#useless facts

[zaphox]

That's about 1 Jamaica's worth of views.

3 MILLION!!!!

[grumpyoldhag]

a little useless fact from my everyday life~

so I have this cup, right? and my mom, despite the fact that she doesn't know anything about Rick and Morty (aside from that it's "a cartoon I like") loves it so much, oh she just adores it to the point I don't even get to use it cause she always uses it herlesf, mostly for greens, making Rick's "hair" as she calls it, and every week my cup-Rick flaunts with his new hairdo (today as you can see it's dill and a little bit of parsley) I adore him too… he always looks so happy when you open the fridge :з

so that was my ted-talk… thank you for your attention♥

[useless-facts]

Useless Facts #1

Legendary singer, songwriter, actress, vocalist, and performer, Whitney Houston loved sex so much, her hairstylist gifted her a vibrator as a Christmas present, one year.

—— SOURCE: Tiffanie Dixon [via "Whitney: I Wanna Dance with Somebody" Netflix Documentary]

[casualfoxwitch]

[uncannygoat]

Smile Dog is quite the wise fellow.

[kikonysko]

Most Vulcans 🖖 have a 5-letter name beginning with S and ending with K (Spock, Sarek, Surak, Sybok,...).

This implies several things:

Technically, Shrek can be a Vulcan name.

The 1988 EEG (electroencephalogram) classification proposed by Synek may be proof of the presence of Vulcans on Earth.

Now you know, you can do what you want with it.

(This list may be updated if I find any more hidden vulcans)

[nobeerreviews]

Give me three useless facts you know

Hummingbirds hibernate in colder nights or they'd starve to death

If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna you will get a lasagna

A sommelier can smell a fruit fly fallen in the wine glass

On second thought, this should be a tag game 🤔 So I'll tag... @rattopotato @rubenesque-dollyd-93 @grac3dx @tinyshe @stuft thank you 🤪

[the-malice-twins]

Useless but fun facts about the malice twins!

Connor is 5'3" while Connie is just shorter at 5'2"

Connor and Connie are non identical twins

Connor is Bisexual while Connie is lesbian (both are sometimes called "fruit" by Malice Penny)

Connor has a shrine and a plush of Kieran in his room in the base. And if anyone questions it or makes fun of him for it he goes into a complete denial spiral of its existence.

Connie likes to sometimes play pranks on the others while they're asleep and they forgot to lock her cage.

Connie doesn't have her own room in the base due to fear that she'll just break out and burn the base to the ground with everyone inside.

Connor has gotten sick from eating expired angle's delight on 15 different occasions.

Connie has nicknames for the malice trio and Pechakeen (Stinky person (Arven), Nerdy butthole (Penny) Insufferable Goober (Nemona) Rotten bastard of a peach (Pechakeen)) she doesn't have one for Connor though

Connor is actually unsure of his pronouns but is currently sticking to he/him though he does sometimes consider whether or not he's gender fluent or not.

Before Connie was chained she tried looking for Connor and asked everyone, she even asked the malice trio (before they were chained) if they had seen him.

If Connor ever lost his mirror and cannot find it he curls up into a ball and cries, only to then find it in the most obvious spot ever.

[r5eht]

Did you know that wingdings was a font in the same way that the gun menu in half life 2 is a font? The best that i can summerize it with my current knowledge is that wingdings were emojis before emojis were made. That's why it looks the way it does.

[fandomnerd9602]

#20 for the ask game, if anyone hasn't done it yet

Signed,

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Question Game

What's a totally random and useless fact that you know?

Without mucus your stomach would digest itself

[orange-blob-of-pixles]

My jacket has 29 buttons/ pins on it

[mynameisakissi]

[starlight-gutz]

hyj

menace canonically can backflip

[useless-facts]

USELESS FACTS #2

Ketchup was once medicine. In the 1830s, tomato ketchup was sold as a medicine to treat ailments like diarrhea, indigestion, and jaundice. 

—— SOURCE: inshorts.com

[sam-dugesian]

Crumby

the term for a person who sells cupcakes.

[oldmannapping]

That thing where you're writing a fic and you're like, "It's a good thing this character's an expert in [obscure niche skillset] because it'll be perfect for the plot."

And then you realise that you have to do some googling and research [obscure niche skillset], even if you're not that interested in it yourself.

And then years later, you still remember random facts about [obscure niche skillset], which come up once in a blue moon in real life, and you can never be honest about how you know so much about [skillset], so you have to lie and be like

"Urrrrg I learned it from the usual place the neurotypicals learn all their useful facts. I read it... on a.... tampon box?"