#vespacito

[hehehoohoohole]

Vespers payment is chunks from your sanity

That 20$ tit biting ask with Santi reminds me of the Lady gaga video "a whole 20$ for me?? Sweetie no, I'm a cheap slut"

And if that doesn't scream Santi/Vesper, what will?

They're not cheap sluts, the trick is making you think that they are.

Santi's actually pretty expensive. And Vesper won't ask for money, but he'll definitely suck the normal out of you.

[thenongski]

Quickie! Orders came in.. #vespacito #vesparada (at Airforce One Digital KTV)

[lacaja-depandora]

Vespacito, la moto del verano, por @DoctorEbola666

[anyonghalimaw]

[slimetony]

Funny little motorcycle going slow in spain... call that vespacito

[edumerino]

Ya tengo mi nueva gorra del sorteo @caphuntersshop y me queda genial. #😍😘 #matizado #cool #coolmen #vespa #vespacito #model #cap #coolcap (en Etxebarri)

[creativechristian4-blog]

Jim, after Merlin used his Vespa to make Toby's and Claire's armor:

It's so sad!

Toby: ALEXA! PLAY "VESPACITO"!

[thefoundsouls-blog]

Vespacito 🛵 . . . Alt caption: zoom zoom https://ift.tt/2TWByDA

[hehehoohoohole]

You can do it Anon, if you feel very worried about it being found, try to find a little lock box for under your bed!

Vesper can you give me a lil courage? I've been thinking of buying a toy but honestly I'm a bit shy and scared my overly religious parents will find it, I though he could give me a word of encouragement

Oh this is a non-issue.

Vesper would remove you from your overly religious household. Simple as that. It's a win-win situation, when you think about it. He understands there must be all kinds of religious trauma in that little head, so think of it this way-

You don't need to feel guilty about perhaps enjoying the brand new pleasurable world you'll be tossed into, because as far as your parents know, poor innocent maiden you was taken away by the big bad demon...

No one in your fanily needs to know you're picking and trying out new sex toys with the King of Lust. Only the best for you, his perfect, luscious Queen.

[kibutsug]

haruko: *runs over naota on her bike*

haruko: this is so sad canti play vespacito

[thenongski]

Lunch out muna from work.. #vesparada #vespacito #vespa (at ABS-CBN)

[justjacobmusic]

Vespacito > Despacito #LOL Original from @dillonfrancis at https://www.instagram.com/p/BZg9Bs2jfOU/

[motorettemx]

Muchos de ustedes pensarán que el título de esta nota no tiene nada que ver con la mítica Vespa o que es un error; sin embargo, quienes asistimos al 8º Encuentro Nacional Vespa México del Vespa Club México, recordarán la tarde del sábado 29 de abril como una de las más “acústicas” de sus vidas.

Pero bueno, la verdad es que fue un festejo del día del niño diferente a los que había tenido en mis 36 años de vida, ya que en esta ocasión viajé a la ciudad de la eterna primavera, Cuernavaca, gracias a Grupo Motoplex y Vespa, una de sus cuatro marcas de motocicletas (Aprilia, Piaggio, Moto Guzzi y Vespa) para ser parte de este encuentro anual y vivir de cerca el estilo de vida del icónico y colorido scooter.

Todo comenzó el viernes 28, con una rodada de 40km aproximadamente, de la ciclopista de Vistahermosa, en Cuernavaca, a Tepoztlán, reuniendo a más de 100 Vespas de todas las épocas y modelos que llenaron de alegría el centro del pueblo mágico. Un par de horas después seguimos la rodada al rancho La Morada de los Caballos, a 15km del Tepozteco. Ahí pasamos el día formando parte de los diferentes clubes, conociendo a varias figuras dentro de la escena, tiendas de ropa y accesorios, talleres como el de nuestros amigos de Vespatitlán y sus creaciones; bandas de rock (de aquí la anécdota de la maestra de yoga y Malmalario); foodtrucks y muchas Vespas de todos los años y modelos.

  El sábado 29, después de la fiesta del día anterior, partimos del Jardín etnobotánico de Acapantzingo a la Morelense, en el pueblo de Tetecala, a unos 50km aproximadamente. Aquí la rodada incluyó tramos de autopista y carreteras federales, pueblitos y terracerías. El lugar, cabe destacar, que era espectacular: instalaciones, jardines, feria de productos, y más, superaron por mucho al día anterior. La diversión la puso el concurso #Vespacito, donde muchos conductores mostraron sus habilidades manejando lo más lento posible sin salirse de sus carriles. Música del Dj, consurso de Vespas, artistas gráficos interviniendo algunos cascos, hamburguesas, aguas de sabores y muchas cervezas nos dejaron a todos felices bajo los 35ºC con los que Morelos vive constantemente.

El domingo 30 siguió la celebración, aunque nosotros volvimos a la ciudad de México para festejar a nuestros hijos en el día del niño. Obviamente para mí, pasar dos días recorriendo el estado de Morelos en una Vespa, con algunos amigos, rodeado de verdaderos fanáticos Vespistas (pude ver muchas Vespas tatuadas y scooters con infinidad de equipo adicional), fue un regalo que no olvidaré y del cual me contagié por completo. Y si en el pasado una Vespa se me hacía poco práctica para viajar, el día de hoy quiero una GTS300 y la iré a comprar con mis amigos de Motoplex, quienes amablemente nos pusieron toda la gama para probarlas: la Clásica, Primavera, Sprint y GTS300. Todas nos encantaron y las recomendamos ampliamente; sus precios van desde los $68,500 hasta los $148,500 pero valen cada centavo, ya que encontramos frenos ABS, control de tracción, inyección electrónica, buen espacio para guardar nuestros objetos y una imagen que no te la da otro vehículo de dos ruedas.

Definitivamente fue un evento perfectamente bien organizado por los clubes y autoridades del estado, quienes en todo momento nos dirigieron y protegieron, señalizando la ruta, abriéndonos paso a los “peregrinos”, apoyando a quienes sufrieron desperfectos y me atrevo a decir que todo salió muy bien. El próximo año, la novena edición será en Tijuana, así que desde hoy comenzaré a prepararme para ir de la CDMX a Baja California en una 300GTS.

Conoce más de ellas en: www.motoplexzapata.com y no te pierdas nuestra galería aquí

#EnVespaMX o ¿Cómo se llama tu maestra de Yoga? Muchos de ustedes pensarán que el título de esta nota no tiene nada que ver con la mítica…

[hehehoohoohole]

Livius confirmed "Warriors" role player.

How would the icons respond to you saying “if i was a cat and i meowed at u, would u meow back at me? be honest”

Vesper: " If you were a cat you would be removed from my mansion. "

Vorticia: " ... You sound like my girls when they were five. "

Zizz: " I'm clipping... Your nails first. "

Rinx: " No, but I have many laser pointers. "

Livius: " Meow! "

Cero: " Do you ever have anything intelligent to say? "

Kalymir: " I'D BARK. "

[eldritch-spouse]

Every now and then I’m reminded of the fact that you once referred to vesper “boo boo the sex fool” and I die laughing how would vesper react to his partner having him saved in their phone as that or if they just outright called him it? I’m imagining calling him it during fun times and him ether ignoring it or just laughing

[I think it was Boo Boo the Fuck Fool, actually. I think that started when I was first sketching him, and he kind of looked like a fluffy clown. But I started digging how silly he was getting. He's also commonly called Vespacito.]

He might not see it on your phone immediately. Or assume that it's one of your booty calls, because he too likes to give his friends and bedpets different nicknames. Santi is marked down as Hotpocket, so there's that.

If you call Vesper Boo Boo the Fuck Fool while you're mid-coitus, he has to halt entirely to process what you just said. He has to look down just to confirm that this isn't some fetish terminology he's unaware of, and then, suddenly, he laughs so hard you're probably vibrating from how loud the sound is.

That's amazing. That's- Where did you get that?? The sex has been successfully halted, he's going to need a minute or two to laugh it out. And probably an eternity to come up with something half as funny he can toss at you.

If Lacai or any of the other servants happen to hear this, then that's all Vesper will be called behind his back.

He's not even mad.

[eldritch-spouse]

How would Vespacito react to a queen who had been deaf her whole life and so her moans weren’t typical (deaf people do moan differently than hearing people). Would he find them special?

[Really? I've read a few articles saying the noise isn't that different from hearing people, but I wouldn't know honestly.]

Listen, there's one thing he absolutely adores about this.

You likely aren't very aware of your volume. It's already hard to control your volume when sleeping with Vesper as a hearing person, a deaf lover will probably moan loud enough to have the imps outside cackling and clapping. Wow, you're really having the time of your life there, aren't you?

It gets Vesper so hot and bothered that maybe, just maybe, people outside the mansion can hear you losing your mind over his touch. Talking about a dickthrob of a concept.

Your moans are definitely new to him, regardless of them being pretty unique or somewhat similar to a hearing person's, he's heard so many people's specific noises of pleasure that he'll easily identify your quirks and remember them well. There's no mocking intent to be found, your moans are probably not the wildest he's heard, and he'll stop you from covering your mouth in case any past lovers criticized you over it.

Although the Icon learns sign language so he can communicate his depraved fantasies to you, he sometimes struggles due to only having four fingers in each hand, so be a little patient while Vesper learns.