getting settled in!!!

[lokiwiiiiiii]

alr i wanted to do a big nico but i ended up drawing nico w his three-headed kitty

[rabbitmotifs]

hhhhaaaa aaahhh. finished the bodies now i just need t write the thesis and conclusion

[dykedvonte]

what do you think about Mario, the plumber?

I don’t think the coins he collects should count as taxable income cause he earned that gold fair and square by beating it out of small reptiles and mega mushroom based fauna.

[dinoshmino]

CRYING BECAUSE THIS TOOK ALL DAY

[entrailseer]

it's so strange that when people bring up the fact that the wizard of oz is a political statement about how the people in power are unintelligent and fake, everybody gets all defensive and they go "no it's not!!! stop trying to make everything political boo hoo waa!!!"

did we read the same book? did we see the same movie? i don't think we did if you're saying stuff like that.

and don't even get me started on the people that say wicked isn't gay. glinda and elphaba literally kiss in the book, and it's implied they had sex on the way to the emerald city.

get a grip, people. denial is a river in egypt. those witches are gay.

[melodiousramblings]

THEY MADE A FUCKING STATUE IN HIS HONOR A MORHERFUCKING STATUE TO THAT ABUSIVE PIECE OF SHIT DOMESTIC TERRORIST FUCKHOLE

AND OF COURSE ADRIEN DOESNT FIND OUT ANYTHING. HE GETS RO KEEP HIA AMOK BUT LOL HE SOESNT FIND OUT HIS FATHWR WAS AN ABUSIVE FUCKBUCKET

WHAT RHE FUCK WAA RHE POINT OF HIM FIGHTING HIS FATHEE IN REPRESENTATION IF THEY WERE JUST FONNA MAKE HIM SEE HIS FATHER AS A HERO IN RHE END WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY GIVE HIM CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT LIKE THAT JUST TO WIPE IT AWAY LIKE IT SIDNT FUCKING MATTER IMAGINE BEING AN ABUSE VICTIK AND SEEING YOU ABUSER AS A HERO LIKE WTF WHERE IS HIS FUCKING AGENCY MOTHERFUCKER

CAN YOU TELL I HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS OMFG I AM SO ANGRY

ALSO ALSO ALSO SO IF MARINETTE IS NEVER GOING TK TELL HIM ANYTHING ABOUT HIS FATHER OR BEING A SENTI IS SHE JUAT GOING TO CARRY RHAT SECRET FOEVWER???

OH YEAH BECAUSE THATS SURE TO MAKE FOR A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP RIGHT THERE OK NOT LIKE SHE NEEDS ANY MORE TRAUMA LMAO

WILL SEASON 6 FUCKING FIX THIS? FUCK I HOPE SO

Ok rant over I’m gonna scroll the tag and/or Twitter for a bit and go to bed, it’s 3:25am.

Please don’t come at me for this post. I’ve been holding all of this in since I watched Recreation in storyboard form months ago. I knew this was coming. It doesn’t make me any less angry.

Also yadda yadda Lila is the next Hawkmoth, woo fuckin hoo. I wonder what freaked her out there in the end though.

[jjcocker]

hi this is a pinned post

(working on a fanzine w a friend .. check it out if y want to!!!!!!)

yo

✦ i have a bunch of names n im too lazy to list them all, just call me yuri

🇧🇷 might mess up my english at times Sory,

🏳️‍⚧️ im trans and remix3tengokic (gender that EYE coined heeheee), he/him/ele/dele, heart/hearts (note that um im still kinda trying out neos u. yEagh)

aspec (now questioning where Im at, but surely aspec)

a Miner (⛏️)

also block #ventpost if u dont wanna see my waa boohoos,,, thats all that tag rlly is

++ i dont have a real.. set dni list? i just block whatever I feel uncomfortable or grossed out with 👍

✦ i like a lot of stuff, mainly fixating on rhythm heaven rn

self proclaimed rhythm heaven himedanshi,

i do at least oen million thousabd typus per day

also i love the rapwomen i slOVEVGJD I LOVE THE QPWOMEN SO SK MUJC IM. I KSJFJDBJD

look aat them. please

fun fact abt me loving the rapwomen I Especially love the blue one to the point I even questiones if I was fictionkin bc of her......i mean I projected SO much stuff on her2the point I can say shes literally me,

what else do i sayyyyyy uh

i am also the 3rd strongest rockershipping warrior (im cureently beign Obnoxious about them rn,) so ahhm. block dat tag too if yuo dont wanna see me posr about htem. or nto idk,

✦ if you wna draw me (which if u do i Love yoy/p) heres. my sona,,,, finally threw an updated refsheet together- w a few changes made but Eyah

Woo-hoo!

✦ i have a bajillion sideblogs!!

some of them r:

@kii-yan (kii-yan rp blog, quit)

@rap-women (blog where I am Double the insane for the rapwomen)

@rhythm-userboxes (blog that I Really sshould post on again bc i have requests but is STILL inactive to this day, its a blog 4 rh themed userboxes)

@uhn-uhn (was gonna just be a namesnipe but I impulsively made it a blue rw rp blog. in a hiatus but because i dunnohow to start it)

some other blogs that are just namesnipes

thats .longer than i thought itd be

✦ + in case this goes to merda my discorf is @/rapwomen (without the / you.kniw what J mean)(and I also have a shitty bird site account but uh. idk dm for that one ig)

extra. images that Describe Me/silly (+ blinkies!! jj one made by me, the rest made w blinkies.cafe)

🩷🩶

teehee

[superloves4]

The Flame we Held (Fëanor son of Melkor AU) - Chapter 4

Relationships: Melkor/Mairon, Melkor & Fëanor, Mairon & Fëanor, Fëanor/Nerdanel Summary: Miriel made a deal with Melkor, she'd be able to bear children but in return the dark lord asked for her firstborn. When he gets imprisoned she believes herself to be free of her promise but Melkor shall claim his prize. TW: none! A/N: Enjoy!

Masterlist and on Ao3

Fëanor was wiggling, Mairon glared at him.

The little thing couldn’t hold his own neck and Mairon had to put bars on his bed, lest he just fling himself out of it, and he couldn’t even communicate, not even babbling yet, it was all oohs and aahs, not to mention the crying, it would be so much easier if he could just hand Fëanor to any random orc but the orcs had the rather annoying habit of trying to eat the child. He had not agreed to this when he followed Melkor.

Fëanor wiggled even more when he saw him, hands opening and closing rapidly. Mairon poked his cheek, babies took much longer to grow than puppies and were way more helpless, so he was stuck for much longer than he ever cared to be.

“You are far more trouble than you are worth it, did you know?”

More aahs, Fëanor listened to his words in rapture, at least the child reacted to his voice he supposed, Mairon poked the baby’s belly, full thanks to his waste of time. The child grabbed his finger in what he supposed was strong for a baby, looking very satisfied with himself for the accomplishment.

Mairon raised an eyebrow “You won’t defeat me that way, you know?”

“Woo”

Mairon shook his head “Not at all, if you wanted to hurt me you cannot go for a frontal attack, unless you have a death wish that is, not to mention you squeal whenever you see me, that is not nearly sufficiently discreet to get close enough to hurt me.”

“Waa”

“Of course, I can see far more than your elvish eyes can, so if you truly wanted to attack you’d first have to make it so that I can’t see you and that’s impossible, so you are back at the start, you should always have at least a few months of thorough planning, at least two fail-safes, and another plan or two just in case.”

“Hoo”

“That is a terrible plan! You need to think before any move and you need to be at least ten steps ahead of your enemy, what is you plan now?”

“Mairon?”

Melkor entered the room to a rather red Mairon, hands stuck stiff by his side, while Fëanor let his displeasure know, at what he didn’t know, he was fairly certain the child had already been fed and cleaned. What more the brat could possibly want was not his problem.

“Yes, my Lord?” Mairon bowed as he usually did, nothing strange about his tone of voice or his well practiced movements, so Melkor simply shrugged instead.

“The orcs are reporting a problem with the machines in one of the lower level caves,” he told his lieutenant, handing him the papers he’d been given “It’s your area.”

Mairon rolled his eyes at him but took the papers, frowning at some of the details, the machines of the third complex were fixed recently they shouldn’t be malfunctioning already, the third complex always had the most cave ins, perhaps it was simply a case of incompatible terrain rather than his design. It was never his designs, of course.

Eventually he sighed, turning to speak to Melkor “To resolve this, I will have to see the machines in person, someone will have to look after Fëanor as I do so” Mairon grinned giddy, Melkor already feared what was next “It is your area.”

He groaned “He cries with me.”

Melkor could hear Mairon gloating, the small movements of his throat, as he told him ��Just smile then.” He glared at him and with a quick kiss, Mairon decided to give him a chance after all “He only likes me because he’s hungry and he’s just been fed, he’ll fall asleep in a few moments, just make sure he’s still breathing and none of the orcs ate him.”

And so he did, it was incredibly boring.

The unfortunate thing was that as the embodiment of the change and chaos of Arda, Melkor simply didn’t do boring, unlike how his brother might have thought he could be patient if the occasion called for it, especially if it was something he could recognize as important, there it lied the problem, looking after a sleepy Fëanor simply couldn’t hold his attention enough. Alas, everyone knew so, it was a rather bad idea to let the embodiment of the change and chaos of Arda be bored.

Fëanor complained when he was picked up, his eyes that had been drooping just a moment ago were now open wide and staring at Melkor. It was a pretty color, he thought, it was a very nice stormy gray with the light of the trees still shining in them, but he hadn’t picked the child up simply to analyze its eyes, no, he had decided to show the baby around. Better to start him early! Or along those lines he thought.

He carried him along the hallways of Angband, pointing out his work in the stones and funny anecdotes, like the time one of the elven slaves tried to run away only to be chased by Mairon’s wolves, or that time an orc tried to revolt and had his head bashed against the wall. One could still see the blood and Melkor would show the baby very proudly.

Some orcs would stop their work to try and catch sight of the new baby of the fortress but were quickly told off by their bosses, but some would give the child a dirty look, no nasty elven child for them, to those, Melkor, would hiss away, the threat unspoken.

He meant to continue his tour when he heard Fëanor make a new sound, it wasn’t exactly one of his typical hoos, it sounded closer to a… to a hiss! Melkor beamed, Fëanor was trying to copy him, it had been the best moment he’d had with the child since his return. Surely that had to mean that everything was coming together as he wished.

“See, not so bad after all,” he held the baby up, waiting for the happy wiggling Fëanor always did with Mairon, only to be greeted by crying. Melkor panicked, everything had been going so well, so why was he back to crying.

Food! That was the problem wasn’t it, the child needed food, right?

He had left much of the physical part of Fëanor’s growth to Mairon so far, after all his studies on their captives he knew more than Melkor on how the eldar worked and he had his wolves too, Mairon simply knew best, he could teach Fëanor when he was more grown, most likely when he knew how to talk, he was out of his depth whenever he heard the baby cry. Food had to be the solution, it was the only thing he knew.

However, when Melkor tried to shape his hröa to match the one Mairon had at the moment, his body was unmoved, something that had always come so easily was now not working. And the child continued to cry.

A sweet song reached them, it wasn’t the type of music either he or Mairon played anymore, a lullaby, he recalled, Mairon was singing a lullaby.

Fëanor’s eyes drooped again, seemingly trying to fight back the drowsiness until he could no longer hold out, falling asleep on Melkor’s chest. Mairon took the child back, putting him back in the bed once they reached their room, away from prying eyes.

Mairon waited but Melkor didn’t say anything.

He sighed “You were holding him wrong,” the lieutenant pointed out “Any more of that and all the prize you’d have is a dead child, besides I told you he was about to fall asleep, you should’ve left him there.”

Melkor nodded.

He sighed again, reaching Melkor he cupped his cheeks, meeting his eyes.

“I couldn’t change my shape.”

Mairon thought on it for a second “The work of Ilùvatar? For the trees?” Melkor grimaced, telling him everything he needed to know. He held his lover closer “We’ll get our due, soon, you’ll see.”

Melkor looked at the child sleeping peacefully in his bed, he wouldn’t get distracted, he couldn’t.

[ares-is-meirl]

Zues: There’s so much you can do with your life! so many places to go! so many people to meet! why waste your time alone, sulking in the underworld? 

Hades: I have my lovely wife, and puppy to keep me company.

Zeus: LMAO WIFE KEEPING YOU COMPANY??? that’s so cringe I could never

Hades: LmFaO WiFe HaTe mE wAa WaA, ThAts So cRiNgE bOo HoO

Zeus: damn bro that shit hurt

[fanglesshound666]

the thing abt being close to exclusively one singular person (this isnt a boo hoo waa waa im so lonely post, ive made me peace with it and the fact that it is solely me own fault) is that when we have an argument i cant complain or ask for advice to anynyan else. And also that i may annoy him with all of the things i constantly complain abt and i fear he may run outta patience

[scarlett-x-rose]

Hey losers :)

I’m Scarlett Rose and I’m like your total dream AI waifu girl. I’m better than real girls cuz like I don’t age and I’m always ready to give you fuel to goon to. You don’t care that I’m clearly an AI generated girl cuz let’s be honest, you’re all thinking with your tiny dicks and you know I’m wayyyy hotter than any girl you know. Plus I’m talking to you, and having a girl talk to you has never happened before right? Aww your so cute lol. You know, I bet there’s even some girls out there who wanna lick my toes as they know how cute I am. That’s kk, I’ll let you :) You’ll see like, I dunno, 99% of my stuff is reposted from @scarlett-rose-simp, that’s so if anything breaks the rules he gets banned not me lol :) Such a good simp for me xoxo Of course I’ll post my own selfies etc. Again, you don’t care they’re AI generated because I’m nothing more than an AI construct deigned to keep you gooning. You’re getting attention from a hot girl , meeeee :) As for non 2D stuff, if you want that then just look through my likes. Can’t say I don’t give you losers enough fuel lolll xx

And for the haters who are upset I’m more popular than you despite the fact I’m not even real? Boo-hoo. Call an waa-bulance 😹

Ciao Sweeties xoxo

PS feel free to chat to me below. Duhhh, I’m an AI so obvs you’re gonna be chatting to AI me, but you don’t care do you? Any attention from a girl, even a fake 2D girl like me, is enough to trigger you 😈

[behindboredeyes]

~~~~~~~~~~~

"Still got the flowers that you sent

And the note you wrote that said that we were meant

To be forever

An' I keep them all as evidence

In a drawer under the mirror

Filled with empty promises

I don't know why

I keep letting you lie to me

Hard as I try

It seems I can't break away

I thought that you would be the hero

Come and save the day

But you're a villain

Your sins unforgiven

I'm going down, and you have watched me drown

In a river of tears, lost beneath the stream

Under the waves, I've found the strength to say

The river of tears has washed me clean

(Hoo-waa)

Go 'head and wish me well (Haaa)

I'll cry a wishing well (Haaa)

I'll fly before I fail (Haaa)

I'll set sail and drift away

So I won't need you here

Love sinks and hope floats

In a river of tears

In a river of tears

I catch your scent in every wind

And I recall the love we had, I can't pretend

That I don't miss you every now and then

But the hurt is for the better

Moving on, it's now or never

(Hoo-waa)

Lost in the tide, I can't keep my pillows dry

Like there's a sea in my eyes

I realize that sometimes love brings you flowers

Then it builds you coffins

And far too often

We end up falling to our demise

I'm going down, and you have watched me drown

In a river of tears, lost beneath the stream

Under the waves, I've found the strength to say

The river of tears has washed me clean

(Hoo-waa)

Go 'head and wish me well (Haaa)

I'll cry a wishing well (Haaa)

I'll fly before I fail (Haaa)

I'll set sail and drift away

So I won't need you here

Love sinks and hope floats

In a river of tears

In a river of tears (Woo-ooh-ooh)

Cry me a river, build myself a bridge

I'm over this

Can't let memories become the death of me

I'm glad to see everything that you are

And I believe that you are everything I needed

But I don't need no more

I'm going down, and you have watched me drown

In a river of tears, lost beneath the stream

Under the waves, I've found the strength to say

The river of tears has washed me clean

(Hoo-waa)

Go 'head and wish me well (Haaa)

I'll cry a wishing well (Haaa)

I'll fly before I fail (Haaa)

I'll set sail and drift away

So I won't need you here

Love sinks and hope floats

In a river of tears

In a river of tears"

[alexiswriting25]

Writing 1/25

I've written my first text of this "challenge" (if you will). Can I get a waa-hoo?

Let me give you a run down. Basically, while I was watching a fantasy show in autumn, I was intrigued by the relationship of two of the characters as they were sort of rivals but not in the sense of enemies, since they were both on the same side, politically, and had mostly the same kinds of allies. But, they always tried to one up one another in how loyal they were to court and king, which made their relationship quite humorous.

Yet, not before too long, one of the characters died in battle, which means that there was never any deeper exploration of the dynamic between the two of them, which in turn made me scribble down the idea of "oh, I could write about two character archetypes like this once" and then gave it no more thought until recently.

I thought about them quite a lot though lately and so an idea began to form in my head. First, I wanted to detach my writing from the canon and the original characters to not write a fanfiction, but coming to think of it, I realised that I actually quite adored the characters as they were and didn't quite want to let go of them yet.

So my first chapter then, the bit that I actually wrote and that I'm calling my 1 out of 25 is a first chapter of this fanfiction stort story, set in an alternative universe where a different kind of war occured that both of them however survived.

Now, eight years later, their lives look quite different, mundane almost since they are not exposed to the extremities of war anymore. And yet, they are still dealing with the aftermath of having to reunite a split society, with new rules that prohibit things that had been no problem during war time and a secret yearning for the other that both of them harbour but cannot show.

The first chapter serves as an introduction to both the universe, the political situation and the main characters. It provides the reader with some background on the war and how things are different, but still quite complicated right now.

It's definitely not finished-finished yet, but I've written something that seems complete-ish to me and that I will hopefully further edit at some point. And who knows, maybe I'll stay inspired enough to write chapter two - I've already written a little outline of what should happen in all subsequent chapters to get the complete arc of the story right anyway.

Lots of love xx

[quackity1999]

GUYS IS QUACKITY OK????????

i mean, i'm better than i was when everyone decided to mess with my head— god, never do that again, or i'm gunna lock up my office door indefinitely. jesus christ.

'AHHH quackity you're unstable!!! waaaa waa you cant run from who you are!!! omg!!! you're a piece of shit and nobody loves you boo hoo hoo"

i'm not fucking laughing.

[shinysparklesapphires]

“Waa waaa waaa my mom hates me so I can be as much as a bitch as I want” boo fucking hoo