#valentino glasses

[hazbin-hotel-accurate-ish-quotes]

Valentino: *glaring*

Vox: Whoa, what's got you so angry?

Valentino: I'm not angry, Vox. Velvette stole my glasses and I can't see shit

[kingofthecotas]

watching races from 2009 is like. vale jorge casey are serving up masterclasses. everyone has the wrong numbers. championship is separated by a hairs’ breadth. casey is dying and no one knows why. loris capirossi. vale takes his helmet off and he’s BALD.

[shinyrockalaska]

Val got his stupid cheap heart glasses from a happy meal it's cannon I don't make the rules

[blackzer0]

Some more fashion! Some glasses for Alastor 📻

He won't wear Val's glasses... but Crowley's (Good Omens) suit him 🥸

[cardigan-bay]

Lucifer made a rubber duck especially for Valentino (he doesn't know he's awful. He might find out the hard way). Anyhow Valentino's displaying it on his mantelpiece, in Pride of place (Pride! Get it? :D)

For more information, please refer to my fic Your New Status Quo (Part one of So Hell is Forever), which can be found here:

[everythingisahoax]

Claudia Schiffer for Valentino Spring/Summer 1995

[neatfrog]

bonus:

[ghostr0tz]

Love how your drawing implies Val sleeps in his glasses. Unless that's a sleep mask that is also pink and heart shaped.

definitely not intentional just proof i cant let myself drawn when tired

[drawnandredrawn]

Starting my work day with the world's most tedious phone call so here's some doodles while I try to remain sane through it

[screwdriver-and-souffle]

So, i have the need of a rosquez fic so local it's doing hand gestures in my head where Valentino brings Marc to Cocoricò to dance and they fuck in the Priveé Vip

Cocoricò is THE club in Romagna, it's twenty minutes from Tavullia and Valentino was a habitue

[ourlordapollo]

First look at Valentino and a shoe reveal

[kpop-bbg]

[valentinoappreciator]

for once not something utterly deranged. well, okay, maybe a little bit deranged.

it is once again "i want Val to own me so much that he brushes my teeth for me when im having a bad day" hours. like it is INSANE what i would let this man do to / with me. deciding what clothes to wear, where to wear them, who to call 'a friend', what to eat, how much to eat. all that jazz.

but also.

letting him baby me? letting him brush my teeth and pat my cheek for a job well done? letting him kiss my forehead? letting him read me a goodnight story when i cant fall asleep? letting him slip into my bed so he can big-spoon me until i doze off?

valentino immediately noticing when its been a rough day, the second i step inside our apartment? val immediately pulling me to the bathroom for a good, long, relaxing bath? he even lets me use a bathbomb, even though he cant stand the intensity of the scent. val scrubbing my body, massaging my head and shoulders until im so supremely relaxed and pliant? val helping me dry off? i whine softly, and he knows that tone; im a big girl, i can do this myself! val croons at me and continues helping me into fresh clothes. val offering to cook food and promising he wont burn it this time (we both know thats a bold lie)?

fuck.

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Hey Valentino? Papi? Are you still missing your glasses? Cause I think I found them, they were in the garbage for some reason. Here you go :3 *Hands him his glasses back* 💜

"Thanks, baby."

[fancyschmancyopinions]

JANELLE MONÁE at the National Board of Review Gala on January 8th 2023 wearing VALENTINO

[inkykeiji]

I need to know how you imagine kissing vox because i literally can't get the flat screen out of my mind😪

like this!!

vox has an actual mouth—as in, a deep cavern in his face—and a tongue. i know the voxtagram posts aren’t technically ‘canon’, but we do also see him eating in those as well! just showing he has a mouth with depth and dimension to it.

but i also do think kissing him would hurt and would result in your face quite literally smushed against his own/his screen. if you have a tablet, and you kiss it, i think it would feel like that, if your tablet had a mouth you could stick your tongue into.