#verivery incorrect quotes

[random-incorrect-things]

Kangmin: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?

Gyehyeon: Wait, what's the difference?

Kangmin: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... If the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.

[lilyrennifer]

Dongheon: I just got the news that our neighbour passed away. 🪦

Hoyoung: Who, Ray?

Kangmin: 😱 I don't think cheering is the appropriate response hyung!

[verivery-incorrect]

Kangmin : Oh hey, you're back early

Minchan : Practice rooms haunted

Kangmin : W-what ?

Minchan, loading a nerf gun and walking back to the front door : Practice rooms haunted

[correct-verivery-quotes]

minchan: but sometimes I don’t know if you actually like me or if it’s just… you know, a crush phase

dongheon: [literally proposing to him] take a wild guess, minchan

WOOO GUESS WHO'S BACK

[baka-writings]

Me everyday at work: Why am I so fucking tired

Me currently at 1.40am:

[mashihope]

Yongseung: Did you know-

Gyehyeon: I didn't and I don't want to, thank you.

Yongseung: :(

Yeonho: Tell me! I wanna know whatever it is!

Yongseung: :)

[wookjini]

judge: how do you plead?

minchan: *looks at hoyoung*

hoyoung: *mouths* 'not guilty'

minchan: hot milky

hoyoung:

[incorrect00liners]

yongseung: what the hell do you think you’re doing?

junkyu: honestly? most of the time i have no idea.

[correct-kpop]

Hui: alright who wants to over throw MNET with me!!

J-US: oo-oo me!!

Jaeyun: count Too in

Dongheon: VERIVERY will assist as well

Eric: can I come?

JangJun: we strike at midnight

Eric: *pouts* but that’s past my bed time

JangJun: anarchy has no bed time

[stray-kids-react]

Being jealous over your close idol friend

Masterlist

°~ Bang Chan ~°

° Bang Chan gets jealous like everyone else in the world, but he's better at handling it.

° You can always tell when he is jealous, by the way he looks at your friend and how he doesn't smile as much.

° One of your friends specifically make him the most jealous... And it's the bunny smiling Jeon Jungkook.

° Chan feels a competition with BTS' maknae, since they both have the same career, know you well, and make you happy.

° You've told him over and over that Jungkook is too close to you for you to ever date him.

° But he can't help but get uncomfortable when a hug lasts too long, or if he compliments you every few minutes.

°~ Lee Know ~°

° Minho gets jealous pretty easily, and doesn't feel it's necessary to hide it from you.

° You appreciate his honesty, but it will sometimes put you in a tough spot, especially if you are close to the person.

° The friend that you have gotten the most complaints from Minho, is the bright smiling Kang Hyunggu.

° You assume it's because Kino is known to be a touchy and sweet person, and they share the same position as main dancer.

° You've learned that no matter how many times you tell him not to worry, it won't matter.

° He tries to keep calm and act fine, even though every time Kino puts a hand on you it enrages every part of him on the inside.

°~ Changbin ~°

° Binnie would get jealous easily, but try his best to hide it from you for your sake.

° You can tell when he really doesn't trust someone, because his bright and bubbly personality completely fades.

° That specific person he trusts the least and can't hide his jealousy from, is your favorite Canadian rapper Mark Lee.

° You have once tried to hang out with Mark without him knowing, but it only made him like your friend less.

° You try your best to spend less time with Mark because of how much it hurts Binnie, but you can't completely lose a close friend.

° Changbin wouldn't be so protective over you, if it weren't for the way Mark looks at you and holds onto you as if you're his.

°~ Hyunjin ~°

° Hyunjin is protective over you, which comes off as, and usually is pure jealousy.

° You and all of the members can tell when he is jealous, his attitude can turn sour in a matter of seconds if he becomes jealous.

° He has admitted to you that he really doesn't like one of your friends, which is 'The Boyz' main rapper Kim Sunwoo.

° You know why he dislikes Sunwoo the most, he's the most popular member, a great rapper, close to you, and is very savage.

° You have talked to both Sunwoo and Hyunjin about how they act around each other, but you can't always control them.

° Hyunjin wouldn't be so harsh on Sunwoo, if it weren't for hearing that you are his ideal type and would've asked you out before.

°~ Jisung ~°

° Han isn't one to get jealous, and if he is he wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable.

° You usually can't tell when he is jealous, there only have been a few times where you noticed something was off with Jisung.

° And those few times all involved your close vocal legend friend, Lee Donghyuck. Which made you worried about your friendship.

° You have a few assumptions as to why Jisung is jealous of Haechan, his savage comments, touchy behavior, and visuals.

° You have asked Han about the situation, but he reassures you that he trusts you and doesn't want to ruin any of your friendships.

° But no matter how many times he reassures you and himself, you both know it bothers him more than he will let up.

°~ Felix ~°

° Felix knows he can get jealous at times, so he tries his best to not let it effect you.

° No matter how hard he tries to hide his jealousy, you can always tell when he is. Especially when a close friend of yours visits.

° His mood and concentration totally change whenever that friend visits, and that specific close friend is Cix's Bae Jinyoung.

° You knew that no matter who you dated Baejin would bother them, mostly because of how long you've been best friends.

° You reassured Felix that you see Jinyoung as a brother and nothing else, but that won't stop the weird feeling he gets when Baejin is around.

° That weird feeling only increases everytime he sees the way you laugh and smile with Baejin, or when he embraces you closely.

°~ Seungmin ~°

° Seungmin doesn't get jealous easily, but when he does it is noticeable and clear.

° Everyone can tell when he is jealous or doesn't like someone, which makes the members tease him about it.

° a certain name always pops up when they tease him, the guy he is the most jealous of.. Which is Verivery's Kim Yongseung.

° He knows that at one point you and Yongseung dated for a couple months, but decided to be friends, which panics him.

° He knows you are loyal to him, but he just doesn't trust him one bit. Especially since Yongseung wasn't the one who ended it.

° Seungmin is convinced that Yongseung still has feelings for you, just by the way he talks about you and the gaze he gives you.

°~ Jeongin ~°

° Jeongin would not want to upset you, so he tries to hide his jealousy from you.

° He would act like he is close with your friend and gets along well with him, but would send him glares throughout the day.

° The friend that gets sent the intense glares and warnings, is your very close and bubbly friend Choi Beomgyu.

° Jeongin will try to get your attention off Beomgyu at any chance he gets, because he's worried you will fall for Beomgyu.

° You've confronted Jeongin on his weird behaviour around Beomgyu, but he just tells you that he is just tired after the comebacks.

° Jeongin has known you longer than Beomgyu, but the thought of you sharing your heart with another idol saddens him.

[multistanunofficial]

Kangmin: *coughs violently*

Hoyoung: don’t die

Kangmin: don’t tell me what to do

Inspired by @ningn-ing

[random-incorrect-things]

Minchan, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the fuck??

Minchan, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle up, it's the law!

[lilyrennifer]

Yeonho: What do you do when someone offers you drugs? 💊

Gyehyeon: Take them!

Yongseung: Punch them in the neck! 💥🥊

Kangmin: Say thank you! 🙏🏻

Minchan: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

Dongheon: No! 😱

[verivery-incorrect]

Kangmin, wearing two pairs of headphones : I just realized I have two ears, so it's a waste of time to listen to only one thing.

Yongseung : Let me get this straight. You just realized you have two ears?

[correct-verivery-quotes]

dongheon: i am at a loss for words

minchan, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, dongheon hyung continued to scold me for 45 minutes

[baka-writings]

I've logged in after months again just to tell y'all something

✨Ju Yeonho✨

okay that's it, logging off again