big dragon won me over in three moves episodes and I’m not even mad
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Russian Robin steps back on America in 1998.
"How did you find my phone number?"
She smirks and lifts an eyebrow. "Seriously?"
Nancy laughs. "Right. What are you now? Head of the KGB?"
Robin ducks her head. "Musician".
"A musician?"
"Trumpet. Saxophone. French horn. Piano".
"What, why are you here, Robin?"
"I loved you. Then. I loved you so much that I still remember. I couldn't not see you again".
"So you waited until we are thirty?"
"I waited until I could get my life together into something I would be able to live with. Something I think another person could live with".
"You don't know me anymore".
"I know that I am standing in front of you now. I know what I am feeling as I am standing in front of you now. I know what I want".
"I'll need time getting used to you being around".
"Time is all I have to offer now".
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Putting down on my work appraisal about how I want to try and take on a more leadership role and be offered courses on leadership and managing a department. Manager then offers to put my name down for the future leadership academy course and I instantly start regretting my life choices and feeling the anxiety kicking in...
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moving places
the bed i keep making
has seen its fair share of houses
new keys, new windows
the same mistakes in different zip codes
always moving places to find eden
buying a new rug for the same old garbage to live under
and lugging my heaviest box labeled fragile
where inside is my crooked spine
tiresome chore to crave space
when the elephant in the room is always me
if i were a crime scene
i’d be both corpse and killer
if i were a place i would unzip my skin and leave me behind
but i am no place
no eden to be found
i’m only eve
only adam
only the snake
only god laying on new sheets watching the murder happen
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I love the little AU that skinny people live in where they have the same problems as fat people and can relate to the Experience.
artists references are only for fat bodies, artists that do draw thin bodies are getting DMs from people going like "omg I'm so happy I discovered your art, it's so rare to find an artist who draws small bodies!!!!! for the first time I see people who look like me 😭😭"
skinny people going "omggg I finally found a clothing brand that sells nice dresses in XS, I wish they weren't so so overpriced though"
skinny people getting home from the doctor's office and collapsing on the couch to tell their roommate that their doc spent the whole appointment quizzing them about their diet and they were told they need to gain 40 pounds. but the doctor didn't want to check out the weird scraping sound they make when they breathe in, just that they should probably gain weight first.
skinny celebrities and influencers spending thousands of dollars getting plastic surgery to transfer fat to their stomachs and jawlines.
all the main characters in tv shows are fat. when you watch cartoons as a kid, there's one skinny character, and they're really dumb and annoying and get laughed at by the other characters. they're a loser and never get a boyfriend/girlfriend.
the same clothes that are stylish when worn by fat people just get you made fun of.
desirable romantic leads and manic pixie dream girls twirl their hair and say "yeeah I've just been fat my whole life, I just never lose weight no matter what I eat hehe" and this is an extremely endearing and attractive trait.
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Hey, CampFam, so...a thought just occurred:
Kenji isn't calling his mom this week.
There's gonna be a news story about how Daniel Kon died in a dinosaur attack, and his son was unavailable for comment. Also that Yaz's campus suffered a dinosaur breach and three people were killed or wounded, also there was a van that got rammed off a bridge. A van whose plates will be matched to a Ben Pincus, whose friend was living on the campus, and who was spotted with Sammy Gutierrez a day or so prior at a roadside show disruption. No bodies will have been recovered, but neither will at least one of the bodies from the campus.
Obviously DPW will provide forensics on the Becklespinaxes' waste (assuming the PH level is low enough), and probably find that only two humans were devoured (maybe even positively identify whom), but the fact remains that for at least a week....
All of the Nublar Six's families are going to think their children are dead. Again.
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ik that when you dont spend a ton of time with a breed they all tend to kind of look the same, but im deep in the collie trenches (obv) and i will say that i really like how different their profiles are. they both have very distinct faces
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