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Angel Dust: *traps a wasp under a cup*
Niffty: *puts down two more cups*
Angel Dust: Please, no-
Niffty: *starts shuffling the cups*
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Husk: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how attractive you are
Angel Dust, teary eyed: It's not a joke
Angel Dust: *sniffles*
Angel Dust: I'm a legit snack
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Lucifer, struggling to get into a medicine bottle: C'mon child safety lid, you know it's me
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Computer: *makes error noise*
Vox: *imitates error noise sarcastically*
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*during the battle with the hotel, realizing they have a forcefield*
Adam: What? There's a forcefield?! Why didn't you tell me?!
Lute: Well, because I wanted us to fail...OBVIOUSLY, I DIDN'T KNOW!
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Vaggie: Are you having whiskey for breakfast?
Husk: What did you have for breakfast?
Vaggie: Nothing yet-
Husk: I'm doing better than you then
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*fire alarm goes off in the middle of the night*
Charlie, Vaggie & the others: *all rush into the kitchen, half asleep*
Charlie: Is everyone okay? Niffty, what are you-
Niffty, holding a lit piece of paper under the fire alarm: ⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ'ˢ ʰᵉʳᵉ, ʷʰᵒ ᵐᵒᵛᵉᵈ ᵐʸ ᵇᵘᵍ ᶜᵒˡˡᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿ﹖...
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Lucifer: Al, I know I don't say it often, but I'm sorry for always calling you harsh names. For what it's worth, I like having you around
Alastor: No you don't
Lucifer: I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face
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Charlie: Don't wish ill upon a stranger
Alastor: Great advice, my dear, but remember, if someone has slighted me, they are no longer a stranger, but an enemy
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Valentino: *glaring*
Vox: Whoa, what's got you so angry?
Valentino: I'm not angry, Vox. Velvette stole my glasses and I can't see shit
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Angel Dust: What if Alastor voiced a GPS?
Husk: "Great job, you missed the exit, you fucking disgrace"
Angel Dust: *WHEEZING*
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Angel Dust: Hey, Smiles, Luci's sneakin' around in your radio tower
Alastor, unbothered: That's alright
Angel Dust: He's sittin' in your chair
Alastor: That's fine, I don't care
Angel Dust: He's adjustin' the chair settings
Alastor: ... Even the lumbar?
Angel Dust: Exclusively the lumbar
Alastor: I'm going to snap his spine...
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Vox: I accidentally closed a browser with over twenty tabs open. This must be how the scholars of Alexandria felt when their great library burned
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Lucifer: 'Are you okay?' by normal standards? No. By my standards? Do you see me crying? No? Then yeah, I'm good
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Angel, to Alastor: So the ingredients are just butter, flour, milk and updog
Alastor: What is updog?
Angel, shouting out the door: I TOLD YOU FUCKERS I COULD DO IT!
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Vox: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm
Alastor: That is not something you actually have installed
Vox: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION
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Charlie: What are you doing?
Angel Dust, digging into a jar of Skittles and putting some into a separate bowl: Vaggie really likes the green ones so I'm separating them
Charlie: Aww, that's sweet~
Angel Dust: What? No. I'm planning to eat them in front of her and then run
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