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[wyvernspirit]

Without fail

"Summary"

The actual plot of the fic in one to three sentences

Example:

"Hawks had looked it up online but there wasn’t a guidebook on how to hug someone. At least not one that didn’t contradict another website. There were seemingly no rules he could follow and excel at.

He hoped he wasn’t screwing this up. Especially now after what had happened"

Or

Hawks didn’t get hugged a lot growing up.

Then suddenly he’s experiencing it a lot.

In the end it comes in handy.

And if that interests you...!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46159381

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[unabletonotlovesatoru]

nsfw, read this to understand wtf is going on —> part one.

nanami knows exactly what’s going to happen.

the door to the archive room is slightly agape, and there’s only one person, aside from nanami, who could stumble upon it in the middle of a late night. knowing you are here, working late.

ino.

he’s well aware of the younger man’s quiet, lingering glances whenever you’re in the vicinity. it’s practically a game at this point—one that nanami’s become all too familiar with. the signs have been there: the way ino lingers in hallways, the subtle shifts in his body language when you’re nearby. and although nanami has allowed him the harmless flirtations, he knows this isn’t the kind of situation he’s willing to tolerate. not tonight.

inside the archive room, the air is thick with tension.

you’re pressed against the desk, your hands braced on the wood as nanami holds you firmly, his grip possessive as he pulls you closer, your back to him. the only thing that matters in this moment is the heat between the two of you—the way his fingers trail over your skin, the way his lips press against the curve of your neck as you gasp softly, barely able to focus on anything but the way he makes you feel.

“nanami…” you murmur, breath hitching as his lips move lower, his hands pushing you to the edge of control.

he doesn’t answer at first, his actions speaking louder than words. his hands travel beneath your shirt, his fingers pressing against your skin with an almost maddening precision. his touch is deliberate, skilled, drawing soft moans from you as you struggle to hold onto the edge of the desk.

nanami hums, a little dismissive, as his hands lower down your body, hiking up your skirt to touch the heated skin of your thighs, cold fingers making you shudder under him as you lean forward with shaky breaths. nanami leans with you, chest unwilling to pry away from your back, aching to keep you as close as possible.

you’re lost in him. you can barely focus on anything but the way his body molds to yours, how his presence swallows you whole. his breath is hot against your ear, his voice deep and soothing as he murmurs your name. groans loud enough for you to hear and pushes his fingers between your thighs so you gasp — loud enough for ino to hear.

but just as you’re lost in the pleasure of his touch, something catches nanami’s eye. he sees the slight shift in the doorway—the silhouette of someone standing just outside, too still, too quiet. it’s ino, of course. he stands at the threshold, eyes wide, caught in the act of watching.

nanami’s jaw clenches, but he doesn’t flinch. he knows exactly what he needs to do despite how much the realisation makes him sick. he’d like to ignore everything and act like you and him are the only people in the world, yet there’s a lesson to be taught.

a lesson ino hadn’t learned the first time.

he keeps his focus on you, his hands stilling for a moment, drawing a soft gasp from your lips in confusion. your head falls back into the crook of his neck, unaware of the silent interaction unfolding behind you. nanami’s gaze hardens as it locks onto ino, his stare cold and commanding as he catches the younger man’s eye through the crack in the door.

the message is clear: stay away.

ino’s breath hitches in the silence, his wide eyes meeting nanami’s unblinking gaze. there’s no hiding from that look—the warning, the silent threat in the depth of nanami’s stare. for a long moment, neither of them moves. it’s a standoff of sorts, and nanami doesn’t budge, even as ino shifts uncomfortably, looking like a deer caught in headlights.

nanami pushes his hips forward and you whine, needy, adorably unaware of your surroundings, waiting for him to take you properly. you kiss wherever you can reach, making nanami tilt his head to the side as he allows you to suck on his neck, mark him. his eyes are still on takuma though.

two of his fingers, hand still nestled between the plush of your thighs, push inside whilst he rubs messy circles onto your clit with the heel of his palm. moan after angelic moan escape your pretty, parted mouth and one of your hands leave the edge of the desk to grasp his wrist, body twitching with burning pleasure. nanami kisses the top of your head, dirty words leaving his mouth as if he’s talking about work and not about fucking you senseless on the desk.

finally, after what feels like an eternity, ino pulls away, slowly retreating from the doorway, his face flushed with embarrassment. he doesn’t say a word, but nanami doesn’t need him to. the point is made. the message has been received.

only then does nanami turn his full attention back to you, and you, blissfully unaware, remain in his grasp, still trembling from the sensation of his touch. he turns you around as he shushes you comfortingly, your voice breaks the tension, breathy and soft, as you lean into him, your hands trailing over his chest, seeking more of him.

“nanami,” you whisper, the need in your voice sending a thrill down his spine. “please…”

he smirks, his lips brushing against your neck again, and in that moment, he’s all yours again. “don’t worry, darling,” he murmurs, his voice low and possessive. “we’ll finish this, just the way you want it. and no one will interrupt again.”

you have no idea what just happened. you have no idea who was watching, or that there was anything out of place at all. all you know is nanami, and the way he makes you feel, so completely consumed by his touch.

and that’s enough for him. he holds you tighter, making sure that tonight, you belong only to him.

[tidesreach]

the absolute tragic irony that buck chooses now of all times to internalise his feelings is so Delicious like buck "this is literaly tearing me apart but i will push all of my feelings deep down inside me to support the man i love" buckley and eddie "this is what i needed but also why didn’t you fight me to stay? why didn't you give me another option?" diaz. SCREAAAAAM. it's so crazy. because any other time buck would be doing his utmost to keep eddie. but he can’t. because this is about christopher. so he's staunchly supportive. TOO supportive one might say. which is great! for eddie! right? because this is what he needs. to move to texas! that's the only option. right? so it's so so great that buck is being so supportive in this! best friend of all time! except why does buck not asking him to stay feel like a knife through his fucking ribs? weird.

[hazelcallahan]

the day fans learn to differentiate between “bad writing” and “things i personally didnt like” is the day i finally know peace

[croh3]

Ratiodei but it's the ancient Greek marriage proposal of throwing an apple at someone

THIS ONE IS SO FUNNY I HAD TO DRAW IT

[mothinabottle]

:b

Need to pack my stuff. Sorry

[pinliteral]

@wolfang1273

and all that with jj right there in the back miss emily elizabeth prentiss???

[leucanella]

ive had this image of bee open in a tab on my browser for over a week

[justsomeantifas]

Every time I post something on this website like “it should be easier for people to do communal exercises” “it should be easier for people to have fruits and vegetables” “it should be easier for people to have nice places to walk” I get people telling me I’m ableist

Okay. I guess you can do the work of our oppressors for us using the language of the academics to study our pain.

Tell us we should be happy with no sidewalks

Tell us we should be happy with slop microwaved in plastic and monster energy and never have access to leafy greens in our stores should we ever dare to want a salad.

Tell us we should be happy with no free public access to sports or gyms or dance.

I’m certain this is about making it safer for the poor by stripping us of anything you deem unnecessary.

[cookiedough77]

you think since gabriel and nathalie were out all the time and emilie was getting sicker by the day that she spent time with amilie, colt, and felix, bringing adrien along of course so she could have a break of taking care of him, getting rest while she is literally dying.

dont get me wrong im a big fan of young adrien having to take care of himself but idk my brain...

it would also make more sense as to how felix and adrien used to have a better relationship, they used to see eachother a lot more

idk werepapas is just making me think... I JUST NEED MORE INFO ON ADRIENS CHILDLIFE I NEED TO KNOW

[serailovesbagelsetc]

and why shouldn’t he

Sauron used his pretty privilege to go from war prisoner to high priest

[justaz]

I find snow bunny Percy hilarious so I hc Rachel as a light skin boho type girl bc we know his bi awakening was Beckendorf, his soulmate and love of his life is Annabeth Chase, and his little fling with Rachel is funnier to me if she’s also black. Calypso with vitiligo yeah. Zeus’s casting making Jason also black? YEAH. YEP. Sorry. Percy is a snow bunny. Unless I have those days where I hc him as [insert ethnicity here]. I don’t make the rules.

[azaleastobloom]

Angela Girratana is like the princess of Smosh to me

[thatswhatsushesaid]

looks like we're doing this again!!!

adding the three others i've seen just within the last 2 hours

happy friday!!!

hey jin guangyao enjoyers, let's play a game

next time the bad take harvest in the tags or on reddit or wherever is particularly bountiful, use this template to gamify your fandom experience! also if you get a bingo, i'll make you a funny meme of your choosing.

* oops yes i know jgs was never xiandu; i meant to write "as jin-zongzhu" in that square and forgot

[papita-sad]

Después de mucho tiempo, hoy volví a plantearme y planear seriamente el matarme.

Pero bueh, que mas da.