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↳ CALE OPENS THE SCORING FOR THE AVS | COL v. BUF | 1.2.25

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wow that flyers one actually hurt (Nolan AND Claude, sobs)

NHL x text posts

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stumbled upon this video on the sharks' tiktok and found yet another gem in the comments

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oh god is someone trying to dethrone Mitch Marner's dad for evil momager

rick not clapping for mack but smittys dad did ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

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ive really enjoyed all the baby shark content :]

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you have a disgusting "true love" fetish

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i'm not into real people Fiction i'm into real people Facts. speculating about real people is parasocial and weird and invasive. however some things just happened. and my source is that i feel like it

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he said the only one sitting next to MY wife on pride night is me

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what if we were teammates of 19 years who said things like "i remember watching you play in latvia, thinking how lucky i was that i was going to be your teammate" and "sid saved me" and "only for pittsburgh, always with sid" and "i just always liked him from the start. always have. always will"... and we were both boys

(and what if sports reporters wrote alpha/alpha romance about us. what then.)

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they each get a text from their goalies about this later (Woll and Andersen)

are we. interrupting

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#THEY WANT HIM SO BAD 😭😭😭😭#BACK ! BACK I SAY !!!#mitch marner#toronto maple leafs#just the use of ‘court’ is sending me

when u literally catch ao3 tags in actual news posts #courting #omegaverse #regency #bridgerton leafs au

LIKE HES SOME SORT OF VICTORIAN MAIDEN?????

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use promo code ‘hockey’ to get 80% off your social life

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don't forget this slut

and honorable mention to Carlton for polar bear mascot for learning Irish dance.

this bitch has 2 goals + 1 assist tonight 🎉

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never forget Kevin Hayes is a tkachuck cousin. Important for plot bunnies lol

that's his emotional support muppet - 15/3/25

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MY SHAYLAS

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Not what I expected coming from John Green