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[inceptionpositivity]

@valhecka - Happy Inceptiversary!!

[nototherwisespecified]

frembly offszn remembly: all of the not-hockey stuff is @valhecka where i rb shitposts, talk abt books, & pretend to have a tagging system. happy shinee comeback, lotro midsummer, inceptiversary (soon), & pride month

[inceptgen]

InceptGen Masterlist

Thank you a million times over to everyone who created works for InceptGen, everyone who liked, reblogged, and commented on gen fanworks, and everyone who cheered people on! This was the first InceptGen fest to run, and we are so happy at how it went!

Also, despite the fact the fest itself is officially over, the InceptGen Collection on AO3 is always open, and we are happy to reblog and signal boost any Gen fanworks that come to our attention! We always say yay to more Gen works! So please keep creating that lovely Gen content, and be sure to let us know when you do!

Without further ado, here is the masterlist of all the fanworks created during our first ever InceptGen Fest! Thank you all!

(Works listed alphabetically by creator)

Art

Moodboard for His Mother’s Hamartia, by @100dabbo

What Happens When Dom Cobb Leaves the Warehouse for One Minute, by @thisarthurandeames​ 

Graphics for Polyhedrons of Fire, by @flosculatory​

Nothing to be Said, by @valkrist

Nothing is Down There, by @valkrist

Downward is the only way Forward, by @valkrist​

Playlists

Give him the kick, by @valkrist​

A Robert Fischer playlist!

Fic

His Mother's Hamartia by @100dabbo

4.3k words, rated M, creator chose not to use archive warnings

Robert Fischer’s mother was the only person he ever cared about. The years leading up to her death had some of his fondest - and foulest - memories.

Sus-ception, by aristotle-chipotle

10.3k words, rated T, no archive warnings apply

Tasked with setting up subconscious training exercises for the team before the job, Ariadne gets the idea to design a world based on her new favorite video game.

Six players. One imposter. All they have to do is vote the right person off. It's a test of instinct and intuition, and good practice for working as a team. But working as a team isn't easy when you're on an unstable spaceship straight out of a nightmare, and you don't know who you can trust.

What could possibly go wrong?

Cauchemars & Rêveries by @aquietthinker​

1k words, rated T, graphic depictions of violence

Maybe it was all real. Maybe when the wall finally crushed his skull and punctured his lungs he would actually die and be left there to rot.

Or maybe they were still in a dream, and he would open his eyes back in the warehouse with the only pain on his body being the needle on his wrist.

Or: Team bonding after Arthur has a particularly bad nightmare.

The Plaid Scarf by @aquietthinker​

870 words, rated G, creator chose not to use archive warnings

While shopping with Eames in order to get a break from stress and work, Ariadne notices a familiar face in the crowd.

Captain's Log by @deinvatiwrites​

559 words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

Who in their right mind would put Dominic Cobb in charge of a Starship?

polyhedrons of fire by @flosculatory​

1.5k words, rated T, no archive warnings apply

In which Cobb heard that slide transitions are the future, if he could just get his team to sit down and pay attention. 

outfitting of the budget-conscious dream thief by hardscrabble/@valhecka​

877 words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

“Look, I mean. It’s been slim pickings, and you go and buy a flat and get that charity off the ground and you’re still wearing new suits every day. Do you have a money tree?”

The Art of Precious Scars by @iamanonniemouse

5.7k words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

When Phillipa was a little girl, she knew what her parents were doing, but she didn’t understand.

She knew that they were researching and developing something that made them very excited. She knew it involved a shiny box with clear, octopus-tentacle tubes, and she knew it made them sleepy.

But she didn’t understand what exactly that shiny box did, or how dangerous it could be.

And she certainly didn’t understand that it would be the thing that tore her family apart.

Destined by @iamanonniemouse

2.1k, rated G, no archive warnings apply

Yusuf has always been destined for greatness.

Rich & Famous  by @iamanonniemouse

411 words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

There’s a loud sigh. “Eames.”

“Yusuf.”

“You told me we were going on a supplies run.”

“This is supplies!”

“I need a new bunsen burner!”

“Not my fault you blew the last one up.”

Selvedge by lazarov/@shmazarov​

2.9k words, rated T, no archive warnings apply

Arthur signs on to be Dom's accomplice — er, associate. Dom insists on getting him a signing bonus.

Or: Arthur learns to love the cut of a goddamn beautiful suit.

Tightrope by @little-specificity​

2.1k words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

Arthur’s city has no clouds, he’s surrounded by pretty lights and his tattoo kills him.

Lavender Breeze by @stormofsharpthings​

631 words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

Well, Cobb is not Vader, at least...

Of Nightmares and Neurotransmitters by @stormofsharpthings​

828 words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

A dream goes askew and the team needs a nap. Yep. That’s pretty much it.

Dreams Pay by @valkrist​

104 words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

Haikus!

Too Many War Wounds (Not Enough Wars) by @winterskywrites​

5.5k words, rated T, no archive warnings apply; tagged for aftermath of torture

Pain is in the mind. Unfortunately, so are dreams.

Pity Wig by @deinvatiwrites​, @flosculatory​, @iamanonniemouse, @stormofsharpthings​

575 words, rated G, no archive warnings apply

Glitter is really craft herpes, you know?

(alternatively: this is what happens when you take the team to a thrift shop and find a glittery wig)

[silverbrume]

5 Songs

Thanks to @aniron48, @eleanor-is-fine, and @samanthahirr for tagging me in this music ask meme! Here are 5 songs I currently have in heavy rotation.

rules: 🎧🎵 when you get this, you put in 5 songs you actually listen to at the moment. Then tag 5-10 people to do the same. 🎵🎧

Ocean (From "The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker") performed by Polygon Piano

The Roost (From "Animal Crossing City Folk") performed by Polygon Piano

Final Ascent (From "No Time To Die") composed by Hans Zimmer

Fourside (From "EarthBound") performed by Polygon Piano

The Living Daylights (End Title) performed by The City of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra

I used statsforspotify to generate this list, and there's nothing surprising here! I'm still very much on my Polygon Piano kick, and Bond movie soundtracks are still in my daily rotation. If this meme captures your fancy, I'm tagging @iamanonniemouse, @1deabril, @hideyseek, @valhecka, and @a-forger-and-a-point-man. No pressure if not! :)

[inceptionpositivity]

@valhecka - Valhecka? More like Val HECK YEAH

[inceptionpositivity]

@valhecka - HAPPY INCEPTIVERSARY!

[inceptionpositivity]

@rudimentaryflair + @queuebird + @madbrilliant84 + @kkrune + @valhecka + @withinmeloveresides1 + @iquitelikeagoodbook + @stolennumbers + @freighttraininmybrain - Shoutout to all of these fabulous people who participated in the 30 day challenge (and anyone I missed!) I loved seeing everything you guys came up with!

[ladynorbert]

I’m not sure if this is an April Fool’s joke or if someone at VitaminWater got really bored, but either way, that was definitely worth doing.

you should experience this. via

https://www.vitaminwater.com/hit-refresh-for-exotic-mango-island-pic/and-20fl-oz-of-tropical-oasis/wow/wish-i-was-there/enhanced/e/the-hot-key-is-command-shift-r/electrolytes/be-sure-to-hit-refresh/but-not-too-much/you-have-to-give/the-page-a-chance-to-load/

[valpwca]

mein Neffe als Affe :3

[nototherwisespecified]

all I need to know:

hi kevin & FUCK THE DUCKS

(I learned how to kill rats in patho also)

[bixbythemartian]

I should have known to ask you!

okay, so, by weight... a liter is a little over two pints. which means, by weight, a little over two pounds. 2.1 we’ll say. 

and grams are... according to the googles 2000 grams is approx 4.4 pounds of cotton candy. 

by your math, you can dissolve a little more than twice the weight of spun sugar (store bought, not fresh, since that’s what Jessica Roberts was using for her science) into the amount of water you’re using. (this sounds right, I’ve seen simple syrups with that kind of ratio)

(by volume would certainly more precise but they don’t sell cotton candy by volume.) 

(also I’m aware that fluid ounces and ounces are not the same thing, but with water they’re close enough for my cause)

cotton candy can be got in tubs of approximately 2 ounces, bags tend to vary between 2 and 3

so if I want to do it on a scale I can afford, if I use a quarter cup of water I need probably 5-6 ounces (to cover for the fuzziness in math). that’s imminently doable, and leaves me with flavored syrup that I can use for tequila disposal.

dissolving cotton candy in water

[knight-of-walpurgis]

@valhecka you are so right

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

[fonix-girl]

https://shootin-straight-even-tho-im-gay.tumblr.com/post/183854036534/residentanchor-thomas-must-get-to-sleep

MANGOES ARE DELICIOUS, if you’re not climbing a mango tree and biting right into a mango, idk what are you doing with your life

[inceptgen]

Another lovely InceptGen work has been created! Thank you @valhecka!

for @inceptgen 2020!

outfitting of the budget-conscious dream thief

“I still don’t see how you afford it all, Arthur. Unless you sew all of it up… Are you a tailor? Are you a secret tailor? A secret… seamster?”

Ariadne snorts. “As if you can’t recognize a Burberry plaid, Eames.”

“I only have the one Burberry jacket,” Arthur points out. “I don’t like how they do the shoulders.”

read the rest here!