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[caesarandthecity]

The Date Game: Olympic Sport or Minefield?

Dating, darling, is it an art or a game? And if it's a game, shouldn't it be an Olympic sport? Just picture it: all the guys I've dated, competing for the gold medal in... well, we'll get to that. But first, let's talk about the rules (or lack thereof).

Every game has rules, right? They make things more fun, more challenging, and help you understand the goal. But dating, my sweet summer children, has ZERO rules. It's like being dropped in the middle of the ocean with a blindfold and a paddleboard.

I have yet to receive a rulebook for the GAME, the game of love. (Is that even what we're playing?)

I don't know about you, but I don't think people go on dates to find love. In my experience, it's more about finding someone who isn't a total nutjob, a psycho, or a cheater (that last one is harder to spot than a fake Rolex).

Gay dating, in particular, is two guys trying to out-impress each other with the same, tired lies. During the date, everyone's Mr. Perfect: zero baggage, amazing exes, no drug problems, mental health? Aced it! Workaholic, but with a heart of gold. It all sounds too good to be true... and honey, it usually is.

Social media is partly to blame. We're all curating our "perfect" lives online, and some people are taking that facade offline. I've met guys who are living their Instagram fantasy IRL, and let me tell you, it's exhausting.

But that's not even the worst part. The thing that really gets me is that dating feels like a never-ending job interview. Think about it:

I apply for the job: Based on my carefully curated profile pics and witty bio.

I'm randomly selected for an interview: If my pics are cute enough and my bio doesn't sound like a serial killer's manifesto.

I go to the interview: AKA the date, where I put on my best performance and hope they don't notice I'm wearing Spanx.

Now, here's where it gets different: If I don't get the job, I'm still open to a little "consolation prize" (if you catch my drift). In the real world, you don't sleep with your HR manager after a failed interview. But in the dating game? Anything goes.

So yes, I downloaded Tinder, took some flattering selfies, and crafted a bio that would make Shakespeare jealous. And you know what? It's been... interesting. Expect a full report in my next post, including tales of awkward Grindr encounters, unexpected hookups, and maybe even a happy ending (or two).

Ps. We're in 2024—can we normalize sex on the first date (or soon after)? Why is this still taboo? Sex is important in any relationship, romantic or otherwise, and it's weird that we don't talk about it more openly. Let's be real, we need to talk about sex, learn about it, and teach it without shame or judgment. This starts with looking inward and seeing our lives (and desires) with fresh eyes. Sex isn't dirty or ugly; it's a natural form of energy and connection. I want to know if the person I'm dating matches my energy in all ways, including sexually. 

Stay tuned, my loves! And remember, always swipe right for yourself first.

Cheers,

Caesar

[slutge]

I put a lot of time into this 👉🏼👈🏼

[sunshinesmymedicine]

I get chills just thinking about the history she represents.

[plantsgalaxy]

Create a Green Haven: ZZ Plants for a Healthy and Chic Home

Looking for a houseplant that's stylish, easy to care for, and nearly indestructible? Meet the ZZ plant! Known for its sleek, glossy leaves and ability to thrive with minimal attention, the ZZ plant has become a staple for homes and offices.

But did you know there are different types of ZZ plants to choose from? Each brings its unique charm to your indoor garden. Let's explore the kinds of ZZ plants and learn how to care for these low-maintenance beauties.

What Is a ZZ Plant?

The ZZ plant (Zamioculcas zamiifolia) is a tropical evergreen native to eastern Africa. It thrives in a range of environments and is famous for its tolerance to neglect. Its shiny, waxy leaves make it an attractive addition to any space, while its ability to survive in low light and with infrequent watering makes it a favourite for busy plant owners. Beyond its looks and resilience, the ZZ plant also purifies indoor air, improving the quality of your home or office environment. Whether you’re a beginner or a seasoned plant parent, the ZZ plant is a foolproof choice for your collection.

Types of ZZ Plants

1. Classic ZZ Plant (Zamioculcas zamiifolia)

This is the original and most popular one. With thick stems and dark green glossy leaves, the classic ZZ is a timeless choice for any room. It grows symmetrically, and its leaves look polished and professional, perfect for offices, living rooms, or minimalist spaces. This one is super hardy and can tolerate low light, irregular watering, and a wide range of temperatures, making it the ultimate beginner plant.

2. Raven ZZ Plant

The Raven ZZ is a showstopper with deep purple leaves that look almost black. New growth is bright green and slowly darkens as it matures, creating a dramatic contrast. Perfect for modern or moody decor, the Raven ZZ is as tough as the classic one. It loves low light and minimal care, so it's a popular choice for those who want to add a bold and unique touch to their indoor garden.

3. Zenzi ZZ Plant

 The Zenzi is a dwarf version of the ZZ plant, with a compact size and tightly curled leaves. It has a quirky look perfect for smaller spaces like desks, shelves, or small apartments. Despite its size, it's just as hardy as the regular ZZ plant, so it's easy to care for. Zenzis are great for adding texture and personality to your plant collection.

4. Variegated ZZ Plant

 The variegated ZZ has leaves with white, yellow, or pale green splashes, a rare and highly sought-after variety. Each plant is unique, so it’s a collector’s dream. While it requires the same basic care as other ZZs, variegated ones may need a bit more light to keep the colors looking their best. This plant is a conversation starter and a showstopper for plant lovers.

5. ZZ Supernova

The ZZ Supernova is a newer variety that starts with bright green leaves that gradually fade into a soft, silvery hue as they mature. This subtle color change adds an elegant, sophisticated touch to your home or office. Like other ZZ plants, it's incredibly low-maintenance and thrives in a variety of conditions, making it both stylish and stress-free.

6. Lucky ZZ Plant

Also known as the Fortune Tree ZZ, this variety is often associated with good luck and prosperity in feng shui practices. It features thick stems and bright green leaves, symbolizing growth and wealth. Popular in homes and workplaces, the Lucky ZZ plant is believed to bring positive energy while being as easy to care for as other varieties.

Caring for Your ZZ Plant

Caring for a ZZ plant is a breeze, making it ideal for beginners and experienced plant owners. Here's how to keep your ZZ plant happy and thriving.

Step 1: Choose the Right Spot

ZZ plants thrive in bright, indirect light but are highly adaptable. They can also tolerate low-light conditions, making them perfect for dim corners or spaces without much sunlight. Keep them out of direct sunlight, as it can burn and damage their leaves.

Step 2: Watering the Right Way

Water your ZZ plant only when the soil is arid. Overwatering is the most common mistake, so going underwater is better than overdoing it. Typically, watering every 2–3 weeks works well. Stick your finger about an inch into the soil to check for dryness before watering.

Step 3: Use the Right Soil

Select a well-draining potting mix to prevent water from pooling at the roots, which can cause rot. Cactus or succulent soil works well, or you can mix regular potting soil with sand or perlite for better drainage.

Step 4: Choose a Pot with Drainage

Always use a pot with drainage holes. This ensures excess water can escape, keeping the roots healthy and preventing rot.

Step 5: Clean the Leaves

Gently wipe the leaves with a damp cloth every few weeks to remove dust and keep them looking vibrant. Clean leaves look better and help the plant photosynthesize more efficiently.

Step 6: Fertilize Sparingly

ZZ plants don't need much fertilizer, but feeding them with a balanced houseplant fertilizer once every 2–3 months during spring and summer can encourage healthy growth. Hold off on fertilizing in the fall and winter, as the plant’s growth slows down during these seasons.

Step 7: Monitor for Problems

Monitor the plant for signs of overwatering (yellowing leaves) or too much sunlight (brown tips). If you notice issues, adjust the care routine accordingly.

Step 8: Report When Needed

ZZ plants grow slowly, so repotting is only needed every 2–3 years. Choose a pot one size larger than the current one to give the roots more space.

Common Issues with ZZ Plants and How to Fix Them

Even though ZZ plants are rugged and low-maintenance, they can occasionally show signs of distress. The most common issue is yellowing leaves, which typically means the plant is being overwatered. To fix this, allow the soil to dry out completely before watering again, and ensure the pot has proper drainage to prevent soggy roots.

Brown tips on the leaves often indicate either too much direct sunlight or dehydrated air. Move your plant to a spot with indirect light, away from harsh sun rays, and consider misting the leaves occasionally to increase humidity if your indoor air is very dry.

Another common concern is slow growth. ZZ plants are naturally slow growers, especially in lower light or during the cooler months. This is normal, so don't worry if you don't see new leaves frequently. A little patience goes a long way with these resilient plants.

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Café de l'Epoque - Paris

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[landfrogs]

Detroit, MI.

Photographer: Yazan Hija

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Rosedal de Palermo (2017).

by Martín Meira, Buenos Aires, Argentina.

[thetravellingman87]

Concrete jungle @ Novi Beograd

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[caesarandthecity]

Who am I?

Hey there, I'm Caesar.

Think of me as your gay best friend navigating the urban jungle, one cosmopolitan at a time. I'm 37, single, and yes, I love sex—the good, the bad, and the occasionally awkward.

Wine, astrology, and self-discovery fuel my soul. You'll find me hitting the gym, then unwinding with yoga and meditation (or maybe some weed and documentaries). Self-care is my religion.

I've been through my share of ups and downs—insecurity, anxiety, even PTSD—and I'm not afraid to share the messy parts. Life isn't always parties and perfect dates, and that's okay.

Besides being a writer, I'm also an entrepreneur and a nomad. I'm an Aquarius with a Scorpio rising, and I read tarot cards. Oh, and I have Greek blood running through my veins!

This blog is my journal, a space to spill the tea on my adventures (and misadventures). Expect raw honesty, a touch of humor, and plenty of stories that'll make you cringe, laugh, and maybe even feel a little less alone.

So grab a drink, get cozy, and join me for the ride.

And remember, always fall in love with yourself first.

Cheers, Caesar

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[nagoyish]

The candidate’s bright smile is doing its best, but the creeping greenery seems determined to run an independent campaign. 🌿📥

候補者の笑顔は全力ですが、繁茂する緑が独自のキャンペーンを展開しているようです。🌱🗳️