#vriska vs katya

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Tumblrwoman 2023 winner Vriska <3

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*announcer voice* IIIIIIIIN THE BLUE CORNER we have Vriska Serket, of Homestuck fame. She's a long-standing icon of Tumblr, around since the Homestuck Heydays in the early 2010s. She's beloved by many, and hated by many more. She's a bitch, she's a badass, she's pathetic, she's cunning, she's an idiot, she LARPS, she murders, she has all the irons in the fire, she's dead, she's alive, she's an asshole, she did nothing wrong, she's a force of personality that's hard to beat.

AND IN THE RED CORNER we have Katya Goncharova, from Goncharov, the fake film sensation that took tumblr by storm. A newcomer on the scene but already an icon, Katya is beloved for both her virtues and her flaws, neither of which actually exist. She was created by tumblr, for tumblr. She's a sapphic tragedy that never was, she's a murderer but may have been justified, she deserved better, she deserved worse, she's a survivor but she might be dead, she's an enigma and she belongs to all of us.

This will be the match to watch this round, to be sure. Will Vriska's long tenure and established reputation carry her to victory, or will the recentness and overwhelming power of her meme secure Katya the crown? Two powerful, badass women, but only one can gaslight gatekeep girlboss her way to the crown. WHO. WILL. IT. BE? Stay tuned!

[gh0stgarbage]

^ certified Vriska hater

[variantoutcast]

You can really tell the tumblr sexyman brackets hit the older population on here by who was winning, and the cecil sweep but the tumblr sexywoman brackets is definitely not circulating in that demographic

[missbehavior0u0]

OBLITERATE THE OPPOSITION! VOTE FOR OUR HONOR

[phecdasolar]

I am absolutely sweating but guys. PLEASE. VRISKA NEEDS TO WIN. She’s such a crucial part of Tumblr’s culture and history, and to quote someone during the Katya vs Vriska poll; “Tumblr made Katya, but Vriska made Tumblr.” She’s already winning against Eda, and I have faith in her to pull through. So if and when she wins against Eda, she has to beat Miku. Yes, Hatsune is a pretty big deal from what I know but like,,, she’s not Vriska

Like if you wanna put this into perspective, Vriska is probably my least favorite character in all of Homestuck, and yet I’m fighting for her so hard to win. She’s just like that I guess.

Honestly I’m just in a Homestuck hyperfixation atm and really want Vriska to win also if she wins before the Sansmaeda wedding she can show up with something to brag to her dads’ about, I don’t know.

Vriskasweep don’t let me down

[calware]

honestly i fully, 100% believe that miku only lost to bayonetta because way too many people thought the tumblrwoman election was a sexywoman poll and picked bayonetta because she's hot and/or because miku is 16 😭 i saw so many people arguing about vriska and miku's ages in the notes, and saying they voted for katya, eda, bayonetta etc in the matchups on the basis that they're sexier than miku/vriska. and i think several of the previous poll results were influenced by people not getting it as well. like i'm sure SOME people voted bayonetta to sabotage miku but i don't think there was an actual concentrated movement for that or anything? as a vriska stan i'm disappointed with the results because vriska vs miku just would've been so much more fun.

YEAH NGL....

[taxi-boi]

i think we should all vote vriska right now

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

Tumblr Sexywoman Poll: Final Roster

Alright folks here's the final roster for my Tumblr sexywoman poll. Other people have done this but I want to see what kind of drama I can stir up this time. This will be a poll on which sexywoman is the most Iconic TM. What that means - if she's actually sexy, if she had cultural impact, if you just like her character, etc - is up to the individual voter.

Polls for each round will be up at 8 AM PST, with round 1 starting on February 7. Rounds 1 and 2 will last for one day each, rounds 3 and 4 will last for 2 days each, and round 5 will last for three days. Just to build dramatic tension. (EDIT: I checked and Tumblr is lame, unfortunately, so my only options are to keep the poll up for a day or a week. I will keep the first three rounds up for a day each. I'll probably have the last two rounds up for a day too but if enough people thing keeping one or both of them up for a week is good for dramatic tension I will do that.) I will also have a one-day buffer between each round to prepare for the next one. (Please bear with me - I'm a student.)

A disclaimer: I don't know almost half the franchises on this roster. I only know them from the sheer volume of horny fanart of said characters that crosses my dash via osmosis. I am aware some characters on here are minors in canon, and there may be more in the franchises that I don't know.

The inclusion of canonically underage characters does not reflect my values, only that I've seen a lot of people on Tumblr sexywoman-ify them. Regardless of whether it was right in the first place, I've seen people on Tumblr be horny about all the characters on this list. To not include them on this poll would be disingenuous.

This post will be pinned and updated with links to the polls for each round. All polls will be tagged "tumblr sexywoman poll" on my blog in case I don't get around to updating the links right after the polls are up. While I LOVE to see people arguing over their blorbos this poll is just one elaborate shitpost on my end so I hope everyone keeps it lighthearted and fun. May the best Tumblr sexywoman win!

Pandora

EDIT #1: Polls for round 1 are linked here. Sorry for the delay, everyone!

Katya Goncharov Vs. Vriska Serket - Winner: Vriska Serket (59%)

Catra Vs. Bowsette - Winner: Catra (61%)

Sally Vs. Queen - Winner: Queen (69%) (nice)

Malfina Vs. Ianthe Tridentarius - Winner: Ianthe Tridentarius (54%)

Loona Vs. GLaDOS - Winner: GLaDOS (77%)

Marceline Vs. Cassandra - Winner: Marceline (74%)

Doc Ock Vs. Princess Luna - Winner: Doc Ock (67%)

Jessie Vs. Riza Hawkeye - Winner: Jessie (54%)

Hornet Vs. Eda Clawthorne - Winner: Eda Clawthorne (58%)

Rouge the Bat Vs. Shego - Winner: Shego (66%)

Zarya Vs. Hatsune Miku - Winner: Hatsune Miku (66%)

Monika Vs. Lord Dominator - Winner: Monika (63%)

Ena Vs. Franziska Von Karma - Winner: Franziska Von Karma (55%)

Isabelle Vs. Lady Dimitrescu - Winner: Lady Dimitrescu (85%)

Lusamine Vs. Junko Enoshima - Winner: Junko Enoshima (69%) (nice)

Lapis Lazuli Vs. Yor Forger - Winner: Yor Forger (68%)

EDIT #2: Roster for round 2. The polls will be up at 8 AM PST on February 9th.

EDIT #3: Round 2 polls are up!

Vriska Serket Vs. Catra - Winner: Catra (56%)

Queen Vs. Ianthe Tridentarius - Winner: Queen (50%) (holy shit)

GLaDOS Vs. Marceline - Winner: GLaDOS (69%) (nice)

Doc Ock Vs. Jessie - Winner: Jessie (58%)

Eda Clawthorne Vs. Shego - Winner: Eda Clawthorne (64%)

Hatsune Miku Vs. Monika - Winner: Hatsune Miku (60%)

Franziska Von Karma Vs. Lady Dimitrescu - Winner: Franziska Von Karma (51%)

Junko Enoshima Vs. Yor Forger - Winner: Yor Forger (73%)

EDIT 4: The age of Junko, Vriska, and Resident Evil big lady ends now! The classic Tumblr sexywomen have been massacred this round. Special shout out the Ace Attorney fans for getting Franziska Von Karma to just barely beat Lady Dimitrescu. It can't have been easy. Also special shout out to Deltarune and Locked Tomb fans. there were 127 votes on that poll and Queen barely just beat out Ianthe. I did the math and if the votes were split 50/50, then Queen only got one more vote than Ianthe. Every vote counts, people!

Roster for round 3. The polls will be up at 8 AM PST on February 11th.

EDIT #4: Round 3 polls are up!

Catra Vs. Queen - Winner: Catra (52%)

Jessie Vs. GLaDOS - Winner: Jessie (59%)

Eda Clawthorne Vs. Hatsune Miku - Winner: Eda Clawthorne (70%)

Yor Forger Vs. Franziska Von Karma - Winner: Yor Forger (53%)

Also, nominate someone for my Vriska poll coming next week!

EDIT #5: Roseter for round 4. Polls will be up at 8 AM PST on February 13th.

It is with a heavy heart that I announced that Franziska Von Karma has been defeated. Kudos to the Ace Attorney fandom. You tried your best. I've been told that since like 50% of my followers followed me for The Owl House, that this poll was rigged. Maybe I should have made this poll on a side blog to distance it from all the TOH stans for a fairer poll. Guess we'll see if Eda likers or Yor likers come out on top this round. On the other side, I didn't expect Catra OR Jessie to make it this far. Props to Catra for defeating Vriska AND Queen holy shit.

EDIT #6: Round 4 guys. Sorry for the delay:

Catra Vs. Jessie - Winner: Jessie (64%)

Eda Clawthorne Vs. Yor Forger - Winner: Eda Clawthorne (52%)

EDIT #7: Roster for round 5. This is the final round, so I'll put the poll up for a full week. The poll will be up at 8 AM PST on February 15th.

EDIT # 8: Final Round! This poll will be up for a week. I'll probably unpin this post in favor of the Vriska poll roster when I have that up. Probably around the 18th. The winner of the sexywoman poll will crown the winner of the Vriska poll when that ends.

Jessie Vs. Eda Clawthorne

Thanks for voting, everyone!

Pandora

[cornfield-doe]

I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT MEGALOVANIA FROM UNDERTALE WOULDN'T HAVE EXISTED WITHOUT VRISKA (and earthbound, but both Undertale and Homestuck were influenced by earthbound) IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOMESTUCK BUT KNOW ABOUT UNDERTALE YOU SHOULD KNOW UNDERTALE IS BASICALLY HOMESTUCKS' DESCENDANT.

ALSO VRISKA HAS BEEN ON THIS SITE FOR LIKE A DECADE AND A BIT MORE AND KATYA WAS LIKE SOME PHENOMENON THAT WILL BE REMEMBERED MORE LIKE AS A JOKE WHILE VRISKA HAS WAY MUCH MORE LEGACY.

VRISKASWEEP

(i swear Hatsune vs vriska will be tense as fuck because I love both)

[frozenbluecookies]

Well, that was quick. Katya and Vriska are up against each other now, and Shego and Riza are both currently losing their matches

Calling it now, the tumblrwoman semifinalists are gonna be Katya Goncharov, Hatsune Miku, Vriska, and either Shego or Riza Hawkeye.

Unless they go up against each other before then. They're the only ones with the power to defeat each other

[shartfinz]

if you guys cheated on the Tumblr woman polls you're literally annoying as hell vriska could've beaten Miku it would just mean being more active about it like the Katya poll (which was really fun) but if she didn't it'd still be soooo fun to be a part of because it's literally MIKU that's funny

vriska vs this rando is anticlimactic

[iknaenmal]

Tbh this whole vriska vs katya poll thing has made me like vriska even more so

[rainewintersnow]

Donate more eyes to Vriska today

This is an old-ish doodle but here we go. There's like 10 hours left on the Vriska vs Katya poll as of me posting this and it's split at 50/50. Come on guys. Vote for Vriska. Every vote is another eyeball. If she wins I will draw them all.

[werewolftits]

https://at.tumblr.com/lutzlig/vriska-serket-homestuck-vs-katya/iue5mn29s8v2

a vote for vriska is a vote for the spirit of tumblr. katya goncharov does not have the staying power of the original tumblr woman. the true icon of what this website represents. don't let katya take the vote just because goncharov was more recent and is on everyone's mind.

[bungerc0re]

vriska vs katya is the sans vs cecil thing again but worse this time because katya is less than a year old. we've been over this cmonnn vote 8lue