#vs meme

[natiebugs]

The doll I want

🆚

The doll my parents got for me on Amazon

[prokopetz]

One of the reasons the walrus-versus-fairy thing was so contentious is that not only did the person who originally posed the question strongly believe the correct answer was obviously the fairy, their reasoning for why the fairy was obviously more surprising was that seeing a fairy would instantly refute the validity of human reason as a tool for understanding the universe and bring your entire worldview crashing down. The sensible response is, of course, to point out that people don't work like that, and realistically nobody is going to see something mildly inexplicable and fall to their knees wailing in existential despair unless we're living in an H P Lovecraft novel, but I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably pay money to read a story about a dude having a full on Lovecraft protagonist breakdown in response to seeing Tinkerbell.

[the-dragon-girl-27]

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

[rubbarband]

☭

Send ☭ for a vs. battle quote to your muse

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@dustxechoes

Battle Intro: "What are you gonna do? Shoot me?"

Victory: "I told you, that wouldn't work, I'm genetically lucky!"

Defeat: "OW! Now I hate lasers and plasma."

Requesting Assistance: "Do that thing where you slow down time and seem to get perfect headshots!"

Assisting Your Muse: "Thanks, I'm good on heals but I appreciate you."

Taunt: "I been waiting 300 years for my package, what are you Amazon?"

Reacting to Taunt: "I got owned by someone who reads charisma magazines!"

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[catboypalug]

The original 'virgin vs chad' meme

I feel like everyone is sick of those stupid soyjack vs Chad "my opinion is good and based and correct, your opinion bad and wrong and stinky" memes by this point, as they're some of the lowest forms of current internet 'humor.' But precisely because those memes are so bad and also everywhere, I feel it's worth giving some credit to the fact that the original "The Virgin Walk / The Chad Stride" was actually a brilliant meme.

"The Virgin Walk" image showed up first, and it was standard 4chan stuff - which is to say, highly negative. Just a whole bunch of random small traits that people can have, bundled together in an accusatory way to try and make people insecure about them having "virgin" posture, by the kind of people who genuinely worries about being an "alpha male" (Or possibly pointing out their own flaws as a form of self-hatred, flip a coin when it comes to 4chan)

And then, on another thread, someone made the Chad Stride edit to go along with it.

It's a great piece of satire by how simple it is. Just by taking the traits listed in the original image, then inverting and exaggerating them, the result is an absurd caricature of a man who does not (and should not) exist. Through exaggeration, it demonstrates how the people who constantly worry about seeming 'Chad-like' are chasing after behaviour that is utterly unhinged and disconnected from reality.

I think this gif demonstrates it perfectly by putting it in motion:

Virgin is a normal, if insecure dude. Chad is an absolute fucking maniac. (Not to mention all the references to violence in the image)

So, while it did degrade into those awful soyjak memes we all know and hate because that is the nature of the internet, I feel like it's worth remembering that in the original image that spawned this entire trend, you're supposed to laugh at Chad. You shouldn't want to be Chad, because he's the menace to society [ credit to the gif's creator: https://x.com/art_miguelito/status/1107313740033212417 ; thanks to @softwaring for linking it ]

[rrez-art]

My contribution to the show

[xkcdbracket]

news from twitter

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[sweeneydino]

Ahem.

I stayed up making these, you better use them

Only if you want to ofc 😇

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Got out of bed half awake to scribble this

[viveela]

That one twt meme but college days scollace

[prokopetz]

My take on the walrus knocking on your door versus a fairy knocking on your door thing is that I don't believe in magic or fairies whatsoever and I'd still be more surprised by the walrus. A fairy knocking on my door means I've made one bad assumption about how the world works; a walrus knocking on my door – in Saskatchewan, in February – means I'm wrong about a great many things.

[correlance]

"Fanon Alastor" vs. "Canon Alastor" by @madelezabeth (?), colored by me! I found the uncolored version posted to r/HazbinHotelMemes.

[rubbarband]

☭ for Garnet? In a sparring situation

Send ☭ for a vs. battle quote to your muse

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@always-together

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Battle Intro: "Okay, show mw what your universe is made of!"

Victory: "Heh, I'm getting better; thanks for the Match Garnet."

Defeat: "Damn I'll never beat him at this rate..."

Requesting Assistance: "I could use some of that crystal gem magic here!"

Assisting Your Muse: "Thanks for the back-up!"

Taunt: "Hey, maybe I should become a crystal jam and help you guys."

Reacting to Taunt: "Kal-li, she's singing while fighting me; she's literally singing!"

[spellboundcities]

Is it too late to make this joke

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