#Leman deserves to run around naked

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My understandings of what Primarchs are currently alive and dead, what their status' are: Loyalists: Leman Russ: Running butt ass naked in the Warp, if the armour if any indication. Probably a Wulfen and horribly mutated like Corvus. Possibly could be fine. Chances very slim for him not be a mutated wolf thing with viking braids. Anyway his sons are mildly disturbed by the armour they keep finding Lion: Alive and pissed. Commits so many war crimes behind Guilliman's back. May or may not be making it his personal goal to give Guilliman as many grey hairs as possible. Roboute Guilliman: Stressed and thinks humans can't rule themselves. Asshole. Needs a break and to actually spend time with humans and actually thinking about the fact it's been ten thousand fucking years. That's impressive for an empire. Corvus Corax: Fucked up bird man in the warp. Probably learning that feathers suck to get blood out of and questioning how the fuck his white winged brother kept his feathers so fucking clean even though said brother routinely caused blood baths in life. Has probably pecked someone to death. Vulkan: Probably alive. Somewhere. Might actually be in a volcano somewhere. His death goes against his lore so who knows what the fuck is going on here. Jaghatai Khan: Also in the warp, has no idea where the fuck he is and isn't stopping for directions. Honestly he's actually existed the warp couple of times he was going so fucking fast. Probably also slowly getting mutated. Might be fine though. Probably passed a naked Leman a couple of times and is really confused by the fucked up bird thing calling itself Corvus. Rogal Dorn: Could be dead, could have a sick ass prosthetic hand. No idea what's going on with him. Sanguinius: Incredibly dead. Probably a good thing that he is. Otherwise he'd probs be a traitor primarch too with the Imperium in its current state- Ferrus Manus: Also very dead. Probably was seething mad at being killed by Fulgrim. Very likely died seething mad. Traitors: Fulgrim: Is a four armed winged snake thing. Having mad sex and doing way too many drugs. Probably also eating a lot too. And then sleeping it off because snake. Has a chunky boyfriend if Tumblr is to be believed. Magnus: Trying to rebuild, also an arrogant prick. I support him even if he's a dick. If only because what happened to Prospero was a travesty of the highest order. You go my weird rainbow nipple horned demon prince. What is your obsession with titty horns??? Mortarion: Depressed but has family. Is infected with diseases that are probably not even invented yet. Probably also not a skinny rail of a man anymore courtesy of Papa Nurgle who is a better dad then the Emperor ironically. Probably can't stand to look himself in the Mirror. Angron: Angy, so very angy. And obsessed with blood. Even if he wasn't immortal by virtue of being a demon prince, he'd probably be too angry to die. Not entirely sure if this is actually better then being dead. Lorgar: Not entirely sure, but I assume he's somewhere in the warp spreading the word of chaos like some sort of messed up anti jesus or something.

Alpharius /Omegon: One's dead, the other is alive. Which twin died and which one is alive is a damn good question. Possibly neither are even dead. Absolute bastards (affectionate). Perterabo: Grumpy old man wanting to be left alone and forge. He yearns for it. Mostly content to just make stuff and burn his skin off. Good things he's a demon now I guess. Go make stuff, have a hobby that's kinda healthy. Sort of. Konrad: Pretty dead. Saw it happen and let it happen. Probably for the best because dear god this man as a demon prince is terrifying. Horus: Also very dead. Might actually be even more dead then Sanguinius considering Horus' soul was probably destroyed.

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First off I want you to know that I absolutely adore and agree on your headcanons. Trans Corvus? Gold. No. Diamonds. Love her to heart.

Second off. You know what makes me all happy and stuff. Thinking of the primarchs cuddling together.

I know leman and Vulkan 100% adore it, but what would be your opinion with a cuddle pile and which primarch prefer their astartes or specific brothers to cuddle with and how (with how I mean if they need a ton of pillows or prefer to have a light on or under specific sircumstances)

I know some don't like it or very rarely, or don't get the cuddles they'd deserve (personally I'd cuddle All of them and I mean it even if it would be my death.

Thank you for taking your time reading it.

I made a post about primarch and wich was the best cuddler before, but you know what? As a treat, you get the FULL EXTENDED post now.

Primarch cuddling habits!!!

Leman: Cuddle whore. Cannot sleep alone. Need physical contact everyday or he STARVE. The fact that he also sleep naked has given many people the wrong idea, but no, he just really like skin to skin contact.

Horus: He's pretty touchy feely with his bros and sons, but less in a cuddly way, and more in a "hey let's fuck" way. The exception ofc being Sanguinius, use he become needy if Sang is around.

Rogal: actually like cuddling! It's deep pressure therapy. He's just picky on who gets that right. It's usually Roboute.

Fulgrim: will give those quick friendly hugs that last 3 seconds, or he's having sex with you. Long extended hugging make him wiggle like a worm.

Ferrus: no cuddles. Unless your Fulgrim. Then you are LITERALLY parked in his laps, wiggles or not.

Sanguinius: he's picky about the positions of cuddling to avoid his wings getting pinned down, but he does love it :)

Mortarion: ahahahahaha no. He could use it, he's touch starved, but nope nope nope.

Magnus: He does like a few hugs, but he's picky on who get the full on cuddling session. Also, he need to be WARM.

Konrad: Think it's an attack attempt. Run.

Jaghatai: very friendly, very hug shaped. He does not initiate them but he never say no.

Angron: a very dangerous activity... But if you catch him at JUST the right time, fantastic.

Corvus: she's shy and you have to get in her good mood, and in a safe place. But she will CLINGE.

Alpharius Omegon: Only cuddles with one another, but does it EXTENSIVELY.

Vulkan: CUDDLES!!! He love them. Will literally carry around his cuddle partner like plushies to avoid stopping to cuddling session. Everyone is included.

Perturabo: has not felt to touch of another person's skin in Years. Forgot what effection feels like. Would probably if he was gently heald.

Lorgar: very, very good cuddler. Especially if you need a shoulder to cry on. Will gently rock you in his arms.

Roboute: actually get a bit too overwhelmed if he has too much physical contacts and has other things to do. Cuddling take a lot of his mental energy, because he really want to dedicate all his brain to whoever he's cuddling with.

Lion: do you want to die? No.