#valkyria chronicles

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

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magion02

[arctic-blade]

Magion LoVun on X: "セルベリア 🐰Selvaria #���場のヴァルキュリア #Valkyria #ValkyriaChronicles https://t.co/sfRZmgkC2x" / X

[rand0lphcarter]

Their rizzless behaviour enchants me

[theballmighty]

Thinking about that one girl in Valkyria Chronicles 4 that is wearing a full plate helmet and the joke is she NEVER takes it off, and she even has a perk that gives her resistance to headshot damage.

[gzeidraws]

Hilda and Byleth dressed as Alicia and Welkin! A commission for @jordan-d-lxiv, thank you again ✨

[segacity]

'Valkyria Chronicles' was released on the PlayStation 3 16 years ago today in Japan.

[cerastes]

Bro any time I think about Valkyria Chronicles I laugh my nipples off, the game is fundamentally flawed gameplaywise but, simultaneously, it's stupidly fun, which is the recipe for any club banger, it has a story that weaves flawlessly between "that's pretty poignant" and "this is some goofy goober shit", it's got the horrors of war but also this fucking pig piece of shit mascot, Hans,

It's an amalgam of white and black without any gray: It exists on extremes, and it never intersects, it's playing two parallel lines and coming to terms with the fact that you'll never see cohesion but that somehow enhances the end product in ways evidently no one intended. You have narrative comparisons with the persecution of jews and, at the same time, the game ends with the bad guy getting German Suplexed.

But I think the funniest aspect of Valkyria Chronicles The First is that the main character is the farthest thing from a war hero they could possibly muster with the expertise of a stoic Japanese swordsmith from the mountains crafting a god-cleaving blade: Welkin.

This Scout From TF2 Put Through An Anime Filter looking mother fucker was chilling in his hometown talking about how much he wanted to be a teacher and showing people his really good sketches of animals because he's also a gifted artist, when suddenly, the Dudes attack, and his reaction to the Dudes attacking is "hang on, I recall my dad hiding his actual service tank in the shed in the back" so he goes and, yeah, his dad's tank from a previous war is just there, chilling, so he takes it for a joy ride while the town baker, Alicia, armed with a rifle and infinite action economy due to the afore mentioned flawed gameplay, sweeps the entire god damn platoon of heavily armed machine gun troops.

The entire game is Welkin using his love for nature and his baker love interest to inflict insane personnel and materiel damage to an entire empire: Welkin and Alicia will come across a heavily fortified bridge, and the dialogue will go something like

"Welkin! They will pulverize us with the heaviest machine guns known to man if we step one foot in that bridge! They practically developed wooden low-orbit bombardment stations! What's the plan!"

"Well... Look at that duck over there. It's flying from the east to the west, right? Well, YOU SEE, that duck is known as a Balkunese Socioduck, and those, during this season, migrate from west to east, and they only exhibit this irregular flight path if a Matrisgel Weasel family is molting by the juniper berry bushes, their favorite food. Matrisgel Weasels only ever molt if they are put under the exact amount of stress caused to them by the sound of distant tank threads on the road, and they are known to hide in sturdy, stable soil."

"Welkin, SIR, what the fuck does this all mean?"

"If we follow the smoldering shrieking of the molting weasels, we'll find a SECRET PATH that will, as always, let us ambush, flank, and surprise our foes! Alicia, you know what to do."

"Ogggeyyyyy"

and then, invariably, no matter the level, thanks to Welkin's impressive knowledge of fauna and flora, and Alicia's literally infinite action economy in a game that wasn't properly beta tested in-house during development, they combine their powers like a piss poor Captain Planet and kill the absolute shit out of an entire Empire's worth of dudes, and it's legitimately one of the most fun and charming games you'll ever touch if you remember to not take it too seriously. I fucking hate Hans but I love this game.

[luminiera-merge]

i feel like i'm just gonna keep adding characters to this

[cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga]

Crymaria - Valkyria Chronicles by Virus.G

[babos-art]

Guess the character!

[frickingnerd]

selvaria bles nsfw headcanons

pairing: selvaria bles x gn!reader

tags: smut/suggestive, switch!selvaria, selfsacrificing switch to healthy balance of pleasure, equal balance in pleasure, fluff

selvaria is a switch and she's mostly concerned about her partner's pleasure instead of her own!

she's open to everything and just wants to please you, almost letting you do anything you want with her!

however, despite how things between the two of you might start off, selvaria does actually have her own preferences and needs that she just struggles to voice

she convinces herself that she just wants to make you feel good, while neglecting herself. but with each time the two of you have sex, she realizes that she wants more

when it comes to intimacy, selvaria is hesitant to voice her own needs, especially because she never got the opportunity to experiment and doesn't know what exactly she wants

all of her prior partners simply used her for their own pleasure, so she doesn't know how to start experimenting or put herself first!

selvaria might slowly try out new things either by herself or without talking with you about it. though if you voice discomfort, she stops immediately!

it takes a while for her to learn to have that conversation about her own needs and wants, but once she finally can voice those, she grows a little more confident

selvaria still cares about your pleasure, but she doesn't put it above her own anymore! if anything, she believes that if you care about her, then you should care about her pleasure equally to your own!

[satoshi-mochida]

Some games that are currently stuck on older consoles that I hope get rereleased in some way, Part 6:

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7

Rule of Rose

Comic Party(preferably based on the Dreamcast version that has a new character's Route)

Fate/Unlimited Codes(for those who don't already know, we actually DID get this localized on the PSP, though only digitally, and the license has long since lapsed.)

Infinity series(Never7, Ever17, Remember11, 12Riven and Code_18)

Asura's Wrath(and not have the true end be behind DLC again, darn it)

Ninety-Nine Nights

Muramasa: The Demon Blade

The Galaxy Angel visual novels/SRPGs

Valkyria Chronicles 2 and 3

Sol Trigger

E.X. Troopers

Burning Rangers

Mana Khemia series

Trauma Center series

Stella Deus

London Detective Mysteria

The rest of the Langrisser series(since the first two already got remade)

The Guided Fate Paradox

The Awakened Fate Ultimatum

Princess Crown

Survival Kids series

Kid Icarus Uprising

Farland Story RPG series

Burai series

Xak series

Wild Arms series

Baroque

Enemy Zero

D2(The first D game is already on Steam)

[defaultknightmain]

Made by Atelier

I need a new Valkyria game so bad.

[osiochenofarcudan]

Here's a little debut post for this account; the Blueberries collection! Some of my favorite characters from across games and shows, all of which wear plenty shades of blue, from hair to drip.

(Kocia is a bit greener but that's ok.)

[rettomus]

Inktober 2024 Part I

1. Backpack [Protagonist & Morgana - Persona 5]

2. Discover [Valka - How To Train Your Dragon]

3. Boots [Maka Albarn - Soul Eater]

4. Exotic [Dancing Bird Pokemon - Pokemon]

5. Binoculars [Welkin Günther - Valkyria Chronicles]

6. Trek [Momohime & Kongiku - Muramasa: The Demon Blade]

7. Passport [Moose - Finnish Passport]

8. Hike [Tidus - Final Fantasy X]

9. Sun [Akinari Kamiki - Persona 3]

10. Nomadic [Aladdin & Chagan Shaman - Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic]