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yayee-pspsps · 5 months ago

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Trimax au where the twins live with wolfwood and livio at the orphanage.

#trigun maximum #to sum up my thoughts:#ww was the tallest of all of them. until he was not.#i think in this au v and n escaped the people who tried to get rid of them on the ship instead of #nai destroying everything.#vash probably lost his arm bc of nai on accident #ww likes to pick up strays #including plant independents apparently #i'll draw more when i have time!!!! this au has been on my mind for months!!!

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pipsqueakparker · 1 month ago

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i can’t believe it’s october 1st and we still haven’t gotten ghostfuckers

#helluva boss #yes i will be reblogging this every day until ghostfuckers drops #yes i am aware that it’s apparently supposed to drop at the end of the month #i don’t care #i have to share my truth

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caterpillarinacave · 1 month ago

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Using the computer as a babysitter for Jed and Octavius is all fun and games until they figure out how to use Larry’s credit card

#And they will #To be clear it’ll still be fun just not for Larry #Larry won’t know until McPhee goes “you CANNOT keep getting your Amazon boxes delivered here”#“If you wanna buy 45 sunlamps 65 remote controlled miniature tanks 7 pairs of heelys a kiddie pool and 120 extension cords that fine but-#Now Larry has to try and think of a way to write this off as a business expense while sounding sane #I don’t think “The dead 17 year oId pharaoh I’m in charge of hasn’t seen the sun in four thousand years-#and honestly if he wants to have his magical jackals trail behind him holding sun lamps then I really can’t be the one to stop him”#Will go over well.#To be fair presenting that bill to the museum board might work. as far as they know he spends every night of his life in a dark museum #He also hasn’t seen the sun in months #Is it concerning that he apparently brought in a sand box and the maximum buyable number of lights that imitate sunlight? Yeah #Is it less concerning than “ancient reanimated corpse likes laying face down in the sand under a bunch of lights for enrichment”?#Also yeah #”what about the ultra realistic working doll sized cannons” “I just get bo- THE WHAT?”#My tags are a masterpiece #Teddy is delighting in the wonders of mustache gel #shitpost #jedtavius #Natm #night at the museum #larry daley #natm jedediah #natm octavius #natm larry

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void-and-virtue · 5 months ago

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Imagine the Monsters watching soccer together during the start of Kevin’s stay in Palmetto bc Nicky is a fan thanks to Erik and being cooked in the living in Germany soup for like a year and it just ends up as

Andrew: Hey Kevin look, look, a sport that doesn't even need hands, maybe a new career for you?

Kevin, hand still in a cast, bristling: Fuck you

#curtesy of my home country being soccer nation and me constantly forgetting that fact #until it is once again forcibly smacked into my head every couple of months #probably earns me a bad grade in being German #I didn’t even know the Europameisterschaft was happening until someone asked me abt Fußball at work and I was like what now??#GERMANY IS APPARENTLY HOSTING IT THIS YEAR #anyway #I think Erik as a soccer fan is so fucking funny actually #he probably played it as a kid/teen/young adult too it’s like a national sport #also Erik has the same last name as a famous German soccer player #who was p much at the height of his career in the years AFTG is set in iirc #I wonder if Nicky ever played himself and whether he liked it #you really cannot escape it it’s everywhere in Germany even just subtly #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #kevin day #nicky hemmick #erik klose

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justplaggin · 1 year ago

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you're getting forgetful, old man! / hey, could you please not tug on my clothes?

- fifteen phase 14 raws (gdrive)

#new chapter says happy bsd wednesday :D #fifteen on hiatus next month apparently?#but until then. we feast #bsd #bsd fifteen #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #*mangacaps

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ttrpg-smash-pass-vs · 5 months ago

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Apparently the official ones are fey centaur. That's why they're small, they're elf/pony instead of human/horse. They're strong and perceptive survivalist fey! I refuse to believe I need to explain what a centaur is, or the appeal. These had an 84% smash rate last time, and the only thing thats changed is being 6-7 feet (1.8-2.1 m) tall depending on species. They even have enough supernatural strength that they count as if they were a full sized horse for carrying capacity and such. So riding them is still on the table, it's just easier to reach the human half.

#centaur #I keep remembering my friends singing “there's no cock like horse cock. send your asshole into shock!”#I literally hadn't heard the song until just now. I just heard them sing it enough to know it.#well a few months ago now thanks to working ahead. I had the PC races as a backup in case my queue ran dry.#I was half convinced it was an inside joke from the other half of our two friend groups merging.#I mean. It kinda was. but is also apparently an actual song not just something they came up with while fucking around in halo.#5e #dnd5e #D&D 5e #dnd #smash or pass

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dkettchen · 6 months ago

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#meme #homemade memes #cw dysphoria #trans #bones are stupid #cw dysphoria venting #waiting out current phase of transition changes to happen #(cause I got my dose raised again in april & am waiting for my next two surgeries & continuing tryna build muscle 😔)#hoping it'll get to a point eventually where the affirming bits are overpowering enough to ppl's perception #that I can dress the bits I can't change (like hips) in things that suit them #and do the whole embracing looking trans thing without worrying abt the misgendering #but alas I won't believe in my body's ability to do that until I see it #seeing as I still get lady-ed & unquestioningly she/her-ed 5 years into HRT + post two highly visible surgeries #+ fully dressed in men's clothes + sporting the shortest hair I've ever had -.-#cis ppl learn what transmascs look like & what that means for words you use on them challenge 2024- difficulty level: impossible apparently #I've had several ppl in the last few months that I literally TOLD I am trans/'it's he/him'/was clocked as trans by #who then STILL proceeded to misgender me anyway???#like what more can I do than literally straight up tell you????#I told a clinician who was looking at my knee the other month that I was trans (cause they always ask abt all meds n diagnoses)#and he misgendered me as a trans woman on his report like-#sir I am 5'4" and have a flat chest baby face and facial hair #and I was telling you abt how I've been on HRT for years and have had several Transgender Surgeries #you're a bone doctor you know how bones work and what their limitations are and you have functionning eyes #you should be able to put 2 and 2 together abt how this works even if you've never met a trans person holy fuck #(I wrote a complaint and they amended the report and sent me an apology meanwhile but still like- buddy wtf)

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statementlou · 1 year ago

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hello :) could you maybe explain a little bit how dan wootton blackmailed louis?

ugh sorry for taking a while to get to this. The problem is I feel like the only two ways to answer this are by spending a week and a half of full time labor sifting through old posts and evidence to get every detail right and lay out an airtight case, or to halfass something very serious, and so I felt a little stuck. So since I can't seem to find a good halfway point, apologies but here is the half assed version, if you want to get into it more I invite you to do your own deep dive or talk to other people, but here's how I remember things. Louis has almost never on video explicitly said things about Larry not being real and/or anything negative about fans and their theories (mostly the opposite), up until the last couple years when he obviously decided to make a major change he didn't talk about Freddie much at all let alone saying he was his kid, honestly not that much about Eleanor even; except for in two major interviews with Dan Wootton, each of which lined up with a serious traumatic Tomlinson family event that they managed to keep out of the tabloids until the very end (Jay's illness and Fizzy's struggles with substance abuse). After the fact of those events a lot of small things that didn't make sense at the time came together to look very much like Louis traded those interviews (and those answers) for having his family's private matters kept private. Story trading of this kind is a publicly known real thing that happens, and there were various clues that suggested he was being leaned on about those stories to lend legitimacy to the idea that it was something that happened in these cases. Given what we know about Dan Wootton and how he operates even before the recent flood of information and even more now, I think it's more than likely that he has been holding the threat of outing Louis (as he has done to many other public figures) over his head for over a decade, and has used his family's tragic struggles to get Louis to dance like a fucking puppet for him and I will REJOICE at his downfall when it comes whether it is now or 20 years from now... because someday it will, he has made too many enemies to stay above it forever

#I did start to try to deep dive before I realized it was too much #but I was reminded that when Louis was doing txf as a judge while fizzy was struggling #many people thought he had been pressured somehow into it; later when we knew what had been going on people were like #oh maybe he just wanted to be close to home to deal with fizzy stuff or somethng #but also: keeping fizzy stuff quiet would potentially be the info we didn't have at that time that could answer that q too of what they use #given the DW🤝simon jones🤝simon cowell cursed connections #(for the newbies: simon jones aka DWs bestie is Louis' publicist for no apparent reason even now long after he has gotten free of the rest #of the modest/syco/simon cowell shitshow)#anyway another example of story trading in our fandom is zayn's baby sister's teen pregnancy #which was known to the fandom early on but kept super quiet by respectful fans- during this time Z did some unprecedented actual interviews #for no obvious reason #and then iirc pretty much the day she turned 17 a very lowkey article reported on her marrying her bf and mentioning a pregnancy #but as if it was recent not like 7 months along #and even when she gave birth soon after it was all kind of... glossed over and around and not reported until a little later #blah blah blah #I felt like it was weird to talk about this for some reason but when I thought about it #I don't know if it matters. Like maybe talking about him not being a dad and being gay or whatever at all is bad #but assuming we're doing that anyway. why not talk about the struggles around that #and the creeps holding it over his head #dan wootton

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noirrelite · 1 year ago

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The many ways I've drawn Sierra's eyes since Feb 2022, in rough chronological order (oldest to newest)

#warframe #mesa sierra #warframe oc #see. I'm very normal #my art #some of them have alt descriptions in case you're curious #yep Sierra at one point (she didn't have a name yet until months later) was a black brown and gold Mesa Prime and had “normal” human eyes #and it carried over once the base mesa design grew on me but it felt weird putting them on top of the bandana #given the original intent behind it #so I played around with it till it became the 3-eyed design it is rn #i'm torn between the bottom middle and bottom right #some of these drawings were definitely not included to show all the pictures in 3's :3 #lotsa wips here #would you guys like me to post some of these older ones? even if I find them kinda crappy/incomplete #also ngl I should really vary my lighting setups more... apparently I use the same light beige bg a lot #imagine drawing chars consistently. cant be me #i'm happy to have drawn so much because of this rascal though #fun fact the “eyes” on her bandana are just external neuroptics #her real one is found underneath like umbra's sunder helm

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hidengifs · 1 year ago

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Abaranger 20th: The Unforgivable Abare ↳ Distribution Starts September 1st 2023

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solomams · 20 days ago

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23. Thirteen

pov: you're on the other end of her scythe

thirteen nation i did my best </3 prompt list by @obeymetournaments !!

#star is drawing #obey me month #star's om tober #obey me #obey me thirteen #om thirteen #obey me fanart #okay let's ignore the heart bc I'm just now realizing i shouldn't drawn her legs erm #that heart is actually just an engraving yeah okay #i was proud until i did the face akdjwjw #i didn't wanna draw her rad uniform so what did i do? make up an outfit apparently #okay time to sleep it's 1:30 am and i have work at 8

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joycrispy · 6 months ago

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Sometimes ADHD likes to throw you a curveball, and in my latest "I do not control the hyperfixation" development: I was suddenly possessed, at FOUR IN THE MORNING, to buy myself a tamagotchi out of literally nowhere, and now all I want to do is play with it and look at tamagotchi content.

...I also bought a second tamagotchi. Oops.

#about me #apparently I came in at just the right time however #in a few months Bandai is re-releasing the Tamagotchi Connection; and those are apparently a fan favorite #I never had one! as a kid I had an original tamagotchi and a tamagotchi angel (maybe an Ocean? I'm not sure)#the Connection series came out when I was kind of over virtual pets #so I'm seriously considering getting one to experience them for the first time #the one I bought last week is a rereleased original; just like I remember #...and I also bought a Nano; but that's shipping from Japan so it won't be here until late June #.......I cannot stress enough that prior to that moment at 4 am the other day I hadn't thought about Tamagotchi in like 15 years #these neuros sure do be divergent #I am in serious danger of reactivating my digimon phase I can feel it #(if you didn't know: digimon was originally just Tamagotchi but marketed at boys. the anime and all that came later!)

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fountainpenguin · 2 months ago

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Origin of the Pixies

Fairly OddParents ~ (August 2016 - Ongoing)

"Talk of these things should be reserved for fathers and sons. I'm Head Pixie. I'm your aldra mór, but I'm no one's daddy."

Head Pixie backstory longfic

Drama & Angst (I hear there's fluff in here somewhere...)

First-person POV

Dead Dove

Summary

After being infected with Wolbachia pipientis - the real-life bacteria that causes insects to reproduce asexually - Fergus Whimsifinado soon finds himself a single father struggling to provide for 500+ genetically-identical offspring he never really wanted in the first place. Suddenly becoming the first member of a brand new species means complex politics to deal with, a Pixie World to build, a shipping company and a therapy business to manage, and a budding interspecies war to survive... ... All on top of raising children.

Not Rated; Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings

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Chapter Recaps | Gen 2 Pixies Sheet

Cloudlands AU - Detailed warnings & other AU info

More Fairly OddParents 'fics

This work has a largely T tone. Borderline M for themes like 'queen bee' insect people fighting to the death, getting abducted by Cupid's family for study, being forced into a will o' the wisp's harem to ensure milk for newborn Sanderson, and general themes of non-human reproduction, child loss, and war.

Head Pixie-centric longfic with a focus on:

- Growing up with freckles in insect society, where you're typecast as a violent "queen bee" who'll stop at nothing to defend his hive. Set Daddy's fortune aside for wergild; you're gonna need it. - Accidental selkie wife addition (Please don't send her back to Mom; she needs this job) - Local party boy struggles to prioritize fatherhood above raves - Getting abducted by Cupid's hot grumpy mom, who's absolutely willing to push you to your limits if it means she can unravel your biology and show you off to all her friends - Raising little worker bees... I mean, drone pixies who regularly need their faces licked for pheromone exposure or they'll cry - Cloudlands' most eligible rich bachelor rejects hugs because he fears bee-instinct cuddle death attacks; more at 11 - Building a company up from nothing. Gotta start somewhere- Why not with cupcakes? (Maybe cute kids are good for something after all...) - Raising an heir you're biologically programmed to kill... It's fine- Sis is raising the spare - Why did we think adopting a cù sìth that can steal your soul if you lie was a good idea? - The cool girl who founded the human godparenting division is afraid you'll hurt her with your big, scary muscles and she'd rather "just be friends." oh no. - WHAT midlife crisis? Hahaha... Don't read Chapter 37. - The war over godkids from "Balance of Flour" (Season 7); H.P. and his 4 eldest pixies are drafted on the Fairies' side. Huh... That's gonna cause issues with the whole "BFF with the leader of the Anti-Fairies" thing... - Divorce? Child loss?? Raising some anti-fairy kid with Anti-Cosmo? Uh-oh. - His hat is also a pen

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"I'm impolite and I make fun of everyone! I'm immature but I will stay this way forever <3" (x)

#Fairly OddParents #FOP #Head Pixie #FOP fanfic #I'm wasp dad trash #We're Pixies!#Cloudlands AU #Cloudlands' most eligible bachelor. He can accidentally infect you so you'll die a rapid and extremely painful death :)#FAIRIES!#ridwriting #Origin of the Pixies #apparently art #ridwork guides #ridspoilers #/slams this one down after holding it for a month b/c I was committed to posting in order- “Let's freakin' GO!”#/fingerguns anyone who read this far in tags and is debating whether to read- On hiatus until Anti-Cosmo backstory 'fic catches up #but not abandoned!! Just waiting for A.C. to reach the war chapters so we can alternate POVs :)#My one regret is... I worry his wing only looks like one to those who know that's the color I use for pixie wing costas but :'D #fic announcement #dead dove #FOP Pixies #FOP Sanderson #Sanderson is neat

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n7punk · 2 months ago

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Pairings: Adora/Catra (Catradora). Fandom: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018).

Rating: T. Chapters: 1/6. Words: 4k so far.

Summary: Adora and Catra don’t talk anymore, but when their touring schedules line up so they’re in the same city, Catra texts her somewhere they can meet up and definitely not talk about the musical fallout that led to their lives going in different directions. Adora knows their pattern and she knows that when they just saw each other, Catra won’t acknowledge her again for another few weeks, but she can’t get Catra or her soft sighs out of her head. She isn’t known for her impulse control and sometimes the best thing she can do to avoid upsetting their balance is the worst play she could make on an average day. (Or, another popstar AU but Adora is down bad this time)

#catradora #catra #adora #she ra #spop #writing tag #uile #@the anon who asked if celeb AUs are my favorite thing to write a while back. apparently yes #ill be posting chapters of this any day i don't do a prompt until all 6 chapters are posted #doing that the biggest gap in fics this month is gonna be two days lmao i couldnt stop

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eyra · 10 months ago

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a little while ago, a two headed calf was born and I instantly thought of beneath a big blue sky Wolfstar and how excited Sirius would be because “Remus!!! A two headed calf?!?!?” And Remus is just so heartbroken because he knows how the situation will play out and he doesn’t want to tell Sirius

no stop that immediately because this can happen with lambs too and I had the same thought when I saw that story and it devastated me then and it devastates me to this day. I can’t even think about any of that without getting choked up like I may sob I may fully break down because what if a two-headed lamb was born in that damn barn.

you know sirius would be staying there all night long with that lamb even when remus tells him it probably won’t live to see the morning. and remus would stay too and watch sirius care for it and wonder how it’s even possible that he falls more in love with him every single day.

anyway I’m going to go drink myself into oblivion now so I don’t have to think about this. x

#big blue sky #ask #I did google this though and apparently some two headed calves have survived for many months #but they basically never make it to adulthood #so I don’t know if this discovery makes this more or less heartbreaking #either way sirius is feeding that lamb and caring for it until it closes its eyes for the very last time

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aibouart · 5 months ago

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