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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering#holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay.#please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them#this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker#there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake
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Never underestimate the healing power of a good meal!
(For @nibbelraz!)
#Poorly drawn svsss#svsss#mobei jun#shang qinghua#Noodle soup really is the most healing meal when you are sick.#SQH probably lived off instant ramen and misses it dearly. Hamster man needs his salt lick.#A pack of instant ramen would kill someone from the era SVSSS bases its world off of. He'd still do it.#MBJ's cooking is probably not very seasoned either. I imagine he's not the type to use more ingredients than necessary.#Love is a powerful seasoning though. A meal with people you care about tastes so much better than a meal alone.#Moshang lovers; this one is for you. I hope you are well fed this week on both substance and love.#Next time I draw them I will remember to shrink down SQH back to his handheld size.#Let's go with 'MBJ used..demon magic to be smaller.' That's fitting for the setting right? Demon magic can fill any (plot) hole.#Thank you again for being lovely to work with and for your participation in the raffle!
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illario as the grandchild that is most like caterina is something i'm loving to chew on. the grandson that took her lessons to heart the most. kill anyone who sees your face and knows your name, "we are not revolutionaries", the first out of the two to prioritise the contract. power at any cost, and the only one to lean into the unnecessary abuse that their grandmother told them was tradition. why is anyone surprised he allied with the venatori? and then there's illario's considerable skill in infiltration and manipulating any mark, he has always had the charisma that lucanis lacked. illario isn't attached, he has/can/will use someone and immediately drop them; "that does free me from promises i don't intend to keep". he can lie about how much he cares so well that he fools a magister into believing he loves her. he kills zara without hesitation to cover his own tracks, meanwhile lucanis blindly promises a young girl in the middle of a siege that he will help her find her father. even the lessons about family stick with him, and in this entire messy power struggle, he never actually orders anyone to directly kill caterina or lucanis, not until he's backed into a corner.
and even after all that. despite even lucanis believing illario should be first talon, lucanis is still the better killer. illario is not strong enough to be the brutal assassin caterina needs him to be. so when lucanis seems to fill the role his mother left, grief and love for her dead heir apparent remains, and any of the other qualities caterina needs in her next talon doesn't matter. whatever his mother was, lucanis has to be. what illario does doesn't matter, because he will always be second best to caterina's memory of her favored daughter.
#<- guy who's only seen succession: this is just like shiv and logan#last point is kind of meta and hcish. idk how much caterina cared about her children and lucanis' mother. grain of salt everyone#but it would make sense to me. woman projecting her grief so hard it fucks up the next generation#at the end of the day realistically the best person to lead this criminal organisation is the sweet talker with no morals#who can rally their assassins and negotiate his way out of anything#not lucanis 'this crow has a heart' dellamorte. who i think would also be a fairer leader but#well. his leadership style would take a decidedly different turn. is that something he can afford as first talon??? like you know.#THE ASSASSIN GUILD? WITH THE VERY BLEAK HISTORY? 'WE'RE NOT HEROES ANYWHERE COUSIN' ?????#LED BY LUCANIS 'would rather endanger the mission than kill innocents' DELLAMORTE !!!!?#i would be less weird about it if the game acknowledged he's a 'kind' crow more explicitly and like#how this would change the crows. but realistically. and biasedly. i think illario makes a better (more morally grey too) talon#and also zevran should be here#anyways. im normal.#illario dellamorte#caterina dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#veilguard spoilers#dav spoilers#dav#edit: NOTE I AM SAYING ILLARIO MAKES. A BETTER TALON AND NOT A GOOD ONE#his number one dickriding glazer but i would not go that far. sorry babe.
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Farmer Ben Andrews 🤩🤩💜💜
Part 3
The masculinity of this guy never ceases to amaze
🤩🤩🥵🥵
Wet or Dry? 🤔🤔
Errrrr…….. Both 🤩🥵😈
Source: Instagram @ bentheoandrews
📸 Credit: Instagram @ snootyfoximages
Link Below ⬇️ To Part 2
Link Below ⬇️ To Part 1
#gay farmer#Ben Andrews#handsome#moustache#masculine#hairy#chest#that body#gorgeous#i want him#hairyman#hairy male#gay man#gay community#farming#so handsome#hairyscruffguys#the things i’d let him do to me#the things i would do#hot daddy#older male#very hairy#gay hairy#hairy torso#furry pecs#gay bear#hairy stud#hairy shoulders#so hot and sexy#salt and pepper hair
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I just played through Slay the Princess for the first time, and… I cannot stop thinking about the Cage.
To be profoundly and finally severed from the illusion of your autonomy. To look on, from a prison of your own making, as your body acts out a legacy of violence against the body of the only other person who can or will come near you. To see their body perform that same violent dance. To be bound to this person, and in your limited state not to understand why. In that moment, as the silhouettes in the shadows act out the story of the princess and the slayer, to share a moment of peace with the one sent to kill you.
Intertwined. Diminished. Reductive, mutually destructive. Trapped in an infinite dance.
Beautiful.
To have been so determined you never had free will, never could have found another way. To realize you may have been wrong. To be trapped in a pattern, but unaware of what that pattern truly is.
Still, for that finite and watchful moment, not to be alone.
(Mild gore under cut.)
(Also this art from the game haunts me.)
#this was my first route and remains my favorite#what an introduction to the game.#that being said I’ve only done five at this point so grain of salt#this one will remain near and dear though#I can’t wait to meet all the princesses. this is one of the first and only games I’ve been tempted to do a completionist playthrough of#was having fun with the grammar sorry if this is nigh incomprehensible#first time attempting an analysis for this fandom and it’s frankly intimidating. this game is so complex; I adore it and am doing my best.#slay the princess#stp the cage#stp princess#how to tag this#there are so many names and routes and tags to keep track of I am VERY SLOWLY figuring it out#madbard rambles#the fact that this analysis is only the tip of the iceberg of what’s actually happening in this route but I can’t put it into words#so we’re stuck here#gah I love this game
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Patience and responsibility....that's a promise....right?
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An exorcism? In my family-friendly Deltarune? It's more likely than you may think. The backgrounds here were very interesting! Much more complex than how I usually do them (especially that computer).
Player POV:
Feral energy.
#Syke! Chara has no idea how to do sh*t with Exorcisms#in a society where it's literally seen as a blessing of some kind. It is seen as unethical! Your hurting the silly little guy :(#Why is Azzy so hesitant with this festival??#WHAT THE HECK IS THE ANGELS LANDING DAY??? Azzy get over here-#without a soul?.....I dont know any creatures like that....plants maybe?#That is totally a knock off Mario cart and not a png I found online. DO NOT LOOK INTO THIS#Salt!? owo hehehe#I was very iffy on how much light I wanted here. I kept layering the darkness lmaoo. They kept the lights low in case Toriel woke up.#can you spot the everyman? ;)#hmm your not supposed to be able to read the computer....but I may make an update so people can actually see it?? I hate to leave it grainy#but im a little tired so thats maybe for tomorrow!#thank you all again for waiting so long!#deltarune chara timeline#deltarune chara timeline comic#bread#art#my art#chara#asriel#kris#susie
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“Unmmmm there’s NO evidence Kamino CULLED clones who were different that would be MEAN and no clones were decommissioned it doesn’t exist!!”
Begging y’all to think before you speak please 😭 these are direct screenshots from the canon wiki, and I even have the actual source book where these come from
#I don’t like a lot of the popular fanon either BUT DEAR GOD DO SOME RESEARCH FIRST PLEASE#be ffr#sw salt#clone troopers#clones#sw tcw#star wars canon#I’m very very petty about what is current canon and what isn’t so don’t @ me lol#smooth brained individuals do not interact
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currently brainrotting over how sangwoo canonically thinks gihun is charming
#take canonically with a grain of salt because this is something haesoo said in an interview#but basically he was describing gihun's character from sangwoo's perspective#and he was like 'in sangwoo's pov gihun is frustrating and naive... but also very charming'#he used the term '매력적' which can mean both charming and attractive... just a side note LOL#i'm sick!!! i'm actually sick#sangihun#seong gi hun#cho sang woo#squid game
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i think the thing that annoys me most about 'bad dad' clark fics is the fact that they feel really mean-spirited about superman in general. almost like they're telling ppl 'seee! superman's not great after all! he's just as bad as you and me! in fact, he's worse! look at how he's treating this innocent child' and it's almost like lex luthor himself is running a smear campaign on ao3
#making this its own post because nothing takes me out of a perfectly good fic more than when they suddenly go like#'remember how awful clark was to you kon? remember how much he sucked?'#like joke's on you lex luthor superman IS that good#clark kent#superman#conner kent#kon el#superboy 1994#salt tag#i'm sorry pls block my salt tag if u want guys i'm normally not a very negative person 😭😭'#superfam
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Damn, I really do love how realistic the family dynamics in blue lock are and it’s been such an unexpected surprise. Like there’s so much range
a rich kid who was spoiled by his parents but also was expected to do the most and so now has crazy perfectionist tendencies
a kid that was taken care of materially but was absolutely neglected by his parents, and now as a teen has to learn how to socialize and be close to others in a way that he probably craves but doesn’t know how
a kid with totally normal parents that support his hobbies and want the best for him without expecting the moon, probably in a very average way (get a good job, marry a nice person, etc.)
a kid of divorced parents that used their child as a way to project and navigate their relationship failures, leaving him feeling isolated and with the burden to bring peace to his family through his success
a kid with curious and destructive tendencies, who’s parents tried their best to raise him but fell in the trap of trying to adjust him to their sense of normalcy rather than to understand his instincts. also had an older brother he placed on a pedestal that tried to protect him from the burdens that were placed on them, which inevitably backfired as they were just a child too.
a kid with a single mom who raised him with so much care and acceptance, encouraging him to embrace his feelings
a kid who was raised kinda by a single dad, but grew up in a very abusive home that told he was worthless and instilled so much self hatred
But now they all just… play soccer together.
…and try to navigate that time when you’re a teen and you realize how fucked up your childhood was, while also forming your own identity outside of the world your parents built for you (kinda like what all my friends and I did when we ended up in the same college together lol)
#i know there are other characters but these are just the ones off the top of my head#and also very abrupt summaries so take them with a grain of salt lol#but like that really is how life works#everyone has weird and fucked up family dynamics#and we start to express them in strange ways as we process and cope together lol#anyways yeah i just think that’s cool#blue lock#bllk#bluelock
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🌊🐠 Ocean 🐠🌊
Ko-fi - Inprnt - Patreon
Old vs new under the cut -
#myart#traditional art#folktale#illustration#art#ocean#sea creature#underwater#fish#reef#sea lady#water lady#water spirit#starfish#posca pen#white gel pen#muse watercolor paper#salt#waves#teal waves#blue sea#whatever#old one is 2020 btw#it was very low effort#anilinky#watercolor illustration#oc#id in alt
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So long story short it was greed and homophobia
#yuri!!! on ice#yuri on ice#ice adolescence#I'm doing this is case the account gets suspended#and im very tiny#but everybody needs to know#we might need to pinch this with a grain of salt#but the timeline fits so well#everybody was especulating something like this
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its much easier to do makeup when you only have one eye
#if one more person in this goddamn campaign gets wave tattoos im killing them.#PLEASE there are more things in the world you don't have to all get fucking wave tattoos im begging you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway yes. not the final tattoo design. couldn't chose between these and the bright pink ones#jrwi riptide#lizzie lafayette#my art#sketch#its very funny to me that lizzie wears makeup while also being on a ship in the middle of the ocean constantly#her eyeliner smudges and drips because of the salt and water but she keeps reapplying it
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When you ask for a peak at the fur 😉 🥵
#lifting shirt#furry pecs#very hairy#super hairy#hairy#chest#hairy male#bearded hunk#salt and pepper hair#i want to run my fingers through his hair#hairychest#gaybear#gay hairy#gay#hairy mature#hairyman#hairy beast#hairygay#hairy torso#hairy belly#men with beards#guys with beards#that chest
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Since you’re on that hating Wish train (I’m there with you), I think you might be interested in checking out Jonah Who Two on YouTube bc he’s re-written some of the songs (his “This is the Thanks I Get?!” is really good and way more villainy)
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Jokes on you, I ALREADY HAVE!!! >:D
#there's two components to the problems with the songs:#there's the technical issues like rhythm and flow and line length and overuse of slant rhymes#and there's the contextual issues where it's clear they gave the writer very little information#the 'villain' song is the most egregious because he goes from being angry at the people for questioning him...#...to opening his song by talking about his genetics?? No one was talking about him being handsome in the previous scene...#anyway watch these videoes lol he does what he can#wish salt#wish movie
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I feel like you can tell who reads and doesnt read poetry by how they took the “dirt under your nails” comment. To me, it immediately read as “we are inseparable” like saying “the salt and the sea” or something. You arent focusing on the pieces individually, but the whole that they form together. AKA, being so close to someone/something that you are forever intertwined.
Its just shocking how many people took it as some kind of dig or insult. Getting your hands dirty symbolizes hard work. Someone that “never gets their hands dirty” is someone that doesnt work hard. Caitlyn WAS the latter, the elite that puts the work on other people. The whole point is that she has changed through work, but also through her relationship with vi.
Also; the phrase is actually pretty common in some regions (usually some alteration of it, anyways). Its been a phrase of affection for a while. Just funny how you can tell a lot about someones background by how they interpret certain phrases
#caitvi#caitlyn kiramman#vi arcane#arcane#in other words#its love. shes saying she loves her. but like in a blue collar way#maybe people should read that gay cowboy poem and maybe theyd calm down#gregory alan isakov salt and the sea shout out#its very caitvi coded#yes its technically a lumineers song he covered but. his version is better#also why its so funny when people accuse caitlyn of still being an evil rich oppressor#girl her whole arc was her rejecting that version of herself
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