#valorant fish

[shblackwoodart]

fish

[nexttimeisnotthesame]

新年快乐！More Chinese New Year related Valorant stickers 🏮

[leslits]

Sage fanart

[dragaliareferencearchive]

Moonlight Amidst Dreams - Genshin Impact

[fish-shaped-cloud]

I realised I've never done any valorant fanart despite the chokehold it had on me the year prior

Have this edit I did in 2021 instead I suppose

[ahummingbirdwitch]

Shoutout to the commenter on Hide and Seek who made me aware of THIS video

A Cypher impressionist covering the song “Rule #34”… which happens to be a song I adore…..

The added lines between verses…… the laughing….. CYPHER NATION, GO LISTEN TO THIS IMMEDIATELY

[fishsinsareacknowledged]

I HATE ABYSS. I HATE ITS WALL. I HATE ITS ROOFS I HATE ITS EDGES. I HATE ITS ANGLES. ITS CORNERS ARE THE ONES THE FUCKING DEVIL PUT IN HELL TO DECEIVE AND LIE. I HATE ITS FUCKING PLANTS. I HATE ITS CONCRETE. I HATE ITS SITES. I HATE FLASHING ON ABYSS. I HATE ATTACKING ON ABYSS. I HATE SMOKING ON ABYSS. I HATE ENTRYING IN ABYSS. I HATE DEFENDING ON ABYSS. I HATE THE WAY ITS SHAPED. THE WAY IT SOUNDS. THE WAY ITS MADE. I HATE THE WAY ITS PLACED. I HATE THE WAY IT LOOKS. I HATE THE WAY ITS SPELLED. I HATE THE WAY IT STANDS. I HATE THE WAY THAT ITS COLOURED. I HATE THE WAY ITS DESIGNED. I HATE THE WAY IT LOOKS ON MY SCREEN. IF I COULD CHOOSE ANY OTHER MAP THAN ABYSS I WOULD SUCK GODS KNEES. I HATE THE WAY IT WAS MADE. I HATE THE WAY IT GOT RELEASED. I HATE THE GROUND THAT ITS LEVELED ON. I HATE THE STAIRS. I HATE ITS BACKGROUND. I HATE BUYING ON ABYSS. I HATE COMMING ON ABYSS. I HATE CHATTING ON ABYSS. I HATE PLANTING ON ABYSS. I HATE DIFFUSING ON ABYSS. I HATE ULTING ON ABYSS. I HATE USING UTIL ON ABYSS. I HATE WALKING ON ABYSS. I HATE RUNNING ON ABYSS. I HATE SHOOTING ON ABYSS. I HATE RESSING ON ABYSS. I HATE REVIVING ON ABYSS. I HATE HEALING ON ABYSS. I HATE GETTING ABYSS EVERY FUCKING TIME. I HATE LOOKING AT ABYSS. I HATE LOOKING UP ON ABYSS. I HATE ITS HEAVEN. I HATE ITS HELL. I HATE LOSING ON ABYSS. I HATE WINNING ON ABYSS. I HATE KILLING ON ABYSS. I HATE TRAPPING ON ABYSS. I HATE WALLING ON ABYSS. I HATE KILLING ON ABYSS. I HATE GETTING ASSISTS ON ABYSS. I HATE DYING ON ABYSS. I HATE FALLING ON ABYSS. I HATE FLYING ON ABYSS. I HATE GETTING ABYSS. I HATE LEAVING ABYSS. I HATE SEEING ABYSS. I HATE ITS MAPS. I HATE ITS FLOOR. I HATE ITS MOSS. I HATE ITS LIGHT. I HATE ITS MID. I HATE ITS PLAYERS, WHOEVER LIKES ABYSS UNFOLLOW ME NOW. WHOEVER WANTS THE MAP FUCKING TAKE IT FROM ME. I AM ITS BIGGEST HATER. I'D SHIT ON ITS VERY CONCEPT IF I COULD. I COULD GO DOWN TO HELL. FIND THE BITCH THAT FUCKING MADE ABYSS AND I'D STOMP ON THEIR DICK UNTIL IT LOOKS LIKE MAGGOTS BENEATH MY BOOT. I'D BREAK EVERY BONE IN THEIR BODY TILL I HEAR THE HEART SQUEAK. IF ABYSS WAS HUMANIZED IT WOULD BE AN ORPHAN THE WAY I'D NEVER LET IT HAVE A LIFE THE WAY IT RUINED MINE. DO YOU GET IT YET. I AM THE HATER OF ABYSS. AND I AM NOT ITS ONLY HATER I WILL NEVER BE THE LAST HATER. NO SUCH THING, MY HATE WILL TRANSCEND GENERATIONS AND MORE. IT WILL NOT BE A BOND OF BLOOD BUT OF A MUTUAL HATE ABSOLUTE HATE. I WILL RID IT'S NAME OFF THIS EARTH AND WHEN ALL IS DONE THE ONLY ONE TO SPEAK ITS NAME IS THOSE WHO LOATHE WITH FULL HATRED. THE BEATS OF A HEART ARE ONLY UNITIZED IN HATRED FOR ABYSS. IF YOU ARE LOST IN LIFE THAT MEANS THAT YOU HAVE NOT FOUND THE WILL TO DESECRATE ABYSS. YOU WILL NOT LIVE UNTIL YOU HATE. THERE IS NO LIFE WITHOUT HATE. AND IN THIS LIFE I PRAY ON MY RAW WEAK FUCKING HUMAN LEGS THAT YOU WILL HATE ABYSS THE SAME WAY THAT I HATE IT. FOR MY BODY IS MORTAL BUT MY WILL IS A GOD IN OF ITSELF.

[hpetrr]

so close to finishing the reread, but can't find the time between stardew valley, valorant and mashle

[leugen-in-real-life]

Little drawing I did today! Took direct inspiration from a shot from deadlocks trailer! I wanted to trace but I chose to freehand while attempting to keep it as accurate as possible.

I chose to make it my OC Igo (fish dude), because I can’t draw humans!

school started back up for me, so my art flow has been damaged, I’m gonna try and do some more stuff, but I don’t know how active it’ll be. Sorry guys!

[zhukzucraft]

=====>

The outcome was never really in doubt. You emerge victorious.

Jimmy: Dude! You did it so clean!

Joe: Truly, valorous rescue worthy of a song.

Joe: Now if you'll excuse me - hup!

Joe: I need to gather the wheat. The food situation is dire.

Martyn: (Hear that?)

Jimmy: (What?)

Martyn: (He's up for a midnight snack and scared of a little Creeper damage? Now who does that remind you of?)

Jimmy: (You don't think... We could be...?)

Martyn: (I'd say there's a pretty good chance dude)

Jimmy: (!! I need to make a better impression!!)

Jimmy: Hey, hey, Joe! It's Joe, right?

Martyn: (wow doing great there Jimmy)

Martyn: Ahem! So I don't think we ever got properly introduced-

Jimmy: -I'm Jimmy! This is Martyn! Man it's so nice to have you here-

Martyn: -You're not mad about being called a noob, right? Of course you're not, you seem like a chill guy-

Jimmy: -Are you down to 4 hearts right now, by any chance?

Jimmy: If you are, let me just start by saying I'm very sorry, I swear this doesn't usually... happen. to me...

Jimmy: Hey, did I mention I really like your hat??

Joe: Whoa whoa whoa

Joe: I think there's been a mixup.

Joe: You're trying to ask if I'm your soulmate, right? Sorry, but I'm, uh, already spoken for.

Jimmy: I'll just. Go over there and cook the fish over the campfire now. Yeah.

Joe: Aw don't be like that! You guys did help out! Let me repay you somehow.

Joe: ...As long as it's not with food.

Martyn: Uhh, sure, why not. If you insist.

Martyn: Got any diamonds to spare?

Joe: Haha, going straight for the big one, eh?

Joe: Well, who knows, actually! The fellas might've unearthed some. Maybe they will even share them in the spirit of mutual aid!

Martyn: (If only)

Martyn: Jimmyyy, we're going underground, you coming?

Jimmy: Just a secooond! I'll come join when the fish is cooked!

Jimmy: (And when everyone has hopefully forgotten this interaction)

=====>

Start Over -- Go Back

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btw brackets () indicate whispering

just

wanted to make sure it was made clear ;;;

k thanks for your patience!!

[anderfels]

Small Rook & Companion Questions:

What type of plant would Harding gift your Rook?

Do they like Harding's cooking?

What animal/monster would Davrin carve for your Rook?

Does your Rook like the walks in Arlathan with Davrin?

What is something Neve could call on your Rook for if she needs certain expertise for a case?

Does your Rook share Neve's love of fried fish?

Does your Rook join Bellara in her technical talks about the Fade and various artifacts or are they more content to listen?

Do your Rook and Bellara read serials together?

What is your Rook's favorite dish that Lucanis cooks?

What would Lucanis buy for your Rook at the Grande Market?

What dragon would Taash think your Rook would like the best?

Do they bring your Rook 'round the Hall of Valor to drink often?

Would your Rook like Emmrich's mother's hazelnut torte?

What kind of tea would Emmrich make for your Rook?

Bonus: What is one thing a companion does to cheer up your Rook if they're feeling down?

[mokishy]

Diomedes is not so fundamentally different from his father.

I HAVE DELIVERED

After months of dragging my feet, I finally fished it! (in 4 hours holy shit) and I'm kinda proud of it, but this is probably also the product of my excessive overthinking, but with not further ado, let's begin!

Let’s start with the basics: Tydeus was known for being a wild, out-of-control warrior. His rage was legendary. Diomedes? On paper, he’s the golden child: loyal, calm, respectful, chosen by Athena herself.

But that image of diomedes comes crashing down the moment you dig deeper into his character

On the surface, Diomedes is framed as the “better” version of his father, Tydeus: more disciplined, more strategic, favored by Athena instead of punished by her as stated previously. The Achaeans respect him (not so much leave the poor boy alone let him have his moment instead of comparing him to his father), the gods empower him, and Homer seems to elevate him as the model warrior.

But as i said, when you dig into the text, really look at what Diomedes does, how he fights, how he speaks, you start to see something much deeper and darker: he's not all that different from Tydeus at all when you think about it.

Reading the iliad but focusing on diomedes character its as if he’s constantly on the edge, just barely containing something

he’s a machine of destruction. He slaughters Trojans left and right, wounds Aphrodite without hesitation, and goes after Ares, the literal god of war. He only stops when Apollo himself tells him to back off—and even then, he makes a move again before finally being shut down.

That kind of divine defiance? That’s Tydeus-level rage. It’s just masked under a sheen of Athena’s wisdom and a more calculated cool. Diomedes may wear the face of the perfect Homeric hero, but there’s a savage streak that echoes his father’s madness, just barely held in check.

In the iliad book 10 dio and ody sneak in trojan teritory they catch dolon a trojan spie

Odysseus promises to spare him if he gives them info about the trojans and man sure does he spill

After that? Diomedes decapitates him.

He doesn’t just kill Dolon (after promising to spare him,) he slaughters him, strips him, and then goes on a joyride of death through the enemy camp. When they find Rhesus and his Thracians, Diomedes doesn’t blink—he kills twelve men in their sleep. And then he wants to keep going, like it’s not enough. It’s only when Athena, again, steps in and essentially says, “Okay, calm down now,” that he stops. In this book with Rhesus and the Thracians, Diomedes is already done. He’s already got what he came for. But instead of retreating, he chooses to kill—because it’s not about necessity. It’s about the desire to keep going.

And what’s so chilling about this is how pointless it is, tactically. After Dolon gives them all the info, they don’t need to go murder a dozen men. Diomedes chooses to. He gets no kleos, no divine reward. he doesn’t need a prize. The violence is the prize. He just does it. Because he can.

it’s explicit in the language Homer uses. Diomedes is in full battle ecstasy mode. described as moving like a lion among sheep, grinning and glorying in the chaos. he doesn’t just kill efficiently.

He revels in it.

He likes it, he thrives on the battlefield, and he enjoys bloodshed

"And the son of Tydeus, Diomedes, was glad in his heart as he struck down the men." Iliad book 5

"Glad in his heart" That phrase ("χαῖρε δὲ θυμῷ") pops up in a moments of sheer war ecstasy. It’s not just duty or valor—it’s joy. And when you see it describing Diomedes mid-slaying spree? That’s not your clean-cut hero. That’s a man dancing on the edge of madness.

it’s not just duty. It’s pleasure.

This illustrates how Diomedes isn’t just acting out of obligation not out of practicality, not out of necessity he’s relishing in the kill. It’s not just about the heroics or strategy; there’s an almost primal enjoyment in the violence itself.

The fact that he “was glad in his heart” tells you how far this man is from just being a noble warrior. He’s got that bloodlust burning inside him, and there’s an undeniable thrill in the destruction. It's scary how much he enjoys others suffering.

It’s clear that Diomedes, despite his noble status and divine favor, has that same chaotic, destructive edge his father Tydeus had—it’s just barely held in check.

That bloodlust? That JUST SCREAMS tydeus the difference?: Diomedes knows how to leash it. He’s not the monster his father was; he’s the tamer of that monster within himself. That restraint is what elevates him from being another brutal warrior into something greater: a true hero who chooses to remain in control, even when the thrill of violence is right there.

In fact, the only real difference is that Diomedes is simply better at pretending he’s in control. He puts on the face of the noble hero, but underneath, that same wildfire of rage, that same lust for blood, is burning—just like it was in Tydeus.

Diomedes doesn’t just embody the traits of a Homeric hero—he tests their limits. He walks a razor-thin line between earning immortal kleos and crossing into the kind of reckless savagery the gods despise. The same rage that drives his heroism threatens to tip him into hubris at any moment; and he gets away with it every time.

What makes Diomedes so compelling and so chilling is not that he lacks the ferocity of his father but that he’s better at hiding it. Tydeus is obvious in his rage; he makes no effort to conceal the monster he is. Diomedes, on the other hand, knows how to perform the role of the ideal hero: the noble warrior, the obedient champion of Athena

He’s not more virtuous—he’s just more strategic. He doesn’t kill less, or more cleanly, or even more justly. He kills with the same savage delight, but with the awareness to pull back just before he crosses a line that would cost him divine favor or mortal admiration. This ability to pretend, to wear a hero’s mask while feeding the same destructive instincts as Tydeus hiding the underlying madness behind that mask, makes Diomedes the more dangerous figure. Tydeus may have lost control; but Diomedes hides his control so well, it’s easy to forget what he’s controlling in the first place.

What makes this ironic is that Diomedes, despite all his bloodlust and near-madness, still (in some versions), gets the immortality that was denied to his father. Tydeus, who couldn’t contain his violent nature, ended up punished by the gods; he was denied the eternal glory he craved. Diomedes, on the other hand, dances on the edge of divine retribution, right there with him, and yet, he walks away with not just divine favor but immortality itself.

He’s not Tydeus 2.0.

He’s Tydeus 2.0 with better self-control

And honestly,

I think he kinda fooled all of us

[ayumip]

𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭…

streamer!scaramouche x streamer!reader; modern au

word count: 0.6k

scaramouche and you were famous streamers, and decided to hop onto the “hear me out” cake trend. *gone wrong?* *not clickbait!*

“scara! let’s do this trend!” you called out to him, showing him a video of a couple doing the hear me out cake trend.

“hell no.” he scowled, going back to his game.

“please~”

“no”

“why not! you’re not fun…” you retorted, rolling your eyes.

however, under your persistent persuasion, he reluctantly agreed to do it on stream with you, under the condition that he wouldn’t need to prepare any crazy hear me outs, which of course, you thought it was boring, but whatever!

setting up the camera on your kitchen counter, you greet your chat:

"hi chat! i'm joined with scara today. say hi!" you ushered him, which he reluctantly gave a monotone greeting.

"oh, what's the cake for? we're doing a hear me out cake!" you replied, looking over at the chat, which is going miles per hour as you usually don't do collab streams, well, scara's the exception.

"anyways, lets begin!"

the both of you prepared your sticks, with your respective hear me outs stuck on them. "ill go first! so first, i have omen from valorant, which i think is pretty self explanatory. the girlies that get me, get me" you said, showing the camera before you put it down on the cake. scaramouche gave you a side eye, before retorting with:

"the only thing hot about him is his voice"

"does that mean you admit he's hot-"

"shut up! okay me next." he cut you off with a scoff, which you just giggled at.

"um..." he fiddled around with his sticks in his hand "i have you" he said as he showed the camera, the chat filling with "lmfaos" and "no ways" as he stuck the stick into the cake

"that's just me! why am i a hear me out!" you exclaimed, which he replied with a smirk

"no one can handle you; you're a gremlin"

"but you still love me"

"its your turn just go!" he said bashfully, looking away from the camera with a slight blush on his cheeks

"okay fine! next i have nico from rio"

"thats a bird!"

"and?"

"you're weird..." he mumbled, giving you a faux look of disgust.

suddenly, a comment from chat caught your eye: "nico lowkey looks like scara"

"no because yeah kind of" you mumbled, conversing with chat about how scara resembles nico. scaramouche, looking from afar, was just admiring your animated expressions, your pondering face (which he thought was absolutely adorable, but he would rather die than to admit to your face), and your soft laughs until he was snapped out of his thoughts with you urging him to go next.

"next i have...you, but when you're sleeping"

"why is it all just me- and besides, when did you even get that photo of me! i look horrendous!"

"exactly why that's a hear me out" he mumbled under his breath.

"hey!" you huffed out, as he let out a small laugh. you looked over at the sticks he prepared, realising most of them are just you, but doing different things, you let out an exasperated sigh.

"you really are obsessed with me aren't you" you giggled.

the both of you continued populating the cake with different characters from different cartoons, game, and actors. before you knew it, you only had one more hear me out left.

"okay, don't get mad at me or anything" you warned

"who can be worse than gill. the fish." he rolled his eyes playfully, slightly amused at who on earth your last hear me out was.

biting back your laughter, you showed the camera and chat who your last hear me out was:

"the last one i have is. dottore"

when it finally hit scaramouche who you put on the cake, his mouth was agape; he was shook.

“that's my UNCLE?"

authors note: i think you guys know which reel i based this on but like lowkey i didnt know what i was writing throughout this whole fic LMFAO i didn't expect it to be this dialogue heavy

[hymless]

I can finally release the updated versions! It has been transferred to my new FREE MF Convo ONLY Patreon!

Credit still goes to every original owner! Links below!

All Items have:

BGC

LODS

Custom Thumbnails

Male Frame/ T-E / Occult Enabled

Disallowed for RDM

-Credits & Orig. Mesh Links Below Cut-

DOWNLOAD: SFS / Patreon (ALL have been UPDATED)

-UPDATE NOTES:

ALL Necklaces / Choker have been updated once again. In my game, they lagged really bad while in use. I discovered it was due to the wrong vertex paint color I added. That has now been fixed for ALL items.

Everything has a new Index Number, so they now be grouped together closer to the bottom now

Every Necklace / Choker has now been doubled checked to no longer have breast / nose bridge / nose tip weights

Alien V2 (Misc) should actually show up in game you have both V1 & V2 files

Audascious (Valorous) rings shouldn't drag down now. (I'm sorry for whatever weights I put on that)

Antik (Dainty) has been edited & should NO LONGER clip with the metal tri's

Dawn (Dainty) & Royal Bow Necklace (Dainty) / Bone & Fish Bone (Misc) no longer follow chest weights 

-Credits v

EVERYTHING belongs to the original owners! Mesh/Textures. ALL OF IT! EVERYTHING! Got IT?

Set 1 Whimsical:

Hyperion Choker by BlahBerry Pancake

Velvet Leaves Choker by BlahBerry Pancake 

Crystal Moon Choker by BlahBerry Pancake

Weightless Necklace by 1-800-Cuupid

Aurora Necklace V1 by BlahBerry Pancake 

Aurora Necklace V2 by BlahBerry Pancake 

Night Owl Necklace by BlahBerry Pancake 

Nocturnal Choker by BlahBerry Pancake

Bow Choker by SMSims

Set 2 Desire:

Lust Naughty Necklaceby SMSims

Fehu Choker by SMSims (NSFW)

Ishild Choker by SMSims

Daddy Choker by BlahBerry Pancake

Set 3 Lace:

RuffleChoker by BlahBerry Pancake

RibbonChoker by BlahBerry Pancake

InfernalChoker by BlahBerry Pancake 

LacedChoker by BlahBerry Pancake

Vintage (Collar) by BlahBerry Pancake

Vintage (Choker) by BlahBerry Pancake

Raveled Choker by BlahBerry Pancake

Set 4 Adore:

Gummy Choker by SMSims

Heart Choker by SMSims

Dawn Necklace by SMSims

Holo Choker by BlahBerry Pancake

Triple Love Choker by BlahBerry Pancake

Peace and Love by BlahBerry Pancake

Gummi Chain by 1-800-Cuupid

Heart Games Necklaceby 1-800-Cuupid

Set 5 Valorous:

Go Bang! Choker by 1-800-CUUPID

AnastasiaChoker by BlahBerry Pancake

Audacious Choker by BlahBerry Pancake

Roseanne Choker by BlahBerry Pancake 

Heartly Choker by BlahBerry Pancake

Thorned Heart Choker by BlahBerry Pancake

Dead Unicorn by BlahBerry Pancake

Lovett Necklace by BlahBerry Pancake 

Division Choker by BlahBerry Pancake

Hades Choker by BlahBerry Pancake

Clawed Heart Chain Choker by Feyona

Bat Choker by SMSims

Set 6 Dainty:

Pure Choker by BlahBerry Pancake

Antik Choker by BlahBerry Pancake

Cutie Ribbon Choker by WisteriaSims

Missy Pearls Choker by WisteriaSims

Royal Core Choker by SMSims 

Royal Core Bow Necklace by SMSims

Cecily Choker by SMSims

Flower Choker by Enriques4

Satin Necklace by SMSims (NSFW)

Set 7 Vue:

Crossed Choker by BlahBerry Pancake

Witchy by BlahBerry Pancake 

Violet Choker by SMSims

David Choker by Enriques4

Krimson Choker by 1-800-CUUPID

Set 8 Misc:

Alien Choker by BlahBerry Pancake 

Bone Necklace by BlahBerry Pancake 

FishBone Necklace by BlahBerry Pancake 

Prism Fantasy Glowstick Necklace by 1-800-Cuupid

Olive Safety Pin Necklace by SMSims (NSFW)

Faith Mistletoe Necklace by SMSims

Ty again to all the CC CREATORS! EVERYTHING belongs to YOU!

[fish-shaped-cloud]

Quite a funny thing I can mention since I know for a fact that no one's really gonna see this

In the burning flames that is the Welcome Home fandom at the moment (primarily over at the clock app it seems) it's funny that I've chosen Valorant fanfic of all things to fall back on

Like I pretty much already had a line up of other fandoms to engage with and see content for while I wait for things to cool down but for some reason I chose Valorant

I swear to god it's like a toxic, abusive relationship with that game. And I keep coming back in one form or another

[rook-laidir]

Banter Time!

~

Emmrich: Rook, have you been taking Manfred to The Hilt?

Rook: Not recently. I’ve been teaching him some Wicked Grace, though.

Emmrich: Ah. That explains it.

Rook: Explains what?

Emmrich: Manfred has taken to placing buttons on the table whenever I place my notecards down.

Rook: Aw! He knows how to gamble! Wanna show the rest of the Lords what you know, buddy?

Manfred: (Excited hiss)

Emmrich: (Sighs)

~

Rook: Are all of the Mourn Watch mages?

Emmrich: A great deal of them are necromancers, but we have plenty of watchers whose talents lie outside of magical abilities. Are you looking to join? I’d be happy to put in a good word for you.

Rook: No. Definitely not. I’m perfectly happy above ground.

~

Rook: Hypothetical question: How hard do you think I could hit someone with your little monster carvings?

Davrin: Don’t you have arrows?

Rook: I could run out of arrows.

Davrin: You’re telling me that if you run out of arrows, your first instinct is going to be throwing a wooden carving of a hurlock at whatever we’re fighting.

Rook: I just like to keep my options open. Besides, it would be at least my third instinct.

~

Davrin: I got word from Antoine and Evka. They need us in Hossberg to talk about those samples you collected.

Rook: (Groans)

Davrin: You still have to go.

Rook: I know, it’s just…

Davrin: Cold, blighted, and gross?

Rook: And wet, don’t forget wet.

Davrin: It is the Wetlands.

Rook: Next time, can we find the drylands? The warm lands? The “cold drinks and a nap” lands?

Davrin: I’ll see what Harding finds along the way.

~

Rook: Did you make me hot chocolate earlier?

Neve: Who says it was me?

Rook: Well…It was kinda…

Neve: That bad?

Rook: It’s the thought that counts.

~

Neve: Ashur asked for you the other day. One of the freed slaves the Shadow Dragons are harboring, she only speaks Rivaini.

Rook: I can translate.

Neve: We’d owe you one.

Rook: At this point, I think we owe each other enough to call it even. But I wouldn’t say no to some dinner.

Neve: I’ll bring some fish from Hal’s.

~

Harding: I think I’m gonna head over to the Hall of Valor later.

Rook: You ok? You seem kind of out of it.

Harding: Yeah, I’m ok. I just…need to hit some things.

Rook: I get it.

~

Rook: So what’s up with all the hands in Arlathan?

Bellara: What do you mean?

Rook: There are hand statues everywhere.

Bellara: Most of them were originally attached to bigger statues. Ones with bodies:

Rook: I bet the guy the big one was attached to was pretty hand-some.

Bellara: I knew I shouldn’t have asked.

~

Taash: Drinks at The Hilt later?

Rook: Who’s buying?

Taash: Whoever loses worse to Isabela at Wicked Grace.

Rook: You’re on.

~

Spite: Smells like oranges and chocolates. Fear and fury.

Rook: Is Spite saying I need a bath?

Lucanis: Ignore him.