#voting some of these gets you killed instantly btw

[aita-blorbos]

….AITA for killing someone and then accidentally being at fault for another murder?

Look,I need to give some background here.I am 15M and I got stuck in a school inside another world with some other people(most important to the story being lily(16M) Bluebell(19F) lotus(18M) and Alstroemeria(18F) of which are not their real names btw).basically the rules of this place are that if you want to leave you need to kill someone and not get figured out in a class trial,if you get caugh,you get executed,if you DONT get caught,everyone else gets executed and you get to leave.

By this point,two murders had occurred,i wasn’t THAT handy in the trials,I only occasionally refuted people when they were wrong and happened to be the one who called out the culprits…twice.there were motives in the game that were meant to entice us to murder,and this week’s motive was hallucinations.

So I was with bluebell in the warehouse…and I got a hallucination about a childhood friend yelling…not so nice things at me so I threw one of the carts at it,but bluebell happened to be standing there and….

I panicked,I was just sitting on the floor for a few minutes while I was pondering what to do…

That’s when lily came in.

He was horrified at first,though he seemed less horrified at the murder itself and more that I would get executed for it.

He helped me get up and cover up everything.though at first he seemed panicked now he looked like he just didn’t have the capacity to react.

We lied our way through the trial,finding out that another person had actually killed someone first and therefore I wouldn’t be executed.

After that I just couldn’t help but feel guilty,not only did I kill someone in cold blood but I lied to get out of consequences and didn’t even let her true killer face the consequences all because I didn’t want to face some stupid execution.

Shortly after that the fourth motive was announced,if a murder didn’t happen in five days,everyone would be executed.

Shortly after that I got approached by lotus,he said he knew I killed bluebell and wanted me to kill him so that the others could survive.

I denied profusely,my main reason being lily.

If he found out then not only would he instantly jump to be my accomplice like in the last case,but if he saw me get executed he would basically break mentally,and the option of actually escaping isn’t much better.

I told him about that(well,the second reason.he didn’t know lily was my accomplice and we were good friends so I didn’t want to sell him out) so he said that maybe he could kill me.

At first I rejected,saying that that would also cause lily to break(for context they knew each other before the kg) but after a while I accepted,on the condition that It needed to look as much like a murder in cold blood as possible so that lily would never find out the intention.

It was a simple plan,he would put me under anesthesia and then kill me.

However,right after he put me under anesthesia and kill me,so it would look like a real murder.

But then Alstroemeria came in.

You see,Alstroemeria was kind of the leader of the group,so she saw that he was about to murder me,and they got into a fight and she killed him in a fit of rage and an attempt to “save” me.

Queue the trial and everything comes out,everything.

The truth about bluebell’s murder,lily act as an accomplice,and Alstroemeria killing lotus.

Another thing to note is that lily and alstroemeria also have history so lily basically broke and didn’t vote when it was time to choose who the killer was.(meaning execution since it was a rule that you had to vote)

In the end the execution was tailored for both of them,if Alstroemeria could complete one task,she would die.

If lily could mess up six tasks,he would die.

In the last tasks,lily had to deliver cake to a house,and I was let in.

It’s important to note that lily is much faster than Alstroemeria so he was definitely gonna outrun her and mess up the task,leading to his death

So I stopped him.

I took his hand and let Alstroemeria outrun him.

I could let another innocent person die because I made a mistake,much more my best friend.

But he pushed me away and left me.

He left me like everyone else had already,if they had even cared about me at some point.

When he caught up to Alstroemeria she was already executed.

He just broke into a fit of laughter yelling about how he couldn’t save anyone.

I broke him.

I am really sorry for what I did and I want to make it up to everyone-especially the ones closer to bluebell,lotus,and Alstroemeria,who’s deaths were all my fault.

But before this,I have to ask…

…AITA?

[crastlefolke]

no no you dont understand i adore skizz and mumbo's brief team-up in last life:

-bumping into each other at the rocktapus which tango built right at the start. mumbo freely admits to stealing from it regularly to which skizz is like "huh tango was wondering where his stuff went" and proposes they team up.

-trying to barter, then threaten, tango out of his enderpearls.

-"this is the worst fight ever skizz- we are the least threatening people [...] hey skizz look what i've done i've planted wild berries on his exit!" "NICE! you're in trouble now buddy!"

-coming up with ways to be "extra evil" and despairing that they aren't at all menacing

-the goat convo: skizz: i did some damage, i don't blame you at all- lizzie: you blew up a goat. skizz: i- yeah i did. mumbo, scandalised: wait skizzle, you blew up a goat? skizz: well... its was a misfire on the tnt canon... mumbo: you didnt tell me this before we became friends- this- this is the sort of information that you kind of bring up at first meeting- *cut* mumbo: - i can't believe you blew up a goat-

-accepting a trade to do the "easy and consequence free" task of killing etho in exchange for obsidian, despite already having stolen tango's diamonds for a pickaxe so they could mine the obsidian on top of scars hill.

-"when mumbo and i get the jump on etho and he kills us both are you gonna feel a little bit bad?"

- this fucking conversation: mumbo: why did i do this deal for obsidian? we literally crafted me a diamond pickaxe and we were going up here to get obsidian. skizz- why didnt you stop me, why didnt you stop me from making that deal? skizz: i- i dont know what i was thinking- mumbo: i got excited! i got excited at the prospect of a deal and having my southern friends again! no!

-trying to sneak about but mumbo blows up creeper revealing them instantly much to skizzle's annoyance. "i- oh -what- that was not covert at all! put on some slippers-"

-apologising for intruding then taking it back cos they're supposed to be mean red lives

-"OH YOUR MESSING WITH KATNISS EVERDEEN HERE! WOOOO"

-*dramatic music stops as skizz destroys crops* "am i gonna be a nice guy and replant this?" "...no! absolutely not" *dramatic music continues*

-trying to threaten team B.E.T who just scoff at them

-"can you just give us a vote of confidence for once"

-mumbo: skizz, i will see you in a little bit, i've got some errands and things to run- skizz, stuck on top of a pillar with grian's angry wolves circling around him:

this all happens in like fifteen-ish minutes btw. i wish they stuck around longer they may not have been the most competent but they were the most comical.

[ruby-whistler]

Alright curious anon here. All this is /dsmp /rp from here on out unless otherwise specified and is refering to characters. If i make any mistakes or am misinformed please let me know! So by the cat was nothing compared to mushroom henry i was meaning more toward the fact that the cow was killed as a punishment for something not worth or ok for it to be killed for at all and the fact that it belonged to tommy, wheareas the cat was killed more to annoy dream and belonged to tommy. (1/?)

alright then another lengthy reply, here i come! /lh /dsmp /rp

Dream also did not seem to mourn the cat much, shrugging it off with a "just more motivation to break out".

it was killed to hurt dream, not to "annoy him". it doesn't matter who it belonged to, c!dream was attached to it and it died, which had an effect on him and also further proved his point about attachments being weakness and caring getting you hurt, and it's still very sad.

you say that it was not ok at all to kill mooshroom henry, but the cat's death wasn't ok either, so i really don't see your point.

again, i disagree it was "nothing compared to" either way. i never meant to compare them in the first place, i was simply talking about the cat and c!dream so i don't see why it is in any way necessary to drag c!tommy and other dead pets into this. /nm

also, it isn't true he didn't mourn it. he is a very reserved person who doesn't show his feelings much, that's true, but the cat death still changed the way he acted afterwards, as well as the attempts he made to prevent it. he didn't "shrug it off", he yelled about it because he was understandably upset.

You mentioned that propganda was used to make dream seem like a tyrant, could you specify a bjt? Cus im a little confused srry /gen. Because the most i can remember from the lmanburg era at least is him being called a b'tch or other similar insults. You also mentioned how trauma responses can be differet which is true! I agree! Do you have any ideas to what caused dream the trauma?

wilbur would continuously make him out to be some sort of oppressive, tyrannical force, in front of his troops - a prime example of this being the lyrics of the l'manberg anthem itself and the l'manberg declaration of independence.

actually! here's a nice thread about l'manberg's establishment complete with links, timestamps and evidence :]

i also said in my previous post what could've possibly caused it, but since the character intentionally hides his emotions from the public, it would be difficult to see how things really affected him - which is why the way his spiral went is the majority of the evidence that would imply it, however it does make sense within the story as well with what i mentioned last time.

I would like to note that for sapnap at least had reason to leave dream. Some examples off the top of my head are dream leading an angry fundy to sapnap's pets on purpose, resulting in some deaths, dream assisting tommy in burning down sapnap's effiel tower where he got engaged to karl, and dream giving tommy either mars or the other fish at the battle of the lake. Idk about george tho other then the whole mexican lmanburg/el rapids thing and decrowning him

c!sapnap was actually at fault for most of this, and it wasn't really ever betrayal on c!dream's part.

c!dream is a mediator and he wants to stop everyone's conflict - c!fundy was angry because of c!sapnap's actions, and hence it made more sense for c!dream to centre him on c!sapnap's animals instead of running around killing everyone's pets (at that time, all c!dream knew was c!sapnap did something really bad and c!fundy wanted beckerson / mars from him, which were also his and c!george's fish).

c!sapnap was an instigator, and in multiple conflicts during the time as well as before he'd align himself against c!dream. he isn't "loyal" per se, he causes chaos and the reason c!dream helped c!tommy was because, c!sapnap, again, killed his pet. the first l'manberg war and then the 16th are signs of the fact that c!dream and c!sapnap were willing to fight together in actual war, but these small conflicts where c!sapnap continuously picked fights weren't about personal loyalty, nor did they seem to affect their relationship at all.

c!george was never really hurt by c!dream either. the dethronement was him very obviously being a guilt-trippy drama queen, but, well, that's just the character. he had stolen the l'mantree while he was supposed to be the diplomatic figure of the greater smp, which is why c!dream was justified in - very politely, may i mention - taking the duties off of him (seeing as he was also trying to keep him safe and c!techno had already assassinated him once).

Im pretty sure i remember cc!sam stating that his character never canonically physically tortured dream during his subathon but take this with a grain of salt as i am looking for the clip currently. So to the best of my knowledge dream did not have a physical contact trigger during tommy's visit which! I rewatched the vod and dream actually was first to hit tommy and i can give you my full writing downs but 10/12 of the phy-

you never finished this point because you had to go do something, but i'll reply to what is here at the moment (i suggest writing these down before sending next time, or even writing them out wholly before sending a single one could help avoid stuff like this).

i am 95% sure that the reason cc!sam stated this was because people were suspicious he had already been doing what c!quackity was doing after - torture within the storyline itself is associated pretty much only with what c!quackity is doing, so that's what he meant, just to clear up confusion - the starvation or terrible conditions haven't been retconned, but it was direct torture (like c!quackity is doing) people were asking him about.

i never said c!dream had a physical contact trigger at all, i don't think he had that, though he probably will after the torture.

huh, ok, i'm gonna have to rewatch then, but i remember c!tommy punching c!dream a lot and him just telling him to stop and only punching back to get him to stop. trigger or not, getting hit isn't very pleasant, if you know what i mean.

You mentioned tommy stealing dream's armor unprovoked. Do you have the vod or a general idea of the time so i can find it? Like before lmanburg after another event so and so because if you do not have it i can find it but any help is appreciated.

i am pretty sure you can find the video on cc!tommy's channel! there are also recaps of the disc war on youtube :]

I wanna talk a little on why the Final Control Room was so messed up. For starters, with the way the room was designed. It was small, and had labeled, empty chests with each person's name on them as a mockery. The next reason is that its bascially a kill box.

It's fairly inescapble with the stairs being ones you have to jump up, slowing anyone who climbs them down. The final reason it is messed up is that it is shown to have caused every person who died in it trauma. With tommy there are several examples, the time he saw it with techno, the way he refuses to go near it, the exposure trauma, etc. Fundy also appears to have trauma, as when the Red Banquet executions began, it can be seen as him being afraid of dying last again.

It can Be thought as tubbo having trauma because he buries most of his issues and pretends to be ok. Moreover this event took at least one of each person's canon lives, making it the most canon lives lost EVER in a dream smp event. (This is not hate on any of the ccs btw i loved this scene and its one of my personal favorites). Plus the fact Eret's betrayal just literally happened, giving at least Tommy and Wilbur canonic trust issues.

i wouldn't call the chests mockery? it was a trap. people had traps on the smp before. it was a trap in the middle of war, supposed to end said war by killing them all at once rather than individually which would be a lot more bloody and difficult.

i agree c!tommy and other people might have post-war trauma, especially if they were young during the time, but i think that's because the final control room was "messed up", moreso because the war itself was. it all happened fairly instantly as well? i don't think c!fundy would be able to realize he was the last one standing within the two second before he wasn't.

it "can be thought" and it can be interpreted like that but besides c!tommy there isn't much evidence for them "all" being traumatized by the final control room. of course betrayal would spark trust issues, i understand that.

The probation was humiliating in my opinion because dream was Sending tommy anatgonizing messages through out the whole meeting, plus he had to write a review of his day every single day, which fundy mocked him for.

i mean, it was definitely a strike to his pride, but he was being extremely uncooperative so i don't really blame the other members of new l'manberg trying to teach him to listen for once? of course i know c!dream was riling him up, and that should definitely be considered. i don't think it would be as humiliating if c!tommy didn't make it, is what i'm saying.

for the tommy being toxic to fundy? At least for the examples you gave, to me personally they come acoross as either in a meta way being the cc's bantering or in canon being the characters having banter. If you can send the post with the clips so i can read the tone better that would be cool but if not i will try and find em.

no, these were all in canon. canon isn't only when c!tommy is being nice, it's also when he's being a jerk. /lh

the first one was him threatening c!fundy about kicking him out of l'manberg and undermining his self-worth, and the second one was him trying to get c!sapnap to vote for them via bullying c!fundy.

i found these from a transcript focusing on c!fundy's character, so i don't know exactly where the first one is from, but the second one i am pretty sure is from when the elections were starting with the whole cabinet battle deal and all of that.

there are other instances, and all of them are canon. his personality was never being nice or compassionate, so i'm not really surprised? he still cares about the people he cares about and is very brave, y'know. but this part of his personality is definitely a valid reason for people to dislike him.

I hope the exam went well :). Hope u have a great day! (Ps i think theres something called a submission box to send in pictures? Am not entirely sure sry)

it would've gone well but my work-speed is a tad too slow for the schooling system (considering i'm three years younger than my classmates,,, probably that's also a factor) so probably not despite the fact i knew everything and would've aced it if i only had more time. i did as well as i could so i'm not worried about it, but thanks!

i think you're thinking submissions. sadly, i tested it and it doesn't work on anons, so idk how you'd solve that, maybe make a burner account?

Curious anon here one point you may wanna include in the redemption essay is that c!tubbo or c!tommy do not necessarily have to forgive him. What's important is that he recognizes what he did was wrong (exile, beating tommy to death, manipulating them both, etc) and does his best to make amends. Hope this helps! Can't wait to see your essay

it's out, idk if you've seen it yet, and i think i included enough of that so hope it's all good! :)

the mcc update video is out if you are an mcc enjoyer. It's very neat, if you wanna check it out

yeah! i am a fellow mcc enjoyer, saw it already, thanks for telling me though, i'm really hype for today.

Allo curious anon here sorry if the lots of asks bother you. I was just curious if i could share an interesting post i saw today about c!dream :0 (not necessarily negative i think? More of a statement of an often-confused canon)

sure thing! i don't know what you mean by often-confused since, the entire fanbase is very confused always, and often selection bias plays into the perception from both sides, but sure :]

you also sent in a thing for the other anon who said they didn't know what c!dream did that bad; pretty sure they couldn't really be alerted since, not sure if they watch my blog that closely, but i'll summarize your points just in case and add some notes;

the repeated blowing up of l'manberg (in my mind that's largely a positive since i,, despise that country, but fair enough), revealed c!ranboo as a traitor (they seem to be friends so i also,, think that might've been planned between him and enderboo), sent ghostbur away (i don't think c!dream knew it was dangerous for him and wanted to actually hurt him, but idk), participated in fighting against c!sapnap when he killed people's pets (that's only negative against c!sapnap and didn't seem to hurt him much at all), and then the whole vault scene where he was allegedly planning to steal people's things (though saying he would & being stopped beforehand and doing it are two different things, frankly).

so i still agree with the other anon that a lot of the hurt he did "to the entire server" (he only negatively interacted with like,, a half of them) is exaggerated both by the characters and the fandom, but i guess that's a consequence of most people seeing him as a threat to everyone's happiness rather than a complex personality.

Also he was aware of the butcher army going to kill techno but only got involved because he saw an opportunity to get a favor. (As he knew in advance due to him telling techno to get a totem, watching from afar instead of interveing or manipulating tubbo out of it)

i don't understand this at all, i'm sorry. how do you know he only helped techno in order to get a favor? last i remember he was only doing it to protect and strengthen his alliance, and techno came up with the whole favor thing entirely on his own. you might've not watched techno's perspective or their prior interactions, idk, but this really is a misinterpretation in my eyes. /nm

sorry if that is overly dream negative i just wanted to let yall know cus you seemed unaware -curious anon

nah dw, i watch the smp and i watched all of these things happen so, wouldn't say unaware, but thanks.

[dogin8]

hEllO DOGIN HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE EVENING?

excuse the caps. i am messaging you to ask.... how did your url come into existence? :eyes: apologies if you've already answered this! i am curious

HELLO CACTUS!!!

I'm doing alright actually, my next 3 weeks are gonna be exams so that's ✨ stress ✨ but today has been pretty chill and i have so many plans for after i finish the exams it's nuts,

And on the topic of my url, SO! this is the dumbest shit ever but,

my older brother made his minecraft account before i did (this was during the minecraft beta btw so... more than 10 years ago, in 2010) and he liked the movie Terminator at the time so he wanted his name to be Terminator (i think he was like... 13-14 at the time, can't remember) but it was obvs taken so he changed it around until he ended up with "Termin8R" and then a little while later when I was holding my parents hostage (/lh) to get my own minecraft account, I couldn't think of a name, but I am a big dog person, like the one constant in my life has been the sheer amount of joy i get from anything to do with dogs, i see a dog this is my reaction every time: :D

so my brother was like "Why don't you just take my name and add "dog" to it" and i thought that was the smartes idea i had ever heard so i named my mc account "Dogin8R" and at some point, (in 2011 or 2012), I stumbled upon youtube videos of this other game called "terraria" which was like minecraft but 2D and I thought it was so damn cool that i asked for it and got it for christmas, now terraria (iirc) was the first game I had ever got that required this weird program called "steam" which was a platform that I had never heard of previously but you needed it to launch terraria so i wasn't complaining, BUT steam required you to sign up with a username and I had a pretty clear option for what it should be, so then became the steam account "Dogin8R".

Now over the years I played many games on steam, some of them online some of them not, but the most important one to this tale (and probably to my life tbh) is a game called Garry's Mod, specifically the game mode "Trouble in Terrorist Town", to give a brief overview it's like amongus except it's a first person shooter where everyone has guns and the "imposters" are Traitors that can buy special equipment to win by killing all the Innocents (Crewmates) there is no voting the game is purely decided by whether or not the traitors succeed in trying to kill all the innocents without getting killed themselves, the key thing to this gamemode however is that there are a certain number of rules to prevent an innocent from just running around shooting everyone on sight, ruining the game, The rules all pretty much boil down to "You have to have genuine evidence that somebody is the traitor before you attack them" and with all this, the game ends up HEAVILY relying on communication, using voice chat or text chat everyone is always talking, all the time, and my username was still "Dogin8R" at the time but something you will learn super quick in voice chats for anything really is that nobody is ever willing to say a name that's longer than 3 syllables, and most of the time they won't even go beyond 2, so pretty much instantly my name got shortened to simply "Dogin", my username remained as "Dogin8R" for a long time still.

I made like 90% of my current online friends from playing Garry's Mod, so when i started getting invited to discords and stuff like that (discord was new at the time lmaooo) I had to make a username for that too, so I just decided because nobody calls me "Dogin8R" anyway, might as well just set it to "Dogin" and so I did.

Now comes to Tumblr, Twitter and Twitch, the triple Ts, see for everything else, Minecraft, Steam, Discord, the platform was new enough at the time that I could have got whatever name i wanted rlly (aside from super obvious ones) but for the triple Ts, these are platforms where I made the accounts in the past year or so (that's not to say I didn't already have accounts on these platforms) and nowadays all the good names are taken so when I came on here and "Dogin" was taken, I decided that I could just go back to my roots, except "Dogin8R" is still fairly cringey because i made that name in like 2010 and nothing lasts that long without looking cringey, so I ended up settling on "Dogin8" and that's how we got here, (I'm not gonna plug my twitter here but it's only very slightly different from "dogin8" and the story is the exact same so)

Sorry for the history lesson HSGDHSHSGSG

[hxhhunterxhunter]

Onii-Chan (x child Reader)

⭐️Y/n reacts to Comments, Random scenarios and more💧

Included in this Bundle of Y/n involves ~

~ Y/n reacts to comments  ~ What Y/n calls the characters/ What the characters call Y/n  ~ Learning about Y/n ~ Headpat section (break) ~ Y/n + HXH Characters Scenarios ~Short sneak peak of season 2

(I got lazy also cuz I'm trying to write chapters XD)

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Comments (I only added a few, gonna go into comments and write Y/n's reply to them BTW)

*"I'll help you find him." He smiled at the girl, hoping she would calm down. "My name is Gon!"*

'GON AHH GON I LOVE YOU😻😻', 'Gon bby 🥺🥺', 'HEY SUNSHINE BABY🥺', (+ more)

Y/n: Gon I wuv you!

Gon: I wuv you too Y/n-chan!

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*The blonde haired male bend down to look at the small girl. "My name is Kurapika, where was the last time you saw him, and do you know where he was going?"*

'Why do I always read it as Kurapico!!??!?'

Y/n: Hai Kurapico!

Kurapika chokes on water

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*"Thank you Pika-Pika." She smiled at him and held her plush in her arms. He smiled slight at the nickname and nodded.*

'AWW' (That's really all the comments on this)

Y/n: Pika-Pika! I want a hug!

Kurapika hugs Y/n

Y/n: Thank chu~"

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'Why are you killing me' 

Y/n pouts: Sowwy for killing you 👉👈😭

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*"I was following you then I was lost, and Gon helped me with Kurapika and liorio!" She said as she held her fox plush in her arms, Hisoka's looked down to notice a badge, neatly pinned onto the stomach of the fox.*

'That's Mr Leorio to you, mr Leorio'

Y/n: his name his Leorio? and not Liorio?

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*HJAHJS THIS BOOK IS SO CUTETTETE 🥺💖, AHH ADORABLE✨💖(+ like 100 comments lol)*

Y/n: Let me give you a headpat! You are adorable too! And you deserve it!

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'These titles f*cking scare me.'

Y/n: How does Onii-Chan Hisoka scare you? Let me give you a hug to help you not be scared :3

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*"His the Imposter"*

'(All among us comments)'

Y/n: Can we skip vote?👉👈

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*"You were a bad Onii-chan! You mustn't hurt people with cards!"*

'We a badass five year old🤣🤭😗✌'

Y/n tilts her head: what does that mean?

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What Y/n calls them (from most to least used/never used)

Gon - Onii-Chan, Gon-OniiChan, Gon-oniisan, Oniisan,Gon

Killua - Kil-Oniisan,Killu, Killua

Kurapika - Kura-Oniisan, Pika-Pika, Kurapikachu, Kurapika

Leorio - Leo-Oniisan, Liorio,Mr Oreo, Leorio

Hisoka - Hisoka Onii-Chan, Hiso-oniisan, Hiso-Chan, Hiso-Hiso, Hiso, Oniisan, Hisoka

Illumi - Illu-oniisan, Illuminati, Illu, Illumi

Netero - Grandpa, Chairman, Netero

Mr Oinks - Mr Oinks, Oinky, Piggy

Foxy - Foxy, Fox

Chrollo - Chrollo Oniisan,Mr Spider, Chrome, Chrollo

Machi - Machi-neesan, Neesan, Machi

Feitan - FeiFei, Fei-Oniisan, Fei, Feitan

Pakunoda - Paku-Neesan, Pakunoda

Uvogin - Uvo-Oniisan, Uvo, Uvogin

Shalnark - Shal-Oniisan, Mr Bat, Shalnark

Shizuku - Shiz-neesan, Ms Blinky, Shizuku

Phinks - Phi-Oniisan, Pharaoh, Phinky, Phinks 

Nobunaga - Nobu-Oniisan, Nobubaka, Nobunaga

Franklin - Fran-Oniisan, Franklin

Bonolenov - Bono-Oniisan, Mr Mummy, Mr holes, Bonolenov

Kortopi - Kort-Oniisan, Kortopi

Kalluto - Kal-Oniisan, Kallu, Paper Prince, Kalluto

What the characters call Y/n (from most to least used/never used) (thanks for suggestions <3 you can suggest more if you want)

Gon - Lil sis, honey, flower, Bee, Y/n-Chan, Y/n

Killua - Brat, Baka, Y/n

Kurapika - Sunshine (so many people asked for this nickname),Butterfly, Angel, Y/n, Tiny, Bubble, Bumble Bee, Ball of sugar, Little red, Bubble gum, Cub, 

Leorio - Munchkin, lil bug, Kid, chibi, Kiddo, Little one, Oreo, Little devil, Shortie, Bubbles, Little assistant, Y/n

Hisoka - My sweet little fox, Y/n, Little Fox, My Fox, Cotton Candy, My little bungee gum, My foxy unripe fruit

Illumi - Y/n

Netero - Flower, little flower, Y/n

Mr Oinks - can't talk

Foxy - Can't talk (other than mentally)

Chrollo - Princess, clown child, Angel, little spider, Y/n

Machi - Little Spider, mini hisoka, kid, It, Thing, Y/n

Feitan - Shorty,Little Spider, brat, little devil, devil child, Y/n

Pakunoda - Darling, Little Spider, Y/n, Dear 

Uvogin - Kid, mini danger, Little Monster, Little Spider, Y/n

Shalnark - Shorty, player 2, Little Spider, Y/n

Shizuku - Hisoka jr, little helper, Little Spider, Blinky 2, Y/n

Phinks - little girl, bunny, Little Spider, Y/n

Nobunaga - little devil, Tiny Hisoka, Little Spider, Y/n

Franklin - Little Spider, Y/n

Bonolenov - Little Spider, Y/n

Kortopi - Little Spider, Y/n

Kalluto - Friend, Y/n

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Learning About Y/n

1. She was created as a 12 year old first, til I decided to age her down into a child since I wanted to create a child reader book and her personality was perfect for it

2. Foxy was previously a polar bear

3. Y/n's nen was gonna be an enhancer, but I changed it for plot reasons (hehe)

4. She was gonna appear in a different one of my HXH books (Sweet Bunny) instead of Teki

5. She doesn't actually have a real name lol, I just call her Little Fox or Lil Sis

6. For people who are curious, Y/n is bisexual- (this is a joke BTW she isn't old enough to date and plus all of her lovers would be ded)

7. Her previous backstory was that Hisoka had killed her family and took her because of her nen, but this changed and I'm not gonna reveal the story behind Y/n...yet.

8. Y/n is actually planned to adopted 2-3 more animals in her journey, but has a possibility of changing (hint- one of these animals have been mentioned above)

9. This is already known, but the story was gonna end on the chapter 'Bai Bai!' and plus a chapter that goes into the future when Y/n is older.

10. Y/n was Kalluto's first friend :3

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Headpat section! (Author-Chan/Skypie is on break! Y/n is taking over!)

Y/n was standing on stage with a microphone in hand, Mr Oinks and Foxy were with her on stage as she held flash cards.

"Hewo everyone!" Y/n smiled at the audience. "I'm here as Sky-Neesan is on her break! She hopes you like the book. And that she can provide you with a chapter once a week and she is sowwy if she can't do that." Y/n was saying, without looking at the flashcards that she was handed, so what she is saying could be true or not.

"Mr Oinks and Foxy and Me wanna say that you need a headpat, give everyone a headpat. The first person you see after this, give dem a headpat! Bai Bai!"

Y/n was about to leave stage when a paper plane hit her head, Y/n picked it up and read it.

"Oh, well Skypie is going to bed, We might as well start with a small mini spoiler for season 2 of Onii-chan!"

Sneak peak 1

Y/n hummed to herself as she skipped over to the mini arena that was on the bottom floor of Heaven's Arena. She stood in the middle with some other child, who was trying to reach the top, He had black hair, and his hair was covering one of his eyes that were bright vibrate Green, in the back it seemed to be a few people were cheering on him, teenagers, guessing they forced the Child to do this.

The kid stood ready, shaking slightly from fear, but he still seemed confident in beating her, he came close to the female. As he tried to kick the small 5 year old down, She stepped out the way and instantly was behind the kid, she used her finger and flicked the back of his head.

"Flick!" She said softly to the male as he was flicked across the room and into the wall, making a dent into it. The audience of participants either pitied the boy or stared shocked at the female, who was thinking to herself. 'I didn't even use my nen that much...aww man I wanted to show off to Hiso-chan and get headpats...'

"Oh Y/n, you were here before, last year correct?" The small girl looked at the referee and nodded her head slightly, she went here with Illumi and Hisoka before.

"You should head up to the 200th floor, good luck kid."

"Thank you Mr Referee!"

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Y/n ended the clip and smiled at the audience. "Hope you liked it! Skypie is waking up now! Hope you will enjoy season 2, and remember to give everyone headpats...ALSO Bombfetti has the properties of Bombs and Confetti! Bai Bai!" Y/n ran off stage with Foxy and Mr Oinks following her.

(Skypie has returned from her sleep and will continue writing)

Scenarios

Y/n sat in her room, she had been going on her own mini adventure for a few days. 

She managed to get a treasure chest from finding it in an abandoned cave on the beach. She started to head out when She was starting to be pulled away.

She tried to stop it, using Gyo she noticed the familar Pink aura that was attached to her back

"Hello Y/n~" A familiar voice made Y/n look up and smile

"Hai Onii-Chan!"

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Y/n was standing with Hisoka, Gon and Killua as they were all outside.

It started to rain. Y/n-Chan shivered and tried using her hand as an umbrella, since Fox didn't like getting wet and would be mad at her for the next week

As she tried to stop the rain with her Hand, Gon picked her up and used his Jacket to cover their heads so they wouldn't get wet

"Thank you OniiChan!" She smiles at Gon

"Oi! What about me Gon!" Killua yelled at him

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Sneak peak to season 2

Y/n was watching Hisoka's fight, as she was cheering on him, she soon found herself bored at the scene.

She decided to go and grab some food so she got out of the stadium quickly, with Mr Oinks following her, and Foxy in her arms, she made it out into the hallway.

She went to the elevator and reached the bottom floor, grabbing a box of Chocolate robots.

She hummed as she noticed on the TV the match was playing and watched it from there.

As Hisoka's match ended, she ran to go and see him

"Hiso-Oniisan! You were cool!" Y/n cheered on her older brother as he patted her head as a thank you.

"Let's go back to your room~ I have now 7 wins and 1 lose~"

"I'm in the lead Hiso-Oniisan! I have 9 wins and 0 loses! Hehe!" She stuck her tongue out at him, giggling.

"Well Y/n~ How about we have a friendly sparing and see who wins~"

Hope you enjoyed! Hope you will Enjoy the next chapter (AKA chapter 16)

[itsjustascarecrow]

sometimes it’s fun watching the imps after you die b/c then you end up rooting for them, esp when the remaining crewmates are just. fucking dumb, fhdjgkgj. they got down to four and lime wasn’t even on anyone’s radar, but for some reason white was convinced it was cyan. they agree to skip tho, and eventually lime kills pink in cams and stays there, meanwhile i’ve been haunting lime the whole time and was shouting at them to vent, b/c cyan comes back and reports. but fucking BIG BRAIN PLAYS lime blames it on cyan and white immediately agrees and it’s g fucking g to lime who had their partner voted out on white’s word in like the first round.

and also b/c i want to yell at white some more, next game they sus me for cyan’s death but i didn’t even realize cyan was dead. long bit of context; my last two tasks were wires in top decon and bathroom; as i was going into decon, black was leaving, and then a body gets called. body was apparently in specimen, so i’m instantly sus of black, but pink and red are pointing fingers at each other. we vote out red, confirms are on so it was indeed red, but white hits the button to vote out black. we argue our way to a skip b/c black was barely even in spec and didn’t see what happened, and clearly red was just looking for an alibi. we agree to keep an eye on black; pink stays w/ them b/c i said i would too after i finally finish my wires.

so, as i do my last one in bathroom, i see cyan in top decon, but doors are still closed when i leave. i go to turn on lights, then check cams and see lime is dead, so i report. but as i’m trying to give info, white cuts in like “so you left cyan like that, huh?” like i didn’t even see you near me and cyan, first off, so why tf would you think i did it. green vouches for me on the lights thing but white still has a hard on for me for cyan’s death. idk how we managed to skip, but i stay on cams the entire next round so i have an alibi w/ the cam lights on. then someone reports black’s body in security and not only does white not believe i was on cams the whole fucking time, despite the cam lights never going off, and me telling them i saw green in security/electric where the body was found, i still get voted anyway. so cue the “[brown] was not an imposter” and white fucking panicking to hit the button but green calling reactor first. then the bitch has the audacity to tell me “btw start” after almost all the rest of us give them shit for what happened like nah motherfucker, you wanna third imp so hard, do it in someone else’s lobby.

[loulougoingsolo]

Ignore the Rot

I’m quite particular when it comes to snacks. If I find a good snack, I tend to buy it again and again. I don’t buy snacks very often, so when I do, I want to be sure that my choice doesn’t disappoint me. Over the years, my desire to stick to what I like has led to problems, whenever a favourite snack has been discontinued - or (this is even worse) when for some reason unknown to me, the manufacturer has decided to change the recipe.

On today’s  (ok, yesterday’s since I’m a little late) GMM, Rhett and Link try discontinued snacks in order to determine whether they should be brought back or not. And, because this is GMM, and these items have been discontinued, the snacks are also more or less expired - but let’s not have that affect the decisions, right?

The first discontinued snack is Cheetos Sweetos, which for me sounds good - can you really go wrong with sugar and cinnamon? And if you can both eat the snack and use it to propose to someone, isn’t that pretty perfect? (Oh, and FYI, you can wear your engagement ring on the right hand, too, Rhett.)

So, it’s a no for the Sweetos from Rhett and Link, even with their versatile uses as jewellery and snacks. I personally think the spotted tiger looks cute, but ok, I’ll consume my cinnamon treats in some other form.

I’ve never heard of Pitch Black Mountain Dew 1 or 2, but if anything has a branding issue, it’s this product. Not only is that drink a very suspicious shade of toxic green (I really hope it was never black), but also, the name taints the legacy of one of my favourite sci-fi movies, Pitch Black. That’s what you should watch instead of any Daddy’s Home movies. 

I wouldn’t trust Rhett when he says hard stuff can’t rot. I bet it can. And there are hard chocolate things you can suck other than Tootsie rolls, and I think I captured the moment when Rhett realized that himself (and based on the slightly disappointed expression on Link’s face, he realized it too). Moving on.

I can only eat popcorn if it’s hot and fresh. I don’t particularly like it, but hot popcorn is hard to resist. I’ve never been able to understand why anyone would buy popcorn already popped, in a bag, like this Israeli Bart Simpson one. I think popcorn goes stale in an hour, and in my books, there is no way anything as old as these popcorns can be edible.

I can’t say I’ve ever eaten snacks that are quite as old as the ones Rhett and Link try, and I’ve therefore never experienced the smell they talk about (and I hope I never need to). I tend to think that if my food has a smell that gives me an instant headache, I should probably eat something else. I took a class in microbiology years ago when I was supposed to become a scientist, and I can come up with quite a few things that could produce a nasty smell in expired food, let’s just say, none of the options that come to mind are good. I’m not saying I’d rather eat my shorts (like Link) or anyone else’s, but if you have to eat ancient popcorn, at least buy the non-popped kind, and kill whatever is growing in it by popping it in the present time.

Okay, those nuts have definately gone bad. Also, not to be an ageist, but 72 year old nuts of any kind do not sound appetizing. I do love the fact that Rhett instantly starts to talk about Grindr for old people. I know very little about dating apps, but I think old straight people must date, too - so why was the first thing that came to his mind, Grindr? (Also, this reminded me of the amazing series of Old gays on YT, especially the episode where they try Grindr. The old lesbians series is awesome, too!) And the way Link refused to understand what Rhett was talking about made me giggle. Woodchipper, yeah, right.

The GMMore was a Mythical Society voted SMore, and this time, the winning vote went to Rhett and Link reading each other love letters, and while they do that, they also prepare a discontinued box of Sponge-Bob mac’n’cheese. All of this after Rhett makes Link stare at him with blank eyes and a smile on his face by rubbing his chest.

In theory, reading love letters is a brilliant concept (and the one I voted for), but at least for the first two letters, the performances were a little lackluster. As famous as William Shakespeare is for writing all these amazing love stories, I have to say, it takes a pretty accomplished actor to make his verses sound romantic by modern day standards. Rhett and Link are not shakespearean actors, and they didn’t quite reach the emotional level required to deliver these verses, which are, in fact, pretty amazing.

Link taggles the sonnet 147, in which he basically tells Rhett he is madly, insanely in love with him. He can’t be cured of his desperate love, despite now knowing that Rhett is dark as night. Not the happiest of love, this one.

Rhett, in his turn, reads my favourite sonnet (of the ones I’ve heard / read, I am not an expert in Shakespeare by any means). Sonnet 18 is absolutely beautiful, and basically compare the loved one (in this case Link) to a summer day. Instead of saying that Link is as lovely as a summer day (which can be pretty lovely), Rhett says Link is more lovely. A summer day can be too short or too hot, and sometimes, due to weather, not as bright and beautiful as it could be, Link is eternal summer, whose beauty never fades. As long as they shall live, his love will last. That is honestly, the most beautiful thing you could say to someone you love. Rhett’s interpretation with rough sex, hanging buds, and manscaping is hilarious, though. Please, do make a series of Rhett and Link trying to understand Shakespeare. What is ow’st? made me laugh out loud (and it’s own nowadays, btw).

Stir the pasta is not an euphemism to anything, but I’m pretty sure Link’s response, “I like a good wooden spoon”, is.

The second love poems are much easier to understand, and whoever wrote them, did an excellent job. Link’s poem to Rhett was sweet, romantic and cute, without being in anyway over the top.

I googled the song Rhett mentions when he starts to read his poem to Link, and it didn’t quite have the same message as the letter. I think Rhett’s cheeks almost turned pink while he was reading, and with all the silly rhymes, this was very much like the poems people sent each other back when I was a kid. If this is what we get on a regular Monday, imagine what Valentine’s day will bring!

But how friggin’ awesome is it that after reading these, Rhett’s conclusion is that yes, he has a wife, but she understands - to which Link responds with “We all have our roles to fill”. What makes me smile about all of this is not that I actually believe these two are romantically involved in real life, but the fact that they are comfortable enough in their current lives to joke about how close they are without feeling too awkward.

And now I’m off to watch today’s episode, because this post took me way too long to write.

[totallyfrandom]

The differences between “Battleborn” and “Overwatch”, to debunk any comments about “how they’re just the same” or “they’re literally copies”.

A side-note: This is my personal take on the differences as I see in vs AI mode that I frequent at in both games as well as a bit of the gameplay differences. I’m well aware of how they share similarities in one way or the other, but what people need to know and remember is that “Battleborn” was released and announced before “Overwatch” so I don’t think the former was just “copied” the latter. I don’t know how they come to share many similarities (especially in characters) but that’s not what this post is about. So let’s roll:

For starters, Battleborn has a sprint button so that all characters can run (which is necessary and I’ll explain why below), while it’s only Soldier: 76 who has a sprint ability in Overwatch. However, you can’t duck in Battleborn, also there is no communication wheel (other than “ping” button that work as a “Group up!” in Overwatch but it’s more like “Attention here please!”), only Taunts that work similar to Emotes in Overwatch

In Battleborn you can retreat back to your base when your health is low so you won’t have to give the kill to the enemies, which is where the sprint button is useful to run somewhere safe before you retreat (retreating doesn’t happen instantly). Overwatch however doesn’t give you this option but you have to rely on your survival skill, health packs or healers.

Each Battleborn team has five members in contrast to Overwatch that has six members in each team.

Before a match starts, all five players (in vs AI) get to vote for a preferred map on a list of three maps (Incursion/Meltdown/Capture) or “No preference”. The map with most votes gets picked. If equal vote on two maps it gets picked randomly, same if all votes go to “No preference”.

In some maps you have minions (little robots) that are the main focus to achieve victory where you have to escort and defend them and kill enemy minions. Without them you can’t do any progress for a victory. Overwatch doesn’t have that sort of gameplay mechanic. Now you might think about Escort maps in Overwatch but in that game enemies can’t destroy the vehicles–Uprising Brawl doesn’t count–while the enemies in Battleborn can kill your minions that you escort and both teams escort at the same time instead of the map switches Attack to Defend or vice versa.

While there are Capture maps in Battleborn, it plays differently than in Overwatch. You don’t just go from capture point A to capture point B and then it’s over in a victory/defeat, it has more running back and forth to do when you have to re-capture and defend three capture points until one team scores 1000 points.

There are many ways to play in matches when you get help from Buildables (Turrets, Health Stations & Accelerations), MX Elite Bots, Thralls and Gears. Except for Thralls, you purchase them with (Gold) Shards that you can find scattered around the maps in small quantities or, in some places, Big Shards to get richer. Thralls you have to defeat and capture their platform to hire them (think of it like you earn their respect before they chose to fight for you). Overwatch doesn’t have anything strategical like that, only big and small Health Packs scattered around the maps.

During Battleborn matches you level up and each level will unlock more Helix augmentation that work as a skill tree so it will improve your character’s skills and Ultimate (yes Battleborn does have it too just like Overwatch) and other advantages. Level 10 is max and after each match it goes back to zero until you can level up again in a next match. You have to make a choice between two or three (Helix Mutation is the third one but it needs to be unlocked) augmentation for each Helix level to fit your playstyle. Good for experimenting. Overwatch doesn’t have anything like it.

You can’t use a character’s Ultimate as regularly as in Overwatch; you need to level up your character (in-match) to level 5 in order to unlock the Ultimate. You may then immediately use it but then you have to wait one minute (more or less; some must wait a bit over a minute and there are those who must wait less than a minute) in order to use it again. After using it you have to wait again, then use, and so on. So basically there’s no spamming Ultimates like in Overwatch where some Heroes’ Ultimate gauge charge faster than others depending on how much damage they deal, how many enemies they kill and how much it charges automatically. So this way it’s more balanced in Battleborn. (Like I was dead-tired of ally Junkrat spamming his Rip-Tires because of how fast his Ultimate gauge recharges due to his grenades do loads of area damage. Now I have no annoying problem with any Battleborn Ultimates.)

Speaking of leveling up, you can level up your own Command Rank similar to the player level in Overwatch, but unlike Overwatch there actually is a limit. Level 150 is max. No bullshit unlimited player level that will make you feel inferior because you’re “just” a Bronze or Silver compared to Gold and whatever high rank colors there are. Naturally, there are Character Ranks that reach to max 20.

My favorite part: The AI are way smarter in Battleborn than in Overwatch, there isn’t even a difficulty settings (Easy/Normal/Hard) like in Overwatch because of how differently it plays; - The AI are usually spread out and can pretty much walk on any path instead of staying in one or two groups following a few selected paths that the developers set them on - When an AI dies and respawn, they will leave spawn area immediately instead of waiting for other teammates to respawn to go in a group - The AI can also retreat back to their base when low on health so they won’t give a kill to their enemies - They know when they’re dying so they can make an attempt to escape and/or retreat back to base - Because of all of the above points, it will be very hard for any character you play as to simply just hoard kills. You may get a quadruple-kill if the situation calls for it (I got it twice), but need to be extremely lucky to get the entire team killed within a short time (never saw it happen thus far). - There is no ability or Ultimate that can hoard enemy kills so there’s nothing that work exactly like D.Va’s Explosion or Junkrat’s Rip-Tire (THANK GOD NO RIP-TIRE LOOK-ALIKE). - Because honestly, Battleborn isn’t about “who can kill/hoard the most amount of enemies within a short time” to try get a Play of the Game (oh btw Battleborn doesn’t have PotGs); the main objective is to work together and win and at the same time try having fun.

These are just some examples.

TL;DR: Overwatch and Battleborn play differently, which is why they’re not “just the same thing”. If you play Overwatch then I suggest you try Battleborn, which is a free-to-play game (with limitations unless you buy/upgrade to full version and all your progress, collections and rewards carry over from the free version), and see the differences for yourself. Especially the vs AI mode feels so different which I like that there’s a major difference there.

[kartiavelino]

Are ‘The Masked Singer’ stars Donny Osmond, Rumer Willis and Cee Lo?

What in Gritty’s title did we simply watch? That’s the query we will’t shake after watching Wednesday’s premiere of FOX’s infectiously entertaining singing competitors, “The Masked Singer.” It’s so convoluted and corny — and we will’t wait to tune in subsequent week together with the opposite 9.2 million viewers who watched final evening. This revamp of the favored South Korean actuality present “King of the Masked Singer” incorporates a dozen “celebrities” clad in loopy Gritty-like garb warbling tunes earlier than a studio viewers. Hosted by former “America’s Acquired Expertise” escapee Nick Cannon— sporting what seems to be Samuel L. Jackson’s afro-sheen wig from “Pulp Fiction” — the present incorporates a surreal panel of judges: Robin Thicke (recent from his $5 million payout to Marvin Gaye’s household), Jenny McCarthy (billed as a “popular culture guru”), humorous man Ken Jeong (“Loopy Wealthy Asians”) and the vocally gifted Nicole Scherzinger, who appears decided to increase her run of actuality TV slumming, I imply judging, on either side of the pond. For the file, none of those judges do any judging. They’re too busy doing an entire lotta guessing — largely of the clueless selection. McCarthy is very susceptible to shouting out the names of A-listers (Hugh Jackman, Justin Bieber, to call two) who would by no means stoop to showing on this sequence — but. Nonetheless, the singers’ identities are saved refreshingly secret (btw: arduous to imagine they haven’t leaked, seeing as how this taped in June) because of beastly disguises — and their disspeaking voices are distorted. The way it works: The studio viewers votes for his or her fave singer in every face-off, whereas the panel of professionals determines which celeb from the underside three goes house on the finish of every episode. Performances by the Peacock, Hippo, Monster, Unicorn, Deer and Lion immediately lit up the Twitterverse — with the present’s official Twitter account dropping clues and viewers throwing out doable names behind the masks. Listed here are a few of the high guesses for the hidden identities, beginning with the primary contestant to get the hook: THE HIPPO: This massive fella carried out an brisk model of Bobby Brown’s “My Prerogative,” however since he couldn’t actually sing (Thicke known as him out for singing over a monitor), the judges panel instantly pegged as an “athlete.” [embedded content] Guesses ranged from Deion Sanders (due to his iconic landing dance strikes) and Odell Beckham Jr. I believed for certain it was Von Miller due to these distinctive eyeglasses. Alas, it was Antonio Brown — capping a high-profile week for the Pittsburgh Steelers huge receiver. Brown reportedly had a dramatic falling out with teammate Ben Roethlisberger, one which is reportedly irreparable sufficient for him to request a commerce. Certain, Brown was the primary to get the boot — however not earlier than whipping off that hippo head and flashing these pearly whites and washboard abs for the thirst-trappers tuning in at house. [embedded content] “And girls, I imply, how good-looking is that this man?” Thicke hyped. “You gotta see him with out his helmet extra usually, proper?” Cool down, sir. Did you be taught nothing from all that “Blurred Strains” backlash? The Peacock:  This colorfully costumed contestant teased himself as a showbiz veteran from the age of 5 (“it’s been some time since your mother had a poster of me on her bed room wall”), one who knew Michael Jackson and stands 5-foot-9-inches. The Twitterverse thinks Donny Osmond is a no brainer — however was the King of Pop actually his pal? (And does Donny have the pipes to bust out that soulful model of “The Biggest Present” from the hit Hugh Jackman/Zac Efron flick?) [embedded content] Alfonso Ribeiro is likely to be a greater match. Lengthy earlier than he danced the Carlton on “Recent Prince of Bel-Air,” he was a toddler star who bought his massive break in Broadway’s “The Faucet Dance Child,” circa 1983. The aforementioned King of Pop was even his mentor for a sizzling minute — Ribeiro co-starred within the notorious Pepsi commercial-gone-awry that ended with Jackson’s hair set aflame. Plus, Ribeiro is a veteran of this type of factor after 2007, 2015 and 2017 stints on ABC’s related however not almost as enjoyable “Dancing with the Stars.” One peacock-eyed viewer proffered Neil Patrick Harris since he does magic. Sure, sleight of hand was name-dropped as half as a facet ability on this contestant’s in depth repertoire. [embedded content] The Unicorn — Rising up in one of many richest neighborhoods (Beverly Hills), Unicorn at all times needed to be a singer — however her goals have been silenced by neigh-sayers. “I haven’t seen this kind of stellar efficiency from a horse because the Kentucky Derby,” Jeong mentioned because the Unicorn struggled sweetly by means of Rachel Platten’s “Struggle Tune.” Armchair pundits’ high decide: Tori Spelling — this tracks. The spawn of legendary TV producer Aaron Spelling talked overtly about her mom, Sweet, criticizing her appears as a small little one, and critics have been unkind to her continuous actuality TV rotation and well-publicized cash woes. Full disclosure: We hope it’s Tori. There’s one thing oddly transferring about wrestle for acceptance. Plus: Unicorn mentioned her nickname is “Chicken,” and Reddit says Tori means chook in Japanese in order that settles that, proper? Resort heiress and DJ extraordinaire Paris Hilton is one other sizzling take. Yeah, plenty of individuals have mentioned she will’t do plenty of issues properly, however she went proper forward and did them anyhow, so — not one of the best match. A darkish horse guess: Rebecca Black of “Friday” infamy. Nicely, phrase is she is searching for a comeback. [embedded content] The Lion — Earlier than launching right into a strutting rendition of Fergie’s “A Little Occasion By no means Killed No person (All We Acquired),” this contestant supplied this pre-performance tidbit: Lion comes from “Hollywood loyalty” (she later admits “there are loads of girls in my delight.”) This sparked the highest on-line guess of the evening: Khloe Kardashian, in fact. “Her posture was excellent, her legs have been in entrance, she shook her hips proper on time. I’m telling you that that’s a well-trained skilled,” Thicke raved “Robin, cease hitting on the livestock,” Jeong mentioned. Certain, long-legged Khloe suits — however there are two different intriguing breakouts: Rumer Willis — she’s leggy, she sings (FOX’s “Empire”), she dances (“DWTS”) — and she has a litter of sisters and one very well-known Mama in her “delight.” “One of many Braxton sisters” was one other guess tossed on the market, however Aubrey O’Day was the opposite guess that grabbed our consideration. The previous Danity Kane frontwoman could possibly be an excellent match. She has actuality TV expertise from Diddy’s “Making the Band” — and with all her tabloidian distractions, individuals neglect she truly has a giant voice. After all Jenny McCarthy saved making dumbass guesses like “Woman Gaga.” Get it collectively, Jenny, you’re a Pop Tradition Guru now! You understand a soon-to-be Oscar nominee just isn’t going to let the likes of you being the choose of her anytime quickly. [embedded content] The Monster — This top-heavy, one-eyed ball of fur narrated his intro-package with a aptitude for the dramatic: “I’m a monster as a result of that’s what the world labeled me. I used to be on the high of my recreation, however the recreation turned on me. So I retreated into my cave to take a break from the general public eye.” As manipulative maudlin music swells in to underscore The Monster’s hard-luck story, Jeong quips, “I believe he’s completed a while.” We’re drawing a complete clean on this one: Who would truly go on TV and cop to being a monster with belting out Queen’s “Don’t Cease Me Now”? This dude truly can carry a tune. Oh, it simply dawned us: That is Cee Lo Inexperienced. The “F*** You” singer ticks all of the packing containers. He was a pop-culture juggernaut who burned vivid — then burned out amid a sequence of controversies, from an exploding cellphone to accusations of sexual assault. [embedded content] The Deer — This engagingly goofy critter crooned “Thunder” by Think about Dragons. Gridiron guesses ranged from Ben Roethlisberger to Peyton Manning (“he was a COLT AND A BRONCO!,” one fan tweeted) — however NFL legend Terry Bradshaw got here out on high. Terry is an effective match: Social media warriors say he runs some type of a horse farm, he’s one a number of Tremendous Bowls (a clue within the intro bundle) — and that Southern twang sounds oddly acquainted to anybody who’s watched “Failure to Launch.” Oh, and the Deer and Terry each stand 6-foot, 3-inches tall. Tune in at 9 p.m. Wednesday to catch the subsequent installment of this responsible pleasure. Missed the primary episode? Meet up with it any time on FoxNow or Hulu. 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[sarcasticsaddo]

MOVIE REVIEW: You Get Me

I did a poll on my instagram spam account (fatratglenn btw) and i got 100% votes for me to start and put movie reviews on my tumblr. so here goes nothing...

FIRST OF ALL.... this movie had 5 main characters - Holly, Tyler, Ali (or Alison), Gil and Lydia but the movie to me in general is primarily focused on Holly & Tyler.

So, basically the movie starts off with Tyler narrating about his life and blah blah blah *insert cliche teen boy shit in here* and how his new girlfriend has quote on quote ‘changed his life’. And briefly afterwards we’re taken to this cliche house party in the middle of damn nowhere where we are introduced to these privileged ass California teens. Then out of nowhere Tyler , our male protagonist, discovers his lovers (Ali’s) ‘vices’ (being the cliche popular party girl previously who insists she’ changed). He then talks to this misogynistic asshole Chandler - i mean Chase (i could not remember because the name is so overused) who speaks of Ali in a somewhat ‘disrespectful’ manner. The annoying thing about this is that the movie forces us and wants us to believe that this guy was important to Ali and is spilling about her old ways and is such a typical douche bag its kinda not believable. And ALSO this dude is all the way from San Fran, so accordingly to my research he would have to travel some good  383.2 miles just to see Ali and attend some party which he knows NOBODY there which is stupid and unrealistic. I just wanna say that ‘unrealism’ is to be expected in this movie - so be warned...

Ah, and then naturally in his typical douche bag token white guy ways, our boy Tyler gets off his tits ‘drunk’ just fir the purpose of him yelling at his girlfriend who declared his ‘soulmate’ 5 minutes ago! THIS MOVIE IS NOT CONSISTENT. Anyways, she then breaks up with him with no emotion whatsoever which instantly told me this movie had no hope for acting as i yawned. Prior to this we see him engage in a random and stupid conversation with Holly finally after a good 20 minutes of rambling. THEN he sees Holly and doesn't seem as drunk as he did 0.2 secs ago and gets in the car with this COMPLETE STRANGER and goes clubbing with her. Then we are ‘blessed’ with a cringey montage of he and her clubbing and taking what appears to be ecstasy. Then they continue to be unrealistic teens as they grind and make out for a solid 5 minutes on each other. This scene was especially painful to watch as Bella Thorne and Taylor John Smith had 0 chemistry but at least they tried. Then it cuts to the pair in bed after clearly having sex and just spends a good 15 minutes (it felt like the whole movie) of them both talking and bonding and in this HUGE MANSION which clearly isn’t Holly’s so doesn’t that tell you she’s a little PSYCHOTIC because she broke in for no damn reason?! Anyways, then Tyler and Holly fuck AGAIN and then he says he has to leave because ‘his parents’ (whom he said he only lived with his mom) would be worried. 

So he leaves and doesn’t show any interest in his Ex-Girlfriend Ali, until she texts him on--screen asking if they can talk - ONLY THEN HE’S INTERESTED. Then they have a cliche moment where he betrays her an lies but she doesn’t know it - SHOCKER! cliche again, i know. So a little while later she moves to his school and unnaturally starts becoming close with Ali, Gil, Lydia - much to Tyler's dismay which she clearly does so she can get to him. Then they make out forcefully privately and he says she can’t do this and that he’s going to be ‘fucking sorry’ which was arguably the best line in the entire movie and the one line spoken with actual emotion so bravo Bella Thorne for being the only one who can semi-act. 

Fast forward a couple more painful scenes and we find our selves seeing that Mr Dumb ass finally realized Holly is insane after she tells some lies that hurt his ego but (i agree with because he was so unlikable.) Also prior to this she tells him he used her, in which he of course denies, but to me was proven to be true as when they slept together they had a bond and he called it ‘special’ when he led her on to a false image which may have sparked her unhealthy desire for him in the first place. So yes, Tyler aka Mr ‘Such a good boyfriend’  did use Holly. 

Also note that there is a super uncomfortable make-out scene between Holly (Bella Thorne) and Gil (Nash Grier) when she speaks about her and Tyler’s fling to Ali (anonymously of course) on the beach because that’s where all Cali Teens hang right? 

Sooner or later Holly lies about being pregnant and talks about Tyler all the time and Ali never notices it being a little off because ,she too, has no brain just like everyone else except Lydia who is nearly killed so what does that tell you? Also near this moment we have, low and behold, the single handedly best scene of this god-awful movie, which is when the most likable character - Lydia suffers a seizure which is so dramatized and taken out of context considering the angles and close-up shots of her shaking her ass are not scary at all and are actually extremely hilarious, laughable and are simply comedic gold!

And then, just THEN Tyler realizes alongside a hospitalized Lydia, that this bitch, Holly is a FUCKING PSYCHO! I had to pause the damn movie to sigh in relief that this was finally noted. Then things get more ‘serious’ when Holly’’s baby-daddy, Tyler, shoves Holly who is allegedly pregnant which his child over and she bleeds and gets grazed, then she makes it her mission to tell Ali about them and she does.

Then our ‘beloved’ high-school couple (sorry Gabriela and Troy) break up at the damn beach AGAIN. Like seriously, could the director not have shot these scenes at different locations like we get it - they live in California and overly LOVE the beach, but showing something different would be a little refreshing, thanks. She says ‘she never wants to see him again’ boo-hoo crap and that’s the end of that.

BUT NOT BEFORE Holly ties fucking Alison upside down (like man that really took some effort getting up there) to her own ceiling at the mansion and then whilst Corrine, her stepmother (who doesn't do anything about her behavior despite being aware of it) tries to untie Ali but not before Holly (our favorite psychopath) strangulates her to death. This clearly showed Holly gave no fucks and made her more likable to me. 

Then Tyler and Gil turn up and there’s a classic cliche showdown which is borderline ripped right off of Scream and Friday the 13th etc in which Gil is nearly shot (OMG NASH GRIER NEARLY DIED SO INTENSE bull-crap!) and Tyler is shot in the shoulder and Ali grabs a fire-poker and stabs Holly in the side causing her to fall inevitably in to the pool. But get this - she’s not dead! - (somehow she didn’t drown or bleed to death, that was a pretty painful stab btw) as Tyler pretends so badly to be dying as Ali and Gil pretend to care and attend to him whilst the police arrive. Then Holly is implied to become obsessed with the ambulance nurse as she somehow lives and looks untouched completely. REALISTIC Y’ALL!

Then yay! all their problems are solved as 3 of them party at Tyler’s little sisters party and then it ends. Classic cliche happy ending , worst 89 minutes of my life.

Some other things i’d like to point out is how this film is meant to be an ‘American Thriller’. Excuse me, but this wasn’t dark nor a thriller - it was more like a dramatized teen movie that had been done in Hollywood several times over the past 40 decades prior to this 2017 flick. And, with some more emotion, better acting, script and realism added in (and much more) this could have had the potential to be a good and somewhat decent Netflix movie! I think despite all those factors, the thing that let this movie down also was the stupid cringey-ass cuts in-between scenes where it was a overview of California (implying YET AGAIN that the director wants you to know that’s where they live for some unspecified reason) which had a form of EDM neo pop generic dubstep TRASH playing over it too.

So yeah, this took me a while to type, and now my fingers are numb! But, this was and hopefully not my last movie review! Now please don't watch this movie because if this review and its 4.6 IMBd score and it’s 26% score on rottentomatoes.com proves that you should STAY THE HELL AWAY from this movie.

The only somewhat likable charters were Holly (the fucking psycho) and Lydia - the one who actually had a brain! All the other were extremely boring, unlikable and mediocre.

REVIEW CONCLUDED.

Until Next Time my dudes,

sarcastic-saddo

[l-in-c-future]

Too much had been said for his phenomenon by too many people, the reason why I picked this one because the coming out of bubble metaphor was an idea that I posted in this blog before through pictures. People living in their own bubbles echoed by same tunes of music while deaf to what is around. The D.Trump is one of these applicable examples. 

Many black swans are not really ‘black’ if people are more alert. And why can’t there be a green swan? Yes, the Paris Agreement was the first one. And why can’t we have a white swan (same I had pictures posted in this blog before) regarding peace and other wonderful futures we could aspire for?

I only want to add two points to this post (looking back as hindsight):

1. The rust-belt distressed people will find out-VERY SOON- that Donald Trump’s authoritarian communist dictating punishing tariffs will not work the benefits for them. If Trump learned this from his admired Putin, THE WRECKAGE of the communist blocs will be the future of MANY more people. All communists countries had once used this kind of state strongmen strategies to intervene the market by imposing significant heavy tariffs on imports. DID it stop the world moving? Nope! These policies ONLY expedient the already shaky shabby systems. 

And many people forget, imposing a heavy tariff on any consumable items WILL INSTANTLY create SERIOUS problems of smuggling. 

In the case of USA’s case, the smuggling will come from the cheaper side of the suppliers. 

Many of the stupid policies had done in other communist countries, such as China. And the FIRST suffering victim is HK. Severe cross-boarding smuggling of those heavily tariff taxed consumables. The smuggling of luxury foreign brand vehicles smuggling had happened in HK in 1980s when China first opened to the world that produced the first batch of 1-5% got rich people. But with the import tariff for locally sold foreign brands, smugglers stole cars from HK, altered them to the left wheel steering and transported these cars using small power boats, thanks to the long coastal borders. And in each of the subsequent different times, depending on what are heavily taxed, as long as there is a huge price difference, smuggling will take place. The most recent one is baby formula (milk powder). 

Donald Trump’s policies WILL NOT stop the rest of the manufacturing giants change but he will stir up MANY problems of smuggling and he will create many potential criminal activities across the borders. 

i.e. like the previous drug wars causing many deaths in Mexico, Donald Trump is opening the pandora box for the drug lords to have one more lucrative stream of incomes. 

UNLESS the local governments and people switch quickly to sustainable public transportation systems or other greener methods that don’t rely on vehicles, the smuggling won’t stop. Not likely to happen on mass-scale across the country in coming four years.  I mentioned this separately in my business blogs. I also mentioned switching the production mode to 3D that may possibly reduce the locally made manufacturing costs. However, these new technologies won’t happen in the rust belt, unless somebody is willing to open up these new techs factories in the old deserted ghost states and employed all those forsaken employees. WHO WILL LOBBY FOR THEM? America’s democracy is a money bought democracy.

Even with all these will take time to have long-term good benefits. Not many people have future visions and the courage to press it on. Politicians aren’t. The Roman stadium colossal spectators mentality of many Western voters (yes, they did it just because they could thumbs up and thumbs down) aren’t.

What they don’t know is the gladiator and the beast aren’t just a show of what they see wrestling against each other. The impacts of their thumbs up or down MAKE THEM IN THE SUBSEQUENCE OF MANY REALITIES that they are the ones being thrown down to the field after the wrestling is over. No matter whether it is a beast who won or the gladiator who won, they all have teeth to bite and tear apart much blood and flesh of many people who think they are just the spectators. Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! 

Nobody is just a spectator in a system. Unless you don’t live in a country, a place or you don’t have anything to do with it. In a globalized world, it isn’t. In America, surely it isn’t for those who live there. 

The second point is, ironically, for those who hate the big lobby money from Golden Sachs putting their bet on Donald Trump, they now see that his cabinet is exactly made up of these folks!

The lesson of believing cults is not learned. Unfortunately, religiously or politically, this is part of America.

Lastly, for those angry fanatic white men who voted for Trump because they are freaking of whether eventually, a ‘fucking’ hamster will run the country (BTW, I love guinea pigs, they are so cute), there may be days they bite their tongues preferring a hamster. At least a hamster doesn’t have the strength to command the complex sequence codes no matter how ‘wickedly naughty’ it is. A polar bear can. A polar trojan horse surely can. Any of their concerted acts also can. 

The angry white men may see being de facto ruled by the polar bear when they have “hamster phobia” or all sorts of phobia. i.e. those silly Billy Joe Bobs knocked over by a rhetoric horse and may be taken by the polar bear just because they want to run away from some imagined hamsters! 

p.s-another grave mistake made by the “hamster phobia” people and the Republicans: dismantling Obamacare will create a VERY UNSUSTAINABLE healthcare financial black holes in an aging society. It will kill many medical working opportunities as well as insurance opportunities while only benefit a few percentage of too much highly charge medical services providers for those who can afford private insurance before Obamacare.  How can Trump “make America great” again? How can he justify the loss of many potential medical sector jobs because now more people can afford the use of their services? How he justify losing the potential insurance business from those now being covered by Obamacare? On the other hand, there is little guarantee to get back the lost manufacturing jobs?! 

Risky political bets on sandy ground.