#vampire in the bathroom

[circe-and-the-wolf]

Photo editing. Just for fun. The vampire is in the bath. Because… why not? 🛁

📷 Original images from Pinterest; faffed around with for Lazar vibes using Procreate ✍️ The next chapter of the Visitor (featuring a bath) will be up shortly 🧛

[dcxdpdabbles]

Jason: Hi!

Danny: Good evening

Jason: Oh um, yes, good evening. Do you eat to survive?

Danny: What?

Jason: Ha ha ha! I'm joking! Of course you eat, um I eat too! But why?

Danny: I don't-what are you asking me?

Jason: Gotham is beautiful at night! It's when I eat!

Danny: Are you a-

Dick appearing out of nowhere: Hey there, Jay. You wandered off while I was getting us water. Sorry about him. He's very drunk. I'll take him home to sleep it off.

Danny: *Grabbing Jason's writ* Do you know him?

Jason: Yes, he's my brother. See, that's my family. *Shows lock screen of family* I have many siblings, which means I would be totally fine with lots of kids!

Danny: *Let's go* Oh good. Sorry if he's really that drunk I didn't want him going home with a stranger. No offense

Dick: None taken. I appreciate men like you who keep everyone safe. Come along Jay, let's get you home.

Jason: But-

Dick: You asked me to step in when you were going out of control. Remember?

Jason: Right yes. Ugh Bye.

Danny: Goodbye.

Dick outside of bar: That was terrible. You really do suck at flirting.

Jason: I just froze up! Ugh I hope he doesn't think I'm a idiot.

Danny watching them through the window: That's a vampire pretending to be human. I can smell the undead on him and he was going to lure me to a dark alley if his human servant hadn't stepped in.

Jazz: I was gone for like five minutes Danny, how did you find a creature of the night within that time?

Danny: It's a gift. Thankfully, I'm too smart to be tricked by a vampire.

Jazz: ......you would have followed him into the alley wouldn't you?

Danny: He may be a blood sucker but did you see his muscles? What a way to die.

[fascinationstreetmp3]

You see. You were nimble-minded, even back then. I was a moron.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 2.05

[jubmato]

this is how vampire stone aus work in my mind

[your-fave-gets-saw-trapped]

Gerard Way In This Specific Outfit (the real world/my chemical romance) is in the Furnace (saw ii)!

requested by anon!

[chicalepidoptera]

It will feel like a bath (Daniel recalls something from San Francisco while having a shower in Dubai)

Part 2/? of this ask

[libelulalil4]

What kind of drunks do yall think the gang would be?

Louis: happy and dancing

Armand: tries to have a good time but goes non-verbal, hides in the bathroom

Claudia: goes outside to smoke

Daniel: does pepsi in the bathroom

lestat: happy and dancing (with louis), goes to the bathroom and cant stop telling people how pretty they are, does pepsi with daniel, bullies armand in the bathroom, goes back to dance on louis, starts crying hysterically over his love for louis

[gremlinsminion]

”Armand would push him into the shower, soap him all over, rinse him off, drag him out, dry him throughly, then shave his face as lovingly as an old-fashioned barber” —is it just me or does anyone else imagine Armand with one of those straight razors of old, not a gilette?

[doctoreveel]

Blood Bath Powder p2; {Credit}

[immortalseaqueen]

They can hear ✨everything✨

[dreadfuldevotee]

To people who arent reading the books like you need to know within the first hour of Lestat getting into a human body he gets dragged by a dog, trips on a carpet and eats shit- banging his head on the mantle and knocking everything off it, pisses all over the toilet seat and nearly throws up at the idea of having to actually take a shit, and finally realizes hes been scammed and robbed after two different people told him swapping bodies with a known BODY THIEF was a stupid fucking idea

[imagine-your-nonhuman-fo]

I got another nosebleed which means I have to make my weekly nosebleed post

uhhhhh something kissing a vampire f/o but one of you gets too over eager and your noses bump against each other in a way that causes your stupid sensitive nose to start bleeding, before you can pull away or warn them the blood has already run down the short distance to your mouth and vampire f/o tastes the blood and just loses it a bit licking up the blood between frantic kisses - there is that anything

[hermit-frog]

drunk danlou, but they meet at some dude's party, take drugs, flirt, bond over their shitty exes, leave lestat some voicemail

[cherryredbat]

Purple gothic bathroom goals

[warningsine]

LCU: Lyonne Cinematic Universe

[your-fave-gets-saw-trapped]

Louis de Pointe du Lac and Lestat de Lioncourt (interview with the vampire) are in the Bathroom Trap (saw i)!

requested by @adam-stanheights-right-hip-bone !