#v ; moonage daydream

[rock36amz38g]

ムーンエイジ＾V＾ドリーム

　　　　　うた　地球侵略目論見ザブ

I'm an alligator

あんれまぁオメさま大司教様で

ねっすか

ボク、スペースインベーダー

やっぱりそんだ！

この山羊フォーユー

キッコーマン醤油

カックラキンで野口五郎

研カモメはカモメナオコうぇい

【地球侵略あと一歩の所できゃ面ライダーじゃあなに阻止されてしまった怪人アイムアンアリゲーター、後日一身上の都合でショッきゃーを退社した。】

部長、レッツ未開の地へ

課長、開眼、すんまへん

プー子、全然進歩しねぇ

フリーパスいいなぁ

無限電気ロープうぇい

※意味など必要ないのだよ

[messrsrarchives]

URL song game with a twist!

Write down your url only using songs from your Top Songs of 2024 playlist and tag as many people as the letters in your url! 🕺

thank you @florenceandthejellybean for the tag <3

M - moonage daydream, bowie

E - evergreen, richy mitch & the coal miners

S - scott street, phoebe bridges

S - shepard of fire, avenged sevenfold

R - romance is boring, los campesiños!

S - say don't go, taylor swift

R - ribs, lorde

A - asleep, the smiths

R - right where you left me, taylor swift

C - cosmic dancer, t.rex

H - heaven knows i'm miserable now, the smiths

I - invincible, jay page

V - vincent, car seat headrest

E - no more e songs 😖

S - sign of the times, slade

np tags: @shoopsthereitis @calamitoustide @houndsinhades @kaaaaaaarf @swedlex @starprongs @starsworth @inevitablestars @itsradla @orchideous-nox @del-stars @courfee @veryinnovative @natleecee @badhairred (omg picking 15 people that i dont think have done this yet was wild)

[bowieography]

Moonage Daydream will be released on triple vinyl on 31st March 2023.

Disc 1

Side A

“Time… one of the most complex expressions…”

Ian Fish U.K. Heir (Moonage Daydream Mix 1)

Hallo Spaceboy (Moonage Daydream Remix Edit)

Medley: Wild Eyed Boy From Freecloud / All The Young Dudes / Oh! You Pretty Things (Live)

Life On Mars? (2016 Mix Moonage Daydream Edit)

Moonage Daydream (Live)

Side B

The Jean Genie / Love Me Do / The Jean Genie (Live) (featuring Jeff Beck)

The Light (Excerpt)*

Warszawa (Live Moonage Daydream Edit)

Quicksand (Early Version 2021 Mix)

Medley: Future Legend / Diamonds Dogs intro / Cracked Actor

Disc 2

Side A

Rock ‘n’ Roll With Me (Live in Buffalo 8th November 1974)

Aladdin Sane (Moonage Daydream Edit)

Subterraneans

Space Oddity (Moonage Daydream Mix)

V-2 Schneider

Side B

Sound And Vision (Moonage Daydream Mix)

A New Career In A New Town (Moonage Daydream Mix)

Word On A Wing (Moonage Daydream Excerpt)

“Heroes” (Live Moonage Daydream Edit)

D.J. (Moonage Daydream Mix)

Ashes To Ashes (Moonage Daydream Mix)

Move On (Moonage Daydream acappella Mix Edit)

Moss Garden (Moonage Daydream Edit)

Disc 3

Side A

Cygnet Committee/Lazarus (Moonage Daydream Mix)

Memory Of A Free Festival (Harmonium Edit)

Modern Love (Moonage Daydream Mix)

Let’s Dance (Live Moonage Daydream Edit)

The Mysteries (Moonage Daydream Mix)

Rock ‘n’ Roll Suicide (Live Moonage Daydream Edit)

Ian Fish U.K. Heir (Moonage Daydream Mix 2)

Side B

Word On A Wing (Moonage Daydream Mix)

Hallo Spaceboy (live Moonage Daydream Mix)

I Have Not Been To Oxford Town (Moonage Daydream acappella Mix Edit)

“Heroes”: IV. Sons Of The Silent Age (Excerpt) *

★ (Moonage Daydream Mix Edit)

Ian Fish U.K. Heir (Moonage Daydream Mix Excerpt)

Memory Of A Free Festival (Moonage Daydream Mix Edit)

Starman

“You’re aware of a deeper existence…”

Changes

“Let me tell you one thing…”

“Well, you know what this has been an incredible pleasure…”

Pre-order it here

[mangle-my-mind]

Get to Know Me Tag Game

Thanks @ineffableobikin for the tag!!!

1. top 3 ships: Gentlebeard, The Berlin Polycule from Velvet Goldmine, McLennon (I have an old post somewhere where I talk about my heebie-jeebies around rpf, but regardless McLennon is a love story for the ages)

2. first ever ship: probably Curt/Arthur? Not sure tho

3. last song: “Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene", Hozier

4. last movie: "Parting Glances", Bill Sherwood. I am in love with Steve Buscemi now

5. currently reading: ooooof currently not reading. I am partway through a bunch of books but haven't actually made any progress lately :( the last book I read was "Good Omens" as a reread!

6. currently watching: I finished "Reservation Dogs" this week and OW

7. currently consuming: Earl Grey tea

8. currently craving: Peach Snapple

9. tag 9 10 people you want to know better (no pressure tho): @holy-loki @holzerisms @didntyoubelieveinme @footnotesnake @monstersandheartache @moonage-xx-daydream@silverfactory@beatle-capaldi@v-e-l-v-e-t-g-o-l-d-m-i-n-e@all-rock-and-roll-is-homosexual

[greensparty]

Happy Birthday Coolidge Corner Theatre!

Today marks the 90th birthday of one of my favorite movie theaters in the world! Coolidge Corner Theatre opened 90 years ago in Brookline, MA.

It is one of the most prominent and respected independently owned and operated indie movie theaters in the U.S. I first went there as a teen around 1991 when my friend brought me to see Spike and Mike’s Festival of Animation there. It was such a cool grand cinema and they play older films as well as indie films. Over the years, I’ve seen countless films there including the re-release of The Graduate, a midnight showing of 12 Monkeys, anniversary screenings of Texas Chainsaw Massacre and 2001, a concert that followed Echo in the Canyon, and of course Independent Film Festival Boston screenings. But of all the awesome films I’ve seen there over the years, my favorite was in 2018 when they did a special one-night sold-out screening of my documentary Life on the V: The Story of V66! 

My 2018 screening of Life on the V: The Story of V66 was at Coolidge Corner Theatre and I (far right) was joined by V66ers David O'Leary, Rochelle Joseph and John Garabedian

Another very special memory I have of Coolidge Corner Theatre happened in June 2021. I hadn't been to a movie theater in over a year. My return to the cinema happened a few weeks after I had gotten my COVID vaccine I went to the Coolidge to see one of my favorite movies of all time, David Lynch's Blue Velvet , which really is an audience movie: like a lot of Lynch’s films there’s a ton of moments of pure weirdness and bizarre acting, which lends itself to the communal experience of movie-going. Getting back to the big screen experience after being in-doors for so long was something super-special for a film geek like me!

marquee of the Coolidge when they re-opened in 2021

Since then, I have gone to Coolidge numerous times and the projection and sound is always high caliber, i.e. seeing Moonage Daydream there last year or Asteroid City this past Summer.

Happy 90th Coolidge and here's to 90 more!

[astralglam]

💭

DEAR DIARY -- WEDNESDAY

Today was awful. I went to the supermarket to buy some pre-cut fruit (I’m still not allowed to touch knives -- not after what I almost did to Priscilla’s cat) and I yanked on the door but it wouldn’t open. I thought the store wasn’t open, so I told the person behind me, they’re closed, don’t go in, but turns out, you’re just supposed to push the door, not pull on it. You couldn’t possibly know how this feels. I want to die. I should never go in public again. I don’t want anyone to see me for the next hundred years.

Because I couldn’t possibly stay there and suffer the shame of everyone knowing how stupid and dumb I am, I brought the big box of strawberries to the University to wait for Priscilla to get out of class, and while I was there, I met some guy named -- actually, I don’t know. He told me, but I wasn’t listening. But we had a nice conversation about vegetables and mushrooms and eating stuff. There was something about him ... like, how nice he was, and how much he was friendly and thoughtful but also seemed kind of angry? He reminded me kind of -- um, nevermind. But he mentioned he was interested in space. I’m thinking -- maybe I should get more strawberries, and go sit in the same spot ... !! And maybe I’ll see him again !!

DEAR DIARY -- FRIDAY

He wasn’t there. Found a bug on the floor, though. 

DEAR DIARY -- I DON’T KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS

I wish I got his name !! And I wish I had my cellphone, and I could’ve taken a picture of that bug ... he’s on my mind a lot, cuz Sid and Priscilla are real nice and everything, but they’re always making fun of me. You look dumb, stop writing in your diary, you can’t slam the fridge door past two AM. I wish I had someone to spend time with who didn’t tell me I’m -- weird. And not the nice kind of weird, like a cute girl with green hair, the bad kind of weird, where people stare at you and cross the street to avoid you because you upset them. Like I’m some annoying pest and being around me is a chore. No one ever listens to me. Not here or Atomina. And the whole reason I came all the way here was because I just wanted things to go a little better for me ... but he listened to me, even if it was just for a little, and even if we didn’t talk about anything important...

He mentioned something ... pot cast. Pat cast. Pod cost. I’ll ask about it later. 

ENTRY #15 --

1. I told Sid about finding the Pot Cast and he asked why and I told him why and he asked for details and I had to get my diary -- sorry, this is a journal -- out to remember the details. Sid says it’s too girly to say “dear diary” and I should say “captain’s log” or just number the pages by date. I don’t want to be girly ... Priscilla is already a girl, we can’t have two girls in a friend group. It seems excessive.

2. But that wasn’t important. I found the pot cast, its called the Zenith Span!!!! It’s actually just a voice recording he puts online of him talking to himself and people who yell at him. It’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever heard. Imagine being so outspoken, you just give your opinion on things, unwarranted...? That you just say whatever you mean, with all your whole huge heart, because you love things so much, or you hate them even more...? I fell asleep listening to them, but I woke up because in one of the pot casts it sounded like he was fighting someone and they were screaming about whether or not we needed another sequel for that giant monster crime fighting detective movie franchise. Oh!!!! And, you know, because he had a whole web-thing set up for it, so now I know his name: it’s Clerk!

ENTRY #16 --

I misheard. It’s Clark. Sorry.

ENTRY #17 --

I played Angry Birds so hard today I threw up. I think, actually, I threw up because I didn’t eat for twelve hours (because of the Angry Birds) and then I drank a glass of ice water, but that wasn’t the good thing about today -- I saw Clark again!!!! We went on a walk, we talked about things, he -- turns into -- soup -- but he’s ok!!!!! Its a very long story and my hand is tired and I don’t want to write it all out. I’ll draw a picture so I can remember it later. I looked kind of like this:

ENTRY #18 --

I’ve been spending a lot of time with Clark. He’s so funny -- like, he makes me laugh, and he’s fun, which is every applicable use of the word funny I can think of. When I get things wrong, he doesn’t make fun of me or call me dumb, usually he just tells me very plainly. And he’s kind of weird, too -- but the good kind of weird, the green-hair-girl kind of weird, because I’d never cross the street if I saw Clark coming down the sidewalk. I’d go up to him and ask if he wants to spend time together. I still listen to his pot cost -- I always want to keep up to date on the newest stuff he’s talking about, even if I don’t really know...whathe’s talking about. I still hope I see him out and about. Usually when I talk to people, I’m kind of just waiting for them to stop talking so it’s my turn to talk, but with Clark, he could talk about anything for as long as he wanted, and I’d be glad to listen. I don’t really know why ... I mean, admittedly, I don’t care about anything he likes. I don’t care about movies and I think science is boring. But if he likes it, then I guess I like it, too. 

ENTRY #19 --

We went to the pet store to get food for Priscilla’s cat and I saw the worst thing ever. One of those tiny dogs in the glass cages tore another tiny dog in half like a green onion pancake. Except -- it wasn’t green onions that came out -- it was a lot redder -- it looked like canned peaches ... it’s too terrible to describe. I want to pretend today didn’t happen.

ENTRY #20 --

TODAY IT WAS LIKE [ the rest of the page is filled with incomprehensible scribbles and hearts drawn in dollar store highlighter. ]

ENTRY #21 --

Yesterday I was too tired after everything so I tried to write but I think I fell asleep writing the entry because I just woke up on the floor with my face in the book. But I think I’m okay now. Nooooo I’m not OKAAAAAY I’m MORE THAN OKAAAAAAAAAAY

It was a routine day: petstore, the tiny dogs in the little glass cages, Clark helped me liberate them. He took me in his CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT??????????????????? And I was already so excited to be in the car and I couldn’t believe we were still spending time and he did all that stuff for me and I went crazy and I didn’t even realize it!! I asked if he wanted to spend just a little more time together -- I mean, I only see him, like, once a month, and it’s always on accident. I don’t even use this book to write about much else other than the times I see Clark. And he didn’t just say yes -- he took me to a MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was a good movie!!! Actually, I don’t remember the movie, I was too excited that I was -- I was -- I can’t even write it down. I was on a D A T E with C L A R K and we were watching -- something about a teenager who can turn into a satellite -- I don’t know. It was a bad movie, actually, but he’ll never know I said that, and I’ll watch a thousand million quadrillion bad movies as long as I can watch them with Clark. 

He’s like those weird spikey plants that are hard to hold but you can’t help but to think they’re wonderful, and you wanna keep them around forever. I knew he was kind of ... blunt. Maybe tactless. But I really liked that about him. I really wish I could just fess up and tell him The Big Secret. I sometimes think that maybe he already knows. He loves space, it’s not like he’s stupid, he watches all those dumb “alien invader” movies that Earth is so obsessed with, why wouldn’t he have a feeling that maybe I’m not exactly who I say I am? 

I asked Priscilla and Sid and they said that 1. Clark isn’t special and I’m just a loser who found another loser like me 2. it’s a bad idea because he’ll either think I’m a crazy person telling lies or if he believes me he’ll tell someone else and they’ll tell other people and then it won’t be a secret. And that’s always the bad outcome. It’s a secret for a reason ... I know it’s for the best. Still. I’m so glad I know him. I feel a lot less lonely and a lot less bad weird, maybe more just normal weird. I hope we spend more time together. Maybe he’ll let me pick some new clothes for him ... ! I wanna write a song -- I just have to find words that rhyme with Clark. Bark ... stark? Shark!!!!!!!

[roseblxsh]

helllooo i hope you and your gf are both doing well 💕

hey bestie ! yes thankyou we’re doing fine how’re you?? hope you’re well 💕

[violeteyedkiller]

Anyone want a little space verse starter? 

[chronic-boogara]

ok I'm spamming you back because you are now my best friend ok so I like to dance alone in my room and I keep having a fear of someone walking in on me and I look like a fucking idiot and my mind always goes to the slashers. How would like the Sinclair brothers, Billy Loomis and Thomas Hewitt react to walking in on their s/o dancing alone.

Also here's some songs I dance to

Beautiful end- Strawberry Switchblade

Trees and flowers extended version- Strawberry Switchblade

Jolene- Strawberry Switchblade

Moonage daydream- David Bowie

Man who sold the world- David Bowie

Doll parts- Hole

Softer, Softest - Hole

i’m going to link all these songs at the bottom so everyone else can enjoy these songs but like dancing in your room alone is kind of a superior imo. i’m going to have so much fun writing this one thank you bestie <3

ps. hole is literally my fave like jennifer’s body goes so incredibly hard

thomas hewitt

•thomas usually isn’t the kind of person to go sneaking in on people , he finds it inconvenient but he can’t help himself sometimes. he knows he’s not supposed to be in your room right now but he’s just so curious

•he hears music coming from your room as well. he’s officially so intrigued. wont really knock he’ll just open the door and observe

•the way your body moves- so free and without a care in the world. he can’t help but smile.

•don’t be embarrassed y/n he enjoys the sight. hell if he’s in the mood he might join in. he likes to have with you

•secrete dance parties away from hoyt （´v｀）just the two of you letting go completely instead of helping out around the farm >>

•it’s a good way to get your energy out before bed. you and thomas now share a little slice of something special and he couldn’t be more happy about it

billy loomis

•let’s be honest here y/n , billy loomis is going to be watching you without you knowing a LOT. it’s just how he is

•he’s seen you dance like a fool in your room many times even before you started dating. he finds it endearing. you’re just so cute

•it’ll be awhile before you catch on. one night you’ll see him in the tree next to your window kind of chilling. just watching you with that dorky grin of his

•he may tease you a little but don’t be embarrassed billy is more than happy to stop if you ask.

•if you want to sneak into a club and go out dancing he’s all for it. of course stu is coming with

vincent sinclair

•vince feels so bad for spending so much time on his art and none with you. he just wants you to know he cares. so of course he’s going to sneak into your room at night to snuggle

•he opens the door and kind of gasps. he thought you’d be asleep. he will feel so bad so please reassure him that you aren’t upset or he will spiral

•acts like it’s some huge secrete and doesn’t even mention it unless you say something first

•if you were to ask to him to join he’d be reluctant. he isn’t much of a dancer. help the baby let loose

bo sinclair

•cannot mind his business for the life of him. does NOT know how to knock.

•will bust in on you mid dance party without a care in the world.

•and will proceed to ask a million questions about what you’re doing why you’re doing that and the rest

•he’s hurt you didn’t ask him to join in bo loves to dance , he used to go out clubbing when he was younger.

lester sinclair

•lester hears music and he is ready to dance !

•just like his older brothers he has no clue how to knock no matter how many times you tell him to do so. he always forgets

•and just like bo he loves to dance. actually bo taught him how. lester is such a vibe when the two of you are alone

[endless-summer-soldier]

music appreciation masterlist

pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

summary: when you learn that Bucky knows nothing about music, you start introducing him to some of your favorite bands. as your hang outs become more and more frequent, you start to catch feelings for the super soldier.

warnings: alcohol, references to a family death, implied sex

series playlist

moonage daydream (i)

i don't wanna know (ii)

you may be right (iii)

what's my age again (iv)

this charming man (v)

pickup truck (vi)

faithfully (vii)

[smallbirdbigcoat]

thank you @pissintegration for tagging me to shuffle my playlist :))

anarchy in the uk - sex pistols

motion sickness - phoebe bridgers

subterranean homesick blues - bob dylan

moonage daydream - david bowie

how soon is now - the smiths

the funeral party - the cure

revolution - the beatles

no love lost - joy division

search and destroy - the stooges

personal jesus - depeche mode

tagging: @zigmentality @ddearpercocet @caella-v @folklegend

[awarrowsno]

@hxrbingxr "Is it safe to come in?" Clint knocking at the door and waiting to be given the all clear before going any further. "Big brother reporting for big brother duty."

[emetophobiahelp]

For those asking about moonage daydream , It is safe. But if anyones is just getting into bowie then the man who fell to earth is not safe , in the hotel where tommy ( david ) first meets mary-loud he v*s after she carries him to a bed and says " ill call a doctor" all his other movies are safe from what I remember but its been about 5 years since ive watched them

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[sexybread-png]

tag nine people ud like to know better

i was tagged by: @ostropest ;)

favourite colour: um. yes. probs green? like a dark. green. or like the dark yellow that looks green? or pink. peach pink? strawberry pink?

currently reading: . i dont um. i dont read books. am reading fanfics though;) (a foregone conclusion by searidings || brighter than the blue sky (she's got you mesmerized) by JMoonrise) —> on ao3

last song: moonage daydream by David Bowie

last movie: Birdbox (thought id be scared or smth but noooooo i cried the whole movie lol)

last series: does rewatching supergirl counts.. snickers. i also tried to watch beastar but idk if i like it and am finishing black lightning

coffee or tea: ..? both? neither? i dont drink either of those v often... i only drink fruity tea with. sugar in it. and coffee makes my tummy feel funky so.

currently working on: . haha. um. well i have a few drawings in progress. i also try to find inspiration for my fanfiction but writing doesnt come as easily as drawing..

im tagging u but u obvi dont have to;)

@dancedance-resolution @send-me-a-puffalope @fidgetawes0mesauce @bumiiclownz @mssirey @moon-mia @thebreakfastgod @thebluewritingbench @tsunderegirlfriend @teutlidraws

[creaturefeaturecommando]

Songs On My Playlist I Think Kaidan Alenko Would Like:

Them Changes by Thundercat

Pavement by Harness

Trouble Man by Marvin Gaye

Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet

Careless Whisper by George Michael

Shake Your Groove Thing by Peaches and Herb

Losing My Mind by Mystery Skulls

Faint by Linkin Park

Faust by Paul Williams

Wires by The Neighborhood

Face by Brockhampton

Addicted To You by Avicii

Weird Part Of The Night by Louis Cole

Can I Really ? By Von Smith

Stop The World, I Wanna Get Off With You by Arctic Monkeys

Four Out of Five by Arctic Monkeys

Tom's Diner by Suzanne Vega

Moonage Daydream by The Last Shadow Puppets

I Don't Know by BADBADNOTGOOD

Man of War by Radiohead

Gospel of The Throttle by Minutes Til Midnight

Suga Suga by Baby Bash

Cold by Annie Lennox

Calm Like You by The Last Shadow Puppets

Sweet Dreams TN by The Last Shadow Puppets

I Periodically Lull by Mississippi Voss

Break My Stride by Matthew Wilder

Torched Song by The Real Tuesday Weld

Can I Call You Rose ? by Thee Sacred Souls

Weak For Your Love by Thee Sacred Souls

Will I See You Again ? by Thee Sacred Souls

Change by Deftones

Back on The Chain Gang by The Pretenders

As The World Caves In by Matt Maltese

Seasons (Waiting On You) by Future Islands

You Make Me Feel Like Dancing by Leo Sayer

Burn by The Cure

Just The Two of Us by Grover Washington Jr ft Bill Withers

Necessary Evil by Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Tadow by fkj ft Masego

Deceptacon by Le Tigre

Treasures of Time by Yuji Ohno ft Toku

Sydney by Caravan Palace

Shine On You Crazy Diamond (parts I-V) by Pink Floyd

Lovely Day by Bill Withers

Cry For Me from the Jersey Boys soundtrack

Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand

Sleep Forever by Portugal. The Man

Lulu by KC Booker

Sunflower by Rex Orange County

Goodie Bag by Still Woozy

Feel it Still by Portugal. The Man

Ain't It Weird ? by The Goodnight Loving

At Least It Was Here by The 88

Pretty Wings by Maxwell

I Like It by DeBarge

No You Girls Never Know by Franz Ferdinand

Jerk It Out by Ceasers

Handclap by Fritz and The Tantrums

Harder Better Faster Stronger by Daft Punk

Parachute by Sean Lennon

Pink + White by Frank Ocean

Back To The Cave by Colonel Suns

Tighten Up by The Black Keys

Snap Out Of It by Arctic Monkeys

Afraid by The Neighborhood

Lake By The Ocean by Maxwell

On Again Off Again by Sean Lennon

Talk Show Host by Radiohead

#1 Crush by Garbage

Powerful by Major Lazer

Do I Wanna Know ? by Arctic Monkeys

Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears

Sweet Love by Anita Baker

Head Over Heels by Tears For Fears

The Way I Feel Inside by The Zombies

Walk Like An Egyptian by The Bangles

21st Century Schizoid Man by King Crimson

Caroline by Alex Clare

Lost In Love by Brockhampton

Put It Together by Langhorn Slim and The Law

Mr Night by Kenny Loggins

Majestic by Wax Fang

Anyways by Arctic Monkeys

Nights In White Satin by Moody Blues

Low by Foo Fighters

Paris in The Summer by Charles X

Barracuda by Heart

Coming Home by Leon Bridges

Sweet Thing by Rufus and Chaka Khan

Time Moves Slow by BADBADNOTGOOD

[astralglam]

♡ [ CONTINUED ] @zenithspan : 

After the writer behind Clark found it within himself to stop laughing at this ingenious gag, he could begin to describe Clark’s dumbfounded response.

“You. These. 683--” Clark was babbling a bit, trying to find the right words. Clark stepped forward towards him after having a lightbulb moment, gently putting a hand on 683′s shoulder. Clark looked so serious in that moment, but there was something that felt off in the air about what he was going to say.

“These won’t make a forest of wood trees and greenery, 683... They’ll just turn the place into a sugary hell called Candyland.”

For emphasis Clark pulled up some artwork on his phone of the classic board game’s fantasy locale. There were two possibilities at play here: One, Clark was playing some kind of long game prank. Or he really did mean it that it was possibly to make a confectionary-based biome through terraforming science.

Or in this case, terribleforming.

AN APPROPRIATELY baffled look settles on 683′s face, visibly wilting like overboiled spinach as he wrings his fingers together and furrows his brow. He’s so thankful to know Clark, because Clark so clearly knows everything -- any residual sarcasm gets lost in the interspecies communication ether.  It all goes over his metaphorical head as he nods in genuine desperation. ❝ Well -- well I didn’t know ! ❞ he stammers, dropping to his knees as he sweeps up the little kernels back into the plastic bag. There’s just far too many -- perhaps Earth’s impending doom being terribleformed into a boardgame wasteland has been cemented by one overzealous alien’s efforts to fix the environment. 

     ❝ YOU HAVE to help me get rid of these, ❞ he pleads, grabbing two heaping handfuls of the candy. He stuffs a handful into his mouth, dropping the other handful into Clark’s palm, and he begins to kick the piles of confectionary into the street. ❝ Maybe the cars will run over them and then they won’t grow, ❞ he reasons, which is an entirely logical conclusion to reach. ❝ But ... I probably shouldn’t have dumped the whole bag onto the floor, ❞ he admits solemnly, giving a particularly vicious kick that sends candy corn shrapnel sailing into the roadway.