#vodka mixers

[thedevilsofficialblog]

I had a housewarming party for my new house, and everyone I invited brought alcohol…I’m not sure I’ve ever been this sloshed

[adderallbastard]

shots shots shots shots shots shots

[squeemy-adventures]

♥️mmm refreshing♥️

[taichissu]

its my cousin's 18th bday party today but it's my Rich Cousin so i probably won't be getting drunk or anything

[blue-banditt]

omg guys yakult (asian probiotic yogurt drink) + vodka ?? SMASH

[naughtydogg]

we bought beer the other day and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to the fucking ounces because look

tiny beer 🍺

[transzilla]

sooo i’ve always wondered. what drinks should i get if i wanna look like a man? i’m always worried to order at bars. afraid I’ll look like too much of a pansy <3

To be honest I think if you just order something classy like a tom collins or gin tonic instead of like a frat boy drink you just look like severe enough of an alcoholic that it comes off as like haww my bitch ex wife masculine, like to me shit like vodka shots and fireball is a pussy ass drink even though people hype it up because it's like... a teenager drink. Like jesus christ shots of fireball... like a cinnamon jelly bean has a higher alcohol content than that and honestly less sugar. Personally I'm not a mixed drink person, sipping on straight liquor is always a pretty ballsy move and people are like woww he can drink without making a face, i like whiskey over rocks or tbh I am a big scotch guy so I like drinking that just straight with no ice. If you want to look masculine drinking a beer is ok but like... don't drink beer at a bar just buy a pack. you'll go broke. I also harshly judge people who can't get drunk without spiking soda or juice. Like you're already drinking alcohol give your poor circulation system a break with the sugary shit. Like we have drugs if you don't like the taste of alcohol stop with the whipped cream blueberry ipa shit. Just don't drink like a MIDDLE SCHOOLER

[dreamertrilogys]

best alcohol to cope w dysphoria at family events go

[mrsmarlasinger]

Day-drinking for some fucking reason

There's a gross amount of vodka in this glass tbh

[binch-i-might-be]

working a weird half shift today. let's go lesbians

[exfausting]

wish i could enjoy alc and coffee like normal adults but no i have to sugar bomb the fuck out of it but at least my drink is pretty

[anthonycrowley]

As someone whose dad is big into weird IPAs I respect beer drinkers, but I think the thing with beer is. If I get a shitty can of fruit cider, it's still gonna taste like yummy fruit. Same with mixed drinks, it doesn't really matter what brand of vodka I have with my coke, it's still gonna be yummy. But if I have to put a lot of effort into finding a beer that doesn't make me think of salty mouldy bread, then I'm just gonna stick to my silly little fruit drink instead, ygm?

cool.

[adderallbastard]

its 1pm andtime for a drink methinks

[judeswhore]

alcohol tastes like expired electricity I must say

Im soz what 😂 first time ive ever heared this! I reccomend you try a smirn off cider or a vodka martini

i get like straight vodka fully tastes like bleach but once u start mixing ur alright

[pandaemoanium]

so whaaatcha drinkin'~~?

vodka soda :P

[orcelito]

It does feel really nice to go into my kitchen and see it not entirely filled with grime...

Like I still have more to do. But it feels so open. Is this what it's like to have a functional apartment?