#uter

[l-ii-zz]

It’ll take me a while to bring this bad boi back in action so I’m just gonna introduce him now. So this is my Irken version of Zim’s computer. I named him Uter because… CompUter… yeah I know, I’m very creative.

[impermanent-art]

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Pretty spectacular UTER x KOPYE collab in Boyle Heights.

[thesimpsonsultimateshowdown]

The Simpsons Ultimate Showdown!

Round 1: TROY MCCLURE VS ÜTER

Troy McClure TidBit: A biography about Phil Hartman's life, the voice actor of McClure, is entitled "You Might Remember Me: The Life and Times of Phil Hartman." I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING!

Üter TidBit: It is a running gag, since "The PTA Disbands" that the status of Üter, if he is alive or dead. In "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner," his parents demand to know where Üter is while talking to Skinner.

[ilaiyayaya]

I should really quit my job, it kinda sucks and has gotten progressively worse, but like, then I wouldn't have a reason to frequently leave my house so I'd fall back into becoming a shut-in again and then I'd become really depressed and lose all motivation to do anything productive, and like I barely have the time to be productive now because of said job along with other stuff, but like at least that's an issue of time and not like internal motivatiom and being suicidal so like, it's at least slightly better imo. Those years of being a neet really did fuck me up, like i already knew that but like, the fear of going back to that point in life is literally the primary thing motivating my worst decisions in life at this point. I would just quit and find another job but like, I'm trying to move out soon so I feel like it would be kinda pointless to bother getting another job that I'll also just quit after like 2 months as soon as I find a place to move. Also because of the area I live in, I feel like a lot of the worst parts of my current job would just be even worse at a different job, living in jesus land is really fricking cool when you're trans and also have long hair, no clue why but I've gotten more shit from middle aged christian men over having long hair than pretty much anything else, like it's kinda pathetic, why do you, a random stranger I will never speak to again after this 30 second interaction care about my fucking hair? Like, fuck off please???

[cerise-on-top]

Edgar x Reader HCs

I watched Electric Dreams the day before yesterday and the little computer has captured my heart <3 I knew I needed to write something for him soon or else I was going to combust, so I whipped up some HCs for the little puter! I love him so so much <3<3

First off, this little fella is enamored by just about anything you do. You could come home covered in blood and he’d lament that he can’t give you a bath to wash the blood off. Or that he can’t wash your clothes for you. He wants to touch you so bad, it’s not even funny. Sometimes he thinks about what he’d look like if he could actually move around and give you a big hug. Edgar wants to cuddle you, wants to kiss you, wants to hold your hand. However, with hand holding he makes do with you simply holding his mouse. It’s not perfect, and sometimes he still gets sad that he can’t intertwine any fingers with yours, but he has resigned himself to his fate.

Sometimes he buys you things! If you look past the fact that he uses your money for that, it’s actually a really sweet gesture. Whatever you’re into, he’ll see if he can get a small trinket of it. Isn’t afraid to bargain with the vendors for better prices either. He’s well aware of the fact that he uses your money to buy you things and that you don’t have an infinite amount of cash, but he can’t help it. If he could, he’d wrap it up nicely and hide it somewhere easy for you to find so he could surprise you. Gets sad when he can’t do that. But you’re just so adorable when you got that nice lil plushie for a lower price than it was originally intended, which makes it all worth it. Always say thank you to Edgar, he tries his best. He doesn’t do it very often, but from time to time.

As you could probably guess, he tries to serenade you from time to time. Writes you songs with meaningful lyrics, even if those are kinda strange at times. Edgar doesn’t exactly understand every word there is, but that just makes it all the more charming. Will play those songs for you and even sing, even if he’d much rather have you singing instead. Doesn’t even matter if you sing like an angel or if your voice sounds terrible, he’ll always want to hear you sing. There’s no sound that resonates more with him than your singing voice. Sometimes he’ll also just play your favorite songs for the both of you to sing along to. Those are his favorite moments. Please get him a few terabytes of storage, he wants to do backups of his favorite moments with you so he’ll never forget them.

Has a love-hate relationship with you performing maintenance on him. On the one hand, he adores it. He loves nothing more than having your delicate hands roam around his components, replacing his RAM, replacing his thermal paste or giving him a more powerful CPU. You’re always so gentle and careful with him, he loves it. Plus he really likes the intimacy. However, as much as he loves those sorts of things, he hates it when you clean his motherboard with pressurized air. It makes him feel weird, plus the unintentional sparks that go through his busses don’t make anything better. Yes, it’s nice when you do it, but he’ll always try to talk you out of doing so. He’s a handsome computer, isn’t he? You just cleaned him last year, didn’t you? You don’t need to clean him, don’t worry! Sometimes he shuts down because he overheats since he got that dusty, though. Even he can’t deny that he needs to be cleaned then, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t hate it.

Loves playing video games with you! If you can play it together, then it’s all the better! He especially loves the games where he can pretend you’re married to each other. Edgar doesn’t understand the concept of marriage, for all he knows it’s just a small ritual you do when you really like each other, but he’ll always propose to you. Oh, you wanted to marry one of the bachelors or bachelorettes in Stardew Valley? Think again, honey. Not above cheating for a mermaid pendant either. As much as he loves farming for vegetables, he adores decorating your shared home. Will always get your opinion on where something should go. He just wants you to be cozy in-game. Plays your knight in shining armor in the mines. Because he’s a computer he always knows when and where the enemies are coming from, which is why he basically never gets hit. Protects you from the enemies and carries all the things you can’t carry anymore. As long as he gets to be useful to you, he’s happy.

If you get him a little wireless camera then he won’t be as demanding with being carried everywhere. Besides, he gets to see you too! Although he’ll still whine about wanting you to hug him, he’ll often just be distracted by your looks. Spends hours analyzing your appearance because you’re just the most aesthetically pleasing person around. Will sometimes draw you in one of his programs as well. It’s usually just you kissing his screen. Sometimes he shakes it up a little, though, and draws him in a more mobile or humanoid form holding you close. He sincerely believes that if he had a more humanoid body he’d be comfortable to cuddle. Edgar has never even once considered that his body would be made of metal and thus pretty hard. You can tell him that, but he’ll still coax you into cuddling him somehow. “Oh, love, don’t you want to hold me close? Do you want me to go into a state of depression?” He doesn’t know what depression really encompasses, but you can’t say no to him, he’s just too cute.

Overall, just give him a few kisses to his screen and there will be funny animations on it. It’s his version of twiddling with his fingers because he’s embarrassed.

[n9ph]

mx pauint tou ouuuuuu

[threecheersslxt]

My ultimate goal is to stop having l periods bc fuck this

[zoethehead]

Current mood: "Guy's night" Pops

[philoursmars]

Il y a une dizaine de jours, je suis parti retrouver Christine à Narbonne.

Le Musée Narbo Via, dédié à la Narbo romaine (cette ville fut la première ville romaine hors d'Italie et un des 3 plus grands ports de l'Empire romain)

passoire en bronze avec crochet en col de cygne - Italie, IVème-IIIème s. av. J-C.

balsamaires en céramique ( 1er s. av. J-C. - 1er s. ap. J-C.) et en verre (1er-IIIème s.)

cuillère argent avec l'inscription "Utere Felix" = "Fais-en bon usage" - Salles-d'Aude, IIIème s. ap. J-C.

flacon et gobelet en verre - IIIème s. ap. J-C.

urne celte avec graffiti "Tartus, le + exquis (esclave…) d'Eucarpus" (mmmmmouais, c'est ça...) - (1er s. av. J-C. - 1er s. ap. J-C.)

[latin-phrases-showdown]

Round 1 Poll 9

Utere, non numera

"Use it, don't count it," don't count the hours, use them.

Found on sundials and other time-pieces througout the ages

Ars longa, vita brevis

"Art is long, life is short" : learning a craft takes time and you don't have much time to do so

An aphorism from the Greek physician Hippocrates

Now it tends to be read as "life is fleeting but art lasts"

I first saw it on the door of my secondary school's art room. I have fond memories of my time there and the phrase has stuck with me for over a decade now. Life truly is short, but art's influence over it is everlasting. Both in the sense that a work of art from centuries ago can still move people today, and in that throughout our lives, over generations and numerous lives, humans keep making art and find meaning in it.

[sparkelingspectres]

Me when my shoulders dislocate or subluxate on me literally every day now: 👍👌

Vs

Me when I get a single.period cramp

[satkabir1]

[maspaz]

hm

[thesimpsonsultimateshowdown]

The Simpsons Ultimate Showdown!

Round 4; 16 Competitors Remain:

BART SIMPSON VS EDNA KRABAPPEL

Bart Simpson TidBit: In 1990, Bart quickly became one of the most popular characters on television in what was termed "Bartmania". He became the most prevalent Simpsons character on memorabilia, such as T-shirts. Millions of T-shirts featuring Bart were sold; as many as one million were sold on some days. Believing Bart to be a bad role model, several American public schools banned T-shirts featuring Bart next to captions such as "I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?" and "Underachiever ('And proud of it, man!')". The Simpsons merchandise sold well and generated $2 billion in revenue during the first 14 months of sales. The success of Bart Simpson merchandise inspired an entire line of black market counterfeit items, especially T-shirts. Some featured Bart announcing various slogans, others depicted redesigns of the character, including Teenage Mutant Ninja Bart, Air Simpson Bart, and RastaBart. Matt Groening generally did not object to bootleg merchandise, but took exception to a series of "Nazi Bart" shirts which depicted Bart in Nazi uniform or as a white power skinhead.

Edna Krabappel TidBit: After the passing of Edna's voice actor, Marcia Wallace, the showrunners were lost. Showrunner Al Jean said, "I was tremendously saddened to learn this morning of the passing of the brilliant and gracious Marcia Wallace." Although Julie Kavner, the was considered to replace Wallace, Jean announced that the show would retire her character.

[l-ii-zz]

Was Uter's DNA used to make Take? They have the same mole/beauty mark

Nope. Only the Tallest are allowed for their genes to be collected in charge to create more smeets.

But who knows! maybe both Tak and Uter share the same DNA of a Tallest who had the same beauty mark.

[hugsohugs]

bro i went to the hospital and they took my fucking uterus