#useless facts

[useless-facts]

Useless Facts #1

Legendary singer, songwriter, actress, vocalist, and performer, Whitney Houston loved sex so much, her hairstylist gifted her a vibrator as a Christmas present, one year.

—— SOURCE: Tiffanie Dixon [via "Whitney: I Wanna Dance with Somebody" Netflix Documentary]

[casualfoxwitch]

[uncannygoat]

Smile Dog is quite the wise fellow.

[nobeerreviews]

Give me three useless facts you know

Hummingbirds hibernate in colder nights or they'd starve to death

If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna you will get a lasagna

A sommelier can smell a fruit fly fallen in the wine glass

On second thought, this should be a tag game 🤔 So I'll tag... @rattopotato @rubenesque-dollyd-93 @grac3dx @tinyshe @stuft thank you 🤪

[reneserseya]

Connor can drive a boat.

[fandomnerd9602]

#20 for the ask game, if anyone hasn't done it yet

Signed,

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Question Game

What's a totally random and useless fact that you know?

Without mucus your stomach would digest itself

[orange-blob-of-pixles]

My jacket has 29 buttons/ pins on it

[i-am-trans-gwender]

Despite what the Simpsons claims there is a cane in Citizen Kane.

[mynameisakissi]

[starlight-gutz]

hyj

menace canonically can backflip

[sam-dugesian]

Crumby

the term for a person who sells cupcakes.

[oldmannapping]

That thing where you're writing a fic and you're like, "It's a good thing this character's an expert in [obscure niche skillset] because it'll be perfect for the plot."

And then you realise that you have to do some googling and research [obscure niche skillset], even if you're not that interested in it yourself.

And then years later, you still remember random facts about [obscure niche skillset], which come up once in a blue moon in real life, and you can never be honest about how you know so much about [skillset], so you have to lie and be like

"Urrrrg I learned it from the usual place the neurotypicals learn all their useful facts. I read it... on a.... tampon box?"

[jadegr8]

Internal Bleeding (B99 meme)

Back in school I learned in my biology class that snails have an open blood circulatory system and it has been so funny to me ever since because there is literally so much joke-potential!

I also have another comic in mind that I'll hopefully make soon :)

https://thesnailstrail.com/snail-anatomy

[a-chaotically-small-lunta]

You ever have that useless fact that you know and everyone you tell it to looks at you like your crazy cause “why the hell do you know how many inches are in a mile?” and you just have to sit there and try explain that you learned it in college.

[nobodyaskedactually]

"typing the word 'skepticism' is like playing tennis on your keyboard."

[emma-is-swaggy-and-epic]

Y'know something i find kinda interesting is that the danganronpa fandom kind of has a mandela effect thing going on where pretty much EVERYONE in the fandom spells kokichi's last name as "ouma" when in reality, his last name NEVER had a U in it!

If i'm being honest here, i kinda like the fan spelling more lol