#verdict? I LIKE IT

[ossafr4cta]

How we feeling my fellow subway surfers?

[keeps-ache]

overgrowth and languor

[recommended you click and zoom] (alt versions below)

[samipekoe]

will you accept the tamamita doobie

[ultimateinferno]

Or if they do, they're certainly not drawing it.

[lucky-clover-gazette]

was thinking about the way some people argue vidow is only shipped bc of the viz translation and wanted to do a fun little experiment. in which i tried to add the most ridiculous non romantic dialogue to a scene and test if that makes it not gay as hell. i’ll let you judge for yourself:

and then i just went full sarcasm (sarcasm it is sarcasm it is pointing how silly it is for people to call them brothers when they’re like this, brothers do not act like this. and platonic interpretations are completely okay they’re just often used as a way to push back against romantic interpretation for this ship specifically)

and in between making these i also created maybe my favorite four swords image ever

[afterthelambs]

Happy hot girl summer to everyone except him

[blenselche]

my husband woke me up at 4:30am to ask if i think foodcourtia has a wcdonalds

hes sitting here talking at me about it rn

[featherymainffins]

I hate to say it but I might have to admit that Redditors can be pretty based sometimes

[day-sketches]

[lemonadeslice]

accidentally got invested in final space last week. my favorites are the wunderkind kitty cat and the space war-criminal his dad! 💙🧡

[ind1c0lite]

(Basic context is that AU of Duel Desinties where the phantom impersonates Phoenix to get him found guilty of Clay's murder, I talk more under the cut abt it jkhlj)

-Basically meant to be a parallel to turnabout trump, cause if you can have ONE boss get found guilty of murder, why not a second one?

-OK basically: everything in DD happens normally until like- a day before clays murder, Phoenix gets yoinked by the phantom somehow (he is still alive, just being held captive), Phantom is still Fulbright, but they've decided to be silly goofy (target Phoenix and get him found guilty of murder, escape police custody and then murder phoenix and make it seem like Phoenix accidentally died while on the run, thats why they didn't kill phoenix right away unlike the real Fulbright) there is an imposter amo-

-I dont have the logistics as to how this affects solving Metis's murder, and how it effects what evidence is used n whatnot and turnabout for tomorrow as a whole, so im just going nuts HGJKHLJ

-Originally I was actually imagining this taking place during turnabout for tomorrow and I wanted that case to be apollo v klavier instead of phoenix and edgeworth and thats why klav is in here instead of Simon (I decided that Simon got badly injured and couldn't stand in court for the retrial, so klavier was asked to step in)

-The courtroom bombing still happens the same way it does normally, but Apollo decides to take up the case again instead of taking a leave, instead of like, you know, healing from the traumatic event that just happened, turnabout countdown still happens as well

-Apollo and Athena do not find out about the phantom's existence until well after this trial, so they have no idea that Phoenix could've possibly been replaced, though simon, after hearing about the trial, might be suspicious about whether or not that was the real Phoenix

-The Phantom had been not only keeping an eye on Simon for a while, but was also stalking Phoenix and Edgeworth after they both started looking into UR-1, so they were able to impersonate phoenix so well that not even his own daughter thought that anything was up (though while Trucy did find him a *little* bit off, but she figured that it might've been the bombing that caused him to act ever so slightly weird, so she didn't pay much mind to it until she heard about his confession in court and realized it might've been because he possibly, ya know, killed someone)

-it's pretty much just switching Athena being framed for murder with Phoenix, and instead of the trial ending on a cliffhanger, it continues on (probably with Klavier insisting on it) ending with soloman being found innocent and Phoenix being declared guilty

-There's a couple days inbetween the end of the cosmic turnabout and the start of turnabout for tomorrow, so Athena, Apollo and Trucy all get a little bit to process the fact that "oh god my boss/my dad killed someone" (simons execution date is pushed back a bit in this au) and they probably get to talk with Klavier and eventually a lil bit with Simon after he gets out

-Im not sure how it all winds down in turnabout for tomorrow (Phoenix escaping and being at large is basically the perfect cover for the phantom to resume being fulbright for that trial) but they do eventually realize that the phoenix who confessed wasn't the real one and now there's a search on going to find out where the real one is being held captive, hes fineeee just ready to take a week long nap and a good vacation (along with every other waa member)

-I dont have anything else to add on rn but if you want to add something or just throw in a scenario feel free to!! this idea has been bouncing around my head for like a month now and Im very happy to finally show yall it

[verdictafterward]

he deserves some comfort

[iwoszareba]

forms of watershaping are so delicate and graceful you wouldn't believe it (i've been thinking about Tekēhu lately so i'm bringing back this very silly gif)

[sesamenom]

Maglor with that silly overly ornamented videogame armor (Curufin made it as a gag gift)

[bardicious]

The cute Damian + familial bits of DC vs Vampires: Hunters, you're welcome.

[oxandthorn]

KAFKA x HOSHINA 💖💐✨

wedding/bridal fic sample (327 words)

kafka is unsure about how he feels about the dress.

He was uncertain how to feel. Kafka stared at himself in the mirror, examining the creature and reflecting back at him. A tight bodice encapsulated his bubbly chest and tummy. A billowing and voluminous skirt unfurled from his waist and down onto the ground.

Was a very extravagant, and incredibly western bridal gown necessary? He and Hoshina were getting married… It didn’t seem like that big of a deal. He would've been happy with a simple a service at the local ward office. However, Hoshina seemed to want something more lavish. Why? Who knows.

“How do women do this?” 

By “do this,” he meant the strength one would need to wear AND carry such a heavy get-up for any length of time. It was heavy, and took such a long time to get into.

He twisted back and forth, continuing to look at himself in the mirror. Kafka was still unsure. Plucking at the skirt with his hands, Kafka twirled and moved around. He watched the dress ripple and roll with his movements. A delighted smile appeared on his face. The movements were hypnotic and satisfying to watch.

“Oh, I get it––” He laughed to himself.

“Having fun?”

Kafka jumped, not seeing Hoshina standing in the doorway. He leaned against the door-casing, arms folded across his chest and a sweet smirk on his face. Kafka immediately froze, blushing profusely.

“Sh-shiro, what are you doing here?”

“I wanted to see you––” Hoshina laughed, walking in to meet Kafka. He plunged his hands into his pockets, “How’re you doing?”

Kafka sighed, “Tired. Nervous. Overdressed.”

“Why am I wearing this? I should be wearing my uniform too, right? This is silly?” Kafka asked, staring at Hoshina in the mirror.

Hoshina wore his JAKDF uniform. Finely pressed and not a thing out of place. A red and purple floral boutonniere graced his collar.

“Nah,” Hoshina shook his head.

Hoshina traced a single finger up the center of Kafka’s bare back. Kafka shivered.

Hoshina leaned in and whispered, “You look so pretty.”