#uprag

[mxchere25]

Dunno why but I like Jack+Doyle ships like the Doyle+Katsumi+Retsu but what if we add this Jack+Doyle+Kureha? Kureha (Older brother of Kosho) already cares about Jack and he would probably be like Doyle's body (Plus body uprages) since he is fucked up doctor xd

first of all anon... you gotta be psychic because i was thinking about jack and the shinogi brothers sooo hard before you sent this.... so YES. YES YES YES. I LOVE IT. i dont even ship jack and doyle hardcore but this makes it soooo good

[ulakauni]

Emang boleh se-serius ini😭🤏🏻

Tolonglah. Ini udah serius banget. Udah gak waktunya galau-galau lagi. Udah waktunya bener-bener uprage diri sebaik-baiknya loh.

Duh, kok bisa ya, aku ini masih suka galau, tantrum, dan mikirin hal² yang gak jelas😭 Ya bukannya kenanganku itu gak jelas. Maksudnya yang sudah berlaku kan ya sudah, kalau sudah tau akhirnya gak bakal berubah kenapa masih dibuat keluh kesah.

Sekarang yang perlu dipikirin adalah: Gimana caranya bisa pantes jadi orang yang bisa dinut. Gimana caranya Qur'annya segera mutqin, karena ada kegiatan yg mengharuskan aku untuk ngaji dengan alumni, dan egoku sangat tidak menyukai apabila aku kalah lancar dan tidak bisa nerusin ngaji. Trus gimana caranya biar kitab-kitab yang sudah kupelajari harus bisa ku kuasai, mengingat si gus sudah memberikan jadwal mengajar secara terperinci. Gimana juga caranya balance antara kegiatan pondok dan kuliah, mengingat ambisiku harus tercapai masalah akademik. Belum lagi tugas dan tanggungjawabku di kuliah yang 2 bulan ini harus tuntas dan purna.

Kaan, banyak banget asli yang harus dipikirin, yang harus dijalanin, yang harus segera dibenahi. Kok bisa masih sempet mikir hal-hal gak guna.

Masalah perasaan skip dulu yuk diriku. Nanti masalah cinta²an atau engga pikir setelah akad saja. Sekarang jalani apapun yang menjadi tugasmu, segera selesaikan apapun yang menjadi tanggunganmu. Dah yakin aja tresno jalaran soko kulino. Nanti pasti bakalan tresno dengan sendirinya, sesuai rencana awal bahwa nikah itu dijodohkan dan manut.

Masalah perasaan yang berlalu tolong disimpan rapat ya diriku. Please! Jangan sampai kamu membuat orang lain tak nyaman dengan perasaaanmu. Jika galau, tantrum, sedih, sekarang coba luapkan saja dalam sujud panjang. Allah pasti akan memberikan jalan terbaik untuk menuntaskan perasaan. Tak usah gundah bakal hilang atau tidak, seperti niat awal. Jadikan saja inspirasi ketika dibutuhkan.

Sudah ya, sampai disini kita sepakat dulu. Pms depan please ga usah tantrum. Please tantrumnya ditahan. Inget udah tua. Mau jadi istri, bentar lagi jadi ibuk. Ditahan perasaan yang tidak perlu. Tahan. Bisa yuk bisa.

Masalah hati pasrahkan saja pada pemiliknya. Sudah jangan diambil pusing. Kalau masih cinta ya sudah dinikmati, waktunya lupa nanti pasti ada jalannya. Wong jelas sudah ada yang lain, pasti nanti dipermudah semuanya.

Oke diriku. Semangat. Hidup yang panjang ini kedepannya mari kita buat upgrade diri sebaik-baiknya. Nikah diniati ibadah. Niat mondok lagi. Niat ngluru ilmu. Niat mendekat kepada sang ilahi. Bismillah, insyaallah semua lancar.

Sekali lagi, urusan hati, pasrahkan pada Tuhan. Kamu gak usah ngatur. Biar diatur Tuhan. MauNya gimana, jalani aja. Oke!

[battlestations]

plants added, uprages halted until i can afford a new ultrawide oled

[sardix]

the uprages i think were to represent their abilities in the comics but klaus had telekanitic abilities and not alison so not sure.

the ape body just for the 2 bad jokes

klaus can chose but he has to make a contious decision so for example before he knew he could do that he didn't have a choice and in here i supose it was the pact that klaus was unawere of gething his powers back. So hence he didn't think he had a choice

and with five being the couse of timelines isn't neceserly true i think, becouse if we look at the definition of timelines, they represent a "What if?" scenarios wehre a character choses difrent otions witch results in difrent events or some events never happen in the first place. So the timelines would exist no matter if five could or could not travel in time. Him being able to just gives more or difrent posibilities becouse in the end the amount of timelines is endless but on the other hand if you can make only the original exist than you're theory could be a posibility

For the rest or most of the questions we can hope that the comics will answer

to think that the 4th season was teased as "the seson that will close all the plot holes". to good to be true ig

finished s4 today and here are some questions I still have

-WHAT HAPPENED TO SLOANE???

-why on earth did raymond "I would take my year with you over a lifetime with someone else" chestnut just leave allison?? like I get if the actor couldn't/didn't want to be in the season but they could have at least come up with an explanation

-why did luther get his ape body back, its not connected to his powers at all. they just did it to make two bad jokes didn't they

-why did some of them get different/upgraded powers but luther and diego didn't?

-when klaus was shot and allison gave him the marigold why didn't he just stay dead? s3 established he has a choice in whether he comes back to life

-what is durango even supposed to be? reginald says that jennifer is more powerful than all of them put together but thats only if she comes into contact with them right?

-HOW DID SHE GET IN THE SQUID

-how did five start the commission

-there was a total of 43 marigold children and yet we only ever meet like 16 of them. who are the others?? Also wouldn't their marigold also have to be absorbed to reset the timeline? Unless it did all get absorbed off screen somehow

-if jennifer was so dangerous why didn't reginald just kill her instead of building an entire town to keep her trapped... i know he wouldn't have had a problem with it.

-also this is more reginald just being stupid but why on earth would he send his kids with MARIGOLD on a mission where he knew a girl with DURANGO would be when he knows if they just made contact it would end the world. ALSO ALSO reginald was literally there so why didn't he just blow her up himself!!?? this shit gets dumber the more i think about it

-five says that the day they were born the timeline shattered or whatever but isn't that just his fault? he's the one with the time travel powers so without him there would be no way to create other timelines. wouldn't it have made more sense for just five to sacrifice himself then...? I guess Viktor would have still ended the world but the commission literally wanted the world to end in that timeline so what's the deal

-how could claire and diegolilas kids still be alive when their parents never existed. that would've created another grandfather paradox according to this shows logic but nope!

-oh yeah and what was the deal with the ben on the train at the end of s3 ... Literally had nothing to do with anything

thats all i can think of rn... I'm sure theres more but... my head hurty. if anyone has an explanation to any of these lmk

[everydaygremlin]

AW YEA THIS IS CERTAINLY AN UPRAGE

[omgellendean]

I genuinely want to know why Tumblr staff decided to hate avatars now. First they got rid of the floating avatars (a feature that people actually asked for years), then the userpics within the post became so small you might as well replace them with "fuck you and your poor eyesight". Now Tumblr mobile uprages and takes away user's avatar from the activity page? Why? What have these cute little pictures done to you?

[little-doggy-girl-kisser]

uprage to some premium mac and cheese and the ball can be rolling UPHILL

(Or maybe start a casino)

Sitting in my room eating Kraft Mac n’ cheese and watching A Starstruck Odyssey

…. The ball is rolling flat

( @little-doggy-girl-collar )

[wakandamama]

My dad is cleaning out this old book case and found all the lil stories I used to write when I was a kid and little me WAS A DRAMA QUEEN ROMANTIC😂

I wrote an entire composition note series about these two frogs that fell in love at a bus station. The girl frog left town to start her fashion empire and the boy frog became a bus driver so he could always meet her at a bus station anywhere in the world. Like my man boy frog drove his bus TO TOKYO for girl frog.

Like Nicholas Sparks who? Romeo and Juilet what? We stan girl frog and boy frog. 😂

[dream-life-without-art-is-stupid]

#SpeakUpForPuertoRico We need your voice! The current economic and political situation in #PuertoRico needs to be heard on American and international forums. Puerto Rico is currently run by an imposed, non-elected fiscal control board with the goal of paying the island’s debt of over $70billion without audit, revision or restructure, putting the interests of vulture fund managers and their possibly illegal transactions with the Puerto Rican government over the needs of its people. The Financial Oversight and Management Board put in place by the #PROMESA bill, runs on a budget of at least $370million dollars paid by Puerto Rican taxpayers, and some of its members have been tied to the same corporations responsible for the crisis. With cuts in funding to public education and pensions, changes to health care, and government right-sizing, the board’s determinations are seemingly non-negotiable and exempt from local law. The fiscal control board and its austerity measures are not the solution. Speak up for Puerto Rico! #UPR #Uprrp #UPRM #UPRH #UPRC #UPRP #UPRCA #UPRA #UPRB #UPRU #RCM #UPRAG

[ozzy-bozzy]

It's in like....a little over a month

I want some of the popsockets, kunai knives and earrings from sweet princess kawaii. They're super cute. And a couple of shirts from catori clothing:) + a new phone case and screen protector, but I also might be getting a new phone???? Idkkkk -🦇

i got a giraffe popsocket for my birthday and i love it bc my bsf got it for me but it doesn’t work for my phone case so now i just,,, have it,,,, ALSO I WANT A KUNAI SO BADLY I ALMOST BOUGHT A DABI ONE AWHILE AGO BUT THEY SOLD OUT HKSBSJ i want a new phone but there’s nothing particularly wrong w the one i have so that’s chill ig

[mehiwilldoitlater]

"WHAT...DO YOU...WANT?!"

If it weren't for his friends, who were currently hiding behind him, Chingyun would have fled in the moment that your eyes met his figure. Xingqiu was trying to keep his composure, but it was clear that your terrifying aura was effecting him as well, just like Hu Tao and Xiangling. 

You were fed up with all of that nonsense. First you were sent to Teyvat, just after having found out that you were pregnant, and then everybody started to attack you, accusing you of impersonating their Creator or something. You were scared the first few days, but after the sixth time, you decided that you had enough. So, after having called upon the force of the elements and almost destroying half of the Millelith that the Qixing had sent to kill you, maybe they started to change their mind? 

Oh, but that was the drop that broke the pot. Now you don't want anything to do with those people, the Archons, or whoever tried to get close to you. And that was extended even to a bunch of kids that had enough courage to come to you, even calling upon you from your now so called sacred mountain.

"N-no please, your grace, we just want-"

Hu Tao voice was cut from a strong blast of wind, and her balance was almost lost.

"WHAT?! Do you want to kill me?!"

"NO! No no , we just want to-"

Xiangling had to cover her face again, that wasn't a wind anymore, but a soon upraging storm.

"I don't want ANYTHING from any of you! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!"

Every step you take, the earth is rumbling. Now the group was shacking up, scared for their lives. You raise your hand, ready to strike until...

"AH! GOOD LUCK CHARM! "

Chongyun shut his eyes, extending his hand. After a few seconds, the storm calmed down and the wind stopped. And you were there, with a look of surprise on your face.

"...Uh?"

When he opened your eyes, you saw that he was trying to call upon his courage, gulping loudly, showing you what he was holding to you. a small sachet with intricate patterns and a circular symbol embroidered in the center. You sensed nothing from it... nothing malevolent, at least. After clarifying that you weren't ready to attack, he finally spoke again.

"It's a good luck charm for the pregnancy... In our family, the elderly usually make them for the future mothers, for protection and for the longevity of the newborn. I figured you'd need one, your Grace..."

He shyly extended his hand again, not daring to take the first step. Surprisily, you didn't flinch.

After a few carefull steps you take from his hand the little offering, letting your finger wonder over the little object. You didn't know what to do or say. He gave you a present! And not a simple one, but something very important for him and his family!

"T-this is... Chongyun, I don't know what to say i..."

Cautiously, Xingqiu takes a step, kneeling solemnly a meter away from you, presenting you with a wooden box, not very big and yet so meticulously decorated with flowery engravings.

"Your Grace...My mother once told me that, while expecting me and my brother, she suffered from various annoying problems. I asked her about it and I was able to find the best infusions that will help you in this matter!"

He opened the box, filled with dried leaves. His chest fueled with pride when you took the wooden box from his hands, analyzing the contents of the box. It smelled like mint and chamomile. Now that he mentioned it, you remember that, back in your world, your aunty did in fact say something about natural remedies against morning sickness with mints and chamomille.

"...It smell...nice?"

"I brought some lavander incense, directly from the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor! You said once that you couldn't even sleep because of all the stress that everyone put you through! I'm certain that this will help your slumber! "

Hu Tao cheerily showed you a series of long violet sticks.

"Ehm, thanks! But, don't you use them for funerals? "

"Drastical situations call for drastic measures, Your Grace!"

You almost forgot how much you loved that girl. Hu Tao changed in a moment, from a scaredy cat to the lively girl you knew.

Xiangling was the last one, showing you a paper-wrapped box. It was quite simple, yet you had a little thought of what she wanted to give you.

"Well, they're not good for nothing, just for the heart! I prepared for you some sweet and nice fried milk. After all, you need to eat for two! "

Your hands were full of gifts. You were in shock. They travelled all that way just to give you some presents, and you even treat them like that? You start to feel some remorse after had treat them in that harsh way...

"I...t-thank you, I don't... Oh goodness, you made these things for me and i treat you like that..."

"To be honest, your grace." Xingqiu spoke again. “We're supposed to apologize for what our seniors did to you. Putting the Creator aside, they attacked an innocent! And even in your state! There are no excuses! "

"You had all the right to be angry with everyone." Xiangling was playing with her hands, embarrassed to look at you. "We just wanted to show you that we're not interested in hurting you... If you like, I can bring you some food! Something good for you and the baby this time! "

"Are you going to make it spicy?" Chongyun raised his eyebrows, looking at her friend. " Spicy foods are not good for pregnant women, you know? She needs something that will help her state, like Fish or...or berries or..."

"Oh my! Chongyun, you're quite the expert! Have you taken some lessons? " Hu Tao laughed a little, making the young exorcist blush.

You couldn't help but smile. They were a bunch of kids that wanted to clean up the mistakes of the elders, and their first step was just to show up to you, giving you something that they thought you would like. They were so candid.

"Uhm..."

Your voice stopped the little bickering that was created by Hu Tao and Chongyun.

"Do you... do you like to share some fried milk and mint tea with me? ..I'm afraid I don't have anything else to offer you for your kindness! "

The group freezes, unsure of what to do. At first, you mistake their reaction for fear. After all, you wanted to kill them a few moments ago. Chongyun, again, was the one that decided to take the first step.

"We would be honored, you Grace!"

Little did all of you know, that was the first of many visits.

[lord-explosion-baku]

Maybe a cliche but yandere Hawks, with a crush on his UA third year trainee. Using his power to manipulate someone who really admires and respects him. Hawks being a flirty not too much older boss, buying his trainee lunch really buttering them up and then snapping when he finds out they already have a boyfriend or are too concerned about their career to consider him as a viable suitor.

The moment he heard you mutter something about you having a boyfriend, Hawks felt a little... twinge.

He couldn’t call it jealousy, no, no, no, this was something else entirely. This was... heat. This was rage...

You were standing there taking selfies in your hero costume and you were talking about how your boyfriend was gonna love seeing your new suit upgrade. Hawks loved your new suit uprage, too, up until the moment he realized that there was gonna be other people looking at you. And what even was this upgrade? What, were you gonna stop all the criminals in the name of skin? Ridiculous.

Hawks didn’t realize he was glaring at you until you turned to him and gave him a funny look. That was when he decided to have some fun with you.

“Do you wear your hero suit to bed? Put on a good show for your boyfriend?”

The blush on your cheeks was instantaneous. “That’s...”

Hawks laughed before you could finish, jumping down from his little perch he was on to lean level his head with yours. He brought a hand to your cheek, just barely able to feel the burn of your fluster through his gloves.

“Lookit you with your cheeks gettin’ all rosy! What’s the matter? You don’t have to be embarrassed! I think it’s kinda hot...”

You shied away from his touch. “I just don’t think it’s appropriate...”

“Oh man, maybe you’re right. Hope you don’t tell the boss on me.” Hawks smirked and watched your cheeks grow even darker. You were so fucking adorable when you got like this.

“You’re the boss...”

“That’s riiigght,” he sang at you and in one swift movement, Hawks grabbed your phone out of your hands. “Let’s take a selfie. I’m sure your boyfriend would love to see you hanging out with the number two, huh?”

Hawks took a quick snap of the two of you, then frowned at the screen. “Nah, this isn’t good—you’re not smiling. C’mon, let’s try another.”

An arm wrapped around your shoulders. He was so close to you, closer than he’d ever been before. He could feel the quick thrum of your heartbeat: were you just as excited as he was? Hawks saw your reflected self in your phone’s camera. Cheeky little chick-a-dee—you were biting your lip.

The opportunity was too golden to miss out on. Hawks watched your camera count down from three and right before the camera clicked, he crushed his lips into yours.

It was quick, but it shot an exhilarating burst of pleasure ricocheting through his body, ruffling his feathers. Hawks grinned when you pulled away, and snickered when you rushed to try and grab your phone out of his hands.

“Ah-ah, hold on, little bird! I still need to send it,” he said, holding the phone above your head, enjoying that desperate expression you were sporting.

“Hawks, please, please don’t send that!!”

“Why not?” He teased. “We look good together. ‘m sure he’ll think so, too!”

“Hawks!” Without thinking, you grabbed a fistful of his feathers.

“Ooohoooo,” Hawks cooed, maneuvering in a way so you were tucked into him by his long, crimson wings. “Gettin’ a little, frisky are we? Careful now, the wings are sensitive.”

Your hands pressed up against his abdomen. Jesus, it was like you wanted to turn him on. You peered up at him with those beautiful, soft eyes. For a moment, he considered kissing you again, just to see if you’d get a little more into it the second time. He knew all about that little fan blog you ran before joining his tiny agency. He knew you had a thing for him, so you surprised him with the whole boyfriend thing.

And then you hit him with, “I’ll report you... for sexual harassment.”

Hawks wavered for a moment. Only a moment.

“Now why would you do that?” He whispered darkly.

You averted your gaze. It was an empty threat and he knew it. You liked him too much. Still, he had to make sure.

“You wanna be a hero, don’t you?” He asked one a condescending tone. You gave him a solemn nod. “You wanna get far in my agency, yeah?” Another nod.

“Then you don’t have a boyfriend anymore, you got that?” Hawks hit send and threw your phone over the rooftop onto the second building down. “You only have me.”

[borderlinevader]

this taylor swift versus damon albarn situation is hilarious to me bc even if taylor did write all her own songs by herself and play every instrument on the album do you really think they’re good enough to warrant such uprage?

[childrenoflight-darkness-nothing]

au ask game: heist au?

crime crime crime let them be gay and commite crime

Jace would be in charge, I think that's pretty universal given any au or setting. eir definitely the ring leader holding everyone together.

tessa would be your tech person, hacking cameras and security systems. hacking government websites to get building blueprints. just. the eyes of the sky. I'm thinking like. tessa equals felicity from arrow.

dragon would also be your tech person, but. more hands on. more in the field. they're in charge of the gear, upraging it and keeping it functioning. and of course if any explosives need to be set or anything hacked that can't be done remotely by tessa.

stephan is your getaway driver. he's Lookout. he's listening to police scanners watching the surrounding area. he's on comms making sure they don't get caught and they get out in time if everything starts to head south.

jaime is the muscle (Jace too)

claire is the distraction. you need someone to seduce someone for Intel? or infiltrate a fancy party? send claire

Claire's also who you send if you need one single person to sneak in somewhere and get something done quick and effectively.

put jaime and claire together and you got the possibility for any type of giant explosion type of distraction you might need.

[residentevil2remake]

to be fair, i don’t feel like lis1 need uprage it’s look but i’m actually really intrested?? thought to be fair high details models aren’t really for lis style, but i guess they were testing unreal engine 4 for new lis game and went with “oh hey let’s cash on lis1″ 

[tedious-waffle]

Okay so I’m finally watching Love, Victor, and the fact that this shows gonna do me dirty and make this obviously bi disaster into a gay guy, my one grief is that in episode 6 Felix straight up explain the rules of Setllers of Catan incorrectly. He said “If you want to get a lot of points, you need to make sure to upgrade your settlements, your cities, and your roads.

But like???? You cant upgrade roads??? And cities ARE upraged settlements, and can’t be upgraded them again???

Also you can ehre his say in the background that you can get “the longest road” (a real thing) but also “the longest setlement” or “the biggest city” which just not a thing. He also says if you then get “5 development cards” it would be his tenth point, but development cards could be knights or progress cards not necessarily one of the 5 victoy point cards in the deck of 25. He also says getting to 10 10 victory points crowsn him “King of Catan” (not an official title.

Also the utter audacity that it would take 45 minutes to explain the rules of Catan? It is literally the easiest fucking game ever and he didnt even touch on trading. Also why is the show trying to frame it as though it’s a boring boardgame???