#w his dumb twink bf

[sillyyteeth]

my cat will not stop stepping on me while im busy drawing yaoi horses what is his problem.....

[volfoss]

Omg can u pleaseeeee rant about fanon prosciutto 🥰 I already do every day but I love the salt. Also fanon Kira 🤨

omg <3333 ok <3

prosciutto:

ENOUGH OF MAKING THIS MAN A DADDY!!! ENOUGH OF MAKING HIM CRAZY DOMINANT!!!!! HE IS ANCIENT!!!! as someone who (unfortunately) consumes a lot of LS content and regrets going into the tag, its SO bad. people really just kinda? treat him like hes insanely kinky and weird about shit (i mean they do w like ALL of la squadra but <3 this is about prosciutto rn). i HATE suave prosciutto too like literally where in canon is he smooth talking or even really anything other than giving his little awkward pep talks to pesci/talking back to bruno. neither situation really feels like hes suave or would... well, be like how people treat him in fanon? like i rly rly think people take ONE aspect of his personality and run w it, which ig is understandable for him showing up for 2-3 episodes but also like think critically!! also omg i nearly forgot about sexist/misogynistic prosciutto which is SUCH a bad take... girl why are u writing abt ur fave and being like "wow he beats women 😍". i THINK its all derived from the ONE line towards trish (at least in the dub, i dont remember how he acts in the sub or manga off the top of my head and quite honestly i do not care enough to rewatch/reread) and people just are like omg hes so so full of hatred towards women. he literally never interacts w a woman like?? the entire time hes shown??? but yeah sure lets make his ONE trait be hates women. or that oh wow he REALLY hates pesci when its literally just a mentor mentee relationship! u literally DO NOT have to make them hate each other!! or make it so wow prosciutto hates spending time around him or like wow prosciutto is MADLY in love with him. there are literally other ways of viewing a relationship other than wow theyre best friends and they hate each other!!

also omg ship time!!!!! i hate rispro <3 and brupro (and obvi propesci) tbh. so uh lets start w rispro! ENOUGH of shoving the smaller guy into the mommy role!!! enough of being like wow prosciutto is such a twink!!! literally stop forcing two men into hetero-normative roles but sure ok <3 also literally?? they rly dont interact a lot in canon but the jojo fandom LOVES to ship small guy x kind of intimidating big guy (cough cough jotakak) for no reason so its not rly surprising. rispro makes prosciutto very feminine for literally NO reason, in the way that they have to contrast with how big and strong and so so scary risotto is. like theres art of them out there thats just like prosciutto tiny as shit and risotto towering over him when theres like what? 3 inches of a height difference in the anime? to me it rly feels like a ship for people that don't really think about either characters differently than the common fanon perception.

brupro time omg <3 so bruno is 20!! important factor for the jojo fandom who doesnt rly like to check ages for characters <3 and prosciutto doesnt rly have a canon age but definitely seems older than bruno (idk i feel mid to late 30s). and the common dynamic ppl put them in is wow ex bfs/divorced. all important info before i get into my problems with it. to me it feels rly rly weird bc bruno is young (and as someone who is 20 it feels weird as shit for people to be like omg divorced esp w the age of marriage in italy being 18 iirc) and like?? you just want enemies to lovers when they fought once and again!!! barely interacted!!! its literally not interesting or fun, and people just rly rly dwell on their dynamic being either divorced or idk pta moms (😒). like its literally so so boring bc again they literally barely interacted and its just?? rly rly dumb.

anyways to conclude- fanon pros is SO bad and like one of the worst fanon receivers for LS and i am literally so sick of any ship w him!!

kira:

prefacing this with i do not consume a ton of fanon for him bc i am SURE it is mostly rly bad. from the little ive seen, its a lot of either wow hes the worst (true as fuck! but hes also more nuanced than that side of the fandom perceives him) or wow omg... best dad and husband ever. taking the first half on first, i think its genuinely a lot of perceiving him as rly just a villain and not as a character if that makes sense? not saying that they dont really understand him but it feels like on a sliding scale of sympathetic nice guy -> completely irredeemable villain, people go to the opposite ends without realizing there can be nuance in his character. he is literally just a little loser that kills people and sucks!! onto the other half because holy shit the dad kira and wow husband kira so domestic stuff is so so prevalent. the good dad thing is so??? guys... guys listen to me. did we forget the entire second half of DiU? where he literally killed hayato and trapped him in a death loop? but yeah sure he would be SUCH a good dad, wow i cant believe that trying to kill your kind of son is such a good dad move omg... like again i KIND OF get wanting to make a dad thats in jojo be good but also literally he is the LAST candidate for being a good dad. and as for being a good husband, he literally only showed care for shinobu once (when she nearly died bc of stray cat) and everything else was literally all manipulative. he wasnt kissing her before work on the time loop day because he wanted to, it was LITERALLY a powermove over hayato. it wasnt because he actually loved or cared about her. genuinely he uses the people around him, he isnt a nice guy like remotely. i understand wanting to romanticize stuff but this guy literally thinks about (and nearly does) strangling her multiple times?? but yeah omg wow best husband ever award.

[isa-ah]

Actually, he does count as a hobby. How'd you come up with him?

he's what i wish i could have been. a short bony cis twink with nice hips and thighs, messy brown hair styled up, big dumb doe eyes and long lashes. he's got a boyish excited air around him and he's charming and reckless in loving the people around him. he follows his passions, does what he wants to do and is successful in it. he's unapologetically open and affectionate and he does it all despite how he was raised. for me it's.. i guess cathartic that he comes out of a physically (and otherwise) abusive home bc of all the shit i was put through, there were no scars or bruises that I can show people and be like "this is what they did to me." it's all inside and that's a lot harder to empathize with, that's a lot harder to address and people just don't care about suffering they can't see. so. isaiah having bruises and scars and blood on him is cathartic because it's there, you can see his hurt, and no one would ever doubt him on it. beyond that uh he's stupid, gay and autistic so basically me. stimmy loud boy.. he has too much love in his heart to hold and he's loved for it.

on a more literal note, having a short comfort character is great bc all of his bfs can gather him up like a baby burrito and hold him.. his hair is styled off someone's old oc i used to draw bc ive always loved the look. his palette is brown on brown on a slight tan bc it's close to my own look while giving him a lil bit more of an outdoor vibe. the heterochromia was on a whim bc ive always loved brown and aqua together and it broke up the monotony of his naked palette. his clothes are messy and baggy bc i like how it accentuates his curves and size and his missing leg is a reflection of my own like .. disconnect w my leg? his service dog is my ideal service dog if i can ever afford to have one. he gets to have the bumbling gay small-town experience growing up that i feel like i didn't get to experience bc im trans. it's very largely a reclamation of the boy i didn't get to be growing up and the boy i don't get to be now bc im pre t.

[hobgobbin]

Here are a whole handful of numbers for Dellengr!: 2 4 6 11 14 18 20 27 28 31 32 33 37 41 42 46 I guess you don't have to answer them all if you don't want, since that is a lot.

OC Asks

ogh jesus ggsdhd I’ll put most of these under a readmore so this ask doesn’t become 5 miles long but thank you !!

2. Does your OC collect anything? What do they collect?

He collects any fabrics he can get his hands on as well as any nice crystals/minerals/shiny rocks !

4. What kind of clothing does your OC wear? 

Mostly light, airy clothes, he likes colorful clothes if he can find them. Also anything sheer, lacey, or with fur on it

6. What’s your OC’s favorite animal? Least favorite? 

Favorite animal is birds !! all birds !! but especially peacocks

Least favorite is NONE, he loves every animal !!!

11. What are your OC’s hobbies?

Sewing, Caring for animals, Bothering people, Talking/Listening to people, Gardening

14. What foods does your OC like to eat? What are their least favorite foods?

Dell is a simple bitch who likes fruits, cheese, and potatoes. He’s not a huge fan of red meat.

18. What are your OC’s greatest fears? Weaknesses? Strengths?

He’s afraid of the dark, which isn’t a huge issue bc he can make light, but it becomes a VERY big issue if his lights go out/don’t work. His weaknesses are that he’s dumb and has bad taste in men and his Strengths are that he is hot and also he can probably bench press you despite being a twink ass bitch

20.If they came from their world to ours (if not already in our’s) how would they react? What would they do?

He’d be suuuuuper jarred by all the technology and shit going on, but he’d be really into avant-garde fashion (and fashion in general) and he’d be absolutely thrilled about zoos.

27 & 28 were answered

31.What is their most traumatic memory/experience? What is their favorite memory?

He was temporarily blinded once, which is what brought about his fear of the dark/not being able to see what’s around him; He was stabbed in one eye and the other got some fire in it while he was fighting something, they were healed with some magic but he kinda stopped fighting after that.

His favorite memory is finding and hatching a dragon egg! Baby Kleng was one of the most amazing things to happen to him since baby dragons are so rare, and also adorable.

32.If they could have one thing in the world, what would it be?

Hot bf w/ a big di

33. Would they ever kill someone? What would someone have to do to push them to kill someone? If they would kill someone, why?

No, he wouldn’t kill someone unless like, he had to. He would kill someone if they were trying to kill him or anyone else he cares a lot about, but he would try to calm them down or incapacitate them first. He can and will kill if someone comes hunting for Kleng tho.

37.What’s something that your character does, that other people don’t normally do?

He makes cool weapons outta gemstones/crystals and sometimes he enchants them

41.What does your character do when they’re angry? Why?

He yells and lights things on fire. Not like, in a destructive way, he just screams at the sky and then builds some things out of sticks to light ablaze.

42.Does your character have any scars? Where did they get them from?

He got his titty scars from when his titties got cut off

46. Your character is given a voodoo doll of themself. What do they do with it? Do they see if it actually works?

He doesn’t know what a voodoo doll is so he just thinks its a cute lil doll of him and he puts it on a shelf in his house