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it's because you're always in that damn torture labyrinth

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Anyone else get kind of horned up when peeling a citrus fruit, due to its yonic interior

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knuckle tattoos that say OKAY YAY❤️

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pink pony club full performance at grammys 2025

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DOECHII'S full performance of catfish and denial Is a river at the GRAMMYS

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mouse bites™

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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

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hey man this is a fight to the death. why are you bricked up rn

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started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

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CHAPPELL ROAN performing at the 67th Annual Grammy Awards, February 2, 2025

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characters fantasizing about killing each other as a metaphor for gay sex

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and i don’t even like staying up this late i just do it

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beginning to suspect that if I ever want to have a published novel I will have to actually write a novel, which is frankly ghoulish

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Liu Mingyan is so cool, i wish fujoshis were real 😔

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its important to almost get hit by a car once a week to remind yourself that you arent scared of being hit by a car

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Tshirt idea I had

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