#vorc

[daffydalcop]

[thelampisaflashlight]

Aether watches the ebb and flow of Dew's emotions as an old mariner watches the sea; With a knowing ache in his chest and a sense of undying wonder.

Some days, Dew passes by and the drought of his anger is palatable.

Others, the rivers of tears down his face are a flood too great to bear.

There is very rarely a balance, a true sense of calm.

But those days, when the waters are still within him, when Dew's eyes take on the colors of the sunrise and the image of a still lake in early morning comes to mind... Oh.

Oh, there it is.

Love.

Bittersweet love.

Because like the old mariner, ne'er to return to the sea, Aether can no longer fill the place at Dew's side, nor his bed.

The yearning ages him more than the years that pass.

[whathehe11-no3]

@definitelynotdennisreynolds calling Armand Armand Di Vorce is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day and from now on that is Armand’s full name.

[eric-bogosian]

I hope that when Armand and Daniel get married that he becomes Armand Molloy. Like. Give that man a last name!

[yelloworangesoda]

i remember thinking in the shower one day “it sucks remembering a funny onision joke. bc like you cant tell anyone. bc its onision. fortunately i forgot. so win?

[itwasanangryinch]

Armand di vorce has me crying, absolutely excellent tag 🤣👏

Thank you! Someone else said it on a post a couple of weeks ago and I can't stop thinking about it whenever the issue of Armand's full name comes up.

[gregoftom]

greg laughing the loudest at matsson’s shitty sh*vorce joke right in front of sh*v makes him braver than any us marine

[super-weed-ninja]

The most important question

Are shredder and krang married in this au? Are they divorced? Are they married AND divorced?

The importance of the 87 AUs

Yes.

[brittapcrrys]

hugh laurie is just ...... So ........

[swanconcerto]

if you could fight any historical figure who would it be i’m gunning for henry viii

debussy for all of his beautiful music was a terrible person most especially to his wives so i’d love to fight him. and wagner because hes a disgusting antisemite. and beethoven because his music doesnt agree with my hands and i think it’s be funny.

[castiel-013]

He looks terrible and he's wearing long flowing robes: that's Viktor Arcane

"who is that beautiful man in the fanart on my dash": a guide

he looks terrible and he's wearing long flowing robes: that's jesus of nazareth

he looks terrible and he's wearing a green shirt: that's jonathan "jon" sims the archivist

he looks amazing and he's wearing a green shirt: that's armand de vorced

[daffydalcop]

IWTV CHARACTERS AS THE ONION HEADLINES

[captainhongjoong]

idk why it took me this long to realize but every single person in my family except for the “kids” (me and my two grown cousins, all huge losers who will never marry anyway) is divorced. my grandparents are divorced, my grandpa has been divorced more times than i can count, and my mom and my aunt are both divorced and we wish my grandma would divorce her second husband. we <3 divorce

+ the only man left in the family turned out to be a trans woman. this is a whole family of single women!!!!

[crosswordist]

which could mean nothing

which could mean nothing