#wHaTevEr

[theriu]

This is a gentle, earnest reminder to anyone who needs to hear it that no matter what the media tries to tell you, no matter how fearmongering some people try to be, no matter what happens in this one election, it will be okay. Please don't lose hope if your candidate doesn't win. The world will not end no matter who gets into office. Some people want us to be afraid and at each others' throats, but hating each other isn't going to make things better or solve our problems. We're all people and we all have value.

If things get too stressful, you are not weak or wrong to take time for yourself, away from the news and the yelling, and focus on all of the beautiful, good things in your life that aren't going away. Family. Friends. Sunshine. Your favorite snack. Pretty colors. Pets. Those funny memes. That show you like. A warm beverage.

Rest. Humans are not meant to carry every weight of the world on their shoulders at once. Allow yourself to trust and believe that there is still good in the world no matter who is in office.

[teddybeartoji]

suguru pspspspsps'ing you after you turn away from him in order to sulk and pout bc he loves teasing you. he twirls a strand of your hair between his fingers while looking at you with the fondest expression. he knows he only needs to do it one more time and you'll glare at him over your shoulder to him with scowl on your pretty face and then he'll just have to let out a singular coo to properly lure you back to him.

[padfoot-lupin77]

British English: it’s spelled COLOUR with a u!!!

American English: NO ITS SPELLED COLOR WITH NO U

French: …

English in general: what now

French: c o u l e u r

English: oh for fuck’s sake

[zilodak]

Starscream is such a sick name for such a grimy character.

[nine-tailedfox]

[crazysodomite]

It's really frustrating how overlooked central asia is. And the Caucasus. Nobody gives a shit. Never mentioned in any discussions unless it's to denigrate. Most people don't even know and don't want to learn. But whatever

[zihette]

polished glass

[socialbutterfly19]

How I’m taking on the day

[parakavka]

(via (1) 保護猫たんぽぽと虹の橋の柴犬アンちゃん on X: "そもそも犬を思い通りにしようと思うのが間違い https://t.co/fQ1FaO2QZJ" / X)

[voltzythedork]

Man, i love statistics. But i love breaking them more. Unfortunately i’m tired and maybe not creative enough rn.

the average tumblr user will see this post. they will feel compelled to open up the comments. when they do this they'll see that nearly every comment written is identical.

they all say "Man, I sure do love the hivemind".

with that exact same punctuation and capitalization.

upon scrolling further they might find comments that do not say this.

they will be compelled to reply to that comment with the word "Anomaly". and nothing more.

[puzzlevision]

trans phone and gay people and goo

[thqtcher]

I just woke up to this I’m going to shoot myself. This is awful.

Being a gay, intersex, trans Native American man with several disorders just put a massive fucking target on my back. I’m not saying that white gay people/trans people don’t as well but for me it’s going to get so much worse. I know it gets worse for EVERYONE but shut up. Just shut up.

I’m already viewed as some abomination at school and in ‘safe spaces’ now god knows what happens now. I’m trying to RECEIVE TREATMENT to make my body function as intended but who knows if trump’s uneducated campaign will put me at risk of DYING.

For any trump supporters on here (if you exist) that even dare to call themselves just and progressive, you’ve failed. You’ve failed at being human. You’ve put the one person with nothing but hate and control on his mind in power.

Why? So you could brag to everyone else lower to you? You’ll suffer too. But that won’t matter, will it? The only thing that matters is that you were right after all.

Let me humanize me in the mind of anyone that still thinks what just happened is a “good choice”.

My name is Andreas/Heeler. I’m a gay intersex trans man who’s also Native American. I love other men and I’m hoping one day I could get married to someone and be happy. I’ve lived a long life of being alone and I want to remain hopeful that someone is out there for me.

Outside of being gay, I like to write. I write poetry about anything. I like painting, cooking, being outside, the rain, music, and my friends. I love my friends so much.

With trump elected, I lose everything. Right now, as I say all of this, my body is at great risk of shutting down/harming itself. Everyday I live with debilitating cramps and on top of this, I’m disabled.

If I’m found dead before my 16th birthday, just know I left with nothing but love in my heart for this world. I may leave before I can drive and know freedom. But damn. If you all outlive me, that’s good enough.

Make sure I’m wearing something nice in the casket if my body is identifiable.

[puck-luck]

I am not fooling around. Cole Caufield. GIT ur ass over here (said thru gritted teeth like a southern mom who doesn't want to cause a scene. I am also snapping my fingers and him and pointing to the area right next to me.) GIT boy GYIT CMERE

Do yall ever make posts and wonder wtf you're saying bc wtf was THAT^😭

Also that girl might be about 5'1-5'2 which YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSSSS I can finally visualize the height difference iiiii would have with Cole....😈

[bottledpopcorn]

No hate no shade but I fucking hate this lol

Like all I can think about is how the next 4 years will be hell on earth and no amount of memes can soften the blow, make it lighthearted, nothing at all

So like idk, this being 1 of the 1st things I see is kinda making me tweak ngl

Again, no hate no shade its literally your job, I just cant stand this rn

I'll probably delete this later but

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'Donald Trump won the election.' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

I am so sorry to be the bringer of bad news.

[teddybeartoji]

toji isn't inherently a hand holder but i will be making him into one TRUSTTTTTTTTT