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nexttimeisnotthesame · 2 months ago
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新年快乐!More Chinese New Year related Valorant stickers 🏮
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leslits · 2 months ago
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Sage fanart
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dragaliareferencearchive · 2 months ago
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Moonlight Amidst Dreams - Genshin Impact
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neirmetes · 1 year ago
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I realised I've never done any valorant fanart despite the chokehold it had on me the year prior
Have this edit I did in 2021 instead I suppose
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ahummingbirdwitch · 7 months ago
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Shoutout to the commenter on Hide and Seek who made me aware of THIS video
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A Cypher impressionist covering the song “Rule #34”… which happens to be a song I adore…..
The added lines between verses…… the laughing….. CYPHER NATION, GO LISTEN TO THIS IMMEDIATELY
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fishsinsareacknowledged · 10 months ago
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I HATE ABYSS. I HATE ITS WALL. I HATE ITS ROOFS I HATE ITS EDGES. I HATE ITS ANGLES. ITS CORNERS ARE THE ONES THE FUCKING DEVIL PUT IN HELL TO DECEIVE AND LIE. I HATE ITS FUCKING PLANTS. I HATE ITS CONCRETE. I HATE ITS SITES. I HATE FLASHING ON ABYSS. I HATE ATTACKING ON ABYSS. I HATE SMOKING ON ABYSS. I HATE ENTRYING IN ABYSS. I HATE DEFENDING ON ABYSS. I HATE THE WAY ITS SHAPED. THE WAY IT SOUNDS. THE WAY ITS MADE. I HATE THE WAY ITS PLACED. I HATE THE WAY IT LOOKS. I HATE THE WAY ITS SPELLED. I HATE THE WAY IT STANDS. I HATE THE WAY THAT ITS COLOURED. I HATE THE WAY ITS DESIGNED. I HATE THE WAY IT LOOKS ON MY SCREEN. IF I COULD CHOOSE ANY OTHER MAP THAN ABYSS I WOULD SUCK GODS KNEES. I HATE THE WAY IT WAS MADE. I HATE THE WAY IT GOT RELEASED. I HATE THE GROUND THAT ITS LEVELED ON. I HATE THE STAIRS. I HATE ITS BACKGROUND. I HATE BUYING ON ABYSS. I HATE COMMING ON ABYSS. I HATE CHATTING ON ABYSS. I HATE PLANTING ON ABYSS. I HATE DIFFUSING ON ABYSS. I HATE ULTING ON ABYSS. I HATE USING UTIL ON ABYSS. I HATE WALKING ON ABYSS. I HATE RUNNING ON ABYSS. I HATE SHOOTING ON ABYSS. I HATE RESSING ON ABYSS. I HATE REVIVING ON ABYSS. I HATE HEALING ON ABYSS. I HATE GETTING ABYSS EVERY FUCKING TIME. I HATE LOOKING AT ABYSS. I HATE LOOKING UP ON ABYSS. I HATE ITS HEAVEN. I HATE ITS HELL. I HATE LOSING ON ABYSS. I HATE WINNING ON ABYSS. I HATE KILLING ON ABYSS. I HATE TRAPPING ON ABYSS. I HATE WALLING ON ABYSS. I HATE KILLING ON ABYSS. I HATE GETTING ASSISTS ON ABYSS. I HATE DYING ON ABYSS. I HATE FALLING ON ABYSS. I HATE FLYING ON ABYSS. I HATE GETTING ABYSS. I HATE LEAVING ABYSS. I HATE SEEING ABYSS. I HATE ITS MAPS. I HATE ITS FLOOR. I HATE ITS MOSS. I HATE ITS LIGHT. I HATE ITS MID. I HATE ITS PLAYERS, WHOEVER LIKES ABYSS UNFOLLOW ME NOW. WHOEVER WANTS THE MAP FUCKING TAKE IT FROM ME. I AM ITS BIGGEST HATER. I'D SHIT ON ITS VERY CONCEPT IF I COULD. I COULD GO DOWN TO HELL. FIND THE BITCH THAT FUCKING MADE ABYSS AND I'D STOMP ON THEIR DICK UNTIL IT LOOKS LIKE MAGGOTS BENEATH MY BOOT. I'D BREAK EVERY BONE IN THEIR BODY TILL I HEAR THE HEART SQUEAK. IF ABYSS WAS HUMANIZED IT WOULD BE AN ORPHAN THE WAY I'D NEVER LET IT HAVE A LIFE THE WAY IT RUINED MINE. DO YOU GET IT YET. I AM THE HATER OF ABYSS. AND I AM NOT ITS ONLY HATER I WILL NEVER BE THE LAST HATER. NO SUCH THING, MY HATE WILL TRANSCEND GENERATIONS AND MORE. IT WILL NOT BE A BOND OF BLOOD BUT OF A MUTUAL HATE ABSOLUTE HATE. I WILL RID IT'S NAME OFF THIS EARTH AND WHEN ALL IS DONE THE ONLY ONE TO SPEAK ITS NAME IS THOSE WHO LOATHE WITH FULL HATRED. THE BEATS OF A HEART ARE ONLY UNITIZED IN HATRED FOR ABYSS. IF YOU ARE LOST IN LIFE THAT MEANS THAT YOU HAVE NOT FOUND THE WILL TO DESECRATE ABYSS. YOU WILL NOT LIVE UNTIL YOU HATE. THERE IS NO LIFE WITHOUT HATE. AND IN THIS LIFE I PRAY ON MY RAW WEAK FUCKING HUMAN LEGS THAT YOU WILL HATE ABYSS THE SAME WAY THAT I HATE IT. FOR MY BODY IS MORTAL BUT MY WILL IS A GOD IN OF ITSELF.
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ginaraemitchell · 10 months ago
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Book Review | Exiles (Reflections of Michael Trilogy Book 3) by LJ Ambrosio | A Stunning Conclusion to the Trilogy | #ComingOfAge #LiteraryFiction @GoddessFish @louis.ambrosio @FilmValor
"Exiles" is a compelling conclusion to a thought-provoking trilogy that will leave you pondering the fate of these characters long after you turn the last page. Book Review | Exiles (Reflections of Michael Trilogy Book 3) by LJ Ambrosio |#ComingOfAge #LiteraryFiction @GoddessFish @louis.ambrosio @FilmValor
Book Review | Exiles (Reflections of Michael Trilogy Book 3) by LJ Ambrosio @GoddessFish @louis.ambrosio @FilmValor   A book blog tour from Goddess Fish Promotions. Thank you to the author, publisher, and Marianne & Judy at Goddess Fish for providing me with the information for this tour. Book Details ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Excerpt from Exiles A cool autumn breeze, in the twilight, wrapped around…
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hpetrr · 1 year ago
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so close to finishing the reread, but can't find the time between stardew valley, valorant and mashle
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leugen-in-real-life · 2 years ago
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Little drawing I did today! Took direct inspiration from a shot from deadlocks trailer! I wanted to trace but I chose to freehand while attempting to keep it as accurate as possible.
I chose to make it my OC Igo (fish dude), because I can’t draw humans!
school started back up for me, so my art flow has been damaged, I’m gonna try and do some more stuff, but I don’t know how active it’ll be. Sorry guys!
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zhukzucraft · 9 months ago
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The outcome was never really in doubt. You emerge victorious.
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Jimmy: Dude! You did it so clean!
Joe: Truly, valorous rescue worthy of a song.
Joe: Now if you'll excuse me - hup!
Joe: I need to gather the wheat. The food situation is dire.
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Martyn: (Hear that?)
Jimmy: (What?)
Martyn: (He's up for a midnight snack and scared of a little Creeper damage? Now who does that remind you of?)
Jimmy: (You don't think... We could be...?)
Martyn: (I'd say there's a pretty good chance dude)
Jimmy: (!! I need to make a better impression!!)
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Jimmy: Hey, hey, Joe! It's Joe, right?
Martyn: (wow doing great there Jimmy)
Martyn: Ahem! So I don't think we ever got properly introduced-
Jimmy: -I'm Jimmy! This is Martyn! Man it's so nice to have you here-
Martyn: -You're not mad about being called a noob, right? Of course you're not, you seem like a chill guy-
Jimmy: -Are you down to 4 hearts right now, by any chance?
Jimmy: If you are, let me just start by saying I'm very sorry, I swear this doesn't usually... happen. to me...
Jimmy: Hey, did I mention I really like your hat??
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Joe: Whoa whoa whoa
Joe: I think there's been a mixup.
Joe: You're trying to ask if I'm your soulmate, right? Sorry, but I'm, uh, already spoken for.
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Jimmy: I'll just. Go over there and cook the fish over the campfire now. Yeah.
Joe: Aw don't be like that! You guys did help out! Let me repay you somehow.
Joe: ...As long as it's not with food.
Martyn: Uhh, sure, why not. If you insist.
Martyn: Got any diamonds to spare?
Joe: Haha, going straight for the big one, eh?
Joe: Well, who knows, actually! The fellas might've unearthed some. Maybe they will even share them in the spirit of mutual aid!
Martyn: (If only)
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Martyn: Jimmyyy, we're going underground, you coming?
Jimmy: Just a secooond! I'll come join when the fish is cooked!
Jimmy: (And when everyone has hopefully forgotten this interaction)
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Start Over -- Go Back
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btw brackets () indicate whispering
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wanted to make sure it was made clear ;;;
k thanks for your patience!!
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anderfels · 2 months ago
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Small Rook & Companion Questions:
What type of plant would Harding gift your Rook?
Do they like Harding's cooking?
What animal/monster would Davrin carve for your Rook?
Does your Rook like the walks in Arlathan with Davrin?
What is something Neve could call on your Rook for if she needs certain expertise for a case?
Does your Rook share Neve's love of fried fish?
Does your Rook join Bellara in her technical talks about the Fade and various artifacts or are they more content to listen?
Do your Rook and Bellara read serials together?
What is your Rook's favorite dish that Lucanis cooks?
What would Lucanis buy for your Rook at the Grande Market?
What dragon would Taash think your Rook would like the best?
Do they bring your Rook 'round the Hall of Valor to drink often?
Would your Rook like Emmrich's mother's hazelnut torte?
What kind of tea would Emmrich make for your Rook?
Bonus: What is one thing a companion does to cheer up your Rook if they're feeling down?
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callooopie · 9 months ago
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Modern!Davos Blackwood headcannons (pt. 1?)
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I’ll hit it from the back, just so you don’t get attached — i like the way you kiss me // artemas
I can definitely see myself making more of these. Adding to the modern! Davos lore. Not proofread. LMK if y’all have other ideas or headcannons too!
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Benjicot Davos Blackwood. People call him Davos. Only close friends call him Ben. Only you can call him Benji. Although, he goes by his middle name usually. Now, bloody Ben? That’s a story to be told later on how he got... (There is no story. It’s just people saying “Shit.. there’s bloody Ben..” or something like that. There’s no violence to the name, only pure exasperation when people see him)
This is the boy you need to hide away in your closet or under your bed when your parents come checking in on you randomly. You could’ve been working on homework, or just hanging around. And somehow this “annoying” guy appeared outside your bedroom window—and you just had to let him in. “C’mooon, let me in sweetheart.. you think I can’t climb up there? Stand back, I’ll show you.”
He is the type of person to rant about how the education system is rigged, set up to fail students, or rant about it in general and as a whole. Anyway he’s got a 4.0, and makes it onto the dean’s list every semester in college. However he is always late to class—complete with either a Monster or Red Bull drink in tow.
He invites you over to his place like a gentleman. Ignore his “annoying fuckass” roommate.. (it’s Aeron.) He does the whole (“it’s a little messy :3”) as he leads you down the hall of their apartment. “Hello MTV, welcome to my crib.”
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He cooks at that desk, game-wise. Faceit level is between 5-6. CSGO rank is Master Guardian II (He does tell you he once hit Global Elite. But he stopped the grind to focus on school, not because he’s washed or anything—maybe you could be his Valorant duo? Or be his support in League; he’ll have you know he makes a mean ADC.. do you do overnight discord calls?—)
If you play more casual games (Minecraft, stardew, etc) he will play with you, HOWEVER, he will either ruin the aesthetic of the minecraft world via automated farms OR speedrun the mines in stardew (he passes out so much it starts to affect the money you’re trying to save for farm upgrades). Every time he goes fishing in either game he puts on a country accent and makes “gone fishing, getting away from my bitch wife” jokes. “I’ve uh- carved out an area for the iron farm. Nothin’ too big—just something to get started.” (Shows you an utterly decimated and leveled biome)
Davos Blackwood fun fact no. 43; he does rallying (rally racing). He went to a rally school for fun over the summer. Ignore the price tag; yes he saved up for that! no it’s not dangerous! Regular driving wise he does donuts in empty parking lots, and takes corners way too fast. He is the type to street race a random ass pickup truck or some other car that pulls up beside him. It is thrilling, and he knows you enjoy it too despite your protests and how you grip the handle above the seat. “No it’s fine.. pfft—don’t worry don’t— I’ll smoke him. Just watch.”
Speaking of cars. Do not complain about his car. This is his baby. His one and only. It’s an old car; it’s so old it’s bordering not being considered street safe anymore. Ignore the anime girl stickers with their tits and ass out, that was there already he didn’t do that. “It’s safe don’t worry—I’m getting the bumper and everything fixed like Monday I swear.. no I did not hit anything why would you say that-“
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He’s oddly in-tune with his emotions and emotions of others despite appearances. He’ll KNOW if something’s bothering you. Maybe you’re just a little too quiet, you laugh at a joke a little too late or even if it sounds unenthusiastic. Whatever it is, Davos is on the case. A hug, some pep talk, he’ll let you punch his palms to get any anger out. He’s your ride or die, of course he’d do anything for you. And maybe if it’s a person who upset you he might pay them a visit.. “Who was it this time? Oh—that bitch? Ugh. I’m sorry about that… I have a gun just saying—“
Needs your hand in his. Or some part of you touching him. Whatever works. If he does not get a modicum of affection in 5 minute intervals he shrivels up like a plant—no he’s not being dramatic. Is the type to whine loudly about it regardless of where you’re at. On occasion he lets out bloodcurdling screams as a joke, lamenting about being denied tender love from you. You think it’s funny in private, you do not think it’s funny in public. Which is why he always does it in public. “Gimme your hand. Wha? What do you mean ‘it’s too hot out’? I wanna.. I wanna hold your hand… I don’t care if you’re sweaty—LET ME HOLD YOUR HAND”
I do believe his brain would be.. a little rotted. He sends you tiktoks, niche memes, shitposts. He will watch twitch streams or league/csgo content creators on YouTube. His vocab is normal, but does consist of slang from the gaming community. This can be good and funny, or sometimes bad if he uses it during serious moments. However he’s at least a normal human being and knows when to talk ‘normally’. He says joever unironically
Shadow boxes you. No matter what’s happening or where. You could be looking at something in a store and you just see slow, dramatic punches going toward you. He makes the whooshing sound too. This is how you know he’s bored. He’s also the type to tackle you to the bed. Not in a sensual or cutesy way but in like a WWE way that initiates a caged fighting match between you two.
Regardless of your mastery level of skateboarding he will hold your hands and pull you around on his board. Late at night when the parks or lots are empty, you both will be there. And he’ll be a smiling goof as he gently steers you around on the board. He usually says fuck helmets (his one big flaw), but carries one around just for you. His safety be damned. Yours? No question about it, you’re wearing all the gear required.
Smoker. Red flag. Marlboros, sometimes he uses zyns. It’s bad. Yes he knows he’s going to get lung cancer and succumb to nicotine. But he just can’t help it—it helps him relax. It’s why there’s a plethora of gum and also a cologne bottle in his car. Does it help? That’s to be determined. Does not smoke near you however if you don’t like that, he’s not that bad of an asshole.
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neirmetes · 2 years ago
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Quite a funny thing I can mention since I know for a fact that no one's really gonna see this
In the burning flames that is the Welcome Home fandom at the moment (primarily over at the clock app it seems) it's funny that I've chosen Valorant fanfic of all things to fall back on
Like I pretty much already had a line up of other fandoms to engage with and see content for while I wait for things to cool down but for some reason I chose Valorant
I swear to god it's like a toxic, abusive relationship with that game. And I keep coming back in one form or another
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ayumip · 5 months ago
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𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭…
streamer!scaramouche x streamer!reader; modern au
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scaramouche and you were famous streamers, and decided to hop onto the “hear me out” cake trend. *gone wrong?* *not clickbait!*
“scara! let’s do this trend!” you called out to him, showing him a video of a couple doing the hear me out cake trend.
“hell no.” he scowled, going back to his game.
“please~”
“no”
“why not! you’re not fun…” you retorted, rolling your eyes.
however, under your persistent persuasion, he reluctantly agreed to do it on stream with you, under the condition that he wouldn’t need to prepare any crazy hear me outs, which of course, you thought it was boring, but whatever!
setting up the camera on your kitchen counter, you greet your chat:
"hi chat! i'm joined with scara today. say hi!" you ushered him, which he reluctantly gave a monotone greeting.
"oh, what's the cake for? we're doing a hear me out cake!" you replied, looking over at the chat, which is going miles per hour as you usually don't do collab streams, well, scara's the exception.
"anyways, lets begin!"
the both of you prepared your sticks, with your respective hear me outs stuck on them. "ill go first! so first, i have omen from valorant, which i think is pretty self explanatory. the girlies that get me, get me" you said, showing the camera before you put it down on the cake. scaramouche gave you a side eye, before retorting with:
"the only thing hot about him is his voice"
"does that mean you admit he's hot-"
"shut up! okay me next." he cut you off with a scoff, which you just giggled at.
"um..." he fiddled around with his sticks in his hand "i have you" he said as he showed the camera, the chat filling with "lmfaos" and "no ways" as he stuck the stick into the cake
"that's just me! why am i a hear me out!" you exclaimed, which he replied with a smirk
"no one can handle you; you're a gremlin"
"but you still love me"
"its your turn just go!" he said bashfully, looking away from the camera with a slight blush on his cheeks
"okay fine! next i have nico from rio"
"thats a bird!"
"and?"
"you're weird..." he mumbled, giving you a faux look of disgust.
suddenly, a comment from chat caught your eye: "nico lowkey looks like scara"
"no because yeah kind of" you mumbled, conversing with chat about how scara resembles nico. scaramouche, looking from afar, was just admiring your animated expressions, your pondering face (which he thought was absolutely adorable, but he would rather die than to admit to your face), and your soft laughs until he was snapped out of his thoughts with you urging him to go next.
"next i have...you, but when you're sleeping"
"why is it all just me- and besides, when did you even get that photo of me! i look horrendous!"
"exactly why that's a hear me out" he mumbled under his breath.
"hey!" you huffed out, as he let out a small laugh. you looked over at the sticks he prepared, realising most of them are just you, but doing different things, you let out an exasperated sigh.
"you really are obsessed with me aren't you" you giggled.
the both of you continued populating the cake with different characters from different cartoons, game, and actors. before you knew it, you only had one more hear me out left.
"okay, don't get mad at me or anything" you warned
"who can be worse than gill. the fish." he rolled his eyes playfully, slightly amused at who on earth your last hear me out was.
biting back your laughter, you showed the camera and chat who your last hear me out was:
"the last one i have is. dottore"
when it finally hit scaramouche who you put on the cake, his mouth was agape; he was shook.
“that's my UNCLE?"
authors note: i think you guys know which reel i based this on but like lowkey i didnt know what i was writing throughout this whole fic LMFAO i didn't expect it to be this dialogue heavy
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hymless · 8 days ago
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I can finally release the updated versions! It has been transferred to my new FREE MF Convo ONLY Patreon!
Credit still goes to every original owner! Links below!
All Items have:
BGC
LODS
Custom Thumbnails
Male Frame/ T-E / Occult Enabled
Disallowed for RDM
-Credits & Orig. Mesh Links Below Cut-
DOWNLOAD: SFS / Patreon (ALL have been UPDATED)
-UPDATE NOTES:
ALL Necklaces / Choker have been updated once again. In my game, they lagged really bad while in use. I discovered it was due to the wrong vertex paint color I added. That has now been fixed for ALL items.
Everything has a new Index Number, so they now be grouped together closer to the bottom now
Every Necklace / Choker has now been doubled checked to no longer have breast / nose bridge / nose tip weights
Alien V2 (Misc) should actually show up in game you have both V1 & V2 files
Audascious (Valorous) rings shouldn't drag down now. (I'm sorry for whatever weights I put on that)
Antik (Dainty) has been edited & should NO LONGER clip with the metal tri's
Dawn (Dainty) & Royal Bow Necklace (Dainty) / Bone & Fish Bone (Misc) no longer follow chest weights 
-Credits v
EVERYTHING belongs to the original owners! Mesh/Textures. ALL OF IT! EVERYTHING! Got IT?
Set 1 Whimsical:
Hyperion Choker by BlahBerry Pancake
Velvet Leaves Choker by BlahBerry Pancake 
Crystal Moon Choker by BlahBerry Pancake
Weightless Necklace by 1-800-Cuupid
Aurora Necklace V1 by BlahBerry Pancake 
Aurora Necklace V2 by BlahBerry Pancake 
Night Owl Necklace by BlahBerry Pancake 
Nocturnal Choker by BlahBerry Pancake
Bow Choker by SMSims
Set 2 Desire:
Lust Naughty Necklaceby SMSims
Fehu Choker by SMSims (NSFW)
Ishild Choker by SMSims
Daddy Choker by BlahBerry Pancake
Set 3 Lace:
RuffleChoker by BlahBerry Pancake
RibbonChoker by BlahBerry Pancake
InfernalChoker by BlahBerry Pancake 
LacedChoker by BlahBerry Pancake
Vintage (Collar) by BlahBerry Pancake
Vintage (Choker) by BlahBerry Pancake
Raveled Choker by BlahBerry Pancake
Set 4 Adore:
Gummy Choker by SMSims
Heart Choker by SMSims
Dawn Necklace by SMSims
Holo Choker by BlahBerry Pancake
Triple Love Choker by BlahBerry Pancake
Peace and Love by BlahBerry Pancake
Gummi Chain by 1-800-Cuupid
Heart Games Necklaceby 1-800-Cuupid
Set 5 Valorous:
Go Bang! Choker by 1-800-CUUPID
AnastasiaChoker by BlahBerry Pancake
Audacious Choker by BlahBerry Pancake
Roseanne Choker by BlahBerry Pancake 
Heartly Choker by BlahBerry Pancake
Thorned Heart Choker by BlahBerry Pancake
Dead Unicorn by BlahBerry Pancake
Lovett Necklace by BlahBerry Pancake 
Division Choker by BlahBerry Pancake
Hades Choker by BlahBerry Pancake
Clawed Heart Chain Choker by Feyona
Bat Choker by SMSims
Set 6 Dainty:
Pure Choker by BlahBerry Pancake
Antik Choker by BlahBerry Pancake
Cutie Ribbon Choker by WisteriaSims
Missy Pearls Choker by WisteriaSims
Royal Core Choker by SMSims 
Royal Core Bow Necklace by SMSims
Cecily Choker by SMSims
Flower Choker by Enriques4
Satin Necklace by SMSims (NSFW)
Set 7 Vue:
Crossed Choker by BlahBerry Pancake
Witchy by BlahBerry Pancake 
Violet Choker by SMSims
David Choker by Enriques4
Krimson Choker by 1-800-CUUPID
Set 8 Misc:
Alien Choker by BlahBerry Pancake 
Bone Necklace by BlahBerry Pancake 
FishBone Necklace by BlahBerry Pancake 
Prism Fantasy Glowstick Necklace by 1-800-Cuupid
Olive Safety Pin Necklace by SMSims (NSFW)
Faith Mistletoe Necklace by SMSims
Ty again to all the CC CREATORS! EVERYTHING belongs to YOU!
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rook-laidir · 12 days ago
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Banter Time!
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Emmrich: Rook, have you been taking Manfred to The Hilt?
Rook: Not recently. I’ve been teaching him some Wicked Grace, though.
Emmrich: Ah. That explains it.
Rook: Explains what?
Emmrich: Manfred has taken to placing buttons on the table whenever I place my notecards down.
Rook: Aw! He knows how to gamble! Wanna show the rest of the Lords what you know, buddy?
Manfred: (Excited hiss)
Emmrich: (Sighs)
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Rook: Are all of the Mourn Watch mages?
Emmrich: A great deal of them are necromancers, but we have plenty of watchers whose talents lie outside of magical abilities. Are you looking to join? I’d be happy to put in a good word for you.
Rook: No. Definitely not. I’m perfectly happy above ground.
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Rook: Hypothetical question: How hard do you think I could hit someone with your little monster carvings?
Davrin: Don’t you have arrows?
Rook: I could run out of arrows.
Davrin: You’re telling me that if you run out of arrows, your first instinct is going to be throwing a wooden carving of a hurlock at whatever we’re fighting.
Rook: I just like to keep my options open. Besides, it would be at least my third instinct.
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Davrin: I got word from Antoine and Evka. They need us in Hossberg to talk about those samples you collected.
Rook: (Groans)
Davrin: You still have to go.
Rook: I know, it’s just…
Davrin: Cold, blighted, and gross?
Rook: And wet, don’t forget wet.
Davrin: It is the Wetlands.
Rook: Next time, can we find the drylands? The warm lands? The “cold drinks and a nap” lands?
Davrin: I’ll see what Harding finds along the way.
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Rook: Did you make me hot chocolate earlier?
Neve: Who says it was me?
Rook: Well…It was kinda…
Neve: That bad?
Rook: It’s the thought that counts.
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Neve: Ashur asked for you the other day. One of the freed slaves the Shadow Dragons are harboring, she only speaks Rivaini.
Rook: I can translate.
Neve: We’d owe you one.
Rook: At this point, I think we owe each other enough to call it even. But I wouldn’t say no to some dinner.
Neve: I’ll bring some fish from Hal’s.
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Harding: I think I’m gonna head over to the Hall of Valor later.
Rook: You ok? You seem kind of out of it.
Harding: Yeah, I’m ok. I just…need to hit some things.
Rook: I get it.
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Rook: So what’s up with all the hands in Arlathan?
Bellara: What do you mean?
Rook: There are hand statues everywhere.
Bellara: Most of them were originally attached to bigger statues. Ones with bodies:
Rook: I bet the guy the big one was attached to was pretty hand-some.
Bellara: I knew I shouldn’t have asked.
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Taash: Drinks at The Hilt later?
Rook: Who’s buying?
Taash: Whoever loses worse to Isabela at Wicked Grace.
Rook: You’re on.
~
Spite: Smells like oranges and chocolates. Fear and fury.
Rook: Is Spite saying I need a bath?
Lucanis: Ignore him.
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