#v-42 stiletto

[pongnosis]

ponggggggg bestie do you think yassen names his guns. DO YOU THINK ROSS NAMES HIS KNIVES. i think yassen would be a little averse to the whole naming thing considering hunter told him not to refer to his victims by names because it made them human. i feel like he would internalize that and think of his guns as mere weapons, as convenience, as tools and nothing more but still i'm sort of curious because some part of me also thinks he could name them. idk. he was petty enough to become an assassin just to spite him and the fact that he has a fav gun??? [it was a beretta right?] but this is also somewhat a useful tip. idkkkk im sleepy and feeling rambly and im making it your problem. also i bet gordon gives them the goofiest or the most poetic names. no in between. man's got a sense of humour but also has that shitton of history ping-ponging [heh] around in his head. anyways i think i'll go & try to catch some sleep. byeee <3

I think the only sentimental thing Yassen might have is the Fer de Lance, and that's one hundred percent headcanon, given that she might as well be a charter (or SCORPIA-owned) based on the information we got on her in Eagle Strike (look, I like ships, don't ship-shame!). I just really like the idea of Yassen having one thing that is his, and the unwelcoming looks of her, the tinted glass in the windows, and the name all seem like something he'd like. Everything else, especially his weapons, I think he has a very pragmatic approach to. They're something to be used and discarded if necessary, chosen based on the needs of the operation, and little else.

… except the Grach. I HAVE OPINIONS ON THIS ONE.

So. SO. Eagle Strike, page 49 in my version (Walker Books 2015 edition, from the box set, so who knows what the line originally said, but I've only ever seen the Grach referenced in fandom): "The gun was a Grach MP-443, black, with a short muzzle and a ribbed stock. It was Russian, of course, new army issue."

This is yet another enty in "Why Timelines Are, Like, Vibes Man", the ongoing saga by Ahorz.

The Grach MP-443 (wiki link) was developed in the nineties but didn't enter service until 2003, and while it was adopted as the standard sidearm, this did by no means happen immediately. It took YEARS for mass production to really start. For years after, there were - and still are - other Russian guns that were in far more common use and much easier to get a hold of for Yassen, who would presumably want to replace his gun fairly regularly to avoid inconvenient evidence.

Ignoring the timeline issue of exactly what year the books are set in (and whether the Grach was even in actual production by then), it seems like a very deliberate choice by Yassen. The Grach is not the best gun out there. It's not the most reliable, not the easiest one to find, not the most common (and more anonymous). It was, however, the new standard sidearm for the Russian military - the country that took everything from Yassen - and going out of his way to choose a weapon that most of the Russian military still hadn't been issued, one after the other to discard of when they became evidence, seems just like the sort of deliberately petty move he would like. A subtle 'fuck you' to his former home.

ALSO. I agree, Ross absolutely names his favourite knives. He'll rant about the bad ones if you get him going, but his favourite, most perfect knives, those get the adoring names. He's so the type to have an original V-42 stiletto in beautiful condition that he's named Rose.

[pattern-53-enfield]

Got my Boker V-42 today. Came with some extra goodies!

[themadvigilantist]

Paige boarded the Nevermore after what seemed like a lifetime away. She had needed the break, sure, but when they parted it felt like the universe slowed down considerably. Even during Christmas, a time she should have felt quite overjoyed, she found her thoughts drifting back.

So when she found herself back, she immediately gave V the hand wrapped gift. “I’ve been thinking.. never a good idea, but back on Earth you get enough time to do it.. well, maybe you should open your gift first.”

Inside, she’ll find an old dagger, a V-42 Stiletto military issue, and a sheath. They both had seen the wears of time, but otherwise were in decent condition.

Credit for the pic:

“It’s a World War 2 dagger. And before you ask, no, it’s not like from my family or anything. I tracked it down especially for you. Took me a while, cost me a bit, but luckily someone’s been making sure I’m taken care of.” She figured V could figure out how lethal the dagger actually was, how it was mostly a stabbing weapon. The thumb groove, for slashing, and the pommel for hitting.

“Probably don’t have to tell you that a stiletto dagger was the Italian assassin’s preferred weapon. But it was also a Knight’s secondary weapon. And it’s from my home, so it’s got some personal connection to me. Thought about giving it a name, but the Army already did. V-42. Literally has your name on it.”

“I doubt you’d want to use it, but still.. Merry Christmas, V. And it’s nice to see you again.”

V had landed in Rosewood after what felt like eons ago and it was Christmas - pure luck on that bit. Still, she was happy that she got there at all. She had presents, decorated around the console as a makeshift christmas tree.

Though, when she saw Paige come inside, her ship seemed to hum happily as V grinned, almost not noticing the present in the other woman's hands.

"Good idea?" She asked out of curiosity as she started to open it and then her face lit up like a child in a toy store. She was going to ask but, the other seemed to have read her mind. V unsheath the dagger, listening to Paige describing it as well as - from what it sounded like to V - how the other acquired it. V seemed to admire the weapon, almost hypnotised by it.

It felt good in her hands, only chuckling at the name it was given before V forced herself to put the dagger back.

 “Oh, I'll find a use for her.” She pointed out to Paige but, also as a reminder to herself.

V's grin turned into a full-on smile, “I love it, Paige. And you. Happy Christmas.”. A thought came to her then before her eyes skimmed through the glittering, wrapped, bow-ed boxes. "Oh, I have your present too. Well, presents. Don't worry, they can fit through the doors."

[tb5-hellbound]

here is a long ago conversation about talented amateurs, between me and a much better writer

if it’s of interest to anybody, here’s a long ago conversation I had with a very dear friend (and the best writer I know), about this story and the shape of it. it probably would’ve taken place around November of 2018, which is wild to remember. My daughter was 3. I was in the middle of moving house. TAG still hadn’t aired S3. I came to know so much about this story that it’s surprising to remember that I didn’t know when I wrote the first chapter that it even WAS a first chapter.

and not featured here, but still necessary to thank personally for putting up with similar ramblings over the course of the past two years are @space-baegel, @scribeofred and @drdone. 

Anyway. Here’s a behind the scenes glimpse at what I knew in November of 2018. Thanks for reading <3

Prelude 9:27 pm also i have another 2k in TA Kate 9:27 pm and you do not have enough hours in the day Prelude 9:27 pm and they are about to have a Big Talk Kate 9:27 pm OOOOH KHNDFKLVGERUILG i just got SO excited Prelude 9:27 pm no and I have a small person sitting on my lap yelling SUPER JUMP SUPER JUMP and not finishing her pizza Kate 9:28 pm hahshaaha she is my spirit animal except i would have finished the pizza in the first 30 seconds Prelude 9:29 pm hahaha yeah she got distracted by puppy games on her phone Kate 9:29 pm oh well then that is understandable Prelude 9:30 pm the problem is she still sits on my lap and she weighs forty pounds she is 3’6" and people think she’s a six year old Kate 9:31 pm she sounds exactly like my cousin sam she’s going to be TALL Prelude 9:31 pm oh yeah freakish Kate 9:31 pm are you and hubby tall? Prelude 9:31 pm oh yes Kate 9:31 pm both? Prelude 9:31 pm I’m 5’9", he’s 6’1" Kate 9:31 pm ahhh yess Prelude 9:32 pm I’m the shortest member of my family, although that may have changed Kate 9:32 pm but good height comparison between the two of you Prelude 9:32 pm My sister tells me she’s 5’7" I do not believe Kate 9:32 pm i would like to be 5’7" or even 5’5" Prelude 9:32 pm oh no kate are you tiny i write Penelope as very very tiny Kate 9:32 pm yes, i relate like in TA when you wrote that bit about gordon hovering above her i am her height Prelude 9:33 pm ehehehehehe Kate 9:33 pm so i could completely visualize it Prelude 9:33 pm niiiiice i love me a good height difference Kate 9:33 pm i mean anyone can visualize it but i mean i have been there lil lol i like guys at like 5’10" Prelude 9:33 pm Not Too Tall Kate 9:34 pm the 5’9" or 5’10" is great for my height YES EXACTLY Prelude 9:34 pm She wears like crazy high heels also like she’s wearing platform stilettos half the time. Kate 9:34 pm right i used to, i miss heels Prelude 9:34 pm i love a girl in Good Shoes Kate 9:34 pm i like opportunities to wear heels i haven’t in like a full year ME TOO! Prelude 9:34 pm (spoilers gordon is going to discover that he has a bit of a Shoe Thing) Kate 9:34 pm OH YES I AM READY Prelude 9:35 pm hahahahaha you just sit on the sidelines and cheer everytime I say these sinful things about this very good boy Kate 9:35 pm because i am the biggest, biggest fan of said sinful things Prelude 9:35 pm good, you keep me going Kate 9:35 pm really, just the biggest fan Prelude 9:35 pm It is very helpful Kate 9:35 pm i will be your cheerleader i am that peron person that wants the gritty stuff i want the details Prelude 9:36 pm bless your heart but also like I don’t think I’ll ever get to SMUT territory Kate 9:36 pm keeps me going Prelude 9:36 pm I just like writing like Kate 9:36 pm right Prelude 9:36 pm passions Kate 9:36 pm not that i would expect you too Prelude 9:36 pm not that I couldn’t either Kate 9:36 pm but you tow the line like where you are with TA is Prelude 9:36 pm I walk that tightrope Kate 9:36 pm perfect Prelude 9:36 pm the artful cutaway Kate 9:37 pm b/c then it’s really all left up to the imagination to fill in what you please yes! Prelude 9:37 pm the “oh by the way I can hold my breath for four minutes and I played clarinet in highschool” like Kate 9:37 pm i like that more than actual smut Prelude 9:37 pm subtle yknow Kate 9:37 pm LOL Prelude 9:37 pm see, you get it 😉 Kate 9:37 pm but you say things like"fuckfest" and it makes me happy b/c the deed was done, but again your imagination fills in the details Prelude 9:38 pm exactly and honestly the hardest thing about writing this stuff is writing what they’re both actually doing because I can’t just have the pair of them lying there but i’m very bad at visualizing I need like a pair of very bendy barbies artist doll things Kate 9:39 pm i like it when it’s right there, right at the edge, but then you (as the reader) take it there b/c we all have our own ideas and interpretations of events and what should happen and the way it happens Prelude 9:39 pm yeah! Kate 9:39 pm lol right Prelude 9:39 pm like, i will give you all of the bricks and all of the mortar you fit 'em together Kate 9:39 pm yes, love it! Prelude 9:40 pm ahhh but also like Kate 9:40 pm aw dang now i need more, prelude Prelude 9:40 pm well I mean also like, talking about the terms of their relationship and the fact that they’re going to have a relationship or at least see what happens Kate 9:41 pm i need it okay Prelude 9:41 pm oh man kate if I keep it going there’s gonna be So Much drama with Scotty Kate 9:41 pm like romance is also my New Thing okay like WAIT WAIT WHAT ABOUT DRAMA WITH SCOTT Prelude 9:42 pm oh yeah Kate 9:42 pm TELL ME MORE Prelude 9:42 pm if Gordon gets Penny pregnant, Scott is gonna rip him the fuck in half Kate 9:42 pm BUT LIEK like i don’t care i need it i need to see how it shifts the dynamics for all of them Prelude 9:42 pm oh yes it’s gonna be like, to the point of massive overreaction, almost for a Reason Kate 9:43 pm but that fits with scott i would expect that from scott does it have to do with age Prelude 9:43 pm well, i think for Scott the thing is that he like got a girl pregnant when he was in high school Kate 9:43 pm with scott stepping into dad role OMG YES keep going i am so excited Prelude 9:43 pm and she didn’t keep it, and that was for the best Kate 9:43 pm there are 5 boys in this family you can’t tell me an oops didn’t happen at least once Prelude 9:44 pm But he hates himself for being so irresponsible and stupid and impulsive and young Kate 9:44 pm yes yes yes the scott/gordon dynamic i am fucking HERE for it Prelude 9:44 pm me too But this is also just such a huge thing for Penelope because like her whole life and this was just supposed to be a sort of “well we’ll see” kind of a thing and the first impulsive night they have together, the unthinkable happened and of course she’s not on birth control, she hasn’t been in a serious relationship in a couple of years now And why would he have brought condoms to his grandma’s birthday party and they both should’ve thought about the potential for this consequence, but there’s such an afterglow and it seems more important to think about their relationship and neither of them figured this could happen Kate 9:46 pm right right and passion is like a real fucker that changes everything Prelude 9:47 pm no pun intended Kate 9:47 pm HA Prelude 9:47 pm and they were both looking forward to that courtship phase like Kate 9:47 pm but passion is a fickle bitch, it’s all about the moment she comes for even the most sensible Prelude 9:48 pm the thing that’s going to happen in this chapter is that she’s going to say “okay, let’s do this right. would you rather I took you out for valentine’s day or for your birthday?” “And would you rather go to Paris or Nice?” Kate 9:48 pm oh man grabby hands i’m super excited for the scott parts of this like i love the g/p part too obvs but what scott would go through would be a big Thing he is very emotitonal Prelude 9:49 pm oh yeah Kate 9:49 pm emotional Prelude 9:49 pm I think like Gordon doesn’t know about Scott’s thing And like john or somebody sort of has to take him aside and quietly explain Kate 9:50 pm also, you may not have ever even gone here, but due to my recent obsession, that then makes me think of virgil and kayo if they’re messing around too to be careful shit happens any of them, really, i guess Prelude 9:50 pm oH yeah Kate 9:50 pm i wanna be inside scott’s head when the news comes out Prelude 9:50 pm no they are fanatically careful and they are like Kate 9:50 pm so they are like straight up doing it though? Prelude 9:50 pm no, they’ve been doing this for like a year and a half No one knows Kate 9:50 pm like they are THERE Prelude 9:50 pm Oh yeah They are total fuckbuddies Kate 9:50 pm OH WAIT really? that long?! Prelude 9:51 pm oh yeah Kate 9:51 pm wow, that’s even ebtter better Prelude 9:51 pm no, they have a Thing They have a System Kate 9:51 pm also, i am super impressed that they kept it quiet for that long Prelude 9:51 pm Oh yeah Kate 9:51 pm which makes sense considering kayo Prelude 9:51 pm Yeah, entirely Kate 9:51 pm is special ops or whatever Prelude 9:51 pm I think Virgil’s just like I mean Kate 9:51 pm but like, i dunno, i love it Prelude 9:52 pm I think he’s the place where everybody else goes with secrets Kate 9:52 pm and i kinda like looking at the various dynamics Prelude 9:52 pm but he’s insanely good at keeping his own Kate 9:52 pm of what is and what isn’t YES i’ve always headcanoned virgil that way too Prelude 9:52 pm I think Somebody might know about Virgil hahahaha I also kind of I mean like Kate 9:52 pm wait tell me about the system Prelude 9:52 pm there’s a place I wanna go with Virgil Kate 9:52 pm i am sorry Prelude 9:52 pm haha I don’t know much yet Kate 9:52 pm i hijacked this conversation Prelude 9:52 pm but it’s like no no, it’s cool Kate 9:53 pm from pen and ink to virgil Prelude 9:53 pm No, I gotchu fam Kate 9:53 pm and kayo lol but i have thought lots about the first 2 Prelude 9:53 pm I think they have like Kate 9:53 pm and v/k is new and exciting for me lol WAIT THIS PLACE TELL ME MORE Prelude 9:53 pm hahaha well like I mean, it’s meant to be sort of an overall examination of relationships in the family Kate 9:53 pm yes yes Prelude 9:54 pm and how some of them know some things about each other and some of them know other things and some things are secret Like, Scott/Jane have a secret relationship, but I think like Alan knows or something Alan also still kind of has a thing for Kayo, but he’s aware that it’s dumb and he needs to get over it but he’s still gonna be really hurt if he finds out about her and virgil Kate 9:54 pm awww yeah Prelude 9:54 pm And then like I waaaaaant like Kate 9:55 pm poor ala alan just in general Prelude 9:55 pm like, there’s sort of two major ships with Virgil are V/B and V/K. and I kinda wanna go both places. I think Virgil is bi, but people tend to assume he’s gay. And I think maybe for a while he and Brains were kind of a thing, but also with that same sort of secrecy, and not like, in the fuckbuddy kinda way. I think they did more like traditional dating, just out of curiosity. But that hasn’t been a thing in ages, and they basically came to the conclusion that they’re happier as friends. Kate 9:57 pm hmmm would you try to explore both within this universe? Prelude 9:57 pm I think so. Kate 9:57 pm like the TA universe? wow! girl, you’ve got your work cut out for you! Prelude 9:57 pm Mostly just because I want Gordon to get mad as hell at Virgil, for having fooled around with the only two people on the island that they’re not related to, “you enormous lumberjack slut.” like, i want FIGHTS Kate 9:58 pm hahahahahha Prelude 9:58 pm “you beefy plaid whore” Kate 9:58 pm i don’t know why, but i have a hard time seeing brains in any sort of relationship with anyone Prelude 9:59 pm Yeah, that’s fair Kate 9:59 pm maybe it’s because i never formed an attachment to him? Prelude 9:59 pm I hear you Kate 9:59 pm or because he’s always like WORK SCIENCE OOPS Prelude 9:59 pm I mostly like the idea of Virgil being secretive about his personal relationships to the point that people assume he doesn’t have them. Kate 9:59 pm but also i LOVE the insults from gordon you beefy plaid whore HHAHAHAHA so virgil/kayo would end up coming out? Prelude 10:00 pm “you flannel strumpet” “there are two people on this island you don’t share dna with and you fucked both of them” (he didn’t, actually) (also scott knew about virgil/brains being a thing and this is why he thinks virgil is gay) Kate 10:00 pm like a total accident? how would gordon know? i wanna see this fight Prelude 10:00 pm Oh yeah, they’re in better shape than anyone else Kate 10:00 pm hahahaha Prelude 10:00 pm I think it comes out in one capacity or another Kate 10:00 pm hahahhahahaha the insults are amazing how would scott feel about that? Prelude 10:00 pm Either Virgil owns up for some reason, possibly to keep Scott from really tearing into Gordon Kate 10:00 pm with his whole secret jane thing oooh you know that is EXACTLY what virgil would do try to reason Prelude 10:01 pm i think there’s a massive blow out Kate 10:01 pm ooooh no i’m getting even more invested in v.k now Prelude 10:01 pm and Virgil grabs John and is like “okay, I’ll take Scott, you take Gordon.” Kate 10:01 pm like, what happens from there OOOH OOOH Prelude 10:02 pm i think V probably goes to Kayo and says “okay, i think I need to talk to Scott about us” Kate 10:02 pm KEEP GOING TELL ME MORE Prelude 10:02 pm And she’s like “MMMMMMM NOT SURE I DIG ON THAT, THERE IS LITERALLY A SMOKING CRATER WHERE GORDON WAS STANDING” “yeah but that’s why we gotta” I think John’s a bigger factor for Gordon vs the whole potential parenthood thing because I’ll always write him as aro/ace But he’s also the person with the closest analogue to a child, in EOS Kate 10:04 pm okay okay although, scott too Prelude 10:04 pm Oh yeah Kate 10:04 pm kinda assuming father role Prelude 10:04 pm Oh totally Kate 10:04 pm oh man oh man sarah Prelude 10:04 pm “I’m just telling you what Dad told me when I did this” Kate 10:04 pm you have no idea the kind of feels i have right now OH OOOH MAN Prelude 10:05 pm Gordon being like “excuse me, I did not knock up a cheerleader I’d known for three weeks in the back of Grandpa’s truck when i was seventeen” Prelude 10:06 pm “if the great state of kansas had an age of consent any younger than sixteen, what you did would’ve been statutory” then probably there’s some punching Kate 10:06 pm ooooh shit lol yeah yeah, there’s definitely some punching Prelude 10:07 pm hahaha oh man i just wrote a line Kate 10:07 pm OH DID YOU NOW Prelude 10:07 pm “Not much for sleeping late, then?” she inquires, curious more than she is critical. “Personally, I’ve got a terrible fondness for a good lie-in.”

“I get nervous when I don’t know what time it is,” he admits, a little sheepishly. “I mean—it doesn’t matter. S’just…I dunno, I’m all hungover. And we’re supposed to be outta here by noon. And—and I don’t mean to keep coming back to it, but my entire family, Penelope. Right outside your bedroom door. My grandmother. We weren’t supposed to get her anything, but like…happy birthday, Grandma! I slept with our London Agent.”

“Well, if it helps, it was well after midnight before anything of consequence actually happened.” Penelope tilts her head slightly (adorably), and seems bemused by the concept. “But then, it does beg the question—is that something she would consider a gift?”

Gordon shrugs. “There’s a reason Grandma rhymes with drama.”

On the topic of drama, her answering sigh is exaggerated, but tolerant. “Yes, because you’re an American and you pronounce everything incorrectly.” Kate 10:08 pm lol penny but seriously, i LOVE this and i love the direction it’s going and i love everything i know about the overall shakeup for the family Prelude 10:09 pm oh yes I’m very excited Kate 10:09 pm i can’t describe to you how excited i am for all of this!!! Prelude 10:10 pm hahaha good! motivate me! Kate 10:10 pm how?!?! i’ve done LOTS of screaming!!! lol Prelude 10:11 pm hahaha i mean you are! you are super motivating me Kate 10:11 pm YAYAYAYAY!!! i’m a sucker for relationships and analyzing them throwing wrenches into them lol Prelude 10:11 pm yeah! also Gordon and Grandma and “grandma i fucked up” and just like Kate 10:12 pm OH my gosh yes!!! Prelude 10:12 pm being so upset at how this changes what he thought was goign to play out like, he wanted the chance to fall in love with her i mean, more in love with her but like, to do it Right Kate 10:13 pm right, follow kind of the natural course Prelude 10:13 pm and to have to figure out how to make their relationship work out between their respective jobs because I also think she’s like “I don’t want an abortion” Kate 10:14 pm and the added pressure of distance Prelude 10:14 pm I kind of don’t think that’s in her nature Kate 10:14 pm or how to come together like at least v/k are on the same island Prelude 10:14 pm yeah, exactly Kate 10:14 pm i would assume too, for penny, there’s some sort of expectation of how things should be like, from a social standpoint from a name standpoint Prelude 10:15 pm Yeah, exactly she’s just like staring down the barrel of this scandal and like she’s run into a crumbling south american temple without batting an eye but this scares her Kate 10:16 pm yes that makes perfect sense things are going to change moving forward, forever but there’s really no way of knowing how things will play out Prelude 10:16 pm And their family is so private like so incredibly private she’s lived her whole life in the public eye and he just hasn’t aaaaaah and like man Kate 10:17 pm yesss there are so many factors at play Prelude 10:18 pm he wants so much to do right by her, and like, he already loves her enough to marry her but now he doesn’t know if he should ask or what she’d say if he did or if she wants that Kate 10:18 pm and emotions are so high that i’d think that’d impact a lot like as far as asking for marriage Prelude 10:18 pm also preggo hormones yeah, exactly and like Penny being told that she can’t do that secret side of her job any more she has to be just a socialite Kate 10:19 pm and i’d think maybe this might challenge the nature of their jobs? for anyone involved? Prelude 10:19 pm oh yeah Gordon’s gonna get benched Kate 10:19 pm yeeeep good thing they don’t need him for things like deep sea rig explosions Prelude 10:20 pm wELL not like Penny can do it either Kate 10:20 pm right but that’s what i mean they both do these kinds of things Prelude 10:20 pm exactly Kate 10:20 pm but now adding a child brings in a whole lot more to think about and i am thrilled to see how it plays out!!! Prelude 10:20 pm and now they both have each other on the sidelines Kate 10:20 pm ahhhhhh!!! Prelude 10:20 pm yeah!!! i gotta!!! write it!!! Kate 10:20 pm on the sidelines YES and the virgil/kayo Prelude 10:21 pm “go have a tea party with penny or whatever it is she does” oh yeah Kate 10:21 pm i hope you know you’ve created a monster and i will NEVER let this go even if it takes YEARS AND YEARS Prelude 10:21 pm I think v/k going like “…well should we try and be a thing now? like a real thing? like stuff is changing, should we take that opportunity?” Kate 10:21 pm i’ll always be there, whispering in your ear HAHAHA Prelude 10:21 pm “…what if we don’t work as a thing?” Kate 10:21 pm YES YES and it would be virgil that makes the proposition, yes? Prelude 10:22 pm Oh yeah oh man Grandma taking Gordon aside and being like “the only reason your mother and father got together was because Scott was conceived in a hayloft when your dad was twenty-one, he can get off his high-horse.” “And there are five of you and your parents loved each other more than anything.” Kate 10:22 pm was it intiially like, one of them that said ‘let’s just keep it where it’s at’ or like, very adamantly keep it as fuckbuddies on the dl Prelude 10:22 pm “this doesn’t have to be a disaster” Kate 10:23 pm YES Prelude 10:23 pm I think Kayo is a little bit scared to be caught keeping another secret from the boys. Kate 10:23 pm GRANDMA FOR THE WIN Prelude 10:23 pm and also being like “your dad never meant for IR to be your entire lives” Kate 10:23 pm at least she has virgil in it with her and if anyone is sensible in that family, it’s virgil yes 😔 ir really is literally everything Prelude 10:23 pm “you’re meant to have partners, you’re meant to have your own futures, you’re meant to grow up and learn how to make this a part of your lives and not the totality” And like Kate 10:24 pm impacts ALL areas of their lives Prelude 10:24 pm the core of the reason why any of them keep these secrets at all is because they’re afraid of how it would impact IR and Dad’s legacy Kate 10:24 pm oh my gosh sarah i am fucking here for it and fucking pumped!!! Prelude 10:24 pm and none of them want to be the guy to ruin that. hahahahaha ily kate you complete me Kate 10:24 pm <3 Prelude 10:24 pm i am down to talk about this always Kate 10:24 pm ME FUCKING TOO cuz see, you’re looking at what comes next, and what happens later, not just right now and i fucking APPRECIATE THAT Prelude 10:25 pm oh yeah I am a Big Picture Person and I am very much about the interplay of all these relationships Kate 10:25 pm ugh me too Prelude 10:25 pm and how these different connections form and also like Kate 10:25 pm YES Prelude 10:25 pm unexpected connections Kate 10:25 pm and they’re all getting older Prelude 10:25 pm Like Kate 10:25 pm and things change Prelude 10:25 pm exactly! like it’s so significant that Gordon goes to her intially because he’s like “i need to start getting over you” Prelude 10:26 pm and she’s like “well first you’re gonna be under me for a bit” Kate 10:26 pm and if they’ve found someone that they could make a life with, it’s important that those things happen Kate 10:26 pm b/c of fulfillment and everything Prelude 10:26 pm exactly! and like This is the break scott’s been waiting for, even if he doesn’t realize it And he’s gonna be in this massive funk and he’s gonna be like “I’M GOING OUT FOR SOME AIR” Kate 10:27 pm YES! KEEP GOING KEEP GOING Prelude 10:27 pm and he’s going to fly across the globe to whatever airport Jane is spending the night in and be like Kate 10:27 pm GOOOOO KEEP GOING Prelude 10:27 pm “my fucking little idiot brother knocked up an english socialite” Kate 10:27 pm omg omg Prelude 10:27 pm “let’s get MARRIED.” Kate 10:27 pm i love this Prelude 10:27 pm “that’ll teach him.” Kate 10:27 pm this is literally what i live for omg ahhahahahaha scott Prelude 10:27 pm “he’s not the only stupid impulsive idiot in the family” Kate 10:28 pm hahahaha i love it omg Prelude 10:28 pm And Jane’s gonna be like “slow your roll, babe 😃 " “ily but you’re dumb as hell when you’re mad.” like that Scott’s found someone outside the family who does what Virgil does for him in IR in like an emotional capacity Kate 10:29 pm YESSS omg beautiful i love love love these things Prelude 10:29 pm saaaaame Kate 10:29 pm and like, above all else, these boys DESERVE this Prelude 10:29 pm yeah!!! Kate 10:29 pm they deserve love and something to indulge in and get that ultimate fullillment outside of what they know Prelude 10:30 pm and also I want Penny to go to John first with the news that she’s pregnant because bffs and also I think he’s just who she calls when she’s in trouble Kate 10:30 pm that makes sense and i thought she would cuz bffs hahahaha Prelude 10:30 pm well and also because that was where she went when she first kissed Gordon Kate 10:30 pm right follows patterns Prelude 10:30 pm and i live for callbacks yes also i just like Kate 10:31 pm yes i’m like in my glory right now thinking about it all Prelude 10:32 pm really love that she would trust him and would be correct in trusting him and that he’d be the person to say “well, I will help you handle this however you want to handle this and no one else has to know” “but also please don’t keep this from Gordon, because if he ever finds out any other way he’ll literally die.” “i cannot explain the degree to which this would hurt him and i know you don’t want to hurt him.” Kate 10:32 pm yessss yes Prelude 10:32 pm also parker is going to be Furious Kate 10:33 pm ooh i never really even thought about parker! Prelude 10:33 pm yeah, I keep remembering him at the last second Kate 10:33 pm there are so many players involved and so many lines to follow so many people impacted Prelude 10:33 pm yessssss i live for that shit hwd is like that Kate 10:34 pm like, nothing anyone in this family does only impacts that person Prelude 10:34 pm so complicated so many relationships Kate 10:34 pm or that couple there are repercussions for EVERYTHING any of them do that impact EVERYONE else Prelude 10:34 pm Exactly and deep down at the core of it, it’s just that they all want to protect each other Kate 10:34 pm yes comes from a good place and i’ll never think they’re in the wrong for wanting something more Prelude 10:35 pm and also none of them can BELIEVE that they’ve all been keeping these sorts of secrets with varying degrees of success Kate 10:35 pm i did laundry today and i missed one half of 6 pairs of socks lol Prelude 10:35 pm hahaha Kate 10:35 pm right!?!?!?! Prelude 10:35 pm skillz Kate 10:36 pm like, the kayo/virgil one is kind of mind blowing based on sheer length and thought that goes into it and keeping sage safe Prelude 10:36 pm oh yeah Kate 10:36 pm and secret like shit Prelude 10:36 pm they’re both just like I think they almost get more satisfaction out of the secrecy of it than any other aspect Kate 10:36 pm it’s kind of daunting lol Prelude 10:36 pm Like the sex is fine and great and whatever But what’s almost more fun is that they’ve gotten away with it for so long they’re both kind of competitive and they work really well together as a team and Virgil likes getting one over on his brothers and Kayo feels incomplete if she’s not keeping SOMETHING secret like it probably started up shortly after they found out about her uncle like Kate 10:37 pm oooh Prelude 10:37 pm if that’s the way the context of their relationship changes like that whole sort of “well, at least now it’s easier not to feel like we’re the only family you have” Kate 10:38 pm oooh yes yes yes dude there is so much to explore Prelude 10:38 pm I knoooooow Kate 10:38 pm also like how the hell do they keep quiet? in the literal sense Prelude 10:38 pm it’s a big island Kate 10:38 pm on an island eh true i bet they have A Place Prelude 10:39 pm little huts on the beach TB2 is Pretty Big Kate 10:39 pm but also like, if something really tough happens, do they sometimes just NEED tht touch, that reassurance i think they got the best end of the stick Prelude 10:39 pm (hahaha Gordon: “IN THE CO PILOT’S SEAT. I SIT THERE.”) Kate 10:39 pm they’re both right there HAHAHAHAHAH hahhahaha i love it so much Prelude 10:40 pm “ALAN’S SAT THERE.” “YOU’VE TAINTED OUR BABY BROTHER.” Kate 10:40 pm i don’t understand how my laundry piles up so quickly HAHAHAHAHAHA gordon questioning literally everywhre Prelude 10:41 pm “in MY POOL.” “DRAIN THE POOL.” Kate 10:41 pm hhHAHAHAHA this is my favorite part of that relationship everyone else finding out and gordon with his insults SO ENTERTAINING and i wonder if virgil keeping that sort of secret, in light of gordon seeking him out for a similar type of secret, would lead to some hurt feelings or if he’d be like, i gotchya bro Prelude 10:42 pm oh man i think the thing with Virgil is that like everybody trusts him but he also tells Kayo everything Because couples just do that. Kate 10:42 pm right, which she even told gordon LOL Prelude 10:43 pm exactly and so the thing with Virgil is going to be less that he kept his own secret and more that he didn’t keep anyone else’s. Kate 10:43 pm and like, even if they’re calling it ‘just a thing’ if it’s been a year and a half, like, they’re invested Prelude 10:43 pm oh yeah no, more than either of them realize Kate 10:44 pm that’s the shit i am 100% here for gawd i’m a total slut for that shit Prelude 10:45 pm ehehehe man and like the idea that maybe the secrecy was the only thing that kept them going Kate 10:45 pm also like, friends with benefits is great in theory but i really think it’s more of a short term thing Prelude 10:45 pm I think he’d probably try to argue that they haven’t ever been that. they’re definitely more than friends Kate 10:45 pm and when you don’t see them super often Prelude 10:46 pm like, her being really vulnerable to people knowing something so personal about her Kate 10:46 pm yes yes i think so too that’s a super vulnerable position to be in to even open yourself up to someone that much and put that kind of trust in them Prelude 10:46 pm and him being like “we’re still your family, you can still trust us” “nothing’s going to change about the way they feel about you” and her being like “literally everything will change about the way they feel about me.” Kate 10:47 pm right and more than friends i think has a really high probability of leading to more over time i think it was bound to happen Prelude 10:47 pm yeah, entirely Kate 10:47 pm they’re both right Prelude 10:47 pm I think the best place she could get to by the end of it would be “willing to try with a high hope of success” Kate 10:47 pm but like not in the way they expect, i think Prelude 10:47 pm yeah for sure Kate 10:47 pm i mean, this is just me thinking about it obvs Prelude 10:48 pm no totally, I need thinking about it Kate 10:48 pm also, i had a friends with benefits thing that turned into something more and it was a fucking mess so Prelude 10:48 pm Ooh see like Kate 10:48 pm that kind of impacts, for me, the way i see this playing out Prelude 10:48 pm the thing with me Kate 10:48 pm also Prelude 10:48 pm is that i have been in one (1) relationship Kate 10:48 pm why i am so attached to this idea of v/k and it just happened to be with virgil Prelude 10:48 pm and it has lasted for 14 years and we have a kid Kate 10:48 pm but like, the relationship itself is what got me hooked right, which by the way is fucking amazing!!! Prelude 10:49 pm hahaha thank you we got very lucky Kate 10:49 pm from my experience, and that that friends have had, it’s never easy, and it’s rarely clean Prelude 10:49 pm entirely Kate 10:49 pm even if the agreement is made at the beginning that it’s a ‘whatever will happen’ feelings change damn, memories lol you did get very lucky i think, i am also at the age, the ripe old age of 28, where these things are making a much larger impact on me like, the idea of finding someone or something as the next step 28 is a Year, man Prelude 10:51 pm oh yeah what the hell you’re only 28 you baby you infant Prelude 10:53 pm I’m 29, and I’m going to be 30 so I can say these things Kate 10:53 pm i was about to sya i am pretty sure you are not much older than me lololol Prelude 10:53 pm no, i am not but like I think that’s where Scott’s at I think he had a FWB thing with Jane but it turned into “well, now you’re the person I want to talk to at the end of every day” “even if you’re on the other side of the world” “and even if this is the least physical relationship I’ve ever had” “And usually I rely on that more than I rely on the other thing” Prelude 10:56 pm I think Scott’s been waiting for his moment for like this big reveal and whatever and he thinks that “I have a secret girlfriend and today is our six month anniversary” is going to be a big deal but possibly Gordon swipes that out from under him with “I got Penelope pregnant.” Kate 10:57 pm yes yes, that was one of my first thoughts, actually i feel like, scott’s secret is actually the last on the OH SHIT reveal list like, in order: Prelude 10:58 pm oh yeah Kate 10:58 pm 1: pregnant 2: 1.5 years sneaking around IN THE SAME HOUSE 3: 6 month relationship, not so physical Prelude 10:58 pm but like! the shame of it is, Scott’s so damn proud of himself because I think they started out as like Kate 10:58 pm right!! Prelude 10:59 pm she was just someone he’d bootycall occasionally and then it just got to be more Kate 10:59 pm and it’s good for him to have found that anchor Prelude 10:59 pm and his relationships don’t usually get to the “more” stage I think that was the mistake he made in highschool Kate 10:59 pm it is all very exciting Prelude 10:59 pm like he was seventeen and ready to marry this stupid girl Kate 10:59 pm but even with him, there are more complications Prelude 10:59 pm and her parents were like “NOPE.” Kate 10:59 pm b/c they do not live near each other so as far as more goes that can be hard, i’d imagine! Prelude 10:59 pm yeah, entirely I mean, I did the LDR thing for a few years with the husband Kate 11:00 pm dude and he (scott) totally would have Prelude 11:00 pm entirely he was young and stupid and he thought he was in love it would’ve been a dISASTER though Kate 11:00 pm aww poor scott lol yeah he wouldn’t be where he is! Prelude 11:01 pm no! Kate 11:01 pm and like the dynamics of the entire family would have changed!!! Prelude 11:01 pm and he would’ve had a horrible marriage that lasted a terribly short time and would’ve ended in a messy divorce because he cares way too much like, the way it worked out is still the best way it could’ve worked out but like, he also got a vasectomy as soon as it was reasonably possible (aaaaugh but also Grandma and Gordon sitting side by side at the edge of the pool, and he is just DEVASTATED.) (because Scott came down on him so hard, and even in spite of everything there’s this tiny tiny tiny little part of him that wants to be excited) (that thinks this is new and amazing and wonderful and maybe it means something) (and maybe it could be okay) (but like, Scott pulled the roof down on his head and made him feel like a bad person) (for something that was a mistake/accident) Kate 11:04 pm yesssss yes i see all of that Prelude 11:04 pm (and grandma being like “you know, you remind me very much of your brother and very much of your father right now, because I have been right here with both of them, and Scott was the cause of one of those situations and the result of the other. so don’t worry kiddo. it all works out.”) ('i’m going to have a very very pretty great grandbaby. those creighton-wards have some excellent genes.”) Kate 11:05 pm hahaa yes Prelude 11:05 pm (“and don’t tell your brothers, but you’re the cute one.”) Kate 11:05 pm i do love grandma tracy HA HAHA Prelude 11:05 pm (“best possible baby. let me get my phone, let’s look at your baby pictures.”) Kate 11:06 pm hahaha yes the comedic relief that is very much needed Prelude 11:07 pm For sure Kate 11:07 pm but also proof that things will be okay or that they can be okay that it can work out

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If you’re a curvy woman you know that even the ability to discuss options for jeans that’ll cover your rear end is progress. Speaking for myself, it was tough being a teenager in the early 2000s with a brand-new hourglass figure and no pants to properly fit me. Skirts and dresses were my best friend and everything I wore looked . T'was the plight of the big bootied woman.

Fast forward a decade, the fashion industry introduced jeggings and suddenly curvy women had options for jeans that’d fit our thighs and butt. No more sliding jeans on, feeling anxiety as momentum ebbed at the thigh, and then coming to a full stop at the underbutt. The archaic “sizing-up” method was also a thing of the past.

My closet was replete with high-waisted jeggings, incredibly-tight vagina-strangling jeggings, with massive waist gaps. It was like the fashion industry was conspiring to make curvy women lose their damn minds. For some time every milestone in our curvy saga presented new challenges. But, it appears we’ve reached the end of our perilous journey.

Retailers are embracing all body types and it’s becoming more common to see “curvy” collections for the hourglass figure. These collections include jeans that fit large thighs, have extra room in the seat, and are tapered at the waist. They’re freaking perfect. And, these collections have more variety than just jeggings. It used to be that we had to admire mom and boyfriend jean styles from afar, but those days are over.

It’s time to talk about the 5 best retailers for finding curvy jeans, because we’ve got real-affordable options now. To illustrate these options I’ve enlisted some of our fave curvy celebs for assistance.

1. Topshop

Could Topshop have known how popular their Joni Jeans would be among curvy women when they launched? Your guess is as good as mine.

Topshop’s Joni Jeans are high-rise, tapered ankle, super stretch denim pants. They come in a wide range of washes from bleached and acid to green cast and black coated. You’ll find them in a plethora of styles like ripped, super ripped, cut out, and some styles with raw hems. Prices for these curvy jeans range $65-$85 per pair, in waist sizes 24-36 and regular, petite, and tall lengths.

Beyoncé

Sporting a summer outfit we’re dying to covet, Beyoncé was seen out wearing curve-hugging jeans, a long-sleeve patterned blouse, platform sandals, and a two-toned clutch. She also took to Instagram to share this casual ensemble’s goodness with the world.

FLORAL KNOT TIE SHIRT, $55, TOPSHOP

BELT LOOP JONI JEANS, $65, TOPSHOP

DEMPSEY PLATFORM SANDALS, $40, NINE WEST

ANASTASIA ZEBRA CLUTCH, $180, SHOPBOP

To copy Beyoncé’s look, you can team the Floral Knot Tie Shirt ($55)  with a pair of Belt Loop Joni Jeans ($65), Nine West’s Dempsey Platform Sandals ($40), and the Anastasia Zebra Clutch ($180).

Joni Jeans are the best option for copying Beyoncés look because they have a tapered high-waist and are super stretchy. They’re made of 55% cotton, 42% Viscose, and 3% Elastane which means they’re comfortable, form-fitting, and breathable.

J-Lo

J-Lo stepped out in a full-denim outfit complete with a long-sleeve denim shirt, butt flattering denim pants, and tan suede pumps. This is another look perfect for Topshop’s Joni Jeans.

WESTERN DENIM SHIRT, $58, TOPSHOP

BELT LOOP JONI JEANS, $65, TOPSHOP

ROUND MIRROR SUNGLASSES, $22, TOPSHOP

MARGIE PUMPS, $120, SHOPBOP

To copy J-Lo’s full-denim outfit, combine a Western Denim Shirt ($58), Topshop’s Belt Loop Joni Jeans ($65), Margie Tan Suede Pumps ($120), and a pair of Round Mirror Sunglasses ($22).

2. PrettyLittleThing

PrettyLittleThing’s curvy jeans come to us courtesy of their Shape collection which offers clothing for the hourglass figure, large bust, small waist, and big butt.

PHOTO: COURTESY PRETTYLITTLETHING

PLT’s shape denim features a tapered waist, extra room in the seat, and 5% Elastane for extra stretch. They come in ripped, extreme rip, high-waist, distressed, wide-leg, mom, and boyfriend styles. These jeans are also perfect for all heights with regular, tall, and petite lengths.

Ashley Graham

Get Ashley Graham’s look by teaming PrettyLittleThing’s Disco Skinny Jeans ($45), with a V-neck Crop Top ($12), Black Pointed Pumps ($180), and Stone Drop Earrings($22).

DISCO SKINNY JEANS, $45, PRETTYLITTLETHING

V NECK CROP TOP, $12, PRETTYLITTLETHING

BLACK POINT TOE PUMPS, $180, SHOPBOP

STONE DROP EARRINGS, $22, TOPSHOP

PLT’s Shape jeans are extremely affordable at $35-$45 per pair and with just one word of caution. Make sure to wash your jeans before your first wear as the dark dye will transfer to your other clothing including your shoes.

3. Missguided

While Missguided doesn’t offer a specific “shape” or “curve” collection for hourglass figures, their denim pants have long had the reputation for being curvy friendly.

Missguided’s jeans come standard with tapered waists and extra room in the seat for a complementary silhouette. Missguided offers jeans from sizes 0-20 and their price ranges anywhere from $25-$51 depending on the style.

Barbie Ferreira

Longtime model for Missguided, Barbie Ferreira is seen here modeling a black band tee, with ripped curvy jeans, and black strappy sandals for a recent campaign.

To get Barbie’s look, pair a Band Tee ($12) with Missguided’s High-Waist Skinny Jeans ($47), a pair of Strappy Sandal Heels ($59) and consider a Leather Biker Jacket ($320) for more edge.

LACE BAND TEE, $12, SHEIN

PATTI STRAPPY SANDAL HEEL, $59, ZAPPOS

HIGH WAIST SKINNY JEANS, $47, MISSGUIDED

LEATHER BIKER JACKET, $320, TOPSHOP

4. Levi’s

Levi’s is the original pioneer in denim, so naturally, they have solid options for our list of curvy jeans. Levi’s observed shopper’s overwhelming reception to their 501 jeans but also heard feedback that so many were sizing up and getting the waists altered to fit their shapely figures.

Instead of leaving us to our own devices, Levi’s launched its Wedgie Fit jeans collection giving curvy women options for curve-flattering classic jeans. The Wedgie fit is slightly more stretchy than their 501s, fit snug through the hips and thighs, have tilted back pockets, and high-rise tapered waists.

Tracee Ellis Ross

In an interview for The New Potato, Tracee Ellis Ross wears a full-denim outfit featuring classic denim jeans, a popover denim shirt, and tan animal print stilettos.

WEDGIE FIT JEANS, $98, LEVI’S

POPOVER DENIM SHIRT, $60, GAP

SAM EDELMAN HAZEL, $70, ZAPPOS

LOEFFLER RANDALL TAB CLUTCH, $295, ZAPPOS

Copy Tracee Ellis Ross’s full-denim outfit by teaming Levi’s Wedgie Fit Jeans ($98) with a Popover Denim Shirt ($60), a pair of Snakeskin Pumps ($70), and an optional Snakeskin Clutch ($295) to complete the look.

5. American Eagle

American Eagle is perhaps the most surprising addition to our list given their design history. But, with the evolution of their brand comes investment in their “Curvy Jeans” collection.

American Eagle’s Curvy Jeans offer greater room through the thigh and hip and a tapered waist to avoid a gnarly waist gap. This collection comes complete with mom jeans, flared, skinny and jegging styles. You can grab a pair of these affordable and flattering jeans for $50-$70 a pair depending on the style.

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian was spotted out in a sexy summer jeans outfit look combining a bustier bodysuit, with ripped jeans, and snakeskin booties.

BUSTIER BODYSUIT, $37, MISSGUIDED

BEADED OCCASSION CLUTCH, $32, ASOS

SNAKESKIN BOOTIES, $110, STEVE MADDEN

CURVY HIGH-WAIST JEGGINGS, $50, AMERICAN EAGLE

To get Kim’s look, pair a Black Bustier Bodysuit ($37) with American Eagle’s High-Waist Jeggings ($50), Steve Madden’s Snakeskin Booties ($110), and an optional Beaded Clutch ($32) to finish the look.

Perhaps our favorite thing about American Eagles Curvy Jeans collection is how they make several styles of quality mid-weight denim available to women with curves.

Scarlett Johannson

We usually only get glimpses of Scarlett Johannson’s rear on the red carpet, and this occurrence is no different. Seen jetting off somewhere important, Scarlett sports a long-sleeve blue boyfriend shirt, cropped mom jeans, and Chanel Espadrilles.

BLUE STRIPED BOYFRIEND SHIRT, $50, GAP

PLATFORM ESPADRILLE FLATS, $75, NORDSTROM

ELSA SUNGLASSES, $100, SHOPBOP

STRETCH CURVY MOM JEANS, $50, AMERICAN EAGLE

Copy Scarlett’s casual summer outfit by combining somewhere you really need to be with American Eagle’s Curvy Mom Jean ($50), a Blue Striped Boyfriend Shirt ($50), Platform Espadrille Flats ($75) and a pair of Elsa Sunglasses ($100).

At I AM & CO, we have a blast curating products that we think you’ll love. Every editorial product is independently selected by our editorial team. When you make a purchase, I AM Media may earn a commission.

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smartass cough i mean yeah lets get started on this

1- You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

I’d ask them how one of us managed to teleport over 1000 miles and why im naked.

2- What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? 

uuhhhh we broke up and we haven’t talked in months.

3- If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? 

yeah kinda

4- Is your last name longer than six letters? 

yes

5- Was your last kiss drunk or sober? 

all of them have been sober

6- Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? 

yeah. put simply i made too many strong advances

7- What does your last received text say?

putting aside memes its “it me”

8- How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? 

fuck i cant remember that

9- Where was your last kiss at? 

probably my room

10- When is the last time you saw your sister? 

idk its probably been over 7 months

11- What do you drink in the morning? 

milk. or water. usually water than milk then water again.

12- Where did you sleep last night? 

my room

13- Do you think relationships are hard? 

depending on the relationship, yeah. i mean if you feel that a relationship is hard then its not a good relationship.

14- If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? 

as much as i would want to say otherwise, no.

15- You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? 

it would be extremely awkward

16- Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? 

rainy

17- Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? 

i know people who have my middle name as their first name

18- Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? 

pajama pants but that’s going to change in about an hour

19- Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? 

if things go as planned then no

20- Does anyone like you? 

yes

21- Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? 

my ex’s name started with an s

22- Is the last person you kissed gay? 

i think they were bi?

23- Is there a person you CANNOT stand? 

yeah the person who kicked me out of my last home

24- Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? 

many times

25- In the past week have you cried? 

i cant remember the last time i cried.

26- What breed was the last dog you saw? 

mutt

27- Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? 

outside of the shower. i ain’t wanting to get my towel any more wet than its getting

28- Have you ever kissed a football player? 

no

29- Do you think you’re old? 

no

30. Do you like text messaging? 

yeah

31- What type of day are you having? 

too early to tell

32- Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? 

maybe once

33- Do you prefer warm or cold weather? 

i prefer cooler weather bc jackets. but not cold because snow is horrible to drive in.

34- Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? 

yes

35- Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? 

a relationship

36- Are you a simple or complicated person? 

i like to think myself on the simple side but then again all people are complicated

37- What song are you listening to? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IK6eLTNV1k

38- When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? 

i try to

39- Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

she knows a lot about me and i know a considerable amount of her

40-What made you start liking the person you like now? 

shit that’s a whole can of worms. i guess its when she convinced me to start taking philosophy classes and fencing and i got to start spending a lot of time with her her slowly learning about her and her good sides and her bad sides and at some point i fell for her.

41- When did you last receive a text message?

at 4:30 am while i was asleep

42- What is wrong with you right now? 

shit bro i aint even about to touch that. too much to talk about

43- How well do you know the last female you texted?

if we are talking about the group text then ive been friends with both of them for over 6 years now. shit its been 6 years? if we are talking about individual conversations then i would like to say that i know them pretty well.

44- Does anyone disgust you?

remember the person who kicked me out of my last home? yeah.

45- Would you date someone right now if they asked? 

it depends on a lot of things; if i didn’t  know who they were and they asked me out of the blue then i would probably refuse but if it was someonw who i knew a bit better then i would consider it.

46- Are you in a good mood right now?

i suppose

47- Who was the last person you talked to in person?

a friend of mine

48- What color shirt are you wearing? 

aqua ish?

49- Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

i wont say there has been anything that i haven’t wanted to hear. definitely things that have made me uncomfortable but not anything i would outright say that i wouldn’t want to hear

50- Anyone you’re giving up on? 

i give up on people on a daily basis you need to be more specific

51- Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? 

shit i cant let myself hate them

52- Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? 

yeah

53- Do you like rain? 

yes

54- Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? 

as long as its not excessive not really

55- Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? 

you mean right now?

56- Do you like to cuddle?

yeah

57- Are you shy? 

kinda? i know how to be sociable when i need to. learn how to do something sop that you don’t have to do it.

58- Do you get along with girls? 

most of my irl friends are girls

59- Have you dated the person you texted last? 

no

60- What do you carry with you at all times? 

phone, wallet, notepad

61- If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? 

i used to live in a building that was supposedly haunted. once you get on good terms with the ghosts its not that bad

62- Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

if its the right kind of relationship then yeah.

63- Think back to October, were you in a relationship? 

no

64- The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? 

i don’t think id be able to function of they kissed me on the forehead

65- Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? 

define cute. how are we using this?

66- How old are the last three people you kissed? 

excluding my mother we have about 21, 25, and 21

67- Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? 

do them myself

68- Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?   

zebra

69- Do you have any stickers on your car? 

yeah. because i bought the car from a family i was friends with it has a zombie family on it. if i can fins my triforce stick ill put that on there too

70- Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?     

who? who?

71- Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?     

android

72- When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? 

i dunno

73- Do you like diet soda?     

eh

74- What color are the walls in your room?    

beige

75- Are you 16 or older?     

im older

76- Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?   

what?

77- Do you have a job? 

yeah i gotta get ready soon for that

78- What are your initials? 

NTS

79- Did you ever have braces?    

no

80- Are you from the south?     

no

81- What does your last status on Facebook say?    

i haven’t touched Facebook in ages

82- Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?

yes

83- Are you closer to your mom or your dad? 

probably my mom but I’m really close to my dad too

84- Have you ever done cheer leading or gymnastics? 

does yoga count?

85- What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? 

probably guardians of the galaxy 2

86- Do you smoke? 

no

87- Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? 

probably heels unless they are stilettos on any type of high heel

88- Is your phone touch screen?   

yes

89- Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? 

my hair only slightly curls so straight

90- Have you ever snuck out of your house? 

i think so. its been about 4 years since i lived at home and if i have it would have only been once

91- Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?     

rivers are fun

92- Have you ever made out in a car?    

yeah

93- …Had sex in a car? 

…i dont think i have?

94- Are you single or in a relationship?     

single

95- What were you doing last night at midnight?   

reading this ask and deciding to go to bed and answer it in the morning

96- When’s the last time you saw fireworks?   

last night

97- Do you like the camera on your phone? 

its a decent camera

98- Have you ever had a friend with benefits? 

i guess my first relationship was actually fwb situation but honestly it was so messed up that i cant even remember

99- Have you ever passed out from drinking?     

no

100- Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

probably

101- Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

every time a girl wants me to do her raw

102- Name your favorite Kesha song:     

i think blow is my favorite

103- Do you have any tan lines right now?     

right above my butt and some subtle tan lines on my arms

104- Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?     

are you crazy?

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   If you’re a big booty woman you know that even the ability to discuss options for jeans that'll cover your rear end is progress. Speaking for myself, it was tough being a teenager in the early 2000s with a brand-new hourglass figure and no pants to properly fit me. Skirts and dresses were my best friend and everything I wore looked sexy. T'was the plight of the big bootied woman. Fast forward a decade, the fashion industry introduced jeggings and suddenly curvy women had options for jeans that'd fit our thighs and butt. No more sliding jeans on, feeling anxiety as momentum ebbed at the thigh, and then coming to a full stop at the underbutt. The archaic "sizing-up" method was also a thing of the past. My closet was replete with high-waisted jeggings, incredibly-tight vagina-strangling jeggings, with massive waist gaps. It was like the fashion industry was conspiring to make big booty women lose their damn minds. For some time every milestone in our big booty saga presented new challenges. But, it appears we've reached the end of our perilous journey. Retailers are embracing all body types and it's becoming more common to see "curvy" collections for the hourglass figure. These collections include jeans that fit large thighs, have extra room in the seat, and are tapered at the waist. They're freaking perfect. And, these collections have more variety than just jeggings. It used to be that we had to admire mom and boyfriend jean styles from afar, but those days are over. It's time to talk about the 5 best retailers for finding big booty jeans, because we've got real-affordable options now. To illustrate these options I've enlisted some of our fave big booty celebs for assistance. 1. Topshop Could Topshop have known how popular their Joni Jeans would be among curvy women when they launched? Your guess is as good as mine.   PHOTO: COURTESY TOPSHOP  Topshop’s Joni Jeans are high-rise, tapered ankle, super stretch denim pants. They come in a wide range of washes from bleached and acid to green cast and black coated. You’ll find them in a plethora of styles like ripped, super ripped, cut out, and some styles with raw hems. Prices for these curvy jeans range $65-$85 per pair, in waist sizes 24-36 and regular, petite, and tall lengths.   PHOTO: COURTESY GETTY  Beyoncé Sporting a summer outfit we’re dying to covet, Beyoncé was seen out wearing curve-hugging jeans, a long-sleeve patterned blouse, platform sandals, and a two-toned clutch. She also took to Instagram to share this casual ensemble’s goodness with the world.   Floral Knot Tie Shirt, $55, Topshop "Big Booty" Belt Loop Joni Jeans, $65, Topshop Dempsey Platform Sandals, $40, Nine West Anastasia Zebra Clutch, $180, Shopbop  To copy Beyoncé’s look, you can team the Floral Knot Tie Shirt ($55) with a pair of Belt Loop Joni Jeans ($65) , Nine West’s Dempsey Platform Sandals ($40) , and the Anastasia Zebra Clutch ($180) .   PHOTO: COURTESY @BEYONCE VIA INSTAGRAM    PHOTO: COURTESY @BEYONCE VIA INSTAGRAM  Joni Jeans are the best option for copying Beyoncés look because they have a tapered high-waist and are super stretchy. They're made of 55% cotton, 42% Viscose, and 3% Elastane which means they're comfortable, form-fitting, and breathable.    J-Lo J-Lo stepped out in a full-denim outfit complete with a long-sleeve denim shirt, butt flattering denim pants, and tan suede pumps. This is another look perfect for Topshop’s Joni Jeans.   Western Denim Shirt, $58, Topshop "Big Booty" Belt Loop Joni Jeans, $65, Topshop Round Mirror Sunglasses, $22, Topshop Margie Pumps, $120, Shopbop  To copy J-Lo’s full-denim outfit, combine a Western Denim Shirt ($58) , Topshop’s Belt Loop Joni Jeans ($65) , Margie Tan Suede Pumps ($120) , and a pair of Round Mirror Sunglasses ($22) .    2. PrettyLittleThing PrettyLittleThing’s “Big Booty” jeans come to us courtesy of their Shape collection which offers clothing for the hourglass figure, large bust, small waist, and big butt.   PHOTO: COURTESY PRETTYLITTLETHING  PLT’s shape denim features a tapered waist, extra room in the seat, and 5% Elastane for extra stretch. They come in ripped, extreme rip, high-waist, distressed, wide-leg, mom, and boyfriend styles. These jeans are also perfect for all heights with regular, tall, and petite lengths.    Ashley Graham Get Ashley Graham’s look by teaming PrettyLittleThing’s Disco Skinny Jeans ($45) , with a V-neck Crop Top ($12) , Black Pointed Pumps ($180) , and Stone Drop Earrings($22) .   Disco Skinny Jeans, $45, PrettyLittleThing V Neck Crop Top, $12, PrettyLittleThing Black Point Toe Pumps, $180, Shopbop Stone Drop Earrings, $22, Topshop  PLT’s Shape jeans are extremely affordable at $35-$45 per pair and with just one word of caution. Make sure to wash your jeans before your first wear as the dark dye will transfer to your other clothing including your shoes.    3. Missguided While Missguided doesn’t offer a specific “shape” or “curve” collection for hourglass figures, their denim pants have long had the reputation for being big booty friendly.   PHOTO: COURTESY MISSGUIDED  Missguided’s jeans come standard with tapered waists and extra room in the seat for a complementary silhouette. Missguided offers jeans from sizes 0-20 and their price ranges anywhere from $25-$51 depending on the style.    Barbie Ferreira Longtime model for Missguided, Barbie Ferreira is seen here modeling a black band tee, with ripped curvy jeans, and black strappy sandals for a recent campaign. To get Barbie’s look, pair a Band Tee ($12) with Missguided’s High-Waist Skinny Jeans ($47) , a pair of Strappy Sandal Heels ($59) and consider a Leather Biker Jacket ($320) for more edge.   Lace Band Tee, $12, Shein Patti Strappy Sandal Heel, $59, Zappos "Big Booty" High Waist Skinny Jeans, $47, Missguided Leather Biker Jacket, $320, Topshop  4. Levi’s Levi’s is the original pioneer in denim, so naturally, they have solid options for our list of big booty jeans. Levi's observed shopper's overwhelming reception to their 501 jeans but also heard feedback that so many were sizing up and getting the waists altered to fit their shapely figures.   PHOTO: COURTESY LEVI’s  Instead of leaving us to our own devices, Levi's launched its Wedgie Fit jeans collection giving big booty women options for curve-flattering classic jeans. The Wedgie fit is slightly more stretchy than their 501s, fit snug through the hips and thighs, have tilted back pockets, and high-rise tapered waists.   PHOTO: COURTESY THE NEW POTATO  Tracee Ellis Ross In an interview for The New Potato , Tracee Ellis Ross wears a full-denim outfit featuring classic denim jeans, a popover denim shirt, and tan animal print stilettos.   "Big Booty" Wedgie Fit Jeans, $98, Levi's Popover Denim Shirt, $60, GAP Sam Edelman Hazel, $70, Zappos Loeffler Randall Tab Clutch, $295, Zappos  Copy Tracee Ellis Ross’s full-denim outfit by teaming Levi’s Wedgie Fit Jeans ($98) with a Popover Denim Shirt ($60) , a pair of Snakeskin Pumps ($70) , and an optional Snakeskin Clutch ($295) to complete the look.   PHOTO: COURTESY THE NEW POTATO  5. American Eagle American Eagle is perhaps the most surprising addition to our list given their design history. But, with the evolution of their brand comes investment in their “Curvy Jeans” collection .   PHOTO: COURTESY AMERICAN EAGLE  American Eagle’s Curvy Jeans offer greater room through the thigh and hip and a tapered waist to avoid a gnarly waist gap. This collection comes complete with mom jeans, flared, skinny and jegging styles. You can grab a pair of these affordable and flattering jeans for $50-$70 a pair depending on the style.   PHOTO: COURTESY GETTY  Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian was spotted out in a sexy summer jeans outfit look combining a bustier bodysuit, with ripped jeans, and snakeskin booties.   Bustier Bodysuit, $37, Missguided Beaded Occassion Clutch, $32, ASOS Snakeskin Booties, $110, Steve Madden "Big Booty" Curvy High-Waist Jeggings, $50, American Eagle  To get Kim’s look, pair a Black Bustier Bodysuit ($37) with American Eagle’s High-Waist Jeggings ($50) , Steve Madden’s Snakeskin Booties ($110) , and an optional Beaded Clutch ($32) to finish the look.   PHOTO: COURTESY GETTY  Perhaps our favorite thing about American Eagles Curvy Jeans collection is how they make several styles of quality mid-weight denim available to women with curves.   PHOTO: COURTESY GETTY  Scarlett Johannson We usually only get glimpses of Scarlett Johannson’s rear on the red carpet, and this occurrence is no different. Seen jetting off somewhere important, Scarlett sports a long-sleeve blue boyfriend shirt, cropped mom jeans, and Chanel Espadrilles.   Blue Striped Boyfriend Shirt, $50, Gap Platform Espadrille Flats, $75, Nordstrom Elsa Sunglasses, $100, Shopbop "Big Booty" Stretch Curvy Mom Jeans, $50, American Eagle  Copy Scarlett’s casual summer outfit by combining somewhere you really need to be with American Eagle’s Curvy Mom Jean ($50) , a Blue Striped Boyfriend Shirt ($50) , Platform Espadrille Flats ($75) and a pair of Elsa Sunglasses ($100) .   PHOTO: COURTESY GETTY  

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Do Guys Really Think You're Attractive? Have you ever wished you could read minds to figure out what men think about your style? This test will reveal the thoughts guys have as soon as they see you! I know you can look really amazing! But it's time to find out if guys see you as a super hot girl or just a cute one. Other videos you might like: What Type of Girl Are You? (Personality Test) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyH11PZQ5Lc& Who Is the Right Person for You? (Personality Test) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJqjsYY8aY4& What You See First Will Describe Your Inner State https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htchWe-TtUM& TIMESTAMPS: Question #1 0:33 Question #2 0:47 Question #3 1:01 Question #4 1:15 Question #5 1:31 Question #6 1:44 Question #7 2:00 Question #8 2:13 Question #9 2:28 Question #10 2:42 What men love about women's style 👄 3:00 Your results are here! 🔥 5:35 Music by Epidemic Sound https://ift.tt/1NOjjY3 SUMMARY: - Men adore girls who wear glasses! They say that such girls seem to hide a secret. - - Most men can’t help but pay attention to a woman wearing red lipstick. At the same time, pink colors are almost as good. - A lot of men think that smoky eyes are smoking hot on a girl. However, natural makeup that looks as if you aren't wearing any cosmetics at all is almost as alluring. - Men are sure that women's tank tops are some of the best things invented by humanity. First of all, they show off your shoulders and arms. - It probably won't surprise you if I say that men are crazy about high heels and elegant shoes! On the other hand, some men find sneakers even more appealing on a woman than stilettos! - Men do like it when a woman has a small, feminine handbag. However, they aren't opposed to sporty backpacks if a girl is dressed in the same style. - It's probably no big revelation that men love a woman in stockings. A much more surprising fact is that they might like high socks even more! - Surprisingly, men love a good old baseball cap on a girl a little bit more than a stylish fedora hat. - If you have 0 to 30 points, men think you're lovely. They are happy to be with you and spend time together. But if you want to attract more attention, try something you've never done before! - If you have 35 to 65 points, men find you beautiful. They think highly of your style and manner. You know how to dress up when necessary, but you always try to choose your style according to the situation. - If you have 70 to 100 points, men think you're smoking hot! You turn heads wherever you go and don't feel a lack of male attention. On the other hand, it might be useful to tone it down a bit every now and then. Subscribe to Bright Side : https://goo.gl/rQTJZz ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our Social Media: Facebook: https://ift.tt/1NR4JJP Instagram: https://ift.tt/2pDikkf 5-Minute Crafts Youtube: https://ift.tt/2pNb6gr Photos: https://ift.tt/23rGg9b East News ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For more videos and articles visit: https://ift.tt/2d8ayZz

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55+ Best Cool and Casual Summer Outfits

When we crave for that cool early morning breeze – that’s summer. When we would do anything –I mean anything – to take a bite of that mouth-watering chocolate ice-cream – we know its summer. When we would fight with our siblings to grab a bit of that luscious, juicy Alphonso mango – we know its summers. And, lastly when we would spend hours shopping for a cool, casual, stylish and simple outfit – we know its summers. Check out these cool and Casual Summer Outfits.

Cool and Casual summer outfits

Summer seasons brings with itself a truck load of delights which is only visible to a person who knows how to cherish each and every moment of life. The vibrant colors of summer clothes and the irresistible cool vibes emitted by them makes me wait for summers all year long.

One of my secret to get a good night’s sleep is to imagine myself putting on some cool, colorful and summery clothes. So whatever is your secret and whatever be your reason, befriending summer clothes is an unforgettable experience. Right? Wanna strengthen the bond of friendship? Check out these new and stylish ideas right away!

Summer Fashion Ideas:

#1 Trendy black and white polka dots dress and blue jeans. Pic Source

#2 Stylish black and white stripe top standing near wall. Pic Source

#3 Stunning black floral quarter-sleeved dress with brown leather sling bag. Pic Source

#4 Simple black sports bra and grey and black Nebbia leggings taking photo on mirror. Pic Source

#5 Sassy black tank top with blue denim jeans. Pic Source

#6 Pretty blue cropped top and white shorts holding black Android smartphone. Pic Source

#7 Lovely blue long-sleeved blouse photo. Pic Source

#8 Impressive brown and white floral spaghetti strap dress. Pic Source

#9 Graceful cami-strap scoop neck bodycon midi dress and grey strappy sandals. Pic Source

#10 Glamorous female wearing white tube-top bustier top and red stripe short shorts. Pic Source

#11 Fabulous green lace sleeveless dress on stairs. Pic Source

#12 Dashing grey, beige, and red floral sleeveless dress stands near white chiffon curtain. Pic Source

#13 Cute pink and white polka-dot spaghetti strap maxi dress. Pic Source

#14 Cool pink dress leaning on white wall. Pic Source

#15 Chic pink sleeveless top, black floral mini skirt, and pair of black stilettos carrying white sling bag standing near black ceramic jars during daytime. Pic Source

#16 Charismatic pink, purple, and red floral v-neck spaghetti strap flare dress and brown leather open-toe heel sandals. Pic Source

#17 Breezy white and black bikini. Pic Source

#18 Best white button-up dress standing during daytime. Pic Source

#19 Beautiful white long-sleeved shirt. Pic Source

#20 Awesome white tank top and brown skirt. Pic Source

#21 Amazing white top standing holding her hair. Pic Source

#22 Alluring blue denim pants. Pic Source

#23 Trendy black sleeveless crop top and denim pants outfit. Pic Source

#24 Stylish black spaghetti strap dress, brown hand bag with black sunglasses. Pic Source

#25 Stunning blue and red floral long-sleeve dress, pink wicker basket. Pic Source

#26 Beautiful woman in blue dress holding bag. Pic Source

#27 Woman in pink bikini. Pic Source

#28 Best pink off-shoulder dress, pink leather 2-way bag. Pic Source

#29 Breezy white and red long-sleeved split-neckline dress. Pic Source

#30 Woman on street holding handbag. Pic Source

#31 Beautiful woman standing against white balcony fence. Pic Source

#32 Cute black elbow-sleeved mini dress. Pic Source

#33 Dashing woman wearing black sleeveless dress standing near brown concrete wall. Pic Source

#34 Impressive black sleeveless dress. Pic Source

#35 Lovely woman wearing blue distressed jeans. Pic Source

#36 Pretty woman wearing brown and red floral v-neck long-sleeved mini dress standing beside IKEA Malm dresser. Pic Source

#37 Stunning brown brassiere and short shorts. Pic Source

#38 Pretty woman wearing gold spaghetti strap mini dress. Pic Source

#39 Stylish gray tank bodycon dress and brown leopard print scarf. Pic Source

#40 Trendy orange floral sleeveless dress with 2-way bag and sunglasses. Pic Source

#41 Beautiful pink and multicolored floral v-neck romper and brown sun hat. Pic Source

#42 Lovely pink dress shirt, blue and red floral skirt and black peep-toe heeled sandals. Pic Source

#43 Stunning pink one-piece swimsuit and brown sun hat. Pic Source

#44 Stylish woman wearing pink strapless top. Pic Source

#45 Trendy red and green floral mini dress. Pic Source

#46 Pretty woman wearing red dress carrying saddle handbag. Pic Source

#47 Lovely woman wearing red v-neck sleeveless dress. Pic Source

#48 Graceful white and black sleeveless blouse. Pic Source

#49 Woman wearing white and black spaghetti strap dress. Pic Source

#50 Impressive white denim hot-shorts. Pic Source

#51 Lovely woman wearing white sweatshirt holding white smartphone. Pic Source

#52 Woman wearing white v-neck shirt with gray leather shoulder bag. Pic Source

#53 Stylish woman wearing white, green, and pink floral blouse standing near green leaf plant. Pic Source

#54 Woman with black surplice-neckline halter top and distressed blue denim pants. Pic Source

#55 Simple brown knitted bag, blue top with black jeans. Pic Source

#56 Woman with white and black polka-dot long-sleeved shirt and blue denim capri pants. Pic Source

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Top 80 Summer Outfits for Teenage Girls To Try This Year

Summer Outfits for Girls. Summers have unfortunately reached our side of the planet, and it looks like it is going to be not so easy to survive them this time around – due to so many degrees outside and of course due to the skyrocketing global warming, but that is another issue.

Above all, we know how hard it can be to get all dressed up with everything matched and compact; when all you want to do is sit in an icy pool of water all day long. We have got that backed up for you, which means that you can relax in icy pools as much as you want but also dress phenomenally. Because there are some fantastic and beautiful summer outfits for girls all around which will surely restore their will to do fashion. So, here are about 80 breathtaking and the prettiest summer outfit ideas you would have ever laid your eyes on. Have a look and stuff up your wardrobe with new and diverse trends, and have outfits that go perfectly with all kinds of occasions and gatherings you would want to attend. If you are looking for outfits that allow a flawless summer tan, then those types are here too. Have a look.

What to Wear this Summer for Teenage Girls

The list below includes some cool and unique outfits with shorts, that will go impeccably with a hot day on the beach, some other catchy outfits with jeans that will go remarkably for your casual school dressing and other beatific dresses when you just simply want to feel attractive which is kind of hard in a weather like summer. There are a few Dos, and Dont’s that you can follow for mellowing the summer heat. Take a look at the following pointers which will surely guide you tremendously:

Summers mean lesser clothes but that doesn’t mean that you can just throw every top or shorts together

Do follow a guide for the proper fashion sense

Do go for lighter shades

Do choose flowy dresses pastels and fresh floral prints in anything

Don’t overdo with white

Don’t buy everything in matching, make contrasts

Do invest in comfy sandals and a pair of platforms

Don’t wear too much bling jewellery, instead, invest in statement pieces

Do invest in a jacket or a denim jacket for chilly weather

Do invest in skin care; facials and manicures and pedicures are Summer life-savers.

↓ 80. Quirky Prints for Kitty Party

↓ 79.  Vacationing Outfit

Here is a fabulously designed flowy dress with spaghetti strings; a simple but eye-catching summer dress. It is not overdone in any way with the florals. You can always choose yellow. Make a go with the matching pair of sandals or if you want to add the funk factor pair the dress with a pair of white sneakers and a matching bag. But the basket knit bag and no jewellery look is the best. Kohl on the eyes will be magnificent and will suffice. You should also have a look at these 20 Ideas to Wear Quirky Prints.

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↓ 78. Denim in Summers

Most teenage girls like to follow fashion to the T by going for shorts always, but this is such a practical yet a fab dressing style with jeans. Pair your all-time jeans with a funky shirt and a crossbody bag. Scampering around a city in this outfit during the summer heat will be wonderful minus the heels.

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↓ 77. Going to a Date Dress

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↓ 76. Partying in Style-Suits

Blake Lively is the epitome of fashion, and she has been marching around in suits. A major reason for the young girls to follow her lead and dress up for a party in power suits with colours according to their imagination. Always pair them with either flats or heels and a pair of studs.

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↓ 75. Shopping Spree Outfit

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↓ 74. Girls Day Out

Going shopping with girlfriends? This is the perfect outfit. Not too ostentatious neither dull. A perfect blend of elegance and modernity. Black skirt with a pastel pink and white heels. Make sure that you always carry your sunglasses.

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↓ 73. Sun Basking in Style

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↓ 72. Full Sleeves Swimwear for Pool Parties

One piece swimming costumes should be favoured by teenagers this summer as they offer an exclusiveness along with sophistication instead of the bikinis worn by all. Go against the crowd to stand out. Black an all-time favourite with colour blocking is the perfect choice

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↓ 71. Studded Shorts for a Day at Beach

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↓ 70. Be Bold in Red in Summers

Monochromes; the trend brought back by Kim K a few years back but is still going strong. You can add character to the outfit by matching it to the Tee or adding a pop of colour. Add a bling necklace; sufficient for a night out. But for the daytime keep this colour toned down as it is the summer with adding white in shoes and glasses. If you love wearing red, don’t miss out these 20 Ideas On How To Wear Red Pants.

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↓ 69. Casual Funk

This is such a cool outfit. You can wear it anytime during the school week or for any casual thing. It is in a long shirt style and pairing it with denim has created an oomph factor. Add all the must accessories; the shoulder bag in white, hoop earrings and brown sandals. Keep an all natural look.

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↓ 68. Hippie Styling for Summers

Another addition to your wardrobe should be the mini skirt. Funky pieces or statement pieces is up to you. But we show the best and want to guide you to be the best so do follow this colour palette.

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↓ 67. Lady in Red

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↓ 66. Street Dress Code

Street looks are basically casual looks for everyday wear. Ripped jeans have been in now for some time. These army green jeans are perfect to match with a plain white t-shirt and aviators

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↓ 65. Coffee Meetup with Friends

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↓ 64. Button Down Fashion

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↓ 63. Old is Gold

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↓ 62. Lunching Munching in Blue

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↓ 61. Reminiscing the Animal Print

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↓ 60. Outfit for Stripes Lovers

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↓ 59. Lace Midi Dress

Partying in summers is absolute. So choosing outfits will be crucial. This blue dress with a net at the hems is gorgeous. A chunky necklace with hair done up with stilettos or all the delicate jewellery and hair down is your choice. If you want to add a little funk wear yellow heels or metallic gold heels. Smokey makeup is the look to be done with this ensemble. Do carry a clutch in black or gold matching the shoes.

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↓ 58. Maxi Dress with Spaghetti Straps

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↓ 57. Pool Lounging Outfit

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↓ 56. Basics-Black and White

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↓ 55. Hats in Summers

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↓ 54. Cute Dresses to Beat the Heat

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↓ 53. Roman Style Flowy Dress

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↓ 52. Blazers in Summers

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↓ 51. Outfits with Off Shoulder Tops

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↓ 50. Eating Out Outfit

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↓ 49. Stylish Athletic Wear

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↓ 48. Twinning in Palazzo Pants

I love the palazzos period. They immediately give you a chic and elegant look. Versatility is their best feature. You can wear them anywhere and pair them with heels for a formal look, flip-flops to sneakers to sandals. They look fab with anything. They are a must-have in any gorgeous colour this summer. A chunky bracelet is a must-have. Here are 20 Ideas How to Wear Palazzo Pants if You Have a Short Height.

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↓ 47. Keeping it Casual Outfits

Going to your summer vacations, make sure that you have such casual chic outfits at hand. Even a simple pair of sandals and sneakers can be dressed up if you choose the right colours and accessories.

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↓ 46. Blues alongside Trainers

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↓ 45. Floral Prints Dresses

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↓ 44. One Piece Swimwear

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↓ 43. Cooler Times with Solid Colors

Solid color outfits can never go out of style. This outfit is especially for girls living in the cooler parts even in summers. Walking through the town, taking in the life at a slow pace in the heat or just going to a salon. Enjoy comfort in orange and black.

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↓ 42. Knot Styling

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↓ 40. Pastel Outfit

Simple and chic. These two words will define you if you follow this dress code here. So elegant and can be worn anytime anywhere. Make it formal with black heels and hair done up or casual with sandals or sneakers and hair down. Make sure that you invest in skin care this summer also along with manicure and pedicures.

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↓ 39. Jumpsuits for Travel

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↓ 38. Chiffon Abstract Print Top

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↓ 37. Makeup your Outfit

Make up your outfit by keeping in mind the nice color palette shared with you here. Pastels to dark to neutrals. Everything is shown. Invest in these timeless pieces and you will be a hit surely.

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↓ 36. Pleated Skirts

As the shorts are the most famous outfit worn by teenagers in the summers, always have some backup plans to be fabulous. Choose some really nice skirts. This blue pleated skirt is a very nice option matched with white tank top, You can wear a white button down shirt and tie a knot at the front with a cross-body bag. Follow everything else to the T. A bun and studs/

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↓ 35. Keeping Yourself Fit

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↓ 34. Sweet Sixteen

Hanging around the house calls for the comfiest and airy clothes to beat the heat.

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↓ 33.  Back to School Outfit:

Going back to school in summers calls for some basic outfits and this is one of those. Striped shorts in any color should be a part of your wardrobe. Match with a simple white tank top and sneakers. P-cap will look cool. Pair with a backpack or a shoulder bag that is your choice both will go perfectly with this ensemble. Here are 30 School Outfits for Girls in Summers.

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↓ 32. Being a Professional Outfit

A very professionl outfit to be worn. This shows the serious side that a teenager may possess and which is rearly shown. So choose this chino pants ensemble for the meeting with a senior adult. You can wear sandals, sneakers or heels. That is your choice.

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↓ 31. Summertime and Beaches

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↓ 30. Slim Fit Pants and Blouse

Chinos are such a cool choice for the summer heat especially for those who want to cover sometimes and try something new. Match a blue button-down shirt and give it a twist but tying it in a knot at the front. A cross-body bag and sneakers are the best choices to complete the outfit. Delicate rings and a watch should be your go-to accessories this summer with any outfit.

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↓ 29.  Short Floral Jumper

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↓ 28. Monochromatic Slit Dresses

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↓ 27. Frills and Stripes

This shows the funky and the fun loving side that is in every teenager girl. Off the shoulder is a fabolous choice and can be worn with jeans also with give this top a twist with a statment slit skirt and sneakers.

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↓ 26. Statement Belts

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↓ 25. Choose Your Funk

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↓ 24. Debonoir in White

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↓ 23. Casual Street Outfit

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↓ 22. Contemporary Trendsetting

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↓ 21. Yolk Hemline Long Dress

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↓ 20. Wotking a Job Outfit

↓ 19. Polka Dots Outfits

↓ 18. Vibrant Onsies

↓ 17. Pleated Long Skirt

↓ 16. Bring Back the Sixties

↓ 15. Elegance Personified

This outfit is so vibrant and understated at the same time. All teenagers can rock this style or color combination. Going to give a presentation this is a good choice. If you want to give a conservative look add a blazer in black. Here are 12 Cute Polyvore Outfits with Pencil Skirts for Teenagers.

↓ 14. Funky Onsie Outfit

↓ 13. Playing Dress Up

↓ 12. Modest Beach Outfit

↓ 11. Chic in Net

↓ 10. Florals and Statement Outfits

↓ 09. Kaftans are Back

↓ 08. Boho in Style

↓ 07. Culottes and Heavy Sandals

↓ 06. Frills and Strings for the Summers

↓ 05. Moroccan Print Dress

This casual pool party dress is so summers and portrays your free spirit.

↓ 04. Long Wrap Dress

This wrap dress is giving the perfect modest look that you can choose to wear at a parents cum teenagers gatherings. Pair them with platforms and a french Chignon for a sophisticated outlook. Do wear a chunky ring.

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↓ 03. Neutral Accessories

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↓ 02. All Black Outfit

A LBD is a must for every season and this is one color that you can choose whenever you are indecisive about the occassion and the dress with it. Pair it with heels for a formal look. Some smokey eyes and statement jewelry. But choose this look if you are just hanging out with friends.

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↓ 01. Casual Sultry

Tank tops are any girls best friends and summers are the best time to invest in a few of them. Mix and match with jeans or skirts and shorts. Buy some eye popping colors this time around.

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women question thingy cuz im bored

GENERAL WOMANHOOD: 1. Do you like the color pink? nnnot really? pastel pink is kinda cool i guess 2. Did you play with Barbie dolls as a child? ye 3. How easily do you cry? not very? but more so now than before 4. What food do you eat the most of when you’re sad? i eat whatever tbh i dont sad eat? 5. How often do you experience boob sweat? whenever i sweat zz 6. How moody are you when you are you are on your period? doesnt really matter? idk 7. Have you ever thought you were pregnant because your period was late? binch i dont even get a text back i cant have sex HAHAHA 8. Have you ever been on the pill? no, but like my periods are so fucking bizarre so idk but ??? 9. Would you ever want to have children someday? tbh idk i guess but im still too young to decide lol 10. Have you ever given birth? If not, would you ever want to? no, and idk yet :v 11. How good of a cook do you consider yourself? a little above average because i just throw food in without recipes and stuff but my mother is a wizard 12. What is your favorite thing to cook? egg.. ngl its just crack dat bitch and cook it its easy af HAHA  13. Can you sew? ye i guess but not actual clothes 14. Do you consider yourself a feminist? i think so, but like i’m not “active” and also wtf is wrong with “feminists” that want death to men like seriously you’re also part of the problem yall crazy 15. How do you define “girl power?” power specifically for girls, may it be over their body or themselves?? 16. Have you ever wished you were born a male? a little but only cuz that one time i think i was gay for a friend and it would be much easier to come to terms with it, speaking of which i dont even know my sexuality but i dont really care LOL 17. Breastfeeding or formula? breastfeeding  18. What is your opinion of equal pay? its important!! but then if we’re not looking at gender its unfair if someone who does jackshit gets the same pay as someone working their literal ass off. instead of adjusting based on gender why not adjust it based on work done? if you slack off u get a pay cut if u work hard you get a raise? 19. Are you pro-life or pro-choice? ah shit uh, i think i’m both??? (that makes no sense) like i know i have no right to force someone to do something but at least maybe i’d like to talk to them about it? a life is a life /shrugs/ but ultimately it is not my choice to make if it’s not my situation, all i can do is to maybe let someone understand the morality behind say abortion. HOWEVER!!! i think birth control for period management because of certain conditions is good and this shouldn’t be taken away from people who need it!! I’m just so !!! at women getting refused treatment for a spontaneous abortion or whatever because its an abortion, but the body rejected the foetus all on its own!! she has a right to healthcare!! (i saw this on a documentary on abortion in the ph iirc and like refusing someone treatment because its not moral to “fully abort” a foetus, even though it’s already aborted by the BODY ITSELF and not by other MEANS is literally not caring for the person who needs the HELP?!?!!?? its more immoral to refuse healthcare to her than to give her healthcare to abort the foetus because the body aborted it by itself it is spontaneous sometimes it happens okay?????) 20. Have you ever experienced any sexism? If so, please explain. i dont think so tbh 21. What is one thing about women you think most men don’t know? not everyone wants your dick in their vagina shut the fuck up HAHA 22. Complete this phrase: I’m so glad I’m a woman because______. i’m not burdened by society rules about hugging my friends and make up? i have no idea tbh i’m just eh about everything am i even a woman HAHAHA

LIFE EXPERIENCES: 23. Have you ever been a Girl Scout? no 24. Have you ever been a ballerina? noo 25. Have you ever been a cheerleader? no 26. Were you ever voted as a homecoming or prom queen? can we eat prom? 27. Have you ever hosted a sleepover? yeah i guess but its just because my friends dont wanna walk one block home its great HAHA 28. Do you belong to a sorority? we dont have those things in here 29. Have you ever kept a diary or a journal? i used to keep a diary when i was a kid now i just want a bujo but where s my shit 30. American ladies: did you vote for Hillary Clinton? not american PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: 31. What is the longest your hair has ever been? a v-cut where the longest was at my asscrack 32. Have you ever cut your hair super short? shaved it for hair for hope uvu 33. What hairstyle do you wear the most? either down with a side parting or up/half-up in a hairstick, at home just an ugly ass bun. like my hair is nice but the style is meh 34. Have you ever dyed your hair? no, im afraid of spoiling it 35. What is the heaviest you have ever weighed? now im always heavy lmao  36. How muscular are you? i have some muscle in my calves and the top of my arms but im 90% fat so 37. Are your ears pierced? one on each lobe 38. Do you have any piercings anywhere besides your ears? nah 39. Do you have any tattoos? If so, of what and where? noo 40. How often do you wear lipstick or lipgloss? almost never, if i wear makeup i still forget about it LOL 41. How often do you paint your nails? rarely 42. Have you ever worn any fake eyelashes or fake nails? yes at both but fake nails dont survive  43. How often do you shave/wax your legs? i never did  44. How white are your teeth? eh not very but its not stained v badly i guess 45. What do you think is your best physical feature? my softness? 46. What do you think is your worst physical feature? fats HAHA 47. Do you have a “look” (i.e. a mad/annoyed/upset stare)? blur face 48. How good are you at communicating through facial expressions? i dont i just make potato faces FASHION STYLE: 49. What is your favorite fashion brand? prolly iora or lalu or something i think they have korean-ish/school-girl ish aesthetic  50. Do you wear skirts and dresses at all? If so, how often? ye, not v often because school is anal about it :) 51. What is your dress size? dunno but i think im like a L-XL depending on cut? 52. Do you wear any high heels or stilettos at all? If so, how often? no, dont own any 53. Have you ever worn high heels casually? no? not really nah 54. How often do you wear a bra? only in public or when non-family members are in the house 55. Does it matter if your bra and panties match or not? i alternate between only 2 bras i dont care 56. Which are you more likely to go without: a bra or panties? i forgot to wear a bra like 3 times in my life two of which i already had noticecable boobs 57. How much of your underwear is white? i have a few now? 58. Have you ever worn a skirt or a dress without any panties underneath? yo wtf dont get ur vag juices everywhere omg also everything is dirty dont do that 59. What is the shortest length of skirts and dresses you are comfortable wearing? if i fold the butt part to wrap my butt and it manages to cover my entire butt i guess but only if i have safety shorts 60. How expensive was your prom dress? shit idr 61. What clothing item do you own the most of (if shirts, be specific to what kind)? t-shirts (but not anymore-) 62. How much jewelry do you typically wear? a pair of earrings, used to have a necklace but i havent got a new chain yet 63. How much makeup do you typically wear? either full face or none, twice before concealer + eyeliner thats it 64. Do you like eyeshadow? THAT SHITE BOMB 65. Do you carry a purse? i prefer a bigger bag because i bring way too much shit 66. What is your preferred way to carry a purse: In your hand, on your elbow, or on your elbow? slung on my shoulder 67. How big is your closet? not very 68. Have you ever looked through your closet an thought “I have nothing to wear”? YES WTF BC I LOOK LIKE A HOBO (also i literally keep running out of shirts nowadays) 69. Have you ever worn the same outfit more than once? ya what do u think i am a diva? HAHA 70. One-piece swimsuits or bikinis? t-shirt and shorts 71. Have you ever worn a mismatched bikini? i never put my body into a bikini 72. Do you like tube and halter tops fat arms man :v 73. Do you like crop tops? they look aesthetic af but just not on me HAHAHAH 74. Are you comfortable showing off a little cleavage? ye i guess WEDDING CRAZE: 75. Have you ever been a bridesmaid? no but i’ve been flower girl multiple times 76. Would you ever want to get married? i guess 77. For how long have you thought about your wedding? i dont even have a crush rn so i never even thought of it 78. How much of your wedding do you already have planned out? -100% 79. Indoor or outdoor wedding? church wedding preferable in an airconditioned one imean- HAHAHA 80. Would you want to have a lot of bridesmaids or just a couple? i dont have a lot of friends DATING & RELATIONSHIPS: 81. What is your current relationship status? single as a pringle never gonna mingle 82. Do you consider yourself a hopeless romantic? no 83. Are you a virgin? If not, which gender did you lose your virginity to? yes 84. What personality trait are you most attracted to? shit uh, (judging on my 2d biases) cheerful puppy type? 85. Have you ever been on a blind date? no 86. Has anyone ever tried to set you up on a date? noo 87. Do you kiss on a first date? no  88. How often do guys hit on you? never HAHA 89. Have you ever kissed another woman? If so, did you like it? shIt ya and ya, go away 90. Have you ever dated another woman? i almost did? 91. Is sex before marriage wrong? IT’S AGAINST THE MORAL ORDER!!! according to my religion but also even if it’s not religion its good to only give yourself to another after marriage uvu. but idk 92. After how long would you start to consider a relationship to be serious? i dont know maybe a year? LOL idek if someone can stand being with my after 2 weeks 93. Would you rather your lover give you chocolate or flowers? steak.. or like meat or like good food ENTERTAINMENT: 94. What celebrity do you most admire? i dont- know-? 95. Do you like romantic comedies? Any favorites? eh dont think so 96. Do you have a favorite romantic movie? no 97. Who is your favorite Disney princess? mulan? MERIDA? idk 98. What is your favorite Disney song? shit idk 99. Do you watch The Bachelor or The Bachelorette? whats that 100. Have you ever watched Sex & The City? no 101. Have you ever watched any shows such as Project Runway or America’s Next Top Model? yeah but like random episodes on the tv with my mom, i rather watch masterchef junior but not with the newer seasons cuz my bro said the way they made it is like poo 102. Do you read romantic novels? If so, do you have any recommendations? im like -100% romantic please stop 103. Beyonce or Taylor Swift? beyonce maybe 104. Oprah Winfrey or Ellen DeGeneres? ellen? idk  A PILE OF RANDOMNESS: 105. Are you named after anyone? Dionne Warwick (not celine dion stop this shit i will fight you) 106. How many male friends do you have? nnnot many? i’m close to steffy tho yes bless uvu  107. Have you ever called your female friends your girlfriends? i can barely type “i love you” i cannot with cheesy shit so hazukashit 108. Have you ever called a non-lover a term such as honey, dear, babe, or darling? ye i call friendos bebe or something but only through text because im shy LOL 109. Have you ever dotted your I’s with a heart or a smiley face? hearts, i stopped bc a teacher was like “lol” in front of the entire class thanks 110. How many items do you own that are of a floral print design? idk but floral prints are nice 111. Name five things you always have in your purse. (not including phone and wallet) lipbalm (that i never use), axe oil (running out), vicks, tigerbalm (why do i have 2), blotting paper (also dont really use) 112. Have you ever lost anything inside your purse? my sanity jk idk 113. Have you ever carried a spare pair of underwear with you in your purse? only pads 114. What is the most amount of money you’ve ever spent in one single shopping trip? idk $60 maybe idk weep i spend it all online 115. Do you consider shopping a sport? no wtf but walking around a lot is a pain so i guess it could be 116. Have you ever used your cleavage or a bra as a purse? i use a bad stop with the purse i carry too much shit 117. Coffee or tea? tea 118. Can you do the splits? i will only split my pants and muscles open so no 119. Do you do any yoga? no 120. Have you ever been told that to have cute handwriting? yea but i think it’s messy and ugly and changes too often 121. How well can you write in cursive? look at 120 122. Have you ever successfully been on a diet? no fuck that 123. Do you or have you ever belonged to a book club? no 124. Have you ever talked yourself out of a driving ticket by using your looks? no lmao i dont even drive 125. Have you ever drank a non-alcoholic beverage out of a wine glass? i guess? 126. Showers or baths? showers 127. Have you ever tried using a toilet while standing up? ya its horrible because u dont have a dick to aim 128. Have you ever been considered the mother of your group of friends? ye actually- 129. Do you own any sex toys? no HAHA RATINGS: 130. From 1-10, how feminine do you consider yourself? 6? 131. From 1-10, how much are you like your mother? 7-8 132. From 1-10, how much do you look like your mother? 5 because i smile like her but a lot of people say i look like my dad 133. From 1-10, how much are you like your father? 3 he’s chill im not 134. From 1-10, how polite are you? depends but maybe 7 135. From 1-10, how cute do you consider your laugh? -11 136. From 1-10, how strict are you about manners? 5? 137. From 1-10, how much of a neat freak are you? 6 but my handwriting is shit 138. From 1-10, how much of a hopeless romantic are you? -11 139. From 1- 10, how healthy do you eat? 6? its Meat > veggies > fish (but cuz i dont like how fish is cooked here? i love meat but i need veg to live too but i dont like salads give me roasted veg or stir fry veg or veg soops uvu) 140. From 1-10, how much do you like decorating for holidays?  4?