#valentino ask

[sluttymothman]

Welcome to my humble sex dungeon. What can I do for such a lovely specimen? You don't want a role, do you? Because I could make you a star~

ཐིཋྀ This is an indie, semi-selective, roleplay page for the man who wears lingerie as casual clothing. The pimp with the shittiest eyesight this side of Hell. The Vee’s very own, rage-filled, moth, Valentino. ཐིཋྀ

A Warning and Disclaimer.

Valentino is an evil trash pile of a demon and I, in no way, endorse or condone any of his words or actions. I will attempt to roleplay him in a manner that I think is accurate to how he is written — due to this there will be exploration of murder, sa, abusive relationships and other dark and sexual themes on this page. As someone who wants this community to be a safe space for everyone I encourage you wholeheartedly to speak to me about boundaries before we roleplay (or if they change while we are roleplaying) Remember: consent and communication are sexy.

Val is an egocentric asshole but, as a Mun, I am hugely and approachable! I promise. Please feel free to send me asks, messages and starters.

About the writer.

Chessi. She/They. 26. Libra.

A little about this page.

❤︎ This account is run by a fully-fledged adult who is 25+ and will include content that explores dark themes, sexual content and foul language. Do NOT interact with this page if you are a minor.

❤︎ I tend to write 3-4 descriptive paragraph responses in my rp. Shorter or longer is totally fine, don’t feel the need to match me (I’m a big ol’ waffler) — all I ask is that responses are long enough to give me something to work with.

❤︎ I do not currently practice mains or exclusives. I am happy to roleplay with duplicates, although, obviously my relationship with each portrayal will be different based on previous threads/events.

❤︎ I am chronically multiship. For me, it’s all about the chemistry between our muses.

❤︎ In spite of my stellar ability to ‘wax poetic’ about the most mundane of things, I am dyslexic. The reason I bring this up is just in case any errant spelling or grammar mistakes slip into my responses. I apologise, let me know and I’m always happy to edit (or just ignore them and win my lifelong affection.)

❤︎ Plot-wise, I am always happy to explore silly cross-overs and divergence from canon. I LOVE both Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss and will welcome, with open arms, any new friendships and roleplay partners. Likewise, OC’s are welcome on this page.

❤︎ Please know that there is never any pressure to reply to a post of mine in any timeframe! All I ask is that no pressure is applied on me either. If I could, I would spend all my time on here writing with all of you talented people, however, life has a habit of getting in the way.

❤︎ As you can see below, I have amassed a hefty collection of pages. If you lose inspiration/motivation for a post we are writing then it’s 100% fine, in fact I positively implore you, to let me know. We can start a new thread. We can explore a different one of my muses. Just let me know!

❤︎ I’m perhaps to least intimidating person ever (like, the kind of person who would accidentally apologise to a door if I walked into it) so please, feel comfortable to come and chat~

Other Blogs.

Main-Blog.

Lucifer Morningstar. @rubberduckydemonking

Side-Blogs.

Asmodeus. @kinkylustking

Alastor. @staticsmiles

Blitz. @assassin-imp

Moxxie. @moxxiemisfire

Fizzarolli. @froggy-fizz

Stolas. @starlit-sovereign

Angel Dust. @spiderbby

Vox. @hypno-glitch

[minimanuke]

This image was MADE for them

[onesidedradiostatic]

The most unrealistic thing about fanon Vox owning an Alastor body pillow isn't the fact he has it at all... it's that he managed to get a clear enough picture in full color to put on the pillow

LMAOOOOOOOO LITERALLY BUT. BUT. consider. he commissioned a really good artist to make really realistic art of alastor so it's technically not an actual picture of alastor.

slightly related but I have this joke written in my head where vox and val get into an argument and in an attempt to placate him, val says he'll commission someone to make a very sexy painting of alastor for him. meanwhile, back in the hotel, lucifer gets a ping on his phone and says "someone just asked me to make a sexy painting of alastor for $50k" and alastor is standing there just.

a what.

[smthaboutuss]

Some V doodls, they make me feel fuzzy like an electrically charged balloon..

First pic was for u anon, I imagine Vel is kinda protective of him lol!

[allastoredeer]

I LOVE BOTTOM ALASTOR ❤️❤️❤️

Anyway what do you think Lucifer reaction would be to seeing Alastor in a dress.

Also what would he do if he saw Vox or Valentino flirting with HIS alastor

My ideal Lucifer reaction is Alastor looking amazing in a dress and Lucifer being angrily flustered about it.

The last bit of the ask inspired a comic tho, which is why it took my so long to answer LOL:

Part 1 cuz its taking too long to finish the other pages and I'm too impatient to post it all together).

Part 2 ->

[helluvapoison]

I just know Velvet would cling onto Bodyguard!Readers arm while they're escorting her somewhere, but what about the other Vees? Would Vox even consider touching Reader in public? Obviously Val would be touchy, but to what extent?

-Cannibal Anon :)

˚✧₊⁎ Velvette ⁎⁺˳✧༚

You help her out of cars after opening the door, she hugs your arm and uses her other hand to text, vlog or swipe on her phone. It’s become second nature for Velvette to do so. When you’re not walking beside her, her lips pull to a pout and her eyes scour the area like she’s forgotten something. It feels like something’s missing, like her phone— except she has that?

˚✧₊⁎ Vox ⁎⁺˳✧༚

He walks and talks fast, solidifying his authority by taking two steps in front of whoever he’s speaking with. With you it’s… harder to do that. You’re supposed to walk behind him, you’re supposed to be guarding him! But he wants you by his side. Vox settles for a compromise you remain unaware of. He’ll face the front with his hands behind his back and keep you the same distance he would anyone else, but one eye (specifically the left) is peaking through any camera available to keep you in sight

˚✧₊⁎ Valentino ⁎⁺˳✧༚

Personal space? What is that, he has no idea and that’s been evident from day one! Val is touchy with everyone and anyone, even those he just met. He’ll keep you close one way or another. More than happy to drape an arm around your shoulder and your waist at the same time.. or keep a collar and leash on you to strike a certain image of himself. ‘Look at Valentino, he has a pet cannibal. Don’t get too close, it bites’

[triona-tribblescore]

Tumblr is being mean and not letting me post the actual video here but this is what I've been doing the last week or so :D Very excited about it lmao

[ghostr0tz]

Cold blooded Valentino using Vox as his main heatsource when he rests would be super dramatic over it every winter. "Vox! Do you want me to freeze? Cuddle me or I die!"

He has a big heatlamp in his room, but getting warmed up by Vox is always his prefered option. Unless he's mad at Vox in which case he'll suddenly remember the heatlamp exists and start using it.

okay this really made me laugh JKHDKJHASHSD

[robo-beasty]

Bald-ize Valentino in human version🥺🥺 just for me🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏

-🟦🧊

You hurt me. You hurt me, but I'll do it. Just for you, my little shnookums.

[lingerdingdong]

Marc Revelado Documentary clip and English transcript

[jellyskink]

all the domestic ford stuff is kinda depressing low key, why not we lighten the mood with the FIDDAUTHOR!

As a palate cleanser, here’s Ford protecting his Fiddlewife by doing that dumb little chest puff thing 💖

[the-grand-av3]

Question to Alastor (but the rest can hear it too), are Hust and Angel Dust dating?

Indeed! Quite the duo, I'd've never imagined it!

Matching necklaces~

Hm.

[kibbles-bits]

also yess PRAISE THAT TV VAL!

ok

(Read the Heaven's Best AU HERE)

[onesidedradiostatic]

Counterpoint: he thinks the colors are pretty but doesn’t know what the flag means. His eyes are shit too, he might think it’s a sunset over water kind of image.

(prev ask)

you're right actually he couldn't see shit during velvette's presentation so he didn't entirely get it

it was a very pretty sunset though so he accepted it

(sorry another dumb random doodle)

[smthaboutuss]

someone requested ages ago if I could draw Vox catching a virus bc of Val, I suddenly remembered that ask and was like yeahhh 😭

[allastoredeer]

wait a minute

in the Undercover Angel AU

The VVV Watch everything

What is their reaction to this?

The most important thing is what is Vox's reaction to this information.

Undercover Angel AU - Part 3

Vox's brain got fried.

<- Part 2 | Part 4 ->

Tagged peeps below ⬇️

@exvangelical-christian-nerd, @rerarlo, @athanasthos