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[placeboelysium]

Elizabeth Beaufort

"Oh, Liz is a bright one!" He grins broadly.

"I paid for that law degree myself, thinking it'll probably turn her all fancy, but hell, Harry -- she came back a firebrand socialist! Sometimes she even scares *me* with her zeal."

[lallelol]

Get Trigunned

Also i LOVE one pixel pressureless pens, its the aggie vibes

*Throws them*

[jazzyvlogs]

Late realization.

[aurae-rori]

SCREWLLUM OUR AROACE KING

listen

i know you might like to ship him with someone but

listen

hear me out

listen.

[katsukiloathing]

I made this last night and I’m pretty proud of it 🤑🤑🤑

F-slur 😼

[cheesecakeislazy]

So I was laying in bed, unable to sleep, because it’s summer and I’m an insomniac. When suddenly, I had a horny little idea. If you guys don’t like horny stuff- my next post won’t be horny <3

(FYI THIS SHIT IS HORNY AS FUCK AND IS NOT MEANT FOR CHILDREN!!)

Grinding For EXP

A F!Reader x BEN Smut

There he was. Your boyfriend. In all his glory. Just.. sitting there. BEN hasn’t moved in a while.. at this point, you were so used to him gaming all the time you didn’t really bother registering what game he was playing. All you do know is that BEN was currently grinding for some EXP.

Normally you would just do whatever you wanted to do, but right now? You really don’t know what got into you… he just looked so goddamn adorable sitting there. Listening to his small angry grunts, watching as his nose scrunched up, his ears twitching sharply every so often, he had his tongue stuck out just a little bit..

Of course, you always thought BeN was adorable- he’s your boyfriend for gods sake. Yet something inside of you needed to be fed. Like a deep desire to be touched! Oh…

…

It hit you like a truck.

…

You were horny for your boyfriend. You supposed that it made sense, the two of you haven’t been intimate for a while.. and also- who wouldn’t wanna be finger-fucked by a guy that knew how to move his hands at the speed of light? It took BeN a little to learn how to please you, but once he got the basic understanding of the whole ordeal, he was a master at the craft.

“UGH!! F-FUCKING SPAWNS T-TAKE-TAKING AGES!!” BEN’s loud yell brought you back to Earth, you figured that you didn’t just wanna ask him to fuck you. No no, that was too boring. You were gonna do it the fun way~

“Hey, Baby?” You slowly walked up behind bEN, it seems as if he had honestly forgotten that you were in the same room as he jumped lightly.

“Huh-? OH! S-Sorry.. W-Was I-I too loud? Am-Am I being.. an annoyance?” BEN always assumed the worst, the normal part of your brain wanted to give him a hug and tell him how amazing he was- Meanwhile the horny part of your brain wanted to show him how amazing he was by sucking his dick..

“No! Of course not, Baby! I just saw that you were getting pretty mad about…” You looked over at the screen, he was mad about Undertale spawns? Ah… genocide.. that checks out. “Your little genocide run, so I decided to come over and help you relax! Could I… sit in your lap?”

BEn looked like he was about to faint right then and there, the cutie got so red in the face..

“A-Ah.. Of Course!! Anything for you, Babes!” BEN shifted his blankets around so you could sit on his lap comfortably. You have him a quick thanks as you made yourself comfortable.

After a few minutes of small talk, cuddles, and watching him play- you decided that you were bored and were gonna put your plan into action. At first, it just looked like you were trying to shift your position to get more comfortable. However.. you kept doing it.. over and over again.. BEns got a dirty mind, of course he thought you were teasing him, but he tried to ignore it in case you weren’t.

You were honestly starting to get annoyed, you’ve been subtly grinding on him for nearly 10 minutes! He had a boner, you knew that for certain, but he was trying really hard to muffle his whines- and he has actually succeeding this time! That was it. You’re done with trying to be subtle! You’re gonna be foward!

This time, it was obvious that you were grinding on him, you noticed that BeN was gripping the controller pretty tightly. So.. you grinded on him harder and harder until..

“A-Ah~ Baby.. M-Maybe you-you should-shouldn’t move s-so much..”

Ben looked like he wanted to die, he loved you- but when he was submissive, he was a submissive bitch.

But you didn’t fear God, so you turned around in his lap in order to face him directly. You stared into his eyes as you ground your hips into his hard-on, causing him to let out a much louder yelp of pleasure as you continued.

BEN realized where this was going and paused the game, setting the controller down in order to grab your hips as you grinded into him.

You were honestly having a lot of fun just watching his eyes roll into the back of his head, his lips parted as he pants desperately for you, occasionally bucking his hips upwards into yours in an attempt to get more pleasure out of the experience.

If you were being completely honest, you totally would’ve been perfectly fine with just grinding on him all night long- but before you could tease him any further, he grabbed your wrist and within seconds had you pinned to the sofa. From how he was acting, you assumed you were going to be the one on top- but clearly.. BEN had different plans.

“Baby.. as m-much as I-I love-love it when you tea-tease me.. it’s not fair! Having s-such a beautiful wom-woman on top of me.. m-moving her h-hips like a-a goddess? No.. I can’t be having my p-per-perfect darling do something w-where she does all the work!” BEN stared lovingly into your eyes, it was almost hypnotic…

BEN carefully began grinding his cock into you, both of you still fully clothed. He began biting and licking your neck, leaving love-bites and hickeys everywhere. Carefully, he began removing your top, staring at your chest. BEN never really cared that much about a girls chest, but yours? Holy moly.. to him, your chest was a masterpiece that needed to be marked as his.

This time, BEN wasn’t as gentle as he bite and sucked at your breasts. Bite marks and hickeys covering your breasts and neck, you knew this night would be a long one.. and you couldn’t wait for it to really begin. BEN began to kiss down your body, licking and biting your sensitive spots as he began removing your pants. As soon as he saw the giant wet spot soaking through your panties, he practically moaned in delight.

“Baby~! Ah~ Is this-this all because of- of me~? You’re so.. adorable~” Ben said as he pressed two fingers against your cunt, causing you to flinch and let out a quick yelp of pleasure. Taking his sweet ass time, Ben removed your panties. Spreading your legs wide open as soon as they were long gone, now placed haphazardly somewhere on the floor.

BEN admired your soaking wet entrance as he licked his lips, just to be safe, he looked up at you for approval. You, of course, nodded your head at him as quickly as you could possibly do. BEN removed his shirt and tossed it somewhere in his room, before bending over and taking a quick lick between your folds. You squealed in delight, smooshing his head between your thighs. Ben adored eating you out, you always acted adorable as he did it. Not only that, but you tasted like perfection~!

Nearly as soon as BEN got a taste, he couldn’t stop. BEN began to eat you out like it was the first meal he’s had in years; sucking your clit and teasing it with his tongue, kissing your entrance and shoving his tongue inside, fucking you with his tongue as his nose prodded at your clit. You were a fucking mess, you had BeN trapped between your thighs as he ate you out, moaning out his name so loud you were certain the entire mansion could hear you. And the thought of that turned you on so much more~

BEN could hear your moans getting more frantic as your thighs clenched around his head even tighter, you were getting close to cumming. BEN somehow managed to speed up just a little bit more, moaning into your core as he grinded his clothed dick into the sofa. Everything he did just made you tip over the edge until you finally saw stars and squirted all over BeN’s face. You were still recovering from your orgasm as BEN removed his sweatpants and boxers- his cock leaking precum from how badly it begged to fuck you. And you were more than happy to let him pound you like you were some toy of his.

BEN kissed you gently on the lips, once again asking if you wanted him, he always asked for consent. You nodded, speaking a verbal yes to scare away any of his possible fears. BEN nodded at you, his ears extremely tinted pink as they twitched. His ears twitched more and more as he slowly began to enter your core. The sound of his cock entering you sounded like something out of a porno, a factoid that made BeN so fucking horny for you in that very moment, more so than he already was.

Like always, BEN started off slow, slow yet deep thrusts that made you whimper and beg for more. BEN grabbed your thighs and held them up as he began to thrust faster and faster. Your mind fell blank and filled up with a lustful fog as his cock filled you up, perfectly hitting the spot in your body that makes you let out almost animalistic moans and whines.

BEN’s bedroom echoed with the sounds of your moans, his heavy panting and whimpers, and the sound of his skin slapping against yours.

Ben moved one of his thumbs closer to your clit, rubbing gentle yet harsh circles. Bringing you so much closer to your orgasm, you loudly moaned his name, your walls tightly clenching his cock, as if to milk him dry of his inevitable orgasm.

BEN fucked you faster and harder as he felt his cock twitch inside you, he was going to cum soon- but he has to make sure you came before he did. Rubbing your clit even faster and he spoke showers of praises to you. You let out a musical of moans and whimpers as your pussy clenched around him again, cumming and creaming all over his cock.

The feeling of your orgasm on him made BEN go into the deepend, thrusting even faster as he chased after his orgasm- harshly biting your neck as he made you cry with pleasure and overstimulation.

Finally, BEN came inside you with a loud moan and flopped on top of you. Holding you close as the both of you tried to catch your breathes.

The two of you sat in comfortable, loving silence..

Until suddenly BEN bucked his hips into you again.

This was going to be.. an amazing night~

[fefifofoggy]

Coming back to the HP fandom after a decade just feels like getting hit by a train.

What is jegulily? Slytherin skittles ??? Rosekiller this, rosekiller that?? Who is Panda?—like Panda from JJK ???

Dorlene is cool?? poc aspiring divination professor with the jock lesbian who’s a chaser? Beater?? Keeper? Idk what’s going on but she’s got cool hair and an even cooler gf.

Why are Death Eaters cool now. Am I missing something here.

And what is going on with Mary?? (Not to sound like a nincompoop but back in my day when I was a youngin and consuming fanfic, Mary Macdonald was an Asian Muggleborn who wanted to be an entomologist like her parents???)

And then she received her letter and the only thing that changed was she wanted to become a magi-entomologist as well??? ??? When did the fandom change this?

Like it’s fine, that’s whatever, everyone consumes fandom at their own pleasure and interacts with it how they want to but like

What is going on here??

[wvoonie]

Silly question !!

Who wants to be tagged in my fics / hcs etc ?

( I sound desperate lol — this is not forced so it's okie of you don't want to 👍 )

@muuumuiiii @ramuunene @larz-barz @iincogneeto @blueberrypie20 (anyone else who's interested )

🌷

[69liesleft]

Yolay jumpscare

[plswtfdontdoitagain]

So just found out one of my friends, more like “ex-friends” actually has alot of patterns in his natal chart, like 3 grand trines (fire, air and water), 1 t square, 1 kite and 1 cradle

And Idk much about these patterns, so can someone enlighten me about it, is it common, or not ?

I'd be happy to learn

[vv1xennn]

god you can just tell when someone’s a lesbian,

(this is me, read my fanfiction, its very amateur, but i want to connect with other people, i am also a lesbian)

[sopefulheart]

after concert with yoongi

Yoongi has just finished performing The Last.

He comes walking through to backstage and Hani is among the first few people to congratulate him after the two-hour concert.

After he gets congratulations from the staff, Hani immediately pulls him into a hug and presses a kiss to his lips before saying anything. “Oh my god, you did so well!”

“Thanks, noona.” Yoongi slips his hand down to her waist and they look into each other’s eyes for what seems like an eternity before one of them says anything else.

Sweat drops down his brow and his medium-length hair sticks to his cheeks. Raking it back, he pants and caresses Hani’s cheek for a moment.

She knows that he wants to say so many things that he can’t due to the onlookers.

He flushes and tries to start a conversation. “Yeah, so, uh, AMYGDALA was a lot to perform.”

“I can’t imagine how hard it was,” Hani half-whispers, her warm breath on his lips. “Especially Snooze and The Last.”

“Yeah.” It seems like Yoongi’s still trying to hold back tears like he was a few moments ago on stage. “S’okay.”

“C’mon, let’s get you something to eat.” She throws her arm around him and walks him to his dressing room.

Fortunately, there’s some sushi there in the mini fridge that they can share. Yoongi and Hani sit curled up into each either as they eat, even though Yoongi’s still a little sweaty.

Finally alone, Yoongi feels like it’s safe to press a more meaningful kiss to Hani’s lips. She reciprocates eagerly, licking into his mouth and straddling his lap.

“Door locked?”

He nods and Hani peels off his suit jacket quickly, hurriedly unbuttoning his shirt as he watches under her. They kiss open-mouthed now, and Hani brings the kisses down to his neck and collarbone.

Yoongi gasps. “Mm, shit.”

“Did I tell you how hot you looked in that suit?” She whispers against his skin, nipping at it when he doesn’t answer.

“I-I believe you said something like that before the concert,” he struggles to get out.

“Well, I must’ve forgotten.” She chuckles darkly, igniting a fire in his belly. “Because you looked really fucking hot in that suit.”

“Thanks, noona.”

Hani feels on his waist and brings her hands down to his thighs, covered by the fabric of his pants. “You’re so pretty, baby.”

He moans.

“Yeah you do,” she whispers. “I love you.”

“Love you too.”

[unfortunately-lilith]

I find that as a writer, I try to foreshadow things or like hint at things to my friends like an author foreshadowing a characters death

[ishscenemo]

atp I'm just chatting to myself and my frenz on here ❗❗❗:SS... super fun doe no lies no lies 🔋

[cheesecakeislazy]

Y’all do not understand how badly I need a man that loves his kids. Like- I want that domesticated fluffy fanfiction lifestyle. Give me a man that genuinely wants to see his kids grow up into amazing people. Give me a man that spoils his kid as much as he spoils me if not more. It is honestly in my opinion literally the hottest, no- SEXIEST thing EVER. When a man just WANTS TO BE THE BEST DAD EVER. Literally gets me so excited and feet kicking happy to the point where I will probably never stop having children.

does this technically mean i like dilfs?