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it's always funny seeing people question their allegiances or add new teams to their bio when their fave goes to another team. if MY guy leaves he's automatically dead to me
#nuance. i kept track of kuzy scoring goals once the caps ABANDONED HIM#and i consider his move to the khl like going into the tolkienian west#but now he might come back which idk how to feel about yet. anyway these are my thots#mythots
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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff
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happy for nate schmidt & nate schmidt only
#there's also something complex happening about marchy but it doesn't total to 'happy'#oh vitek vanacek is on that roster. okay. i hope he has a nice day.
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timothy jimothy oshbabe oshie thank you for your service i know you're going to be scurrying around assorted caps facilities doing strange things for years but i will miss your pregame on-ice spanking
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when will people realize that no one, and i mean it, absolutely NO ONE gives a fuck about when you tag things with a "i hate (ship/team/etc) but this art is good" type tag. i assure you it annoys the shit out of every creator + if you were a real fucking hater you would hate the art too no matter how good it is
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combine starts today. cant wait to find out which team is gonna ask these teens if you were drowning in a cold and unrelenting ocean would you die trying to save yourself or would you die trying to save your teammate? what flavor of ice cream would you be?
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if your team were played by muppets who would their one token human be . im currently trying to imagine who would look least/most at home prancing with muppets & doing musical numbers and the like....
#probably ovechkin. force of nature fridge man & his abominable politics cannot be muppetized#the rest of them basically are already muppets
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are they lovers? worse. they have an athletic article about their friendship
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bye caps i love u
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MITCH'S BABY'S NAME IS MILES.... they share a middle name... ill cry
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