#user: castle

[cak31ssuperi04]

Barbie protagonists but make it My Scene

[oldschoolfrp]

The wizard Flamsterd sinks his tower into the sea. Don't worry about his troublesome apprentices -- he turned them all into toads and salamanders and they survived the flood just fine. (George Barr, Moonshae, AD&D Forgotten Realms campaign supplement by Douglas Niles, TSR, 1987)

[tarnussy]

Godrick taking golden flowers from Leyndell and planting them in Stormveil, especially all around his throne room, is so precious.

[majosullivan]

Re-reading episode 163 is always such a good time cause certain details about Mono’s backstory are still so crazy. Like what do you mean your magic killed you when you were a child? What do you mean another child you didn’t know at the time gave you her spare heart so you could live? Girl where were any adults when this happened? Where were your god damn parents/caretakers when this happened?

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[castlevera]

hi ive never really posted edits on tumblr but its ok

[mrmarchingband]

Into the woodwind section, Is Clarice!

Alrighty!! She wasn't as pleased to be in this program, but she was motivated by a friend to join. She chose to try the clarinet this season, I wonder how it's gonna go!

[gulszyk]

uh ok

[cb-writes-stuff]

So, I might have done a thing on a serious, non-fandom post.

I don’t think anyone there knows what ISAT is. Or that “The Cursing of Château Castle” isn’t a real book series.

I have no regrets.

[spacestation-l7]

Tally Hall Sacred Beast AU where Andrew is the King, Rob, Joe, and Zubin are the knights he ordered to slay a dragon, and Ross is the dragon that's just minding his own business really

[computerbitch7781]

mrrp mrrp meow mrrp meow

[whorejolras]

ignoring the usual characters ("sold yourself") i am always saying deadass sex worker enjolras is realer than you think because of this reason. if he's been cut off by his rich parents and wants to dedicate as much time as possible to the cause, then he's sex working.

if you guys knew how many real world grassroots social and political movements were and currently are majority funded by sex workers, either donating their money or their time, both of which is paid for by doing sex work.

[tampic0w0]

NEW KIN ???

Soooo, I've been wondering about a very probable fictionkin for several days now, it's Soarin from the game Castle Cat. I feel like the research to confirm it is going to be nicely annoying to do :3

[the-skooma-den]

I'm taking the fact the khajiit and argonians can have kids with other races in Tes:castles as fully canon btw

[xxx-ang3l-w1th-a-sh0tgun-xxx]

hey, can i please get a userbox with the text "this user loves anime" and an image of black haired howl pendragon from the ghibli movie? thank you 🖤

yeah ofc :)

feel free to reblog/download and use on your profile but keep my username visible ty! :)

[nadiajustbe]

A music band HMC AU, but no one actually plays in this band.

See, Howell was put there because of his connection to Suliman, the band's main singer and guitarist (Justin is the second singer and sometimes adds some sparkle, and there are rumors that they are together, but no one can be sure because it's the 80s), with the addition of Megan's screams about how Howell can't find a decent job. Well, he did. And there he's...no, not playing. He's not even a full-fledged member, a he was born an unmusical Welshman and he's terribly upset about it, but still carries that guitar with him, just for it to be. And he tells all the others, especially the girls he's courting, how cool he is and how strong his connection to this cool Suliman's band is, but in reality he's usually just there. He hangs around backstage, gets ready for hours in front of the mirror only to sit at a table eating sandwiches and complaining about his incredible life because yet another woman, whose name he will forget tomorrow, doesn't like him. Oh, and of course, he does some orders, paperwork, sometimes helps with lyrics or costumes, calling himself an expert in everything (but he especially loves costumes, yes).

In general, he lives his best and worst life, sharing Welsh jokes with Suliman™.

Michael got there as a 15-year-old orphan who desperately needed some money. Howl was undoubtedly the author of the idea to invite this unknown sad boy, who had been sitting on the bench for an hour after the concert had ended. He decided to try his hand at mentoring, to elegantly take the boy "under his wing," but it didn't work out well, to put it mildly. Because, although Michael's job is to actually carry things back and forth and be Howl's second assistant, in fact, it is he who is trying to be the voice of reason for this piece of Welshman, because "you can't spend money on another guitar you can't play because Ben bought a new one for himself. No, I don't recommend buying a skull either."

(He complains about this to their local fiery red cat with yellow and blue eyes named Calcifer, who purrs as if he agrees, and then stares at Howl with his eyes burning eyes)

Sophie was miraculously put there by Fanny, because in all universes, Sophie Hatter is destined to be exploited for labor for a pittance because of Fanny. She was personally assigned to the task of sewing costumes, hats, and general decor, and in fact, she was the only one of this team who seemed to have a clear job in this under-troupe. However, over time, she accidentally moves away from hats and becomes (of her own free will) the cleaning lady behind Howl's mess, oops...

At first, she behaves quite quietly, trying not to draw too much attention to herself: she is the eldest of the three, and it is her fate to be stuck somewhere here, behind the scenes and out of the spotlight of the good life and fame, without even thinking about regrets. But over time, seeing how much the crowd really doesn't care about her, and perhaps after breaking a few bones and walking around with a cane, she finally decides to screw it all and goes on all kinds of adventures.

And - oh, yes - she and Howl can't stand each other. So much so that from the moment Sophie arrives, they can't stop arguing about the fit, or the colors, or the look of the performance, or the fact that the little hint of a bathroom they're given was designed for the band members, not for Mr. Howell Jenkins, who has already spent hours in his home shower. And, of course, Sophie continues to involuntarily look at Howell's writing and threaten to remove the spiders he has safely hidden somewhere in the corners, for which she will be called "Ms. Nose" by him (she responds by calling him a slither-outer because, God, man, when are you ever going to face anything but your own reflection?)

Of course, one day she finally finds the moment to go into the bathroom for a second to get something she needs and accidentally mixes the cans of dye Howell left there (it feels as he just leaves his stuff in the bathroom like that on purpose to make Sophie complain, about how his trash shouldn't be there) and OH SURE, the day after that she has to stay up all night cleaning up the scene after Howell throws a horrible tantrum, smashing everything in his path, with good-natured Michael helping her. (And, OF COURSE, this idiot will then say that the color is actually not bad and go on about his business)

And - finally - they can't stand each other so much that they can't spend a second

not to get into a fight with each other (and just be without each other, it seems), so much so that it took Sophie a long time to lose her confidence that all her feelings for him were solely because of the professionally tailored suits she makes, which he always steals from Suliman and Justin, and that stupid damn smile. So much so that they end up kissing somewhere in a secluded corner right before the eyes of the unfortunate spiders.

Obviously, they can't stand each other enough to repeat it more than once.

[castlevera]

castlevera kiss without the bad persons watermark <3