#vaike fire emblem

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

chrom would jokingly call his dick 'the falchion' and then henry (he was having gay sex with henry at the time) would be like "hey guess what chrom calls his dick" and then vaike would be like "the falchion? because he called it that when we had gay sex and also he was terrible at it" and then chrom would be like "i dont call it the falchion" and libra would show up like "wait, did someone say 'the falchion?' like what chrom calls his dick when he has terrible terrible gay sex with someone" and then fredrick would be like "pick a dick and jerk!" and gregor would be like "Я называю свой член «член Грегора», потому что это чей это член!"

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[monolythmuse]

The brain worms are back. More of this soon :)

[marilldraws]

Summer Vaike ^_^

[sunsickle]

tbh it’s kind of embarrassing that the vaike is giving me the motivation to draw once again

[emblemxeno]

I should be sleeping rn but there were some important developments

I love you and your bulge, king 😘

[indigowallbreaker]

My theory on why Vaike in FEH was delayed so long:

[johnchrom89]

Chrom and Vaike - Summer Chaos

Chrom can't ride a horse. That's the joke.

[lovely-english-rose]

VAIKES ART IS SO BEAUTIFUL

[djtitus921]

DAW SHIT! Happy Birthday Chrom!

[potatoleartblog]

Vaike doods

[cchanticleer]

I am officially throwing my hat into the Awakening fankid ring

This started when i was playing the Gay Awakening mod and realized i wasn't using the male units at all, since they wouldn't have kids. So i thought. What if i made my own kids for 'em

I will almost certainly never actually make that mod, since it would be, logistically and practically, An Absolute Pain In The Ass, but i've had a blast coming up with them. I have a few more ideas (kids for Kellam, Lon'qu, and Frederick are the most developed) but Einar's turning out to be my favorite.

More details on Einar under the cut

Bio: When she was young, she was out training with her father when the two of them were attacked by the Risen. Vaike was killed, and Einar was thought to have died alongside him. However, she managed to escape, and spent a significant amount of her childhood alone in the wilderness. Once she became strong enough to fight back rather than simply run away, she dedicated herself to hunting the Risen. She took the (now inert) death-mask from the first Risen Chief she ever killed as a trophy, and wears it when she fights.

She was eventually reunited with the remaining Shepherds, but her time spent in isolation had left her with a very abrasive personality that made it difficult for her to interact with others. Like, she's the type of person who's ""brutally honest"" and is very bad at respecting other people's boundaries. Will unintentionally say really shitty things to people and genuinely not understand what the issue is. Most of the other future-kids either don't like her, or don't know how to relate to her. She recognizes that others are put off by her behavior, but doesn't know how else she's supposed to act. She's pretty well given up on making friends by the time she ends up in the past.

In adulthood Einar continues to go off on her own for weeks at a time, only rejoining the army when she runs out of supplies or gets an injury that she can't walk off. It took some convincing to get her to come to the past with the others, as she would have been content to remain in the future and keep on fighting the Risen there. Only came back when she realized that she would be able to meet Vaike in his prime, and she wanted to test her strength against his.

If she's a Manakete or Taguel, she is unused to fighting while transformed since she never had beast stones/dragon stones while out on her own.

In denial about how fucked up her childhood was and how much of an effect it had on her. Convinced that turned out perfectly well-adjusted (she did not) and it wasn't even that bad (it was). Becomes enraged if she thinks anyone is showing her pity. Internally jealous of the other future-kids, thinking they had cushy, spoiled childhoods (despite the fact they were also Experiencing The Horrors). This resentment is not very well hidden, but she'll deny emphatically that it's there because she's not angry about what she went through at all, actually, she's doing great, it's everyone else who's hung up about it-

Uneducated, but not stupid; she can read and write but is pretty slow at it. Becomes frustrated easily when others expect her to know things that she never had a chance to learn.

Paralogue

Chrom and the Shepherds hear word of a woman fighting off a horde of Risen single-handedly, and rush to assist her.

They track down Einar, and see that she's doing just fine but go to help her anyway. Once she sees them joining the fight, however, she forgets about the Risen and starts fighting the Shepherds, wanting to see how strong they really are.

Route the Enemy. Einar starts battle as an Ally Unit, switches to Enemy Unit when Player Units come within her range, or when talked to by Chrom or Vaike. She will be recruited after the battle ends.

Potential Supports

Vaike: Vaike wants to bond with his daughter, she just wants to fight. He's down at first, but starts getting frustrated over her single-mindedness. He doesn't quite manage to realize the irony of it. He's pretty pissed at his future self for leaving his kid alone.

2nd Parent: She was still young when she was lost, and by the time she was found her other parent had already died, so she has very little memory of them. They try to bond with her in their own way, with varying results.

Sibling: Has a rocky relationship with most potential siblings. Is much more open about resenting her sibling's childhood, and is very resistant to any attempts they make to get closer to her. She does genuinely care about them, it's just buried under her mountain of trauma.

Robin: They are frustrated by Einar's tendency to go off on her own and ignore planned battle strategies. Tries different methods to make her integrate into the group more, with poor results.

Lucina: Lucina has some guilt over Einar, feeling that she's taking advantage of her by ordering her out into the most dangerous fights alone; Einar doesn't see what the problem is, especially since she consistently jumps into said fights before Lucina even has a chance to give the orders.

As Siblings: Lucina feels even more guilty about everything, but this time the guilt actively pisses Einar off as now she feels some degree of duty to kill the Risen as Chrom's daughter. B-Support would be pretty close to the usual Luci sibling B-Support, except she would be explosively furious at Lucina for suggesting that she could die, and she refuses to even touch the Falchion after that. Lucina is surprised by her anger because she didn't think Einar actually liked her all that much.

Owain: They were reasonably close as kids and he pretty heavily mythologized her after her apparent death. Was pretty bummed when she came back and didn't match up with his stories at all.

As Siblings: He's the potential sibling that she has the worst relationship with, since Owain was canonically present for his father's death. They were both training with Vaike when the Risen attacked them, where Vaike was killed while defending Owain. Both kids managed to escape, but only Owain made it home afterwards.

Kjelle: Kjelle can't stand her, but she's the only one who can keep up with her training regiment, so she tolerates her.

Nah: Einar really really really wants to wrestle a dragon

Noire: Einar constantly tries to provoke Noire into slipping into her other personality, since she thinks it's funny. They get along surprisingly well.

As Siblings: She still provokes her, but also feels bad about Noire being left to grow up with Tharja alone. The only potential sibling that she doesn't openly resent from the start.

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

Vaike‘s in heroes and his summer skin is being a shirtless beach Himbo wielding a cock shell happy pride month to me

cock shell

[kplays]

As Vaike weilds an axe I felt it fitting to put him here too

[marilldraws]

Summer Vaike is on the way

[frickingnerd]

vaike with a competitive s/o

pairing: vaike x gn!reader

tags: silly & wholesome fluff, established romantic relationship

you two seem to be too hot headed to work as a couple and yet you are together! 

the other members of the shepherds aren't even sure when the two of you became a couple! 

one moment you were training together like every other day and the next moment you're kissing

to say they were all surprised is an understatement! 

and they're even more surprised how well you two work as a couple

everyone had expected that you wouldn't last long since you're both so competitive and that you'd end up fighting a lot

but somehow you two motivate each other with your competitive nature rather than tick each other off

besides, now that you're a couple, you always have a training partner by your side! 

[emblemxeno]

...Well at least Vaike is free lol