#vanilla extract posting

[number1120]

Call me cringe. Call me what ever you want. But, @staff , this is fucking fire! I do not regret a single thing! I thought it was a joke but-

I love it! Cured my depression. 10/10 would recommend, baby!

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I made cookies and put a normal amount of vanilla extract in them

[andyevej]

the people’s ingredient <3

[m0rtalitas]

some people on this website will see the words vanilla extract, black out, and pick the poll option without thinking

[humongousautismblast69]

poll!!!!

[iloveaustriailoveaustriailoveaus]

I want to drink that man up like he's a bottle of vanilla extract

[vanilla-planifolia-andr]

I'm literally such an icon

💫🍦🌸🍦💫

[plastic0crown]

I’m never going to look at it the same way ever again…

[vanilla-planifolia-andr]

trama of not seeing vanilla extract win will kill me

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'm going to replace your cytoplasm with vanilla extract

[passumbapper]

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[vanilla-planifolia-andr]

Idk who miette is but slayy