#vinegar valentine

[kuroshitsuji-rarepairs]

It's January, but I don't care. I found out about vinegar Valentines. I thought of two ships and one being Sebard. If you add Agni into the equation, I feel like they'd just get a regular Valentine for him, not because he couldn't handle the vulgarity but because he's just so nice.

[sixminutestoriesblog]

vinegar valentines

It's February 14th, Valentine's Day, and love is in the air. Today is the day to send flowers, share chocolates and, perhaps most famous of all, to find the perfect card to express your deepest feelings to the ones who have been on your mind forever.

Welcome to yet another tradition of the Victorian era that lasted from the 1840s to the 1940s.

That's right, for the price of only a penny, you could send scathing 'valentines' to the people you felt deserved it. Some friends took advantage of this to send joking cuts to their fellows. Most Victorians took it a bit more seriously however.

The nicknamed 'vinegar valentines' were usually printed like postcards, single-side on cheap paper and could be sent through the mail. There were occasions when a postmaster or mail carrier would refuse to deliver them but that was rare.

Anyone that didn't fit into society's expectations of the time was subject to them, bullying through the mail long before doing it online was available.

Granted, sending the valentines was often considered outside of polite society too, so most of these cards were sent anonymously. One would hate to get a 'valentine' of their own for being catty.

Eventually, the tradition fell out of favor and then out of the public's memory. These days any salty valentines we send to our friends are usually done in good humor.

The anonymous ridicule is saved for online.

[yummygummygomi]

Happy new years evil joJo Nation ^_^

[dioslesbianwife]

Headcannons for Jojo villains and how they’d act with a crush + what kind of person I think they’d be attracted to.

Dio

Type:

I think he’d like confident, ambitious, and self-assured individuals who challenge him intellectually and emotionally. Bonus points if they have a bit of a rebellious streak or a mysterious aura. He’d want someone who doesn't blindly worship him but still admires his power.

How He Acts:

Dio doesn’t fall for someone lightly- it’s all or nothing. He’ll fixate on their every move, convinced that they belong to him. The moment he perceives any kind of threat or rival, he eliminates it without hesitation.

When he flirts, it’s incredibly intense, piercing stares, lingering touches, and comments that toe the line between alluring and unnerving.

If he succeeds in seducing the object of his affections, the gifts he gives will be extravagant. Roses, rare jewels, and maybe even an entire estate. Anything less wouldn’t be worthy of his crush.

Kars

Type:

Strong willed and intelligent people who can hold their own. He respects cunning and determination. Aesthetic beauty also matters to him- not necessarily conventional attractiveness, moreso someone whose features complement each other well if that makes sense. Bonus points for someone who shares his appreciation for nature.

How He Acts:

Kars is subtle and strategic. He’ll study his crush carefully, ensuring he knows their likes, dislikes, and small details about them.

He often shows off his intellect or skills to impress them, showcasing his knowledge in a way that seems effortless but is very deliberate. His compliments are poetic and flowery, often comparing his crush to natural wonders.

There’s a predatory undertone to his behavior- he sees them as something to be claimed, but he’s patient and willing to wait until they are “ready” in his eyes.

If rejected, he hides his disappointment very well, but his determination to win them over increases tenfold.

Yoshikage Kira

Type:

Quiet, unassuming, and polite individuals who won’t disrupt his desire for a peaceful life. He likes someone elegant and well kept, someone who seems “perfect” on the surface. He’s especially into people with delicate hands. Long fingers, smooth skin, or anything that catches his attention.

How He Acts:

Kira is pretty uncomfortable when he has a crush. This is a disruption to his quiet life. He tries to act normal but definitely stares for too long. He might “accidentally” bump into his crush in the most carefully planned ways, all while pretending it’s a coincidence.

I can see him trying to go about wooing his crush in traditionally romantic ways to align with his carefully crafted persona. Small gifts start showing up. A perfectly arranged bouquet, a beautifully handwritten note, or a box of chocolates left anonymously.

If he feels his obsession growing, he becomes more withdrawn, afraid of slipping up and letting his other urges take over.

He fantasizes about a quiet life with his crush, free from chaos, imagining them as the perfect addition to his meticulously crafted world.

Diavolo

Type:

Mysterious, independent individuals who don’t reveal everything about themselves. He’s drawn to people who are both confident and slightly unpredictable. Bonus points if they’re creative or resourceful, as he respects ingenuity.

How He Acts:

Diavolo is secretive and cautious. He doesn’t let his crush know how he feels but watches them from the shadows, learning their habits and routines. He sends Doppio to interact with his crush first, testing the waters and gauging their personality before making a move.

If he decides to pursue them, it’s in a very controlled, calculated way. His dates are expensive but private. He avoids public displays of affection to keep his identity hidden. Deep down, he’s terrified of being vulnerable, so he may push them away if he feels they’re getting too close.

If his crush is in danger, however, he’ll become more protective, erasing threats without hesitation.

Doppio

Type:

Kind, and nurturing individuals who make him feel safe and appreciated. He’ll appreciate people who treat him gently and don’t judge his eccentricities. He also appreciates someone with a bit of a playful side.

How He Acts:

Doppio is easily flustered around his crush. He avoids eye contact, trying to act natural. He does small, thoughtful things to make them happy, like leaving them little gifts or helping them with random tasks. He talks to himself a lot more when they’re around, accidentally spilling his feelings in bits and pieces.

Doppio might get jealous easily but wouldn’t know how to express it properly. Instead, he sulks quietly or becomes overly clingy.

If Diavolo steps in, things get complicated. Doppio’s crush might unknowingly become a pawn in one of Diavolo’s schemes. Doppio would try to get permission from Diavolo to pursue his crush. Depending on how that goes, they may or may not be in danger.

Enrico Pucci

Type:

I see him liking someone deeply spiritual or philosophical, with a strong sense of purpose. Pucci admires people who are passionate about their beliefs, even if they don’t align with his. He’s drawn to calm, serene individuals who seem almost otherworldly.

How He Acts:

Pucci is composed and reserved, but his crush stirs a conflict within him. He worries about whether his feelings align with his divine mission. He would engage his crush in long, meaningful conversations, subtly steering the topics toward their values and beliefs to see if they’re what God has planned for him or if they’re just a distraction to his goals.

He prays for guidance constantly, torn between his faith and his feelings. If he believes his crush is part of his destiny, he becomes devoted to them. Pucci might (whether intentionally or unintentionally) guilt trip his crush, using religious metaphors to make them feel connected to his mission.

His protective streak comes out if they’re in danger. He views it as his duty to shield them from harm, even if it means going to extremes.

Funny Valentine

Type:

Patriotic, noble, and idealistic individuals who share his vision for a better future. He greatly admires people who are loyal and willing to sacrifice for the greater good. He also respects intelligence and subtlety, drawn to those who are tactful and diplomatic.

How He Acts:

Outwardly Valentine is a gentleman, treating his crush with the utmost respect and courtesy. He goes out of his way to ensure their comfort and happiness. His feelings manifest in grand gestures, lavish dinners, eloquent speeches, and promises of unwavering support.

He’s highly strategic, ensuring that his crush aligns with his goals before fully committing. If they don’t, he’ll either try to “convince” them his vision of America is perfect. Or he’ll keep them at a distance and just use them until he’s satisfied and ready to move on.

If he views his crush as part of his grand design, he won’t tolerate anyone interfering. If he really cares about his crush and they’re in danger, he’ll risk almost anything to protect them, justifying it as a necessary sacrifice for the sake of love and his country.

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Anyway, hope you enjoyed my take on these guys! Requests are always open ofc! 🩷

[7mbueart]

I added Diego and Doppio to the villains cuz I like pretty bois. Will work on the Jojos, then bros, then minor foes but that’s a long time from now

[paraparasect]

Heehee villain house. (Kars is going to have his own place with the other pillar men.)

[rariw]

heads to watching horrors with jojo villains, because why not

dio

will constantly think about how characters could have acted differently in this or that situation. since he reads a lot, and likes to do it more than watch, he will constantly compare adaptation with the original and discussed with others (pucci espescially)

kars

watching films of any quality, would be surprised by the spec-effects and would observe the gradual evolution of cinema (he decided out of boredom to spend his free time watching all existing horror movies in one gulp, starting with the very first and ending with modern ones, because why not? besides, he is immortal, theres no concept of time for him)

kira

to begin with, he would carefully checking his schedule so as not to disrupt the daily routine due to watching a movie (in my headcanon yoshikage has ocd), and then prepare space and food so that everything was "peaceful and calm." he watches horrors with a focus on detective stories in order to possibly learn something new for himself

doppio

is easily scared off by screamers. sincerely sad when animals or children suffer in the frame. if scene is too frightening, doppio will close his eyes or turn away. he will ask questions about the motivation of the characters (why did they go there? why are they doing this?)

diavolo

tries not to show that anything scares him, like he's not impressionable anymore, but sometimes he was really scared. maybe he'll die of fright a couple of times. and after movie, for at least two more weeks diavolo will look around, be afraid of every rustle in the dark, skip from the toilet to bed at night, and close windows with curtains (in my headcanon he has paranoid schizophrenia)

pucci

i don't think he's really interested in watching anything on tv. but out of politeness, he will still sit in living room with others, doing something of his own and occasionally glancing at the screen. he doesn't miss much, even if he's looking at fuck off. if he's interested in the dialogues, he will join the viewing. pucci also doesn't mind watching something with dio and discussing it with him.

valentine

perhaps he will think that everything that is happening is real (like a documentary, news or something) until someone explains the opposite to him. if valentine is asked to turn up the volume or rewind, he will look at the board with sincere incomprehension (if by that time he has not been taught how to use it, or if valentine himself does not guess)

tooru

he will watch absolutely any movie just to kill time, although he still prefers the good old classics (even if he has already watched them 10 times). tooru pays special attention to the music in movie, and if he likes the soundtrack, he will find it at any cost to listen to during night walks for atmospheric

acca howler

....whu?

[denpamen]

[discountskeppy]

jofoes need some grub..

[morethansalad]

Red Velvet Cupcakes (Vegan)

[justanotherkuroblog]

Ciel and Sebastian send each other vinegar Valentines. Sebastian thinks he's oh so clever with his message and makes the card pretty and elaborate with the right amount of spite. Ciel probably just wrote, "I hate you," but placed how he really feels inside along with a gift like a quality quill pen.

[beetlesweet]

some stuff i made while drawing on magma with a friend :p

unfortunately she doesn't have a tumblr or really any socials where she posts art so i cant really tag her //

all characters are in tags, besides the calico critters

[yummygummygomi]

I love your drawings and headcannons for the JoFoes. I had a question. How do the JoFoes react to the changes with technology and with memes?

I'm very glad someone liked my Jofoe ballsack head cannon

And to answer your question they react Like this:

[dioslesbianwife]

Here are some jojo villains headcannons for receiving gifts on their birthdays!

You’ve somehow found out the birthdays of every villain in the house (except the Pillar Men because their age is…hard to tell) and make a big deal out of celebrating them. Whether they love or hate it depends on the villain.

How You Find Their Birthdays:

Kira’s Journal: You snuck into Kira’s room and borrowed his neatly organized personal planner, which he kept for his old life. Naturally, this included his birthday.

“Kira, I know your birthday’s coming up! Do you like cake or pie better?”

“…How do you know that?”

Pucci’s Notes: You peeked in one of Pucci’s journals during one of his long monologues and found a note about his birthday in the margins. He now keeps all his writings locked up.

Dio’s Ranting: Dio casually mentioned his birthday during one of his speeches. Later you ask for the exact date. You immediately jotted it down.

Doppio/Diavolo’s Documents: You’d have to have hacked into Diavolo’s personal records because he would never divulge that information. Diavolo is still trying to figure out how you did it.

Valentine’s Records: You grilled Valentine over dinner about his “human side,” pretending to be fascinated by his patriotism. He gave that sob story about his dad and the handkerchief.

Reactions:

Dio Gift: A custom mirror engraved with “To the world’s most perfect being.” You even add a few rhinestones because you know how much Dio loves to sparkle lol.

Reaction: Dio basks in the attention. Deep down, he loves the gift, though he’ll never admit it.

“Hmm. You’re an odd creature, but this is… acceptable.”

Kira Yoshikage Gift: A pristine pair of leather gloves and a bouquet of roses to match his aesthetic. You also bake him a hand-shaped cake. He’s horrified.

Reaction: Kira begrudgingly accepts the gloves (because they are high quality) but refuses to acknowledge the cake. He spends the entire day avoiding you.• “I don’t know how you know my birthday, but I’d appreciate it if you didn’t.”

Diavolo Gift: A limited-edition Italian silk scarf in his favorite shade of crimson.

Reaction: Diavolo is suspicious, thinking you’re trying to gain leverage over him. He eventually accepts the gift when Doppio convinces him it’s harmless.

“Tread carefully. I don’t trust your motives.”

Doppio Gift: A pink rotary phone because it matches his vibe.

Reaction: Doppio adores it and spends hours pretending to make calls with it. Diavolo later destroys the phone out of sheer annoyance.

“You’re the best!”

Pucci Gift: A first-edition copy of a rare theological text you found.

Reaction: Pucci is conflicted. On one hand, he appreciates the gift. On the other, he’s uncomfortable with how much effort you put into finding out his birthday.

“Your persistence is… unsettling.” He keeps the book locked in his room.

Funny Valentine Gift: A custom pocket watch with an engraving of the American flag on the front and his initials inside.

Reaction: Valentine is both touched and suspicious. He accepts the gift with a stiff nod and politely thanks you. He later examines it for tracking devices (just in case).

“Your thoughtfulness is appreciated. However, I will not tolerate any schemes.”

Pillar Men: They are spared from your birthday obsession because you couldn’t possibly figure out their birthdays. This doesn’t stop you from giving them gifts anyway.

Kars: Gets a gemstone-encrusted hairbrush because his hair is so gorgeous. He throws it at you.

Esidisi: Receives a set of scented candles because you thought they’d calm him down. He cries tears of rage.

Wamuu: Gets a polished silver armband. He accepts it graciously and bows, earning him the title of your favorite.

The Aftermath: Most of the villains are deeply unnerved by your stalkerlike knowledge of their birthdays, but your gifts are always so perfectly tailored that they can’t bring themselves to refuse.

You celebrate with so much enthusiasm that even the grumpiest villains (like Kira and Diavolo) eventually start tolerating you, though none of them will ever admit they secretly look forward to their birthdays now.

[zhe-awesome-me-blog]

Digging up old stuff from my folders lmao

[paraparasect]

losing my fucking mind at the sims 4 main screen update

the way whitesnake is posing in the middle while holding killer queen absolutely sent me