#vees assistants

[1-hopus-pocus-fan]

We need to talk about these two characters because they're not leaving my brain.

What I think would be cool is seeing both of them on screen at the same time. There's a 95% chance they have actually met since they both work at VoxTek - Travis is working for Valentino and Papermint is Vox's assistant.

I know they're just random background characters but I love them so much.🙏

[Also, new rarepair? (I've seen so many hazbin hotel crackships lately lmao) I'm calling it FeatherWave because why not.]

[1-hopus-pocus-fan]

They definitely meet up in public where they gossip and talk behind their bosses' backs lmao.

The assistants is rotting my brain

[mr-malumm]

Aquarium trip cuz we love summer vees WOOOO

[evevsy]

POV hire employees based on their fishy appearance

[lalalalalalakakakak]

Valastor Week Bonus: THE DAY AFTER

Poor Vox was clearly abandoned all alone, in the cold and in the dark

But Valastor week was very fun, drawing everyday was a challenge !

[bloodmoon24]

Hahaha. I love this

do you have a headcanon dynamic for the Vees assistants?

-📼 anon

Boy, do I for sure lol.

Melissa, Papermint and Kitty are FOR SURE like siblings. Melissa is most def like a mom friend of the group, but she's mostly like an older adult-oriented sister. Kitty is def like a younger sibling or a kid-sibling to Melissa and Papermint. And Papermint is mostly like an older brother influence for Kitty and a younger brother to Melissa.

Meanwhile, for Travis, he kinda gives off deadbeat uncle vibes, lmao. Most likely the one that crashes on your couch after getting kicked out--however, he's still a loveable character by all means. He's basically the Grunkle Stan of the group, lol.

[phykoha]

Fuck you *designs the turtles' kooky other-dimension sister*

Thinking about her and trying to come up with her design just made me think of Arcane's Jinx, so that's definitely her main inspo. As well as Briar, another League champion. I made her the Venus, bc I really want Big Mama's assistant to be a Jennika type- Given their respective stories, with Jenny being from the Foot Clan.

Her markings are also inspired by the concept art of the turtles' 'Ninpo Forms'.

[berrycake99]

Babe wake up, new rarepair just dropped

[gabrielsbubblegumbitch]

✨Staticmoth wedding headcanons✨

Because I have a lot of thoughts but can't come up with the plot to turn it into fic

✨ Vox absolutely loses his shit. You would think that Valentino would be a groomzilla material but oh no no, Val just wants sexy dress and enough coke to last three days of partying. Vox needs everything perfect. He has his grand vision and is ready to tear with bare hands everyone who does not deliver. During the preparation time, he murders as many people as Val usually does. Velvette bails on being the wedding planner after just two weeks because it was seriously straining their friendship. But after a month, she's back in the game. Why? Because Vox strangled three other wedding planners in frustration, and things weren't moving forward, so Val was starting to freak out.

✨ The event is held at the Vees' Tower. I reckon they've got a venue suitable for hosting conferences and porn award shows.

✨ It's a grand event. I'm talking Grand™, like the Kim K and Kanye West of Hell kind of grand. But it's also elite, so the guest list isn't that long, around 200 invited people plus 50 ticketed spots for anyone willing to drop 100k hellish bucks to attend. Everything is dripping with gold and diamonds because "quiet luxury" isn't in the Vees' vocabulary. The whole affair reflects Val's aesthetic more, as it's Vox's love letter to him. Vox already had his wedding, and now it's time to fulfill his husband's dreams. So Val makes about 90% of the decisions without shouldering any real responsibilities. Which is fine by everyone because he's annoying as hell when it comes to picking roses, flamingo feathers, and starters. Nobody wants to put him in high-stress situations. Expect lots of red, pink, and gold, with heavy, decadent fabrics and neon lights; it's like an exclusive brothel meets the Las Vegas strip.

✨ When it comes to flowers, they settled on roses because they're Vox's favorites, which naturally made them Val's favorite too, given the sheer number of bouquets he's received. Vox, being the freak he is, counts every single bouquet he's ever given to Val. So, for their wedding, he ensures there are twice as many roses. Yes, he's a pathological overachiever.

✨ As for attractions, there’s a plethora of erotic dancers in cages and mesmerizing drone light shows. Karaoke, slot machines, live cooking stations, and all the drugs you can imagine. And let's not forget a fountain flowing with tequila. It's a true adult wonderland.

✨ Valentino skips the whole white dress thing and rocks a fierce red latex gown that's very Mugler but with a fetishcore twist. Vox keeps it sleek in a sharp black three-piece suit. His shirt's a bold blue, and his tie matches Val's dress. His shoulder pads are pointy, his waist is slutty, his ass looks divine. Oh yeah, about slutty waist - underneath the shirt he is hiding a leather corset, as a treat for the wedding night.

✨ Also none of them really have friends other than Velvette, just associates so there are no groomsmen/maids.

✨ Since there aren't any traditional churches or government officials in Hell (if there's even a government at all), Velvette takes on the role of officiating the wedding. Vox isn't entirely thrilled with this choice because there's always the risk she might crack a joke or publicly rib him, but hey, there's really no one else who could pull it off. I imagine that a wedding in Hell is also some form of magical contract but more about partnership than ownership. They do not exchange rings but blood sksksk also I don’t think that Vox can really wear rings with his claws? And they couldn't quite agree on a design that satisfied both of them. In the end, Val ends up wearing his illegally imported engagement ring from Earth, featuring four pink diamonds shaped like a moth's wings.

✨ Val's vow is, well, atrocious. It's the kind of thing that would definitely land him in one of those TikTok compilations of terrible grooms ruining their weddings. He mentions cream pieing Vox at least once. Vox at first freaks out but seconds later realizes Wow that's the man I'm marrying. I wouldn't want him any other way On the flip side, Vox's vow is immaculate. Crafted with the assistance of Voxtek's CMO and practiced to perfection, it leaves everyone in awe. He has out-of-body experience playing this role of prince charming.

✨ For their first dance, they opt for a steamy tango. Picture this: swirling red smoke on the floor, making it seem like they're dancing on the sky of the pride ring when the sun is setting down. Little do the guests know, the smoke is laced with drugs, sending most of them on a wild trip. The party quickly goes off the rails, but in the best way possible (according to the Vees’ standards).

✨ The cake is a five-tier monstrosity with five different flavors: tres leches and chocolate-cherry chosen by Val, confetti cake and strawberry cheesecake chosen by Vox and Red Velvet for Velvette because she couldn't shut up about it To top it all off, there's a big chocolate figure of Vox and Valentino dancing. Val is later caught drunk, eating it with his bare hands like the filthy animal he is.

✨ Velvette’s wedding gift is a pair of customized matching guns with small engravings that read "Partners in Crime."

✨ Valentino pulls off a surprise special pole dance performance as a wedding gift for his husband. Let's just say it's scorching hot and leaves at least 50 guests with, uh, visible excitement. Later on, things almost escalate to a full-on table bang, but...

✨ Velvette spends the entire evening reminding them that they can't just vanish to consummate their marriage because this whole party took months of preparations, and they need to be present. After all, people paid good money to be around them. The threat of cock cages hangs over their heads, but they promise to behave. However, Val being the horny beast he is, ends up taking Vox to the bathroom for a quickie anyway. Velvette decides to let it slide this time.

✨ At least 20 casualties mark the night. Vox ends up zapping one of the guests who gets a bit too clingy with Val during the dance. Meanwhile, Val gets into a brawl and, well, let's just say it doesn't end well for the other guy. Surprisingly, everyone seems to be having a great time, but hey, these are the Vees' colleagues we're talking about—they thrive on violence and sex.

✨ Yeah, there's no shortage of sex at this party. With a guest list mainly consisting of businesspeople, adult performers, and mobsters, tensions escalate rapidly. By around 3 A.M., half of the party is busy getting down and dirty in every corner imaginable.

✨ When Vox reaches the perfect level of drunkenness, he seizes control of the DJ station. Surprisingly, he's a natural, dropping beats like a pro and having an absolute blast. Val, meanwhile, goes absolutely wild watching him, thrilled to see Vox letting loose and embracing his creative side.

✨ Derek, Vox's assistant, is the odd one out, the only low-status person to snag an invite because Vox felt kinda generous. But truth be told, Derek hates the idea and wasn't keen on attending. However, when Melissa caught wind of his invitation, she practically dragged him there to be his plus one, desperate to get closer to Velvette. Derek's terrified of most of the guests, but Melissa's over the moon. She later fucks him as a reward for being a very brave boy. Angel is not invited because he would ruin mood of both grooms.

✨ Valentino had prepared the filthiest, kinkiest, most elaborate wedding night, but it doesn't go as planned. Surprisingly, things turn out very vanilla for their standards, with a lot of missionary, eye contact, and hand-holding. After 16 hours of non-stop action, they're both too exhausted to even think about getting creative.

Thank you @purrpleowl @watcherofeternalflame @canadianlucifer @aroromantic @malu897 @staticmothed @chaggieslovechild @gumm1defloor @mayflowersfly for your thoughts!

[usausualex]

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[aroromantic]

If Vees Tower had a workplace dramedy, Vox's assistant would 100% look at the camera like Jim from the office.

[1-hopus-pocus-fan]

For me personally it's Papermint.

(For everyone: Angel Dust is not on the list because he's an employee that works for Valentino.)

[devilbeez]

Overlord Assistants✨✨

Full body

[oistak]

hey, how are you? i have a request! i'm sooo in love with vox and i think about him all day and omg i need to show him how much I LOVEHIMMMM

so, can you pls make some hcs (or a drabble idk) about vox with an assistant who is deeply in love with him? she always treats him with so much affection and love (with kisses and compliments and hugs and nhhhhhhhhgggg). thank you so much!! 🩷

⚡︎Vox x assistant reader⚡︎

yessss another vox simp<33 i love this requesttt

-vox is touch starved. full stop. period. val has never given him much attention or love past the sex. vox thinks the only reason val would ever be near his is for power. he's not wrong. their relationship is transactional, but with you he feels vulnerable and not just wanted, but needed.

- vox is the kinda guy to absolutely work hinself to death. he thinks he's the only one competent enough to complete his work. he's not wrong. so if he works late nights, you'll sit on his lap with your hands wrapped around his neck and suck on his neck and jaw. you'll try your best not ro distract him too much but how could you help yourself when your boss was extraordinary.

- being that vox a busy man he is infinitely grateful that you're low maintenance and prior to being shown any affection he assumed he was as well. once you showed him the forst love he's experienced since he was ten years old, he's turned into a needy, clingy man. not that you mind, you'll pepper him with kisses anytime.

-you hig vox as much as possible, you know that he needs to feel wanted. vox knows that everyone needs him for his company, he wants someone to love him purely and genuinely, he wants somebody to want to love him. you might think you could change him but you def couldn't. this man is pretty much as stuck in his ways as someone could be.

-having someone in his life to take care of his emotional needs is the only thing stoping his life from being meaningless in hell.

[evevsy]

DAY 3. TRICK OR TREATING

[respectthepetty]

Dear South Korea,

Give.

Us.

The.

POLY!