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they're gonna get to keyleth and tell her what's up and she's gonna pass the word up the chain and there's gonna be a half-elf who comes down blazing out of the sky on a broomstick screaming bloody murder and just snatching that orb out of the red moonbeam and proceeding to murder ludinus da'leth with her bare fucking hands
#critical role#vox machina#bells hells#c3e65#keyleth of the air ashari#vex'ahlia#vax’ildan#vorb#critical role spoilers#critrole spoilers#cr spoilers#cr3 spoilers#c3 spoilers
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#critical role#critical role spoilers#one last one for the road (jk there will be more)#vax'ildan#vorb
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I had sort of hoped Keyleth would have matured and grown past her anger at the Matron over the past 33 years but I suppose it's in character that she hasn't fully dealt with her grief yet. And the Vorb probably isn't helping her issues either. It just sucks because I think a lot of the fandom take Vox Machina's grief fueled blame and fully accept it as fact when the reality is that Vax's situation is almost entirely his own responsibility. The only other person with any remote culpability is Percy. And even Percy is only really to blame for accidentally Killing Vex, not for Vax's choices. But even if you want to hold Percy accountable for Vax's choice in the tomb as well, that still doesn't make him responsible for Vax's death. Vax could have lived a long full life as the Matron's Champion, as shown by the Delightful Purvan Suul and his companion Galdric.
Vax was a borderline suicidal, self-sacrificing character from day one. He always threw himself into danger headfirst regardless of the cost to himself. Between Percy accidentally setting off the trap creating the circumstances for Vax trading himself to the matron during Vex's resurrection, all the way up to Vax CHOSING to come back as a revenant after being disintegrated in order to help defeat Vecna, the choices have always been his. Especially him, fate touched as he is. Ultimately, Vecna killed Vax and Vax killed Vax. I think it's easier to blame the Matron than to be angry with Vax for being who he was.
The Matron maintains the balance of life and death. She accepted Vax's offers both times, do you think she should have refused? The first refusal would have meant Vex's death, and the second refusal would have meant Vax possibly just staying dead after being disintegrated, and not being there to fight against Vecna, which was truly an all hands on deck situation. There was no time to fuck around with a resurrection ritual that might not even work, the whole world was in danger. One life, a life that was already lost, is a small price to pay to save the world. I'm pretty sure Vax would agree with me!
Frankly, Vox Machina were super lucky and privileged to have so many successful resurrections between them. I think they got a little spoilt and entitled about it honestly. Most people have never even met someone who's been resurrected before, they did it like 20 times! Vax was disintegrated, he chose to come back as a revenant to fight Vecna, protect the world, and help his family. An opportunity he was only given due to his allegiance to the Matron. She gave Vox Machina and Vax extra time together and a chance to help save the world.
For those of you shouting "what about true resurrection!?! I hear you, and Matt said it's complicated and didn't elaborate lol. Personally, I think the Matron has quite the special a barrier of entry to true resurrection, if the spell even works at all in Exandria. I think they touched on it briefly in Calamity but I've forgotten. I can only imagine what insane ritual Matt concocted years ago that he's had plenty of time to work on since. Part of the Matron's whole thing is that everyone must eventually go into death, sure they can avoid it for a while, so some resurrection is fine (the DC gets higher every time), but eventually enough is enough and it's time to go. Hence why necromancers and liches are her enemies.
At any rate, I'm really proud of Keyleth for going to therapy and I hope she goes back when all of this moon business is over because she still needs it and that turtle lady in the frog seemed great lol.
#critical role#vox machina#the matron of ravens#vax'ildan#keyleth#grief#anger#misplaced blame#vecna#purvan suul#galdric#choices#vorb#critical role spoilers#campaign 1#campaign 3#bells hells
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Keyleth making Vax'ilorb cookies to cope 😔
#i googled black cookies and this was one of the better results#didn't know black cocoa powder was a thing#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#vox machina#keyleth of the air ashari#keyleth#vax'ildan#vax'ilorb#vorb#vaxleth#keyleth x vax#vax x keyleth#cookies#baking#food#cr memes#cr spoilers#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme#cr3#cr c3
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You know what I'm thinking about? That trip to Vergessen.
Not the memorable one. The super innocuous one, in which Ludinus and Trent insisted they'd just dug this weird rock out of the ground weeks ago, it's nothing to them, the Bright Queen can have it. The one where Eadwulf told Caleb he looked good despite having just crawled out of an eldritch horror's sludge and then showed off his super muscular, super tatted arms.
Let's return to Eadwulf's arms in a moment.
The scourgers were helping out with the Assembly's research portfolio, which at the time had included Ludinus's pet project of developing dunamantic super-serum. The scourgers had also previously been involved—in their off time, when they weren't doing their primary duties of torture and execution—with human experimentation of methods of augmenting a mage's personal reserves of magic.
Sound familiar?
(Really, Ludinus, are you too old to test your experiments on yourself?)
Back to Eadwulf's well-sculpted arms. By the time we meet him in 836 PD, whatever might've been done to them in 810 PD has been covered with those pointedly geometric tats. Somewhere around the same time span, an assassination attempt is made on the life of the Voice of the Tempest by assassins using what was likely a prototype of Otohan Thull's dunamantic contraption, which is a kind of harness that uses the distilled dunamis created by Yeza Brenatto from studying the stolen beacons. This attack of course left multiple Ashari dead and beyond the point of recovery, among them Derrig and Will.
Six years later, Otohan Thull of course would kill Fearne, Orym, and Laudna in battle using that contraption, and not long after would also use the same assassination tactic to draw out the Champion of the Raven Queen so Ludinus could press him into an orb.
Still with me?
In Molaesmyr, after the Solstice had been stuck in time, Team Wildemount find a number of interesting items in Gildhollow, Ludinus's forsaken bachelor pad. Notable among them is a chest harness designed to consume various natural sources of power in order to augment the wearer's arcane abilities.
I think it's incredibly likely that the human experimentation component of the scourger program, given its scope, was requested if not designed by Ludinus, in an effort to further his research in the realm of augmenting mortals' capacities for magic. (Mechanically, I imagine this equates to additional spell slots per day, or the capacity to singlehandedly pull off experimental spells beyond the scope of ninth level, i.e. Dunamantic Nap spell, but that's just speculation.)
Primarily my point here is to demonstrate that its entirely possible if not likely that even the minutiae of the Assembly's horrific program to create child soldiers may have been part of Ludinus's effort to release Predathos and kill the gods, in an effort to show how broadly this may touch even other previous campaigns.
Additionally my point is to say that if anyone has reason to lead the vanguard (pun intended) of righteous warfare against Ludinus Da'leth, it's a Liam O'Brien PC, and frankly, at this point, given all of this character reasoning to do so, I do not care which one.
#critical role#cr spoilers#ludinus da'leth#orym of the air ashari#caleb widogast#vorb#(i do think I'm funny thanks :3)#cr meta#also it's possible the nein bathed before getting shuffled off to vergessen but i do not remember. it's for the joke.
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cursed doodles that came from a hilarious conversation between me and @colonelcheru today - what if Vox had a round head????? (original VORB by cheru can be found HERE)
our vorbular-faced prince
#VORB#bapple goofs#bapple draws#bapple memes#lol#vox#vox hazbin#hazbin hotel shitpost#hazbin shitpost#hazbin memes#bapple chats#discord lols#bapple has friends
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AU where you can use the Vorb as a Pokéball 🤣
I’m Vax! Raven Queen is @captainsparklefingers
#cosplay#critical role#critical role cosplay#vax’ilorb#vorb#vax’ildan#vax cosplay#raven queen#matron of ravens#vox machina#cr3#vax: legend of vox machina
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I heard there was a development on the Vax’ilorb front.
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man i love vaxleth
#also the keyfish plush was made using my very poor handsewing abilities#by coincidence i have an obsidian orb and a raven feather both gifted to me by the same person#critical role#critical role spoilers#crit role spoilers#vox machina#vaxleth#vax’leth#c3 e51#vax’ildan#vax’ilorb#vorb#keyleth#keyfish#keyleth of the air ashari#bells hells
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TLOVM SNEAK PEAK TLOMV SNEAK PEAK TLOVM SNEAK PEAK TLOMV SNEAK PEAK TLOVM SNE- is that fucking vorb
#WHY IS THERE VAX AS AN ORB IN THE SNEAK PEAK OF THEIR SHOW ABOUT THEIR F I R S T CAMPAIGN#anyway i'm unwell how are all of you doing#THE SHOT WITH KEYLETH BEING THE ONLY ONE LEFT H U R T S#AND THE FEATHERS#AAAAAAA#i need october now.#also m9 animated show news#anything#really#even a “we'll release it sometime in the next 3 years”#but please no#make it a year tops#anyway i'm yapping now#but yes#vorb is here#critical role#cr#cr1#tlovm#the legend of vox machina#vox machina#vorb#vax'ildan#keyleth#keyleth of the air ashari
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best case scenario: vax is not a ball
worst case scenario: he stays a ball
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#critical role#cr spoilers#cr3e76#grog strongjaw#keyleth of the air ashari#percival de rolo#pike trickfoot#scanlan shorthalt#vorb#vax’ildan#vex’ahlia#taryon darrington#allura vysoren#shaun gilmore#I really want to see lieve’tel#and grog#vox machina#i hope we see them#and I hope they wreck shit#vex is gonna feed ludinus to trinket and it’s gonna be so funny#she’s gonna murder him#I love it#please show up
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When Matt mentions Vax screaming my brain supplied Liam's Gaara scream and now I'm not okay
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A marble that just screams
#critical role#cr3#cr c3#critrole#critrole memes#vax'ildan#vax'ilorb#vorb#why can't you just be normal#screams#cr spoilers#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme
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