#very grateful tho made my night ngl

[jinhyun]

The dude just got his wires burnt bc Mon cute and Mon smart. He ended up giving you money and his drink.

-🦭

it's the way he just lost $2 and his coke in the span of two minutes 💀

[obeiii-mee]

Hey there! Love your writing. What about MC spending a whole day with just one of the brothers? Like you know, if the brothers were deciding what to do? Sorry if it’s too boring and romantic haha, I’m a lost case, I desperately need that night walks with Satan and working out with Beel in my life haha. Thanks xx

Same though. I love writing just typical HCs with the bros during date night or something. And I’m currently writing a few angst HCs so I really needed this too lmao. I hope you don’t mind these not being too long. I hope this satisfies you lol.

Enjoy!

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The Brothers Spending a Whole Day with MC:

Lucifer:

-Mr. Prideful doesn’t take many days off

-But when he’s with you, he really feels like he can unwind properly

-Lucifer loves going on walks with you tbh

-He feels like it’s a nice break from all of his office work and meetings

-Sometimes the two of you end up in Majolish or a restaurant

-He definitely has a thing for spoiling you on days like these, because he feels he doesn’t appreciate you enough otherwise

-Like when he yells at both you and Mammon for doing stupid shit around Lord Diavolo

-The two of you could walk through the whole of DevilDom hand in hand if you had more hours in the day

-I see Lucifer as a bit traditional when it comes to dating so it’s obvious you’ll have movie dates and everything

-But a day off for him? With you? Away from his brothers, all of their chaos and the never ending attention his paperwork needs?

-It feels like he’s in the Celestial Realm all over again

-He does love you

-His past just doesn’t let him express his affection towards you very well

Mammon:

-If the two of you could spend the whole day together, there are only three places you could be at: Majolish, the casino or trying to make money for Mammon’s debts somewhere

-But it doesn’t really matter for him

-He could be stuck in a broom closet with you and still be happy (though he wouldn’t admit it)

-Spending a day with just him is bound to end in tears to be honest, on his part usually

-Because everything is going well and you’re having fun

-“Ah shit!”

-“Mammon you OK? What happened?”

-“I accidentally sold Lucifer’s gloves for 50000 Grimm!”

-How does one accidentally sell something?

-So he get a bit of an earful for that

-Other than that, being with the second eldest is crazy enough as it is

-You may have lost all that money at the casino but for the first time in a while, Mammon didn’t care that much

-Because you were there and laughing with him about how stupid both of you were

-You guys hit as many shops as possible and just generally have a messy, fun time together

-He often ends these days saying something like “You should be grateful that THE GREAT MAMMON agreed to let you tag along with him today.”

-But just kiss him on the cheek and he will shut up. For like hours. He’ll be too flushed to even look you in the eye

-He really wants to spend another day out with his human

Levi:

-Welp, life of a shut-in otaku

-It should be of no surprise that the two of you spend most of your time in his room

-It’s just the one place he’s most comfortable in and having you there makes it so much better

-Anime’s and video games are a must obviously

-But he loves doing movie marathons with you too (while loudly complaining the movie sucks and that you’re a normie for choosing it. Which means he likes it)

-Maybe a few good hours of him ranting about TSL because it’s Levi

-So the chances of you guys getting any sleep on said day are slim to none

-Also, if you agree to go to conventions with him, he will die of happiness

-On the rare occasion that he does go outside, he’s only out there because you went with him so that should tell you how much he loves you

-But most of the time you’re locked in his room to the point where Luci dearest has to come along and drag you the fuck to breakfast

-Ah, true love~~

Satan:

-I mean, this one should be pretty obvious too

-If he doesn’t enjoy dates in the library, then is he really Satan? (I never thought a sentence like that would ever be typed)

-Most of the time it ends with him reading to you because his voice is sO bEAutIful and you just melt when you hear it

-I will forever hc that he makes sound effects while reading too so imagine that

-You two don’t always get the chance to spend a whole day together

-But he tries to check in on you at least once a day

-*Cue romantic run through the house of Lamentation, trying to find you so he can gossip and bitch about Lucifer*

-Walks with him are very common too

-They usually take place at night, because he’s a sap and he read too many romance books and damn it kiss him already

-He would hold an umbreally over you if it started raining and everything

-Satan takes these moments to chat to you about anything, he just wants to appreciate you being there

-You guys made out several times while on these ‘walks’ ngl skskevshskbeuensb

-One time, you showed him a cat cáfe in the human realm and he went nuts

-Safe to say you’ve been there more times than I care to count, most of which were without permission

-A day with him can either go extremely calmly and end with you guys falling asleep on each other in his room or escalate to either pranking Lucifer or...steamier stuff

-Haha if anyone ever mentions he’s a cheesy bastard, they’re dead before they can say their prayers

-Except you, you get the pass on this one, tease him as much as you want

Asmo:

-Finally, he gets to have you all to himself without any of his brothers cockblocking him all the time~ (same tbh)

-The whole day would be planned from head to toe in activities and events

-It would start with some sort of makeover in the morning (getting your nails done, doing hairstyles, skin routine etc.)

-Then it would move on to some serious shopping sprees where he basically buys everything that he deems to be cute

-They’re for you 100% tho

-The day usually ends with you getting dragged to parties and clubs because Asmo can’t go a day without speaking to other people

-By the time you get home, you’re almost knocked out cold and carrying several bags full of clothes and shit

-But you can never say you didn’t enjoy yourself on these days

-Having Asmo around is exhilarating and somehow, even if crowds happen to not be your thing, it’s still really easy to have fun anyway

-There are times when the two of you stay at home and do each other’s nails and everything

-And you two are very fond of these sort of dates as well

-Of course, all of this assuming he won’t try to seduce you and get in your pants all day

-Turns our Mammon is somehow telepathically connected to you and rushes over any time this happens

-So much for not being cockblocked I guess

-He always switches things up as well which is usually very pleasant because you don’t visit the same shops or clubs every day

-Just be back by midnight or you’ll have your asses handed back to you otherwise

Beel:

-Beel loves you

-Beel loves food

-If those two happen to be in the same room, he might as well die peacefully

-It’s all he ever asked for (especially if Belphie is there too)

-Half of the day is spent at either Hell’s Kitchen or in your kitchen at home

-For him, the food always tastes better when you’re there so if you’re willing to go, then he’ll be like a cheerful puppy the whole time (how many times have I compared Beel to a puppy lmao)

-The other half of the day is spent training

-Work out sessions are important to him and he’s more than happy to let you join in

-If anything, you’ll be on his back as he does his push ups even though you’re not that heavy to him

-It sort of warms that demon heart of his because you’re always there handing him towels and water after he’s finished

-And you always have snacks prepared too which is wonderful really

-Kudos for being able to hide them from him the whole time

-It’s also not that surprising to know that you, Beel and Belphie hang out a lot

-So these days often mean that Belphegor tags along with you guys everywhere

-You won’t notice him tho, believe me, he’ll just stay attached to Beel’s back and sleep the whole time

-If he gets to spend a day with his loved ones, then Beel can honestly not ask for more

Belphie:

-“Belphie...?”

-“Yes MC?”

-“Is.....is that a pillow fort that’s almost as big as the attic?”

-“It is indeed.”

-“Why?”

-“Why not?”

-Tbh it would be a miracle if you two didn’t sleep the whole day

-But if he had to go somewhere with you

-It would be anywhere

-Much like Mammon, he couldn’t give less of a shit about the evironment as long as you’re there

-Chances are, however, that he will sneak you two to the human world a few times in secret

-He still insists he hates humans but truth is, he misses them and their realm

-Going back there, without permission the same way he did all those centuries ago, was like a breath of fresh air

-You guys would be chilling at a park in the human realm, probably make small picnic or something

-Belphie, as much as he doesn’t want to admit it, loves these dates and would kill anything on his path if it meant he gets to be in your arms while taking a nap in the human world

-He invites Beel along too which makes everything so much better for him

-He will just fall asleep on you while you run your fingers through his hair

-Belphie is so warm too so it’s likely you won’t stay awake for long either

-Poor Beel has to carry both back to DevilDom but he does it anyway without complaining >:(

-He knows that he isn’t allowed to come up here and that he should stop these dates before Lucifer finds out

-But being out here with you brings him an irreplaceable meaning and you’re so soft and gentle, he can’t resist cuddling into you

-Also he doesn’t give a shit what Lucifer thinks

(Idk why my writing is so bad in this post, it kinda feels like I forced myself to write it and maybe that’s why..? Anyway, I hope you enjoyed my mess of HCs)

Al~

[that-was-anticlimactic]

congratulations! you won the opportunity to choose ANY five or three jjk characters and be in a groupchat with all of them (and they cannot leave it for at Least a day so they are forced to be in it <3). who do you choose? [bonus points if you come up with a name for the chat]

bro i know i made this question (granted it Was when i was Very Tired) but this hard wow okay

nitta - am i biased? yes. i just want to be in a groupchat with her okay? she just. she. and i feel like she would actually participate too and that we could have some fun conversations <3

gojo - you know what? imma say it. i feel like he'd be so fun to be in a chat with! he'd be so excited about it too! he'd send memes and just be funny but also super nice and could cheer you up if you were having a bad day! i also feel like he and nitta would vibe well enough in a chat together oH MY GOSH GOJO AND I COULD SPEAK THROUGH CAKE MEMES TOGETHER WE WOULD JUST SEND CAKES gojo would send me the period cake. i know he would. <3

nobara - okay so maybe she'd be upset at first because gojo but like she secretly loves him <3 and also i feel like nobara and i could complain about stuff together? like, we could just rant and i feel like we'd get each other. i think she would secretly like the memes and stuff gojo sends and saves them to her phone, and she and nitta would vibe well together! i feel like they'd be able to talk about girly things together! i also feel like gojo and nobara would share their like skin or hair care routines with each other and nitta would be taking notes <3

yuuta - for one, yuuta is nice to gojo openly and not just in secret, so he would just be like. he'd be the "a pleasure to have in the chat" guy. he would listen to me ramble and i would listen to him in turn and i just get the vibes that he and nitta would get along well, you know? like she would think of him like a little brother... another little brother. and nobara and yuuta would just be fun! see, i almost said toge instead of yuuta, but toge and nobara together is far too chaotic for me and the chat and i would just be confused the whole time

yuki - this is also kind of vibes, but she wouldn't like. refuse to talk because gojo was in the chat and i don't think she'd be a little weirded out by being in a chat with kind of random kids. she and nitta are good friends. they told me personally. so being in a chat with nitta is normal. she and gojo actually are besties too, and they keep in touch. i mean, gojo is prolly under the impression that she kind of just keeps him around because she feels bad and he's grateful for it, but she does actually like him. plus, she thinks he's funny and admires how hard he works. i feel like she'd see through his whole silly act and would be really sympathetic because she knows the geto history. and nobara prolly has a bit of a crush on yuki ngl and they're both trans so yuki is like. a role model and someone she really looks up to. yuuta and yuki are just besties too. like they'd go and get coffee together and just catch up, ya know? so she would talk in the chat with us too and would participate and just have fun!

like, i feel like if i texted in a chat with all these people and asked them to list the backyardigans in order of who they would trust most with their money to who'd they trust the least, none of them would question it and they would all answer me. yes that is a very specific example. because. reasons.

chat name: did you know you're all my very best friends

^^^ that is the chat name because we're all mlp fans (tho some in secret) and we became besties by bonding over mlp and we'll have mlp watch nights and we are all just really lonely people searching for others who care about what we have to say but none of us know how to express our loneliness other than overcompensating by being annoying <3

[rottingflovver]

Random relationship headcanons for the Decay of Angels boys!!

I love my evil husbands, enjoy this trainwreck

Fyodor Dostoevsky 🐁

Oh God. He smells like…a sewer rat

I'm not even joking like he probably smells unpleasant (not to the point where it's noticeable tho, only if you're really close to him)

If he's feeling fancy he'll throw on some cologne but don't bet on it

Hair is also really greasy

He scarcely eats but he's a big fan of sweet food (think ice cream and baked stuff) and trad. Russian food

Please for the love of God force this man to eat

He'll forget to eat + drink on a daily basis because he gets so caught up in work, how is he even still alive

Did I mention he also doesn't sleep

HOW is he canonically one of the smartest people yet he does stuff like this fr

If he trusts you (Lord knows how you'll achieve that) and he's tired (as per usual) he won't be opposed to the thought of just downright collapsing onto you

You'll rarely see this man anyhow, but when you do he'll just be sleeping

What a great boyfriend am I right (It's okay he needs the rest, plus patting his hair as he sleeps is kinda nice)

I believe his favorite places to have dates at are his or your apartment

Away from the public eye; just the two of you, alone

He can play his cello for you!

He'd encourage you to try it out as well, but you'd be so terror stricken by the thought of what he'd do to you if you broke it somehow that you just...would rather pass

I doubt he'd ever actually hurt you tho; yes, he's extremely distrustful and arguably heartless, but if you haven't done anything to insinuate you want to betray him…he'll be tame

Also, did I MENTION how cold he is

Maybe that's why he wears winter clothes in such warm weather ㅡ cuz otherwise he'd just freeze to death

Warm him up pls

Although he's not used to just casual physical contact so when you start holding his hands to warm them up he'll look at you like "??? Do you want to die??"

Once you explain it to him he's like "Oh"

His giant ego won't let him express it but know that he appreciates it

Also, this is a given, but Fyodor is extremely manipulative so you'll never really be sure if his feelings are sincere or not

Nikolai Gogol 🤡

I had to Google "what do clowns smell like" for this aye-

The answer: apparently cabbages and cotton candy

I really like that idea so I'm sticking with it xhsjhx, Nikolai smells like either cabbages or cotton candy; no in-between

Loves piroshki!!! Any kind!!! For reference; piroshki are small boat-shaped buns which can be both sweet and savory, as it depends on the filling (most common fillings include: ground meat, mashed potato, mushrooms, boiled egg with scallions, or cabbage. Typical sweet fillings are fruit (apple, cherry, apricot, lemon), jam, or quark)

Why did I just give a small piroshki lesson

Anyhow, yes, that's his favorite food so pls buy a lot of them for him (if you make them yourself he'll be so deeply touched, but be careful, he tends to see positive emotions towards someone as brainwashing)

Is he a bad cook??? Is he a good cook??? Does he just simply steal everything via coat and make it seem like he's the one that made it?? We don't know

His favorite places to have dates at are carnivals or theaters

He loves theaters so much omg

I have a feeling that if you told him he'd make a great actor he'd just evaporate out of joy

And he WOULD make a great one tho?? This man got talent

I'd imagine you're pretty much the only person he would ever open up to regarding the insane amount of guilt he feels

(Yet again, be careful, he's very unpredictable when it comes to people he grows fond of)

Do comfort him if he ever breaks down tho, please

Sleeping together? With this man? It's a wild experience

He moves around so much

He's also prone to night terrors (like I said, insane amounts of guilt) so if he ever stops moving you should probably wake him up, cuz that's a nightmare so horrible he just froze in place

Give him hug

Sigma 🎲

Sigma smells nice no cap

It's a mix of lavender and mint

Don't ask how that works it just does

I think he'd be the type to like any kind of food as long as it's lovingly made

He has no standards but at the same time he has extremely strict standards y'know

There's nothing specific he likes but if he likes it then he Likes It

He gets called a rock musician and people say he looks "alternative" when he's literally walking around in a suit but I digress

He'd let you do his makeup

I'd say he'd even encourage it

(Give him a punk rock alternative makeover lmao)

Also, to no one's surprise, his favorite place to have dates at is the Sky Casino

It's his home! He's proud of it!!

Please be proud of him as well it would mean the world to him

He's so cheesy, he'll stay stuff like "I feel most at peace with you, you are my home", and then get super embarrassed

If you smile fondly at him and say you like him just the way he is, cheesy remarks and all, you will be charged with murder because this man will DIE

He's so confused when it comes to a lot of stuff

Like he once asked "is interesting an emotion" and NO ONE answered him (poor bb :() but like be prepared for a lot of questions like that

Take your time and explain it to him, he'll be so grateful

Ngl, out of these 3, he's the best option bc he's not unreachable (cough cough Fyodor) and doesn't strive for emotional freedom so much that he'd kill whoever he grows attached to (cough cough Nikolai)

Soft husband

A little bit clingy but can you really blame him

Just be there for him, it'll be alright

Ivan Goncharov (bonus!) 🤕

He's in the Rat House not the DOA but I wanted to include him

(We stan Ivan in this house)

He's completely devoted to Fyodor

Idk how you'd ever even strike a conversation with him given he's constantly by the rat man's side

I'd imagine you'd have to be either a past friend (which I doubt he'd welcome) or an underling of Fyodor as well

Either way, please be kind to him

I think his devotion to Fyodor is a LITTLE bit unhealthy so if possible just draaag him away from that (will be very difficult to do)

He smells nice, like an expensive brand of shampoo and conditioner

I'd imagine his hair is really soft too, he'll gladly let you play with it

Braid it!! He'll look so pretty!!

BE GENTLE with the wound on his head, Fyodor isn't a professional surgeon, so even though the incision itself was a success he didn't really patch it up correctly

Just be gentle with it, if possible, take him to the hospital to get it checked out

He loves classical music!!

Expect to hear that playing in the background a lot

If you start helping him with the chores (like making tea and cleaning) at first he'll think of it as an insult to his ability, but after a while it'll grow on him

He'll learn to appreciate the little things

If you have any kind of favorite dish; he'll be frequently making just that

Likewise, if you ever request for something different, you'll get it made perfectly, just for you

A good, happy boye, deserves better

[radiorenjun]

➶ angie's 1 k followers ! ! !

we're. at. 1 k? excuse me? ( ˚ ߜ˚)!!!

I'm overly emotional right now, YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT? BYE I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME. dude dude I remember joining this platform back in 2018 to read some Thomas Sangster fanfictions and leaving because I got bored. Then I got back in when 2019 started and that was when I first really got into kpop. And that was when I started writing Stray Kids drabbles (i should really get back on that I missed writing for skz I swear)

God what? I remember just writing for fun and to fulfill my fantasies of NOT being single with like 0 followers (except gwen of course) and wow. I can't believe I got this far with writing fanfictions. Damn, yall are true simps for your idols if you follow me fr. The fact that simply last year I went from publishing once every few months to once a week? Is fucking insane. The fact that I thought this blog was probably going no where and I should just enjoy my time with writing fanfictions and now I have like 36282&28 friends to chat and a huge ass following?

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THANK YOU SO DAMN MUCH? I'm literally in tears as I write this what the fuck, it's been two whole years since i started writing kpop fanfiction here and I had some ups and downs along the way. Im about to get a bit sentimental here so bear with me hehe

Originally this blog was suppose to be a place where I fulfill my boyfriend fantasies despite my issues with disliking physical affection (or affection in general) and to keep my mind busy so I don't spiral down into my depression again and again.

Ngl still is.

But damn, to think that now I can chat other people freely who has the somewhat of the same interests as I do? Dude that's fucking insane. I made some hella amazing friends here too and I'm so fucking grateful and happy that I can talk to them everyday and fangirl bout writing and nct and skz and everything else in general.

I'm not online 24/7 but mostly because of school shit since I'm bout to graduate soon but DUDE DAMN ITS HELLA FUN TO BE HERE. I contemplated on deleting this blog a billion times whenever my life gets too much, but I'm so glad I didn't.

Often times I would go to tumblr as some sort of escape from reality. I would act all hyper and chaotic even tho I don't feel the best in reality, but seeing my moots or followers interact or have a laugh at something or something I say always made my day. Im not the type to go on bout my problems so imma stop getting emotional here LMFAO

THANK YOU TO ALL MY MOOTS, MY FOLLOWERS AND LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS INTERACTED W MY STORIES. I assure u I have more full fics as soon as i finish idni (which only has approx three chapts left by the way! I'm starting a new series very very soon!)

YOU ALL MEAN SO MUCH TO ME AND I DONT THINK ILL STILL BE BREATHING AT THIS POINT IF IT WERENT FOR ALL OF YALL. Fr the amount of times I feared I would disappoint everyone if I leave IS UNCANNY LMFAOOOO

Thank you for being the reason why I'm staying. Im not planning on leaving anytime soon but I'm sure once I do I'll leave with a positive impact HAHA

Here's a pic of me doing a bridge to celebrate this milestone!

Sexy Bridge reveal look at my 157 cm ass doing a sloppy bridge pls I wasn't even trying in this picture what the fuck is with that bush of a hair. I look s k I n n y here tf. I went 🦗🦗🦟🦗🦟🦟🦗 peak my sexy canvas at the back oh my god that floor do be looking shinier than my will to live dayum. Also feet reveal❗❗❗❗ don't mind my dads bike over there I can't ride a bike LMFAOOO

Anyways, this is angie otherwise known as radiorenjun. Thank you for having me and thank you for everything, I will continue to try and dominate the world with my extroverted ass, thank you and good night/morning/afternoon/evening/dawn/dusk/fucking/renjun/iloveyall/barkbark

WAIT WAIT

REMEMVER WHRN I USED TO GO BY TENSHI-CHANXXX? GLAD WE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY LMFAOOOOOO

[dreamsafterhours]

college boyfriend!markhyuk au series: III (donghyuk's pathway)

a universe in which roommates!markhyuk meet each other's s/o in class

markhyuk are roommates, my/n and dy/n are roommates, mark and dy/n take classes together and so do donghyuk and my/n — how will their fates intertwine?

genre: fluff pairings: mark+my/n (fem), donghyuk+dy/n (fem), platonic!mark+dy/n, platonic!donghyuk+my/n format: dotpoint AU universe: non idol, college bf warning: some swearing

masterlist

or click here to meet your soulmate, eng lit!mark!

II ⇤ | III | ⇥ IV

III: 별빛이 내린다 샤라랄라랄라라 (2+2=4)

the meeting of two souls: donghyuk & dy/n

welcome! back and to the next part

in which things actually happen! yay

so. up until this point

it’s been quite obvious i hope

that this is the one where The Soulmates Meet™

and this one right here is the one where donghyuk meets his future wifenew best (not) friend

dammit this is a set plot with SET relationships

yeah

major spoilers for future parts but hey :) y’all know it i know it let’s just.

let’s get to it!!

that day you accidentally sleep in after a late night and walk into your lecture looking pretty trashier than you would normally a few weeks into the first sem and you’re already tired it’s okay bby aww

and mark suggests skipping the next lecture and going for coffee instead

you’re like ok lmfao free coffee for me yay thanks marcus i owe you one

and to make up for the lecture he suggests he join you and your roommate with his own roommate in the library later that day to study the material you’d missed out on

so you’re like sweet study group hell yeah and apparently his roommate is also in biomed like your roommate? hey they might get along pretty well it’d be nice to have roommates in the same faculty hey

little do you know you little cutie you uwu

mark takes you to a cafe to buy you your favourite drink and a croissant bc you skipped breakfast again and he cares about his friends ok plus he was eyeing that donut next to the savoury menu in the glass cabinet and he would have felt bad if he got something to eat and you didn’t

you sit down, sipping your drink at the window seats and wishing your fatigue away

laughing with mark about what you slept so late for

my/n had been ranting about her love life again or perhaps lack thereof,,

don’t worry tho

after you’d gotten her to sleep, you’d gotten major feels for an essay question that you’d been tasked with due in a week but you hadn’t touched it until last night

staring at the prompt for at least half an hour trying to get your head around it and wondering what the hell you’d write about

but like they say

starting is half of it

so when you start spinning your words and getting into the writing mood

you accidentally wrote an entire draft without realising

albeit being full of loose ends and points you need to refine, etc., it was a decent body of work that you’d tackle for a few more nights before turning in

a skeleton, you’d called it

“a skeleton?”

“yeah. next thing i need to do is.. flesh it out”

“.. literally”

cue mark’s small pause

/inhale/

/MANIACAL LAUGHTER/

you know how mark’s laugh is very how do i put this into words hm dictated

you can HEAR each HA and they’re separate syllables yet sometimes they can vary in tone and length right it’s usually the more consistent HAs before he kinda loses it and starts throwing himself around

it was that laugh

honestly man finds everything funny his laughing threshold seems so low

and no matter how unfunny you are he WILL laugh at anything you say

and you’ve been doing it a lot lately

you could say literally any random thing and he’d already be ready to laugh (see Figure 1.1)

Figure 1.1

you: /snort/

mark, already giggling: “what”

you, still sniggering: /touches his elbow/ “arm knee”

mark: /inhale/ gotta live and breathe that oxygen

mark: HAHAHAHAhahAhaHAHAhahAhHa (decrescendo.. cRESCENDO)

^ that but looped, with intermittent slaps to your arm

anyways you never fail to make him fall out of his chair in laughter

but enough of that. dy/n is donghyuk’s y/n for a REASON ahEM

so after you finish up your breakfast at the cafe you go back to your dorm to take a power nap and recharge before your library session you were going to stay awake but mark forces you to take a nap and you’re like bro you just fed me caffeine now you want me to sleep??

then he tells you he ordered your drink decaf

you turn to him real slow

“.. you sick traitor. how dare you besmirch my name so. you scorn my forefathers and our dependence on the holy bean’s juices. betrayal runs rampant in your soul and mine stands at the mercy of your choices, them informed by the devil himself”

mark: /shrug/ “placebo effect yeet. hey, it worked for a bit. now you should really go home and get your sleep”

and he drags you back to your dorm and waves you off before going to his next class

you’re lowkey grateful for it tho when you take a shower and collapse onto your bed, falling asleep in what you think could be half the time you usually take

dreaming about losing your airpods and mark yelling at you to be more careful and then you two fighting bc you’d just lost your $300 bean sprouts but you could have sworn he took them

then police sirens went off out of nowhere and both of you were being arrested for assault and thievery

why you were the one being arrested, you had no idea but it’s a dream nothing follows the guidelines of hard reality anyway

just as you’re about to be handcuffed, you think to yourself, nope. i have a library session to attend. ain’t nobody got time for this shit

and you just

wake up

but the sirens are still continuing?? so you’re like ? is my building surrounded

they’ve come for me

even though you haven’t exactly broken any laws or have you

and you realise it was the alarm you’d set in time to get ready for your library session

so you grab your stuff and leave for the library, double checking with your roommate over text to make sure she was on her way

her lab class was taking longer than usual so she tells you she’ll be 10 or so minutes late

so you tell her you’ll be saving a seat for her and call mark to let him know you’re on your way to the library

“oh i’m already here lol. alright, i’m waiting for you outside”

and sure enough, you see him leaning on the wall of the entrance, eyes on his phone

you consider calling out to him but before you actually do, he glances up and spots you walking over tf do you have psychic spatial awareness mark

smiles and takes his corded earphones out

“you seriously need to upgrade those”

“they work fine”

“nop i’m getting you airpods for your birthday”

“dUdE thEy’RE tOo ExPEnSiVe. nO dUDE NoO”

“nOP. i’m GOING to buy you EXPENSIVE BEAN SPROUTS for your LIFE DEBUT ANNIVERSARY and you CAN’T STOP ME”

at this point i should just put /MANIACAL LAUGHTER/ and you should know what laugh i’m referring to

/MARK LEE’S MANIACAL LAUGHTER/

/MLML/ for short

nvm it’s fine it’s kinda fun to type /MANIACAL LAUGHTER/

literally mark laughs in bolded italics i’m just sad i can’t underline it on tumblr unless it’s a link lmfao

n e ways

i digress

you shush him because you’re about to walk into the library

“qUIET DOWN marcus” turn that sh down for quiet new dawn

the library is almost full for the day but after a minute or two scouring the building you find an empty four seater in the middle of nowhere it’s CRAZY you can NEVER find a MIRACLE like this life couldn’t get better

i’m sorry

you speed walk to claim it even though there was no one else in your vicinity to threaten your territory

mark laughs at you trying to get to the table as fast as you could without all out running

getting out your things, you send a photo of your seat to your roommate and tell mark to send it to his roommate as well so they know where to find you

you start watching the lecture online while taking notes and since you’re not in the lecture theatre you can talk more audibly with mark not that you don’t talk in the actual lecture too,,

maybe you do text a lot,,, during class

mark usually says things like “.. implications of what now?? interpretation of huh?” to which you reply “i want cheese when i get home”

and he has to stifle his laughter while you keep your straight face and continue writing your notes he admires this ability ngl

and so while you’re watching it on your computer

you can say things like “fuck. i want pickles”

and mark will /throw himself back/ and cackle and probably say some shit like “DIDN’T YOU HATE PICKLES??” between his giggles

and you’re like “yeah. fuck pickles but like. fuck. pickles”

he almost falls off his chair at this point

but when he balances himself again he spots someone down the corridor and wave them over

“oii! over here dude”

you turn to glance at them to expect his roommate, but you see your own roommate talking to someone and wave her over as well

“heYY my/n”

you see the other person turn to your roommate and tell her something, , then she says something back

which is apparently shocking to them, because he glances over at mark and then at you

and then he looks again when your roommate points straight at you

to which you’re like ?? hi? y u look me

and then they both start laughing

you wonder if they were laughing at you or smth until mark’s like “tf is that idiot doing”

and u look at him like ? what idiot

“that idiot. the idiot roommate i told u about. the one who called u a homewrecker”

and you’re like

wait

[info clog]

wait

[error]

“wait”

“what”

“that’s your roommate?” u point at the boy next to my/n, who r both still laughing at something going all “wOW r u KIDDING” he has a loud voice

and mark’s like “? yeah”

and you go

“.. the girl next to him is my roommate”

mark: “wait what”

that’s what she said

at that point they’ve made their way over to the table, still trying to hold in their laughter

you start to introduce your roommate to mark, who’s still confused by the situation

you: “mark, this is my/n, my/n this is mark”

my/n: “nice to see you again mark”

you: “wait. again?”

mark: “yeah we’ve met. hi my/n”

you: “what”

mark: “yeah”

my/n: “yeah”

his roommate: “yeah”

you:

you: “i feeling like i’m missing something here”

turns out

surprise surprise

that one friend that my/n had made in her biology class was mark’s roommate oh my god they were roommates

whose name, you are told, is lee donghyuk

magical moment

us watching: heh 🤤

u can’t help but do a lil body scan from head to toe bc he a fine piece of cake we all know that

honey skin, oversized white t shirt, black pants, sneakers and lighter brown hair that looks fluffy the type of fluffy that makes u wanna touch it

yes he’s good looking. yes

yaaaaas

then mark tells him your name

“she’s the one i said reminded me of you”

“r u talking abt me behind my back marcus??”

donghyuk laughs and holds out a hand for you to shake

“what kinda coincidence is this?? i adopt your roommate, you’re dealing with mine”

“oh you’re gonna have to get in line to adopt her, i’m her legal guardian, sorry donghyuk”

to which he goes

“lmfao then we’ll both be her parents”

“k but i’ll keep her on the weekends. you see her on the weekdays”

then he wipes his smile off his face and he’s like “who said we’re split”

mark and my/n are doing the /MANIACAL LAUGHTER/ at this point

mark: “so ,, seriously what are the chances”

you: “this quartet,, it’s fate guys it’s fate there’s no way about it”

yes it is. yes. it is

even that four seater table was free because of fate

donghyuk: “this calls for drinks later. we all free? no 9am classes tmr?”

my/n: “we have a physics prac at 8:30 dingus”

donghyuk: “ah shit”

you barely got any notes for that lecture for at least an hour because you end up talking altogether throughout the session but once you remember you’re in a library to study you request a ceasefire and agree to study for a bit which,, you gotta admit ,, isn’t really productive because you’re so excited to meet someone new

but the best part about the day was when you notice how many times mark is glancing at your roommate while she’s reviewing her notes, completely oblivious

donghyuk complains that he’s hungry after another hour or two and you suggest you all have dinner together

donghyuk leans back in his chair in a stretch, his jumper lifting up a little over his jeans and showing a bit of his belly “ah i’m craving chinese”

you perk up, “mE TOO”

so you all go to your favourite chinese place just outside campus where you find out that mark and my/n have the same taste and so do you and donghyuk

he points and u and goes “oH?”

“jjAMPPONG? U TOO?”

“the ONLY DISH EVER”

mark and my/n: jjajang is fine : )

you and donghyuk: “JJAMPPONG IS SUPERIOR”

give him a bro five with the shoulder bump and everything

the boys walk you and my/n back to your dorm afterwards

donghyuk and my/n end up walking in a pair and mark walks alongside you

mark mentions how it’d be fun if you made a group chat together

you: “do it”

“i don’t have your roommate’s number tho”

you’re smiling wickedly at his reaction “?? ASK HER FOR IT”

“dude what?? no u make one and i’ll add donghyuk to it”

“bRO JUST ASK”

“wHAT NO U DO IT THEN”

so u go

bet

and you call out the two biomed kids walking in front of you

“hey donghyuk! give me your number i’ll make a group chat”

“sure lol” and you open up a new contact to let him type his number into your phone

he saves his name as hot boi hyuk ✌🏻

which you just leave bc you’re busy making the group chat

mark is still astounded that you asked donghyuk for his number so easily

you: hi hello good day

my/n 🌸: yeetus meetus

hot boi hyuk ✌🏻: bow before me

you: here before me lie the beginnings of a new era

you: one born from blood and stone

my/n 🌸: tf is she saying

hot boi hyuk ✌🏻: idk but lets go with it

you: together we rise from the rubble and sort through the debris

hot boi hyuk ✌🏻: yas queen

my/n 🌸: i hate this gc already

you: and we WILL REBUILD THIS EMPIRE

read by marcus the fool 🤡 at 8:21 pm

safe to say you stay up for a good while talking on that group chat while mark just sits idle,,

you honestly don’t know if he’s consciously reading or not maybe he just left his phone on the chat

and thus our quartet is complete,,

and they all lived

happily ever after

but this isn’t the ending tho is it

wink wonk /waggles eyebrows/

this is but the epilogue to the prologue

that doesn’t make sense but n e ways

our quartet has not yet become two pairings

y’all just don’t know what the future has in store for you :)

click here to meet your soulmate, eng lit!mark!

II ⇤ | III | ⇥ IV

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Hiiii! What are you thoughts about RNM finale! How do you feel about it? I'm glad Alex was happy and I kind of understand why Micha walked out in the middle of the song even though I know some people didn't like it... Anyways! Hope you have a great day! 😁

Hi nonnie!

Am I having a great day, running on roughly 2 hours of sleep and sheer force of will? Debatable. :P

I’ve been listening to Tyler’s song all day tho, that has definitely improved my mood significantly. I’ll never be over the beauty that is this Malex song. WE GOT A MALEX SONG, Y’ALL!!!! And Tyler’s voice... yeah, the absolute best thing ever. I’m at peace just listening to him. 🥰

WOULD YOU COME HOME is without a doubt the best thing of this episode, the best thing of the season tbh. With that being said, I wrote down some more things.

Putting this incoherent mess behind a cut tho (I’m LJ years old, it’s a cut, not a Read More :P), fingers cross Tumblr doesn’t botch the damn thing.

Hmmmm, I’ll admit that last night (I watched live at 3am, which probably was NOT the best idea, but then I’m an adult, what else am I supposed to do other than make TERRIBLE LIFE CHOICES...), I really hated it.

Nothing made sense, too many questions were left unanswered, Malex were robbed of saying “I love you” to each other first, they were also robbed of an opportunity to talk (dear god, when will they finally TALK, it’s literally all I want), Michael was made to leave IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LOVE LETTER ALEX WAS SINGING TO HIM IN PUBLIC (omfg, I’m still so fucking PISSED about that, I’m FUMING) by the writers just to keep the ~drama going, Malex were robbed of a first public kiss, in one moment at the bar it looks like Michael took the handkerchief off, but there’s no way of telling whether they simply forgot to put it on him, or if it was deliberate and he actually took it off and we were robbed of that very significant moment.

Also ngl, Jesse’s death? Underwhelming. I mean, I’m glad he’s finally gone, but his whole storyline this season was underwhelming and so was his death. Oh well, underwhelming is my rating of S2 overall, guess it makes sense for this super villain to go out with a meh instead of a bang.

Blah, I'm still not super happy about the finale, and I especially wanted Michael to hear the WHOLE song, mainly the final two lines

You were the best of me You are the best of me

but since we can’t have nice things it’s not surprising that I’m not a huge fan. At least it wasn’t as devastating as 1x13, or as gross and triggering in 2x06, small mercies, I guess :P

Ngl, the Forlex kiss didn’t spark joy for me personally. I’m a mono shipper, and just like I hated seeing Michael kiss someone else, I hated seeing Alex do the same. But I understand why he did it. Michael left halfway through the song, and Alex was so relieved and proud of himself that he sang it, and Forrest was right there (wearing his Deep Sky ring 👀).

And hey, Alex asked and Forrest gave enthusiastic consent, I appreciate that very much!

I also really liked that Alex and Michael got to destroy the damn shed. I absolutely ADORE that Gregory was there when Alex sang,  alive and looking like the proudest big brother ever (like you don’t even know HOW MUCH I love him!!! ). Tanner’s such an amazing addition to the cast and I hope we’ll get to see him more often next season!

I’m glad that neither Alex or Michael were burdened with Jesse’s death, I hate that Gregory is carrying that burden now, but he seems to be better equipped for it, and I think he’ll be okay living with it.

Also a glimmer of hope for my baby Flint and a possible redemption arc? I like it (mainly bc I adore Kiowa, I just want him back).

The Echo breakup was long overdue, IDK, I haven’t cared that much about them as a couple for a long time, they’ve been lying to each other throughout most of the season, insofar it makes perfect sense that they go their separate ways now.

Rrrrosaaaaaa!!! My girl, I’m so damn PROUD of her!!!! She’s doing absolutely amazing, and I hope they’ll bring Iris back for her in S3 as a real friend. She deserves to spend time with people other than the “alien circle” at large.

M/M breakup... let’s just say I’m glad that particular nightmare is finally OVER. Time for Michael to work on himself. He didn’t get much opportunity to do that all season.

I’m a bit worried that due to the larger time jump between S2 and 3 we’ll either not get to see much of his development, or - even worse - he hasn’t worked on himself when we meet him again. That’s why I really rather hate S2 for him as a character. Oh well, that’s something to worry about in a year, I guess.

KYLE. I was happy about the blink-and-you’ll-miss-it Kylex moment, but overall S2′s done him dirty. Constantly sidelined, stuck in a relationship I still don’t care about even a little bit. And now Liz even played “god” and saved Steph (which in itself is a good thing, but Liz has been doing this all season, and no one’s stopped her, and I find that worrisome.) I guess with Steph being saved she’s also going to be in S3? Meh, I couldn’t care less, but also something to worry about next year.

Isobel didn’t get to do all that much this episode, but I love her, she’s had an amazing journey this season, and I feel she’s in a really good place right now. GOOD FOR HER!

SANDERS! Not in this episode, but damn, I love him, and I’m SO glad that MICHAEL’S DAD HAS BEEN INTRODUCED TO US THIS SEASON!

Jenna & Charlie AAAAAAHHHHHHHH, I’m so happy for them! And I’m excited to hopefully see both of them again next season! They are amazing, and as a duo a force to be reckoned with! Excited for Riley’s show Hightown to be renewed, still hope she’ll find time to travel to Santa Fe to be in several episodes of RNM.

Max... Ngl, I’m not a fan of the character. Never have been. And while Max 2.0 was nicer than Max 1.0, I never really warmed up to him. Let’s see how things with “Mr. Jones” and Max will go next season.

Maria... Let’s see how things with her go next season. Maybe she’ll finally be allowed to have a storyline that doesn’t revolve around other people.

Circling back to Alex. I love him, I love him the most. He’s on par with my other favorite character of all time (Derek Hale, in case that wasn’t clear). He’s so important to me, and Tyler did the most exquisite job playing him. S2′s been a difficult season for him and I hated that for him.

The writers held him back at almost every turn, he wasn’t allowed to move on, instead Michael got to “dump” Alex every second episode. Man, it got old real fast. But Alex’s resilience finally hammered it home to Michael, that Alex is not leaving again. He’s right there, and he’ll even show up when Michael calls him. New experience for him, I’m sure.

IDK, this whole season was such a mess, so many things that weren’t resolved in the end, the lack of a main plot kept bothering me, and I hated that some of my favorite S1 friendships were completely sidelined.

I hate that an entire season was wasted on Malex being apart, especially wasted for Michael who had a lot of shit on his plate I hoped he’d get a chance at working through (at least in part) in S2, but that didn’t happen. He had some lightbulb moments, but overall he’s still pretty much in the same spot he was at the beginning of the season.

And while I agree that he’s not ready to be with Alex atm, I hate that he did not communicate that to Alex properly, and instead left halfway through Alex’s song.

IDK, I just feel like pretty much every fanfic writer in our fandom would’ve done a better job at writing them this season, they would’ve been allowed to move forward separately, but still towards a common goal.

I know, they are endgame, there’s no doubt about that, but I’m TIRED of them not talking. And especially after Alex’s performance.

Either way, I don’t think any of this makes much sense, coherent thoughts, I don’t have them atm. I’ll need more time to think things through, and maybe my overall negative opinion of this season won’t be quite so negative anymore. Who knows.

I’ve always wondered whether I’d feel like finally watching S2 once I know how it ends, and right now I can answer that question with a firm NO. Canon exhausts me. I’m looking forward to fandom getting time to take a deep breath and process this season. 

I’m excited that we get to take care of the characters for the next year. It’s time for some good development, for tons of fics where Malex actually talk to each other, where Gregory is an awesome brother, Sanders adopts Michael and a million other things.

If there’s one thing I’m grateful for is, that the finale didn’t ruin Malex entirely. I’d been really worried about that.

THEY ARE OURS AGAIN, FOLKS! \0/

[httpjeon]

happy 2020!

going into the new year i'd like to say this year has honestly been one of the most interesting. i progressed so much in my writing skill and i'm super proud of what i've accomplished! i managed to cultivate a blog with so many loving, sweet people who support what i write and give me a platform to scream about my desire to Risk it All for 14 men 😔👊🏻

but most importantly i spent another phenomenal year with the girlies (and gained a beautiful girlie as well 🥺) whom are legit ride or dies and i would absolutely OBLITERATE the earth for 😫

so i wanna thank @kinktae @junqkook @hoseokiehopie @minnpd and @jeongi for being amazing, loyal, supportive, absolutely incredible friends and i can't wait for 2020 when it'll be a coven meeting between nova rose yara and i!!! i'm so excited!!!

rose, you're my absolute best friend in the whole wide world. we can talk about anything and everything and never grow bored. you always support me and have nothing but kindness to show me and it's been another phenomenal year where i got to see you grow. every day i love you more and more and i'm so proud of you each and every second. i'm always so grateful i took the chance to message you that day and i'm even more thankful you stuck by me even tho i'm a HUGE pain in the ass i love love love love love you so much ♥️

yara, you're honestly my go to for happiness. literally no one else makes me laugh and smile the way you do. you have such a kind heart and you're so loyal it's insane — i always text you when i need a boost or i'm lonely because you always come through. you're so reliable and i adore you so so so much. we're a couple of troublemakers together and we feed off each other's chaos but by god i wouldn't have it any other way i wouldn't trade u for the world ♥️

nova, god damn you are THAT bitch honestly you help me more than you possibly know. any time i need a strong opinion or someone to lean on i'm like DAMN WHERES NOVA WHEN U NEED HER; i get so happy whenever i see your name pop up in the coven and truly you are so helpful to me and i truly love you and everything that you give me even if you don't know you do anything at all. you just being there means so much ♥️

megan, we started out not rlly talking too much but as the days progressed you've honestly come to mean so much to me. you really help me feel comfortable in myself and you're SO MUCH FUN you're always there to talk regardless of the time and you curb a lot of lonely days even if you don't realize it. i'm so glad to call you a friend and i'm blessed to have gotten to know you ♥️

and nix, my cheating wife and fellow wonho whore; we grew into monbebes together and bonded SO much over them — and even tho u r THE ghostiest bitch i know (beating yara) i love you to bits. that lil ft date we had was honestly one of the funnest nights i had in a long time and god damn i think about you SO much!!! i always get happy to see you pop up and i miss you each and every day and eagerly await for even a glimpse of ur ghost 😔👊🏻 you make me very happy and laugh SO much and god damn i'm so grateful we managed to wrangle u in and befriend u (i was scared of u at first ngl) but you've grown into such a good friend in such a short amount of time and you know i love you!!!! ♥️

i can honestly say you guys made me feel so good about myself because i know you genuinely love me for me. i find no need to hide anything about me; whether ugly or sad — no matter what you support me. 2019 was definitely a year where i was able to say i was proud of the person i grew into and was; i'm confident in myself and i genuinely stay true to my morals and opinions. i'm never ashamed of myself or who i am. i owe a lot to you guys and every single day i get to call you my friends is another amazing day. you make me smile and laugh and never get upset with me and you're always patient and caring. you're honestly the best a girl could ask for and i'm so lucky to have to girlies ♥️

anyway i love u guys ): thank u for putting up with me and being my friend. ♥️♥️♥️♥️

and thank u to my readers who always make me excited to write and post fics!! i'm eternally grateful to the amazing blog you've given me ♥️

i hope everyone flourishes in 2020 AND I HOPE WONHO COMES BACK

[ghosty-schnibibit]

late amnesty liveblog because my sleep schedule has betrayed me :P

i've scheduled this liveblog to come out around 10:00 am on friday, but as i'm typing this it's around three in the morning. summer has utterly fucked my sleeping schedule lmao, i literally went to bed around 6:00 am yesterday and didn't wake up until a little before 4:00 pm... which is about a normal amount of time to sleep for me tbh, just at a wack time. oi vae. i’m going to try and get to bed a little earlier tonight, but i had to get this done now so i didn’t have to avoid tumblr altogether for fear of spoilers while me and my parents are driving to IKEA tomorrow :P

i've been procrastinating listening to the new ep all day because of well, the same reason i tend to procrastinate listening to every new ep of amnesty: i'm scared as fuck for all of these characters and a lil bit nervous about how griffin intends to unify all the disparate plot threads in a way i wasn't during balance. i'd say that nervousness is less of a product of me being distrustful in the boys’ abilities and more a product of me binging all of balance over the course of a month and only catching up in time for reunion tour, aka when all the main mystery threads were either solved or would be in the next few eps. also, ngl, still a little shaken by ned's death, along with how bloody the last arc was in general and what that means going forward vis a vis character mortality. please griffin, all i ask is that you don’t kill off duck and aubrey, p l e a s e

tl;dr: my sleep schedule is fucked and i'm a nervous wreck about fictional characters, what else is new lol? anyways, onto the liveblog!

the description is probably the least terrifying of the last five or six 

"how's the scene doing?" "lil cold" i caught that pun trav

MY BOY :D

griffin what the fuck

good to know indrid isn't at fault lmao

aww duck :'(

"what a delight" bless

the heathcliff is out of the bag

indrid you dramatic twink jfc

i really love these moments of just... pure dialogue

q u e l l

"why did you invoke submarines?" ilu aubrey

... you're not really being helpful here drid

i love thacker so much holy shit

yep, all bummers sums it up pretty well :|

a very finely feathered cast lol

minerva's voice is so similar to indrid’s jesus

i only know of minority report through the lost in adaptation ep on it lmao

well that's not great

"our- well, your world technically" aww indrid

aubrey you dummy ilu

i forgot kirby was there lol

i need fic of aubrey and thacker watching movies together and getting him caught up to modern day, i don't even like the mcu and i want that fic

d u c k m a n

JESUS CHRIST INDRID

what was that noise clint???

indeed quite zany lol

which one of them is clicking their computer mouse a bunch???

"gotta getchu a sword" leo ilu

i know there's gonna be fanart of that lmao

ooooh, new music! very good new music!

yes please keep the together party after splitting it caused so much heartache and literal death last arc 

i love thacker's dad energy so much, can't wait to see how that plays out

"WHY ARE THEY SITTING IN RUBBLE" ilu trav

sammiches c:

keith is just d o n e

i just remembered the throwaway line from the last arc about hollis being into saturday night dead and got sad :(

JESUS THACKER

i need fic of thacker interacting with the baby hornets, i need it so bad

duck you cannot just spring all this on them

"my friend the mothman" D U C K

YUP, you need to roll for that

that's better than failure! that's not complete failure!

JAKE! JAKE! JAKE!

OH MY GOD THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE

they're in it for jake :')

i’m so excited for the new graphic novel!!! hopefully i will have enough money to buy it ha haaaaa for real tho i have no money or autonomy

ghost dewey! :D

who does he need to talk to? pigeon maybe?

that was so good clint! i loved it :D

WHAT THE FUCK, DUCK NEWTON

i know i've said it like eighty times but thacker's peak dad energy is absolute gold and i'm super happy we get to see him interact with juno again after how adorable their last scene was :)

"gross" bless travis

oooh no, i'm getting bad vibes

i have never heard milanos pronounced that way in my entire life

i have to hide mine from my dad lmao

WHO IS CLICKING

thacker you sound like the goddamn unibomber could you please be more forthright about what the plan is

hmm... here's a fun question: did thacker inherit ned's spent luck???

well that answers that lol

i love juno so goddamn much

sensors? stealth could be an option

why is she so scared? like aubrey brought her coworker back to life, i personally would not be afraid of her murdering me after that

"no one needs to go to chicago" ilu aubrey

federal paperwork is an absolute bastard

some monday what???

"well i don't care for the tone!" aubrey ilu

that's a good way to put it :/

WHY IS DEWEY IN THE CLOSET

s p e c t r a l  m o m

well dewey is immune to death sooo...

ned was one of aubrey’s best friends... even after everything that happened she still called him one of her best friends... travis you've made me cry ; _ ;

PLEASE MAGIC TRAVIS DICE SHE HAS NO MORE LUCK TO BURN

damn this really is a wild ass scenario isn't it

"you're melting my fucking brain" pfff

thank you clint, i completely forgot too

travis is the irl voidfish lmao

i love dewey so much

"can't kill me twice, i think" i hope dewey can't double die lol

d u c k o l a s

why did you go to buffy and winthrop duck??? why did you want to talk to these weird edward and lydia reskins duck?????

yeah that feels right

okay, it's griffin clacking on his mouse

playing what???

THE WHAT

WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT, JUSTIN MCELROY

DUCK WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU DOING I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON

i love justin's triumphant laugh so much

i mean i already mentally associated them with the wonderland liches so this isn't much of a jump  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

griffin what on earth is this

"that's it, that's all the latin there is" i wish lmao

THE SHADOW BRETHEREN

we are... so screwed lmao

this was very good! this ep kept up the trend of funnier interactions from the last ep and i’m grateful for it after how sad the past arc was. i am still very worried but i’m happy we’re seeing a lot of npcs that we hadn’t gotten back to in a while just to make sure they’re okay. pretty much anything else i had to say is summed up by the mini rant i made before listening above lol. 

see y’all next right thursday!!!

[actualtext]

08/02/21

GOODNESS GRACIOUS. THERES SO MUCH TO UPDATE fdjsaklf Reason being- I only like to post from my laptop. Fuck texting all this text. lmao

07/23/21: Dad's Karaoke/Girls night/Amy Winehouse tribute night RIP Amy. 10 years. wow. We miss you. We celebrated this icon by attending one of the many live tribute shows in our city. Who is "we"? Well a random group of girls who decided to get together cause one mutual friend was depressed af and needed us, that's who! Our mutual friend had posted something along the lines of wanting a hot girl hang out, cause she was depressed. Before she could react, me and another one of her friends came together and created a group chat to plan a get together. It was lovely and wholesome. 10/10 would do again.

After the tribute event, we decided we wanted to continue our hang out, but that we needed something a little more lively. (Pun not intended, RIP Amy!!) I recalled a passenger of mine (I'm a personal driver) mentioning that he hosted Karaoke at a place called "Dad's" so I brought up the idea of attending to the girls and they loved it. There was four of us total, and we all looked stunning, ofc. I sang "wanna be" by the spice girls after getting a feel of the crowd. I was drunk, but from what I remember, everyone absolutely loved it.

OMG but something crazy happened. Crazy at least to me. There was a guy doing karaoke when we arrived. He sang 1985 by Bowling for Soup, and I was just jammin' along while recording a snap cause he was just so into it and it was golden. He looked right at me and pointed into my camera and was all about being recorded. NGL, he was so cute. Anyways. I couldn't shake the feeling that I knew him from somewhere, and no- it wasn't just cause I thought he was cute and I thought we had a connection. I kept looking at him (probably seeming very creepy), and I just couldn't put my finger on it. Finally towards the end of the night, a name popped into my head (which is insane cause I have a SHIT memory). Edward. *Eye roll* NO, not twilight Edward. When I brought it up to the girls, that's what they instantly thought, and they assumed I was calling him my like... soulmate(?) or something. I don't know. But this guy, who I assume is named Edward, and I used to attend the same middle school (if it is indeed the guy I think it is.) What's even more insane is that, if I'm not mistaken, he has a little sister with my first name! I was too enthralled trying to figure out who he was while trying not to seem creepy (and probably failing) to ask him anything about himself. Didn't help that he was sitting with a gorgeous woman who totally intimidated me. Anyways, I never got to ask who he was, and all I have is that snapchat video of him saved on my phone (again, like a fucking creep). Edward, if you're out there... I love you.

JK

After karaoke, I drove my gf home. Almost peed my pants from drinking so much water, but made it to a convenient store before my bladder burst :) We stopped to get some tacos (ofc.) and then made it to her place safe and sound. When we arrived, her pal was there chillin' with her little sister. His name is John, and he's apparently really cool but I don't really know him like that. When I first met him, my gf was trying to hook us up, I think. She just said things like "He's single, you're single... it'd be really cool if two of my best friends dated." and shit like that. But like.. I don't know if he's my type. Politically, we're polar opposite, that's for sure. I'm a goof ball, and he doesn't like comedy movies... hahaha I don't know if those two things are even related but like... I don't know. SO ANYWAYS, we walk in, and I'm telling you, we look hot. My friend always looks hot tho, so the only one who really changed was me. And John made it a point to tell me. He said I looked "swanky" and when I asked what it meant, the way he described it was like it was a step above classy. I was flattered to say the least.

07/30/21 Kansas trip with my aunt Irma My cousin Ruben was going to be getting married on the 31st, my aunt was going to drive up to Kansas from Texas with her brother and his wife. However, as luck would have it, her brother's wife ended up falling ill. He was still willing to take her, but she felt that he should stay in town with his ill stricken wife so that in case anything happened to her, my aunt couldn't be to blame for taking her brother a way at a time of need. So because he wasn't going to be able to drive her, she called me up and asked me to do the deed. I thought it would just be me and her, but it ended up being me and her and her grandson.

The trip was pretty cool minus the fact that the very small town we stayed in had very limited food options, and for a vegetarian almost none. Getting there was no issue, but on the way back, my aunts grandson made me wanna bash my head into my steering wheel. I've never met anyone so disrespectful or ungrateful in my life. That's all I wanna say about that.

Lets talk about the wedding. My cousin that got married was unofficially adopted by a nice rich white family in Kansas. His mother was very grateful that this family had taken him in because they provided opportunities for my cousin that she simply would not have been able to as an impoverished single parent. At the wedding, I met this family. I was introduced to the three biological sons (all of whom were handsome). I had my eye on the oldest one (not seriously though, cause.. I live in Texas), but by the end of the night, I swear their mother was trying to hook me up with her youngest son. I drank and danced and had so much fun, I even ended up befriending the girlfriend of the oldest son that I had my eye on :p

The trip was 11 hours one way, so 22 in total. Plus, going to visit my now married cousin's brother who lives 3 hours from where we were staying, two separate occasions (a total of 12 hours). In total, I drove 34 hours in one weekend. *cries internally*

08/03/21 Photo Editing Photo editing is definitely going to have to wait till tomorrow (it's Currently midnight, so later today?) cause I'm so dang exhausted. I just wanted to journal a little cause the trip really took a lot out of me. I didn't realize how big of an impact talking about my life would have, even if it's just on a website that no one is ever going to look at.

I will be editing some photos I took of a local band, and I'm really excited to send those to them. I'm not a professional photographer, I wouldn't even say I'm an amateur photographer, cause photographers have skills and certifications and know how to edit. I simply crop and occasionally fix the colors, but nothing major like photoshop.

These poor guys in this local band have been waiting months for their photos and I simply suck at remember to get shit done, so here I am months later up at midnight talking about how I'm going to eventually send the pics to them. ha! I don't know what else to say on this topic without making me look like even scummier scum, so I'm going to leave it at that. Goodnight, Tumblr. Try not to judge me too hard :(

[cheolbooluvr]

"love of my life" I'm crying pls 😭❤️ *clears throat* so, how are you doing? 🤗 I wanted to tell you that I keep rereading your stuff, I don't even know why but when you posted the masterlist for "the class president" I immediately went "I must reread this now" yes, I'm in love with that mini series but so am I with all your works speaking of, the sneak peek of your summer collab? Hello? I am so here for this sjsalkdsajd Can't wait til you post it *-* I also love your results of the milestone prompt game, especially- scratch that, there is no especially lmao I wanted to praise "Once, Twice, Three Times" and "Bullseye" because I love me some good old royalty and forbidden love fic BUT the others are just as great :') "My only sunshine" is so cute, how do I get a cuddly, loving Cheol for myself? 🥺 anyway, I think a pt 2 for Wonwoo's royalty thing would be interesting 👀 and I am so sorry you feel like your writing isn't good enough lately :( I hope you overcome this quickly because your writing is just as amazing as you as a person are so don't overthink it pls :( easier said than done Ik ik, just wanted to say that it's also good to know I'm actually not that unknowing when it comes to fanfic terms lmao 😂 but ngl that could happen to me too that you do photography is amazing, I really admire the work of photographers, hobby or not, it's breathtaking when you look at their incredible works I would love to do it too but I'm too lazy to properly look into it 😭 I'm pretty sure at least half of the other hundred people following your blog would read your books as well <3 and Vincenzo, here we are again "you need to prepare yourself" doesn't sound too good, but I'll keep watching :D oooh Chayoung, yes! kind of a rough path, but she really grew on me by now. The tenants are just adorable and I love how supportive and protective they are of each other 🥺 And I think you're right, they do brighten up the show a lot <3 ahahaha, sleep is a funny topic, I do get sleep just not during normal sleep hours lmao anyway, stay hydrated, safe and healthy and take good care of yourself <333

+ so in case it wasn't obvious the long ask you got about 45min ago or sth, it's from me, le moon anon (though I don't have access to any emojis rn ._.)

hehe 🌙 anon i knew it was you, dw ^-^

me waiting for you to show up in my inbox:

i'm doing well!! it makes me so warm inside to know you like class president so much 😭 if i recall, that was the first time you messaged me, right?? i am a big fan of enemies to lovers, so that one was a lot of fun to write!

i spent a whole night plotting and doing some work on the summer collab, i already made a banner for it, too! i'm so excited to share it (even tho the due date is a year away LOL). but it's looking to be a whole series which i'm very excited abt as well 😁

the feedback on the milestone game has been so reassuring and i'm glad you like them!! once, twice, three times is a personal fave for sure, along w glow in the dark stars :") but yesss cuddly cheol 🥺 lowkey made myself cry writing it bc i was like I WANT THIS!!?!? *SCREAMS*

your and other's feedback have helped me feel a lot better abt my writing, and i cannot stress enough how grateful i am to read it. i'm just such a perfectionist T^T but i'm slowly getting over that and writing to write and practice so i can get better! but thank you for constantly supporting me, it means the absolute world to me!! <3

also i am learning SO much being a fic writer!! fanlore.org is my new friend hahaha like i knew some tropes but i never realized they had names?? like i’ve said before, i’m not new to writing, i’m not new to tumblr, but i am new to writing for tumblr lol

i’ve been into photography since middle school! i would always carry a camera with me to school lol and post “artsy” [read”: cringey] photos on my instagram ahahah dark times :’) but photography is great, and even if you use your phone, that’s a great place to start ^^

hahaha vincenzo will send you on a path of emotions, so best you know what you’re getting yourself into :P i hope you will come to love chayoung as much as i do bc she’s great, so headstrong and funny and determined :’)

hope you’re getting enough rest (i have a messed up sleep schedule too asjdkadj), staying happy, healthy, and safe, as well, my beloved 🌙 anon! <3

[parkji-hoons]

I’M A REALLY LUCKY PERSON

KCON AUSTRALIA EXPERIENCE!! Okay I’m home and I finally have time to write this and it’s gonna be suuuuuuupppperrrrr long bc a lot of crazy shit happened to me alksjfsfdhkjsfh also sorry no gifs bc I don’t have time rn but I will later in the week I promise!!! Also if anyone has any questions about the whole thing Im gonna open up asks for a few days so just hmu (I swear though if y'all send hate I’m gonna delete it so)

Day 1

Okay admittedly day 1 was really boring for me since I didnt go to the concert that day and had no artist engagements or anything (also the convention itself was really shite like I lined up almost an hour and a half for a small ass room that I barely stayed 5mins in) also the entire thing was very disorganised and I wasted a lot of my time tbh. But then I went to meet up with some mutuals (shout out to @minhwangs @yoonjsung @jaehwn ily guys) at circular quay and it was so lucky that the moment I stepped out of the train station they were heading my way and we met up real quick. Then they told me that I literally just missed seeing WJSN and like I was ofc sad but I also didnt really stan so I didnt really mind that much. We stayed in that spot just talking when I noticed a group of girls lining up to get ice cream and boiiii these girls were literally GLOWINGGG then Debbie (@jaehwn ) noticed me looking behind her and she was like holy thats WJSN and they all literary just walked past us like the angels they are. THWY WERE LIKE NOT EVEN A METRE AWAY FROM US AND THEYRE LITERALLY SO SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE OHMYGODD THEYRE SO CUTE LGJWJHSJASJ. Also a lot smaller than I expected but GDI wowowowowow and yeah that was basically the start of my lucky streak.

Day 2

OKAY THIS IS WHEN SHIT HAPPENNNNSSSSSS. Honestly I felt so so so unlucky tbh bc my friend and I fell asleep on the train and ended up missing our stop and went to god knows where so we were late and shit but like still relatively early but yeah we got there at around 9ish and I went to go collect my benefits cuz I got p1 but yeah I got red carpet for that night, an up10tion audience, a WJSN audience and a monsta x hi touch. Honestly lowkey disappointed I didnt get any wanna one but like I was grateful for the rest anyway (plus hi I love Monsta X) but my friend got a wanna one audience and she said she would give it to me (bless her). After that we went around trying to find people who wanted to go see WJSN or up10tion bc like even tho I like those groups Im not SUPER into them so I’d rather just give them to really big fans of them you Know? I literally made two peoples day but not asking for money or a trade for them to see their bias groups and literally they were so shocked I didnt ask for anything but like i just wanted it to go to someone who actually REALLY liked the group you know since I didnt really know know them (bc like if someone got wanna one hi touch but didnt like them as much like I’d love for them to give it to me bc theyre my bias group you know?). I also went around trying to trade my MX hi touch for wanna one but it was literally impossible but I also didnt really mind bc I love MX soooooooo. After that I met with Debbie again and she also didnt get wanna one benefits and we tried for so long to swap but no one would but like ehhhhh we both were gonna see MX so. We kinda just went in to the queue for the convention after that but not even to like go see the convention but for the kcon goodie bags that we were supposed to get and holy that took so damn long lrnekabjhwjhw after that I was like checking fb if anyone was wanting a MX hi touch for wanna one and someone posted that they would trade it but also wanted some money but like max I would go would’ve been $50 so I sent an offer and PRAYED to the gods no one else would make a higher one AND THEY ANSWERED MY PRAYWRS MAN SHE AGREED WITH THE TRADE AND I JUST OHMYGOD I WAS GONNA MEET WANNA ONE I WANTED TO CRYYYYYY AND I WAS LIKE DEBBIE THAT MEANS YOU CAN GO TOO BC I STILL HAD THE WANNA ONE AUDIENCE AND WE WERE LITERALLT SO SOSOSOSOOSOSO HAPPY I WAS SO LUCKY OHMYGODDDDDDDD.

Meeting Wanna One

OKAY SO HERE’S WHERE SHIT REALLY WENT DOWN. So while Monsta X was having their m&g ofc all of the people going to the wanna one m&g were like ‘let’s line up’ and at this time it was like 1pm-ish? WE WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE QUEUEING UNTIL LIKE 3.45PM AND ENTRY WAS ACTUALLY AT 5PM SO I LITERALLY WAITED IN LINE FOR 5 HOURS IN 35 DEGREE DIRECT HEAT I ALMOST DIED HOLY. But I made quite a few friends in line and we got up to a ton of shit (may or mayn’t have turned one of the security guards into a wannable….his bias may or may not have been daehwi…(bonus: we gave him a banner and at the actual m&g the same security guard was standing by the door where wanna one was gonna come through and he was holding the banner akajflkjshflkj it was really cute). 

Anyways, so after 5hours we finally went into the room and holy shit I managed to get front row somehow??? rip though bc I was on the opposite side of where jihoon was but LIKE STILL FRONT FUCKING ROW?!??!?!?! HOW LUCKY AM I WTF.  So after getting inside we had to wait another 30mins until they actually you know, came but during that time they were playing the album so everyone just jammed (except for when always was playing in that case everyone sobbed while singing) but yeah after 30mins WANNA ONE CAME OUT AND JUST HOLY SHIT THEY ARE LITERALLY SO BLOODY GORGEOUS IRL AKJLDFNLKASFJGN I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE BUT I WAS AWESTRUCK I COULDNT FILM IT PROPERLY MY HANDS WERE SHAKING THE ENTIRE TIME BUT THEY ARE LITERALLY STUNNING. 

SO THEY ALL DID THEIR INTROS AND SHIT THEN IT WAS TIME FOR THE HITOUCH AND OHYMGOD I LITERALLY DIDN’T THINK MY LUCK COULD GET ANY FUCKING BETTER BUT APPARENTLY IT COULD?????? 

WHEN IT WAS MY TURN I SUDDENLY GAINED THIS WEIRD AMOUNT OF CONFIDENCE AND ACTUALLY SAID THINGS TO THME LIKE OHMYGOD. FIRST WAS GUANLIN. THIS BOI HOT DAMN IS TALL AF LIKE HOW DID YOU ONLY TURN 16 YOU ARE SO FUCKING TALL NOT TO MENTION REALLY DAMN HANDSOME LIKE BRO. I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM WHEN I WAS HIGH FIVING HIM AND HE JUST SMILED AND NODDED AND NEXT WAS ONG AND I WAS LIKE HIIIIII AND HE WAS LIKE HIII~~ AND GRINNED AT ME AND JUST ONG MAN HE’S LITERALLY MODEL LIKE GORGEOUS THE DAMN VISUALS WTF. 

OKAY SO NEXT IS THE GREATEST FUCKING MOMENT OF MY LIFE AND NOTHING COULD EVER COMPARE TO THIS MOMENT. EVER. IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO MEET JIHOON (if y’all new and don’t know I have literally been screaming about holding park jihoons hand since pd101 days and my hands are literally shaking at me remembering that I HAVE HELD HIS HAND MISSION FUCKING ACCOMPLISHED I CAN DIE HAPPY). Park Jihoon. Where do I start? he is literally so so so so pretty. I almost melted and I think I stopped breathing when I looked into his eyes I’m not even lying idk how I was able to function BC HE LOOKED STRAIGHT BACK INTO MINE. BY SOME KIND OF MIRACLE I MANGED TO JUST BLURT OUT ‘I LOVE YOU!’ TO HIM AND I ENDED UP KIND OF TAKING A HOLD OF HIS HAND INSTEAD OF JUST HIGH FIVING AND JUST HE SEEMED REALLLLLY SURPRISED AND HIS MOUTH KINDA DROPPED? LIKE HE JUST SEEMED LIKE HE DIDNT EXPECT IT BUT AT THIS POINT I NEEDED TO START MOVING TO DAEHWI OR ELSE THE SEVURITY WAS GOING TO RUSH ME BUT LIKE A SECOND BEFORE MY HAND LEFT HIS JIHOON WAS LIKE ‘ I LOVE YOU~~~’ AND BOI. I. FUCKING. DIED. I COULDNT THINK STRAIGHT LIKE DID HE JUST SAY THAT? DID HE ACTUALLY. JUST TELL ME HE LOVED ME? HONESTLY I STILL DON’T BELIEVE IT HAPPEND AND IM JUST AKFGHJLKAJFHGNEJRFEBH???!?!?!?!??!?! The only thing that actually confirmed he said it was daehwis face bc he like looked at jihoon sorta shocked too like mouth dropped type thing and just ohmygod I could go on and on but I won’t bc theres still 8 members left lisfhiesfjcoiehnf.

alright so next was daehwi. STILL had his mouth opened by the time I fully got to him but he managed to smile at me and I was like ‘ HOW ARE YOU?’ bc he is my son and I need to make sure he’s doing well you know? and he was like ‘I’m good!!’ but I think I took too long bc security sort of pushed me a bit to go quicker (props bc I was still like not moving bc wtf jihoon) but yes jinyoung HIS HEAD REA;;Y IS DAMN SMALL BUT HE IS REALLY HANDSOME LIKE WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW YOU ARE SO CUTE LIKE WTF. 

At this point security actually pushed me to move on but they did it like while I was already starting to say HI to Daniel but since I was pushed it like came out louder than I expected (like a hiIIii) and Daniel was so startled he literally took a step back before just smiling at me and it was so funny bc jisung low-key laughed at him and it was really cute. 

With Jisung I was like ‘THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING’ bc he needs to know he is appreciated like YOON JISUNG WE ALL LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOU BOI PLS ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT but he like did that pouty face thing that he does when he wants to show that he’s grateful/touched idk but like he squints his eyes and pouts and nodded his head at me and SQUEEZED MY HAND LIKE HOT DAMN JAKFJFMERJ. ALSO CAN I JUST SAY THATT THIS BOI IS SO MUCH MORE HANDSOME UP CLOSE LIKE HE LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD ON SHOWS AND FANCAMS AND SHIT BUT HOLY SHIT UP CLOSE IT’S LIKE X1102399014839573827569287 LIKE HE IS GORGEOUS DO NOT BELIEVE ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE OKAY!

NEXT UP WAS SUNGWOON AND HE’S NOT THAT  SHORT GUYS LIKE COME ON (side note: most of them were actually shorter than I expected but since I expected sungwoon to be like SHORT he was taller than I expected lmao) but by this time security was like HURRY TF UP so I was just like hiiiii and he just smiled at me and I did the same with jaehwan and he smiled and was like ‘HI HI’ and just akljfghlkajfhgimerhfiefm jaehwan wtf. 

up next was the bias wrecker. Park Woojin. ngl I planned on pretending to high five woojin b4 dabbing to prove I don’t swerve but before I could I was like hii!!! and he fucking grinned at me and showed off his snaggletooth and BOIIIIII HE IS SO FUCKIG CHARMING WTF. ALL THOUGHTS OF DABBING LEFT MY MIND AND I ENDED UP GRIPPING HIS HAND BC I WAS LIKE I NEED SUPPORT IM GOING TO MELT OTHERWISE BC PARK WOOJINS SMILE IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL ( I swear I didn’t swerve….maybe for like 0.0005s). last but not least mr. hwang minhyun. HIS. VISUALS. ARE. SO. BEAUTIFUL. HE WAS DRESSED ALL CUTELY AND HE WAS SO PROPER LIKE HE WAS DASHING AND BEAUTIFUL WOWOWOOWOW WHEN I GREETED HIM HE SMILED AT ME AND BOWED AND SAID HI BACK ADN IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT. after that I kinda…..skipped off stage…I was so high man I was on cloud 9 I literally could not believe that all happened in a span of like max 2 mins and I feel like I was going to collapse but hands were still shaking so much alkjhifrbhureih. 

ANYWAYS after my mini break down, I gathered myself and went back to join the crowd and listen to their ending speech thingo (by this time I was at the back rip but still pretty close) We weren’t allowed phones while meeting them so I shoved it in my bag ad wasn’t able to video this but when they were about to do their last greeting all of the fans started singing happy birthday for guanlin and it was literally the cutest thing to watch their reactions bc they were all so shocked!! LIKE GUANLINS EYES WIDENED AND ALL OF THE OTHER MEMBERS SUDDENLY LIKE SNAPPED THEIR HEADS TO THE CROWD THEY WERE SHOOKT AND IT WAS SO CUTE BUT THEN THEY ALL STARTED CLAPPING ALONG AND SMILING REAL BIG WHILE WE ALL SANG AND WHEN IT ENDED THE MC (KEVIN FROM UKISS) WAS LIKE AWWW HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GUANLIN WHEN IS IT? (something along those lines) and guanlin was like lol it’s today but yeah after that heartwarming scene they did their greeting and left and we all started leaving too bc most of us needed to go line up for the red carpet.

(ALSO SOMEONE GOT A PHOTO OF MY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO JIHOON AND ME MEETING DAEHWI, IF YOU WANNA SEE SEND ME AN ASK, I WONT POST IT NOW BC IDK IF PEOPLE WANNA SEE LOL)

Red Carpet

Yo lemme tell y'all the line for the p1 red carpet was sooooo fucking long like holy shit HOW WERE ALL THESE PEOPLE GONNA FIT IN THAT TINY ASS ROOM and since I lined up so late bc the queue started really early and the wanna one m&g ended late I was towards the very back and I couldn’t really see anything (sad) but yeah basically only sf9, up10tion, WJSN and Monsta X went and a lotttt of fans got mad bc wanna one didn’t go akjsfmejfhoisenfu but it wasn’t like we could do anything about it like ??!??!?!! but I get it esp if they didn’t get to attend the m&g but yeah I can’t talk about it much bc I couldn’t see much rip soz it’s pretty like simple tho? they introduce the act, the act gets on stage then stays there for a bit introduces the group then leaves and the next group comes in and etc. what kinda sucked tho was like lining up to get into the concert venue bc of everyone pushing and shit it was so damn annoying.

Concert

CONCERT TIME YO. Okay first off, THOSE OPENING ACTS LIKE SHOUT OUT TO YOU GUYS YOU WERE FUCKIGN AMAZING HOLY SHITLJAHKCFJME ALso I’m really sorry but the SF9, Up10tion and WJSN parts of this are going to be really short mostly bc I wasn’t actually that big of a fan (like I only really knew their titles songs and didn’t even know the members names I’m so sorry!!) of those groups b4 this concert so I don’t know much and can’t talk a lot about them but what I can say is IVE BEEN CONVERTED BC THEIR STAGES WERE FUCKING AMAZING!!! ALSO SHOUT OUT TO THAT DUDE FROM SF9 WHO KEPT WAVING AT ME AND THREW A HEART AT ME BEING A HYPER PERSON IN THE CROWD LIKE BOI IDK YOU BUT YOU MY BIAS. But literally they all performed soooooo damn well and just WJSN is after my heart (esp when they played secret).

The highlight performances for me though were definitely wanna one and monsta x. wanna one mostly bc like hi you my bias group also THEY ARE FUCKING GOOD AT WHAT THEY DO MAN LIKE DAEHWIS LIVE VOICE HOLY SHIT ALSO JAEHWANS VOICE LIKE WE ALL KNOW IT’S GODLIKE BUT HEARING IT LIVE LIKE WTFFFFFFFFF. I LITERALLY COULDNT EVEN RECORD ANYTHING BC MY PHONE DIED AND I WAS REALLY SAD BUT LIKE HOT DAMNNNNNNNNNN THEY WERE AMAZING. ALSO WHEN THEY WERE GETTING INTO POSITIONS FOR BURN IT UP THERE WAS LIKE A SPLIT SECOND OF SILENCE AND I SCREAMED OUT ‘PAARRRRKKKK JIIIIHOOOOONNNNN’ SO LOUD THA T THE GIRL NEXT TO ME MOVED AWAY AND JIHOON LOOJED UP I WAS SHOOK (I apologised so much to the girl and she laughed it off but still moved away rip) also I’m not even gonna talk about piñata time bc there was too much shit going on there and my friend got decent fancams so I’ll gif later but SOMEONE TELL JIHOON TO STOP SOMEONE TELL GUANLIN THE FLOOR IS DIRTY SOMEONE TELL ONG NO AND SOMEONE REMIND JISUNG THAT HE IS THE CUTEST BEAN EVER (also stop park woojins sexy dance 2k17 thanks) but minhyun waved at me during piñata time and I love him for it. We also all sang happy birthday to guanlin again and I will never ever get tired of seeing that boy all happy and smiley I hope he enjoyed his birthday with us!!!

OKAY MONSTA X THO DEFS TOOK STAGE OF THE NIGHT LIKE BOISSSS. THEY BLOODY OWNED THAT STAGE. THEIR STAGE PRESENCE IS NO FUCKING JOKE LIKE HOLY HELL EVERYONE WAS LIKR REALLLLLLYYYY INTO IT (like people were going W I L D but like for wanna one they did to but it was more of like fangirl W I L D. for monsta x it was like jamming head banging move your body W I L D it was literally amazing). THEY PERFORMED EX GIRL WHICH IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE SONGS EVER AND JUST HOLY SHIT I WAS SOBBING WHILE SINGING IT AND WAVING SOME GOLD STREAMERS AROUND LIKE CRAZY AND KIHYUN NOTICED ME AND LAUGHED AT ME AND IT WAS SO CUTE. ALSO HOW WAS THAT GIRL WHO GOT LUCKY ENOOUGH TO BE PROPOSED TO BY MONSTA X NOT DEAD ON THE FLOOR? I WAS ON THE GROUND THE MOMENT CHANGKYUN SAID ANGEL LIKE HOLY SHIT YOU GOT SERENADED BY KIHYUN AND WONHO LEGIT WENT DOWN TO TAKE A SELFIE WITH YOU AND HUGGED YOU GIRL HOW ARE YOU ALIVE (admittedly she did like have a fan with shownus face on it and he didn’t participate in the proposals rip but still) anyways STAGES WERE FUCKING LIT ALSO WONHO YOU HOE SOMEONE STOP THAT GUY.

okay so after monsta x it was like the part where all of the groups come out again and shit and I ended up front row of the very side and wanna one came and stood there and I was legit right in front of Daniel woojin and jaehwan and the girls around me were trying to get their attention and were screaming their names and shit and I was like hmmmmm what should I do?? so I like made a heart with my arms like hands on head type heart and kinda just started stoically at woojin NOT THINKING HE WOULD NOTICE ME BUT ALKJHLCEKJNFSEJFHGBOSUIB HE FUCKING DID AND IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST AWKWARD AND FUNNIEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE HOLYSHIT IT WAS LIKE WE MADE EYE CONTACT AND HE STARED FOR A BIT LIKE WTF AND I FALTERED AND GAVE AN AWKWARD SMILE AND HE STARTED TO LAUGH A LIL AND I DIDN’T NOTICE BUT DANIEL SAW TOO AND HE TURNED TO WOOJIN AND THEY LAUGHED TOGETHER THEN OUT OF NO WHERE STARTED DOING THIS WEIRD DANCE THEN AFTERWARDS I NOTICED JAEHWAN STARING AT ME WITH COMPLETE JUDGEMENT ON HIS FACE AJMIRENJFOEGHU THE DICK BEFORE I WAS SHOVED AWAY BY A GIRL NEXT TO ME BUT YEAH THAT HAPPENED WOOPS.

basically it was one of the most amazing days of my life I not only got to meet and high five my ult bias group and see various amazing performances by all of the artists, I also was able to make new friends and meet my mutuals here and it was just sososososo amazing Im literally so grateful for everything and everyone and I was just realllly lucky I hope everyone gets to experience this bc I’m so happy rn and I hope everyone will be this happy at least once in their lives too!!!! and just I literally not even two months ago was totally convinced id never meet jihoon and hold his hand but IT HAPPENED so anyone who tells me it won’t happen to them I call bullshit bc I was literally saying that a month ago and it fucking happened to me so it’ll happen to you guys too I’m just saying!!!

also if you read up to here you’re a legend and I love you :D

[mothkatsu]

very late first post - feb 17, 2020 (though uploaded april 11, 2020)

Hey there! 

My name is Issa, and I am currently living in Tokyo for my spring semester abroad. It’s a little over a week since I’ve been here, and so much has happened. I wish I wrote it all down in a timely manner, but it’s better late than never. I’ll get right to the chase and list down where I’ve been so far, hopefully in the right order.

- Jan 8: touchdown in Narita! With some help with my friend and a very painful navigation through the airport, we both made it to our dorm in Bunkyo-ku, a quiet city with a bunch of students from Europe, Oceania, other Asian countries, the Americas, etc. I also met up with one of my very dear friends, who I am grateful is studying abroad the same time I am before he leaves for France for an entire year. Take me with you, Net :( 

- Shibuya babey: My friends and I met up with a few other people from our dorm in Shibuya. It has become one of my favorite places, mostly because it is on my commuter pass and is home to my favorite weekly snack - the cheesedogs right next to the McDonald’s. Anyways, during this infamous night, we ended up eating at a place whose name I am currently forgetting (and probably blocked from my memory). Many of my immediate friends were sitting at my table and the other group was right next to us. When it was time for us to leave, the other table didn’t bring their money up to pay and ended up having their $200 stolen. One of the guys was acting really rude, and while we understood his anger, was pretty ungrateful to my two friends who are in advanced Japanese and ended up diffusing the situation and getting those guys out of trouble. We love you, Will and Ryleigh!

- Jan 14: First day of classes! I study at Temple University Japan, joining the second batch of students to enter the new building. It honestly feels more like a high school than anything because it is just a single building, but I as a study abroad student I wasn’t really looking to find a home in that school. It is nice, don’t get me wrong, and I wish all the bathrooms on Main Campus had clean bathrooms and heated toilet seats, but I do miss many of my professors back home! Some of mine are fantastic, though one in particular is ruining my experience just slightly...

- Mt. Takao: Right outside of the bustling part of Tokyo is a beautiful mountain town. Known for their soba, my friends and I treated ourselves after the most painful hike of my life. Granted, I did marching band, played bass drum, and should be used to this type of pain, but the last time I did that was two years ago. I am so unfit. But it was worth it!

- Sapporo, Hokkaido: Two friends (my dear Nate and Will) and I went during the snow festival! They wooed me with Snow Miku, but it ended up being one of my favorite trips in Japan. We went to Hōheikyō, an onsen with amazing Indian food! It was absolutely gorgeous; snow fell down on us while we were in the outdoor part of the onsen. And, it’s tattoo friendly! We also went to a fantastic nomihodai called En with an amazing selection and honey toast. Literally compared every nomihodai to it. 

MESS WEEK - March 18-21

- Osaka: The Castle! The food! Dotonbori Street! Meeting up with some guys from TUJ, and ended up becoming friends with some Japanese guys who took us to a club! Absolutely riot of a time. No rules apply to Osaka, and I’d like to come back to her one day.

- Kyoto: Two years later and I find myself back in it! We went to a bunch of touristy places, such as the Golden Pavilion, Thousand Torii Gates, and the Bamboo Forest. We ended up spending much of our day there, and being at the Forest while sun was setting was kinda unnerving but really cool. We went into the town and got some food at a little stall. The lady felt bad for me because all the food I wanted ended up being sold out because of the people ordering before me, so as her husband was making my dango, she gave me some free snacks. I ended up dropping the dango after eating the fried chicken though...

- Nara: One word: Rough. It was beautiful, don’t get me wrong. Nara at golden hour is a work of art. However, those deer...? Somebody help them, please. Did snag a Cheburashka holding a deer, though! What’s up with Japan and Cheburashka? No complaints tho...

- March 23: Last day in Japan...Nate and I went to the Moomin cafe. It was rough, honestly, since we were rushing to get there and eat because we took a while at the ward office trying to sort out our insurance. The food was bad ngl, but it was good to experience going to at least one themed cafe. We then had this whole fiasco trying to get to the airport (three suitcases for me, two of them held together by sheer will of duck tape), and the bittersweet last train ride as we waited for the Keisei Skyliner to drop Maria, Renata, and I to our terminal. Since ours was before Nate and Will’s, I was an absolute mess saying goodbye to them. Cried all the way Terminal 2 of Narita Airport to Gate 5 of JFK, waiting for my parents.

That’s a quick rundown, though there will be more to come as I post pictures, both aesthetically pleasing and candids of the chaos that ensued. Kinda funny that I’m posting now, in quarantine back in Jersey, when I started this sideblog to document my adventures in real time. But since I don’t think I’ll ever forget the time I spent there, I think it’ll be easy to just keep writing about it.

Until next time,

Issa 

[hgfstreamchats]

My Neighbor Totoro

Welcome to the 'highglossfinish' room. Knock Out: You as well! Pheonix: I'm off to panama, to dig a new lock in the canal ;) Pheonix: lol Thebes: night! thenightetc: ...What's this Knock Out: Stupid chickens deceived by ice. Jalaperilo: Here she is! Thebes: to be fair, it's not hard to trick a chicken Knock Out: It really isn't. Jalaperilo: evening all Knock Out: Hello, everyone! thenightetc: Kinda hungry now Jalaperilo: if we're doing info mercials, can we watch jaboodydubs Banoodle video? Knock Out: Absolutely we can. Jalaperilo: yey!

Jalaperilo: ba'pic ba'nic thenightetc: Oh my god Starscreamapillar: . . . Knock Out: Welome to this. Jalaperilo: i love these Jalaperilo: the sticky buddy is also good Jalaperilo: warm sticky guilt! Knock Out: The best kind of guilt, of course. Thebes: shoulda bought a tap light Jalaperilo: ah, one for yout back seat knock Starscreamapillar: Ah yes, the half used batteries. Jalaperilo: yey! caffienatedconfetti: HELLO Jalaperilo: caffi-confii! caffienatedconfetti: WE'RE WATCHING TOTORO AND I AM SO HAPPY caffienatedconfetti: THIS MOVIEEEEE IGYKDHKNJB Thebes: catbussss thenightetc: *hasn't seen it yet* Jalaperilo: neither have i caffienatedconfetti: it's the cutest caffienatedconfetti: are you watching infomercials? Knock Out: Just passing the precious gift of time with a few of these. caffienatedconfetti: did you look at "big bill hell's cars" Knock Out: We have not! caffienatedconfetti: it's thee best Thebes: I laugh every time I see this one caffienatedconfetti: WE'LLL *** YER WIFE caffienatedconfetti: heck i forgot the filter Knock Out: I've yet to figure out how to turn it off. caffienatedconfetti: anyeway caffienatedconfetti: award for most agressive car salesman caffienatedconfetti: oooooh goodness caffienatedconfetti: oh, this is the japanese version? Knock Out: It is. Jalaperilo: how dare you make me read! Jalaperilo: j/k thenightetc: spide caffienatedconfetti: i've never seen it in japanese caffienatedconfetti: bet it'll still be heckin cute Knock Out: I've seen them all, but favor this one. Starscreamapillar: Are children commonly stored with the furniture? caffienatedconfetti: nah, there just wasn't any room up front Jalaperilo: so people dont use children as footstools? caffienatedconfetti: not usually, no thenightetc: Well, that looks safe! caffienatedconfetti: that is not a good idea Starscreamapillar: They are very excited to be living in a wreck. caffienatedconfetti: they look overjoyed at how structally unsound their new house is Knock Out: Impact doesn't like when I call the little one toad-like, but just between all of us, that's a horrific toad child. thenightetc: It's a fixer-upper caffienatedconfetti: mei is kinda annoying Jalaperilo: these children are too excitable Welcome to the 'highglossfinish' room. Jalaperilo: i guessed caffienatedconfetti: lol just wanted to say in case someone didn't know caffienatedconfetti: sorryt Starscreamapillar: If there are house rodents, I do not think walking with shoes on will make the biggest mess. thenightetc: "I didn't see anything if you didn't" caffienatedconfetti: SCARE THEM AWAY WITH YELLING Knock Out: Dear Unicron, her mouth. caffienatedconfetti: oh lord this part scared me when i was little caffienatedconfetti: "DON'T GO UP THERE, THERE'S MONSTERS" caffienatedconfetti: ow caffienatedconfetti: oh no poor little guy thenightetc: Weren't these little guys in Spirited Away, too? Thebes: yeah, but they had legs there caffienatedconfetti: i always love the way ghibli animates water caffienatedconfetti: and food caffienatedconfetti: mostly food caffienatedconfetti: oh, this kid caffienatedconfetti: he's a butt Jalaperilo: ngl? these kids shouting is starting to grate Starscreamapillar: They are very loud. caffienatedconfetti: you're one to talk Starscreamapillar: Do not make me consider my position on stepping on you. caffienatedconfetti: do you really want to have to clean my blood and guts off of your foot Starscreamapillar: True. I suppose I could just kick you into something solid. Spare myself the mess. caffienatedconfetti: i'll still splatter blood on you. out of spite Knock Out: No splattering in my chat room. caffienatedconfetti: knockout please rephrase that Knock Out: Splatter not. Starscreamapillar: Spared, out of respect for our host. caffienatedconfetti: sure, why not Starscreamapillar: If both parents have black hair, how did the youngest end up with brown hair? Jalaperilo: whats wrong with the mum> caffienatedconfetti: they don't specify in the movie caffienatedconfetti: as for the other question, genetics are qeird Jalaperilo: prob sick of the children screaming caffienatedconfetti: *weird Jalaperilo: my mam used to kicked me out the house when I got too rowdy Knock Out: The data net says tuberculosis. caffienatedconfetti: ouch. that's a nasty one Knock Out: The children's screaming clearly caused her tuberculous lungs. caffienatedconfetti: i don't think that's how it works Starscreamapillar: Is tuberculosis not contagious? By visiting her they should all be doomed to die. caffienatedconfetti: no, sometimes it can become dormant Knock Out: She's going home to her people. caffienatedconfetti: ok that got a laugh thenightetc: Pfffff caffienatedconfetti: oooooOOOOO caffienatedconfetti: LOOOK ATR IT caffienatedconfetti: BVKSJGNYZUI caffienatedconfetti: it's so smol thenightetc: it IS caffienatedconfetti: oh dear caffienatedconfetti: that look on her face tho caffienatedconfetti: pure evil Starscreamapillar: She looks like she plans on eating it. caffienatedconfetti: RUN BBY RUN Knock Out: It's having none of her giant mouth or her squatting. caffienatedconfetti: OH MY GOD THE NOISE IT MADE RUNNING AWAY caffienatedconfetti: PTCHOOO thenightetc: omg caffienatedconfetti: OH MY GOD THERE'S TWO OF THEM YEYUTFEYS caffienatedconfetti: RUNRUNRUN caffienatedconfetti: MY GOOD SWEET BBYS caffienatedconfetti: FACEPLANT caffienatedconfetti: wait ohmygod Thebes: LITERAL FACE PLANT caffienatedconfetti: LITERAL caffienatedconfetti: YES caffienatedconfetti: RUN Starscreamapillar: Following spirits into the woods rarely ends well for wayward children. Knock Out: I'm more concerned for the spirits. caffienatedconfetti: yes but these spirits look like lil bunnies caffienatedconfetti: ooooooooooooh here he comes caffienatedconfetti: THERE HE IS caffienatedconfetti: BIG BOI caffienatedconfetti: SUCH FLUFF Starscreamapillar: Yes. Touch that strange beast. That's smart. caffienatedconfetti: she's four years old dude caffienatedconfetti: it's big, it's fluffy, she's gonna touch it caffienatedconfetti: THE NOISES Starscreamapillar: And she will not get older with those sorts of survival instincts. caffienatedconfetti: four year olds have no survival instinct thenightetc: Those whiskers caffienatedconfetti: wiggly Jalaperilo: there is a theory that its a metaphor for this child dying or going missing caffienatedconfetti: scootch scootch Jalaperilo: something to do with the missing shoe? Jalaperilo: i keep losing my colour caffienatedconfetti: totoro's not having yo bull caffienatedconfetti: them's the good scritches Jalaperilo: i remeber south park doing a perfect shot for shot remake with cartman and cthulhu caffienatedconfetti: wha caffienatedconfetti: what caffienatedconfetti: waht caffienatedconfetti: um caffienatedconfetti: i caffienatedconfetti: i'm sorry? Thebes: yeah, no joke, South Park did A Boy And His Cthulu for a whole trilogy and there were many, many references. Totoro was just the one. caffienatedconfetti: oh caffienatedconfetti: oh Jalaperilo: about south park theres a 2 part episode involving BP unleashing cthulhu onto the world Thebes: I thought it was a 3-parter? Jalaperilo: i tied in a lot of the lovecraftian lore with kenny Jalaperilo: it might be, its been a while since i watched it caffienatedconfetti: i still love the dad character caffienatedconfetti: he's such a dork caffienatedconfetti: god this music, i still remember it years latert caffienatedconfetti: awe and wonder thenightetc: awwww caffienatedconfetti: big fluff boi caffienatedconfetti: heck, she's just needy since her mother's sick.... caffienatedconfetti: four year olds are stupid and emotional, not exactly their fault caffienatedconfetti: OW caffienatedconfetti: hhhhhere it comes thenightetc: aaaaaaaaaaaaa caffienatedconfetti: EEEEE Knock Out: I like the long stretches of nothing broken up by occasional bursts of Totoro. caffienatedconfetti: he spook caffienatedconfetti: blink Knock Out: stare thenightetc: this is delightful caffienatedconfetti: spooj caffienatedconfetti: spook caffienatedconfetti: wait caffienatedconfetti: no caffienatedconfetti: joy caffienatedconfetti: such joy caffienatedconfetti: awwwww caffienatedconfetti: BOUNCE thenightetc: PFFF Thebes: Totoro is basically the incarnation of 'want to hug' caffienatedconfetti: CATBUSSSSSSSSS Thebes: CAAAATBUS caffienatedconfetti: MEEEEEEEEOW Jalaperilo: i feel like theres a metaphor that im missing thenightetc: he is TAKING their UMBRELLA Starscreamapillar: . . . Thebes: honestly it's probably just that someone let their imagination run wild when they saw a cat's eyes shining in hte dark caffienatedconfetti: the metaphor is "don't do drugs" Starscreamapillar: This does seem like a fever dream from being out in the rain too long. Knock Out: If there's a drug metaphor, it's "do as many drugs as possible." caffienatedconfetti: ASH Knock Out: GREEEH caffienatedconfetti: JFSKGHNM caffienatedconfetti: GREEEH caffienatedconfetti: seriously tho the look of joy on totoro's face when the rain hit the umbrella caffienatedconfetti: priceless Knock Out: "Totoro gave us a lovely present tied with dragon lungs. I'm sorry the bacterium are affecting your spine." Knock Out: *Dragon whiskers Starscreamapillar: *Snrks* caffienatedconfetti: dragon lungs caffienatedconfetti: did the dragon have tuberculosis Knock Out: It caught it from the mother. caffienatedconfetti: WHAT A TWIST caffienatedconfetti: NEXT UP: two children take part in an occult ritual Knock Out: Does it promise to be whimsical and charming? caffienatedconfetti: yes caffienatedconfetti: POP caffienatedconfetti: POP caffienatedconfetti: OPOPPOPOPPOP Knock Out: I love this music, I have to say. Jalaperilo: this is the good kind of summoning caffienatedconfetti: ooooo caffienatedconfetti: NOMNOMNOM caffienatedconfetti: OH MY GOODNESS caffienatedconfetti: YES PLEASE caffienatedconfetti: FLUFF caffienatedconfetti: YEESSSSSS caffienatedconfetti: BWAAAAAAAAAH Thebes: It's like Mary Poppins but as a cat-wookie caffienatedconfetti: oh my god you're right Jalaperilo: is it just me its buffering for> Knock Out: Now, frankly, why does everyone make such a fuss over the whole "the children are dead" reading? Knock Out: Who cares if they are? Knock Out: I'd like to see this when I die. Starscreamapillar: They sure do not seem to. caffienatedconfetti: they're not dead!!! i hate that theory caffienatedconfetti: totoro is a story about childhood wonder and dealing with family struggles Knock Out: I didn't read it that way. Just saying, it's the softest depiction of the afterlife I've ever seen. Knock Out: Or would be, rather. caffienatedconfetti: sorry, that interpretation is just a pet peeve caffienatedconfetti: you're right, tho Knock Out: It does seem like it would be gilding the lily. Knock Out: I like that it's a tale about nothing. caffienatedconfetti: hm Knock Out: It does seem like it would be gilding the lily. Knock Out: I like that it's a tale about nothing. caffienatedconfetti: hm caffienatedconfetti: yeah, i think you're right thenightetc: ...Nanny.  No. caffienatedconfetti: sometimes it's nice to indulge in something cute and small Starscreamapillar: That is reckless to tell children thenightetc: It really is. caffienatedconfetti: what'd she say? thenightetc: That if the mom ate the vegetables she'd be cured. caffienatedconfetti: ooooooh dear Knock Out: Someone else please watch these children. Starscreamapillar: Clearly she cannot really watch them. caffienatedconfetti: lay off the old lady starscream Starscreamapillar: Never. Knock Out: Oh, but she sounds like the old human from the sticky buddy dub. Jalaperilo: hah! caffienatedconfetti: oh goodness thenightetc: GOAT EYES. caffienatedconfetti: AHHHH caffienatedconfetti: AHHHH caffienatedconfetti: NO Jalaperilo: i love goats caffienatedconfetti: sorry but that one looked terrifying caffienatedconfetti: beign angry and sad is tiring Jalaperilo: is that why i'm knackered all the time? caffienatedconfetti: probs thenightetc: ...I don't think it's "just a cold" Knock Out: Stop saying unhelpful things! thenightetc: Oh my god! thenightetc: Now if she DOES die it'll be like she was deliberately leaving! Starscreamapillar: Indeed. Knock Out: "Mommy's lungs are filling up with cottage cheese because you were naughty once." Jalaperilo: *** hell knock Thebes: WHY is she the only option for babysitting! thenightetc: And now apparently Mei's run off to bring her corn, because Nanny said the corn would make her get better. caffienatedconfetti: because they're in the middle of nowhere thenightetc: Good.  Job. thenightetc: "So, your four-year-old's missing... I may have told her some.... things... anyway, it's not my fault" caffienatedconfetti: hey, she wasn't being malicious Jalaperilo: we had TB vaccines in school as a nationwide program as a kid, but we had to have a Heaf test before to see if we were immune. and i was the only one in the year group of 200 to reacted positive. Jalaperilo: i've never had tb previously, or been near someone who had, so they guessed I was a dormant carrier Jalaperilo: so i cant wait for my lungs to fill with cottage cheese thenightetc: s...so some other small child may have drowned there. Starscreamapillar: Well, it is apparently easy for them to just wander off. Knock Out: I'm sure that won't happen. And if it does, they'll offer you more substantial treatment than corn. Jalaperilo: hah Jalaperilo: and here i was already shucking a corn caffienatedconfetti: "whhhhhaaaa slow down bby" caffienatedconfetti: "im sleep" caffienatedconfetti: "oh my god dont cry" caffienatedconfetti: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR caffienatedconfetti: the catbus cometh Jalaperilo: ngl. totoro is a bit terrifying caffienatedconfetti: just a lil caffienatedconfetti: but his teeth aren't sharp so no flesh-eating there Knock Out: Unless he swallows you whole. Starscreamapillar: The flat teeth are to shatter your bones. Jalaperilo: the 4 year old is missing so we're gonna let the 11 year old run off as well caffienatedconfetti: you're thinking of hippos Starscreamapillar: That cannot be good for the power lines. caffienatedconfetti: blink Knock Out: It's an anatomically correct bus. Lovely! caffienatedconfetti: rowr caffienatedconfetti: blink Jalaperilo: it looks like the mother has hydrocephalus as well Starscreamapillar: 'They'll be fine' as they both manage to run away. caffienatedconfetti: blink caffienatedconfetti: cern Knock Out: Well, it's reached her brain. Knock Out: Oh, that's too charming. thenightetc: It is! Knock Out: Alright. So the girls are NOT dead, but if they were, it would be Nanny's fault. thenightetc: Yes. Starscreamapillar: Indeed. Thebes: Absolutely caffienatedconfetti: i like to imagine totoro keeping the umbrella  so long that moss and grass and flowersgrow on it Knock Out: That's adorable. Jalaperilo: there another anime, where a young sibling does actually die and the older one goes to get its sould Jalaperilo: i think theyre cats? Jalaperilo: its f ed up caffienatedconfetti: heck caffienatedconfetti: snowtoro Knock Out: Night on the Galactic Railroad? caffienatedconfetti: awwww man caffienatedconfetti: i still love this movie thenightetc: That was great. Jalaperilo: Cat Soup caffienatedconfetti: looks like we're out of luck huh Thebes: try kissanime.co caffienatedconfetti: anyway i gtg, it's getting late caffienatedconfetti: thanks so much for streaming this movie! Knock Out: Glad you were able to make it, caffienated human! Have a good night! caffienatedconfetti: totoro was my childhood fave caffienatedconfetti: and i have so many fond memories caffienatedconfetti: i'll draw him for you! caffienatedconfetti: ^u^ caffienatedconfetti: bye! night night! Jalaperilo: dont stay too caffinated or youll never sleep caffienatedconfetti: lelellelelle caffienatedconfetti: also, don't let starscream squish me caffienatedconfetti: he's a butt Starscreamapillar: ... Starscreamapillar: I think insulting me is grounds for crushing you. Cardinal: Hello! Jalaperilo: i think i'm heading off as well. i'm gonna eat the last bites of Stollen and go to bed caffienatedconfetti: you would crush someone for looking at you the wrong way Jalaperilo: night all Knock Out: Goodnight, Jalaperilo human. Knock Out: Hello, Cardinal! Starscreamapillar: Hardly, or I'd spend my days doing nothing but crushing people. Jalaperilo: hi and bye Cardi caffienatedconfetti: i'm not getting into this caffienatedconfetti: i could spend all night insulting you Cardinal: *waves* Thebes: I want ten caffienatedconfetti: hell i'm stayin for tyhe kitten Starscreamapillar: This one has sharp teeth. caffienatedconfetti: OOHOOOHOHO thenightetc: omg thenightetc: OMG. caffienatedconfetti: THAT IS caffienatedconfetti: A LOT OF TOTOROS caffienatedconfetti: OH MY LORD caffienatedconfetti: OOHOHOHOOH caffienatedconfetti: OOOHOOHOG Knock Out: Did they carry her off to something sinister? thenightetc: Do they just keep getting longer and longer with more and more legs as they get older, or...? Starscreamapillar: She is this night's sacrifice. caffienatedconfetti: She's the sacrifice caffienatedconfetti: oh my god jinx Knock Out: The Totoros fill it and then it flies out into the sea and crashes. Knock Out: Such is the circle of life. Knock Out: Oh no, she choked it. thenightetc: Noooo thenightetc: At least she's okay caffienatedconfetti: oh my sweet lord jesus baby christ on a bke Thebes: FLAPPY CATBOAT thenightetc: So many legs. caffienatedconfetti: i am so glad i stayed Knock Out: I want to know where it's taking them and why "their" Totoro didn't go. Starscreamapillar: That was weird. caffienatedconfetti: looks liket hat's thge end! caffienatedconfetti: i'll see ya! Knock Out: Looks like it! thenightetc: On an adventure? Starscreamapillar: The land of wind and shadow, probably. Knock Out: Where they may or may not be feasting on bones. Starscreamapillar: Definitely feasting on bones. Knock Out: What a beautiful note to end the night on. Thebes: faded out background characters with lights in them? I'm guessing they're dead, 'cause Ghibli likes that Thebes: catboat flappin' off into the afterlife. Starscreamapillar: Indeed. Thank you for the entertainment, I enjoyed it. thenightetc: Yes, thank you for the stream. :) Thebes: it was great! Knock Out: Thank *you* for your commentary! thenightetc: Aww, shucks. thenightetc: Goodnight! Knock Out: Goodnight, all! Thebes: good night!