Hey I just thought of a fucked up curse:
Imagine if your tears teleported everyone they touch to a dimension of endless nothingness. So every time you cry over someone there is the danger of loosing them forever.
That would be aweful
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can't stop thinking about that joke about Jason having to ask for every bolt of lightning he uses, but what if- what if that was true.
just imagine Jupiter giving a restricted amount of bolts he can use in a set time and not renewing them until the time limit has passed. just imagine Jason in battle counting off every lightning strike and trying to save them for later. just imagine that the only way to get more is begging to a father who does not care to listen. sometimes the count varies and he's in the middle of a fight and suddenly the lightning he's summoning puffs into smoke in his hands and he's left scrambling even though he's sure he hasn't run out.
Jason learns to manipulate the winds, to fly, to fight and win without lightning ever sparking between his fingertips because there's always a chance that he may need it later, that a greater emergency could occur.
He's fighting Krios, furious and fast when there's suddenly smoke where there should be lightning and he grits his teeth, raises his sword, and keeps going. He wins.
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do you want to make your own fake sekai 2*s but dont have a blank version of the background? look no further, ive got a free to use set of both original and anni3 2* blank backgrounds that i created myself! (link is to a google drive folder with all the individual backgrounds)
i made these while making my own fake events, but then i made all the different versions, so i figured i might as well share them with everyone (*^▽^*) have fun, use them for making your own 2*s for ocs and events and whatever else you might think of without needing to worry about the backgrounds!
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i love it when astarion goes off on one like “i am a lone wolf amongst sheep… a predator… a brooding salacious creature who craves power” you are one of those little white purse dogs with the tear stains that yaps at everything and has bitten three people and you most certainly do NOT crave power. you crave the illusion of power. and blood
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Alastor's list of likes from the wiki states he likes playing pranks, so, since its April Fools today just imagine:
Alastor changing every single digital device to play jazz music.
Pickpocketing random things and not giving them back until they give up on searching.
Hiding behind people to see how long it is until they notice.
Painting Lucifer's ducks pink.
Post-its all around the hotel with ridiculous threats written in glitter gel pen.
Stealing Lucifer's hat when he leaves it aside and just wearing it until he notices.
Replacing Lucifer's overly sweet coffee/tea with raw unsweetened coffee/tea and see what face he makes.
Placing the most random/cursed pictures in front of every Vox spy camera he can find.
Prank calls.
Changing the order of things in the bar/kitchen/someone's room/etc.
Randomly shouting dad jokes (Lucifer joined this one, it's now become a competition).
Sticking post-its with jokes in the back of people, Lucifer and Vaggie were too short for this one, both noticed easily when he had to bend 90 degrees to try.
Doodles of the residents all around the hotel, some more wholesome than others.
Pray that if you left your phone unlocked over the table, Alastor didn't see it before you realized.
Glitter, he hates it, but it's not him who's going to be covered in it anyway.
Prank wars woth anyone who gets sick of him after a while.
Purposefully mixing up names.
Stealing Lucifer's staff.
Hiding in Rosie's house making little sounds until she finds him.
Feel free to add more btw.
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playing fallout new vegas and having to listen to caesar complaining about travelling and getting to study the languages of various communities living in the wasteland and calling it a waste of time while irl the humanities are constantly disregarded and getting a higher education and opportunities to study anthropology hands-on costs tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars and requires so many connections and he was just getting that FOR FREE from the followers but that wasnt cool enough for him so he decided to use the education he was given to start his little fascist larper group and enslave people
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