#vanya: ............. crime scene

[vullcanica]

OLD HOLLYWOOD AESTHETICS.

ENGRAVED CIGARETTE CASE

romantic evenings, golden hour, vintage furniture, darks and neutrals, beautiful perfumes (hides the stench of death), candle light, charcuterie boards and expensive "wine", capsule closets, minimal makeup, throws the best cocktail parties, a city dweller.

CONVERTIBLE

makes each day "fun and exciting", always planning a trip, not afraid of getting lost, uses a tote bag or backpack everyday, takes the best photos, plane tickets as bookmarks, fake picture frames all around their home, many stories to tell.

DATEBOOK

clean and organized, chic yet sensible, takes leadership, never falls behind, good at public speaking, strong and well-developed opinions, gives the best(?) advice, fountain pens, tweed coats, hardcover books, hangs out in the library.

VANITY

puts on makeup just for fun, names their pets after flowers gods of death, photo shoots around the house, collects vintage trinkets, casually researches skin and hair care, buys books for the pretty cover, drinks fruity and floral teas, a weekly bath night.

SUNGLASSES

quiet and private, has a secret spot, always a little distracted, daily yoga, infused water, a collection of healthy recipes, looks for shapes in the clouds, collects seashells or minerals, prefers sunrises / sunsets, makes comfy clothes look fashionable.

FUR COAT

goes shopping everyday, ice cold exterior, would never talk about their problems, lives alone and loves it, thinks romance is fun but not essential (!!!), luxury vacations, black coffee, stays up late, quietly loves gossip, exclusively wears heels.

MARTINI GLASS

goes to parties, acrylic nails, loves to flirt, friendly and social, aesthetic chameleon, a playlist for every mood, wants to try everything, far too many clothes, always the center of attention, seen as intimidating but actually really nice.

A LITTLE PET

gets excited on sunny days, gives the best hugs, fiercely loyal, falls a lot, not easily embarrassed, makes everybody laugh and feel loved, ice cream cones, picnics in the park, blowing bubbles, stickers, a complicated coffee order.

HAIR BOW

playing footsie under the table, looking for shapes in clouds, likes fireworks, hums romantic songs, dances alone in their room, constantly makes up stories in their head, loves to eat sweets, uses many colored pens and highlighters, always cheerful.

Tagging: Whoever wants to! hmu for the original because this one is heavily annotated to fit Vanya lmao

[teanderthalrex]

Brainwyrms by Alison Rumfitt

The mistake I made when I read the content warnings for this book was thinking that they were content warnings the way vanilla hetero authors tag them and not the way deranged fanfic authors warn people. DO NOT MAKE MY MISTAKE.

This book is disturbing, kinky as fuck, and not for the faint of heart.

That being said, it was genuinely one of the most horrific books I read this summer. There is this non-linear story that ties together the lives of Frankie (She/Her) and Vanya (They/She) , our protagonist and love interest. Frankie is a trans girl who survived the terrorist bombing of her workplace and is now coping with that event in several less-than-healthy ways.

Vanya is one of those ways.

I found this to be an interesting intersection of horror and erotica that is viscerally uncomfortable at times, and that is clearly on purpose. I've never read anything that is at once so openly embracing of kink culture and yet utilizes various kinks with the intention of disturbing the audience and adding to the horror of the moment.

I can't say that I loved this book. But I doubt I'll ever read anything like it again. And for that 4/5 stars.

There is graphic imagery abundant throughout and while there are content warnings at the beginning of the book I will add the ones that stood out the most to me here: grooming, child sa, hate crimes/speech (on page and including murder), suicide, rape, kinks including impregnation, dom/sub dynamics, incest, whatever the kink for piss and shit is, and whatever the one for being infected with parasites is, and body dysmorphia.

The commentary on being trans in the UK was interesting. It walked the line between very pointed and just absurd. Like the beloved children author turned TERF is clearly jkr but the secret society of worm worshippers is so Lovecraftian it's almost as hilarious as it was disturbing to read about.

The book left me with a few thoughts. But I guess the big one is: Was Frankie happy at the end? If so, does that make her the lucky one in all this? I don't know.

But I do know that Xavier deserved to live and his mother is my least favorite character. That, to me, was the worst scene in the book. Probably because it was the one that felt the most pointedly realistic of them all.

[foolishlyzephyrus]

diego's acted like a man child since his character introduction. he literally fist fights luther and tells vanya she shouldn't have come bsck because she dared to write a book about her abusive childhood.

he's been a man child. i seem to recall him getting arrested because he wouldn't listen to the woman he had an affair with when she told him to stop coming to crime scenes, too.

i won’t deny he’s always been fairly immature. his conflict with luther and viktor in the first season is emblematic of that. but i feel as the seasons progressed that was a trait that was worked on. i mean season three has an entire plot line of diego proving he can be responsible with stanley. i feel like a lot of that growth was reversed though in order to fit the weak conflict of season four (literally what was that with five and lila). he’s absolutely been a man child before i just think that makes less sense for this season as he isn’t who he was in season one.

[i-logophile]

Ok, so I’m just gonna start linking all my fanfics here ig?

I’ll start with The Umbrella Academy bc those are my most popular

Crocodile Tears - Abbreviated Summary: Five pretends to cry to get an enemy to lower their guard—emphasis on “pretend.” His siblings don’t seem to realize this, and after getting over their shock, they become unnecessarily distressed and proceed to flutter about like neurotic chickens. Oh, and some people die, but that was kind of the plan all along. (Russian Translation by lleerlleer available)

The Lonely Lodger Inn - Abbreviated Summary: What if the Commission Board meeting was somewhere in Dallas, and one of Five’s siblings stumbled upon the massacre as it was taking place?

Five Hargreeves & the Art of Ignoring Injuries - Summary: Five is exhausted. Still, he keeps up a good front during the family meeting. However, it’s when Luther decides to throw him off the stairs that this fatigue comes back to bite him. Now, his family refuses to focus on what’s more important—like the fucking Apocalypse, for instance—until he agrees to “take care of his injuries” or some bullshit like that.

The Five Whistle - Abbreviated Summary: After the Hargreeves’ disaster of a family meeting, Five is still pacing the alley outside of Elliott’s when he’s confronted by The Handler. She presents her offer, but since it’s not his only option just yet, Five declines. However, The Handler isn’t so easily denied, and she decides to use a little something from the Commission to convince Five to rethink his decision.

Guilt Trip - Summary: In typical Five Hargreeves fashion, a drug ring bust with his family turns into a rescue mission, which turns into a complete and utter shitshow. Because, of course, things had to go sideways— No, scratch that. Things didn't just go sideways, things went upside down, backward, and inside out. And then got blown up. Literally. In the aftermath of the whole fiasco, Five is left reeling, floundering, drowning in guilt. Because how could he have done that? How could he have attacked his family?

All Walls Fall (His Walls series)- Summary:  After they escape from the Sparrows, Allison discovers that her daughter was erased from existence. Arguments are started and accusations are hurled. By the time all is said and done, Five runs off, his sibling’s words filling him with horror, anger, and self-loathing. Predictably, though, something goes wrong, resulting in his capture by The Sparrow Academy. However, now, a few new questions have arisen: Why has Reginald singled Five out amongst his siblings? To what lengths will the man go to achieve his ends? And how long can Five hold out before his desire to keep his family safe drives him to the edge?

The Trouble With Trauma (His Walls series) - Abbreviated Summary: Five and Christopher have two very different problems.

No Time, No Time, Dear Brother O’ Mine - Summary: At Gimbel Brothers department store, Five’s injury is a bit more serious than a simple bullet graze. Not that it matters to him. That is until the police show up while he’s trying to leave, and Five finds himself remembering things he’d rather forget. // There was something going on with his brother. That much was very clear to Diego. Why else would Five be at a crime scene? Why else would he be attacking the people trying to help him? Why else would he be ranting about time? There was something going on with his brother. And Diego was going to find out what. He just had to get Five some medical attention first.

Dealing with Doppelgängers - Abbreviated Summary: (Season 3 AU) The Umbrella Academy takes a trip down to Cambridge, Massachusetts in the hopes of enlisting the help of Five's dopppelgänger. In the process, Five's siblings—not to mention Five himself—get a glimpse of who their brother might've been.

Unfinished Business - Abbreviated Summary: When Vanya destroyed the world, Allison expected to find herself in some sort of afterlife. Instead, she and her family found themselves in some sort of hell. And then little Number Five showed up.

Headcount - Summary: Klaus pressed a hand to his chest, his tone growing snarky. “I don’t pay attention? I don’t pay attention? I’m sorry, no. Who else here has noticed that thing that Five’s been doing since we all arrived?”

Get in Line (Season 3 Fix-Its series) - Abbreviated Summary: Lila does her best to talk some sense into Allison and put things into perspective for her. (Feat. Five angst)

Tunnel Vision (Season 3 Fix-Its series) - Abbreviated Summary: In between the action, Five breaks down after Luther and Klaus’s deaths.

In Anticipation of Pain - Abbreviated Summary: When the Sparrow Academy captures Viktor, the Umbrellas must devise a plan to rescue him. Spoiler Alert: It’s not painless for anyone involved, and by “anyone,” I mean Five.

A Little Psycho a Little Longer - Abbreviated Summary: Even after Big Five is sent to 2019, back in the '60s, Five's paradox psychosis symptoms aren't going away, leaving the Hargeeves (plus one Raymond Chestnut) with some damage control to do.

[mikasimaginairyworld]

The Umbrella Academy: Firecracker - Extra Ordinary (3/30)

Umbrella Academy Masterlist

warnings: blood, violence, guns, substances (alcohol)

word count: 3458

My name is Vanya Hargreeves. And this is my story.

We were never a real family. We were our father's creation, family in name but not in fact. In the end, after our brother had Ben died, there was really nothing connecting us. We were just strangers living under the same roof, destined to be alone, starved for attention, damaged by our upbringing and haunted by what might have been. We all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love. 

Our father never missed an opportunity to remind me that I was ordinary. A hard thing for a little girl to hear. If you're raised to believe nothing about you is special, if the benchmark is extraordinary, what do you do if you're not?

Luther and Allison had been staring at the same recording for over an hour now. It showed mom, Grace, bending over Reginals. Hargreeves. as he was struggling from a heart attack. 

"What is she doing? The tea? Did she poison him?", Luther asked again.

"I... I don't know.", Allison sighed.

"Where did you find this?"

"I was looking at old footage of us when we were kids. I saw the tape just sitting there."

"Dad must have started using the security system again. He was getting more and more paranoid. He thought people were out to get him. Well, I guess maybe he was right.", Luther commented seemingly to himself.

"But mom? I mean she's not capable of ... Is she?"

"Let's gather the rest."

Eudora walked up to Diego annoyed. He was at the crime scene. Again. "Do you seriously still not understand the chain of custody? If you touch it I can't use it.", she asked. 

"Let me save you some time running ballistics. These nine-millimetres haven't been manufactures since..."

"1963. Odd, I know. Just as odd as the fingerprints we've found on the knife yesterday that apparently matched an unsolved case from 1939. Matching casings were found in the murder scene last night.", Eudora finished his sentence. 

"In the span of 24h I've had attacks in two different part of town. Whatever this is, whoever this is, they're not slowing down. So, if you really give a shit and got any fresh ideas, I'm all ears.", she admitted.

Diego promised to hunt the attackers down.

 

Five grunted softly as Nailah sowed up the wound on his upper arm. She put on a colourful bandaid and smiled at Five's annoyed expression. "You okay there?", she asked and wiped her bloody hands on a towel.

"I've had worse.", he said and put on a new uniform.

Nailah took another huge sip of whiskey. They bottle was nearly empty. "Do you always get drunk this early?", Five asked stuffing Delores back into the duffel bag. Nailah shrugged: "Only when I had to save my lovestruck idiot brother." Five rolled his eyes and threw a bloody towel at her. Then he climbed out the window. Nailah contemplated staying at the academy but curiosity got the best of her. She soon followed him and climbed down the fire escape only to find Klaus in the garbage can.

"You know there are easier ways out of the house, buddy?", Klaus asked Five and took a hit from the cigarette. 

"This one involved the least amount of talking. Or so I thought.", Five admitted and glanced up monitoring his tipsy sister balance down the fire escape.

"Hey, hey, hey! You need any more company today? I could you know, clear my schedule.", Klaus offered and took a sip from his flask.

Five eyed him sceptically: "Looks like you've got your hands full."

"Oh this, no!  I can do this whenever. I'm just -", Klaus was interrupted by Nailah jumping down into the garbage and landing pretty much on him.

When they both emerged again giggling Five threw them a disapproving look which only intensified when Nailah took a sip from Klaus' flask. 

​​​​​​​"I'm done funding your drug habit.", Five announced and walked up to a car only to highjack it and drive away. 

​​​​​​​"Maybe I just wanna hang out with my brother. Not you.", Klaus shouted at Five directing the last part at Ben's ghost. Nailah scanned the air on her side and shyly waved. Ben smiled lightly and waved back. "Mi hermano!", Klaus tried again.

​​​​​​​"Alright, I'll keep and eye on him.", Nailah. said climbing out of the garbage can.  She threw Klaus a 20dollar bill made her way to follow the car. Klaus send her a kiss inspecting the money. "I love you!"

As expected Nailah found Five not far away from Maritech Prostetics. She spied at him from the car mirror and as soon as he began talking to Delores she opened the car door.

"What the hell, Nailah!", Five said as she sat down on the passenger's seat without saying a word.

​​​​​​​"No, I'm not drunk. I'm working.", Five said and Nailah looked at him confused. "Who are you talking to?", she asked confused. "Delores?", Five matched her tone. "Right."

"Yes, it's about the eye thing. This is the place it was made. Or will be made. We just have to wait."

Nailah looked from Five to Delores with a disturbed look which Five just ignored. "Oh my god.", Nailah whispered and took a huge sip from the flask she had stolen from Klaus.

In the evening Nailah had gone to get them food. The sun was shining a pretty orange light at the streets and soon Five dozed off.

He was woken up by Luther banging on the car window. Luther opened the door and tried to climb inside hitting his head repeatedly.

"You okay?", Luther asked.

​​​​​​​"You shouldn't be... How did you find me?", Five asked confused.

Luther mentioned to the back seat and when Five looked back he saw Klaus dancing with Delores. "Hey, a little privacy guys. We're really hitting it off back here.", Klaus snarked smelling Dolores' neck. Five threw an empty coffee cup at him making Klaus scream.

"God, how do they keep finding me?", Five asked himself banging his head on the steering wheel.

"Who?"

"Nailah and Klaus. They keep finding me. Have all of you developed some kind of freaky superpower while I was gone or something?"

"Nailah's here?"

"Went to get food.", Five said not looking up from the wheel.

In the same moment Luther's car door was opened and Nailah stood there with two takeaway cups of Chinese noodles. "Get out of my spot, Luther.", she snarled at him. Luther didn't move. Nailah shrugged and just climbed on his lap. Luther closed the door and Nailah handed Five his portion. 

"Everyone get out! You can't be here! I'm in the middle of something.", Five hissed.

"Any luck finding your one-eyed man?", Klaus asked as Nailah began slurping her noodles. Five whispered an exasperated no.

"What's he talking about?", Luther asked.

"Does it matter? It's Klaus.", Nailah commented between bites. 

"What do you want, Luther?"

"Um, so Grace may have something to do with dad's death. So I need you both to come back to the academy, alright? It's important."

"'It's important'. You have no concept of what's important.", Five laughed dryly.

"Hey! Did I ever tell you guys about that time I waxed my asshole with chocolate pudding?", Klaus asked earning an annoyed glance from Five.

"Yes. It was disgusting. Don't do it again, I'm eating.", Nailah snarled stuffing her face with another huge bite of noodles.

Klaus didn't listen: "It was so painful."

"What are you still doing here?", Luther asked and Five threw him out of the car. Luther promptly placed Nailah in the backseat.

"What the hell are you up to, Five?"

"You wouldn't understand."

"Try me. Last time I checked I'm still the leader of this family."

​​​​​​​"Well, last time I checked I'm 28 years older than you.", Five countered and Nailah laughed at the comment.

"You know what your problem is?", Luther asked now clearly annoyed.

"Really hoping you'll tell me."

"You think you're better than us. You always have. Even when we were kids. But the truth is, you're just as messed up as the rest of us. We're all you have. And you know it.", Nailah had finished eating and was staring at her brothers from the backseat.

Five's jaw tensed: "I don't think I'm better than you, Number One. I know I am. I've done unimaginable things, things you couldn't even comprehend."

"Right.", Luther scoffed.

​​​​​​​"Just to come back here and save you all."

At this instance Klaus ran across the busy road holding in his arms a handful of stolen snacks with the shipowner chasing him.

"Hey, bitches!", Klaus shouted running in front of the car and crashing into an old ambulance. Nailah giggled at the sight. 

"Now I'm starting to wonder if that was the wisest decision.", Five said eying the spectacle on the street. 

Luther sighed heavily: "Fine. You coming, Nailah?"

He left the car and before Nailah followed she leaned forward and whispered to Five: "He's right. We're all you have. I recommend you don't screw it up."

​​​​​​​"You really think mom would hurt dad?", Vanya asked after everyone had watched the tape.

"You haven't been home for a really long time, Vanya. Maybe you don't know Grace anymore.", Luther said.

"If he was poisoned it would have shown on the coroner's report.", Diego countered.

​​​​​​​"I don't need a coroner's report to tell me what I can see with my own eyes."

"Maybe all that low gravity in space messed with you vision. Look closer.", Diego commented and let the tape run again. "Dad has a monocle. Mom stands up. Monocle's gone. She wasn't poisoning him she was... taking it. To clean it."

"Then where is it? I've searched the house including all of her things, she doesn't have it.", Luther asked still not convinced.

"That's because I took it from her. After the funeral.", Diego admitted. A murmur went through the siblings.

"You've had the monocle the whole time? What the hell, Diego?", Allison asked clearly angry. 

"Give it to me.", Luther demanded extending a hand.

"I threw it away.", Diego sighed."You what?", Luther shouted and Allison scoffed. 

​​​​​​​"Look I knew that if you found it on mom you would lose your shit, just like you're doing right now.", Diego smiled at Luther proving his point and demonstratively pointed a knife at him.

"Diego, you son of a bitch.", Luther growled and paced towards him only stopping when Nailah placed a hand on his chest and Vanya told them to calm down.

"Look, I know dad wasn't exactly like an open book. But I do remember one thing he said. Mom was designed to be a caretaker but also as a protector. She was programmed to intervene if someone's life was in jeopardy.", Vanya explained.

"Well, if her hardware is degrading then we need to turn her off.", Luther thought out loud. 

​​​​​​​"Whoa, whoa, woah, wait. She's not just a vacuum cleaner you can throw in a closet! She feels things, I've seen it!", Diego shouted.

"She just stood there, Diego, and watched out father die.", Luther reasoned.

"I'm with Luther.", Allison announced circling the edge of her whiskey glass.

Diego scoffed: "Surprise, surprise." 

"Shut up."

Luther and Diego looked at Vanya who began stuttering. ​​​​​​​"Yeah, she shouldn't get a vote.", Diego said.

​​​​​​​"I was gonna say that I agree with you.", Vanya defended herself.

"Okay, she should get a vote. Nailah?"

"Luther and Ally. We can always reprogram her but now it's better to keep her harmless."

"Shit. What about you stoner boy? What do you got?", Diego asked Klaus.

"Oh so now you need my help? 'Get out of the van, Klaus', 'Oh, welcome back to the van'."

"What van?", Allison asked confused.

"What's it gonna be, Klaus?", Luther asked impatiently. 

"I'm with Diego because screw you. And if Ben were here, he'd agree with me.", he said offended then hissed at air next to him.

"So we've got what? 3-3?"

"Vote's not final yet. We have to wait for Five. The whole family has to vote we ow each other that.", Allison said determined and everyone went up to their rooms to wait for Five.

In the evening the two figures that had chased Five and Nailah in the mall quietly entered the academy. "Cha-Cha.", Hazel said motioning at the giant painting of Five hanging in the saloon. "That's out kid, Hazel. Let's go get him."

They began walking the corridors until they stumbled upon Diego in his leather outfit. Metal wished at Cha-Cha and Hazel adjusted their creepy masks and they gun clocked as they fixed on Diego.

"Diego, have you seen... oh shit.", Nailah left her room and saw Cha-Cha and Hazel with their guns pointed at them. As soon astray started shooting Diego and Nailah began running. Diego threw his knifes at the shooters but they just bounced back from the masks.

Diego and Nailah hid in a dent in the walls waiting for the attackers. As soon as they were close enough Diego grabbed Hazel's gun and flipped the man over while Nailah ran towards Cha-Cha. As soon as she realised the woman's gun pointed at Diego she pulled him back to where they had been hiding and the siblings ran towards the saloon.

​​​​​​​"I had him.", Diego growled.

"I know."

Keeping running, Diego and Nailah jumped down the railings and landed on the plush sofas in the saloon. The attackers' bullets followed not soon after and both Diego and Nailah hid behind a decorative desk. The bullets send shards of furniture flying and both covered their heads with their arms. As soon as the series ended they first checked each other then looked at the holes the bullets had drilled into the painting of their father. Nailah grinned at Diego at the sight and he returned a small smile.

"You okay?", he whispered.

"Got hit on the side. Not too bad.", Nailah admitted lifting up her dark red cropped sweater to reveal a rather deep slash from a bullet. 

Suspicious of the silence Diego peaked from behind the desk making the attacker open fire again. "Shit.", Nailah curse covering her head again.

Suddenly the fire stopped and they both heard strained groans. Looking up they saw Luther  throwing punches at the woman and Allison kicking the man's gun away. Suddenly the man got ahold of Allison's neck and began choking her. Diego immediately ran up to him and began hitting him in all the most painful places. Nailah soon joined him jumping on his back and making him turn around. providing the perfect opportunity for Luther to land one of his legendary killer-punches. Luther then grabbed the man by the collar and send him flying right into the table in the entrance area.

"Who the hell are these guys?", Allison asked panting heavily.

"You're welcome.", Luther said to Diego. 

"We were doing fine.", he snapped back.

"Oh, yeah. You really had them...", "You ever heard of a rope-a-dope?", Diego interrupted.

Before they could throw any other insults at each other the woman began firing again. Covering their heads all of the siblings ducked.

"Let's get out of here now. Go!", Luther said guiding Allison away while Nailah and Diego crawled back behind the desk. Luther began turning around to get them bother but Diego stopped him: ​​​​​​​"Luther, go!" Diego screamed and surprisingly the giant actually listened.

"I lost my gun.", the man said while the woman announced she would go after Luther and Allison. The man entered the saloon and opened the weapons cabinet. 

"If he even touches my spear I will end him.", Nailah hissed.

"Oh yeah? Try not losing too much blood then we'll talk.", Diego mocked her glancing above the desk.

The man chose a morningstar and at the same time Vanya's voice echoed through the hall: ​​​​​​​"Guys? Is everyone okay? Hello? Guys?"

"Shit.", Nailah cursed. 

The man swung the Morningstar at Vanya who luckily ducked. Before he could do it again Nailah kicked him in the back of his knee. The man stumbled and Vanya ran away.

The man turned to Nailah who was standing there with fire in her eyes. "Come at me, man. Let's se what you got."

Before he could swing at her Luther's voice caught his attention: ​​​​​​​"Hey, asshole. Go pick someone your own size."

The man looked from Nailah to Luther, decided that she was not worth the trouble and came swinging at Luther. Nailah scoffed offended but rushed to Vanya to help her get behind the bar too safety.

Luther quickly disarmed the man and soon they began throwing each other around. As soon as Nailah was sure Vanya had even a glimpse of safety she rushed to help Luther. Small sparks began flying from her fingertips as she approached the fighting men. Luther body slammed the man into ground and punched him in the bag before stepping on him. 

"Vanya?", Luther asked after seeing Nailah standing with fire now coating her whole palms. 

Suddenly the man rose up and grabbing Luther from behind send him flying to the floor. The man then ran away with Nailah chasing small fire-balls after him most of which blinked out when they hit the walls. Thank god they were fire resistant otherwise the whole academy would have burned down.

Not wasting any time Nailah rushed towards Luther after making sure the man was gone. "Luther!", Allison shouted also rushing to him. 

"Come on, get up.", Nailah said while Allison and Diego helped him up.

"You've gotta cut down on that fast-food, soldier.", Diego commented.

Looking up they saw the woman with a knife cutting the rope holding the chandelier on place. 

"Out of the way!", Luther shouted pushing all of his siblings away from him. Diego hit his head on the wall, Allison slid nearly to the floor and Nailah got another scratch at her already aching wound.

The chandelier came crashing down, crushing Luther under its weight. "Luther!", Allison cried.

Panting Allison and Diego stood up while Nailah leaned on the wall, clutching her side, all of them with terror in there eyes.

Immediately Luther rose up, shaking the chandelier away. The weight of the ornament pulled on his clothing until it ripped. In front of them stood Luther with an incredibly creepy body similar to a gorilla. The hairy, scarred skin glistened with sweat in the moonlight. Nailah gasped. Allison and Vanya just stared. "Holy shit.", Diego muttered. 

Luther's gaze locked into Allison's eyes, searching for anything else than pure shock and horror. But he didn't find anything else. Disappointed he quickly made his way to his room.

"Who were these people?", Vanya asked cleaning the dust off of her with a towel Allison had given her. 

​​​​​​​"I don't know. But we're lucky to be alive.", Allison said handing Nailah a towel as well for her incredibly bloody slashes.

"You sure you're okay?", Nailah asked Vanya from behind gritted teeth.

"We should ask you that.", Allison commented motioning at the blood trickling from Nailah's side. Nailah just waved them off with a grin.

Diego came pacing into the room and threw an emergency kit in Nailah's direction. "Diego?", Allison asked. 

"What are you still doing here?", he asked Vanya with an annoyed expression.

​​​​​​​"I'm just tying to help."

"No, you could've been killed.", Diego shouted at her angrily. "Or gotten any of us killed.", he added in a quieter tone. 

"She is a liability.", he said looking at Allison.

"Allison?", Vanya asked but Allison just looked down.

"I think what he's trying to say is that this kind of stuff is dangerous. Just look at Nailah. You're just...", Allison began explaining.

"Not like you.", Vanya finished with a sad expression then stood up to. gather her things.

"No, that's not what I... Vanya, wait!", Allison began again.

"Let her go.", Nailah said finishing patching up her wound. "it's safer for her.", she added wiping the blood off her hands.

-> The Umbrella Academy Masterlist

[mikeellee]

This makes me think of a meme going around here where Vanya/Viktor is leaving and Five is entering. Found it

Izumi and Cinder's first meeting. "Oi, who are you?" I do applaud Cinder for not be taken by hots upon seeing this villainess. Bussiness first.

She is way more classy in dealing with bk, not that she sugar coated or plays easy it's just BK is a waste of her time and SHE KNOWS IT. Bk can see it and hates it.

Cinder? Oh he is brutal.

I think in this scene Izumi beats him up, using ofa (I explained why Izu has this quirk) almost killing him, which Cinder is impressed but she stops bc time is the essence. "I have better things to do than waste with a worm like you"

Bk is hurt and offended and angry.

Cinder is now curious about her.

Actually @nyc3 I thought about it and well...I had an idea. So I mentioned Izu and cinder trying to steal smth in UA ...in the most heroic villainess...UA is as canon aka a shitty place, except Nezu likes to brag how secure UA (here is a college but it doesn't change much) and ignores and downplays Possum's invasion.

Well, Izumi's crew is needing money as I mentioned before... Momo's relative is in UA to cheer for her dear momo and she has a big diamond necklace...she trust Nezu's words.

(momo in canon is book smart but really dumb in street smart area so I can see momo also thinking the necklace is safer in UA)

Well...Cinder hear this and is tempted.

Cinder wasn't fast enough as Izumi got the necklace first.

Bk is his hateful self. And he tried to pick a fight with cinder, of all people, bc he thinks he is working with "deku" and cues to BK delulu hard...cinder cut that shit down (metaphorically)

Izu just look at BK as if he is nothing. A big waste of her time ...and this anger him so much.

"I will kill you, eventually. Right now I have more important things"

This destroys BK so much.

Cinder could toss a tsunami at him and...bk would still be hurt butt at this line.

And cinder, with his cool mask, is super curious about this bunny villain.

They complete eclipsed Possum's invasion and any event UA was hosting.

Momo's relative: oh no☹️ my necklace

Momo: don't worry. I can make a new one for you.

(Izumi really loves steal from momo's family. She thinks is completely ethical and is a crime without any victims...she is not wrong)

Kudos for Cinder to no go Sanji at the sight of this mysterious woman and...he wants infos. He is also curious about her quirk that seems to be more than one but that's impossible... right

Cinder:🤔🤔

His line "I'm a man who lives for the thrill" lives in my mind now. Rent free. He is a bold but smart man.

I was wondering...what it he goes to steal smth in UA? Not sure on what he could steal but hey why not? That would be a huge blow to their egos.

Plot twist. Izumi beats him first and she is the one to invade UA and stole SMTH - it was crucial for her plans- BK tried to downplayed so hard but hates how everyone is impressed.

No idea of what he would steal, but if he and Izu converge the same day with the same plan of steal some shit and they're like "wtf are you doing here?".

They almost start fighting but then Bakugou appears and tries to capture them screaming "Die!" as usual, but then Izu and Cider join forces and humilliate BK in public in the U.A grounds. A hard hit for his ego.

That would be also a moment for fall into a spiral of love and horniness for our thiefs.

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Diego, five, klaus and vanya’s reactions when they walk in on their s/o changing?

Separately, ofc :)

hi!! hope you love it!!

warnings: nudity, five being a conspirator, klaus being lovely

HEADCANONS FOR THE SIBLINGS WALKING IN ON THEIR S/Os CHANGING

Diego:

As suave as he can be, he is shy.

Soft, stuttering bby <3

He will try and keep up the cool exterior, but the first thing he does is throw his hand over his eyes.

“Nice ass.”

“Diego, with your hand covering your eyes, you can’t see it. Get out.”

You never let him live it down.

Klaus:

“ooooOOOOOH! Loving the nude look on you!”

“KLAUS, GET OUT!”

He got out, don’t worry.

He is just so insensitive to a lot of things that people are sensitive to.

So… yeah.

He’ll keep reminding you, though so be prepared for that.

Five:

“JESUS!”

“FIVE, I KEEP TELLING YOU THERE’S A DOOR FOR A FUCKING REASON!”

He’s convinced you did it on purpose.

Absolutely, completely, positively set on the notion that you stood there to prove a point.

“Five, for the last time: I have better things to do with my time than to stand there waiting for you to jump into my bedroom to say hello just so I could yell at you about using the door… But you will be using it from now on, right?”

“What? After all that: standing there on purpose? No. No, I don’t think I will.”

He didn’t.

You were actually considering doing it again.

Vanya:

*stands there utterly speechless*

“VEE!”

Oh, well that woke her up, thank you.

“Oh, my god, I’m so sorry!”

Her hand flew up to her eyes and she closed the door sprinting away from it like she just witnessed a crime scene

Not to say she didn’t like what she saw

You two never spoke of it again.

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Home | F.H

Paring: Five Hargreeves X Fem!Reader

Summary: Five goes through everything with his best friend, and when they return with the announcement of their marriage his siblings are appalled. 

Request: “I can request a FiveXreader where the reader is loving, sweet and naive, Five's best friend but the reader has no powers (You can invent a way how they became best friends and they are in love with each other, cliché but I love) One day the reader was sitting in front of the Umbrella Academy and saw Five leave in a hurry (The scene that he will travel in time) In this the reader does not abandon Five and decides to travel in time with him, they end up trapped in the apocalylipse, can you make them stay together?  (Like married I don't know) And also the scene where they go back to 2019? Sorry, if this so bored”

Five couldn’t believe his eyes. After a failed mission, he and his siblings decided to sneak out. Klaus had spotted a park on the way home, and that’s where they went. For the first time in years, they felt like kids again. They were all ten years old and had never experienced a playground before. Allison had never laughed as much, and Diego seemed to finally forget his insecurities while swinging from monkey bars. 

Even on occasion, Luther would help Ben cross the monkey bars. Vanya was finally included, and Klaus had never seemed so carefree in his life. But Five had his eyes on someone else. She sat at one of the navy blue tables, quite a ways away from the playground, watching the siblings with a soft smile on her face. A notebook was in front of her while she twirled a pencil in her hand. 

Curiosity killed the cat. Five was too intrigued not to sit with her. So despite this probably being the only time he could experience a playground, he sat in front of her, obscuring her vision from his other six siblings. Her eyes met green ones; they looked evergreen in the dark of the night. His hair almost looked black, but she knew it had to be dark brown. 

“Good evening.” Her voice, it sounded like heaven to him, “Evening.”

It felt awkward, and the silence could’ve been cut with a knife, “My names Y/n.”

“Five.”

“Five? That’s unique.” Y/n complimented, and his cheeks flushed, “Thanks….” 

Her vision went back to the other kids, “You’d think they’ve never seen a playground before.”

“They haven’t.” Five stated, looking at his siblings, “Our father is strict, so we snook out to come here.”

“I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to come off as rude-“

“You didn’t.” Five smiled, looking at her e/c eyes. 

Since then, Five would sneak out a lot more. His power was a fantastic tool. When he and his siblings began to sneak out more, Five always invited her. Klaus, Diego, and Vanya seemed taken with her. Y/n was always so kind and sweet. Her laugh radiated, and it made everyone around her smile. It was like she was Aphrodite, and he was Ares. 

After becoming friends with the academy kids, Y/n had a habit of sitting outside the academy. She usually sat on the edge of the sidewalk with her notebook on her lap, pencil in hand. Five couldn’t remember a time when her hand wasn’t covered in graphite or ink from drawing. He adored it, though, because it was so her. It made him stare at his black pens, aimlessly smiling, knowing that she probably had the same color ink on her hand. 

Becoming friends with Five meant knowing his ambition. Five Hargreeves was driven by his goals and wanted to do them regardless of the consequence. So Y/n knew about his dream to time travel despite his father's wishes. On a gloomy day, Y/n sat on the sidewalk. The only thing drawing her from her daydream was the slam of a gate. 

“Five!”

He didn’t turn, “Five!”

Y/n grabbed his arm, “What’re you doing?”

“I’m- I’m going to time travel.” Five stated with that daze in his eyes, “And you need to stay here.”

“No! I’m not letting you go alone!” Y/n exclaimed incredulously, “Y/n, please.” Five pleaded. 

She shook her head, “Absolutely not. Either we go together, or we stay here together.”

“Fine.” Five reluctantly agreed, holding out his hand for her. 

Hesitantly Y/n slid her fingers through his. They were intertwining their hands together. Five was so focused on time-traveling correctly that he didn’t notice the pink flush on his best friend's face. But he did it, once and twice—finally a third time. Smoke clouded the area, and fire could be seen for miles. 

Y/n dropped his hand and covered her mouth. Five circled in his spot in shock. He felt nauseous and queasy. He couldn’t believe that he let this happen. He shouldn’t have pushed himself. They were stuck. Fucking hell, they were stuck, and he couldn’t do anything. Y/n ran back to the academy, and Five followed her. The h/c haired girl stared at what used to be the Umbrella Academy. Now in ruins. Five dropped to his knees, tears collecting in his eyes. 

“It’s- it’s gone….” 

Y/n hugged him tightly, “It’s okay, we’re going to be okay.”

“I’m gonna- I’m gonna be-“ 

Five didn’t get to finish his sentence. He pushed her away and threw up to the side. When he finished, Y/n took her jacket sleeve and wiped it around his mouth—gently combing his hair from his face. Y/n had never seen Five look so drained. Seeing her in front of him, taking care of him made him break. Five broke into sobs holding onto her like a lifeline. Y/n rubbed his back and held him just as tightly. 

“I’m here, Five. I’ll keep you safe.”

Being thirteen in an apocalypse seems like a death sentence, but when you grow up the way Five did, it’s more bearable. The first few months were awful. Searching for shelter, food, clothes. It was downright hell, but they made it through. On cold nights Five would hold her close to his chest, and on hot nights Y/n would always manage to get him cold water. 

Years passed, and their friendship turned into a relationship. They needed each other to survive, and they just needed each other. Five couldn’t be more grateful that she insisted on coming. He couldn’t imagine doing this alone. But now, he had his girlfriend leaning her head on his shoulder while watching the fire. His arm wrapped around her shoulder, leaving occasional kisses on her temple. 

“I couldn’t imagine this world without you.” Five confessed, “I couldn’t imagine my life without you.” Y/n challenged. 

He smirked, “Oh, really?” 

“Don’t let it go to your head, smartass.” Y/n snorted, “Too late, it’s already there, my love.” Five retorted. 

She kissed his cheek, “Love you.”

“Love you too, darling.” 

Five years later. They were twenty-five, and he wanted to make it official. It was a rather cold day wherever they were, and Five was holding her closer than ever. Y/n was shivering on the old mattress they had found. She was constantly snuggling closer to Five’s chest. They laid facing each other, and Y/n’s head was tucked under his chin. Five’s hand ran through her long hair - after being unable to cut it - soothing her nerves. 

“Marry me.”

“What?”

“I want you - Y/n - to marry me.” Five repeated, looking down at her.

Her teeth chattered, “Are you sure?”

“It’s not like there’s anyone else to choose from.”

Y/n glared playfully, and Five chuckled, “Asshole.”

“So, what do you say? Make me the happiest man on earth and marry me?”

“I say that if my fiancé doesn’t stop being an asshole, then I won't marry him.” Y/n retorted jokingly, “I love you too, pretty girl.” Five replied, smiling softly. 

He kissed her forehead and allowed her to muzzle closer into him. Gently he pulled the two plain rings he found. They were battered, of course, and the gold was dirty, but that didn’t matter. Five slipped the ring on her finger and his. Y/n placed a gentle kiss on his lips that he gladly returned. Sweet, soft, passionate, and full of love. A description of how she was. 

“Love you.”

“Love you too.” Five replied, “Now get some sleep.” 

Y/n was about to fall asleep when she heard Five mutter one last thing, “Y/n Hargreeves.”

29 years. 348 months. 1512 weeks. 10,585 days. Until a woman showed up in their shelter, offering them both a job. Five could remember pushing Y/n behind him defensively. The last thing he wanted was for her to get hurt in any interaction he had. The woman offered them a way home. Five turned to his wife, and she saw it. For the first time in forty-five years, she saw it. Hope. 

Y/n took Five’s hand in his, squeezing it gently. The softest smile crossed his features before agreeing with the woman’s offer where both of them became assassins—partners in crime. Nothing turned Five on more than seeing his wife fend for herself, and god, was she good at it. Y/n was so naive and innocent when she was ten. But now? At the age of fifty-six, she wasn’t that girl anymore. 

But when they reached the age of fifty-eight, Five finally found out the correct equation. They were at their last mission, make sure John F. Kennedy gets shot and everything goes to plan, but Five had different ideas. Taking Vanya’s book from his suitcase, he looked over the equations one last time. They were going back; Five would go home today. 

“Y/n.”

“Yes, love?”

Five sighed, “Are you ready?”

“Ready for what?”

“To go home.” 

Y/n’s smile was blissful; Five could’ve fainted on the spot, “Home?! Like- Like-“

“Home.” Five answered to his overjoyed wife. 

Y/n kissed him more passionately than ever. Five could feel her gratefulness in her kiss. His hands placed themselves on her waist, and hers were around his neck. God Five never wanted to forget this feeling. The feeling of his wife in his arms, kissing him as she would never get enough. When they pulled apart, Five opened the portal. Gripping her hand, they jumped through and landed on the leaf-filled ground in the icy rain. 

“Does anyone else see Little Number Five and Little Y/n, or is that just me?“ Klaus asked, not trusting his eyes; maybe it was an illusion from the drugs. 

Five and Y/n stood up. The first thing Y/n noticed was the ring on her finger was too big now. But Five looked down at the suit he had been wearing previously. The blazer now reached his knees instead of his waist, and Y/n’s shirt was hanging off one of her shoulders. Five and Y/n looked at each other. They were thirteen all over again. 

“Shit.” 

He grabbed Y/n’s hand and dragged her into the academy. Y/n had only been in the academy a handful of times before, and she usually was only allowed in Five’s room because she wasn’t supposed to be there in the first place. His siblings followed aimlessly and took their spots at the table. 

“What’s the date? The exact date.” Five inquired, grabbing different things around the kitchen. 

“The 24th.”

“Of what?”

“March.”

“Good.”

Y/n took place beside him as Five began making a peanut butter marshmallow sandwich. The same snack he used to love as a kid. Y/n could remember him trying to eat it back at their apartment the commission provided them but complained it was too sweet. It seems that being in his teenage body again made him crave the sweetness of the snack. 

“So, are we gonna talk about just what happened?” Luther questioned, but no one answered, “It’s been 17 years.”

Five scoffed, “It’s been a lot longer than that.”

The same big spatial jumped behind Luther as he began to take marshmallows from the cabinet, “I haven’t missed that.” Luther murmured. 

“Where’d you two go?” Diego asked. 

“The future.” Y/n answered politely, “It’s shit, by the way.” Five added spatial jumping beside her again and gently kissing her cheek. 

The siblings stared in shock at Five’s sudden act of affection; Five could feel their eyes on him, “What?”

“You just kissed her.” Allison stated, “And?”

Allison didn’t say anything, “Is it a crime for me to kiss my wife or something?” Five asked agitatedly. 

“Wife?!”

“Yes, wife.” Five sighed. 

“Called it!” Klaus exclaimed. 

“I should’ve listened to the old man. You know, jumping through space is one thing.” Five began as he looked through the fridge, “Jumping through time is a toss of the dice.” 

He came back with peanut butter in his hand at the front of the table, his wife beside him; he took in the appearance of his siblings, “Nice dress.”

“Oh, well, Danke!” Klaus smiled. 

“Wait, how did you two get back?” Vanya questioned. 

“In the end, I had to project our consciousnesses forward into a suspended quantum state version of ourselves that exists across every possible instance of time.” 

Diego couldn’t wrap his head around it, “That makes no sense.”

Five went to remark, but Y/n cut him off, “It doesn’t have to. All that matters is that we’re back.”

“How long were you two there?” Luther queried, “Forty-Five years. Give or take.”

Everyone looked at the two teens in disbelief, “So what are you saying? That you’re 58?”

“Well, not exactly. Our consciences are 58, but it appears that our bodies are back to 13.” Y/n answered. 

“Wait, how does that even work?”

“It seems that Five might’ve gotten the equations wrong.” Y/n replied, and Five glared at her, “I’m not mad! I’m just happy we’re home. Appearance be damned.”

Five took notice of the newspaper in front of Y/n, “Guess I missed the funeral.”

“How’d you even know about that?” Luther inquired, “What part of the future do you not understand?” Five retorted. 

“Heart failure?” Y/n asked, “Yeah/No.” Luther and Diego contradicted. 

Five clicked his tongue, “Nice to see nothings changed.”

The teenage boy began to walk away, “Uh, that’s it? That’s all you have to say?” Allison questioned.

“What else is there to say? It’s the circle of life.”

Vanya was the first to get up and hug Y/n, “I’m glad you’re home.”

“Me too, Vanny. Me too.”

[fqolinlove]

જ⁀➴ I Heard A Rumor.

╰┈ BEWARE OF .. violence, swearing, bad writing, blood (lots of it)

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Y/N finds herself waking up from a nap, seeing it light out and no longer raining. The car was stuck in the middle of a traffic jam outside a restaurant. Y/N looks over to see Allison, who spots something while in the car and gets out to take a closer look. She puts sunglasses on, Y/N quickly gets out of the car and walks with her sister up to the restaurant. They find Vanya’s scarf hanging from a signpost. 

“Vanya.” They shared a look and then nodded, walking away from the sign and crossing the bright yellow police tape blocking off a crime scene.

“Hey. Pardon me, ma’am. Hey, I gotta ask you to stay behind the lines, there. We had an accident here last night.” A cop called out. Allison doesn’t make to move, stunned.

“A-- What kind of accident?”

The cop approaches them and starts to sweep them back behind the police tape. “Ma'am. The line, please.” Allison reaches for Y/N’s arm and hurriedly gets back behind the line.

“Okay. Yes. Sorry.”

“Got a lot of stuff on the ground, okay? To be wary of.”

“What happened?” Y/N asked, eyeing the scene.

“We're trying to figure that out. As soon as we do, you'll be able to read it in the newspaper along with everybody else. So, have a nice day.” He dismissed. He turns around and begins to walk away, and Allison removes her sunglasses.

“Look, officer, if there is any way--” The cop turns around and his face lights up in recognition.

“Holy shit!” His tone startles both girls. “You're Allison Hargreeves right? I saw you on TV two nights ago in that Sandra Bullock movie about the underpaid teachers that rob a bank.”

“Yeah. That's me.” She chuckles awkwardly.

“Oh! Wow. Hey. If I'm being honest -- my wife and I, we prefer you in the romantic comedies. The ‘Love on Loan’ trilogy. Ouf! We can't get enough.” He laughs quietly. Y/N looks between the two, an unamused face on. 

The cop’s radio beeps and a voice comes through. “Copy, Cheddar?” The cop, Cheddar, grabs his radio, straightening his posture a little. He miles pleasantly at Allison. “Yeah, what do you got, Fred?”

“Hospital called. Perp from last night just regained consciousness.” Y/N’s eyes light up.

“Copy. I'll be right over.” Cheddar sighs and laughs lightly in disbelief. He shakes his head at Allison. “Allison freakin' Hargreeves. Wow. Ah, my wife's not gonna believe it.” The two stare at each other for a moment, awkwardly. Y/N felt so out of place, she wanted to run away. “Anyway, I-- I gotta go. Um - Work stuff.”

“Yeah, of course. Sorry.” Cheddar crosses the police line onto the girls’ side and starts to walk towards his police cruiser. Y/N could see the wheels in Allison’s mind spinning.

“Actually, that's why I'm here! I'm... I'm researching a role. A law enforcement role.” Cheddar looks at her skeptical. 

“In Jackpine Cove? We haven't had a murder here in years.”

“Oh, uh it's about, um a small-town cop who takes down a drug cartel.” Cheddar tips his head. It looks like he likes the sound of that. Y/N senses an opening.

“In fact, maybe we could tag along while you conduct some official police business? I promise we won't get in the way. I just, I think you could really, um help me develop my character, if I could live a day in the life, you know.”

“We?” The cop questions. Allison points to Y/N. 

“This is my sister, she’s helping me remember my lines.” Y/N smiles sweetly, nodding with her sisters words. The cop shrugs.

“Day in the life, huh? Eh Come on. Follow me.” Cheddar beckons and the girls share a small victory smirk before following, Allison puts her sunglasses back on. Game time.

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“Mr. Luntz? Mr. Luntz, can you hear me?” Mr. Luntz groans.

“Who, um Who are you?”

“I'm Sergeant Cheddar, and this is--” He looks to Allison and Y/N who stand there with him, hands in their pockets. “These are my associates. Just have a couple of questions for you.”

“Am I in trouble?”

Cheddar shakes his head. “No trouble, nothin' like that. I just I wanted to ask you about the accident in the Bearskin Tavern parking lot last night.”

“You're a cop. You gotta protect me no matter what, right?” Weird.

“It's my sworn duty.” Luntz hesitates and sighs.

“It was no accident.”

“What do you mean?”

“This guy hired us to start a fight.” Realization crosses Allison’s face. Y/N watches as she uncrosses her arms and begins to approach the hospital bed, slowly. Listening to the man. “He wanted us to rough him up in front of his girlfriend. He paid real good, up front. We got drunk. Took it a little too far. Started to hassle the girl, too.” Y/N’s face hardens. She knows exactly who the woman was.

“And then, all hell broke loose.”

“The guy who paid you, what did he look like? Brown hair, light scruff, slight build?” Allison questioned. 

“Yeah. Yeah, that's him.”

Cheddar looks between them, brow furrowing. He starts waving his hand a little, suddenly understanding there’s more to this than he thought. “Well, that's a-- a really good guess--”

Y/N presses on, reaching in Allison’s pocket to hold up a picture of Vanya. “Is this the girlfriend?”

“Hey, uh Just, um Just a moment.” Cheddar moves around the bed and starts to shoo them away. He pulls the curtain closed between them and Luntz. The cop lowers his voice and gives Y/N a stern look. “Hey, by any chance, is your sister’s movie called Small Town Cop Falls for Hollywood Superstar's Bullshit?”

“We’re sorry for misleading you.” Y/N says, not really sorry.

“I believe the word would be "lying”.”

Y/N sighs. “Then we’re sorry we lied. But we didn't know how else to get answers. She holds up the picture of Vanya. “This is our sister. And we think the guy that put him in this hospital has her. We have to find her.” She said with pleading eyes.

“I could get fired for just bringing you down here with me.” The cop looked between the two.

“Please.” Allison begged. “I think she's in trouble. We need your help.” Cheddar sighs and pulls the curtain, addressing Luntz. “Answer the lady's question. Is this the girlfriend?” A nurse arrives and gives the three a look.

“Sorry, but the doctor's ordered more tests. You're gonna have to ask him questions later.” Allison storms out of the hospital room in a huff and the cop follows. Y/N lingered behind for a moment, looking at the guy.

“Miss?” She nodded, following the other two out of the room.

-

“Hey, Dale?” The nurse calls to the cop.

“Yup?”

“Have you seen Mr. Luntz?” 

“No, why?”

“I took him to X-ray, and then he disappeared.” Y/N gave the nurse a confused look.

“You better let security know. I'll call it in.” The nurse mumbles a ‘yeah’ and starts to walk away before Allison stops her.

“Oh, wait, one more thing.” She opens the photo Y/N gave to her. “Do you recognize this woman?”

“Mhm. She left with Mr. Peabody this morning.” The nurse nodded.

“Wait, this morning? They must've been here when we stopped by the cabin.”

“Maybe they went back there.” Y/N said, starting to walk away. “Let’s go get our sister.”

“Whoa, hold on.” The cop stopped them from moving. “We got a missing vic, and this guy might be dangerous. I need you to stay here.” The cop walked away.

Y/N scoffed. “Yeah right.” She smirked at Allison as they walked out of the hospital.  :･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡･ﾟ✧:･.:

The two walked up the stairs of the cabin, hearing a violin being played softly from the inside and the wind blew harder. “Vanya? Is that you?” Allison called, opening the door. “Vanya, there you are. What is going on?”

Vanya turned and lowered the violin. “What are you guys doing here?”

“We came to find you. Are you okay?”

“Yeah.”

“There's something weird going on. What's causing it?” Allison asks.

“Me.” Vanya answers plainly.

“What do you mean, "me"?” Number Two asks confused.

“I mean I made those things happen. With my powers. Turns out I've had them all this time. It's weird, huh?” Allison gasps. 

“It's in-It's incredible.”

“But?”

“Hey, Vans? Can we do this in the car?” Y/N asked eyes roaming over the inside of the cabin. Her heels bouncing off the floor. 

“Why?”

Y/N sighs. “You're not gonna want to hear it.”

“Well, that's never stopped you before.” 

“Excuse me?” Vanya was never mean to Y/N. She was so, so sweet to everyone.

Allison sighs, taking over. She knew if Vanya said anything else to Y/N it would set her off. “Leonard Peabody? His real name is Harold Jenkins.” She paused, stepping closer to Vanya. Remember when I couldn't find anything in the library on Leonard? It's because Leonard Peabody doesn't exist. Harold Jenkins does. He was in prison for 12 years. He murdered his father when he was 13.”

“This is insane. His dad was an engineer-”

“I have the police report in the car, Vanya. I can show you.” Allison pressed on.

Vanya shakes her head. “I don't-I don't understand.”

“Leonard, Harold, I-I know it doesn't make any sense, and I know it sounds crazy, but we were in his house. He has pictures of all of us with our eyes gouged out.”

“Wh-What?”

“Vanya, I-I promise we will tell you everything in the car, but it is not safe.” Y/N reaches for Vanya’s hand before she pulls it back.

“No, stop.” Vanya sits on the couch. Y/N crouches beside her and sighs, she was getting worked up.

“Look, I can't imagine how hard it is for you to hear this or how you feel right now, but I love you, we love you, and we just wanna be here for you, as your sisters.” Y/N places her hands on Vanya’s knees.

“There's just no way. I love him. This just doesn't make any sense. And this power I-I don't know. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what to do.” Vanya sniffles. 

Allison looks down to the ground, ashamed. “I understand now. When we were four, Dad told us you were sick. You had to be isolated. We were so young. None of us knew to question it. But then he asked me to do something I never understood until now. ‘I heard a rumor, you think you're just ordinary.’ He made me an accomplice.”

Y/N’s eyes were wide at her words. Vanya blinked. “You did this to me?”

“I-I-I didn't realize.”

“You knew this whole time? That I had powers? Vanya stood up in a fit of anger, making Y/N stumble back from the force.

“No, no! I didn't really understand until I came today, until I saw it.” Allison explained, standing up to face Vanya.

“Well, now it all makes sense. This is why you never wanted me around.”

“What? No!” Number Three yelled back. 

“You couldn't risk me threatening your place in the house, your-your dominance.” Vanya was now crying, her voice wavering as she got mad.

“That is not true!”

“You couldn't handle the fact that Dad might find me special.”

“You are special, Vanya, with or without powers.” Y/N slowly crept forward, her voice soft. She felt like if she spoke any louder, Vanya or herself would break.

“Don't-Don't say that!” Vanya’s yelling made Y/N jump in her spot and stop walking. 

“We have a chance to start over.”

“You destroyed my life!” She was yelling now, failing her arms around to show how angry she was. 

“Oh, please, Vanya. Everything is out in the open. We can move on!” Allison pleaded. 

“Oh, I'm moving on. But not with you, with Leonard.”

“With Harold, you mean.”

“With Leonard! The only person who has ever loved me for me.” 

Allison laughs quietly to herself. “Look me in the eye and tell me you're not threatened now.” The chimes inside the cabin rung together and the wind picked up.

“Guys, please. Let’s not argue.” Y/N took a shallow breath, trying not to work up Vanya or Allison anymore. She stood in between the two.

“Then go!” Vanya yelled.

“We’re only trying to help you.”

“I don't want your help!”

“Vanya, we love you!” 

“Stop saying that!” With her yell, every object in the cabin started to sway and the wind picked up from inside, even with all the doors and windows shut.

“Are you-Are you okay?” 

“I said go!” Vanya was screaming at the top of her lungs, her scream making the glass on the chandelier pop. Y/N ducks, being underneath of it and Allison yelps.

“Please don't make me do this.” Allison gasps. 

“Allison, no!”

“I heard a rumor-” It happened so fast. Vanya’s hand that held her violin bow stuck out, slicing across Allison’s throat and the side of Y/N’s arm. It felt like time slowed down and Y/N watched her sister choke on her blood as the open gash on her neck dripped with crimson. A terrified scream left her lips. 

“Allison!” Both Y/N and Vanya ran over to her as she gripped her neck for dear life, eyes wide with fear. Vanya wails.

“No! No! Allison!” Allison drops to the ground, gasping for air. Neither girl knew what to do in that moment, both clutching onto their sister and screaming,

“Vanya, wait-” A new voice came. It was Harold.

“I didn't mean to!” Vanya screams to Y/N. “I didn't I didn't mean to. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I-”  Y/N couldn’t hear anything else other than Allison’s grasps on choked air as one of her hands bunched Y/N’s blouse. She had part of Y/N’s skin but she didn’t care, using her own hand to hold it over the wound to stop the bleeding, but it did nothing. Allison was loosing too much blood, and she couldn’t do anything but watch.

It was only a few seconds later when Y/N noticed it got quiet. She looked around, Vanya was no where in sight. Number Eight looked down and started to panic when Allison’s grip loosened on her blouse.

“No, no, no, no, Allison! Alli, stay with me, come on!” She cried. Her shirt, hands, and shoulder were covered in blood, both hers and her sisters. Her face red and puffy from the salty tears dripping down. Y/N took off her blouse, wrapping it around the woman’s neck in hopes of adding pressure to slow the bleeding more. Allison already looked dead.

The door slammed open, Y/N didn’t even turn around. Luther’s voice rang through her ears as he came to cradle Allison’s limp body in his arms. Y/N stood and backed away, hands shaking as she stared, breaths uneven.

“Y/N, hey. Y/N.” She was scared to move her eyes from Allison, scared if she did she would be gone. Diego titled her chin towards his head, making her look at him. He looked down at her hands that were flat in front of her, still shaking, drops of blood falling off them and onto the pale carpet.

Five walked in, staring at Allison’s body before he heard a muffled cry. His head snapped to his left, seeing Diego holding Y/N by her cheeks, fresh tears spilling from her eyes. He all but ran over, his heart dropping at the sight of her.

“I’m sorry!” She sniffled, eyes looking between Five, Diego and Allison. “I’m sorry, i-it happened so quick I-” Both males eyes trailed to her shoulder when she winced, seeing the gash on it. “Fuck!” Five carefully pulled her into his embrace, letting her head rest on his chest as Luther carried Allison out to the car as careful but quick as he could. 

Five kissed the top of Y/N’s head, leading her out of the blood smelled cabin and into the car he came in. His heart hammered in his chest at her sniffles and deep breaths to calm down. His urge to protect the girl rose at that moment, and he always stuck to a mission.

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[27-umbrellas]

Vanya: Can you do me a favour?

Kluas: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked to

Vanya: Can you wash the dishes?

Klaus: No.

[sunflowersand-bees]

me watching tua

@forevereternally-janedoe here's ur update!

i finished the first ep yesterday and my thoughts were: holy fuck i love klaus, five is such a smartass but I'm living for it, i dont like this allison x her older bro whose name i forgot thing they're pushing, allison is so pretty, im so glad their father is dead, i knew diego would be the most likely to have killed him, i feel so bad for vanya, it's so sad that klaus is still talking to his brother, i feel like he's probably a little bit insane and who can blame him, oh shit the world's gonna end.

starting ep 2: i wonder if any of the kids ever found out their mother was a robot. definitely not diego, he's a real Mama's boy (oof).

ew no you're adopted siblings, omfg klaus lmfao.

i mean the old man isn't exactly wrong. five was only 13, even though he's been through a lot as a 13 year old. i wonder if any part of him regrets the jump. so does five just not have any other name? oh holy shit this is a sick sequence, the transitions, the music, yes. why do vanya and five seem to be the closest? are his other sibs jealous? or are they just closer on an intellectual level?

oh shit that is a fucking eyeball? a glass one, obvs, but why?? and he left. of course.

damn those masks are some fnaf bullshit or smth. him putting away that case is gonna come back to bite those two in the ass.

this detective is a fucking badass i love her don't date diego you're above him.

love hazel just eatin the ice cream like a crime scene is a movie.

yeah, claire should meet you, /as her uncle/. YES FUCK SHE SAID THE "U" WORD.

holy shit i knew i loved ben. his and klaus' interactions >>>>

is five ever gonna learn that he's bound by his appearance? who was five stabbing in 1938? oh god i knew i would love klaus as five's dad holy shit. klaus canon bisexual fuck yeah i called it.

leonard boy get out vanya is aroace bc i said so.

please fucking tell me five did not fall in love with a mannequin and it's just a placeholder omfg.

oh fuck why was luther holding someone's ripped out eye and i just wanna hug five y'all know he fucking needs it after finding all his siblings' dead bodies.

god I love the soundtrack for this show. what a great episode

[jellybeanium124]

WIP Wednesday! Thanks @in-a-slanted-outhouse for the tag 💖

Here’s the beginning of my WIP where Diego gets sent to Salem, Massachusetts in 1692 after the s1 apocalypse instead of Dallas in ‘63.

TW: Violence

Diego was ejected from Five’s time bubble and landed perfectly on the ground. Almost out of instinct he grabbed a knife and looked around, taking in his surroundings. He was in a lightly wooded forest. The weather was mild and he couldn’t see any man-made things. This was, of course, worrying. Had Five dropped him off 10,000 years ago or two? Either way, his primary objectives were the same: water, shelter, food. He started walking, hoping to find a river or a store that sold water bottles. He wasn’t thirsty yet, but he would be eventually. He walked up over to the top of a nearby hill to get a good vantage point, and what he saw below helped narrow down where he was.

Farms, loads of farms, and maybe a mile off, an old-timey looking town. Diego wasn’t exactly a history buff, but based on pictures he’d seen and generic knowledge of the past, he figured he was probably somewhere between 1500 and 1800. He’d have to go down and talk to the people to find out. Seeing their clothes and if they spoke English would narrow it down a lot more. Diego began to trek down the hill (it wasn’t a very steep incline or particularly difficult; he’d climbed much worse mountains as a kid).

As he got closer, a scene began to unfold. Someone was very quickly grabbing tomatoes from the farm Diego was approaching, and a woman in almost pilgrim-looking clothing ran out of the house on the farm and was waving a rolling pin and yelling at the man. Diego looked back and forth at the situation, and then realized that the man was stealing the lady’s tomatoes! He instinctively whipped a knife at the thief which curved and pinned him to the ground. Diego then ran over, grabbed the man and cuffed him.

“Who are ye??” the man cried out. “What are ye doing??”

“I’m Diego. I just stopped you from committing a crime.”

The man looked at him with confusion and disdain, and his nose wrinkled a little. Diego saw that the man’s teeth looked awful. Wherever he was, it was before dentists. The man spoke modern English though, so he couldn’t be that far in the past. The accent sounded kind of American, too.

He looked up and around, hoping to see the woman and proudly proclaim that he saved her tomatoes, but the woman was running in the other direction.

“Are ye possessed by the devil??” the man asked harshly. Diego was so taken aback that he didn’t know what to say. “Where did ye get this contraption and how did yer knife curve through the air like a bird in flight?”

Diego stammered. “Uh, I… you know what? Not your business! I’m taking you to the police.”

“If ye try to turn me in to Reverend Parris for stealing tomatoes, I’ll be turning you in for witchcraft!”

“Witchcraft!” Diego cried. “Um… is this, by any chance, Salem, Massachusetts?”

“Of course it is you vile witch! Now prepare to face the wrath of God!” the man squirmed out of Diego’s grip and went running off into town. Diego just stood in the tomato field totally dumbfounded. They accused men of being witches too??

And he wasn’t a witch. He gulped, and realized that according to these people, he probably was. He could manipulate the trajectory of anything he threw. Too bad Allison or Klaus or Vanya weren’t here. They’d draw all the attention away from him in a snap (well, Allison could just make this all go away).

Either way, all he had to do now was not use his powers, right? He had always considered himself as having one of the healthiest relationships with their powers out of the family. Unlike Allison, or to a lesser extent, Five, he didn’t rely on them and use them all the time. Unlike Klaus or Ben, he wasn’t scared of them. Unlike Vanya, he never ended the world. In fact… his relationship with his powers was most similar to… Luther. Luther had always relied on their father too much and his powers not enough. Maybe he should’ve relied on them more. When Diego heard the news that his old man had kicked it, a small part of him had hoped that his least favorite brother had realized what a dickhead dad was, come home, and punched his brains out.

[helunar1]

TUA FIC IDEA (2)

Writing this here before I forget.

Really wanting some dark klaus and five fics and ended up dreaming of an AU where Five, working for commission and having a undercover mission to protect a major drug/crime lord somewhere in the early 2010s. The man is meant to play a major role in the timeline, and despite the abhorrent crimes he commits, he must stay alive.

Of these crimes involves sex trafficking/pimping out addicts from the streets.

Five believing this mission would be a quick, easy task. Routine. He's seen and protected horrible people, and he's also killed innocent people. All for the timeline. All to get back home and back to the family.

Unfortunately, while working undercover, he comes across some of the victims. Amongst them was a boy, young - maybe early 20s, he assumes. His skinny lanky frame making him seem small and fragile despite his tall frame. It takes a minute, maybe more, to see the the familiar green eyes, mop of curls that he remembers could never be tamed and the flash of his wrist exposing a tattoo identical to his own.

For a second, Five feels his breath stop along with his heart stop. His eyes wide, and normally quick mind screeching to a halt.

It couldn't be - it - the Handler wouldn't send him somewhere...but oh, she would. She would, and he knows this is some sort of cruel test. Because right there, crouched in the corner, with glazed, red rimmed eyes and marked, bruised skin is his brother.

Klaus.

Fuck.

AU where Five has to make a hard desicion

Spoiler stuff if i ever write this. None of this is edited, im genuinely just dumping ideas on my phone and storing it somewhere I do not forget

Some notes to remember (spoilers??? If i ever write this out)

youngKlaus (early 20s?)

Older Five, fic maybe in all or mostly thru his POV

Five must work undercover to protect the crime lord, acting as a right hand man for the man and needing to uncover who may kill the drug lord. Truly heinous shit involving drugs and sex trafficking.

Five has learnt to compartmentalize, keeping his emotions down despite the cruelty shown before him. Really dark stuff involving the events he witnesses.

Deciding where he wants to find Klaus as theres a bunch of options tho leaning towards being shown thru photos or thru a showcase where he's being sold.

Five knows that this is the Handler's sadistic way of testing his loyalty. He knows it.

He knows he shouldn't meddle. He needs to keep away.

But 45+ years of without his siblings has made the yearning strong. The need to protect. He knows Klaus will be there at the end for whe Five will return. He knows from burying an older version under hot rubble and dirt.

He knows.

But at what cost.

Against better judgement, he ends up talking to him, singling him out while undercover. His yearning to protect becomes stronger, and he knows this is dangerous, that he needs to focus only on the mission, to protect a man he so desperately wants to kill.

He needs to focus.

But he also needs to save his brother.

More stuff i think id want to add:

Five first thinking that Klaus is hallucinating but ends up discovering Ben

Klaus not recognizing Five at first due to the latter being 45+ years old (klaus later making a quip about Five needing a better skin care regime - and yes klaus is still a shit despite everything). Its only until much later that Klaus sees signs and Ben finding out and reporting back to Klaus - this makes things worse for Five when Klaus begs him to help him

Five having to witness the shit being done knowing that his younger brother has gone thru and will go thru the same unless he intervenes. But he cannot without getting on the Commissions radar

Vanyas book not yet written - in the original timeline, klaus escapes a year or so later as he dies (tho unaware) from an overdose and is body discarded as he was presumed dead. The book comes out after. Five doesn't mention the book.

ETA: may write a scene in a sequel of Klaus finding the book in Five's things - and despite the messy equations and writing littering the pages and the general state of the book, goes down a spiral. Five having to comfort Klaus, but unsure how as the book was (is) important for figuring out how the stop the apocolypse, his loyalty to Vanya but also because the book is biased and unfair towards klaus and the other siblings

Scene where Klaus ends up getting killed early due to being assumed as a spy. Lots of guilt and angst as Five blames himself

Spoilers for the end

Five ends up killing the drug lord. Finds Klaus alive - discovering immortality

Commission not happy - more trouble

Five can no longer bear to leave his brother - too much has happened and every part of Five yearns to protect his brother from the world.

Handler intervenes and, despite her taunts and cruelty, tells Five that the Commission will allow Klaus to come back to work alongside Five due to the unforeseen potential in his immortality

Five knows, though he doesnt say, that the Commission now has found a tangible weakness that could be use to manipulate Five. Despite this, he turns to Klaus and grips his hand, unwilling to let go.

Klaus agrees, albeit because he knows he has little choice.

Potential promise from the Commission for help with Klaus' powers

Maybe a prequel cuz i would love to write some bits of missions the two must go on and potentially apocolypse week

Older brother five and younger brother klaus- Would be funny to see, i think, this dynamic when they return back to the timeline with now five physically younger. May make klaus his age that his body was last in or also have the equations mess up and he is also little

Maybe its own one shot fic, maybe in the apocolypse fic -

After the death of the crime lord, many of the victims are set free with the police alerted. The undercover fbi/police that were taking the drug lord down (that Five was meant to protect him from) take down part of the ring and discover the major drug shipment. Along with this, the pictures of the victims that were used to sell them were uncovered through files/dark web

Diego, working on the force at the time, training under a detective to help uncover allies and connection to the ring and locate missing victims and/or where the bodies are being dumped, though the detective notes that most of these victims are addicts and/or prostitutes, easy victims who won't be missed

Diego looking through the files of the victims, locations and of the identified bodies. It's where he discovers pictures of Klaus (similar pictures to the one Five has seen in the first part). He is amongst the unidentified victims.

Cue angst. Klaus has been under the ring for over a year and has left with Five only weeks ago. Diego searching for his brother, only to come up short. Klaus is presumed dead or taken somewhere else. Diego is unsure which is worse

His vigilantism gets worse - he attempts to contact the others but it doesnt work.

At this point, Vanya publishes her book the following year. This leads to Diego to further spiral, dropping out of the police Academy

[aliyah-the-creator]

This is my very first post, so I hope I do good! Please give me some feedback, I would love to hear it.

The Umbrella Academy Life Swap:

The Hargreaves switch lives instead of powers.

• Ben ran away at the age of 13 and got lost in the dimension inside his stomach, the Handler eventually finds him and recruits him to the Commission. He works as a super powered agent that saves his victims from his sadistic partners, Hazel and Cha-Cha. Ben doesn’t come back in a 13 year old body like Five, he’s the same age as his siblings, and Ben does know about the apocalypse and has the eye. And unlike Five, Ben actually tells his siblings about the apocalypse and how he was a super powered assassin that acted as the kidnapper and lookout. When the Hargreaves were 13, Ben had tried to talk to Five out of time traveling because logically, he may not know where he would end up, but Five wouldn’t listen to him and started arguing with him. The fighting got so loud that Vanya and Klaus eventually got pulled into the argument as well and it turned into a fistfight with all 4 of them. All of them ended up with scratches and bruises on their faces, a few chunks of their hair missing, and cleaning the mansion floors and ceilings from top to bottom and every single room without using their powers as a punishment for fighting by Reginald. At 2 am, Ben woke up after a nightmare and felt bad about getting Vanya and Klaus into trouble when they didn’t even started the fight in the first place and tried to go to their rooms to apologize, but he never did because the Horror became restless and angry that it didn’t get anything to eat and wanted to make Ben feel how trapped they felt when Reginald always had them kill people, so Ben’s tentacles grabbed him and opened the portal to their world, which was the apocalypse, and trapped him there for 10 years until the Handler came and recruited him and was never seen after that day again. Because of Ben’s disappearance, Vanya and Klaus blamed Five and his ambition for time travel since it was him who argued with Ben in the first place and Five had never forgotten it. Ben hopes that Klaus and Vanya would forgive Five in time. Ben read Klaus’s book about what happened to his family when he disappeared, he read about Luther running away to Dallas to forget about the Umbrella Academy, about Diego staying at the Academy to keep fighting crime, about Allison’s death and how she’s now mute, how Klaus is trying to get sober and stabling himself, how Five became a professor at a prestigious university and a vigilante, and how Vanya took a dark path into alcoholism.

• Five became a lowly-paid physics professor at community college after he was fired for punching a colleague at prestigious university and he’s also a vigilante, but his fiancé Delores doesn’t like it though. Five met Delores at a professor’s conference in Canada where she was presenting her findings on the science of gems and geodes since she’s a mineralogy professor (someone who teaches the study of rocks and crystals) and where he was discussing the possibility of time travel. Those two immediately hit it off and are now engaged, Five proposed to her by using different types of gems to spell it out. Five uses his powers of teleportation to be a mysterious assassin and hero.

• Klaus is a dancer at a local theater and he has somewhat control over his powers, but if the ghosts get too loud, he smokes cigarettes instead of weed so he wouldn’t be high at a recital. He became friends with Leonard Peabody aka Harold Jenkins when Klaus was 23 after his family abandoned him for writing an auto-biography about him having a power that traumatizes him and what the Umbrella Academy was really like behind the scenes, it’s called “The Ghosts Inside the Umbrella Academy: the life of Klaus Hargreaves”. Harold makes him more isolated by threatening to kill himself and haunting Klaus for the rest of his life if Klaus tries to leave him. Since Klaus never had someone ,besides Ben, care for him and give him a home and food since he was living at a homeless shelter when he met Leonard, Klaus thinks that this type of friendship is normal and doesn’t think twice about it. In his book, Klaus portrays his remaining siblings as people who knew about his drug abuse, but didn’t do anything about it; he portrayed Luther as a hotheaded daddy’s boy who was treated like the Golden child, Diego as a momma’s boy with daddy issues always trying to compete with Luther for everything, Allison as his favorite sister who was taken too soon, who’s death was the final straw that tore apart their family, and who acts as a silent ghost mother since she’s mute (no one believes him that he can see her though), he portrays Five as the cause of Ben’s disappearance and as a heartless gremlin who doesn’t care about his siblings enough to see that his siblings are hurting and have real problems of their own, he portrays Ben as his kind-hearted and favorite brother who was the glue that hold their family together and who’s disappearance drove a wedge between the family, and he portrays Vanya as his ordinary violin playing sister that desperately wanted to belong with their family in any way she could, but turned to alcohol when she learned that her dream of being in the Umbrella Academy was crushed by Reginald and who had the easy life of not being exploited by their father for her powers like he was. Vanya actually confronted him about her portrayal in the book and they said some things that they shouldn’t have, but they eventually forgave each other and Vanya moved in with him and Leonard a month later. Klaus didn’t mind that Vanya and Leonard were dating, but saw a striking difference between Vanya and Leonard’s relationship and Vanya and Sissy’s relationship when Vanya came back from the 60s. With Leonard, Vanya was walking on eggshells and isolated from her brothers and couldn’t be herself around him, but with Sissy, Klaus saw that Vanya was happier and could be herself around Sissy and loves Harlan like her own son. Klaus was the one to kill Leonard with his powers by having Allison choke him to death when he badly hurt Harlan with a gun and tried to drown Sissy.

• Allison dies at the age of 17 when her throat was slit by a serial killer on a mission and now acts like Klaus’s mother by always keeping him sober enough to conjure her and giving him healthy advice, but ultimately going along with almost every crazy idea Klaus has. Since she has a slit throat she can’t talk, but she does sign language instead and like Ben, she ages like Klaus, but still wears the same outfit she was buried in: a yellow and green striped dress with a blue flora printed jacket with red heels and a pair of black leggings. She HATES Leonard Peabody because he’s manipulating Klaus into isolation from their family and she tries to get Klaus out of their toxic friendship, but Klaus always denies Leonard’s abuse. She misses her siblings so much that she’s deeply hurt that she had ignored their problems for so long.

• Diego stayed at the Umbrella Academy because he didn’t know how to be anything else but a hero, he also didn’t want to Mom behind, so he began reading and writing code to free Grace from her restrictive rules that Reginald put on her, but after his accident that had him have scars all over his body and face to the point where he lost his left eye and his face is almost beyond recognition, Diego left the Academy when he realized that there was no point in staying and became a recluse in his good friend, Eudora’s house. Unlike Luther, Diego doesn’t have the monkey body because I just couldn’t see that type of body build on David Castaneda. Diego met Eudora at a local boxing gym, Eudora was impressed Diego’s fight skilled and was shocked to know that he was Diego “The Kraken” Hargreaves because Reginald told the whole world including their city and Luther, Klaus, Five, and Vanya that Diego died in an explosion a year ago when he had his accident. Diego ,of course, was pissed that his own father told everyone and his siblings that he was dead instead of saying that he survived the mission and was just scarred for the rest of his life, but he wasn’t surprised that Reginald did that to keep up his reputation. Him and Eudora immediately became fast friends and roommates at her house since Diego had nowhere to go when he left the Academy 6 months ago and was living at an run-down and moldy apartment. They actually tried dating at one point, but because of their conflicted personalities, they decided to just stay friends and roommates.

• 3 months after Allison’s funeral, Luther ran away to escape his father’s tight gripped and cold stare and the house that reminded him of his lovely yet dead Allison when he was 18 years old. He ended up in Dallas, Texas where he became a famous boxer named King Kong since he’s so huge and muscular, met and married a successful TV salesman named Elliott Gussman, and they adopted an African American baby girl who they named Claire Allison Gussman. Luther decided to take Elliott’s last name ,even though it was Luther who proposed to him, to cut his ties off from the Umbrella Academy and the man who turned 6 children into soldiers and who blamed the death of an innocent 17 year old girl that happened to be his adopted daughter on his 4 sons and 1 daughter instead of the person who killed her in the first place. Luther and Elliott had a happy marriage for 3 years until Klaus’s book came out that exposed the secrets of Luther’s past and made him into a hotheaded bully with daddy issues who followed Reginald around like a eager puppy trying to get a reward and a coward ran away from his problems instead of facing them. Elliott was furious at Luther because when Luther came to Dallas he lied about being from a mob family that did all types of shady businesses and that he ran away because his “family” couldn’t understand and accept him being bisexual instead of telling him truth about his abusive father who raised them to be child soldiers, how his brother Diego would always tried to be better than him to their father’s approval, how his brother Five was too smart for his own good, how he loved his sister Allison more than he should, how he tried to forget about Ben’s disappearance, how he ignored Klaus’s drug abuse, and how he denied Vanya’s problem with alcohol for so long. When Elliott read Klaus’s book about what Luther did and who he was, Elliott immediately started arguing with him about his true identity. Luther tried to deny it, but couldn’t because he loves Elliott too much to even hurt him in a way. Elliott actually threatened to separate from Luther when their arguments gotten too much, but he didn’t and instead drove Luther and him to see a marriage counselor so that they could actually talk to each other instead of just arguing. Luther and Elliott eventually made up, but because of the book, Luther is the one that’s more pissed about it and at Klaus for almost making Elliott lose his marriage to him. Btw, Claire is 6 years old in 2019 and was adopted as a baby in 2013 by the Gussman family when Luther was 24 and Elliott was 30, a year after Klaus’s book was published.

• Vanya was introduced to alcohol at 13 years old when Five and Klaus were drinking 2 cases of beer that Five stole, Klaus persuaded her to take a sip of his beer and she hasn’t stop drinking since. Besides the violin and her pills, alcohol was the thing that defined Vanya and her personality. Vanya thought that no one would care about what happened to her since she was so ordinary and isolated that she dumped all of her pills in the garbage disposal and drinks her problems away. With her new coping mechanism, Vanya’s personality changed from quiet and meek to sarcastic and drunk. Five and Vanya left the Academy for college together, but ended up separated by the time they were 20 because Vanya kept drinking her tutition away. By the age of 22, Vanya ended up being homeless because she got kicked out of her apartment for not paying her rent with the money she used to buy alcohol. She still plays her violin, but only for cash instead of at The Icarus Theatre. She also read Klaus’s book and was upset about her portrayal as his alcoholic sister who had an easy life of being ordinary and never going on missions because she doesn’t have a power that can’t be turned off willingly or that can kill somebody; she cried and drank her misery away for 3 weeks until she confronted Klaus about the book, they both admittedly said things that they regretted, but ended up apologizing to each other in the end. She also meets and dates Leonard like in the show and instead of Allison finding the truth about Leonard, it’s Five and Delores who both tried to convince Klaus and Vanya that Leonard is a snake, but they both denied it. Vanya ends up living with Klaus and Leonard when her and Klaus made up when she’s 23. In my first draft I made it Five and Delores that Vanya ended up rooming with, but I wanted to make Vanya and Klaus isolated further by Leonard manipulating both of them. When the house is attacked by Hazel and Cha-Cha, Vanya is the one that’s kidnapped and tortured by them for 2 days and is rescued by Eudora who arrives with back up this time, but is injured in the spine by Cha-Cha. Vanya takes the briefcase and time travels to October 12, 1963 where she ends up falling in love with a woman named Sissy Cooper, a widowed housewife who accidentally ran Vanya over with her car, and becoming a nanny/second mother to Sissy’s 5 year old autistic son named Harlan. Vanya stayed with them until 1966 when a neighbor reported their “unholy” relationship to the police, so to keep them safe Vanya used the briefcase to go back to 2019 with Sissy and Harlan.

—When Vanya gets back to 2019 with Sissy and Harlan, no one believes her story except for Klaus, who promises to her relationship with Sissy a secret from Leonard, and Ben, who was the only one that was worried about her whereabouts in the first place besides Klaus. Vanya tries to become sober for the sake of Harlan not being afraid of her when she gets drunk and for Sissy and her’s relationship since her late husband was an abusive alcoholic, instead of conjuring the one she loves’s ghost like Klaus did in the show. When Vanya was dating Leonard, he would constantly have her and Klaus practice their music and dance at 12am-6am to train them more and if one of them mess up, he’ll have them locked up in a dark and tiny closet with only one dimly lit lightbulb and they would have to balance on a stool on one leg for the duration of their training. Leonard would also take his anger out on Klaus and Vanya if he had a bad day at his shop, which would leave Klaus with bruises on his arms and a black eye and Vanya with scratches on her back and bruises on her neck. (Trigger Warning for those who can’t handle stories with domestic violence) When the 3 of them were 27, Leonard gotten pissed at how independent and successful Klaus and Vanya were getting in their lives by Klaus getting paid more from his dance recitals and Vanya going to AA meetings more to the point of being sober for 3 weeks that he took his frustrations about losing his control out on them by punching and slapping Klaus and choking and scratching Vanya, but thankfully a neighbor called the police after hearing their screams and Klaus and Vanya were taken to the hospital and Leonard was arrested, but unfortunately Klaus and Vanya bailed Leonard out due to dropping charges against him as an apologize.

Here are the things that I changed

• Klaus and Vanya both cause the apocalypse by combining their powers at Klaus’s dance recital with Vanya’s violin because Leonard isolated them from everyone, manipulated them to the point of denying the abuse he put them through, and because of him trying to kill Sissy and Harlan for taking Vanya away from him.

• Five and Delores tries to explain to Vanya and Klaus that Leonard only liked them to get revenge on the Umbrella Academy and it was him that kidnapped Sissy and Harlan to get them to come back to him, but Five gets stabbed in the stomach by Klaus’s new found telekinesis and Vanya makes Five and Delores’s apartment collapsed after knocking Delores out. When the apartment collapses, Allison , who’s coperal at the moment, immediately grabs both a bleeding Five and an unconscious Delores and saves them from death and takes them to the Academy to be treated by Grace. Delores unfortunately loses her right arm to a huge piece of shrapnel lodged into it that’s cutting the circulation.

• When Ben goes to the apocalypse for the first time, he finds Luther with the eye clutched in his hand, Diego wrapped in black bandages holding a woman with a long black ponytail (Eudora), Five in an Armani suit with his eyes opened, and a red headed woman in a polka dotted blouse and a black skirt holding one of Five’s hand (Delores). All of them are dead and Ben finds out that they’re his brothers by the faded black umbrella tattoo on Luther’s wrist when Ben was inspecting the bodies. The bodies that Ben couldn’t find were Allison, Vanya, and Klaus’s, but after learning about Allison’s death from Klaus’s book, Ben kept looking for Vanya and Klaus.

• Vanya gets her burst of powers when Harlan almost drown in the summer of ‘64 in the lake 10 miles away from the farm. Harlan was playing with a beach ball when it got away from him and he tried to get it while Vanya and Sissy were cuddling in the sand and a wave pulled him under the water. Sissy started crying and panicking when Vanya couldn’t get Harlan to the surface, but after a minute of silence she was shocked and relieved to see Vanya holding Harlan in her arms while she’s floating in the lake with glowing white eyes. As soon as they get to shore, Vanya gives Harlan cpr which transfers her newly found powers to him like in the canon.

• Diego doesn’t show himself to his siblings until episode 3 when Hazel and Cha-Cha attack the house because everyone thinks he’s dead and he’s a recluse. He finds out about the attack from Grace (mom) when she calls him from her bedroom phone since they talk every day so that he can know what’s going on and because of these calls, Diego knows about Ben being back, how the funeral went, and how much each of his siblings changed over the years.

• In episode 1, since the siblings’ lives are switched around, the way they found out that Reginald died is slightly different from canon. Luther finds out from the press badgering him after he won a fight, Diego finds out from Eudora when she comes home after work and turns on the Tv in a flash, Klaus finds out during rehearsal on the radio that him and his group are listening to to practice the recital while Allison is dancing in the shadows behind him when the news suddenly comes on, Five finds out from his phone on social media when one of his students sent him the news link after Five teleports to his apartment after saving a 12 year old boy from being abducted by a creep and almost killing said creep by beating him senseless, and Vanya finds out from a bar Tv when she and Leonard are on a date. She immediately calls Klaus who was immediately going to call her to tell her the same thing when he was done rehearsals.

• Just to clarify, since Vanya spent 3 years with Sissy and Harlan in Dallas from 1963-1966, she is 33 years old and Harlan is 8 years old because he was 5 when he and his mom met Vanya. Even though Vanya spent 3 years in the ‘60s, she was only gone for 2 days with Klaus, Five, Delores, Ben, and Leonard searching for her.

• When the Hargreeves all come back for the funeral, the introduction of them to each other are very different. Diego doesn’t show up to the funeral to keep up the reputation of him being dead. Vanya and Klaus show up together, but immediately split up when Vanya goes straight to the bar making drinks for her and her brothers (mostly for her though) and Klaus goes to his old room to reminisce about his past. Five checks their father’s room and office for evidence of something other than a heart attack, he is the one that thinks that Reginald was murdered by someone, and he also greets Vanya and Klaus with Delores who went with him to meet his family. Luther is trying to get through the funeral as possible by almost avoiding his siblings, but that backfires when Five calls a family meeting to talk about their father’s death and Luther sees a tipsy Vanya holding a mix of vodka and rum, Klaus talking to Delores who is laughing at a funny story Klaus is telling, and Five lecturing the remaining siblings on how their father might’ve been murdered.

• Eudora is more present in the show since she survives the gunshot wound in her spine by Cha-Cha, but she ends up being paralyzed from the waist down in a wheelchair. She helps Five with discovering how Reginald actually died and Diego with stepping out into the world and seeing his family for the first time in years. Like in canon, she is the first one to find Vanya at the motel after finding the message that Hazel and Cha-Cha left on the van when they burned down the prosthetic factory after they got drunk off of Vanya’s “special lemonade” which is just lemonade mixed with wine and vodka. Unlike in the show, Delores and Ben go with Eudora as back up in case something goes wrong and it does end up going wrong with Cha-Cha and Eudora having a shoot out with each other in the parking lot that ultimately ends up Eudora becoming paralyzed by Cha-Cha’s bullet ricocheting off a lamppost and lodging into Eudora’s spine with her laser gunand Ben wrestling with his former partner Hazel in the motel room while Vanya is escaping through the vent with the briefcase in her arms and Delores in tow.

Ben breaks Hazel’s wrist and almost beats him to a bloody pulp for kidnapping Vanya, but he stops when he hears Eudora’s screams from outside and sees her on the ground behind her car and he immediately drives her to the hospital while Hazel and Cha-Cha get away before the police show up. Delores and Vanya get on a nearby bus to escape the chaos and they talk about what’s going on in their lives and Delores talks about how Leonard treats Klaus when they’re alone, but Vanya denies any abuse and opens the briefcase. The last thing Vanya hears is Delores screaming.

• The episode “The Day that Wasn’t” doesn’t exist in my AU and is instead replaced with an episode called “Welcome to the 60’s” where Five interrogates Sissy and Harlan about the past while working on the beat up briefcase to learn more about how to time travel. Eudora and Diego talk about how their long time friendship has become into a sibling relationship and about how Diego can reconnect with his siblings again. Luther and Delores discuss how they both want a normal and ordinary life with their husband and fiancé respectively, but fail to see that things can never go back to way they were. Ben goes off on his own to find the truth about Leonard Peabody, but finds himself at Griddy’s where he sees Hazel kissing Agnes and talks to them about his problems. Agnes gives Ben advice about how he can reconcile with his family by actually giving them time to process him being a time traveling assassin and him telling Five to not feel guilty about causing a rift between him and Vanya and Klaus because it wasn’t Five’s fault that Ben “ran away”.

I’ll continue the rest of the story when I have the time. Right now I just want to post this.

[seconds-not-decades]

Time and Chase

Pairing: Five Hargreeves x Fem! OC

Author's Note: Hello and welcome. This is a major throwback but we are kicking off my TUA series of fics all the way from season one so that this story actually makes sense. Or about as much sense as it can be. I will be posting daily. *Please note that I am well aware that Elliot Page portrays Viktor, but due to season one being before his transition, that is why his character is still Vanya. I am not deadnaming him and I sincerely hope I don't come across as such. I will transition when I write season three.*

Warnings: Slightly long post, mention of murder, blood, cursing, injuries, and violence.

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I Heard A Rumor

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On the first day of October, 1989, forty-three women around the world simultaneously gave birth. None of the women showed any prior signs of pregnancy. Sir Reginald Hargreeves, eccentric billionaire and playboy adventurer, made it his personal mission to find and adopt as many of these children as possible.

He got seven of them.

~ * ~

The rain was pouring heavily now, but Allison kept driving. Karina was quiet, listening to the radio and watching the rain come down.

When they arrived at the secluded cabin in the middle of the woods, the rain had stopped and the sun was shining. Allison and Karina got out of the car and carefully made their way up to the cabin. They peered through a window, but saw nothing except Vanya's violin case in the living room.

Karina turned and Allison jumped as a bird flew away, startling them both. Allison sighed.

"Let's go into town and see if we can find anything there," Karina suggested.

Allison nodded and they got back in the car. Allison drove off away from the woods. Only for them to get stuck in traffic. There was a crime scene nearby full of police cars and yellow tape.

Deciding to see what was going on, Allison slid her sunglasses on and got out of the car. Karina quickly followed her. Allison saw a scarf hanging from a light in the distance and took it down, examining it.

"Vanya," Allison breathed.

Karina quickly followed her as Allison crossed the yellow tape.

"Hey. Pardon me. Hey!" an officer stepped forward.

"Oh-" Allison paused in her steps.

"I gotta ask you to stay behind the lines. We had an accident here last night," ht explained.

"A…what kind of accident?" Allison frowned.

"Ma'am. The line, please."

"Okay. Yes. Sorry," Allison said as Karina gently tugged her back and the two got on the correct side.

"Got a lot of stuff on the ground, okay? To be wary of."

"What happened?" Karina wanted to know.

"We're trying to figure that out. As soon as we do, you'll be able to read it in the newspaper with everybody else. So, have a nice day," he began to walk away.

Allison took her sunglasses off. "Look, Officer, if there is any way-"

"Holy shit!" the officer exclaimed. "You're Allison Hargreeves, right? I saw you on TV two nights ago in that Sandra Bullock movie about underpaid teachers that rob a bank!"

"Yeah. That's me," Allison chuckled.

"Oh! Wow. Hey. If I'm being honest, my wife and I, we prefer you in the romantic comedies," the officer informed her.

"Oh."

"The Love on Loan trilogy. Oof!" he complimented, which made her blush. "We can't get enough." He chuckled and sighed.

"Copy, Cheddar?" a woman on his radio spoke.

"Yeah, what do you got, Fred?" Officer Cheddar returned.

"Hospital called. Perp from last night just regained consciousness."

"Copy. I'll be right over," he sighed, chuckling in disbelief. "Allison freakin' Hargreeves!" he laughed. "Wow. Ah, my wife's not gonna believe it." He chuckled and then suddenly remembered he had a job to get back to. "Anyway, I…I…I…I gotta go."

"Oh," Allison nodded.

"Um…Work stuff."

"Yeah. Yeah, of course. Sorry!" Allison chuckled, watching him duck under the tape and head to his car. That was when she got an idea and she hoped Karina was good with thinking on her feet. "Actually, that's…why we're here. My brother's girlfriend and I! We're…well, I'm, researching a role. A law enforcement role."

"Right, yes! And I'm a film student at my high school trying to scope out some places for the project. I can't believe I'm at an actual crime scene!" Karina put in a bit excitedly.

Officer Cheddar was taken back. "In Jackpine Cove? We haven't had a murder here in years."

"Oh, uh…it's about, um…a small-town cop who takes down a drսg cartel," Allison lied. "In fact, maybe we could tag along while you conduct some official police business?"

"We promise we won't get in the way," Karina added hurriedly.

"I just…I think you could really, um…help me develop my character, if I could live a day in the life, you know. And Karina here can get inspiration as well," Allison finished.

Radio chatter filled the air as Officer Cheddar stared at them both thoughtfully. "Day in the life, huh? Eh…come on. Follow me."

Allison and Karina exchanged a relieved look before following him to his car.

~ * ~

The three arrived at the hospital and went inside, going into the room of the patient Officer Cheddar needed to learn more about.

"Mr. Luntz? Mr. Luntz, can you hear me?" Officer Cheddar spoke.

Mr. Luntz groaned. "Who, um…Who are you?"

"I'm Sergeant Cheddar, and these are…these are my…associates," Officer Cheddar acknowledged Allison and Karina. "Just have a couple of questions for you."

"Am I in trouble?"

"No trouble, nothin' like that. I just…I wanted to ask you about the accident in the Bearskin Tavern parking lot last night."

Mr. Luntz sighed. "You're a cop. You gotta protect me no matter what, right?"

"It's my sworn duty."

"It was no accident."

"What do you mean?" Officer Cheddar took a small step forward.

"This guy…hired us to start a fight," Mr. Luntz began. "He wanted us to rough him up in front of his girlfriend. He paid real good, up front. We got drunk. Took it a little too far. Started to hassle the girl, too. And then, all hell broke loose."

Allison and Karina exchanged a concerned, fearful look as they moved towards the bed.

"The guy who paid you, what did he look like?" Allison spoke up, causing Officer Cheddar to eye her. "Brown hair, light scruff, slight build?"

"Yeah. Yeah, that's him," Mr. Luntz responded.

"Well, that's a…a really good guess," Officer Cheddar held his arm out.

"Allison-" Karina warned her.

"Is this the girlfriend?" Allison pulled out a piece of paper with Vanya's face on it and showed it.

"Hey, uh. Just, um…just a moment," Officer Cheddar interrupted, taking Allison outside and Karina trailed behind them. "Hey, by any chance, is your movie called Small Town Cop Falls for Hollywood Superstar's Bullshit?"

Allison sighed. "I am sorry for misleading you."

"I believe the word would be "lying"," Officer Cheddar remarked.

"I'm sorry I lied. But I didn't know how else to get answers," Allison held up the paper. "This is my sister. And we think the guy that put him in this hospital has her. We have to find her."

"I could get fired for just bringing you down here with me," Officer Cheddar told her.

"Please. We think she's in trouble. We need your help," Karina pleaded.

Officer Cheddar sighed and turned to Mr. Luntz. "Answer the lady's question. Is this the girlfriend?"

"Sorry, but the doctor's ordered more tests. You're gonna have to ask him questions later," a nurse came in.

Allison was in complete shock and disbelief as the three silently left the room so the nurse could tend to her patient.

Out in the hall, the three waited for a while before the same nurse went over to them.

"Hey, Dale?" she greeted.

"Yup?" Officer Cheddar looked at her.

"Have you seen Mr. Luntz?"

"No, why?"

"I took him to X-ray, and then he disappeared."

"…You better let security know. I'll call it in."

"Yeah," the nurse sighed and turned to leave.

"Oh, wait, one more thing," Allison stopped her. "Do you recognize this woman?" She showed the nurse Vanya's photo.

"Mm. She left with Mr. Peabody this morning."

"Wait, this morning?" Allison repeated in shock.

"They must've been here when we stopped by the cabin," Karina mused.

"Yeah," Officer Cheddar was deep in thought.

"Maybe they went back there. We're gonna go get my sister," Allison headed off with Karina.

"Whoa, hold on!" Officer Cheddar stopped them. "We got a missing vic, and this guy might be dangerous. I need you to stay here." He chuckled as he went off. "Allison frickin' Hargreeves, man, oh, man."

However, Allison didn't stay and neither did Karina.

~ * ~

Allison sped off for the cabin. When they arrived, the wind was blowing and the faint sound of a violin filled the air. The two went up the porch, noticing the chairs rocking and the lights swinging.

"Vanya? Is that you?" Allison called out.

Karina opened the door and the two slipped in to see her in the living room, playing her violin.

"Vanya, there you are!" Allison was relieved.

"What is going on?" Karina looked around.

Vanya stopped her playing and turned to see them. "What are you doing here?"

"We came to find you. Are you okay?"

"Yeah."

"There's something…weird going on. What's causing it?" Allison wanted to know.

There was a pause between the three. The sound of insects chirping filled the silence.

"Me," Vanya replied simply.

"What do you mean, "me"?" Allison slowly asked, stepping towards her.

"I mean…I made those things happen. With my powers," Vanya replied. "Turns out I've had them all this time. It's weird, huh?"

Allison gasped. "It's in…it's incredible."

"But?"

"Ca…Can we do this in the car?"

"Why?" Vanya frowned.

"You're not gonna want to hear it," Allison sighed.

"Well, that's never stopped you before," Vanya remarked.

Karina sighed and decided to step in. "Leonard Peabody? His real name is Harold Jenkins."

"Remember when I couldn't find anything in the library on Leonard? It's because Leonard Peabody doesn't exist. Harold Jenkins does," Allison took a step forward. "He was in prison for 12 years. He murdered his father when he was 13."

"This is…insane," Vanya commented incredulously. "His dad was an engineer at the-"

"We have the police report in the car, Vanya. We can show you," Karina looked at her sympathetically.

"I don't…I don't understand," Vanya shook her head.

"Leonard, Harold, I…I know it doesn't make any sense, and I know it sounds crazy, but we were in his house," Allison went over to her. "He has pictures of all of us with our eyes gouged out."

"Wh-What?"

"I…I promise I will tell you everything in the car, but it is not safe," Allison tried to take Vanya's arm.

"No, stop," Vanya pulled away.

Allison sighed as Vanya sank down onto the couch.

"Look, um, I can't imagine how hard it is for you to hear this. How you feel right now, but I…I love you, and I…I just…I wanna be here for you, as your sister," Allison knelt down next to her.

"There's just no way," Vanya was despondent as Karina sat down next to her and began rubbing her arm comfortingly. "I love him. This just doesn't make any sense." She ran her hands through her hair. "And this power. I…I don't know. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what to do." She sniffled.

"I understand now," Allison quietly realized. Karina eyed her curiously and cautiously. "When we were four, Dad told us you were sick. You had to be isolated. We were so young. None of us knew to question it. But then he asked me to do something I never understood…until now. I heard a rumor…you think you're ordinary," Allison reminisced in horror. "He made me an accomplice."

Vanya looked up at Allison as realization, betrayal, and anger began to cloud her eyes and her face.

Karina slowly pulled away and stepped back, looking at Allison nervously.

"You did this to me?" Vanya lowly questioned.

"I…I…I didn't realize," Allison stammered out.

"You knew this whole time? That I had powers?" Vanya shot to her feet and turned her back, going over to her violin case.

"No, no! I didn't really understand until I came today, until I saw it!" Allison argued, standing up.

"Well, now it all makes sense. This is why you never wanted me around," Vanya accused.

"What? No!"

"You couldn't risk me threatening your place in the house, your…your dominance!"

"That is not true!" Allison was exasperated.

"Vanya…Allison…" Karina warned.

"Save it! Did you know about this? Did she tell you? Is that why you're here?" Vanya glared at her.

"No, I had no idea, I swear."

"I don't believe you! I get it now," Vanya turned to Allison. "You couldn't handle the fact that Dad might find me special."

"You are special, with or without powers," Allison had tears forming in her eyes.

"Don't…Don't say that!"

"We have a chance to start over."

"You destroyed my life!" Vanya was beginning to lose control.

"Oh, please, Vanya. Everything is out in the open. We can move on!" Allison exclaimed.

"Oh, I'm moving on. But not with you, with Leonard," Vanya seethed.

"With Harold, you mean," Karina corrected her.

"Stop calling him that! He is Leonard! The only person who has ever loved me for me," Vanya bit out.

A tuning fork resonated and a rumbling started. Allison bitterly laughed as Karina looked around. A wind began picking up and she wasn't liking where this was headed.

"I know things are not okay right now, but, can we both just calm down?" she glanced between the sisters.

Vanya tilted her chin and stared Allison down. "Look me in the eye and tell me you're not threatened now."

Wind chimes clattered and the wind whistled now.

"I don't wanna argue with you," Allison choked out.

"Then go! Both of you!" Vanya shouted.

"Uh…" Karina jumped when a crash occurred.

"We're only trying to help you!" Allison exclaimed.

"I don't want your help!"

"Vanya, I love you!"

"Stop saying that!"

Karina inhaled sharply as the air rippled. The chandelier above was swinging, glasses were clinking on the table, and she heard glass shattering. "Vanya? Are you…Are you okay?"

"I said go!" Vanya screamed.

The chandelier light bulbs burst and Allison yelped as Karina ducked. Vanya was breathing heavily, glaring at them.

"Please don't make me do this," Allison choked out.

Glass smashed now.

"I heard a rumor…" Allison began and Karina inhaled sharply.

Her voice echoed to Vanya, but in a fit of anger, Vanya took her bow and slashed the air as Karina tried to knock Allison out of the way. Vanya's bow ended up slicing across Allison's neck and Karina's shoulder.

All three screamed as Allison's throat began to leak blood and blood began to stain the sleeve of Karina's jacket. Allison wordlessly grabbed her neck, choking.

"Allison! Karina!" Vanya cried as she and Karina caught a choking and gasping Allison.

"No! No! Allison!" Karina exclaimed.

Allison grunted and Vanya gasped. "Oh! Allison!" she screamed.

"Vanya, wait…" Harold Jenkins suddenly raced in. He broke out into an astonished look when he saw the bloody scene.

"Allison!" Vanya cried.

Allison was choking even more as Karina grabbed a nearby throw, trying to stop the bleeding.

"I didn't mean to…" Vanya screamed, hyperventilating and panicking. "I didn't…I didn't mean to! I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I…" She was sobbing uncontrollably.

"You did what you had to," Harold told her rather unsympathetically.

Vanya was hyperventilating even more now and Karina glared up at him.

"Vanya. Vanya!" Leonard grabbed a bag. "We have to go!"

"No! I can't just leave her!" Vanya was screaming and crying.

"Vanya, no! No, don't take her!" Karina stumbled to her feet.

"We have to go now!" Leonard grabbed Vanya and she screamed.

"Oh no, no, no!"

"Vanya, come on!"

"No, no, no, no, no!"

"Now!" he dragged her out the door and shoved her off.

"Vanya, wait!" Karina raced after them. "Harold, give her back!" She grabbed onto him and kicked him in the shin.

She blocked his punch and grabbed his arm, twisting it backwards.

"You psycho! Get off of me!" he ran her into a nearby wall and she yelped out, hitting her head on the bookcase and crashing to the ground, unconscious.

~ * ~

Meanwhile, Luther, Klaus, Diego, Ben, and Five were making their way for the cabin. Albeit not at top speed, but at a pace fast enough to where Five wouldn't get pulled over.

"Hey. Can you go any faster?" Luther poked his head between Klaus and Five up front.

"Ask me again and I'll burn you with a cigarette lighter," Five retorted.

The rest of the ride was just pure, tense silence. Luther was anxious to get there and while Five seemed calm on the outside, he was internally worried that maybe he made the wrong choice letting Karina go. However, he kept reminded himself that she was a trained Commission Agent, despite being kept away from the field. She could handle herself.

They finally arrived at the cabin. Luther jumped out of the car and raced up the steps with his brothers in tow. He threw the door open. What they didn't expect to see were Allison and Karina both on the floor.

"Allison!" Luther ran to her.

"Rina!" Five blinked to her side. "God, no! No, no, no!" He checked her pulse and her breathing, which was faint but still there.

"Allison," Luther scooped her limp body into his arms. "Oh my God, Allison," he began crying, bringing her to his chest. "Please, look at me, please."

Klaus had his hands on Luther's shoulder and Diego was knelt down near Five and Karina. All the boys shared a look, silently agreeing to get them back to the Academy.

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[achairwithapandaonit]

Umbrella Academy power swap au for the ask game! Everyone's powers are given to the sibling with the number preceding their own save Luther, whose powers go to Vanya

ohhh this could be interesting.

1) okay so first off this means that luther has the rumour power, allison can curve knives?? (tbh i'm not entirely sure what exactly diego's power does), diego sees ghosts, klaus can spacial jump, five has a tentacle monster inside him, ben has no power, and vanya has superstrength

2) i imagine klaus would absolutely not have the same drive as five to time travel, but he is insanely smart and of course had to study A LOT to be able to use his power well. he just doesn't care too much about trying out time travel? i can't see him getting that invested in it. he's just kind of vibing. maybe he gets in a relationship with someone after leaving though and they pose the idea of hey what if you could time travel wouldn't that be neat. and klaus is like heck yeah :D and works it out and then gets stuck. he then takes five's place in the original narrative

3) even if five doesn't have getting stuck in the future to keep him away from his siblings i imagine he still ends up separated. maybe he's still interested in quantum physics and thinks klaus' power is amazing and is frustrated by him not having any ambitions for what to do with it. especially when his own power is a hungry eldritch tentacle monster inside of him. i can't quite remember? but ben got torn apart by that right?? so maybe five gets torn apart around the same time he would go missing. this sticks diego with an annoying 13 year old looking ghost brother

4) maybe vanya leads the team this time, but she gets nervous and doesn't know what to do with that leadership. she just isn't a natural leader. because of this luther ends up leading a lot, which pisses off diego. luther and vanya probably end up with a slightly strained relationship because she leaves despite being the 'leader', but i feel like they're still vaguely in touch

5) i'm not sure what to do with ben except that he needs to take vanya's place. he's definitely more subdued than what we see following klaus around because of the medication keeping his power at bay, but i imagine he also has a lot of snark. he's probably very on edge about the family and thinks they're all assholes, though he still loves them. maybe he becomes a professor or teacher or something? or at least tries to, but is so numbed out by the medication that he doesn't really have it in him to finish his degree (or whatever it takes) for that

6) part of the reason everyone doesn't like luther being the leader is because he can literally make them do anything. he probably doesn't see any issues with this when he's younger, but slowly realises how wrong it is after everyone leaves

7) allison always wanted to be a movie star but she has a lot more trouble getting into the business without being able to rumour people. still, it's very freeing for her to finally be free from reginald, and even if it's a struggle she likes finally being able to do something that isn't missions, even if she's good at throwing blades.

8) i don't think diego has the same substance abuse issues (or maybe it's something he's struggled with before?? and still struggles with?) that klaus does simply because of the way he sees his body as a temple, but the ghosts definitely take everything out of him. he still ends up as a vigilante, though his power would be more suited to detective work/crime scene investigation, since the ghosts can tell him what's happened/who killed who