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#ur all so v welcome 4 that <3
ireallydohateyou2 · 3 months
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What do you do in your free time?read books?Nope I type stuff out recreationally
No,.. but Litcherallyyy .
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dovand · 9 months
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i am as always thinking about 14 and the nobles... specifically 14 & shaun. CRIMINAL lack of 14 & shaun content . excuse me that is my emotional support deranged lovers-in-law prongs of a queerplatonic throuple V. that is my little scrinkly wet cat and his chill saint bernard friend. that is my symbiotic relationship weirdos who sleep back-to-back to 14 can a) leech his body heat b) cuddle donna c) not fall off the bed. that is my favourite “both wake up early but one of them is being clung to like they are a teddy bear and it is Not Shaun, who is making ‘too bad’ faces at 14 and tiptoeing away” dynamic.
(14 either ends up dozing again after he wakes up early or just lays there curled up thinking—but, either way, when shaun shows up with breakfast in bed every sunday, he is treated to the beautiful sight of the two huge autism creature eyes peering up at him from behind the most bedraggled mop of hair ever seen. whether there are any thoughts behind those eyes depends on whether their owner has been napping or Pondering)
(yes this is all made up in my head!!! yes i am dismayed by there only being FOUR FICS (4!!) using it as a tag and none of them (afaict) doing it in a qpr way. where is my deranged weirdplatonic polycule!!!)
further insanity under the cut pleasseee please please read. please i need to be insane about this with people
(also btw this post is about queerplatonic doctordonna, doctordonna shippers i love you and you are welcome to contribute but it is a Little squicky for me so if tag ur additions (so i have a heads-up) that would be so lovely and i would adore you forever <3)
shaun likes listening to people ramble and 14 likes rambling so it is a regular occurrence to find the two of them like. standing in the kitchen holding cups of tea except one of them is actually drinking the tea and one of them is talking too rapidly about equivalent exchange to remember to blink, let alone have a sip of earl gray that has veered violently past lukewarm and is headed straight for room temperature
if 14 is in a not-wordy mood tho… thru shaun’s expert tutelage he has mastered the art of the Dad Nod. he passes shaun in the hall and gives him a little nod. shaun gives him one back. 0 words are spoken but they understand each other on a deeper level than if there had been.
they go on a Family Outing to a thrift store. rose and donna disappear to the dressier sections. shaun creeps along the racks of trousers, solemnly comparing seemingly identical pairs of jeans. 14 follows him and stares for a while, then silently hands him a loudly patterned pair of shorts. shaun takes them without question and adds them to his basket & sylvia loses her mind just a little bit when she sees him wearing them
(^ this inspired by going thrifting w my friend and looking @ everything and then finding her dad looking thru the racks of shorts comparing two beige ones, and my friend handing him a pair of pink shorts with penguins on and him buying them. because he has some . i think plaid shorts? at home and when he wore them his wife said he looked gay. so he’s trying to do it More) (it's an incredible family dynamic there. i have no idea what is going on)
god jesus. 14 learns how to cook so he can be the housething (as opposed to housewife or househusband. he is just a weirdgenderthing. little creature). someone buys him a nice apron and he wears it with so much delight. chases everyone else out of the kitchen so he can concoct something lovely. runs out into the garden to stick something into an oven in the tardis kitchen because “i am not working with enough ovens, here, people!”. organises the pantry and gets this crazed look if anyone tries to stop him. “how will i know where things a—” “it will be LABELLED.” brandishes a label maker that DEFINITELY is not from modern-day earth given that it seems to take dictation as input and can print in colour and has not needed a refill of paper even though he has extensively labelled EVERY PLASTIC BOX of stuff in the pantry
sometimes he gets into Moods where he needs to solve a problem before it makes his head explode and that used to be a like. tinkering in the tardis thing. where he’d have himself and whatever poor companion he was with just floating in the time vortex for a week while he tries to make this bit of the tardis do what he wants it to. now it’s a day or two spent almost entirely in the kitchen trying to find the scientifically optimal method by which to make meringues. he starts gesturing dramatically with a spatula forgetting it is not a sonic screwdriver. makes a sonic spatula. realises he doesn’t often need to like. scan a pancake for malware. sadly puts the sonic spatula away
he is absolutely a nightmare to watch movies with btw bc a) can’t sit still b) so tall. either he is bouncing his leg and shaking the whole couch or he is stretched out across the entire sofa. no in between. donna buys a thick rug so he can just lay on the floor. the rug is TOO comfortable and he starts just spending time laying on the floor which would be fine if he thought to turn the lights on because people keep almost stepping on him while he’s having 4am Floor Time (on the nights he's not drooling all over donna's pillow)
if anyone else has thoughts about Them PLEASe share i will love you so much and forever. doctor~donna/shaun weirdcule is the only thing in my head
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celestialkth · 1 year
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mourning the loss of your boyfriend's beloved childhood pet, he surprises you with an afternoon that helps to mend your broken heart.
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➵ pairing ; taehyung x fem reader
➵ genre ; fluff
➵ word count ; 2.3K
➵ warnings ; talking of losing a pet , use of affectionate nicknames , some language , they're v in love w each others
➵ author's note ; first drabble that occurs in the mikrokosmos universe ❥ a lovely friend and moot ( @axialitae ) mentioned that i could write drabbles about this couple, then work on their origin fic. so that's what i'm going to do •ᴗ•
i'm excited to write more drabbles about them and introduce them to everyone. i've seen other authors open their inboxes for people to ask their characters questions, and i would love to do that with them. i'll link it below if you'd like to talk with them •ᴗ•
masterlist | series masterlist | chat w the characters
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boyf <3 [4:54]
bad news
miso died
[4:55]
NO
PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING
boyf <3 [4:55]
babygirl 
:|
why wld i joke abt tht
[4:56]
ok ASSHOLE
that’s not what i meant
boyf <3 [4:58]
can’t believe my duck died an ur bullying me
[4:58]
how are you doing?
boyf <3 [4:59]
im ok. he was old an wasn’t eating. kinda expected it
what abt u, tho
eomma was more concerned abt u
[5:00]
i feel like i’m going to be sick
boyf <3 [5:00]
nooooo
deep breaths
[5:01]
i’m just so sad
i love miso so much
and now he’s gone
i can’t feed him anymore
or give him kisses
he’s not going to lay in my lap anymore
boyf <3 [5:03]
:(
u were his fac
fav*
loved him mom. eomma’s boy
[5:04]
eomma’s boy :(
boyf <3 [5:04]
i was his dad but fuck me ig
[5:05]
thank you. that made me laugh
i’m so sad, tae
time to change my lock screen
to that photo of you and miso
the one i love sm :(
boyf <3 [5:06]
what abt the one of u w him?
[5:06]
noooo. i want you two
my boys <3
boyf <3 [5:07]
cute
i love you, babygirl
[5:08]
i love you too
very, very much <3
Two weeks have passed since losing Miso. A week and a half since Mrs Kim had made the decision to rehome Namjoon’s duck to someone with an entire flock. The first visit to Tae’s house had felt lonely. Your heart aching when you had looked out the back door, hitting hard when realizing there will never be another moment where you can see the duck that had captured your heart.
Never another time where you’ll see him waddle around his enclosure, swimming in his little pond and feasting on his food. No more chances of teasing Tae that he should’ve chosen the name ‘Cow’ instead for Miso’s black and white features. Tae had held you close when you lost it in his room. Quieting you each time you tried to apologize for being so dramatic and telling you that it’s never easy to lose something you love.
Comforting you when you should’ve been comforting him.
He’d been the one to lose his childhood pet. He’d been eight when his parents introduced the idea of getting their sons a pet to help combat the stress of moving to a foreign country and the difficulties of language barriers. But dogs were out of the equation. The high maintenance of providing a good life clashed with their bustling one. And cats didn’t stand a chance for consideration with Mr Kim’s allergy.
The idea of welcoming birds into their home merely falling into their laps on a random afternoon when they’d traveled to the local farming supply store, and Namjoon had been enraptured by the assortment of ducks and chicks for sale.
Miso had been there for Tae through it all. Through his high school graduation, through his romances and heartbreak. Through the heartache that came when Jin and Namjoon moved out to study in prestigious universities in different parts of the country. He’d always been there, and it hurts that now he’s not.
boyf <3 [11:02]
u home?
[11:05]
ya
in my room
boyf <3 [11:06]
im outside
let’s go for a drive pls?
[11:07]
cannot lie. that’s a little concerning
boyf <3 [11:08]
hush. its not bad :|
im trying to be cute n spontaneous 
[11:09]
give me like five minutes to change?
boyf <3 [11:09]
ok :)
He’s scrolling through Twitter when you climb into his front seat. His gentle humming to the unfamiliar song from his Spotify is music to your ears. “Hi, Babe.” Tae closes out of the app, dropping his phone into its designated cup holder before leaning across the console to greet you with a kiss.
“Hi,” you smile, buckling yourself in. “Where are we going?”
“It’s a surprise.” Showing that he’s serious about being spontaneous. He’s never been one to do surprises, always spoiling it before he can stop himself. “But it’s a bit of a drive. Would you like a silly little beverage for the ride?”
“Of course.”
The neighborhood is quiet. Despite the picturesque sky and the warm, welcoming sun, there’s not a single soul in sight. It’s the perfect weather for a leisurely adventure.
“You’re very serious about being spontaneous,” you comment. He reaches, his hand finding its favorite place upon your thigh. “You’re usually horrible at keeping secrets.” Tae bursts out laughing. His beautiful smile filling his face. “But I love it. I can’t wait to see what you have planned.”
“Trust me,” he snorts. “I almost blew this one too.”
He stops at a small gas station not too far from your house. Gathering a snack and drink each before piling back into his car to begin the adventure he’s so excited about. Road trips with him are fun. From singing along to your favorite songs, forcing him into duets of songs he pretends to hate, to the ridiculous little comments made that send you both into fits of lighthearted giggles. Even with no clear destination in mind, it doesn’t feel like you’re traveling for long, and after an hour, you arrive.
“An industrial park?” You tease. Pretending you don’t notice the sign for a small trail tucked away in a mess of trees. Tae lunges at you, wrapping you in his arms and lifting you off the ground. “I was joking!” You exclaim through giggles.
“No, not an industrial park, you dingus.” His own laughter mingles with yours, and he sets you back onto the ground. “Hobi was talking about this trail. And I found this. Thought it would be fun to get out and explore.”
And so you do.
Following the paved pathway through winding trees. Gentle sounds of rushing water are distant background noise but loud enough to coax you away. You set out to explore, finding dirt paths and stairs, worn down grass and hills to climb. A beautiful little creek hides amongst it all, and you’ve never felt so carefree.
The path is small. A welcoming swing overlooks a hill that peers down onto the water, but after finding a spider hidden within the webs and Tae’s refusal to kill it, you carry on. Going until the path ends in another parking lot and you start making the trek back.
“This was fun. I’m glad we came.” You swing your hand entwined with his, basking in the different sights and noises that surround you. And Tae beams, proud of himself for a successful day. “I bet there are so many more beautiful places to discover.”
“We’re not done yet,” he promises. And when you return to his car, rather than get into it, Tae drags you along, continuing the walk. Following a sidewalk that runs alongside the creek and leads into a busier part of this small town.
“Now city hall? Are we going to pay our property taxes?”
He heaves a sigh. Trying his hardest to seem annoyed but falling victim to a laugh. “Fine, that one was funny,” Tae admits. “But no, we’re not going to city hall.” The sidewalk ends, a marker points in the direction of where the trail reconnects. And after crossing a small street and passing through another parking lot, you’re back on track. Stumbling upon a small pond.
“This is cute,” you smile. Loving what different treasures are hidden about. Even in the midst of the bustle of small town traffic, the cutest little pond offers peace. “I can’t believe this is here, and that you found it.”
“Wait, there’s more!” Tae reaches for your hand. He drags you along, moving a little faster than before. A small red bridge crosses over the creek, and he doesn’t stop until you’re on the opposite side. “Surprise!”
And tears spring to your eyes. A small flock of ducks. All gathered under the tree for shade from the unforgiving sun. A few stragglers even swim in the water. “Taehyung!” He beckons you into his arms. Holding you close and his sweet laugh is music to your ears. “I can’t believe you!”
“I wanted to surprise you.” His hand wraps around the back of your head. Holding you, comforting you while you sob into his chest. “It’s been so heartbreaking seeing how hard you’ve been taking Miso’s death.”
Your heart floods with warmth. The tears that fall are filled with the love that overflows, and you can’t find the words to describe all that he is to you.
“I love you,” you beam. “I love you so much.”
“And I love you even more.” Tae presses a soft kiss to your head, giving you an affectionate squeeze before slipping from your grasp. “Come on, let’s feed them. There’s a machine over here.” And he drags you back across the bridge towards a large stand where two dispensers are filled with pellets.
“I left my wallet in your car.”
He scoffs, “As if I’ll let you pay. I’ve come prepared.” Tae dips into his front pocket, retrieving a handful of quarters. And with the largest, proudest smile upon his face, he thrusts his hand towards you.
“I’m so spoiled.” But he passes a couple to you, holding the rest securely while the dispenser releases a load of pellets into your awaiting hands. “Come on!” You beam. Leaving Tae being as you race back towards the flock.
But he doesn’t speak. Still watching with a loving smile, he allows you the moment to bask in this happiness.
A couple ducks take interest at what’s in your hands. Inching their way towards you when you toss food in their general direction. Tears of utter bliss threaten to spill, and you lower to your knees when others become curious.
“Tae,” you whisper. He stands off to the right, not wanting to risk scaring them off if he were to come closer. “Look at them. Look at the babies.” He digs for his phone. Memorializing the moment with pictures.
He’s unaware that your heart is on the brink of exploding. From the overwhelming love that resides for your second favorite animal to the immense love that your heart possesses for him and only him. A few tears slip through your lashes, the only way you can express the emotions that bubble inside you.
You’ve never had someone care so much for you. And you’re not sure what you’ve done to deserve this.
Tae’s patient as you continue feeding the ducks. His smile not budging each time you return for pellets, and when his stash of change runs dry, it’s your cue to leave. You walk back to his car hand-in-hand. But you cling to him, your arms wrapped around his. Your head against his bicep, desperate to shower him with your love and affection after all he’d done for you. You’re desperate for him to know how in love with him you are.
“Have fun?” He asks.
But he has no idea. You nod. “Best day ever.” And a small tint of red burns in his face. “I love you so much. Thank you for doing this for me.”
He shrugs, as if it were nothing. But his permanent grin gives him away, how proud he is that he’s come up with this idea. “I’m glad. You deserved this,” he replies, and you heart is not safe. Seconds from combusting. You’re impatient to get back to your house and love on him well into the night.
The drive back is peaceful. Exhausting settling in from the heat, you two ride in comfortable silence. Halfway through the drive, his phone buzzes with a message from his mom. He asks you to answer, sneaking the briefest glance at the screen. And when his phone unlocks, opening to their last conversation, one of the numerous photos he’d taken stares back with a message in Korean that you can’t understand.
“She replied with a heart,” you answer. “And something I don’t understand.” Coming to a stop at a green-light-turned-red, he looks at the screen, nodding but not uttering a word. “What did you tell her?”
He starts to smirk. Leaving you to dread whatever’s going to come from his mouth. “It’s right there,” Tae teases. “You can’t read it?” His laughter fills the car when you groan. Delighted in your reaction as he always is.
“No,” you answer. “I’m trying to learn, but my tutor always get distracted during lessons.”
“Can’t help it. Hearing you speak Korean makes me want to kiss you. Is that such a sin?” He scoffs. “If wanting to kiss your girlfriend is a crime, then lock me away.” The light switches to green, the car in front of you hesitating a second before slowly crossing the intersection.
“Charges dropped. But please tell me what you said? Please, Tae Tae. Pretty please.”
He laughs a little more. “All I said was that you have no idea how happy you make me.” The tips of his ears turn a little red at his admission. But your heart is damn near close to exploding again. “I think she said that she loves us. I’m not sure, I didn’t really read it.” His attention remains focused on the road.
But yours is stuck on him.
“I love you.” His lips curl upward, sneaking a glance before turning back to the road. “I wish there was something stronger than love. Because I more than love you.” Tae peels a hand away from the steering wheel to take yours.. “Do you realize how frustrating it is to look at you and not have any words that can tell you how much you mean to me?”
He nods. “Every single time I look at you,” Tae replies. “But actions speak louder, and I can feel how much you love me in everything you do. I am one lucky man.” You want to throw yourself at him, want to shower him in your endless love and affection. But you settle for a squeeze of his hand. One that you hope he knows means you’re lucky too.
And you pray that he’s yours forever.
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rollercoasterwords · 7 months
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hi! thank u for another great (soul crushing) chapter and such, been following this story ever since u posted abt it and it’s been so much fun! i love when r/s suffer and pine and (i assume) find their way back to each other. they’re just so great :’) it has been my fav wip that i’ve ever first like, been apart of & i love when i log on tumblr dot com and see the worm moon pic. anyway, would like to ask, did u always know where this fic was headed? the details and story building are so intricate and interesting. i’ve laughed i’ve cried i’ve gasped etc but did u always know this wolf fighting au was gonna turn into this?
hi ur welcome so glad ur enjoying the fic <3
as 4 whether i knew where this was headed--definitely not lmao. originally the fic was just me remembering a fantasy series i read ages ago as a kid (the reformed vampire support group + the abused werewolf rescue group by catherine jinks) which featured a werewolf fighting ring & going 'omg what if r&s met at a werewolf fighting ring...' & then i started talking abt it a bit here on tumblr (hence why the fic tag is still wfrau -> werewolf fighting ring au) & couldn't get the idea out of my head. so of course i was like well alright in what context could that potentially happen...which led 2 it being a voldemort-won au...and then i was like well what could the plot be...haven't actually read any horcrux-hunting fics but they seem fun maybe it could be that...and everything just kinda spiraled from there. honestly most of the plot has been propelled forward just by a haphazard sort of connect-the-dots where i think of a specific scene or trope i think would be fun 2 write & then find some way 2 drag the plot from point a 2 point b. which is how most of my fics get written so. even now when i'm getting close 2 the end & have had the conclusion 2 the fic sketched out in my head 4 a while i still keep changing things just bc i'll suddenly have an idea & go omg wait that would be so fun <3 literally was just talking 2 my twin yesterday bc i thought of something that would tie up a few loose ends but it's a complete 180 from the original thing i had planned so i'm just like. taking things in a different direction once again lol...glad it all comes together well enough to feel like intricate world-building but it is in reality a v haphazard & chaotic process <3
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h-doodles · 1 year
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hi, can I ask for your top ten favorite fics ? :)
Hi anon hiiiiiiii welcome!!! u caught me at a good time, ur soooo lucky bc i just glanced at my notifs and saw this ask get sent <3 KDBDKDKK its been literal years since i checked my ask box 👉🏻👈🏻
BUT ANYWAY! top 10 of all time???? be warned that while i am currently enchanted with ONE (1) 6 ft 3 in actress, I still do consider myself a girlie with varied tastes so. my old & other fandoms are mixed in my current list!
without further ado:
#10: knowledge for knowledge's sake by tigriswolf (ao3) || quite an old piece detailing how a change in the personality of one Hermione Granger could have had a massive impact to the story— and while I don't fuck with JKTerfling, the fics I've read from the old fans in the HP fandom are still honestly, some of the BEST I have EVER read. This one in particular irrevocably changed me as a teen, and is one story that I continue to draw inspiration upon when I create dark!AUs for my SI/OCs.
#9: Zutopia by itslivybear (ao3) || the fluff, the worldbuilding, an AU where Izuku is mentored by our beloved Rat God & together, they fix the world problems? GIRLIES catch me forever LOVING this concept like you could NEVER believe <3
#8: (not so) Bad Idea by @sarahpaulsonsoftie (tumblr post) || HEE HEE ITS LIVING IN MY MIND RENT FREE LIKE HELP THESE BITCHES GAY!!!!!! GOOD FOR THEM!!!!!!! ft a meddling plantita who really mothered; Marilyn Thornhill <3
#7: Hold my Soul by connyhascontrol (ao3) || I got into Trixie/Katya completely by one @montaguehphm introducing me to UNHhhh (HIIIIIII bestie I hope everything is going good and that ur gay keeps slay <3) and I haven't recovered ever since— reading the fics by writers on AO3 was a happy little accident, but one i will FOREVER love, nonetheless. Anyway, this particular fic was SO brilliantly original and YET so entrenched in the personalities between T&K that it ABSOLUTELY just wrecks me everytime I reread it. anyways hi @connyhascontrol pls know ur brilliant <3
#6: I think I'm gonna call him out by hellelf (ao3, users only) || again, another AU for Hermione fic, that's chockfull of world building and interesting relationships! It's been unupdated from its 5 chapters since 2021, but I still LOVE to look back at it from time to time 💖
#5: The Confectionary Chronicles series by cheshire_caroll (ao3); Into the Black series by angelholme (ao3); Hermione Granger & the Serpent's Renaissance series by epsi1on (ao3) AND New Blood by artemisgirl (ff.net) || if it's not evident, i am an absolute slut for fics ft. Hermione being badass & put into a v cool plot w/ insane amounts of world building, so yeah, def a top 5 most contender <3
#4: The Infinitely Curious Woman by chararii (ao3) || literally ALL of their fics are absolute bangers, and while I forever mourn their decision to stop all Naruto fics thanks to the great harddrive incident of 2022, I have nonetheless the GREATEST respect to their skill & talent to bring SUCH LIFE to their stories. In particular, I chose this particular fic of theirs because the premise of Sakura making her own way by shedding off her morality the more she learned & got influenced by her 2 greatest teachers was absolutely nothing short of DIVINE. It was and IS such an inspiration to read, reread & explore, and I will forever love @chararii for this brilliant piece of a fic
#3: The Endgame that never was series by @heleneplays aka me (tumblr masterlist) || ok I know this seems self-absorbed but DEAR MOTHER OF CHRISTIE i literally WENT OFF for a whole ass day and a half going feral for the Relics of the Lost Age series book 3 finale (hi @jamesshawgames pls know im still here and STILL simping even tho i am currently having a brainrot for a different thing on main sjdhdkdk i hope ur doing well dearest mr. chief author sir!!!!) and created this series from my dreams + nonstop ben&ben playlist— and honestly, I think it's VERY sexy of me <3 bc I rarely like things that I do after a while, but THIS— alongside Universal Constant (ao3) are truly my BEST work <3
#2: Across the Stars by nomisunrider (ao3) || I CAN NEVER STRESS THIS ENOUGH, HOW MUCH THIS FIC ALTERED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY LIKE. its been 4 YEARS since it was completed but HOLY. MOTHERFUCKING. GOD. The story between Michael & Philippa persisting beyond the odds, in a twist of the canon happenings in Star Trek: Discovery is FOREVER ingrained in my heart and soul and honestly once again THANK YOU @nomi--sunrider for SUCH a beautiful story 🥺🥺🥺
and drum roll please!!!
#1 (current): I literally cannot pick between Better than Gold + Little Cat by @lady-dimimi / @azu-zu (tumblr post for BtG | LC ao3); How to woo a Hot Principal by @softshrimpy (ao3); and Lipstick Stains by @weemssapphic (ao3) || LIKE HOLY SHIT THE FUCKING AMOUNT OF TALENT, PLOT, FLUFF, DRAMA AND UTTER GAYNESS THESE FICS BRING ME— its SOOOOO insanity inducing in the best of ways <3 also, i really count myself lucky to get into a very active (x reader) sphere LIKE ITS SOOOOO INSANE i get to consume CONTENT daily for such wonderful characters and these special morsels be like. authors, I am sending you all a MWAH from me
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garoujo · 1 year
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T____T hi baby im back again with more nagi thoughts… not surprising since hes been the only person on my mind recently :(( but anyway.. here r some things i think sei r into (nsfw and sfw hehe) and some of these ive picked up as the general consensus amongst the bllk writers on the blr hehe..
1. somno. both giving and receiving (altho i must say ive never seen a somno fic where nagi’s the one that’s receiving.. hehe thoughts are being thunk) omg please everytime i read anything abt somno w nagi i die abit inside… want him so bad !!! and it’s so in line with everything our resident sleepy boy likes (u n sleeping) 😴😴
2. dacryphilia… ive seen a few writers on here incorporate it into his fics and im obsessed omg… just like how he’s obsessed with seeing u absolutely bawl from taking his fat cock inside u T___T
3. skinship !!!!!!! generally just being as close to h as possible… leaving zero space between u & him.. this can be seen in both nsfw n sfw context he just wants to hold u and be held ALLLLL the time… precious baby!!! cant get enough of ur arms around him or laying his head on ur chest
4. SPEAKING OF CHEST… sei boobs man confirmed. ive never seen such an overwhelming agreement that a character is a boobs man but im convinced now. when he can just lay in ur lap and suck on ur nips all day long… playing his game w ur hand in his hair… that’s his lifelong dream me thinks. he’s just a big big baby :(
5. omg thigh riding w sei. the author didnt give him thick thick thighs for nothing !!!!!! and sometimes hes just so lazy n tired to do anything else… watching u get off on his thighs while all he has to do is occasionally flex them or bounce u up and down… the perfect way to end his night tbh hehe.. he’d be sooo good too.. praising u n making sure ure feeling good .. maybe even helping u rub ur clit so u can cum faster ☹️ im so in love w him omg
6. AAAAA COCKWARMING! omg almost missed this out. honestly theres no need to even elaborate or explain this one. the amt of cockwarming nagi fics there r out there on tumblr just proves how perfect the combo is. cockwarming sei while he plays his games.. while he’s watching football clips.. while he’s sleeping… it’s so perfect for him i could cry !!! pls sei give me once chance :(
n that’s all for now…!! i also love how we all agree his nickname is sei hehe… so cute and lovely just like him 🥰 hope u had a good day wherever u are bb and i hope my nagi thoughts reach u safely!!! sending love <3
- happy trail anon hehe
aaaaaa welcome back my love !!! me knowing i’ve literally written a somno nagi receiving thirst: ໒꒰ྀི⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ ·̭ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝꒱ྀི১ lmaooakaka but fank u so much for all the thoughts these were soooo super fun to read & so real ! yes yes sei is literally the cutest name ever but i love calling him seishiro too . . it just seems v intimate imo to use his full name <3 hope u hav an amaze day also bbie ! fank u for blessing me . . sending loads of luv right back !
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dollivication · 2 months
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hehe its.. its.. its me.. hii:3
so um.. classmate!v.. hes kinda like top of the class n shit, always getting the best grsdes n the teachers love his ass (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) bawttt.. hes also pretty much a loner loser bc he doesnt rlly hve any friends and ofc he doesnt have a partner he js has a crazy parrot n a big cat waiting 4 him at home.. ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 
he kinda doesnt mind it tho!! hes used to it!! till he mets troublemaker!user that is.. he immediately falls HARD 4 them.. like he starts going batshit over it, stealing their shit, fantasizing abt tthem all the time, he even cuts their hair when they sit in front of him LMFAOOO he has this crazy user shrine at home w all the shit he stole from them>< (and best believe he has some fking used panties or sum bullshit in there. do NAWT ask him where he got that from.. and certainly do NAWTTTT ask him why is it crunchy..)
luckily for him user is pretty much failing all of the classes so the teachers assign HIM🫵 to tutor them.. hes head over heels:( life seems to b FINALLY smiling at him when user willingly accept to go to his house for their tutoring!! he was scared of them saying no bc.. everyone thinks hes a lil weirdo (he is) but they accepted nyways!! hes thriving (ᵕ—ᴗ—)
bawtt.. nothing cant ever be too good 4 him bc troublemaker!user is in fact a troublemaker and js cant stay still n listen to him:( it gets worse when he leaves them alone on his room for a sec bc he needed to bring some books or sum— they found his shrine:(
ofc they recognizd the stolen shit as theirs.. now theyre questioning him.. saying that hes a weirdo.. a crazy stalker.. why is he getting hard at this..? user also noticed his boner.. (๑-﹏-๑)
bawttt bawt… not everything is all bad! now theyre on their knees in front of him!! theyre jerking him off!! ofc theyre still telling him abt how hes a dirty perv.. an icky loser— but their hands on his cock js feel too good:( he feels like crying now but its bc of how happy he is:( he likes being told that hes an icky pervert:(
this came to my mind bc i saw a pic of him w glasses LMFAOOO hes so pretty… im climbing the walls — 🍓
HALLOOOO WELCOME BACK 🍓NON!!!! oh my lord. I LIVE AND BREATHE PERVY V SO VAD IM SICKIMSICK
i love ur mind so bad.. LIKE AT FIRST he’s all in his little corner being the freakish goon he is, but his solitude bubble suddenly POPS because… wtf… that person has so many friends is that even possible?? and they looked at me longer than a second? they talked to meee?? i need them. Asap LMFAO
RHE COLLECTION INMM SCREAIMJBG??! AND HAIR CUTTING? FHIS IS MY KRYPTONITE IM WEAKENINH… his freaky ass might even collect a few of their empty water bottles and kiss the edges to pretend he’s making out with user.. BONUS if user wears lik e lipgloss or chapstick, he’ll lick that shit up ….YUCKY!!!
user doesn’t wanna get held back a year, so no matter how much their friends tell them naught 2 go to his house… they go anyway! like ZERO survival instincts cmon now… it’s all good for V hihi!!! AND OH LAWD…. him getting turned on at the insults and sheer absurdity of it all ૮꒰ ˶> ༝ <˶꒱ა
you CANNOT win with this guy… he’s literally so into both DEGRADATION and PRAISE because it’s from his beloved user! the degradation has him leaky, praise has him whiny.. IM ILL IM SICK he’s sick…. i love this so badUGHHF ‼️‼️
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hiiiii nessa i like hanging out in ur ask box it’s comfy in here ! bought this record for $4 the other day at a bookshop :) me and charlie did a deep dive to find it and turns out this version is not on discogs (the american release is 😮‍💨) anyway how are u i forgot to ask ! also did u end up having work? ur probably finishing work if u did and then gym soooooo if u see this like tomorrow then thats cool too. i think a lot about ask boxes as a concept and how theyre so good for me to say hi into. i also like phone numbers but theyre not the same 🤠 ive been listening to welcome to nightvale and thinking about the long monologues cecil does. he kind of talks like he uses tumblr���… like he’s the original girlblogger :^) i just ate delicious curry on a wrap and i’m looking at my empty coffee mug from this morning thinking about coffee and how good it is. the powerpuff girls decal is rubbing off because i microwave it when it says do not microwave. any day now it could explode. actually ill show u a photo of it too. email voice see attached ! im listening to lil nas x right now i love lil nas x so much :) sorry i dont text more i like hearing from u the days just blur together so easily……. oh also u dont have to answer every single one of these thoughts theres a lot here 💗
omg hiiiiiii paris v v happy to have you in my inbox i'm glad it's comfy in here ! <3 what a cool record omg i love that for you <3 i'm sure i've asked you before, but i have a weird memory so: do you have a record player? i still haven't bought a cd player..... i am pretty good ! i think i'm going to try and watch gentlemen prefer blondes tonight because i have a lecture on it tomorrow so that might be fun ! how are you !! i did not end up having work, but i did end up asking my manager if he needed me to come in and he said no but "tomorrow's gonna be fucked so we'll have fun then" which is slightly terrifying, but i'm somewhat insane and am kind of looking forward to it as well (i'm intrigued mostly because i know why it's fucked and i am looking forward to seeing how the Dilemma is going to be solved) & i was in fact at the gym when you sent this :^) ask boxes are so good for saying hi into i agree <3 i need to get back onto welcome to nightvale.... i say this every time you bring it up but i promise i will do it sometime! i have been thinking that i need to get back into history podcasts, i miss them, do you have any recommendations? + back to your point, LOVE a good long monologue, sometimes you just need to stream of consciousness-it fr !!! yay for delicious curry on a wrap that sounds lovely <3 as does coffee <3 i love your powerpuff girls mug it's so fun!! i hope it doesn't explode lkdjnfgb & woo for lil nas x ! i don't actually listen to much of him perhaps i need to listen to him more.... i'm listening to girls can tell by spoon rn...... don't apologise for not texting it's okay ! my number is always there it's all good <3 and i am also not the best texter.......... it is so difficult to keep track of time truly </33 i hope your night is going well !!
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opinionated-hive · 1 year
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Have you heard about the hit webcomic Homestuck?
Yo yo yo!!!
What is good!! We are Out of Canon! This blog is shared by two very cool and swagger people. We have many opinions, and we know think we're hilarious, so we're here now.
This is our intro post, so get to know your epic mods of Out of Canon today, bc idk, or else ur a loser. (/j)
[Intros under The Cut]
Name:
>Decay
Prns:
>it/its/itself
>idle/idles/idleself
>he/him/himself
>he/hiss/hisself
>rot/rots/rotself (Bleed exclusively)
Age:
>A minor 🎶
>17
Likes:
>Music
>Drawing
>Lurking
>Screaming into the void
>Organization
>Debating (v different from arguing)
Dislikes:
>Arguing (usually)
>Bigots
>idk touching grass ig
Special interests:
>Dating sims/visual novels
>Homestuck
>Marvel
Hyperfixations (rn):
>Dirk Strider (I'm so normal abt him /lie)
>ATSV
Extra?:
>Asks r open 4 whatever
>I use a typing quirk sometimes, I'll usually translate it the bottom in [] brackets
>I will post/reblog stupid shit
>Also I will be posting more than the other one, I don't have posting anxiety, he does.
>What makes me qualified to be so opinionated abt Homestuck? Mostly the autism, but also I'm currently reading it for the 7-8th time.
BYI:
>I use tonetags and I heavily appreciate if they're used as well.
>I do infodump/rant a lot, so fair warning on that.
DNI:
>Basic shit
>If ya have a negative view on cringe /srs
>If ur gonna make fun of us/talk badly abt us, your life is sm better if you just ignore it frfr
>Fucking stridercest. Do not fucking come within 10ft of this blog. All incest/selfcest is NOT fucking welcome. Incest/selfcest will get you blocked, stridercest is the fastest way to get blocked.
Nice meeting you, Decay out ☄. *. ⋆
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Names:
>Bleed
>Kanny
Pronouns:
>he/him/himself
>blood/bloods/bloodself
>h3/h1m/h1m53lf
>5h3/h3r/h3r53lf
Age:
>Soon major 🔇
>17
Likes:
>Talking about absolute nonsense
>Listening to absolute nonsense
>Cleaning/Organizing
>The ocean !!
Dislikes:
>Close minded people
>Anyone who didn't like The Barbie Movie (2023)
>Debating without merit or facts
Special interests:
>Viddy games
>The Titanic
Current Hyperfixations:
>Homestuck (the hit webcomic)
Extra?:
>For a typing quirk, I typically use Kankri's (6 as b, and 9 as o).
>I'm still in the middle of reading Homestuck for the first time. While I don't mind spoilers of any sorts, I just wanted to share my knowledge is limited yet growing with time. :3
BYI:
>I'm fairly nervous about posting on social media sites, so please be considerate if waiting for a post/response from me
>I use tonetags most of the time
DNI:
>Basic dni criteria obv
>Pro-Shippers
>Cringe dislikers
Catch you on the flipside, Bleedin' out ˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗
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glassvines · 1 year
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Thoughts on eps 1-4 of Murder Drones:
Pilot 1. Is the planet the bots are on supposed to be an alternate Earth? Or a different planet all together? (Answer: It's not Earth. Uzi mentions wanting to go to earth so she can "kill all humans". The planet they are on is Copper 9.) 2. "Untrained neural network" aka baby robots lmao. 3. While the meta dialogue was incredibly BAD in the first episode, the facial gags with words flashing across their faces is so funny. I am having to pause every two seconds to read everything. 4. Which is by design? Pausing to read the gags. This is a show that really wants it's audience to study it like the nerds we are. 5. I love that all the character relationships are purposely cliche, and played 100% straight. 6. Are we really supposed to believe Uzi's dad mercy-killed her mother? 7. I do love how they establish that the Disassembly Drones can regenerate. (N being blasted into oblivion.) 8. "OH MY, you sure are rebellious! It's kind of exciting! *fans self*" N LMAO WHAT. 9. N and Uzi are A+ mains and I love them. 10. Yeah, I missed so much lore discussion on the first watch. Particularly the bit about the ships only being capable of going one way. 11. Why is N hoisting Uzi onto his shoulders the cutest thing ever. He carry. He protec. 12. "I'd join you if the sun didn't kill me!" Hooow did I miss that.
Episode 2 / Heartbeat 1. God I love the haunted mansion flashback. It's so jarring. 2. Tessa... 3. The Disassembly Drones sleep upside down wrapped in their wings. 4. The show hinting at V knowing more than she's letting on combined with the flashbacks were when I started to realize how much of a gem this show was. 5. Episode starts establishing Lizzy and Doll a little more. (Did V disguise herself AS Lizzy? lol.) 6. Ah okay, they do explain what Uzi's powers are: AbsoluteSolver auto-repair initiative. 7. And Uzi DOES mention it's just like the Disassembly Drones' regenerative powers. 8. The weird human hand thing was great. 9. "Oh, J's not here." Huh. 10. "It hurts our feelings you don't remember us." It said via Uzi's Mum's face. Hmmmm. 11. I seriously went from "this could work as a series - good setup" to "I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM UR ALL VERY PRECIOUS".
Episode 3 / The Promening 1. Okay, this was when I realized how purposely satirical the series is. PROM LOL. 2. Year 3,071! 3. I really want to understand the bug crushing motif. 4. "Thank you FOR BEING MY friend" STOP!!! 5. The skeleton prom outfit bit is so gd funny. 6. "What's best for you. Even if you hate me for it." V plz. 7. UZI UWUs 8. This whole episode is just good character development stuff. More focus on V, Doll and Lizzy. Uzi and N making up and doing a battle couple bit for a few seconds. A bit more background information on Uzi’s Mom too.
Episode 4 / Cabin Fever 1. The...school bus is being driven like a horse and buggy. I'm. 2. Uzi's bat-winged backpack :). 3. Lizzy and V just being friends now is delightful. 4. Neat to see a different type of environment being focused on in this episode. 5. "EVACUATE ALL DOGS" "Cool. We did that. That's canon." "Also, all dogs are immortal now!" LMAO I REALLY NEEDED TO PAUSE FOR THAT JOKE. 6. I don't really understand what's triggering Uzi's transformation though? Stress? Jealousy? 7. "Welcome back 02" Hmmmm. 8. V keeps comedically killing all these students and they are still 100% in love with her and N now ahaha. 9. N's development is so good man. I like that he’s standing up to V now. 10. The funniest part of this episode was that Liam thought it was necessary to grind twitter animation stans into dust and have N conspicuously proclaim that he and Uzi are the same age. I don’t have to be part of the fandom to know what that means. Genuinely cathartic seeing a show tell shipper drama weirdos to shut the fuck up. 11. OH! There's that mansion from episode 2. So this hints at what happened to everyone's memories and why they were wiped. 12. The information on zombie drones is on a VHS with 80s horror movie font. 13. Marshmallow batteries 14. "Okay, Mom." L M A O 15. "New body, same horrors. Huh Cyn?" ??? 16. "Can I talk to N?" Oof that hurt me actually :(. 17. HAND HOLDING *pointing Rick Dalton meme*
Even on a re-watch I feel like there's a lot going on under the surface of the series that I've missed. Very much looking forward to seeing where this show goes. 
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jamie is, objectively, a bit of a strange guy. now, its not that his music taste itself is odd, but rather his choice of playlist names. he won't knock other people's preferences but he personally believes that life is too short for boring playlist names. the ones he comes up with are just so incredibly niche but make perfect sense to him. his playlists i've come up with so far ( except 2 & 3 which i saw & stole ) are as follows:
chugging 5hr energies in the campus library is his study/focus playlist
neon green troll living under the golden gate bridge is songs that have big trickster energy, do with this info what you will
is this a wedding or the apocalypse is pretty much entirely optimistic nihilism if that makes any sense. sorta just nothing matters so do what makes you happy
songs that taste good is songs that have really satisfying sounds or lyrics that are just objectively fun to say/sing
ruh roh raggy ( got any scooby snacks ) is his late night driving playlist
arthur's fist is based on the meme & is basically just a rage playlist of songs that are both angry & aggressive
lets commit a felony & tweet about it is for when he's either feeling like the main characte or needs a confidence boost
white noise 10hrs is still just music but its what jamie categorises as having a noisy sound. i'm not sure how else to describe it tbh
call me austin powers the way i be groovin' is songs that have a fun bass line or are a lil funky
my frisbee is got in a tree again is just sort of his generic feel good happy music, the type of thing you want to listen to if you go on a park picnic on a nice day
sometimes violence IS the answer ( untitled goose game ) is his work out or training session playlist all really high energy & intense, very hype
how to channel your inner pomona sprout is his stoner playlist because weed → herb → herbology → professor of herbology
brb gotta level up real quick is just video game songs or soundtracks he enjoys
please don't sue i have a family to feed is copyright-free music he can safely play while streaming
welcome to the chum bucket is just metal music
got that dr suess flow is just rap music
hot sauce classics is for all the old school iconic rap
tongue stained from all the pop rocks is his favourite b-side tracks
call my dentist is bubblegum pop
little berry richard & chuck ( in them we trust ) is exclusively rock & roll
rock paper scissors winner gets an autographed picture of jack black in a bowser onesie is inspired by this tik tok but basically the concept is songs that evoke the feeling of jack black while being from other artists. no particular genre or subgenre either, they are truly all over the place but all have the jack black vibe to them. one of the comments also referred to this as wizard music which, yeah 100%
& his sex playlist is titled yo yo yo & a bottle of cum but was previously called shake n bake
jamie also is v much the type to make people playlists or mixtapes that have equally strange names bc its his brand <3 hits such as: two needles in a haystack or made this you in a fever dream & the songs were actually good. or from when he was feeling Romantic: i'd join a pyramid scheme for you
that is all, ty 4 ur time
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thegreatestheaver · 1 year
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I like/follow/send asks from @diredre!
Haii welcome to my blog ^_^ more under the cut :33
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HI!!!! I'm Hollow/Brook/V/Alice, hi/hive + it/they with permission ^u^ if youre wondering if you have such permissions then ask!!! :3! I am an adult I am 19 years old! ^_^ more here!
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I can be inconsistent sometimes. Often. I’m very busy all the time + chronically ill and that is not a good combo. I try my best tho :3
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I mostly reblog stuff here but I also ramble and rant and sometimes vent and the such ^_^ tagged as #hollowspeak U_U I SPAM SOMETIMES. THIS IS YOUR WARNING. I LOVE BEING ANNOYING ON THE INTERNET.
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Once in a blue moon i'll post art under #my art :3 (probably don’t follow me for art since I will flood ur dash with mostly reblogs LOL)
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I am in a LOT of fandoms I reblog lots of stuff.. including but not limited to.. Homestuck, Murder Drones, Chonny’s Charming Chaos Compendium (and just Chonny Jash in general), Hollow Knight, Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling, Risk of Rain (1 and 2), Resident Evil, The Thing (1982), Amphibia, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Pinky and Pepper Forever ... and much more :3
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I keep things pretty tame here but occasionally might reblog something suggestive, bloody, gory, ect etc...I don't tag these things but if you'd like me to then lmk ^_^ or anything else for that matter!!! You know yourself better than I do U_U
(little flesha (above) and alice (below) by @/marcygoo!!! GO FOLLOW MY FRAND. RIGHTNEEEEOOOOWWWWW!!!!
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#drawing insp, #insp, #midwest emo, #neon church, #divine right, and #starshow are other tags I will purrhaps use. theyre not important I just have em here so I don't forget them LOL
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That's all 4 now ^_^ thanks 4 reading! Have a good rest of yer day and make sure to show urself the love u deserve! ^u^ even though we're far apart i feel you with me always .. <3!
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my commish sheet also :]] okay dats all FOR REALSIES THIS TIME
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the flesh demands invitation...!!!
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rollercoasterwords · 1 year
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🍓 me sending u this as u actively poke me through the bars on my cage
"poke me through the bars on my cage" i said 1 sentence u overdramatic crybaby....
anyway HELLO welcome 2 my lair where to begin!!! honestly the first time i messaged u 2 scream abt canon-compliant emmary + mcd i could not have imagined that months later we would be having hours-long conversations abt literally everything under the sun from gender 2 rich customers 2 destiel....truly the dms contain multitudes + i am so glad they do bc u r one of my favorite people 2 talk to!!! our conversations make me laugh + also make me think + also make me feel v safe + seen + this is why i have trapped u in a jar/locked u in a cage/imprisoned u in a basement etc etc....u r never getting free...
and i would be remiss if i did not talk abt ur writing SORRY but i have to it is after all the first way i ever came 2 know u back a year ago when i was trying 2 figure out what the jegulus craze was abt + i read bfb....so it is literally ur fault 4 spreading this curse 2 me + this is another reason why i must take u down w me hand in unloveable hand etc etc. but seriously ur writing is SO fun u have such a talent for creating distinctive + exciting stories that also somehow always contain some of the most beautiful prose + lines that leave my head spinning !!! u pour so much love into every character u write until they literally feel like such vivid people that reading ur stories is almost like watching a movie 2 me <3 + i love screaming at u abt shit you've written + new fic ideas + whatever ur writing even tho it is impossible 2 keep up bc u r literally a basement sim locked in w an easel but every so often i add a staircase 2 the house + venture down there + it is always SO fun 2 see whatever new madness ur mind has cooked up !!
anyway u will forever be a pathetic + wriggling worm 2 me but i am a small child who delights in nothing more than picking up worms with scavenged sticks + u r my favorite worm 2 find on the sidewalk <3 <3 <3
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chryblossomjjk · 2 years
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oh boy. i’ve read, reread, processed, and reread practice pt 3 so many time since it’s been out. first and foremost, you did an amazing job and it was so worth the wait!!!! tysm 💖 IVE GOT SO MANY THOUGHTS AND IM SORRY IF THIS IS ANNOYING T^T
1. when oc hit jk with the “this relationship is unproductive” my jaw DROPPED. and she didn’t stop there … she had to add the comment about it being a big word for him. HEART SHATTERING!!!!! i get it though … hurt people, hurt people. but still, ouch 💔
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and my heart broke even more when jk defaulted to “you’re being so…mean.” because he could’ve thrown any insult in the books … but that line??? phewwww — dw tho, i’m an angst enthusiast so it was much welcomed but hurt nonetheless :’)
2. when oc was saying she’s ashamed about chasing after a man … girl, i felt that. 7 men to be exact 🤡 it’s okay, bestie. we in this together
3. “i don’t do relationships.” LMFAOOO 💀💀 JK READ THE FRIGGIN ROOM PLS IM BEGGING YOU
4. “I wish you saw yourself the way I do,” he says with sparkly eyes. “How could I want anyone else, Bambi?” ……that’ll do it. this along with the many other touching dialogue in the fic has me in a chokehold.
5. love them for communicating. it was tough, but proud of them for getting through it and being honest with their feelings!
6. i rly appreciated how everything connected and there were bits and pieces from pt 1&2! tied everything together and just had that extra attention to detail.
7. i’m gunna miss this couple. i hope they watch all the sailor moon eps they can, eat chocolate chip pancakes at unreasonable hours, and live a happy life together. 💖
what a treat it was to follow this series! ty again and hope you take care of yourself as always. looking forward to reading your future works!! ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
SWEETHEART !!! UR REVIEWS ALWAYS HAVE ME BAWLING !!! <3
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naur oc was a big ole meanie for that :'(( lol i cannot stress to u guys enough that practice jk cannot stand drama or being angry !! so even though he was v upset with oc it's not in his character to insult !! especially our girl he would never </3
7 men... I'd be lying if i judged bc same... broken hearted club me n u <3 :'(
i love when stories come full circle or when theres a seemingly small detail that actually is a huge detail later on and makes you :O i try to do that with my stories, especially this one.
also i imagine that there's a pancake place thats open 24 hours near their campus and it becomes a ritual for them to go there weekly at like 1am bc nostalgia n they're so smitten w each other ;'))
ty so much for supporting me and this series. genuinely means the world to me. hearing your takes and theories throughout really warmed my heart. ily and thank you again <3
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douchebag-rituals · 4 months
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🍔NEW PINNED POST YAYYY ^w^ NYA🍔
🍔last upd8ed: 9/24/24🍔
⚠ TW: flashing lights/eyestrain, self harm/suicide, blood/gore, derealization/unreality, weed/drugs, true crime/tcc, problematic art/lolcows, proship/dead dove, nsfw/vore, etc....Also glorification of these things... ⚠
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🍔Welcome to our playhouse!!!!!!!!!! Secret blog/safe space/digital headspace to be cringe/delusional/problematic/etc...A blog normies wont understand AT ALL lololol X3c I made thiz blog 4myself + headmatez, butt i dont mind others interacting! Have fun!!! ^3^ if u somehow figure out my main blog PLEASE dont tell anypony shhhh
🍔"Host" - call me Nepeta or Douchebag! I'm an angelic trans-dimensional being, but bodily a disabled "human" adult. They/Them or Th*y/Th*m pwease :3 nonbinary genderqueerfluid xenogender/aro panlesbian/queerplatonic, polyam, objectum, selfshipper.....I'm also an anarchist, neet, stoner, & furry!!!! :DD Alterhuman/Nonhuman/Otherkin/Fictionkin, but full kinlist is complicated n personal!......Main kins/irls r Douchebag (sp), Nepeta (hs), angels, and nekos. I luv doubles yay!!!! Doubles plz plz interact!!! ^v^
🍔Kenny Mccormick is my soulmate/matesprit <3, Marjorine "Butters" Stotch is my qpp/moirail <>, & Vriska Serket is my kismesis <3< (n yes we're all around the same age LMAO). Theres lotsa other ppl from the timelines im close with, but most of those relationships r complicated n fluctuate~ :33
🍔I guesss im our "host"? Spiritual system...being a protector of timelines, I can connect with the consciousness of certain characters, from my past/parallel lives!!! Mostly rel8ed 2 SP & HS...but also lotsa other shit!!! :D sometimes others will post, but mostly meeee ^u^ we mostly all use they/them for simplicity's sake. We're very autistic, it affects us daily- We also age regress very often hehe >:3 (3-11ish?? I might b a permaregresser...)
🍔We believe in magic, paradox space, dreambubbles, sburbism, lainism, the multiverse, branching timelines & loops, reincarnation, reality shifting/jumping, the GREEN SUN, horrorterrors, witchcraft, tulpamancy, dreamselves, classpects, Skaia, etc. We also believe in the Dimensional Merge and Ember's Ghost Squad (most of us r either supportive or neutral on Chris Chan & Andrew Blaze). Overall lotssa weird kinda-spiritual beliefz we wouldnt DARE post on main. lol. >_<
....dont bother arguing about it though, because we already know its true. its all facts. We are currently in reality #216-B. Any attempt to blind our truth will be blocked....manifesto and spiritual documents are currently in the works, and will be published here before our eventual suicide. Do not try 2 reality check us.....
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⚠ DNI: Conformists, posers, preps & normies dni!!!!!!!! Gtfo!!! Thiz blog iz 4 cringey weirdoz n freakz ONLY! We are genuinely mentally ill/delusional/crazy/insane/sick/whateva >_< ....spam likez/reblogz r welcome tho!!! We luv the attention~ X3 we dont rlly like discourse but are probably an endosystem?? Or smth similar?? Dunno dont care. truscum should kill themselves tho :3 Cis ppl r welcome here, but i WILL act like im better than u lolz...so If ur here to argue about ships, gender, systems, beliefs, or watevr...u get blocked! Innternet discourse iz stoopid! Use ur brainz!!! XP ⚠
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bunny-lily · 4 months
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hi hihi ur first anon here again (im honored omg 😔)
I LOVEDDD CHAPTER 3 SO MUCH U DID IT AGAINNN!!! ur teasinf me so bad w the kitchen scene tho… MC WAS SO REAL FOR LETTING THAT INCHES LINE SLIP I LOVEBHER 😭 shes so real, the way u write her and all the characters interactions is so perfect jehdkf im v excited for ch 4!!! will be keeping an eye out!! 👁️
hope ur having a good day <3 also can i be like, an emoji anon? like uhh 🍀 anon or something? :0
SHAMROCK 🍀 ANON MY DARLING ♥ HIIII WELCOME BACK Our sweet dummy lil mc really let all her intrusive thoughts win today, huh. Didn't even send them past rough draft for consultation, just straight out the brain they go. Not even a "for your consideration" warning sign.
Though, honestly, wouldn't we all let any intrusive thoughts like those slip past when in the presence of ✨ them ✨
I'm SO glad that the way I write the characters is so liked, it's a huge relief ♥ thank you for your continued readership, I'm sososo happy to hear from you again, 🍀 anon!
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