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@kazachi69 reminds me of nardwauar like he is silly funky doing voice acting of ppl’s art but he’d probably also be the last person you see at ur deathbed bc he knew where u lived the whole time
#kaz probably knows all our secrets#ur a little guy#fnaf#fnaf related cos mf goin hard on the voice acting#hope u get into a game#mooing#moots
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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it's about the small acts of intimacy... forehead kisses, putting jewelry on you, rubbing your hand with their thumb, putting a jacket on you, touching your necklace, running your hands through their hair, wiping away their tears, peeling them an orange, un/zipping their dress, tying their shoelaces, holding hands, removing an eyelash from their cheek, washing their hair, putting an anklet on them, tucking their hair behind their ear, sorting out their collar, untangling their necklaces, drinking out of a cup in their hands
#diary#sorry guys i am yearning#ok adding ur additions from tags in these notes too:#lighting their cigarette#removing your shoes for you#asking them to taste test food#love notes around the house#covering them w a blanket#applying sunscreen#thumb wrestling#getting you coffee / flowers#remembering little things about you#covering the corner of the table when they reach for something#having a bath together
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I don't know where this "if you don't feel love/empathy you're evil" idea comes from like if you can only be decent towards people if you love them/feel empathy towards them then I'm pretty sure I'm not the one mistreating more people of the two of us
#decency lies in actions not emotions#it matters little what you actually feel we can only see what you do#you can be all “i love you” but if you're acting shitty ur still a shitty person#whereas you can be the kindest guy out there who helps ppl bc it's fun#without an ounce of love or empathy towards them#aromantic#aro#loveless#loveless aro#loveless aromantic#low empathy#no empathy#queer stuff
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something something luigi doesn't remember the final events of spm or dimentio at all after he's defeated (but mario remembers everything)
#super mario bros#super paper mario#smb#spm#dreamyart#i have a lot of thoughts about luigi having amnesia afterward and mario knowing and remembering vividly exactly what happened#like he has vague memories of bleck's crew but just as he knew them as Luigi and not as he knew them as L y'know? plus they're still around#but dimentio is Gone gone and idk maybe his floro sprout sapped his memory of him entirely something like that#i also just think bc dimentio is a weird little interdimensional being he definitely still exists Somewhere#and just wants to torment luigi with visions lol#AND i just think weege has weird vivid dreams anyway thanks dream team can we take this guy to a sleep study#this all severely fucks mario up right like i saw you turn into the antichrist and what do you mean you have no idea what i'm talking about#i saw this little freak brainwash you and force me to fight you. and luigi's just like. Huh. What. No way that happened ur pullin my leg#i dunno i have many thoughts okay byee
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Speaking of design commissions, here's one from a bit ago! The Rat, who isn't really all that ratty but by coincidental adaptation to a fairly hostile environment
#art#monster#absolute skin flap of a guy#commissioner went a little MIA with this one but if ur out there and u see this...thanks I love your weird little guys#commissions
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something sowmthing the kageyama brothers + their blue eyed weirdboys
#mob psycho 100#mob psycho#mp100#mob psycho fanart#mp100 fanart#shou suzuki#teruki hanazawa#shigeo kageyama#terumob#ritshou#ive been watching it with my mom + i forgot how funny teru is#hes strange i luv that freak#i love when he gets sooo smug on mob's behalf#always saying stuff like 'heh... ur first mistake was picking a fight with This guy 😼...'#boy u have me laughing out loud#i h8 his hair i cant draw him without him looking like bakugo#my mom hates reigen a little its so funny#shes always like 'mhm u tell him dimple ☝🙄' when dimple bullies him
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okay but reminder they hated this little guy enough to put his life up to a poll
#look at him#I’m going to be SICK#he’s actually the cutest thing I’ve ever seen#the way they treated him you’d think he was a war criminal wtf#he’s just a little guy!!#joker. Sheila. and DC….#count ur fucking days#his curls!!#his little squishy face!!#I can’t believe they did that to him#truly makes no sense#batman#jason todd#batfam#dc#dcu#red hood
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old dazai lighting practice i found in my drafts that i have no intention of finishing so u guys can have it
#bro this is so fucking old u can tell bc i had no idea how to draw hands💀💀😭#still looks ok tho i think. i genuinely had no idea where the light source was while i was doing this#btw this was my attempt at painting if u guys were wondering if i only knew how to do cell shading😍�� ur incorrect! i can render!! (poorly)#october me was a different artist forreal#also ignore that little doodle off to the side i was testing out a pen#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#lotus draws
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i am not immune to transmascs in sweatpants and a sleeveless top
im rly fucking weak about it actually
#losing my mind rn#i still can't get over it#💀 i told him aksksksk the prog won buddy my boy my guy i can Not think straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i look at someone's upper back a little too long then i can't get them out of my head for 2 days is this how it is??!#(。ノω\。) i haven't seen him in a while im not used to how hot he actually is#which is funny bc i distinctly know what he looks like but u ever just see someone irl and you're like AAAAA THEY'RE HOT#⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ ♡ hey ..#my friend how close ur sitting makes my heart feel like it's going to explode but I'm trying to be so cool about it#but also not really 🫠#not anymore!! 😭 i need to let u know
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just one of those days man...
THIS IS SO LOW QUALITY HELP LOL
ignore that I can't draw very well rn I'm very focused on school so not much time to doodle
#wild kratts#littlecrittereli#WK Guardianship AU#wild kratts fanart#kratt brothers#wild kratts au#chris kratt#martin kratt#in reference to that once scene in lilo and stitch#Its so funny drawing Martin angry bc he is literally the most head empty guy ever#but no one knows how to push buttons like ur brother <3#context? uhhh no!#idk hes stressed about some evaluation with Chris' caseworker or something#and Chris is having one of his “I need to prove myself even if it means putting myself in danger” moments#and Martin is like dont DO that#POV ur little brother tries to go out and get you accused of child endangerment right before ur assessment with CPS
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DAY 13 guys her room would be ATROCIOUS
#shitpost#guilty gear fanart#guilty gear aba#a.b.a#fanart#guilty gear a.b.a#lowwwkeey I feel as tho I’ve been going a little too hard on the tags gotta keep that shit to a minimum fr#she fuckin REEEKs dawgg like girrrllll clean ur room😭😭#damn bitch you live like this#u guys don’t know how QUICK I was with this lolll
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Happy Halloween!
Silly thing featuring little Xyata and his friends. This isn't 100% canon but given the opportunity these three would definitely dress up as the most well-known dunmer villains and go in search of Nerevar! Or sweet treats at least
#my art#fasta draws#the elder scrolls#tes#tes morrowind#morrowind#house dagoth#oc: xyata#oc: chfikir#was going to put skyrim tag here since xyata is the ldb but it's extremely not obvious here#for now he is chaotic little guy and also lord dagoth ur#corprus or treat
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thank u hoyofair for mechanic kaveh🙏
#kaveh#genshin impact#haikaveh#kavetham#happy new year!!!!!#thank u guys for sticking around!! always love reading ur little reblog comments truly the highlight of my day 🥹
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My turn!!!
Spin The Wheel for a Star Trek TOS era character :P
Please leave who you got in the tags and what you are... doing to them
#also disclaimer ik this isnt an exhaustive list of TOS era characters these r just imo the most well known please dont get me for not#including ur favorite TOS guy#BUT ALSO if i didnt i clude ur favorite TOS guy u should also tell me that in the notes#star trek#star trek tos#james t kirk#spock#nyota uhura#bones mccoy#poll#ohmy god im a little wine drunk i almost forgot to link the wheel.... sosilly
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200 years
#200 FUCKIGN YEARS OF EFFORT. 200 YEARS OF SEARCHING ENDLESSLY FOR A SEEMINGLY IMPOSSIBLE ANSWER#DISGRACED AND LOSING ALL OF WHAT LITTLE HE HAD TO TRY AND BRING THIS GUY TO LIFE. FOR HIS PARENTS HE LOVED. FOR THE KINGDOM#like oh my GOD happiest moment of his life indeed. he gave up a fifth of his lifespan for this and achieved the impossible. so fuckign prou#dragon malleus looks so scrungly he looks so silly goofy. i kiss his head. he breathes fire in my face#tumblr as a reminder that ur my fav platform u get this two hrs before twitter does. i kiss u so lovingly#NOW im all lore-d out. leaving for the airport in 45 minutes i still havent packed lmao#twst#twisted wonderland#lilia vanrouge#malleus draconia#twst spoilers#ch 7 spoilers#suntails
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