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I'm grieving the disappearance of Gu Mang wolfpup self. I'm after the Time Mirror part and Gu Mang returned with some of his memories. I miss Gu Mang. I miss his pov that I'll never get anymore (probably if no one take his memories again). He was a different person that only got to live like three years with baggage and sins and grievances from a life he didn't remember and even understand for that matter. He only got some months to live with like two people who treated him kind of well. The moment he was told what he did, even if he doesn't remember it, he ask for forgiveness and the chance to repent. He kneels in front of every tomb. He want to do good even for day.
I like the "original" Gu Mang but I got attached to the him with no memories.
#I'm reading Remnants of Filth#but stopped after the time mirror arc and I couldn't understand why#then I realized I wouldn't see the Gu Mang I've liked and loved anymore#my baby#like with Mo Ran all the version of him are all part of his growing up#version 0.5 then back to 1.0 teenager him and 2.0 young adult him#Wolfpup Gu Mang was a completely differnt person#and he basically died?#yuwu#remnants of filth#gu mang#yuwu gu mang
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yesterday in vocal synth news
#art#traditional art#fountain pen ink#virvox project#mizusawa takuto#voicevox#ia#cevio#voisona#also miku is there technically kind of. shes down there#sorry im not a piapro or vocaloid user i was more focused on the other things LOL#looks neat tho! im very curious about the kaito and meiko remasters#i was always tempted and curious but im not a huge fan of the weakness of their v3s compared to their v1s#so i hope we get some demo videos or something soon. or if not i hope in a month people post lots of videos LOL#also intrigued by miku nt update and v6 ai. i have no interest personally in using miku but im sure it'll be interesting#gumi and galaco v6 sound pretty good in my humble onion so im very curious#but anyway. back to ME hjkfsjhjrfds im so excited for takutos voice#itll be cute seeing all the little skits the japanese fans make and for me specifically you KNOW im gonna get on that song shit#im gonna make.... the most bizarre boyband on earth. there is some manner of catboy. and a 50 year old man. it'll be great#maybe i'll remake the yume no tobira cover hee hee#and ia.... oh baby ia.... im so happy you have no idea man i have been WAITING FOR THIS. okay please dont kill me for this but like#highkey i dont really care for her original v3 LOL its not bad or anything i just find a lot of v3 fem vocals sound like the same person#and this was painful for me because like im a gigantic lia fan. i dont need it to be a 1 to 1 recreation or anything but like#i was always so bummed out how thin ia's voice sounded. it felt like a bit of a waste how much the v3 noise removed all lia's warmth#and like the depth of her tone. and like it sounds fine. she sounds like a slightly more operatic miku when people tune her high and breath#which is very common and that sounds fine. but like i still felt like auauuuuuuuuhhhhhhh nothing i loved about lia's voice is there#cevio 1.0 was a step up it brought back a LOT of warmth (although you had to really push up the alpha to get the depth)#and while i personally dont hate the cevio 1 noise its nice to have a version that no longer sounds underwater <3#she sounds so rich now.... i still bump up the alpha a bit because i like lia's deeper work a lot LOL but its wonderfullllllllll#so good so so so so good im obsessed. yesterday was truly an Event for vocal synth news
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i headcanon that gabe and emilie would want to create a sentibaby that's a mix of their own DNA--which, why can't they do that? Dusuu's got to use some sort of genetic material
but what if they wanted to test the possible combinations of their DNA before deciding on their perfect designer baby? what if you're adrien agreste model 1.0? it's a little weird when you come into the world, fully grown, and the first thing you're asked to do is turn around slowly on the spot. there's some lady in a mask and a peacock dress, smiling as you stand there, awaiting judgement. her counterpart, standing behind her, seems uncertain. but you don't think much of that. there's no time to think much of that--not when all of a sudden you're sitting at a desk, with pages of equations written on them. problems you're meant to solve.
somehow, you know you've learned this math somewhere--even if you don't remember when or how. but they keep watching you--scrutinizing every line of your pencil. you finally dare to ask them about it--because it's weird, right? and god, if they could just leave you alone for ten minutes, you could probably finish this easily. but your examiners' lips turn down at your outburst. and you're snapped away before you even manage to look back down at the page
what if you're adrien agreste model 13.6, and everything you do elicits little whoops of joy from the peacock lady? in your several hours of existence, you've spoken five different languages and carried out a slew of endurance, agility, and cognitive tests. and most importantly--although you don't know why your examiners seem to praise you for this--you never talked back once
the peacock lady claps her hands together, and even the man behind her--who you've come to realize isn't nearly as easy to crack--can't seem to stop smiling. and you don't understand why something about that fills you with dread, but it does. it's a sort of all-consuming, impossible to shake dread. but you smile through it anyways
you don't know that once you disappear, a smaller version of you will come forth into the world. or that, years later, you'll feel that same sort of sick feeling in your gut
you're adrien agreste model 13.7, and you don't know there's anything weird about the way you came into this world. you don't realize your mother sometimes misses 6.8's dimples, or that your father often wishes they'd gone with 11.2--who would have had a real head for business
and you never do figure out why something always feels just a little bit wrong
#THIS JUST POPPED INTO MY HEAD THIS MORNING KBDJSKGFJDKB I LOVE IDEAS#miraculous ladybug#emilie agreste#gabriel agreste#sentimonster adrien
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I'm just going to be honest: I've been rereading beta Cauterized and it's REALLY bad. I'm holding my nose trying to understand what the hell I was going on about at age 19
#No wonder I stopped lmao#Cauterized was originally a military story about a 3rd world War#Naomi and kadin have changed SO much#Naomi was a whiney little baby and Kadin was paper thin because I couldn't nail down his background#I finally made a decision for how gender. Which is funny because I really just took it away entirely#Kadin is human in the way dogs are wolves#I uh don't know how to say it better. He's a divergent evolutionary line from regular humans and does not have gender in the same way#Like how some animals have like 3 or 4 genders#The version of Cauterized that's been bouncing around in my head for the last three years is metaphorically kicking 1.0 to death#Cauterized
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Medieval Name Default Replacement Mod
Version 1.0 current as of September 22nd, 2024
Sul sul, and hail, my fellow medieval gameplay enjoyers! Have you grown tired of scouring the internet for names appropriate for Ultimate Decades Challenge, or the History Challenge, or any other gameplay that includes a medieval time period? Because I sure did, and that's why I got the idea to create this mod for those of us who want to just leave it up to the game to name our sims. And now, I'm so so excited to present it to you now!
If you don't want to read about the mod and just want to skip straight to downloading it, scroll to the very bottom of this post (under the "keep reading")! But if you want to know, I have written up a bit about the mod below.
How does it work?
It's very simple. You download the mod, and put it into your mods folder. Once the mod is in your folder, load up the game. In both CAS, and randomly generated townies, the available names will only be selected from a pool of medieval names.
When in CAS, if you use the die to randomize a name, it will only give you medieval names, like so:
When a townie is randomly generated in town, they will no longer have modern names, like so:
When your sim gives birth to a baby, the random name options will all be appropriately medieval, like so:
Is it compatible only with English?
It should be compatible with every language the game can be installed in, because I made the language "Global," and Miss Chipsa confirmed for me that it worked on a Russian-installed game!
Any details on the names you can provide us?
Well, it would be far too long of a list for me to tell you all of the names, but here are the details I can share - (under the cut)
a little over 3500 female names
a little over 7200 male names
a little over 13,400 surnames/bynames
the date range that these names should be appropriate for is between 800 and 1500, because that is the range that I pulled names from
Indian names replaced by medieval German
Islander names replaced by medieval Dutch
Japanese names replaced by medieval French
Moroccan names replaced by medieval Scottish/Irish
Latin names replaced by medieval Spanish/Portuguese
Native American names replaced by medieval Lithuanian, Latvian, Hungarian, Russian, and Romanian (I wanted to add all of these languages separately but ran out of categories)
Southest Asian names replaced by medieval Italian
a little over 1400 pet names (cats, dogs, and horses)
in the future, I intend to add names for the farm animals as well
Where did you get your names?
All human names in this mod have been sourced from this website: HERE.
Any other details I should know?
base game compatible, but it might be a little glitchy if your game isn't up-to-date.
you may only have one name replacement mod in your game at a time
because it modifies the townie names, my mod also conflicts with Kuttoe's Townie Demographics mod
this mod is subject to change as I find more names, so check back occasionally to see if the version is new!
if you have any questions or suggestions for names, feel free to message me
works for every age
will not replace the names of sims that have already been created
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SimFileShare // MediaFire // Patreon
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#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4 mods#sims 4 mod#ts4 mod#ts4 name replacement mod#name replacement mod#default replacement#medieval mods#ts4 medieval#cyazcc#sims 4 medieval#s4 medieval cc#medieval cc#s4 medieval#s4cc#s4cc download#ts4 download#mod download#sims 4 cc#sims historical
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Spicy Romance Prompts 2.0
Decided to compile another list because I have no chill. See version 1.0 here.
"You're a woman, use it. Bring every man you meet to his motherfucking knees."
"Being a dick won't make yours any bigger."
"Watch that mouth." "Or what?" "Or I'll fuck it."
"Being mine isn't a choice. It's a fucking reality."
"Please, I've been such a good boy. I've waited a whole week for this. Don't I deserve a reward for my patience?" His lips graze her throat. "I've been–" He kisses her jaw. "such–" His lips brush towards hers. "–a good boy."
She shoves him down on the bed. "Take it off."
"Whatever you do, do not fucking stop."
"Stop that," he rasps. "What? This?" She grinds down on him again. Without warning, he flips her, pinning her to the bed, and growls, "I fucking warned you."
"What's the matter, princess? Has nobody ever kissed you like this?"
"That's my good girl."
"You have no idea how badly I wish I was buried inside of you, sweetheart."
"No," she hisses, pinnng his hands to the bed. "I'm not done with you yet."
"That's it, baby. Just a little bit more. God, you're such a good girl."
"God?" he purrs, breath caressing her ear. "Tell me, which god are you praying to, sweetheart. Because it is just me and you in this room, so the next words from your lips better be my name or I will show you how a god feels."
"What now?" she whispers, somewhat hesitantly. He says, "Now, darling, you ride it."
"Say my name."
"God, baby, I can't wait to feel you cum."
"Do you enjoy the sight of me on my knees for you, sweetheart?"
"Something tells me you would enjoy having two men worshipping you."
"Were you thinking about me, thinking about my cock, when he licked you, baby?"
"You should go," she whispers. "Go where?" he asks. He presses his lips to her neck and asks ‘here’, trails his lips lower and says ‘or here?’.
"Oh darling, we haven't even scratched the surface of how much pleasure I can give you."
"This will be our little secret."
#writing prompts#writing inspiration#crush prompts#dialogue prompts#romance prompts#couple prompts#otp prompts#writing ideas#prompt list#spicy prompts#romance
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PORTSIM SAVE FILE 1.0
portsim is a small city in the south. it was established as a town in 1752, and the current population is 97,915. it's full of history and has a lot of culture. with increasing poverty rates, gang violence, and a drug epidemic, crime is at an all time high. will the city’s new mayor be able to make portsim a safer place?
CONTENT WARNING: storylines involving drug use & violence
download + info under the cut
OUTDATED - download 1.1 here
watch my save file overview on youtube
4 months in the making and it’s finally here! huge thank you to everyone that’s been following me through the process. ♡ y’all are so kind and supportive and i really appreciate all the love. this was originally going to be a personal save, it’s inspired by my hometown (portsmouth, virginia) most builds are based off real places around me, and some households are based off my friends and family. this is very much still personal to me!
willow creek, newcrest, and magnolia promenade have been rebuilt, repopulated, and transformed into one large town
i own all packs and kits, if you don't you can still play this save but build and cas objects will be missing
check out the portsim townie index (wip) to read their bios and keep up with their stories. some already have posts but some are empty, i’ll be adding more as i play
21 residential lots / 19 community lots - please read community lot descriptions because most are multi functional! i also left some empty commercial spaces that are “for lease” so i can add things as new packs come out
added new holidays - i changed names to be more realistic and added a few (spring cleaning day, easter, independence day, halloween, christmas eve)
added 5 new clubs (city officials, a gang, a cult, a record label, painting classes by a townie)
notes:
view update log here
i’ve never made a save file before, and this is just the first version. please let me know if you run into any issues. i want to eventually add more households, and i also want to add + rebuild other worlds
i highly suggest turning the eco lifestyle ep’s eco foot print + npc voting off, unless you want the town to look apocalyptic and the trinity church community space to be set to the winter version during summer etc
i turned neighborhood stories off, but sims were still adopting babies and divorcing each other so i kept them all in the my households tab, you don’t have to keep them there!
shoutout to @cowplant-snacks and @nightlioness for letting me use some of their sims as background townies so there's not as many ugly npcs
next world that’s going to be added: oasis springs + del sol valley - idk which one will be out first! but they're coming soon ♡
DOWNLOAD on patreon (always free)
*required mods for the lit version*
please tag me in anything involving the save! id love to see how y’all play in it!
#post was messed up so i fixed a few things#i hope y'all love it#i'm really happy with how it turned out#portsim save file#sims 4#ts4#the sims 4#sims#simblr#sims 4 save file#sims 4 save#ts4cc#sims community#sims 4 community#sims 4 no cc#sims 4 cc#sims 4 mods#sims 4 maxis match#sims 4 story#my sims#sims 4 gameplay
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Fuck it Friday 🔥
tagged by my beloved @bidisasterevankinard @tizniz 💖
putting the Fuck in Fuck it Friday with something of a throwback. Every fic that I write has parts that get cut. Stuff that I adored but just didn't gel with the rest of the story. So I keep all that in a notes file because you never know when it might be useful for something else. here's a smutty snip that got cut from Eddie and Buck's drive in date in whatever may come (your heart I will choose)
Buck shimmies himself to the floor, wedging in the space in a way that can’t possibly be good for his leg. “Should you—” “‘M fine, promise,” he insists, looking up at Eddie like he’s near begging and hoping he won’t be told ‘no’. “Just wanna make you feel good, baby. Let me do that. Please?” For all the space he takes up, Buck seems small by the time ‘please’ spills out. Like he’ll only feel worthy if Eddie agrees. His fingers are already on Eddie’s belt, ready to unbuckle it the moment he’s allowed. They’ve talked about it some, the way Buck feels the need for approval. How he seeks out validation through sex, even now that he’s past his 1.0 stage. Eddie’s still not entirely sure what that means, but he’s learned enough to tell when that’s what Buck is looking for or when he’s simply trying to discipline himself for some perceived wrongdoing. Right now, it seems like a bit of both. “Sweetheart.” Eddie tips Buck’s head up, so he’s forced to make eye contact. “Remember what I said. There’s no earning here. We can go back up front, watch half the universe disappear, and that’s more than okay.” “I know. I just- please, Eddie. I just want everything to be perfect.”
He could say something like ‘it already is’, but he knows how much planning Buck would have done to put tonight together. All the behind the scenes work of coordinating schedules, persuading Bobby to let him off early if it was possible, making sure Christopher would be well cared for. Something like ‘it already is’ might sound too placating. He chooses to respond with something 16-year old Eddie never would have considered, let alone done.
Eddie carefully cards through Buck’s neatly gelled curls. “It is. You are. You did so well.” He can see Buck already beginning to absorb the praise, wearing it like a blanket, sinking into it. “You put this all together for me. For us. I never had to say a thing, you just did it. Because you’re always thinking of other people. Christ, I don’t know how I ever got so lucky with you. You’re always so damn good for me.”
Buck’s fingertips are absentmindedly toying with the clasp on Eddie’s belt, making a light clinking noise. Eddie keeps talking, giving Buck what he needs.
“And, fuck, you’re so gorgeous. All the time, but especially right now. Those beautiful blue eyes and perfect lips. So fucking pretty.” Eddie lightly scratches over Buck’s wrists, his knuckles. “Look at you, so desperate already. Just waiting for me to tell you it’s okay.”
“Mmhmm.” Buck nods emphatically in agreement. A small whine escapes and his breaths become faster, a little more ragged.
The personality shift always amazes him. As if chatty, exuberant Buck fades away, leaving a version that is a different type of attentive, blindly trusting whatever Eddie tells him. Eddie doesn’t personally understand, but gets that it works for Buck. And he’s not saying anything just for Buck’s benefit, he means every bit of it.
“You can’t though, can you? Can’t wait to get my dick in your mouth, down your throat. But you have been waiting so patiently even though I know you don’t want to. Because you’re so, so good for me, and I haven’t given you permission yet. Should I?”
Buck pleads. “Eddie, I- please. Gonna be so good for you.”
“I know you are.” Eddie rolls his hips up into Buck’s hands, wants Buck to know the effect he’s having. He flicks his gaze down to his belt buckle, making sure Buck notices. “Go ahead then.”
The three words are barely out before Buck is undoing Eddie’s belt and zipper, opening his jeans just enough to get where he wants. Buck’s breath is warm and damp, mouthing at Eddie’s cock through his boxers, making Eddie’s hips jerk in response. Buck hums, nosing along the thin cotton, teasing like he’s making up for the minutes Eddie made him wait. Finally, he’s parting the slit in the fabric, swirling his tongue around the head, taking Eddie down in microbursts of time. Eddie grips Buck’s hair, not to force him down, just to show his appreciation.
“That good, baby? Want more?”
Christ, it’s infuriating how quickly Buck can slip into his cocky side, all smooth and velvet that could make Eddie do anything. “Fuck you. You know the answer.”
“Oh, I do,” he chuckles, adding a series of teasing licks around the head and over the slit. “I just want to hear you say it.”
Eddie waits until Buck is shallowly sucking the head and thrusts up into Buck’s mouth, only once, feeling drunk on the surprised moan it earns him. “You mean you want to hear how fucking talented you are? Because you know I love when you’re all sloppy and desperate, sucking me off like you’re fucking starving? How I can’t wait to come down your throat and watch you take all of it? That what you wanna hear?”
Buck gives a deep, throaty hum in response. The vibrations carry down Eddie’s shaft, making him even more wound up every time Buck’s head bobs, taking Eddie deeper. In the dark, he can’t see the way he prefers. He can’t watch the way Buck’s irises shift between shades, how his pupils dilate and the black dances at the edge of the blue. Even so he can still see the way Buck looks up at him through his lashes. Can feel the warm, wet pressure of Buck’s mouth surrounding him, pressing his tongue to the underside. And the light offers just enough so Eddie can see the slick shine on Buck’s lips.
“Jesus, do you even know how hot you look like this?” Eddie growls, stroking Buck’s cheek. “How fucking perfect you are? Christ, you’re doing so well for me, being so good.”
He knows he should, but Eddie can’t bring himself to care about the other cars nearby. Not when the windows are dark enough and nobody can probably see them anyway. Not when Buck is sucking harder, and moving faster in response to Eddie’s praise coming out in words and grunts. Especially not when the pressure – pleasure – is coiling tighter, building until he’s digging his fingertips into the underside of his thighs when it all peaks, crashing over him and he can only hope no one else hears the cry that spills out.
“Fuck,” Eddie breathes, content and boneless. “Definitely never had anything like that in high school.”
“Always happy to be of service.” Buck smirks and drops a kiss to Eddie’s softening cock before putting him back together.
Eddie lazily grabs for Buck, pulling him up into his lap. “Now, what about you?”
“Oh, I can think of a few things.”
They kiss, deep and slow, Eddie’s fingers tracing swirling patterns along Buck’s spine while he tastes his release on Buck’s tongue.
“Think you can wait until we get home?”
“I, uh, I guess?” Buck squirms a little, looking confused and trying to hide his disappointment.
“Perfect, because I have plans for you.” Eddie presses his lips to the tip of Buck’s nose, his cheek and chin, and finally a nip to the curve where his neck meets his shoulder. “How fast can you get us there?”
“Now?”
Eddie relaxes against the headrest, feigning indifference. “I mean our drinks are probably all watered down and your popcorn is gonna be gross now, but we can stay if you really want to.”
“We’ll be home in twenty,” Buck answers, already scrambling to get to the front, thankfully using the doors this time.
It may not be what Buck originally planned, but, yeah, this is going to be a fun night.
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@rewritetheending @bucksbignaturals @swiftiefirefighters and anyone else who wants to 😘
#this date lives rent free in my mind btw#hippo gets tagged#fuck it friday#fic: whatever may come (your heart i will choose)#buddie#buddie fic
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Eyes meeting from across the room and buddie (or buddietommy) from the prompt list 👀👀👀
pick a prompt any prompt
[buddietommy - an alternate version of the bachelor party, ~2000 words, rated E]
Tommy had been officially released from standby at midnight, and half an hour later, the bachelor party was shaping up to be the best night of Buck's life.
Now that his boyfriend - his boyfriend! - was matching him and Eddie drink-for-drink, Buck's burning-in-the-background anxieties about planning the perfect party had melted away. Sure, Chimney wasn't there, but Tommy was, and Eddie was, and all these random strangers were, and no one was mad at him. No one was disappointed in him. No one was saying he Bucked it up. In fact, no one was calling him 'Buck' at all - Eddie had been calling him Tubbs all night (excluding the third round of shots, when he'd called him 'cowboy' with a dopey grin), and Tommy was, as always, calling him -
"Evan," Tommy groaned, his breath hot on Buck's neck. "You're killing me, kid."
Buck grinned. They were in the middle of the dance floor, being bumped into on all sides, and Buck had his arms wrapped around Tommy's neck, his suit jacket lost somewhere between drinks six and ten. Buck had dragged Tommy through the crowd, pulled him close, slipped his thigh between Tommy's, and danced the way Buck 1.0 danced. Slowly, purposefully grinding his hips to the baseline, letting his chest brush against Tommy's teasingly, refusing to break eye contact while letting every lascivious thought show plainly on his face.
It felt weirdly good, surprisingly easy, to slip back into this - but it was better now, because he was older, and knew so much more about who he was and what he wanted, and because it was Tommy. Tommy, who wasn't a petite woman interested in Buck's bulk and little else - it was Tommy, who was even bigger, who could haul Buck into his arms without a sign of exertion; Tommy, who had been interested even when Buck was a babbling, awkward idiot who made a fool of himself on their first date. Tommy, who was attracted to him before he even knew Buck was practically a sex god.
And now, he got to remind his super hot pilot boyfriend that Buck was, in fact, something of a sex god.
Buck leaned in, letting his whole front plaster against Tommy's, running one hand through his hair and licking a long stripe up the side of his neck; he could feel more than hear the low hum of pleasure deep in Tommy's chest.
"I'm killing you, huh?" Buck murmured into his ear. "I'm not even doing anything. I'm just dancing." And as the chorus hit, Buck ground into the crease of Tommy's hip, making no effort to muffle a breathy gasp of pleasure at the delicious friction.
This was fun - this was what Buck was used to, in some ways. He was used to being the one to drive someone else crazy, to take control, to set the pace - but at the same time, this was all new.
Because Tommy loved to let Buck take the reins, but he also loved to take them back.
His hands tightened on Buck's hips, and he spun him around without letting him pull away - Buck's arms slipped from Tommy's shoulders, and suddenly his ass was pressed against Tommy's hips, and Tommy's mouth was on his neck, and Buck felt very exposed.
"Just dancing?" Tommy growled. "You're practically humping my leg, baby. You're showing off. Putting on a little show..."
Buck bit his lip, tilting his head, silently begging Tommy to go to town on his neck the way they did when they were alone. Tommy, never one to miss a cue, immediately pressed wet, open-mouthed kisses over his pulse point, which got Buck from mostly-hard to diamond-hard in the span of five seconds. The Buck 1.0 reflexes had him still grinding to the beat, his hands resting on top of Tommy's, and he could feel the hard line of Tommy's cock through all the layers of fabric.
"Show off," Tommy breathed, dragging his nose along the shell of Buck's ear. "Come on, baby, let's show them how pretty you are." And then his hands were slipping off Buck's hips to grab his wrists, and then Tommy was lifting his arms up, bringing his hands up to tangle in Tommy's hair.
Buck thought he felt exposed before, but it was nothing compared to this. Tommy dragged his hands down Buck's triceps, skimming along his armpits, and Buck gasped, half-ticklish, half turned-on.
"I'm so sweaty right now," Buck said, not yet drunk enough to forget that he was wearing a white t-shirt and had been drinking and dancing for hours and a quick glance down at himself showed that the sweat was soaking through in a line between his pecs - he could only imagine what his underarms looked like.
"You are," Tommy agreed, his hands splayed high on Buck's ribs, his hips driving them along as one song morphed into the next. "And you look so fucking pretty like this... Hard and sweating and desperate..."
Buck bit back a moan, eyes rolling back as he let his head fall back onto Tommy's shoulder.
"I'm not the only one who thinks so," Tommy said, skimming his teeth along the corner of Buck's jaw. "Look at him, baby. Look at the way he's watching you."
Buck forced his eyes open, blinking in confusion, scanning the dance floor -
And then he saw Eddie.
Eddie, across the room, leaning on the bar, his beautiful brown eyes locked on Buck's. And the look on his face...
He looked like he wanted to eat him alive.
"Oh fuck," Buck gasped, his legs going weak.
"Mhm," Tommy hummed. "He's been staring at you this whole time, baby. I don't think he could look away if he tried."
"That's - " Buck swallowed. "That's not - Eddie doesn't - "
"Doesn't what?" Tommy asked innocently, and one of his hands slid down, down Buck's side and came to rest on the front of his hip, drawing the eye to where Buck's cock was straining against his zipper, and fuck, Eddie's eyes dropped down to follow the hand, obvious even across the room. "Doesn't want you like that? Oh, Evan. Baby. Don't be silly. Of course he does."
"He's - " But Buck couldn't get the words out, because Tommy's other hand was dragging across his chest, palm and fingers dragging along his nipple, and he was twitching under Tommy's hand, losing the rhythm of the music, and he couldn't look away from Eddie, from the way Eddie was biting on the inside of his cheek, clenching and unclenching his fists, gaze fixed on Buck's hips and Tommy's hand - "He's straight," Buck said automatically, because Eddie had to be straight.
It turned Buck's whole world upside down if he wasn't.
Tommy took Buck's earlobe between his teeth and pinched his nipple through his shirt at the same time, and Buck jackknifed in his arms, fists tightening in Tommy's hair, back arching, driving his ass back towards the pressure of Tommy's hips, and Eddie -
Eddie's mouth fell open, and his chest heaved, and holy shit. Holy shit.
"Hm," Tommy hummed, all faux-innocence, too composed, far too composed for what a mess he was making of Buck. "I'm not too sure. But hey, why don't we find out? Why don't you go over there, and you ask him to join us."
"I - " Buck's brain was offline. "What?"
Tommy nuzzled his neck, the hand on his hip drifting below his navel, the hand on his chest coming up to hang, loosely, around the base of his throat. "You're going to walk over to him. And you're going to lean in close, so he can hear you. And you're going to say Eddie, do you want to join us?, and when he says yes, you're going to bring him over here to me, and then I'm going to let him take you apart."
"Oh my god, Tommy - "
"Go on, baby," Tommy said, slipping his hands off of him and untangling his hands from his hair. "Go get him." And he gave Buck a gentle but firm push.
The Buck 1.0 swagger was gone. This Buck - 4.0? - was dripping with sweat, hard enough to cut glass, and could barely hear the thundering beat of the music over his own pulse ringing in his ears. His legs felt weak beneath him, and he all but stumbled over to Eddie, who was watching him the whole time, not moving.
Buck stopped less than a foot away.
God, Eddie was beautiful.
Even like this, even drunk and probably exhausted, he was the most beautiful person Buck had ever seen. That realization had struck Buck the moment he laid eyes on Eddie, half-dressed in the 118 locker room, and had struck him again and again and again over the last six years. Buck had seen this beautiful man clean-cut and well-polished, he'd seen him covered in soot and mud and blood, he'd seen him asleep and drooling, bruised and battered, dressed to the nines - Buck had seen it all.
He'd never seen Eddie look like this.
Eddie Diaz was staring at Buck like a wolf stared at a lamb. His pupils were blown wide, making his bright brown eyes look dark and bottomless, and his lips were softly parted, a gentle expression that was in direct contradiction to the way his fists were clenched so tight Buck could see the veins popping on the backs of his hands. He was still leaning on the bar, but every line of his body was tense, ready. Waiting.
Buck couldn't do this. He couldn't cross this line. This was Eddie, his Eddie - he couldn't risk this. Couldn't handle it if he made this offer, and Eddie turned it down, turned him down.
But the way he was looking at him...
Buck just stood there, pulse racing, mouth dry, making no effort to hide what he was feeling. He knew Eddie could read him like a book anyway.
After what felt like an eternity, Eddie closed his mouth, and swallowed. "Hey, Buck," he said simply.
"Hey, Eddie," Buck managed.
"Do you need something?"
And Eddie was asking so much when he asked that question.
And Buck just - answered him. "Yes," he said, barely audible over the music. "I - I need you."
Eddie took in a deep breath - Buck could see his chest rise with it. "You have me," he answered.
And then Buck was leaning in, taking another step forward, and he could smell Eddie's sweat and deodorant and traces of the cologne he only wore on special occasions, and when Buck put his mouth next to his ear he could smell Eddie's skin and his shampoo, and it was so easy, standing that close, to say "Do you want to join us?"
And standing that close, it was impossible not to get closer - it was like a magnet in his chest, pulling him in, and he was bracing his hands on the bar on either side of Eddie and he was pressing their chests together, and when Eddie nodded, Buck couldn't see it, but he could feel his chin against his shoulder, could feel Eddie's ear against his cheek, and then Eddie was gently, tentatively putting his hands on Buck's waist.
"Are you sure?" Buck asked, because he had to know, because he needed this to be real, not just the tequila or -
"God, yes," Eddie said, so earnestly that it shattered every last wall Buck had built around his heart, and god, he loved him. He loved him so fucking much, and he'd loved him for so fucking long -
"Can I - ?" And Buck turned his head, and it was magnets again, and he was kissing Eddie Diaz.
And he was home.
Even with tequila and beer on their breath, even in this noisy bar under neon lights, even though the bachelor never showed up to his bachelor party, even dressed in their cheesy pastel suits - it was perfect. They fit together the way Buck's bones fit under his skin. Eddie's mouth was hot and soft and his hands were gentle and sure and Buck clacked their teeth together because he couldn't stop smiling because it was Eddie, and he loved him.
Eddie pulled away first, breathless, dragging his mouth away but trying to press his body even closer, but Buck had him pressed tight up against the bar and was not about to let him go anywhere. Eddie mouthed along Buck's jaw, panting against him, and Buck was just about to tilt his head, to offer up that sensitive spot under his ear, when Eddie froze, and his already-hard cock twitched against Buck's hip.
Buck leaned away, slightly, and saw Eddie staring, wide-eyed and flushed, at something over his shoulder.
He turned, twisting in the circle of Eddie's arms, and saw Tommy.
Tommy, leaning against the second bar, drink in hand.
Tommy, sweat plastering a single little curl onto his forehead, smirking that same knowing smirk that he brought out when he pinned Buck down and made him beg.
Tommy, his boyfriend, who was so beautiful and kind and patient and sexy and confident and honest and -
Tommy, who had locked eyes with Eddie, and slowly, clearly, lifted one hand to beckon him over.
#ashwrites#buddietommy#buddietommy fic#THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A LIL THING. SHORT. TO THE POINT. WHY AM I CURSED WITH NEVERSHUTTINGUP DISEASE.#SORRY FRIEND THIS IS PROBABLY. MORE WORDS THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR.#the buddietommy brainrot is too real.#though maybe this is more bucktommy->buddie?#whatever in my heart of hearts they're all boyfriends#i didn't proofread this forgive me any errors
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I'm so sorry i just honestly think Chaos redesign takes away from the character. Like Chaos 1.0 really showed up that eldritch primordial being, totally out of time and part of the universe while being totally retracted from it. Thousand of deformed faces on their body that wraps around them like a coat of try-out and possibilities.
The eyes that do not look ahead and make it feel like chaos is perceiving something beyond you when you confront them. - while their forehead eyes look right at you. And beyond indifference or boredom, Chaos look like they cannot be surprised because they did already see it coming.
The teeny tiny earth in their line of sight held between two fingers, which serves to highlight how gigantic chaos is, as they seem to extend beyond the screen. Which you can argue about the earring but it's just not hitting the same as it makes it so it is only an accessory.
Or even the other's hand fingers joints and rings that look somehow like a puppet's hand and highlight the working of their body??
The emaciated body whose ribcage reflects pure darkness of the empty? And don't even start me on Chaos' hair passing over their wings that and show us an entire rainbow bottom part, giving really a creation feel to it. Chaos is impressive, a deity in their rawest form and it most likely would have you uncomfortably squirming if you were to to face them.
Next to it I feel like the redesign is only axed on the aspect of life-stage, with the birth, adulthood and death. And yes it's time and creation in itself, but there is not that chilling and awe-inspirint effect of Chaos original design. And their main face (adulthood) look like a normal god in a suit, who looks bored. Barely a hint of all the faces that made chaos on the shoulder and wings, which I honestly think should have been more detailed to show them better, make them more chilling. It's barely giving a hint of it.
I do appreciate the way they made the newest baby version linked to and feeding of chaos old form though. And Chaos remain my favorite character (alongside hypnos).
But yeah I agree they made them look cunty and cool, however I just wished that didn't come with a more 'palatable' aspect to it.
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New Baby Alert!
For the none of you that guessed I'd be getting something other than a sand boa--you were right!
'24 1.0 Red Ultra Granite San Luis Potosí Kingsnake Lampropeltis mexicana mexicana
IMO he looks like the snake version of a spotted lanternfly
#entirely new species for me but ive been wanting a snake eater to keep around just so nothing goes to waste if i get any stillborn or culls#hes very pretty so he might make an appearance now and again but sand boas are always the priority here#he's mostly just a pet#not a species i plan on breeding#his unofficial name is cull moncher#snake#sneks#my snakes#reptile#my snek#snekblr#reptiblr#kingsnake#king snake#snakes#snakeblr#snakes of tumblr#snek#lampropeltis#colubridae#mexican king snake#mexican kingsnake#lampropeltis mexicana mexicana#cull moncher
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Ladies, gentleman, folks and trolls, welcome to the one and possibly not only, "Anon's Poorly Made Arbitrarily Chosen Ship Songs for Rock Branch Masterlist That Is Mostly Indie And Soft Rock With Some Punk Because That's The Anon's Taste In Rock Version 1.0 (Working Title)"!!!1!!!!1!
Rock Branch/Demo: No Choir - Florence + The Machine
(I have a million possible songs for them, but since I forced myself to pick just one I choose No Choir because of how down-to-earth and sweet it is. And it reminded me of Demo's friendship with the Classical trolls in Trollstopia)
Rock Branch/Val: Date With The Night - Yeah Yeah Yeah
Rock Branch/Petra: Enjoy The Silence - Depeche Mode
(Ps.: I do hd Petra as a lesbian but decided to include it anyways because other people may not and it could also work as queerplatonic)
Rock Branch/Synth: Marceline PT.2 - WILLOW
Rock Branch/Spider: Combat Baby - Metric
Rock Branch/Poppy: Hounds of Love - Kate Bush
(Still unsure about this one for them, but its a good and very sweet song nonetheless)
Rock Branch/Hickory: Black Hole Fantasy - The Crane Wives
(This song made me cry more than once, 10/10 would recommend)
Rock Branch/Lownote Jones: Solar Solar System - Lady Lamb
Rock Branch/Holy Darlin: Company - Daisy The Great
(Also not fully sure about this one, but I like it and I think it fits Branch's character so I'm keeping it)
Rock Branch/Dante: Heaven - Mitski
Rock Branch/Chaz: Curses - The Crane Wives
(Very much an unserious and joke entry because 80% of the reason I choose this song its because it has a clarinet. The 20% is because I can see Branch singing this song for any possible romantic interest, especially during a certain plot point but that's neither here or there)
I'm sorry for making you experience this cringe, I will retreat to my cave now and catch up with my college assignments for once. (Unless you liked it, in that case, you're welcome) /hj
Oh I love this so much. I super love the pick for Branch/Petra. I see her and Val and bi but I could also rock with lesbian Petra.
I love that you included Branch/Spider. I'm excited for Spider to actually appear. I think you guys will like him and his band.
I loved these, never apologize for this.
#sibblings qna#sibblings au#bremo#bral#brantra#brynth#broppy#brickory#brolly#brider#lowbranch#brante#braz
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Clanmew Masterpost
Clanmew is a constructed language made for Warrior Cats that I, @bonefall, run with my buddy @troutfur! I make the vocab and he does the grammar. I hope that this post will become a good, central place to keep links to everything we've done so far.
CURRENT VERSION: 1.0 LAST UPDATE: 6/3/2023
Clanmew is an OSV-order language, made with the sounds cats make in mind. "Base Clanmew" is built around the Clan Culture updates of the Better Bones AU, which means it is made with the ecology of southwestern Northern England in mind and only contains words for plants and animals found there. It also has phrases for cooking and crafting.
(specific regions modeled: Lancashire, Chester, Manchester, Merseyside, Clwydd is modeled for river biomes specifically)
You are free to use it for your own projects! We encourage you to consider how this language would evolve in your Clan's history, and add or remove words to make a dialect that reflects the culture's feelings and needs.
THE BASICS:
Everything you need to know for basic structure is in CLANMEW 101. Start here.
We have a constantly updating LEXICON of all the words we have made so far.
Have you made a dialect? Let me know and I can link you here so others can see what you're doing with it!
Below the cut:
In-universe information; How Clanmew evolved linguistically
"Expansion Pack" posts where I discuss etymology
Pronunciation stuff (until I make that IPA chart I keep promising)
Working translations; Names, parables, OC submissions
Dialect submissions (These are manned by other people!)
Historical Trivia
The linguistic evolution of Clanmew from Old Tribemew and Parkmew
Animals are named for the sounds they make.
How pronouns for objects change based on how the speaker feels about it.
More, using human examples
there is a secret post about cursing but you have to find that on your own ;)
Through Time Travel Shenanigans, Hollyleaf's name evolves into the word "Scourge"
The Clanmew Play-by-Play of that
The word for Everything
How hard is it for speakers of the other in-universe languages to pick up Clanmew?
On nicknames!
Squirrelpaw and Crowfoot discover corn
The names of the three ideologies... also thistles.
The Invalid Five
Expansion Packs
Colors
Directions, way-finding
Spirituality terms
Rocks
Beetles
Follow up: some plant parts
Patch (pattern) vs Patch (plants)
Den, camp, territory, construction
The two violets
Shapes of flowers
Volume
Generic terms
Rollypollies and centipedes
Insults
Rain... because this is England
The Clan Clock; time terms
The four seasons
Clerics and Common Herbs
Roses
Water movement
BIRDS AND BATS
Finches
Texture
Dogs
Mint
Parts of fur
Forest terms
Foxes, parts of a forest
Cuckoo bird
DEER
Shade and understorey
Cedar
Waterside words
Pronunciation Stuff
Closest thing to an IPA chart I currently have
My process for coming up with words based on vibes
I was asked for more behind-the-scenes stuff so here you go?
How I hold my mouth when I speak
Trout Tips
How would Clan cats pronounce the Slavic TS, or the word pizza?
On the Double yy
Working translations
BB!Scourge's new warrior name, Iceheart, in Clanmew... and Nightheart!
Light, moon, wind, BB!Raggedstar's pre-honor title name
OC SUBMISSION: Flameshell, Fogwhisper, Willowsong
OC SUBMISSION: Lichennose, Mudthistle, Longpounce
OC SUBMISSION: Fallensky
PACK PACK KILL KILL
"I love you"
Baby talk
"What have I done?"
"Fool Tale"
How to Clanmew-ify a strange word
Dishonor Title for "Mudpuddle"
OC SUBMISSION: Riverrunner, multiple-word names, walking words
OC SUBMISSION: Firefang, Rabbitdash, Peachfeather, plus a bunch of words for weasel-like animals
Ivypool
The use of tense in names
PROPHECY SUBMISSION: "Dust and flame will combine to destroy home"
Skywatcher
OC SUBMISSION: The Caldwell Family
Foxheart
Runningnose
PROPHECY SUBMISSION: Six will come of every rank
OC SUBMISSION: Witherstrike
"I like this" and also parasitic worms
Prism, rainbow-color
OC SUBMISSION: Piebald Creature
Gayheart
Sneeze and Knockout
OC SUBMISSION: Penny-fitzgerald
OC SUBMISSION: Voidwhisper, Chalkwhistle
OC SUBMISSION: Poppyflare, Spikemane, Blizzardfang
OC SUBMISSION: Burning Hawk-fur
Mistyfoot
BRAMBLESTAR BUTCHERS THE BLOSSOMKIT NAMES
Dialect Submissions
Pfurr Clanmew (@troutfur)
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Supernatural S03E02 The Kids Are Alright
Sam, baby, lying is a part of your job description. was "I was just ordering pizza" in a restaurant really the best you could come up with?
Okay, but asking for science, how deep are Jared's dimples?
also, Jared's eyes looked exceptionally green in this episode 😍😍
contrary to the popular preference, I actually liked Dean and Lisa as a couple. She kept him grounded and was far better than any other love interest the show tried to pass on for him. I can imagine Dean having to raise a mini version of himself in Ben. Lisa made Dean feel like he wanted the normal life that he teased Sam for. So ya, I do like Dean and Lisa even if there wasn't much interaction between her and Sam which to be honest I thought was strange.. given how S5 ends, I imagined Sam and Lisa would get along at some point between this and S5. Didn't happen.
Lol, Dean low-key doing mental math to see if Ben's age fits their hook-up timeline 🤣🤣
Omg! Ruby is a Sam Girl! She's is interested in him because he's tall and he's special. We get it, Ruby!
i never noticed before but Ruby really says things to Sam that Dean would. "There's a job in here" and the next second, Dean calls Sam and says the exact same thing
Dean is more of a boy dad but Sam should have been a girl dad
they should have let Ben be Dean's kid for real. I think they bonded well. It was much better than making him the father of that Amazonian thing in Slice Girls, in S7
There it is! Sam's blindspot: Dean. He literally flips when Ruby reveals black eyes but stops the moment she says she can save Dean.
As much as I love Gen as Ruby 2.0 I also love Katie as Ruby 1.0. she had style and she downright came across as someone who was sketchy.
#sam winchester#dean winchester#dean and lisa#ben braeden#Supernatural#Spn#S03E02#the kids are alright#sam girl#ruby 1.0
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So... hear me out. (idk if someone already talked about this)
I've been thinking about that reel from the 911 ig account that said "5 Top thing to remember from season 6":
#5 Chris has his first crush
#4 Hen stays a firefighter
#3 Buck delivers his (sperm donor) baby
#2 Maddie proposes to Chimney
#1 Athena and Boby goes on a cruise
And we saw Chris on his Buck 1.0 phase (kid version), Hen still is at the 118 (I don't know if they are gonna do something more with that), Madney's wedding happend and, of course, we saw the 3 episode Cruise disaster (because it capsized)...
I know everyone hate the sperm donor arc but it happened and they said to remember.
So what if something happens to Connor and Kameron and Buck ends up being a father to his sperm donor baby?
I love Buddie as much as the next person and I'm here for Tommy as the love interest cause he's great and makes Buck happy (yeah, I can ship Buck with both of them and love both pairings) BUT what if an accidental baby is a deal breaker for Tommy. Maybe he doesn't want kids or he doesn't want to be lees of a firefighter to become a dad or whatever.
WHAT IF that is what separates them? (I will hope for Buddie to become a thing as much as I'm still waiting for Supernatural to come back and give Destiel a happy ending. I know. I'm hopeless)
I mean... maybe I'm making no sense and reading too much into that list. Maybe I'm delusional. But I feel like everyone forgot that baby and I want Buddie endgame but I don't want Tommy being a bad guy or dying or breaking up with Buck over something stupid or cheating on him. I still want his first boyfriend to leave a good mark on him, you know.
Any thoughts?
#911 abc#buddie#911 season 7#evan buckley#eddie diaz#tommy kinard#tevan#911 buddie#911 buck#911 eddie#911 tommy#911 theories#911 on abc
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Lotus Lantern: The Summaries, Part 3
Part 1
Part 2
Xinke Baolian Deng Jiumu Quanzhuan(or, "Lotus Lantern 1.0")
-This one follows the same story beat as the previous two, so I'll just list the differences + expansions.
-After the Third Lady of Mt. Hua saw Liu Junchun's poem, she went to what was presumably the local dragon king to borrow some shrimp and crab soldiers and chase the cheeky bastard down.
-Qiu'er still took the fall, but unlike in the Epic of Prince Chenxiang, here, his mom didn't even object to it. Chenxiang's dad also got in trouble for his crime, and had to be rescued later.
-Chenxiang's master was the Thunderclap Immortal, who taught him 72 axe moves and 73 transformations. No divine power-ups were involved.
-After learning all these cool skills, Chenxiang immediately went to save his dad, Qiu'er, and Qiu'er's mom, whisking them off to the safety of a temple.
-Erlang actually lost the shapeshifter duel, and had to go to FFM to ask Sun Wukong for help. The plan Wukong came up with?
1. Transform into fake Chenxiang
2. Pretend to rescue the Third Lady
3. Stuff her into a stone chest
4. Throw the chest into a well
5. Lure Chenxiang into the well
6. Cover the well with a stone slab, then set it on fire
-Yeesh.
-So the rematch became Chenxiang vs. Erlang + Wukong instead, and because this version's Chenxiang was OP as hell, Wukong was forced to flee back to his cave, while Erlang got tied up by a red sash that, despite the uncanny resemblance, wasn't Nezha's signature weapon.
-Chenxiang was ready to axe his uncle after freeing his mom, but the Thunderclap Immortal persuaded him to spare Erlang.
Xinbian Baolian Deng Huashan Jiumu Quanzhuan (Or, “Lotus Lantern 2.0”)
-This version is probably the closest to modern Lotus Lantern adaptations. First, Erlang's own mom-saving story is canon in this universe, and the story kinda started with a summarized version of the Precious Scroll of Erlang.
-After Liu Xi proclaimed his crush on the Third Mother, her attendants were pissed off on her behalf, and summoned a giant serpent to scare the mortal to death. On her way back, the Third Mother came across the half-dead scholar, and saved him with some magical elixirs.
-Thus began the start of her own crush on Liu Xi. After returning to her temple, she was quite mad at the attendant who summoned the demonic serpent, and was ready to execute him for his transgressions, before she was interrupted by the Old Man Under the Moon and Gold Star of Venus with a message that Your Relationship Is Divinely Ordained, and maybe spare the guy too.
-It wasn't the Peach Festival she couldn't go to because of her pregnancy, but Erlang's birthday. Sun Wukong arrived fashionably late to the party, and suggested a self-penalty of three cups of wine.
-Erlang was like "Dude, how can you still be late with your cloud somersaults? Three cups' too easy on you, how about a whole jar!"
-He'd deeply regret those words in about five minutes, for SWK got instantly drunk and started rolling around the bed, asking "Hey, y'all have some fine Birthday Wines, can I get more at the wedding tomorrow?"
"...Whose wedding?"
"Your sister's, of course!"
-Annnnd the cat's out of the bag. Erlang stormed out of Guankou and headed straight for his sister, who fled towards the Celestial Realm, hoping to seek shelter from their divine parents.
-When Erlang caught up to her, she used the titular Lotus Lantern to shield herself from the blows; however, it could not protect her against the Immortal-binding Rope, and soon, she was captured.
-Interestingly, the Third Mother did tell him the marriage was divinely ordained, to which he responded with "If it wasn't, you'd be dead, and even so, the Yang family code would not permit it!"
-Thus the Lotus Lantern was taken, and the Third Mother, thrown into a cave under the mountain and watched by the local Tudi god.
-Said Tudi god was not unreasonable, tho, and agreed to take baby Chenxiang to his dad. Soon, the kid grew old enough to attend the local school, where his schoolmates bullied him for not having a mom, with some even calling him a demon's child.
-Tearfully, Chenxiang demanded an answer from his dad, and when his dad finally yielded and told him the truth, he decided to sneak away to find his imprisoned mom.
-The same Tudi led the kid to her after he cried long enough under Mt. Hua; mother and son had a heart wrenching conversation through the rock gaps, until they were interrupted by someone's arrival.
-That someone was not Erlang, as they feared, but the Thunderclap Immortal, taking a leisurely stroll in the mountains. He took Chenxiang in as a disciple, and told him a way to free his mom: the same magical axe Erlang used to cleave open their grandma's mountain prison way back when, now stored in the Guankou temple.
-Then Chenxiang just...walked up to the temple gate while Erlang was out hunting, and asked one of the Seven Sages of Plum Mountain if he could borrow the axe.
-Funnily enough, the Sage in question was Yuan Hong, yes, the exact same as that white ape demon Yang Jian killed in FSYY, and he was like "Nope".
-So Chenxiang decided to take the sneaky route, transforming himself into four immortal maidens delivering peaches and wine into the temple, got Yuan Hong drunk, then turned into a butterfly and entered the inner sanctum. Just as he was fumbling with the locks, Erlang returned from his hunting trip, forcing him to flee.
-After questioning Yuan Hong, he decided to err on the side of caution and add eight more celestial soldiers to guard the temple. Chenxiang bypassed that security measure by turning into a little insect and crawling inside, but the axe was nowhere to be found.
-Suddenly, a flash of red light flew into the room and led him to a single chest, where the axe was stored. However, there was a new problem; the door was still locked, and Chenxiang couldn't take it outside, so he came up with another plan; transform into a rat and lure the guards into opening the door for some pest extermination.
-The guards inform Erlang, who saw right through it. He told them to keep the door shut, then transformed into a cat and entered the room, forcing Chenxiang to flee again.
-So Chenxiang was pretty disheartened, until he thought of a third idea: transform into his own divine grandparents, Yang Tianyou and Princess Cloud-Terrace, and call Erlang out on his bullshit.
-That filial piety card worked wonderfully. Erlang had no choice but to take out the axe and free his sister, at which point Chenxiang transformed back into himself and battled with his uncle.
-As the Third Mother watched anxiously from the side, who should show up but the Gold Star of Venus, delivering Jade Emperor's divine cease-fire order?
-Happy ending, yay. Sidenote, Erlang actually sighed after seeing the order, acknowledged Chenxiang as a formidable member of the younger generation, and picked him up and called him a good kid/baby ("乖乖!" "宝宝!" 叫个欢).
#chinese folklore#lotus lantern#the lotus lantern#sun wukong#erlang shen#liu chenxiang#san shengmu#chinese folk religion
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